Are you guys going to bet on Bills vs. Ravens tonight? I've got a pick you can LOCK IN and TAKE TO THE BANK.My pomeranian is 6 months old, and I've been teaching her about football since she was only 10 weeks old and 2.5 pounds. Her understanding of the game is unparalleled. I've never seen anything like it. Since NFL teams are unlikely to hire a pomeranian for a front office position, I've decided to put her talents to use and start making money helping me gamble on football games. I'm going to bring my /sp/ bros along for the ride and let you guys get rich as fuck with me.Pic related: it's my pomeranian.
Left side: Ravens at -1.5Right side: Bills at +1.5In the next post, I'll reveal who is going to cover the spread on Sunday Night Football tonight.
Bills cover! Lock it in, bet your life savings, you're going to get FILTHY RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.
Will you haul it off to the pound if it's wrong?
>>150648834That’s a very cute dog
>>150652726She’s not just cute, she’s a football genius too.
>>150653336Does she support a team or is she in it for the money?
>>150652726Do you have a dog hans?
>>150655476She's in it for the money. She's got to start earning her keep around here.
>>150648834Is that a dildo on your bed?
>>150656322No. It's a pomeranian.
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>>150656322It's her Chris Christensen slicker brush. The other brush is her pin brush.
>>150657674Thank you. I admit I am a little disappointed it wasn't a dildo being posted for memes.
>>150648834very cute pom... but what happens if she gets it wrong?
>>150648834Based Aldi energy drink enjoyer
>>150661577Straight to the pound
>>150658084My puppy is much too young to be exposed to that sort of adult content. I don’t even let her watch R rated movies yet.
>>150666184>too young to watch R rated movies>old enough to help people gamblewtf
brb betting my life savings of $35
>>150655504No, I feel like that would be too demanding in terms of responsibility, and also costly. I like petting dogs, but I am not sure I could take care of one. My flat isn't really optimal for that as wellI also admit I am a bit ambiguous when it comes to dogs since I got attacked by one when I was a kid, so it would have to be a really really good boy to make me feel safeDo you have one?
>>150672374Dogs are easy. You can buy a big bag of dog food and leave it open so the dog can feed itself. If you leave a door open, the dog can go outside to walk itself or go to the bathroom whenever it wants. Training is easy. All the dog really needs to know is how to sit, stay, and stop barking.
Pomeranian chads…. I don’t feel so good
congrats op
>>150648834We drinkin good tonight
>>150678369I don't think he won, Bills didn't cover.
>>150678412yeah they did, ravens were actually slight favorites
>>150674479Pomeranian chads….. I feel so good
Hey OP will you and your pomeranian be posting predictions regularly or was this just a one time only thing? I don't watch football but I want IN on this money making, I want to be filthy rich. Also do you think there's a chance of her learning other sports as well as she does football?
>>150648834Didn’t know Aldi was also in America. Your pom looks cute and awesome.
>>150680108>Hey OP will you and your pomeranian be posting predictions regularly or was this just a one time only thing?She'll be picking the Sunday Night Football every week.
