Eng v SA in a bit
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BBLWFO
Can we make this a ‘mick free zone? No Aussie samefagger, no Zachyposting, no Bardposting or britjeet posting? Just cricket discussion and photographs of Aneet Padda
what does O D I mean?
>Aneet Paddameant isa guha iykwim haha
No cricket for the foreseeable future so we might as well not bother with this thread
is aussie samefagger the 'ickname you've coined for anyone with an aus flag who laughs at a sebbo post?
Haven't shaved for about 4 weeks and now I'm wondering if I should just grow a big beard again
at the very least you should be shaving your shaft every couple of days, balls don't matter but shaft hair is frowned upon in some circles
i'd ban shaft hair if i was prime minister
Not interested in being parts of circles like that
10 minutes lads cooking up some fresh sausages from butcherstoasting a baguette if anyones peckish
the corrupt authoritarian bard
You must have chaos in yourself to give birth to a dancing star
neeky quote. sounds like something Marilyn Monroe would say lmao
Marilyn Monroe and Friedrich Nietzsche are the two intellectual heavyweights of the 20th and 19th centuries, respectively
watching laminate flooring installation videos
decided the fall are the greatest band of all time. the fact that a third of their songs are shithouse only confirms that position
tfw no asciatic horde gf
>>150647343>A neet Padda>Is a guhaimagine the smell eyequeem hahhhaa hah ha
Given the choice between gimmickposting and commenting on the meaningless ODI currently underway, I will continue to gimmickpost thank you very much.That’s the devil-may-care attitude and refusal to be bowed, the sheer tenacity that has won me the freehold of a three bed house in Perivale while you fester in your provincial bedsit
the Perivale neek lied about leaving cric until the ashes then?shame, was looking forward to not having his neeky aura around
coming up with a console design to store my records and to place my amp, speakers and turntable on without looking like shit is almost impossible literally the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my life
>theres no funny auss-ACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oawMfCMLkHU
first and foremost your speakers and turntable shouldn't be anywhere near each other
>>150647995show us what you've got so far
we're winningseries are a meme btw. if you win last you're basically the title holders - like in boxing
>>150648040all have to have be connected by cables don't they
GONE GOTTEMKICKED THE DUCKETT
>>150648044haven't gotten very far mate can't see much online that doesn't look like dogshit
Reckon that was actually Zachy pretending, wearing another man’s skin
>>150648073not an issue, but speakers being on the same piece of furniture as the turntable is
Would be better if there was deanoball on this weekend too so I could justify sitting on my fat arse watching sports all weekendThe Vitality T20 Blast QFs yesterday were quite fun to watch, and the ODI today is fine too, but would be better if I could combine that with some deanoball in a multi-screen set-upNext weekend we've got the T20 finals day and a full round of deanoball again but I'm visiting family and they'll probably want me to do things that aren't just sitting on my fat arse watching sports all day
>>150648101yeah that makes sense when you point it outmakes the job even harder but thanks mate I appreciate the advicehave you got a setup to share?
That was an absolute dolly
DROPPED THE CARSE-STEYN
>>150648106state of this consoomer>I watched non-cricket and then I followed it up with a sesh of non-cricket and some more non-cricketdire
Suppose I could try alcoholism, indoor climbing, and relentless persona posting on /cric/ to pass the time on weekends instead, seems like that's working out really well for certain men
decided I will have a separate stereo setup to the tvtv I'll stick with the soundbar I guess
>>150648226i feel like its worth the effort to set it all up
>>150648206lmao bodied that noodle armed freak
Rented a holiday cottage overlooking Lulworth Cove so I can take some thirst trap pics. Gotta farm that aura on the ‘gram
>>150648145I live in filth surrounded by empty beers and cat hair, but recordwise, Numark TTX into a Soundcraft Notepad 12 into JBL LSR305P & JBL LSR310S under the desk.
>>150648287well done fuckhead you posted an image in the thread and ruined the streak
>>150648293I was not aware of the community's goals regarding this
>>150648250Couldn't you have just taken the photos without paying literally trillions for a UK holiday cottage rental? Or just stolen someone else's photos? Not like anybody will reverse image search your 'gram desu
Tyrrell's
jaiswals a mental midget
>>150648384Thank you for supporting the Herefordshire economy
Here nor therefordshire
An astute observation
>>150648287would love a full deskbro zone but space is at a premium unfortunately barely enough space for my guitar gear including the jc40 I think you recommended to me years ago lol (still loving it)
*clean bowls bard for a golden duck*
Step into the mind of Joe Poot
>>150647838haha ikwym haha iykwim hahawouldn't mind getting a whiff of their butter chicken breasts and thighs iykwim haha
>>150648229it's probably something Ill return to in a few years when my record collection gets so large that it needs a new piece of furniture built
>>150648426Honestly? Seems unlikely because I generally look to block the first ball (due to fear of getting a golden duck) and don't typically get bowled against slow bowlers if I'm blockingWhat I would recommend is throwing down some non-spinning shit on middle and leg and I'll try a big hoik across the line ang get trapped LBW for a golden
Who's winning?
*switches ball into left hand, bowls left handed and clean bowls bard (who has run to hide in the pavilion and exposed his stumps) first ball*
Business idea: pavilion named after bard at lords
the neek pavilion
ynr Sonny Baker
ynr i'd give ellyse my diamond dick iykwim haha
>>150648420hah, yeah that was me and glad to hear it's holding up, got any over the top pedal setup going?
the fact is jacob bethell might be most talented cricketer england have produced in a generation
>>150648508Would only work if you could bowl with frightening pace and bounceBut that's exactly how I'd play anyone bowling north of 80mph desu, just take a guard a few stumps outside leg, loosely dangle the bat in the direction of the ball just in case, but ultimately be glad when getting clean bowledShame I didn't get to face Dre Russ back in the day, because that's exactly how I'd have played him
>>150648515As a humble man, this would be a bit much for my sensibilitiesMaybe just rename the Ladies Pavilion at New Road after me instead(While ensuring that the ladies continue to toil in said pavilion, baking their lovely cakes for members to enjoy)
Your Sonny Bakers, your Simon Kerrigans, your Kabir Alis
Thought that was the Australia breakdancing girl for a moment
bought a 4k TV for sports
t. eyeletand we disavowed her last year for being a spastic
South Africa need a few more specialist fieldsmen in the teamThe South African tarqs in my team got into the habit of calling me "Jonty", which was a nice compliment
That was rhyming slang anon. Jonty Rhodes - Chodes
wtf I knew those tarq cunts were secretly mocking me
You know very well that every upper class Sith Ifrican would bring back apartheid tomorrow if they thought they could get away with it
>>150648788>>that was rhyming slang>1 result?>>150648826and?
carse is a bit of an odd surname, isn't it?
jacob twinkle is prob the 3rd best batspersons
Bethell is shite, just an old school slogsman who will get completely found out in Test cricket (with a an occasional 87 (54) against Sri Lanka to keep getting him selected)
settle bethell
business idea: play an XI comprising of Ian 'Bish' Bishop and Shoaib 'Bash' Bashir in partnership with Corbin Bosch
pic related tier review
South Africans aren't clever enough for rhyming slang
Not a fan of the racism ‘mick. No room for that in /cric/
don't recall any racismseth effrika call themselves the rainbow nation (so a mix of all races)
just played tennis doubles is fucking shit desu
as long as it wasn't mixed double mateobv don't expect the men of /cric/ to be that unathletic and effeminate but you never know
was thinking of reading my book on the russian navy while watching the ''''cricket'''' but turns out it's a dead rubber absolutely grim
>>150649521applied for asylum alaikum yet mate
emergency text alert loomsproper nervous me
holding out for the bethel centch then i'm away for a walk
>rainbow nationbunch of faggots
Oh my god I can’t believe he actually said it lol!!!! Mums going totally freak out!!!
might watch the tennis laterbit of a boring sport though
>>150649912womens is finethis isn't acceptable
which saffer hurt you direishbro?tennis isn't that boring desu. also cricket's sister sport due to the biomechanical similarities between fast bowling and serving
K E S H UESHOO
cricket's sister sport is croquet for obvious reasons and it's obviously not tennis that's just silly
>>150650036it's footballfootball during the wintercricket during the summer
>>150649939Thinking big two. Also thought Roddick had won more
kek, innovative stuff
mental midgets done it again innit
australian rules football was literally designed to be played in the cricket off season
harry forgot his thinking cap
>>150650097correctt. afl expert
>>150650059True if by football you meant rugby (preferably league). Soccer is a ponce sport for gronks, I like it but it's almost the antithesis of cricket
>>150650097yeah, by one '''''nation''''' lol
>>150650134png play
football is the purest sport
Think you may have meant one state
kale,.onion, spinach, Swiss Chard, potato mixed bhajji in 5 fellas x
>>150650168it's far bigger than rugby leagueI'm not victorian
If you were going to start a tier list of "Is it a sport?", football would be S+
that's 3 kinds of green, I approve
football is boring No nuanceabout as deep as it gets is how actively to close down players proper thick persons sport
if there were no fast bowlers cricket would barely be a sport. probably about golf tier, just above snooker 2bh
tabla.x
Brook is a genuine mong
>>150650198You're delusional. I will not discuss this with you because I like you and don't want to make you sad today
snooker is way better than g*lf
were on track for 450lost the story now
>>150650232I'm sure you know more about Australia than I do lmao
Not liking golf is like not liking vegetables, one day you'll become an adult
actually golf is more fun to play and requires far more skill and athleticismimagine calling a pub game a sport lmao
>gilfummm...
golf is literally the least fun thing on earth
if zachy can be redpilled on London being elite - as he was after meeting Japanese Tarzan last week - he'll eventually become redpilled on golfprobably never even tried it
We'll put an ipad in the cart for you, lil fella
>watching a dead rubber pyjama unironically insane
I don't believe you actually hate golf and I'm with him >>150650306It's like saying you don't like carrots when you're 7 just for no reason just didn't feel like food should be orange today or whatever
>>150650391dad used to drag me around golf courses occasionally and I never had a good time. Just felt like such a chore
>>150650361no it's lots of fun. banter with the lads when walking innitalso very difficult sport so you never quite 'solve' it the same way you can with others
It's only understandable if you have some kind of beta-c intolerance and they taste weird for you and that's fine don't eat them
golf has to be played to be understood
conversely snooker has been solved so many times they had to invent meme trick shots and mini-games to keep people interested and it's only the 8 surviving boomers who still care about it
not a sport at allit's hitting a ball with a stick then walking a bit.A solo activity you do in a group, no actual engagement or contest really
we're not talking about bard's club cricket career
yeah well that's the thing with snooker being solved the challenge is not knowing what to do but being able to do it both mentally and technically
>>150650499not truea good golf course is carefully designed to present easy and risky options to players. a player safely in front may take the easy option, but a player behind may take risks to catch up etc
>>150650427sounds like you were just carrying his clubs about (for free I bet, kek based dad) and that's why you seethe about it as an adult. reckon if you'd play it now you'd catch the bug
i just don't really believe you I am afraid
last post was to the Aussie >>150650648doubt it deano
some deanos are actually alright people you know
there was a poll in a certain social group I am in to decide which outdoor cinema film to watch, and 10 things I hate about you won annoyingly (no prizes for guessing which gender was primarily responsible)I just don't know if I can do that, watching 10 things I hate about you once (which I have) is arguably more than enough
>>150650740so true
that emergency alert hardly lived up the hype
neek detector (presumably) just buzzed when scrolling through /cric/
Any Deanos in?
Not upper-class enough to know (more of a humble lower-middle-class sort of guy) but I imagine the sort of girl you get at tennis clubs is the nice sort of posh totty you might otherwise observe at Exeter University or Clapham High StreetSo I fully respect Zachary's decision to only participate in mixed doubles matches now (even though the standard becomes a bit dire when women get involved)That said, can't imagine it's very fun to be in a relationship with one of these bints, imagine that's the sort of woman who keeps you constantly obsessed with making lots of money to keep her in the lifestyle to which she is accustomed
love cricketlove golflove squash
don't care for sex
I've never played mixed-doubles desu Wouldn't rule it out, but it's a lot to commit to if you prefer singles anyway, and also play and men's doubles
>>150651442enlightened lad here
Rank the racquet sports in terms of tarqness
Reckon I could definitely become a golf appreciator if it were cheaperGive me a membership for £500 and I'll go for 2-3 rounds per week during the summer and once per week during the winter, should be pretty easy to fit in as a flexi-time wfh chadImagine a round by oneself after toil on a summer evening is a nice way to de-stress
>>150651518Tennis (still the reserve of the upper classes) -> Squash (very tarq adjacent) -> Badminton (only really played by Asians and retards (of all social classes) who want the thing they hit to move more slowly) -> Table tennis (similar to badminton, just Asians and autists) -> Pickleball / Padel (trends that will disappear soon, not very tarq-y to latch onto a trend)
>>150651677Whoops, meant to (You) (You) >>150651504
>>150651504tennis is the ultimate. basically polo tier taq in the ''''United States'''', here it's tarqy but not quite as tarqyI would say squash is more tarqy than badminton. Padel and racketball are both so reddit I don't even care or have a formed opinion, both just exist to accommodate mounting obesity really
>>150651677>>150651753They say great minds think alike
bhajji turned out great btw fellas x
i meant pickleball not racquetball as indicated I really just don't care
squash is more fun than any other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQQekmYoi3Y
no it's not it's slapping a ball against a wall like a mong. basically why I also hate padeldon't get to hit nice loopy topsin shots
challenge any squash hater itt to spend 10 minutes on the squash court and not enjoy themselves
try dismissing squash on the streets of cairo you will not escape with your life
new a very nice young man who died on a squash court. Long before certain vax btw. Squash is like that very intensive
table tennis is the best game for amateurs out of the lot (excluding padel which is played in rest homes)
Knew a very nice young man who died on a squash court. Long before certain vax btw. Squash is like that very intensive>>150652181Pakistan used to be good at squash lol. Not sure what happened there. They used to have three sports- cricket, squash, hockey. Then they decided they only had the resources for cricket but still aren't very good at that for some reason
every country has that story where a squash ball is the the same size as an eye and some squash player (aka fag) got his eye popped out and the ball was in the orbit?
this is quite mad when you think about ithistory and real life in general is nuts
Nothing "mad" nor even particularly interesting or noteworthy about it
china has historically always been on top of the world we are just coming to the end of a brief anomalous period where it was not
it's all AI mateyou think Putin looks like that? you think the powers that be are using the deeply cucked chatGPT over their own Chinese developed AGI?
nature is healing you could say
bought a mahirishi shopping bag for my brew York cans
Reckon england are favourites here
should have just turned your 300 quid ''''''coat''''' inside out if you needed a binbag you /fa/let neek lol
sensible amount of money to spend on a coat
Shame Archer doesn't play for the country he's actually fromCricket needs a resurgent West Indies, and - though permacrocked - he'd still be their most dangerous bowlerThink you could rotate him well with Seales and Joseph in a pretty threatening bowling attack desu (thoughbeit lacking a spinner)
the maharishi raincoat proper makes ol neeky wings seethe. Probably has intrusive thoughts about it while watching the chase doesn't realise its literally the perfect jacket for this highly changeable micro climate I inhabit
t. too poor to afford climate controlled central heating
that has little to do with what I just said
>the perfect jacket>looks shit>ridiculous priceit's not about cost as such just that it's not justifiable to spend it on that shite
fascinating how much interest there is for 3I/ATLAS
post your idea of a raincoat that looks good, ol Max 6 pulls
Only a fool would write off South Africa from this position
nah not falling for that because you'll say it's shit regardlessanyone who isn't terminally on /fa/ and uses their own mind can see the maharishi bin bag cop was an utterly dire decision
bard's charles tyrwhitt overcoat absolutely mogs zachy's binbag
>>150652928go on..I may have something to say later...
maharishi raincoat and bards neeky marks and Spencer's tier overcoat serve completely different purpose doesn't really work as a comparison I probably wouldn't meet my grandfather at cornus wearing a mahirishi raincoat
>>150652996so true
>>150653076no but steven rain iykwim haha
>>150652979it was an 'entirely dire decision'such strong words about a jacket for changeable weather bit of an uncanny Umberto you. Do you need a hug?
>max 6 pull upssimply couldn't be medid 7 the other day just to prove the point. probably had another 7 in the tank as well
I can do 25
>turn game on>notice the score>wat>fourth wicket goes downDid the saffas phone in sick or something?
Me? 26
reminder I got zachy into chins and break the v3 barrier
>>150653178GOTTEM
>terminally on /fa/have barely looked at that shithole once since cooltop retired. It's one of the genuine no-goes on 4chan now. Full of like 105 IQ dutch zoomers
>>150652928it turns out it's a nothing burger space is surprisingly boring''Space echoes like an immense tomb, yet the stars still burn. Why does the sun take so long to die ?'''
>>150653483i've been and it's more interesting than colombia or some SEA shit
>>150653522How's the cuisine? Not convinced it's better than a massaman curry desu
being in Colombia is definitely as close to a higher meaning as one can find on Earth what could well happen is this life will just end. And it will be like a light bulb switching on and off. And there won't even be anything to remember. Although, nothingness is undeniably, evidently unstable
If it were me facing Joffrey Archer I would simply take a few muscular strides down the track to him and dispatch the ball right back over his headIt's not difficult
>>150653620dude weed lmao tier insight
i am not sure death exists desu crunched the numbers and it doesn't seem likely
>>150653661I quite liked Viet food desu, although agree that Thai food is betterBanh Mi a nice pseudo-Western alternative to constant noodle or rice dishesPho, Banh Xeo, Bun Cha, all pretty nice choices too
It's been tough on you, comrades.It's not been tough, chairman.
This could actually be the biggest ever ODI victory, which I guess would be marginally interesting
South Africa have already won the seriesCant think of a more meaningless match than thatGenuinely need the padded van treatment if you are watching
that Cameron winter- nausicaa song actually so good almost restores hope in the future
comprehensive story victory
there is something about my peng flat that fills my soul with this warmth
based grandpa
Two of my great-grandfather served in world war 2 and neither could understand why all their teenage mates were getting blown up around them. Some got over it better than others, but it was basically snipers alley. Weird how life be.
Kiev government buildings have been hit
>record win>it didn't mean shit
just had some crazy deja vulike your small 110 IQ brain would never understand this is a simulation I think
>>150656743Deja Vu is when another version of you, in another dimension, is dreaming what you're doing. It's when your two consciousnesses overlap that you get that brief feeling. You ever dream and it feels so real? You're experiencing another you in another reality and they experience deja vu.t. knower, i'm too ill and old to care about them coming to silence me now
>zachy narcissistic blogposting hoursthat's me out, gn all
Just saw the result. This literally happened in the Aus-SA series a few weeks ago, albeit not to this extreme. How do you somehow make England's 131 from Tuesday look decent?
are you sure you want do to that the sooner you go to bed the sooner you will be awake and funding isreali war crimes
Lads new to cricket is 342 a large margin of defeat?
>implying ODI is cricket
Toil is actually so grim One life and you spend most of it toiling My uncle is a tarq who doesn't work and he's quite condescending. Wonder if he knows how good he has got it. Smug
>the fat neek of Leicestershire posting some twitter reference to the IPL featuring jofra archer Very grim
>Smash them in irrelevant gameTypical Britzoloids
>im the spirit of cricket boy! Gon get inside you wear you like an old batting glove!Love the boosh me. Comedy legends. I’m old Greig lol!
Who is the greatest Welsh chess player of all time?
neddy bI beat him if I have two lives
remember advent candles at Christmas god I wish I could relive just one family Christmas when i was young
How is he so good at chess despite being a fat neek Pleasing that he is now getting the better of little traiter to France alireza firouzja
Had a massive feed of takeaway curry and can’t exactly move right now. I keep telling the missus you should have rice or naan not both and chips but she gets mad about it and says I need to eat more. This is why there’s so many fatties over here. Anyway it was pretty good and there’s leftovers
Lamb rogan josh, chickpeas and spinach, garlic naan, pilau rice, some very sour lime mango chilli pickles, and some apple fig chutney (from the fridge). She wanted pappadums too but I put my foot down
Got the shits
I go to all these posh restaurants with my grandfather and he never actually enjoys a single course I believe there was a point where he stopped eating out for twenty years because he just felt he could do it so better himself in selsey
>>150665397>>150665588lgm
>>150658176reaching new levels of cringe
did we bully out glammylad for good?just because he had shit music tastewish that worked on seb*o
Did Cameron winter have the character in homers odyssey or the anime in mind when he wrote Nausicaa, I like to think the latter
>Kiev in shambles I reckon this could be the hottest winter on record
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI1HKnKNjPz/
I'm listening to $0 (the music video version)quite peng, the other tracks aren't as good tbqh
glammylard is another one of yer avatar, zagby
Marathon day. Won the XD. My XD partner set up an on court date with another of the girls there too
its hard to say the standard of cricket has improved over the last 20 yearscurrent players all look far more athletic than the crop of yesteryear but the eye test is failing more and more
>If [Bethell] can continue his form on a tour to New Zealand in late October, he could yet displace Ollie Pope as England's No. 3 for the first Ashes Test in Perth.Isn't Pope your vice captain?
chief keef air freshener arrived lads
pitches love sosa
My arse is peng
no cricket in aus viewing hours until 1st Oct :(
cricketmen?
I'm in. Don't there's any cricket, the shield starts soon
the ranfurly shield
ranfurly shields a bit of a joke really>no you dont get it, you might only get one chance to hold the shield every 5 yearsyeah and that makes it a joke of a prize
>>150651911Neva 4gethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_cfSOcOB8A
speaking of insane spin
>>150679784why is baz in there?is it an XI of good players of spin?
5 matches (bo3) yesterday, could've been 6 but received a bye from smashing the group. Final went to 3. Rollocking start to take the 1st but my partner got jittery in the 2nd. Reassured her and pulled away in the 3rd for all the marbles. Received a nice set of goodies too. Feet in absolute shambles but the sporting mind was satiated.
>Jeet PatelNot convinced that's a real name
>>150679857we aren't exactly known for our spin bowling pedigreebaz has thrown down a few half decent leggies in the nets over the years and that's been enough to put him inside our top 11 all time spin bowlers
>>150679784>Ross TaylorDoesn't even play for NZ
the convicted felon chris cairns
>>150679890reckon that had to be made by an indian then because they have tried to erase history by ignoring Ajaz Patel who decimated their unwiped asses
Jeet means victory. Just as India that is Bharat lifted the T20 Cricket World Cup in the Caribbean and just as I lifted the XD trophy yesterday
>>150679865
Love /brit/ seethe makes living here amusing will be having a little chuckle to myself
I'm going to have to stick up for the kiwis here. The Ranfurly is really good it gives a lot of teams a special occasion match and I like the idea of linear champions and challenge games and stuff
Winning the t20 wc is about as impressive as gold medal in rugby 7's
>makes living here amusing>the family that flees bindia for africa then flees africa for england and never wants to return to bindia thinks they have a '''''choice'''''lmao you're from a long line of grifters mate
>>150680292reckon the next black clash should be a game of 7s, why are they always playing criccy?
They are entitled to the UK they are subjects of His Majesty Royal Charles King of the United Kingdom of Scotland and England.Only degenerate republicans disagree
>>150680302I'm a big fan of 7's myself, enjoy the chaotic nature of it
>>150680302can we get them to play a test match first?
>getting outcompeted by us/brit/ in eternal shambles. Result of being raped and conquered for 2000 years without resistance
>>150680299trvthnuvke
>/brit/ tranny replying to himselfOof
>chadcaraz beat sinnedditcertain man, you in? how bad you seething over this lol?
who's the jannik sinner of cricket?
>CheatWould have to be someone Australian
>>150680446Steve Smith
Shitjeet why don't you go outside your mothers house if your so superior?
>>150679784Not a single good test spinner, let alone world class, amongst them. The only great NZ spinner played for Australia lol. Why is NZ so shit for spinners, even Warnie didn't have a great record there?
That's right boys and girls its the return of...The /COUNTY/ Championship:round ?, day 1. thread theme:https://youtu.be/5_xqb416S7oRadio links and live text on the BBC Cricket website>Division One Essex v Durham https://youtu.be/XTL0FYQxtYMSomerset v Yorkshire https://youtu.be/lSEFZIWlBtMSurrey v Warwickshire https://youtu.be/dZddE3A9KQMWorcestershire v Nottinghamshire https://youtu.be/PYOav3Q3l3s>Division Two Kent v Lancashire https://youtu.be/Yo97RwYFqU4Leicestershire v Gloucestershire https://youtu.be/so_7aQ74sdgMiddlesex v Derbyshire https://youtu.be/u_guxpX--0wNorthamptonshire v Glamorgan https://youtu.be/2NdBhPSUVsI1030 start for some reason
whoops forgot Sussex v Hampshirehttps://youtu.be/zXWh2tNzIhc
>he's back to typing it all out for freeprobably typed it all out for free so much before he needed to have a break lol
>>150680657Haven't you got to get back to your job as a gay porn fluffer sucking paki cock?
Having picked up some pyjama wickets in a dead rubber with the help of massive scoreboard pressure, we need to ask the question: could Jofra Archer be key to the ashes?
Having scored a pyjama hundred in a dead rubber after having done fuck-all the rest of the entire season, we need to ask the question: could Jacob Bethell win the Ashes single handedly for England?
Currently watching cricket while picking up a wage from the taxpayer
Notts have all four former Pearsmen in the side against us today Bit rum
he's still mindbroken by the chadchy b bullying episode. sad
out for a run lads talk later xx
>chad >pretends to be white whilst also posting as a retarded jeet nationalistsad
Umpire in the Essex game is a blind cunt
I’ve seen enough: Joe Root will score a number of runs down under. Put your house on it. This latest hundred has convinced me
Reckon I need to find a cushy job that I can coast in for 10 years while not picking up any new skills thus putting me in a future predicament where I haven't upskilled and struggle to find a comparable salary
>>150680819low number or high number, fella?
>>150680759lgm>>150679713queem QUEEM
Once you get past junior level the only important skill is making people like you. So tell me about your career goals anon, it sounds really interesting.
Damn keeps happening, went to get a cup of tea and missed Gay getting GONE. Soft dismissal really caught easily at mid-wicket
You didn't miss Gay getting gone then, he'd just popped to the kitchen haha
keKkkkkGOTTEM
>>150680926He will score runs plural. I’m convinced of it.
hmmm k
>gayzachy
Pears have lost 3 wickets already All 3 to former Pearsmen
>>150681002Make that 4Tongue shattered Dolly's stumps first ball
>>150681009Make that 5, as Pennington has picked up his 3rdShould probably stop posting
AFFIRM
>former Pearsmenmany such cases
how do you apply ot be a ccp double agent
>glammy bottling promotionFOR FUCKS SAKES LADS
NOT THE 'OL BOTTLERINOFFS
first man in /cric/ to listen to Can - Live in Paris 1973
>>150681489I actually listened to it back in 1973, although you probably won't believe me
>>150681586t. james murphy
that joke was just for the musicheads out there don't feel upset you didn't get it britjeet
sweaty, u aren't the only criccy to liek krautrock..o me dayzz
it is quite good thoughmore of a free improv than anything structured but that was how all good can songs were at the timedoesn't hold a candle to the big 3 but an enjoyable listen. better than delay at the very least
tommy fleetwood started playing golf left handed on youtube and then won an event finallyreckon bard should try batting lefty for a while, might unlock something in his brain
michael hussey did that
and david hussey didn'tproof is in the pudding
Between Nothingness and Eternity: now there’s a great live album recorded in 1973
can rendered jazz meaningless with the release of tago mago sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dZbAFmnRVAimagine telling someone you liked jazz in an era where this was being released. or even today. seems like music is still playing catch up to can
Can never had the rhythm section to pull off what they were aiming at. Could have been different with a Lenny White or a Billy Cobham on the stool
>le rehashed Steve Reich without the harmonic development
>that's an expensive pianoconsider yourself ignored lmao
kek he really did say that
>Can never had the rhythm section stupid stupid postcan are famous for the drumming
you can immediately tell britjeet hasn't listened to a single can song with that post alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEAVe10APa4
>can’t tell bass from a piano>still in his mojo magazine krautrock phaseNot a good day for the lad
>>150681812kek imagine ever giving a take on music ever again after this and expecting anyone will care
Not listened to many drummers I reckon
like songs with melodies and riffs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W9IcDCZggYso so so fucking good
Don’t like songs. Can’t be doing with that abab verse chorus stuff
this kind of thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRVuJxIRd9U
@150681908dear oh dear
the decline of the sax solo and the decline of society are demonstrably correlated
As a community, /cric/ have always been great admirers of Wayne Shorter. I’ve said this many times
Mad how I started posting about Can because I was sick of the Pavement gimmick and now some of you are actually listening to Can. I could make you do anything.
what a turnaround from glammy lads it might actually be >our year
It's gonna be a white boy (southern hemisphere) summer
>emergency services responding to incident at heathrow airport wuh oh probably just dronies right
they call him "boring" bowen
Bard, I’d like to have an ashes series bet with you. My proposal is if Australia wins 5 nil you give us an acoustic rendition of Land Downunder and if England merely wins the series I’ll sing God Save The King or Jerusalem or Land Of Our Fathers or whatever else you prefer so long as it’s parochial. What do you think? Perfectly fine if you don’t want to bet or want to negotiate the terms of the wager.Also this I don’t know if you know it but it reminded me of you and I thought of the bet because of this song https://youtu.be/M3C5AxR7DWg?si
remember funfax lads
yes matethink I had the spy one
Oh my word I have just pulled +60kg chin-ups without realisingThought I was doing +55kgMadThat's a ridiculously long plateau smashed
>>150686852Yeah alri, bet's onQuite like that songRemember seeing it on Scrubs
never watched Scrubs but seemed very reddit
used to watch it hungover with uni mateit's something you can sort of mong out too I guess
these maharashi hemp cords are incredibly comfy never worn hemp before
speaking of monging out, you were probably smoking hemp when you dropped a month's bedsit rent on that bin liner cacket as well lmao
wasn't a good enough post to delete and reposteither way, didn't read and YFO yourself you fat fuck
150688597Mad how I started posting about Musique concrète because I was sick of the basinski gimmick and now some of you are actually listening to Musique concrète. I could make you do anything.
>mfw when s**** is stinking up /cric/
that's all you, fella
>bnob upset his pimp is getting noshed off.by the mick instead of him
these maharishi cords are made in India Hmmm
The newest thing i have that was made in englund was made in the 1980s
attracting loads of fruit flies last few days maybe I'm undead
>>150687802Assuming you are Bard please let me know when you've decided what my song shall be so I can learn it and practice
>>150689145Build a vinegar trap for them, plastic drink bottle cut across the middle then place the top half upside down sitting in the bottom half and put a half inch of vinegar into the bottom of the bottom half (apple cider vinegar works best on the ones here). They'll die off soon as it gets cold, make sure you've no rotten fruit or veg hidden somewhere, that happens sometimes you forget the bananas or some idiot puts something on top of the new potatoes and they aren't stored correctly
Feet still in shambles from my victorious XD exertions, the competitive training begins this week
are you literally 72
literally just woke upstarted work 3 hrs ago, no ones noticed
just woke up
about to wake up
bed looms
dreaming right now
the woke mind virus and its consequences
Clearly you've never played competitive tournaments
got a really bad case of boulderers jaw
think 2025 might have the least cricket for a calendar year since records began
cricket died around 2009-10 anyway
love bodycam footage (not murder or anything, just retards being owned by the law)
>>150680619>>150680630/REPORTS/ and highlights of day 1 of current round of County Championship matches:>Division One Essex v Durham 316/8.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvgv47k7mxpohttps://youtu.be/BdOnsGWF0P4Somerset 155/3.v Yorkshirehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3vzxln090gohttps://youtu.be/P1LogiWUuR8Surrey 246.v Warwickshire 132/4.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0lk8p9z41wohttps://youtu.be/tyrgo7K8XQISussex 42/3.v Hampshire 226.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5yq3g2zr2kohttps://youtu.be/ddMIJaRGm8gWorcestershire 182.v Nottinghamshire 46/1.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cpvlyz7zvmkohttps://youtu.be/J55xvsnBCOw>Division TwoKent 293.v Lancashire 19/0.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/czxwlr19yz2ohttps://youtu.be/rcLAOaIjPLILeicestershire v Gloucestershire 382/7.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cpw18r015nyohttps://youtu.be/RURjz8z-JYsMiddlesex 12/0.v Derbyshire 283.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy4rlnw9jzjoNorthamptonshire v Glamorgan 367/6.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c7v153j6e8zohttps://youtu.be/bmqiM9c_Y2k
thinking of waking up
watching survivor
https://youtu.be/wyb2HYSne3E
sebbo calls it SAARvivor
just cracked open a bundaberg
>>150689259Course it's meJerusalem
where the FUCK is the southern crossFukn abo shit. Fukn jap shit company
shout outs my nigga ange postecoglu
>>150698879happy for him
The /COUNTY/ Championship:round ?, day 2.Radio links and live text on the BBC Cricket website>Division OneEssex v Durhamnot up? FUCK EMSomerset v Yorkshirehttps://youtu.be/ghjETuO3G2oSurrey v Warwickshirehttps://youtu.be/In56IYE1pPQSussex v Hampshirehttps://youtu.be/89tGqUDvNZ0Worcestershire v Nottinghamshirehttps://youtu.be/J61LRDx-xYc>Division TwoKent v Lancashirehttps://youtu.be/xm2Je73eyjMLeicestershire v Gloucestershirehttps://youtu.be/y7pUD8myGJ4Middlesex v Derbyshirehttps://youtu.be/pfvu3vbsBrsNorthamptonshire v Glamorganhttps://youtu.be/QpGwa744EDo
>countysperg has slipped back into his coomer hedonismsad!
>>150698789Ok. The bet is on
Porter gets the 10th wicket and Durham are all out for 333. Good they managed to pick up the last couple within the first half-hour.
>>150698833>WESTPAC
looking forward to the ashes nothing else though
ford falcon (ute)
>>150680614>Reddit the nation is too Reddit for spin
you guys are betting on the two most unlikely outcomes of the series lmaopussies
>gendered insultsswarbrick already debunked these
just fell asleep
Lads what gender is a cat supposed to be?
cats = girlsdogs = boys
Which stream is worthing having on in the background? Which match is interesting/has something riding on it?
>>150699384girl. tom, or tom-cat, is the boy.
>>150699452twitch.tv/kaicenat
>>150699380congrats! you're the survivor!!!EY-EY OHHH EE OHHHHH EE OH EY AH-AH HEY-EY OHHHH EE OH EY AH-AH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e8hyvV3YTw
>>150699501noice
that link wasn't for you
oh nooooi am enjoying it anyway x
you're supposed to be asleep no?
>>150699501even better on the third play ngl
today was truly pynchonian would appreciate it if you all respected my privacy and did not ask why
>>150699591Thats not really up for you to decide
william or thomas pynchon fella?
certain man got filtered by pynchon the same way other certain man got filtered by joyce
intelligent enough to understand bothand dare I even say the CMcC
>>150699673It's true that Joyce is the ultimate pseud filter, but not in the way you thinkA true intellectual reads Ulysses and calls it out for the incomprehensible shite that it isA pseud will spent literally years reading it, completely failing to understand it (due to it being incomprehensible shite), but feel pressured to pretend that it's some great work of art because otherwise they'd be forced to admit to themselves and others that the years they spent reading it were a complete waste of time
Cormac McCarthy's "Blood Meridian" cannot be considered in any way shape or form to be "mainstream" literature (a designation which should be reserved for the likes of John Grisham or Colleen Hoover)That he is well known amongst the literati does not make him mainstreamIf I went to my relatively educated peers at the University of Exeter and said to them "Say, what do you think about Cormac McCarthy?", I'd wager that 90% of them will grunt oikishly and respond "Who?" (most people read 2-3 books per year, maximum)
reckon Synecdoche New York is the Ulysses of film
ITT we thank the generosity of Indian cricket investors for saving englund county cricket from the corruption and poor administration of englundersThank you India
>>150700176Synecdoche, New York (2008) is a work of unparalleled geniusUlysses (1922) is incomprehensible gobbledegook that it's not worth wasting your time over
>>150700307retard
>>150700329pseud
bard pretends not to like Joyce because he's a self-hating direishnot read it but doubt it's that hard to understand
andy kaufmanterrence malick alejandro inarritu the reddit trifecta
assume you mean charlie
yes lol whoops
still works thoughever
having just consumed his wikipedia yes
>>150700373riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bendof bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back toHowth Castle and Environs. Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggyisthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: norhad topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselseto Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumperall the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe totauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had akidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair invanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot apeck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and roryend to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface. The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and lateron life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of theoffwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sendsan unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the parkwhere oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-linsfirst loved livvy.
bill hicksboulderingbeau is afraidthe three b's of reddit
That's the first page of Finnegan's WakeRead it, and see if you can understand even a fraction of what's going onNow imagine having to wade through 1,000 pages of writing like that
>penisolateKEK
Compare that nonsense to the raw genius of Synecdoche, New York (2008), which is at the same time comprehensible and compelling whilst also being deeply complex and provocative https://youtu.be/rjqYpsuBrPU?si=2SryXp1ZL6tFFVsi
>20 min explainer vidyeah definitely not a pseud flick
beer
>>150700648That's 20 minutes just to put out all of the layers of meaning and complexity within the first few minutes of the filmYet this complexity doesn't detract from the ability to actually enjoy the filmIt's an incredible piece of filmmaking
Didn't think Israel could get more based but I was wrong
>Elgar gets a ton >Critchley gets a 50 looking good, only just over a hundred less than Durham with 7 wickets spare. trying to steer this place back to cricket rather than some pseud regurgitating bollocks to himself about books he probably never even read.
>>150701139t. low iq coomer hedonist
Finnegan’s Wake should be put into a film. It can be explained but you’re like to be called a pseud on such attempt ‘‘tis a filter. He’s talking about the Liffey River being old and how the waters flow out north round to Finglas and I suspect he was drinking absinthe at the time of writing, it’s rather impressive
>Ex-Nepal PM wife Rajyalaxmi Chitrakar dies after Gen Z protesters set their house on firethese mountain niggas can't get a VPN?
How the Normans did invade from there on invitation and as enemies of love and he compares them to old Dev (in ambiguous terms so he doesn’t get disappeared for his troubles)
>ask about which county match to watch>no reply>REEEE WHY THE OFF TOPIC POSTING
remember when that guy from nepal invaded the pitch during the CWC with a pepe shirt? only time /cric/ got famous and it's been memoryholed
qatari cricket in shambles
Nepal must be cleansed off commie shits and Hindu Rashtra reinstated
Joyce said of Finnegan's Wake>You are not Irish', he said, ' and the meaning of some passages will perhaps escape you. But you are Catholic, so you will recognize this or that allusion. You don't play cricket; this word may mean nothing to you.so if you don't understand it it is a symptom of not understanding cricketsad!
bard is an irish catholic cricket fan so is LITERALLY the target audience and still got filtered lol
>You are not Irish, he saidthe highest commendation you can receive within the commonwealth
Yamaha must be cleansed of expensive pianos and bass guitars restocked
>>150701605ease up on the hibernophobia, yeah?
I’m watching the soccer game
>>150701636forgot this gimmick
might dust off some straffo jpgs
christ >we are going to bottle promotion again
not a gimmick being true and honest
9th of September and the ice cream van just rocked up ladsblud thinks this is Australia
grab us a 99 with a flake if you’re going out
3 fucking icvs roam my area with their shitty jingles how do they not go insane?
thoughts on the happenings in Doha lads
>>150700766
>>150701941didn't those sand sambos just give trump a plane?
off to bed lads
>>150702195pls dont go
Ireland pulled one back
I think cricket was better when the fast bowlers wouldn't bounce each other and I don't know what happened exactly but obviously somebody started doing it then everyone else started doing it too and now cricket itself is more dangerous than it was before and I don't see how there was any actual strategic benefit in that strategy
