6 teams remainNext games are fri & sat night
it's a SUPER pineapple grapple!!!
suns to make the grand final then get raped by geelong by 100 points ala gws
>Some teenager called me "sir"It's over.
>>150646677better than 'unc'
>>150646291Maybe give the pier a miss this summer
>>150646727People asking you to leave isn't the same as a kid politely addressing you like you're an old man.
>>150646720i have no idea what this is
Good evening alf
Mowed the lawns, sat in the sun for a bit and got some vitamin d, listened to some tunes, did a work out, now about to make some chicken pasta. Good arvo
>>150646727They're humouring you when you hand over the butter chicken and vindaloo. They dont respect you
Wanked twice, had a 3 hour nap, spent 5 minutes trimming a bush, walked the dog, now to shitpost.
>>150638598so when's dil going to not bullshit and not be a complete hypocrite and do even a token gesture about racism against whitesor anyone else in sport or media or the legislature
Shan't be texting dad a happy father's day
>>150646846>The group of people that saw hate speech laws rushed through parliament as a response to an almost certainly staged incident of antisemitic vandalism are accusing police of two-tier policing
>>150646861I went over to see him but he wasn't home, so I left a note with his present that I got him on his doorstep.
/afl/ - daddy issues edition
>>150646867
its R U OK? day in 4 days and when someone asks me if I'm ok I'll say 'no' and then when they ask what's wrong I'll say 'I don't want to talk about it'.
>>150646929crisp micky
spent 5 days in melbourne, got home and now I'm coming down with a cold. FUCK that shithole
>>150646991melbourne, more like healthgone LMAO
>>150646861I don't want him to feel bad, but I'm simply not an NPC and refuse to do such a braindead thing.
>>150646929R U MICKY?
>R U OK>no but Steven May
I'm racist as fuck!
>>150647053no but steven race
are youse blokes even watching west coast vs port?
How come all Australians that come to the US to play punter in college football look like this? Seriously what is this phenotype called?
>aflw>not more than 3 goals per quarterapplied to simp for ellie yet mate
>>150647123Scotch-irish
>>150647123>ky boyutterly crisp
>>150647027kek
>>150647235>crisp>not a xavier?
>>150647160scotch is a drink mate
RIP Maru
>>150647269Life isn't worth living.
Crazy that a big unco spastic like Mark Jackson could average 4 goals per game in the 80s
Can the cats reach the granny? What's their status?
>>150647295Yes, legit dangerous
>>150647295Yeah. I almost feel like you can lock Cats in for a spot in the granny even this far out.
Want a bullet
India’s first class citizens are roughly equal to a 10th class Australian. I’ve done the math
YOU SIT THERE AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO OR I WILL USE FATAL USE OF FORCE IF I HAVE TO
new 'rena just droppedhttps://youtu.be/YqrPojDHmQM
>jeetjeet jeets in streets>thinks he's superiorapplied for plumbing yet mate
Getting drunk and listening to shitty music
I hate jeetsperg
Kpop demon hunters let’s goo
Sober and listening to good music
>>150647266It's a joke about irish blood being 50% alcohol
shant be watching finals and wont be watching the gf unless suns or bane are insimple as that
Say something nice about Cam Rayner, the Number 1 pick.
shall be taking 'za to the semi
>>150647524Shit eating grin from day 1
>>150647524>act like a dickhead a hundred meters off play >HOW COULD THIS BE>STAGING>STATE OF THE GAME>love big jezza and danger and selwood and tomahawk mehilarious how the geelong mafia just have a bunch of low IQ blowhards barracking for them in prominent media positions
>>150647269RIP ._.7
>>150647524Could be one of the best 5 players in the league if he could play consistently at his best. Don't think that happens at this point though. Will be the guy that can be invisible for a half then break a game open with a purple patch.
lol
snot funny twain
>>150647476my 2 little nieces like this show too
End the weekend off with an absolute belting of my bumhole.
>>150647605go iggs!
remember when you sick you used to go to doctors but now yuo just suffer through it wwith no assistance and maybe beg the phartmacism to give you some otc panadol
>>1506469915 days to get a tranny to suck you off?grim
>>150647613I love going to the chemist and having some pimple faced student give me the third degree for wanting some fucking cold meds that aren't a well-known scam dreamed up by greedy fucktards when you decided smurfing pills was a problem (it wasn't). I love being told that I can't buy a 24 pack of apap because some dickhead teenage girl cracked the sads and took a bunch once.
>>150647476faggot identified
>>150647582small cats problem
>>150647668>I should ask /fit/If you don't want the correct answer, sure.
>>150647668This is not your blog faggot
Lets be honest, at the end of the day all we want is a Japanese gf
Lets be honest, at the end of the day all we want is a Collingwood v Geelong gf
>>150647716what part of India are you from?
>>150647719this but a geelong v bane gf
>>150646929>R U OK?>yeah all good mate, you?>yeah, good, thanks, how's the missus?>yeah she's good mate>good to hear mate, when's smoko?
>>150647730We already had that, now bane are even more injured
Geelong are just gonna fuck up whoever they play in the grand final
>>150647719>AFL darlings/umpire's pets vs literal cheating scumno-one wants this grand final
Is it funny?
>>150647755>Geelong won't make the top 8>Geelong won't make the top 4>Geelong will lose their qualifying ginalYou are here>Geelong won't win the prelim>Geelong won't win the GF
>>150647772>Collingwood win an away against the crows>win by a substantial margin>b-but the umpsCope
>>150647774>retarded shatters subhuman so braindead he reads a post supporting his horrible team of cap cheating scum and thinks its against themkill yourself fuckhead
This has unironically been the best result Victorians could hope for. All Vic teams won, with a maxmium of two interstate teams playing prelims.Plus the seethe on /afl/ has been enjoyable
>>150647774no one said these things
>>150647788Absolutely seething lmao. Also not a cats customer, just a proud Victorian
>>150647783nah i'm happy collingwood beat the crom scum but collingwood are literally the most favoured AFL team, of course a business like the AFL will cater to the team with the largest fanbase. and the scumpire's do typically favour them, the crows game a few weeks ago was one of the very few times they haven't been on the scump's good side. never forget that when daicos flops over the slightest contact they'll fine the opposition.
>>150647549The seething geelong customers forget that the whole thing started because Mark O'Connor was given a free kick for "prohibited contact" by RaynerRayner then decided to play heel and do the same thing right back, and it mindbroke them.
>>150647805the victorian cries out as he strikes you
Feels so good being a vicGOD
prictorians always talk about how great their state is but then move to queensland to get the hell out of their shithole of a state kekgo back if you love it so much fuckheads
Can't wait for the pozztorians to come crashing back to earth when it's a Adelaide vs Brisbane granny.
>>150647839So you may not know this, but Queensland and Victoria are part of the same country. There are Qlders who move to Vic, but you never see Victorians seething about Qlders who move down here
I wasn't joking when I predicted Crows by 12 goals and Freo by 14 goals
>>150647774I thought they might lose their qualifying final. Never said the rest. They're a top 4 team that was gifted a bottom 4 draw. In a relatively even competition being able to have a fit and rested best 23 available in finals is probably the difference maker. Injuries have cooked Bane, Adelaide don't look ready for finals and their bogey team is now out of finals. It's Cats flag to win from here.
>>150647420crisp
>>150647859that's because very few do, why would anyone move to a shithole like victoria unless they are escaping somewhere worse? to an indian smellbum is heaven, to me a brisGOD it's worse than mumbai
huh
Only the soulless move to Queensland
>>150647788Come fucking do it then bitch! Tell me to kill myself, fucking come do it yourself cunt
ccaaawwwwWWWW
>>150647839ballina is as north as they (can afford) to go
Third diarrhoea of the day.
South Australia is the absolute shittest state in Australia
>>150647970*bes it*
>>150647965Cant stop laughing at this post
Idk how people survive in Queensland, just catch fish and find coconuts?
>>150647992Th-thanks
plenty of waterholes
Anybody here work in law?
yeah man the law of all evils
Have I ever told you blokes that I fucking love you more than life itself?
>>150648231WINNAR
>>150648196Yeah i've read the bible.
I want to kill my self hahahaha
hahahahahaha
haha
>>150647859The 'brisbaners' who moved to melbourne did so because the 'scene' wasn't woke and international enough for them. That was an 00s phenomenon. The odd thing is since covid there are now victorians everywhere here, specifically in west end and newstead. Why do you think our housing market is now far more expensive than melb?Jokes on them, them vacating areas of melb are being taken up by turbo OS immigration. making it an even bigger shithole. Also Qlders wear their racism as a badge of honour, where fags down south want to hug a jeet
Been married to a female for 4 years and I have only been attracted to females my entire life. However, lately I get this insatiable appetite for a dick in my mouth. Haven’t sucked one yet but I think it’s coming. Hey, I’ll suck yours if you suck mine?!?! Then we won’t be schlong slurping virgins anymore!Look at us all trying to graduate into the cock sucking world. It’s coming!
I'm going to become a human weapon and dispatch my foes.
Really don't want to go to this job interview tomorrow morning
/alf/ group masturbation session whenGeorgie Lyall
What job
>>150648306Maybe you're bisexual?
queensland should secede and get rid of all prictorian scumhowever we should also get rid of NRL because that sport fucking sucks
>>150648417on that history, the only reason why the nrl is sydney centric is because of pokie machines. end of. without the gambling money in the 1970s it would have been 50/50 split between brisbane and sydney
Take it to /nrl/ mate
I'm 27 and never even had a birthday party
>>150648490and where should all the homosexual thread chatter go to?
>>150648512Stirling Cooper
Pies is part of /alf/
Recent spanian vid is a flop
I don’t know what’s wrong with me
But I'm not part of pies. That was a guy. Rec female one
>>150648512kurt capewell
crazy how a lot of apartments around these days are just glorified motels
>>150648512Angela White
>>150648626Jeez didn't realise she was so old.
>>150648643no but steven age
i'm a bane member and i will not be going to the q-clash final because i am sick of how fucking garbage the footy is this year.the officiating has been shithouse, but so has the quality of play. not a single team in the top 8 deserves the flag, not even MY bane. any team that kicks 20+ behinds should be at risk of being disbanded not playing in finals. this year is a new low.
Can't shake this stench of shit in here, and it's got nothing to do with the bumming I just gave myself.
Miss RC so much
>>150648643I think that's why she specifically avoids doing any kind of milf porn, so people don't think of her as old.
>>150648626>debut 2004there are porno girls born after she debuted who have walled and retired
>>150648231heh those wacky japs
>>150648231>woman doesn't cop shit for hitting a guy in current year>man cops shit for hitting a woman in current year in self defencereally makes you think
>>150646612every grand final i put $100 on one of the teams to win by 60+, i started doing it in 2019 and its hit 4 times since, some grand finals you just know whos the better team. Cats vs Swans in 2022 was the easiest call of my life
malaga market la, u in moite?
australians got stabbed
>>150649969They the two dead boys? Worried it would be another white kid like that Declan 14 year old that got stabbed a bazillion times by 9 of them.
need a 'no
>>150650136Platoon
>>150650136margin call
>>150649969>australians
anyone seen eddington?
>declanand nothing of value was lost
>>150649969Senseless violence against our children
>>150650136Star Trek Deep Space 9
>>150650386White lives are of value, invader cockroaches not so much
A WednesdayTumbbadHbo the penguin
I hate Flando
>>150650805kkkKKKORR
>>150650136Naked Prey
>Oh please please allow me in your club
cawcawcawvawcawxawcaw
kek reddit is so conceited I was looking up an youtube channel that has now been deletedall these commies were saying shit on reddit like suckitt dumb fascist hillbillies a commie learnt off your channelthis begs the question is the channel your are learning off dumb therefore the knowledge is uselessoris the hillbilly smart and the channel worth learning from meaning they had knowledge you a communist didn't
>>150650136blue murder>>150652694r-real communism has never been tried you hecking chud
>>150652694
>>150652886applied to be a subreddit mod yet mate
>>150652913nigga you're the one on there complaining about it here. kys
>>150652952he's not me retard
>>150653003boring person you are
>NOO EVEEY POST YOU MAKE HAS TO STIMULATE MY ADHD
>>150652886nah it's just I found it funny commies simultaneously rip on some hillbilly for being fascist aka just liking freedom but then take thier information because it's actually useful and spread it around commie circlesthey don't even have the decency to respect their enemy "the average man" when he comes up with something good this is also a surefire way to tell if they capture you they will torture you to death as they don't respect their enemy "the average person"
https://vocaroo.com/1kKgRGPzugH9
>>150648751yeah it's almost embarrassing following this sport at this point.players dobbing on other players for making high school tier insults (t. crowsfag), players into fragrances, designer clothing, painting their nails, 5+ minute long darcy moore speeches and welcome to countries, aflw, opening round, what a shitshow.
We should switch to kabbadi
>>150654811I would rather watch rugby
>>150653759Forget your Seroquel, lad?
>>150654410not what i was complaining about at all, i could put up with that but the game itself is fucking shit. when brisbane scored 0.8 in the first qtr against hawthorn i said that i was going to stop watching footy this year. this was supposedly the best team last year, the one that beat teams higher than them and took the long road to the grand final. the only major change from last year is a few more injuries and no daniher and yet the accuracy this year has been absolutely pathetic.also this is a new low for umpiring, even as a banespastic that rayner shit was pathetic. but to be fair, 1. the cats are literally salary cap cheating scum protected by the footy media racket and 2. no-one says a word when little naicos flops like rayner did, in fact his opponents actually get fined, meanwhile the afl has to come out and apologise for the rayner stuff because it happened to a pozztorian team. all that does is throw the umpires under the bus, like they did during that lachie shultz concussion incident. what a joke.
Why did those Melburnians not dispose of their machetes in the machete disposal bins? They were strongly advised to dispose of their machetes in the machete disposal bins!
Pretoil wank
Good morning alf
good morning gooblas
>>150670139mornin' sunshine
>>150649969>one holding a sneaker>the otheer wearing a basketball jerseylol
Guess who I met, anons
>>150671693your maker? rip in pieces fatty.
Monday morning diarrhoea.
https://www.judgments.fedcourt.gov.au/judgments/Judgments/fca/full/2025/2025fcafc0125>“The appellants pay the respondent’s costs of the appeal (including the costs of the argument that there be a lump sum costs order), fixed in a lump sum in the amount of $149,000.”
>>150672251>Facebook/Bigfooty/Reddit NPC reactions
>>150672251>Lawyers are Finlaysons Lawyersany relation?
>I have not seen or been presented with any material facts or evidence that shows to not accept payment by way of promissory note is not a commercial default and dishonour upon the defaulting party and does not automatically discharge all liability against the maker by reason a payment refused discharges all liability to pay a debt, and I believe sincerely that none exists.thats some exemplary schizo posturing if I ever read some.
>>150670824x
>>150671945Jealous, I’m plugged up
>>150672694>Tony Lockett has entered the thread
>>150672251Couldn't be bothered reading all this legalise, chucked it into gippity.Even it knows that tredrae is a cooker> Tredrea argued that the promissory note was “as good as cash” and that Channel 9’s failure to return it within 72 hours meant acceptance.Court rejected this:A creditor must agree to accept a promissory note; Channel 9 never did.Homemade promissory notes are not legal tender.Cited multiple authorities rejecting similar “sovereign citizen”-style arguments.Legislative provisions (Bills of Exchange Act, Currency Act, Banking Act, etc.) did not make such notes valid payment.
>>150674487kek tredgay beaten at his own gamedumb cunt
>A hero tradie has used his trailer to stop a gang of thugs, accused of threatening a young family inside their Rosebud home with a gun and knife.
>>150646566Any moments from the games last week you'd like to see clipped?
>>150650382>anyone seen eddington?watched it last night. the most jewish thing i've ever seen.
>>150674845I'm only interested in reactions from spastics in the crowd
>>150674845i don't like football.
>>150675375oh no
>>150648397I think he's just from Melbourne
>>150674845I know of a ref or 2 I'd liuke to see clipped
>>150672251LMAO, play stupid games win stupid prizes>>150672312Maybe Tredea shouldn't have launched nonsensical legal action
"The affidavit affirmed by Mr Tredrea on 26 May 2025 contains a preamble and introductory paragraphs that contain various elaborate but legally meaningless expressions, or obvious and unnecessary averments like “I am not dead”. Most of the remaining paragraphs of the affidavit are drafted in a confusing and pseudo-legalistic style, often using double or triple negatives to introduce what are really (wrong) legal arguments. "Never fall for the sovereign citizen meme
>>150648306Thought you were gonna stop gay posting
>>150677488kek he's such a fucking wanker
>>150647857Brisbane more likely than Adelaide to go out in straight sets now.
Who drunk here
I think Adel and Bris both win this week, Adel will lose by 20+ goals to geelong, Bris are a chance to beat Coll in the prelim because Coll are complete horsefuck but Bris will probably be too banged up and Coll will get over the line in a "close one"
What do you do when the footy season is over?
Might receive my receiving receivables in few months
Wait for the new season
Definitely not watching cricket.
>>150677752>>150678153Bane still have the combo of Fort, Zorko, Dunkley and Ashcroft to control the game, they'll be fine against the Suns.Their main concern is the lack of forward strength. Charlie and Morris were effectively useless last week, having zero presence in their own 50 whenever the ball went that way and allowing the 1 or 2 cats wise enough to stay back there to mop up the ball and boot it out every time.
>>150678159don't ask shit like that, one day at a time bro.
I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
remember when kingy said hawthorn playing for frees was a good tactic a few weeks ago? he's lost the plot over this rayner shit for some reason.
>>150678847yeah dont you dare go against sam "the cuck" mitchell you must wank him off at every chance you get
>>150678696Cool it with the pro-semitic remarks
>>150676829>Maybe Tredea shouldn't have launched nonsensical legal actionI don't get your corporate bootlicking fetish.
>poort just signed the iggs development coachKEK
>>150679144>le you are le bootlicker strawmangrow up warren
CTE victim, Warren Tredrea
>>150667428>$13 million for bins that won't receive a single macheteBeyond satire at this point.
>>150678847>expecting consistency from KingyWhy would you do that? What has he ever done to give you the impression he has consistent opinions?
>>150678847he's a pro-vic stooge
>>150678847Whinging to the umpire for a free is only acceptable when a victorian team does it, see >>150647805
>gws got btfod>swans, dogs didn't make finals>carlton, melbourne, saints, north are all shit>fred place 6th after losing a close game yet all the media are attacking themhmmm(no i'm not a fred customer before nIGGers start seething)
>>150678847>>150678853FOUR TO THE FLOOR WITH MABIOR
>>150679688may as well be miserable at home, i guess
>>150679688kek wtf didn't they just re-sign himall the rats fleeing the sinking ship
Which of you blokes was this?
>>150678847>>150678853>>150679499>>150679565>>150679557>all that interstate seetheKingy was outraged about>bad calls from an ump in a final >obvious staging>Rayner physically intimidating an umpire. None of those are inconsistent with applauding players for being clever to draw free kicks by dropping your knees and copping it high. Is there lead in your water supplies?
>>150679722mate we came last the ship has hit the bottom
is chesser even any chop desu
>>150679818nobody knows he's perma-injured most of the timeso much do iggs are willing cut their losses and to let him go rather keep him
how come Patrick "world beater" Voss couldn't get freo over the line? I thought he was supposed to be the best player in the team?
>>150679812>the ship has hit the bottomYou've got a whole bunch of players leaving. Turns out the "bottom" was just the lip of the trench you're about to fall into.
wonder how voss's liver is fairing after the losssomeone should do a welfare check on that degenerate pisswreck
>>150679688this hurts a bit because he's finally showed a little bit after being gigainjured and he's actually pretty talented
>>150679688>gets healthy, finally>starts playing some good footy>wants outi'm not mad, i'm disappointed
chesser for cripps
>>150679488well we can say we gave them opportunity to get rid of em before we lock em up for 10 years for havin one
>>150679969people are saying we are trying to get motlop
>>150679984>we
>>150679987i'm mcmini mcqualter
>suns will wear their salmon pink jumper against the Lionsbut why
hate how weak my toilet flush is, took 4 fucken flushes to get that thing down>>150671945why do you always have diarrhea?
>>150680033because the retarded boomers at the afl have a jumper clash policy which they only enforce in meaningless matches watched by nobody
>>150680033will be an even worse clash than if they wore their liverpool stripwhat was the point of their iggs kit if they won't wear it for the one game they need it
>>150680050>diarrheaFOY
whatever happened to ww3 with iran? did it get memoryholed or what
>>150680050>a poor tradesman blames his toolsown your gigantic logs you shitGOD
>>1506801311 month until snap back sanctions take effect by the E3(uk, Germany, france) on Iran. Something might happen then.
leg day has fucking crushed me
your mum has fucking crushed me
>>150679812yeah truei don't really know why people like ryan are only leaving now though instead of years ago
>>150680053this>there might be a clash in this nonvic game? IMPLEMENT IT NOW!!!>another collingwood clash for the 10th time this year? meh who cares
>washing balls with minty shower gell>exquisite
>5 players and a coach escaping West CoastWhat the FUCK is going on at that club?
not a fan of immigrants
Stop taking it out on us, you lost get over it.
real?
>>150680131Israel are revving up to bomb them again
>>150680300By Israel i mean America
Told you the eagles hadn't bottomed out yet
>>150680260yes they should retain everyone who led them to a 1-22 last place finish
*wins*
last for essendon
crazy how iggs live rent free in here even when they are historically shit and completely irrelevant
Eagles? More like Harley Reid football club
>>150680332they haven't bottomed out since mitch brown retired
>last touch out of bounds free kick and changing the sub to a 5th interchange to come in next yearhttps://www.sen.com.au/news/2025/09/08/afl-2025-greg-swann-to-introduce-last-touch-rule-next-season-2026
wonder how long it will take best 23 to catch on
I’m fucking suicidal again
>>150672312>>150679144>Tredea doesn't get his contract renewed because of poor performance>launches unfair dismissal proceedings>tries to claim it was because he was unvaxxed>costs his former employer money in legal fees>loses>owes money for legal costs because he started and lost the case>tries to pull nonsense of writing an IOU as legal tender>this has more legal costs because it requires additional court time>has to pay even more because of his own decisionTredea is unironically in the wrong
"The Suns will wear their popular pink guernsey for their historic QClash semi-final against Brisbane."BASEDASED
>>150680406B-B-B-Based
not sure this is the biggest game of footy in QLDas a bane customer I don't even think about gold coast, collingwood or carlton would be a bigger game
>>150680433it's okay harley contracts are broken all the time
>>150680448We are the suns of the Gold Coast skyWe are one in the red, gold and blue or pink
>>150680458It's the first Q-Clash in history that actually has something at stake so they're going to meme it in to something big even if there could be more high profile opponents for Brisbane.Hopefully it's a good contest. Even with Brisbane walking wounded I suspect Brisbane will get the job done.
>Chances are, you're about to lose
>>150680282based aboriginal man circa 1788
>>150680483actually most abo tribes liked colonials
>>150680476based aboriginal man circa 1788
>>150680483where did people immigrate to in 1788 exactly?
>>150680406last disposal =/= last touch
arr fuck me cock's killing me again. still pissing in three streams. wonder if it'll ever stop bleeding
IFthe afl say the Rayner free kick shouldn't have been paid THENyou better believe I'm knocking cunts over 200 metres of the ball all night
>>150680526the issue was the force used, which was not enough to pay a free kick according to the AFL
>>150680525Take the sharp stick out and try again
>200 metres of the ball
>>150680538racist
if you want to increase birth rates instead of simply importing an endless stream of brown 3rd worlders the government should set up a match making agency where exotic mysterymeat hotties from around the globe can apply to be wed to aussie men.
>ummmm actually the mcg playing field is only 174m long
>>150680526IFrayner yells into the umpires face beforehandTHENhe gets a free kick for a flop
>>150680578This is why footy can only work as a non-contact sport
Literally who the FUCK stops St. Kilda next season
who do you reckon albos fav hawk is
>>150680592theirs prople in this thread that can't even drive a car let alone own one of they don't change that they'll never be father's
>>150680611Their list will be significantly improved but their midfield still doesn't scare me and looks a long way off the best midfield groups. It drops off significantly after NWM.
hello you stupid retarded niggersgood arvo
I've now had dreams two nights in a row where I have been scheduled to have an arranged marriage to a woman I hardly know and everyone says it's a bad idea. I was personally okay with it.
What's for dinner?
>>150680406NRL for me next year. Still love footy but the AFL are a bunch of fags
>>150680592>le gondribed fuggen blogey gah gulcha!!! xD xD xDI cringe.>>150680625See above. And cars are a colossal waste of money anyway. You are "literally" an idiot if you have one.>>150680638Good afternoon
>>150680406Those are positive rule changes imo.
Erin Patterson, Richard Pusey and Dezi Freeman are dead set australian heroes
>>150680655trip on rc m8
>dwayno on 360 tomorrow nightbased
Cracking open my 4thmy usual train was cancelled so I took the north shore line one so I could go over the harbour bridge and pretend to be part of the city, if only for a moment...It was only supposed to arrive at my stop a few minutes later than the following express service, but it got delayed, so fuck me I guess.Can't even chuck a sickie tomorrow because two of my coworkers did it today and I displayed emotions today that could be construed as derisive of their actions
>>150680667I'm not RC
goddamn i love porn
>>150680676yeah sure rc m8
>>150680678me too, especially porn showcasing white women with a large pair of buttocks
>>150680678I love it but I hate it.
>>150680665women can't be heroes m8
lol traincunt
Which way, brown man?
>>150680674no respect >drinking on public transport >putting your stinky smelly feet on where people have to sityou are the reason people prefer cars over public transport
>>150680699whats the prompt to find porn on such woman. If i put in 'big' in google, it shows me fat sheilas. If you type in Gym, they are too ripped. Not thick meaty like this who can lift me up turn me 360 and suck my cock
>>150680674Based as fuck, love a train beer lad
Most Australians live without any sense of personal dignity. So sad.
>>150680691Divine forces are at work tonight m8Caught myself smiling at the sight of the majestic ibis in flight not once, but twice, on the walk to Ingleburn station sarvo; then when I got to central and found out my train was cancelled and walked across to Red Bottle (as I am wont to do as my consolation when such days present themselves), I saw that they had dark ale on special. Now, I know you're wondering "what the fuck do those two things have to do with each other?" but let me explain: my great uncle Bob died a few weeks ago, whom I did have in my thoughts today, and his two favourite things (aside from his lovely family, of course) were: Tooheys Old, and birds. Legit don't think I'd ever seen the cunt without a stubby of Old on his hand.P.S. saw all these cunts in picrel this morning
not a big fan of sulking bloomer stagego into bloomer already
>>150680674>>150680735Are you swasn cunt
>WEST Coast has formalised its bid for a list assistance package from the AFL, with the Eagles' case for help including requests for an end-of-first round pick and draft selection that must be traded.What are the chances that draft selection that has to be traded ends up with Essendon?
>>150680777Not the obnoxious one.
>>150680786where the FUCK are the extra list spots? that would be more meaningful than a poxy pick that must be shipped off
>>150680790>Included in the options put forward by the Eagles are access to more rookie list spots, with the club having ties to multiple Next Generation Academy and father-son prospects at this year's draft, as well as an extra selection at the end of the first round and another selection that comes with the caveat that it must be traded.
AFL need to force those retards to not trade their top draft picks away
Seeing rowells mum carry on post game made me sick typical private school mum
>>150680811She seemed like a middle-class aussie mom to me. Did Rowell go to private school on a sports scholarship like Bailey Smith?
>>150680811yea seriously, shut the fuck up you old bag.
>>150680824went to the same poof elite school as nick daicos
>>150680832On a sports scholarship?
DIA quota
>>150680836how the fuck would i know cuntarse
for me? its crows
>>150680884I thought you might know something. Serves me right.
>>150680901what you think your fucking better then me cunt? who the fuck do you think you are
>>150680734this is true
>>150680903>what you think your fucking better then me cunt?I hadn't thought about it but you asking that makes me think I probably am.
>>150680798except the harley reid pick they should've forced them to trade that
https://www.instagram.com/p/DOQ4_4bCBn6/so true
there's so much shit google is useless for now. find myself using yandex more and more.
thats hecking awesomesauce!fugg the system xd
>>150680645Steak fried rice, scallion pancake and chicken dumplings. Fuck I love that slut.
google for finding something localyandex for finding pirated sites and searches that (((google))) wants to hideDDG for general purpose
>>150680703you say this as if my farting arse is somehow less disgusting than my feet.you are the reason we live in a dipshit nanny state full of dibber-dobbers
>>1506806453 bok choy 3 steak, cut upbacon dicedriceonions saucesaltchili flakesgave half to the dog
a potato and a carrot for me
always funny seeing what random topic will set him off
>>150680699would go the one on the left
>>150680960No offence but that sounds trash
stir fry chinese starters are best to eat. Get a wok and burner. It tastes better even cooked by a retard
hot oil scares me
wear big silicon gloves
there are no good new kinos
Fiddling with my bumhole
if you use bidet, you wouldnt feel like scratching it
what's his endgame
>youtube video plays the geelong song in the backgroundOmen, I reckon.
>>150681073There hasn't been a good film in 25+ years
>>150681119last time you will hear it this year
mfw listening to 5AA when crom goes out in straight sets
>>150681145a few decent flicks came out in the late 2000s
holy FUCK it's cold
>>150681170Actually, fair point. There were quite a few good international films up until recently.
>>150681145Sicario I & IIThe Mario MovieFar From MenMortal Kombat
3°C out
hope there's another season of LoTR:RoP
wait onsummer 2026it's confirmed
Reckon an early bed time.
We just got blown the fuck out by an American https://x.com/centralNRL/status/1964988125928919189
>>150681145DriveThat other Gosling film where he rides the bike
>>150681250>fake fighter likes fake sportStunned
>>150681250nrl loves big seppo dick
So hungry
>>150681383suck on my cock mate i've got a big fat whopper of a hard on need my dick sucked
have you farmed your aura lately?
>>150681424I manufacture and distribute mine. I have industrialised my aura and am struggling to keep up with demand.
everyone talks and acts like an american these days and i'm fucking sick of it
>>150681437How so?
knob in my ass
wish Isaac Quaynor would fuck me up the arse with his BBC
wouldn't even be mad if I died in my sleep tonightgood night
zoomers talk and act like african americans, they don't seem to understand how embarrassing and pathetic it is, very strange stuff.
can you whites stop hoarding wealth please thank you
>>150681513
huh. didn't realise i was wealthy. crazy
the dole is like an upper middle class wage in most of the world
if only I could get the dole but live in a country other than australia
doesn't mean much when living here is so expensive. reckon the metric should be spare money as relative purchasing power after basic expenditures
remember during the 'vid when it turned out melbourne had like 50k nazis ready to to go undercover as tradies at the drop of a hat?
>>150681513>(((whites)))
>>150681424ya
"hoarding wealth" is such a retarded idea. >umm why are you saving money you could consoom or give to blacks and browns via the government???
>tranime
>>150681617>You're going to leave your money to your children? Fuck you. That money belongs to everyone.
ate some oats
Nobody deserves to endure my miserable loneliness
>>150681622with milk?I have some of those milo + oats but no milk. Might eat some chicken salad I have in the fridge.
old social norms =/= today's social normscarry yourself with respect and dignity
>>150681633THIS.
>>150681631milk, honey and cinnamon. shit was nice haven't had oats in about a decade. was going to use some of my protein shake but i'v hit my target for the day already.
>>150681633agreed. can people PLEASE start dressing well again? seeing 40 year old blokes at the pub looking like their mum dressed them with stuff from target is fucking depressing.
nrl mogs us :(
>>150680674stop hoarding wealth
>>150681663I completely agree. Australian men (well, women too, really) dress like utter undignified SHIT
Night, cock gobblers.
>>150680735get a job
there is a one million dollar reward on any information on the whereabouts of josh
My life is fucked and none of you even care
trve
please stop booing at the footy
you really shouldn't be booing homosexual black men playing footy
>>150681751Now I'm going to boo harder.
pretty funny when that pic of jack and isaac in bed together was posted all those years ago and we all joked about isaac being gay, now someone on the field calls him a faggot and all hell breaks loose.
the iggs lads have themselves some nice whores
>>150681663>>150681682How should men dress?
>>150681786corrr looks like my older sister
>>150681791with dignity
>>150681786she had to help him get dressed and also wank his penis
>>150681663>mum dressed them with stuff from targetthere is nothing wrong with this
>>150681795boags or cascade?
given how young the iggs squad is, there is a non zero chance that there were hsgfs at their best n fairest
im seriously attracted to kate mccarthy
Chadnor is metrosexual not homosexual
crazy how good chol is
I'm making a roulette for easy cook receipe. Please help me1. Salad2. Nuggies3. Dumplings4.
>>150681801who in the fuck is that
>>150681824lead
A girl
>>150681791not like a 10 year old for a start
>>150681832why do you know how 10 year olds dress
>>150681814same
>>150681835why are you such a fucking retard
>>150681832Nice answer you stupid fucking prick. How about you give me a real answer this time?
Lead isn't great for health
bloody hell hough's missus is nice
>>150681850
>shit music>shit tv>shit fashion sense>shit food>shit sport>shit social ritualsis there ANYTHING culturally redeeming about australia? everywhere you turn is nothing but undignified dysgenic lowest-common denominator slop shit
imagine you were a gay footy player, you'd wanna fuck most of your teammates
Semi casual shirt with 1/3 fold. Sometimes opened first button to show my chest hair and declare I'm not a total faggotCotton shorts, leather slippers. And HMT Janata Devnagari watch. That's my look
>>150681860
>>150681864>shortsbased 10 year old dressed by his mum
everywhere you turn is nothing but undignified dysgenic lowest-common denominator slop shit
>>150681861the beaches are nice
>>150681860>>150681850give us her insta you coombrained virgin glowie
Oh you're one of those incels that gets upset by men wearing shorts because real men must wear pants am I right?
Shorts comfy. Often wear without undies
>>150681860must be nice to have a girlfriend with a nice soft smooth body like that
>>150681879isn't it crazy how the uglier you are, the more you understand how garbage society and most of the people participating in it are.
shorts are for the gym or the beach mate
>>150681897imagine the all-night passionate sex they have on their overseas holidays
>>150681850>>150681869>those eyesshe will ruin that lad
>>150681909shorts are for wearing to the pub during the day. only poofs and sluts go out at night. so which one are you?
>>150681879that poor dude. parents who let their children mouthbreath are fucking dogshit faggots.
How should you dress?>When out in public.Closed in shoesProper pants jeans or cotton pants not tracky dackspolo or collared shirtjumper or hoodie or jacket (not target polar fleece)shower + shave and groom your hair get a decent haircut as wellyou will notice people suddenly treating you with respect after that since you obviously respect yourself
>>150681869she looks jewish
>>150681928bucket hatflame shirtcargo shotssockscrocs
>>150681923haha so sick i'll just get me pluggas and meet you there cobjust a couple of fucking normal BLOKES doing BLOKE shit at the pub heyfucking sweet as
>>150681940based we going to the $2 store?
thomas sewell isnt even australian lol
>>150681928A good start. I disagree with the jeans (they're work clothes, and dress pants are always more comfortable [and often cheaper]) but that's just me
>>150681928this but drop the hoodie unless you're 25 and under imoalso no fucking graphics or big arse logos for gods sake
>>150681943sir please do not redeem australian citizenship
Ayy i wear it for the bitches
i have my own unique style
>>150681955>drop the hoodieGood call, and I agree with no graphics/logos too
>tarrant goes over to nz>they send sewell over to us in exchangecheeky glowies
it's often a lot cheaper to dress plain and nice. uniqlo has pretty much everything you need.
>>150681952>>150681955>>150681964it was just a general guide but yeah you shouldn't be wearing band t shirts or glaring logo's you're an adult that should have already developed a style and not look like some derro who frequents cash converters
thinking of becoming a driver instructor
i like to wear really expensive stuff with old ratty stuff just to fuck with everyones minds
my endgame will forever be a mystery to you
>>150681983I didn't think it was prescriptive, but yeah it's a good general rundown and start>>150682016Hi Josh
only faggots care about fashion, women don't care what you wear, but will pick up on you trying too hard
>>150682016you're a worm
>>150682026its only the tryhards that get women. the more of a douche you are, the wetter the panties get.
>>150682026>women don't care what you wearThis is simply not true>but will pick up on you trying too hardThen dress for self-respect and dignity, not to impress others
>>150682027t. endgameless nonce
>>150682016trip on bobby fischer iykwim haha
>>150682026towering gigacope here lmaoooo
ripped wide three virgin's cope holes with a truthie.
What if I'm going to a friday night gig then, ditch the band shirt and jeans and wear a fucking tie + blazer?
if you are paying to go and see live slop in 2025, you are beyond help.
>Western United has been dissolved, all player contracts terminatedThe AFL should take note. Fewer teams means a stronger talent pool.
>>150682087wow the a-league just goes from strength to strength.
>>150682098>More efficeint business practiceLooks like it, yes
Stay home and wank to your chinese cartoons then loser
>>150682106shalom
>>150682077jeans and a crisp fitted black tee. ezpz.you need to use common sense. think about the general level of what dudes will be wearing where you are going and bump your stuff up a level or 2 from there."dressing well" doesn't mean tails and a top hat everywhere like some autist.
Couldn’t decide what to get from the Yeezy site so just played it safe & got a swastika tee
I tried getting into Classical music and orchestras but it didn't click. I do like (most) jazz though.
>>150682139wood berry my dick in her pooper tbqh
>>150682160i like bruckner. he can get quite aggressive and makes me feel like it's from a sound track to movie.
this is how women and collingwood players dress
>>150682026women often missconstrue confidence with arrogance do with this information what you will but it most certainly extends to fashionAlso women are social creatures so if they believe you have high value clothing on they will assume you have a high value job and can provide for themthis is why tradies when they go out to bars or clubs to pick up wear nice clothes to trick females into thinking they have lots of moneythat was the birth of the metro-sexual movement where as office cucks were just happy to be out of corporate uniforms on the weekend>>150682077if your going to a leisure activity gor your benefit like a footy match, golf game or a gig then you just dress appropriately for the event it's not some hard to figure thing>I'm going to my footy teams match I wear a crisp eagles polo with dress pants belt and dress shoes
>>150682193>shit useless tattoofucking sick of this shit
i don't care about how i looki am above itothers should simply assume i have worth and it's on them if they don't
>>150682210meant yo say arrogance with confidence*
'rena
someone post the picture of seagull at a winery or some shit looking like he's wearing pyjamas
onya joshy
>>150682259name?
>dickmogged by a girl AGAIN
izak quaynor is zesty
a man should wear a timepiece
did u see the red moon ln?
>>150682340i wear a piece iykwim haha
test
>stealing my gimmick
>>150682340I agree but he should at least have one for special occasions
>>150682357yeah we know your a cop
his endgame is posting pictures of the porn he's currently wanking to
>>150682378was talking about my wig
micksperg got arrestedhttps://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/nsw-man-charged-with-displaying-nazi-flag/news-story/d0eb37fac4ed92c4bda2c81442161554
i'm a fat fucking joke
uwu
>>150682626The 50 year old glowie sexting you wishes he looked like that
i wish i was a girl
>>150682898go to bed mick
Christ is King
>>150683283no but max may
if you see something, say something.
