>bucs v falcons>bengals v browns>fins v colts>raiders v pats>cards v saints>steelers v jets>giants v commies>panthers v jaguarswhich 1:00PM game are we watching, boys?
where's redzone thread?
Let's get this W
>>150654480coming up in about 15 minutes
STUPID SEXY JJ
Soon
Post you picks for today
Suck a dick Cowboy and Chief fans
I'm honestly tired of the "thug" broadcasters on espn. "Yo dis game be da shittzz" Enough
anyone got a stream link for redzone?
>>150654513No... NOOOOOOOO!!
bucs bros its time to start strong.
RIDE THE FLOAT
>>150654504>Gnats over commandersI want to believe
This sketch on fox is cringe as fuck.
>>150654460
What is THE best streaming site that you fags have? I haven't really found one really good one since mrgaminghd, topstreams fucked their shit up with ads and some crypto mining shit
Go Jags and go Colorado State
>>150654499Year 2 starts today
>>150654548She looks like she has a stinky butt
streameast dot sk has been working the best, but still not great
KANGZ
>>150654460WTF I LOVE AI SLOP
>>150654542StreamEast is still up, you just gotta be cool and smart to find it by doing a dot tw at the end
>>150654499>>150654551lfg
>>150654522>NFL on CBS>"yo sonic has the smashburger game on lock!"It's spreading
>>150654537Yeah I kind of hate football now
>>150654513Kermit going to be running for his life and get blown up trying that fake sideline run shit.
>>150654499>>150654551the last season before the commies change back into redskins
>>1506545341. Lamar2. Mahomes3. Hurts4. Daniels5. Dak6. Stroud7. Geno8. Love9. Young10. Murray11. Caleb12. Ward13.Fields14. Russ15. Penix16. Rattler
>>150654548I fucking love obvious sluts that end up winning. She literally won
>>150654553I'll clean it for her by rubbing my nose in it.
I can't believe it's finally here
Oof, good luck Atlanta
COME ON RIDE THE FLOATCOME ON RIDE IT
Imagine being so poor and stupid you have to use streams.
>>150654596Lmao
>>150654589Who and what?
>>150654596Dang, that's going to put a lot of pressure on Penix.
>>150654596Uh..can I change my bet?
>>150654548imagine how tight and tan her little ass hole must be
>>150654548It shocks me Hunter would date this chick. She's a dime-a-dozen instagram hoe, and has something of a manface. The tats are also very, very trashy. Then take into account that Hunter seems like a polite gentlemen and it's even more suprising, since there are all sorts of rumors about this girl being a slut. I'll never understand it.
>>150654596Doesn't matter either way. Penix sucks. Don't understand the hype coming into this season. Did people not watch him last year?
>>150654614
>>150654596
>>150654596grim
>>150654596what the FUCK?? does prizepicks do refunds? i had him over for td AND yards
career over
>>150654596it's fuckin ovah
>>150654595She's obviously fat and hiding her large gut, this is gross. Temperate, classy women are where it's at, and any fat chick who posts pics like this online is not temperate or classy.
>>150654596Fake
>>150654589Me too and she deserves it.
>>150654534When's a team going to finally make Fields a running back?
>>150654600imagine being so poor that you think subscription services are a flex and not a parasitic blight on this world
Can they sticky the Redzone thread today?
>>150654635>the last jaguars player to cut their dreads before their first regular season game
I've had youtube TV for the past few years, and something I've noticed something about the login screen>Going into 2022Tons of Rams clips, as Rams were Super Bowl champions>Going into 2023 and 2024Tons of Chiefs clips as they won the Super Bowls in the previous seasons>Going into the 2025 SeasonChicago Bears?????????????????????
Justin Fields is a great quarterback.
>>150654650Manchild
>>150654596fuck man. turf fields should be abolished. i stepped on one for the first time at a mens baseball league a few weeks ago in Florida (FCL low A, i help with practice) and my knees both hurt like never before with some light jogging.
who has that collage from last year with the headlines about>black qbs
WE ARE BACK /REDZONE/ BROS>>150654671>>150654671>>150654671>>150654671>>150654671>>150654671>>150654671>>150654671
o/u on kyler midget shitting himself when a 300lb giganigga lands on him today?
Fuck yeah, boys. Sunday ticket $420
>chiefs
>>150654661Hunter doomed to a career of being a "Hall of Pretty Good" player on a perennial loser...
>>150654672I’ve got good news for you anon
>>150654672It's fake
>>150654534>posted it again from my iphone
>>150654699He's going to be a straight trash receiver and average cb
>>150654703He's still correct in that artificial turf should be banned.
>>150654538Congrats for that 9-8 season pittfags Just wanted to say it early
>>150654672imagine how honey bijan feels. they play multiple games there each season
>>150654460It's a good day bros. For me, it's Bengals v Browns.
>>150654599You know sneak loves that shit
>>150654596couldn't even bother to get the kerning right, huh?
>>150654719Well yeah duh. Who the fuck ever thought it was a good idea to replace grass with rubber and plastic anyway? It gave a bunch of baseball players from the 90s cancer now
>>150654699mjd was hall of very good and i think the jaguars would be very happy with that type of production from huntersome of those jaguars teams legitimately should've gone winless
>>150654712Offensive lineman need more practice reps & these shit spread college offenses ain't teaching them shit
>>150654712Probably has more to do with the loss of guys like Brady, Manning, Brees, Rivers, Roethlisberger etc specifically, rather than some hokey race nonsese. There aren't any white QBs who come close to having those mentals right now. The smartest, most cerebral white QB (Burrow) is closer to you than he is to Matt Ryan
>>150654727Don't get it twisted just because 9-8 is his literal floor. He usually wins 10-13 games per season.
>>150654635
>Giants
what NFL team are they going to?
>>150654738>kerningreddit
>>150654735BASED Bengalbro. Here's hoping they don't bungle the first game like always and Zac Taylor doesn't go full retard too often.
>>150654672I wonder if leg injuries were as bad on astroturf? I know the impact was much higher but I don't remember many rams players blowing out knees and ankles. Metlife has the worst turf in the league
>>150654777San Fran Sisqooh!
Ball knowers only in this thread
>>150654777Take a wild guess.
>>150654713>He's going to be a straight trash receiverIf he never learns the position then yeah probably but he has elite hands. Really hard to fail at receiver when you have those
>>150654777kek
LAST CHANCE to join the pick'em group (currently at 104 /sp/artans) before 1pm ET.https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Password: Rosepink
>>150654622not even an instagram hoe, she looks like a 5, or a miami 3. not even exaggerating in the slightest. she looks like she works the register at a whataburger
>>150654753Honestly, this and film show he wasn't "Hall of Very good"
>>150654778>xe attributes autism like typeface and kerning as well as being well educated as reddit traitoldfags, our 4chan is ded :( the cancer that was killing /b/ spread and killed it all
>>150654650Imagine being so stupid you think OTA broadcasts are subscription services.You know you're gonna be worthless forever, right?
>>150654777what in the zesty is going on in florida?
>>150654759It’s because colleges simplified their offenses and started recruiting running black qbs instead of big arm/brain white qbs. Everyone knew that the trend towards smaller and faster defenders to keep up with route runners in the pass heavy era we just came out of would open up the running game one day. Now it’s one day and running the ball is easier than throwing it. Especially for the QB
he's winning his 5th MVP and 2nd SB
>>150654789Okay, I'll go take a nap.
>>150654812There's a zest epidemic among the young lads. I think they just realize the juice aint worth the squeeze with the hoes, and things get homoerotic on the field of competition.
I miss when fags were fruity, not "zesty"
my gameday eats? heh. that's easy. Deens with oil, and pickled jalapenos.
>>150654816he's boutta tear up some jettie bussy
>>150654831Nah I think they're just more secure in their sexuality than older generations
>>150654482*marches on*
>>150654831Plus a weiner is less messy to suck on than a vajayjay.
>>150654814> colleges simplified their offenses and started recruiting running black qbs instead of big arm/brain white qbsThis has been a thing for decades and decades. Even the old "Pro Style" schools like Miami weren't bringing in great NFL QBs. We are closer to the 70s-mid 90s era of QBs than we are to the 00s-10s era, because that era had a weird, anomalous amount of elite pocket pocket passers.
>>150654831yea its because of all the open sexuality stuff. more guys now are aware of prostate stimulation. once you do this (even once) you become permanently zesty
bengals v browns game thread>>150654860>>150654860>>150654860
>>150654831>>150654846
>>150654777This is just some bro shit, if any of you had ever had anything even approaching a healthy social life this wouldn't be weird to you. spoiler: men can show care an affection for eachother without being interested in participating in an erotic sexual relationship with one another, and in fact it's healthy and normal for men to show love and care for one another. It's abnormal not to. Something is wrong with you if you think that's weird.
>>150654802>film show he wasn't "Hall of Very good"mjd is the sole reason everyone was drafting manlet running backs in the 2010s because he proved it made a ton of sense for run-heavy teamsso you couldnt possibly have been alive to watch him
Raiders v patriots thread?
>>150654879have sex
>>150654841about to run to the bakery to pick up bread and cheese, will probably swing around the corner to the bottle shop and snag some white burgundy if the price is right
tomorrow off work and deep into my belgian beer, will be good lads
I think the Packers win the Super Bowl desu
if anyone is interested in some light comedy>>150654860>>150654860
just got home from the local winefest, am proper tanked , got another 3 bottles of riesling in the fridge. Am ready for the clots and danny dimes to testicle fuck the dolphins.
>>150654911lmao even
>>150654884brother I grew up idolizing a manlet "Hall of Pretty Good" RB. MJD had a fantastic 3 year peak, but he's not Ottis Anderson or Roger Craig or Ricky Watters
>>150654858I don’t know how to respond to this word salad I’m sorry
>>150654904That's entirely my point: The more normal and healthy your sexuality is and sincere love for women you have, the more comfortable you are showing affection for your fellow man.
>>150654922>>150654922>>150654922Panthers and Jaguars
>>150654933>I don't know how to readI'm sorry Saar, I'll say it in the "Wikipedia simple english" you understand best>Brady, Manning, Brees era was not usual
Rand University is on ESPN U right now. It's maybe the best 30 for 30.
>>150654831They are definitely more feminine but I'd say it's a product of being raised by single mothers. Shoes, jewelry, social media which really just gossipping online, rage watching, passive aggressive framed questions, deflecting, just kind of saying dumb shit for attention Those are typically women's realms but when you go online you see men 25-35 doing it alot. That and they pick up homosexual slang and misuse it which turns into "aura farming" or "trap music"
>>150654912>>150654942battle of the mids
>>150654954Yeah that’s what it was pal, I can’t read. It wasn’t you inability to express a coherent thought. Glad we’re in agreement and you can fuck off now.
>>150654916where from? hopefully they're all trocken, I can't stand the sweetness
With how prevalent CTE is among the NFL, how messed up is Josh Allen's brain at this point? Between the smelling salts and constantly running into guys, it's probably like a fried egg.
>>150654927B West is still the only football jersey I've ever gotten
>>150654933He means we don't normally see so many great QBs at once like Brady and Brees and Carr.
>>150654970Glad you realized you are retarded. Saves me the burden of having to break it to you.
>>150654916One of my favorite jokes is to say how much I love German whites (and I really do)
>>150654970I have no issue understanding what he said.
>>150654985Too bad he’s a retarded jogger. If he came across like someone worth discussing football with I’d make a counter point and try to have a discussion. Instead I’d much rather not.
help what game do i watch
>Eagles offered 2 1sts, a 3rd, a 5th, Jordan Davis, and Will Shipley for Micah Parsons and Miles Sanders but Jerry Jones took a worse offer to get Micah away from the Eastlmao
>>150654978mostly by him https://weingut-rauen.de .Some trocken and a feinherb spätlese.
>>150655030Red Zone
>>150654927NTA, Prime Maurice Jones-Drew clears all three of those guys. I don't agree with that at all. Dude had a nose for the touchdown on a team where everyone knew the ball was going to him and still produced. Those three guys played second fiddle to multiple Hall of Famers on Super Bowl teams.
>>150654958They just showed the 90 yard screen against Army, one of the best plays ever
>>150655054Ottis Anderson's prime was on the Phoenix Cardinals.
>>150655054What do you think of sproles
>>150654858>>150654814the next logical evolution is the QB spy, which will bring an end to the running QB meme. we've already seen it in development and as we train kids from the age of 9, it'll make it to the pros soon enough. That will bring about the return of the pass game, likely primarily the TE, now that we have eliminated another player from coverage
>>150655032Sauce for this? Or did you make it up? I can imagine they made a good offer, but I would be surprised if those details are correct.
Penis Jr.
>>150655045Red Zone is for fags
>>150655117Why
>>150655117then it's perfect for you :)
>>150654661>>150654699>>150654753>>150654802I know yo zoomers aint disrespectin MJD right now. He was legit good and trapped on a horrible team, if he was in his prime today and on a team with a good o-line he'd be a top 5 RB.
>>150654985Well he’s wrong. We normally don’t see nothing but shit quarterbacks like now.
>>150655054mjd is the reason ray rice went in the second round
NFCNLions: 12-5Packers: 11-6Vikings: 9-8Bears: 9-8
>>150655101It's on CBS sports
>>150655117I'm a gay Vikings fan
>TAMPAGAY>FUCKINQUEERS
>>150654997Samefag
>>150655037that's Mosel, right? It's harder to find good Mosel in the states these days for a good price, thankfully Nahe and Rheinhessen are still great values here
>>150654916mine and her babies would be demigods
>>150655140>if
>>150655176yea, i am born in trier and my dad is friends with the wintner i listed
>>150655165many such cases
>>150655155https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/eagles-made-strong-play-for-micah-parsons-but-cowboys-refused-trade-with-nfc-east-rival-per-report/
>>150655117bbbased
>>150655209if the eagles want a guy, that should be the red flag that he shouldn't be traded
What stream sites are still good
>>150655165and go Vikings!
>>150655240What bums me out is that this confirms my suspicions that Jordan Davis is a bust they can’t wait to get rid of
>>150655255xfinity.com
>>150655260>>150655260>>150655260BUCS vs FALCONS gamethreadI expect all 6 (six) bucs fans to join (im 1, so theres 5 more)also falcons fans please keep the homoerotic posts to a minimum this season.
>>150655255www.youtube.com/mrbeast
>>150655201you lucky duck, maybe he can hook you up with a riesling from your birth year. all the riesling growers here in New York make fucking swill in comparison.
>>150655255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=798qd_SQU3I
It's happening
>>150655240It could be made up. Is back fixed yet?
>>150655199The circumstances of a player's situation should impact how you judge their results, yes. Look at guys like Matthew Stafford or Saquon. They didn't suddenly get way better, the teams around them did and it let them show what good players they already were.
>>150654797>Plays the middest college teams>EliteShig the dig
>>150655154The Lions suck. The amount of people still taking them to win da norf and go to the fucking superb owl after their disastrous collapse last year is absurd. The window is over. Benny J is gone, their IOL is gone, Hutch's pre-injury effectiveness is gone. Goof is still Goof. They are a complete nonfactor this year and back to being the joke they always were.
>>150655255nflbite gives a list of all of them
REFGODS RISE UP
>>150655299eh, riesling was never that poised to be matured. Would not want to drink one from my birth year.
>>150654460as a neutral fan I think stoolers vs jest will be fun, just to see which team shits the bed harder
>>150655309micah's back healed the second he hopped on the plane my dude
>>150655209>>150655276The article doesn't say shit about what the offer was, just that they made a 'strong push'.
Today is a huge day for NFL football
Give it to me straight, are they going to win today?
>>150655255https://sportsurge.net/#/groups/0
>>150655315True but the Lions are still a better roster than the Packers and the Bears and Vikings have busts at QB. Lions take the division and lose in the WC then never make it back
>>150654460What will the cope be when the Loins get ass raped today?
>>150655377It really isn't. Both teams who are going to be inevitably the owl already played (Cowboys and Chiefs) so today's games are irrelevant.
>commercial fre-ACK football
Bye, bye belt!
>>150654622He's gay
>>150655455No coping because they will win today
>>150654460CBS GOT A NEW SCOREBUG AND IT LOOKS AMAZING
Go berds
>>150655553it does actually
>>150655374So you’re saying that Jordan Davis is a bust they can’t wait to get rid of?
LAND DRAGON
>3 and out >sack for a loss Were so fucking back
>>150655685You mean like a monitor lizard?
>>150654522It's like they deliberately choose the most inarticulate mumblemouthed black people they can find and encourage them to live down to the stereotype. It doesn't have to be this way. Tom Jackson could speak coherent english without sounding like he was stoned all the time. Strahan is a a tryhard who's putting on an affectation 100%of the time but at least he's "sumptsumtinyaknowshieet" routine.
>>150654537>actually watching a single second of pregame coverage.Just tune in 5 minutes after kickofff is supposed to happen and you will miss nothing
It was 3rd and 11 and we ran the ball with our third string backholy shit
>>150655685As an IU alum I like seeing the Penis standing stiff in the tight sweaty pocket, ready to make a strong hard thrust into the moist folds of the enemy
bucs look horrible.
>>150655600ayyyyy right there with you, bro. let's hope it's >our year>>150655712we're so back, berdbro
>jetcuck fans booing Rodgers when their dumb nig coach kicked him to the curb
>>150655830haha I meant Penix haha
>>150655856Rodgers is cancer, jets should never have traded for a broken diva has been with 2 surgically repaired collarbones who doesn't eat meat
watching the offenses for the Giants and the Commanders is like watching paint dry. Can either of these two failures do anything?>.t Eagles fan
It always makes me laugh how fast Kyler Murray's legs move when he's scrambling
How many loads of cum contains an equivalent amount of protein as a half pound of steak?t. A Rodgers
>>150655901>like watching paint dryYour QB is Jalen Hurts
>>150655943ask a trip bro or non-US flag anon
>>150655929Now imagine it with the Benny Hill music in the background every time he runs
Marvin Harrison Jr. getting bitched by Kool Aid McKinstry
The mew jeep ad is just a cheap copy of the goodyear one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNz-19i06Uw
Rodgers carving up the Jet D oh no no no no
>>150655951I know, it's ok if you want to slit your wrists for not having him.the Commanders just had Deebo roll out as a RB for 4 yards though, so that's something.
LETS GO JETS
>>150656031>bringing up RB yardsDon't check who the best rusher on your team was
I've heard nothing about the lions first round draft pick this yearI have no idea if that's good or bad
>>150654635It is wrong that I instinctively distrust this phenotype? What evolutionary process results in a giant fucking maw full of oversized teeth? His ancestors ate people
>>150655106https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LtVI7wzZzTg
is he still elite?
>>150656266Nah
>>150655820eating lumi out and wrecking her cervix
It’s weird seeing a redskins stadium that isn’t half empty and half filled with visiting fans
>>150656266A tier below, good enough to win a title if Baltimore or Buffalo stumble
>>150655315We shall see in a few hours. I have faith in my win-cats.
>>150656194Technically all of our ancestors ate people as Homo Sapiens often ate each other before we started civilizations around 4000 BC, its just that some peoples never stopped.
>>150656346what the hell is this true?
>>150656378Yeah there are human bite marks on a lot of old bones that they dug up
>>150656346>before we started civilizations around 4000 BClol, see Gobekli Tepe
>>150656031>Still can't believe we managed to pawn Deebo off on some unsuspecting team. Enjoy the two weeks you have until he develops some soft tissue injury and spends the rest of the season missing games, half-assing the ones he does play and throwing teammates under the bus to distract from the fact that he's getting faster and more useless every dayIf those 9er teams were the Avengers, he was the Hulk: started out badass and then became more of a whiny bitch every time he appeared
bucaneers DISASTERclass going on right nowfalcons look like the most competent team ive seen all season
>>150656319sleeping giant of a fanbase, we're fuckin' back
THE NFL FANS WANT A TRAVIS HUNTER TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>150655315>The Lions suck.Lol no they dont
Are there any RedZone streams?
>>150656530No. Watch the full games like an adult.
>>150656503>dood regular season!!!they fucking suck. Goof and that defense always collapse and this year will be no different. perpetual domebabby losers.
>>150655315???they won 15 games last season with the most injured roster in the league
>>150656378Yeah, not just Homo sapiens though there’s extensive archeological evidence of cannibalism in sites that hosted all homo and pre-homo hominids. It’s incredibly common to find human bones with cutting and butchering marks and/or in the garbage dump area with the rest of the animal bones and food waste etc… Cannibalism can be categorized into distinct forms. Dietary/starvation cannibalism, ritual cannibalism, cannibalism as a method of warfare, etc… Human and pre-human hominids engaged in all of of them, and it’s likely that cannibalism in the stone age was as common as inter-tribal conflict or starvation was.
>>150656530yes, https://papaahd5.live/nfl-redzone for example
>>150656137Last year? Saqoun. Rated 99 in Madden and 9th RB to hit 2K yards for a season.Oh, last night? Our QB. Let me know when either of these two loser QBs can get 20 passing and 15 rushing TDs a season.You suck at this, kiddo.
>>150656571>they fucking suck.Lol nope
i started mike evans over garrett wilson
tell me you fellas just saw ourguy Skateboo bulldoze multiple commies in a row
>>150656485Does Penix look good? I think he was slept on too much this offseason.
>>150656461this guy knows things
>>150656671im watching the steelers, frogchad
>>150656689Best looking Penix anyone has ever seenStands tall and erect against opponents, penetrating their moist defensive folds DEEP with his offensive thrusts
Tua looking like Doodoo
What game should I watch while I wait for my niners (with CMC starting)?
I thought you guys said Justin Fields can't throw
Is it possible Daniel Jones doesn't suck and that New York was somehow dragging him down?
>>150656607>b-b-but last seasonKWAB
>>150656671I saw some guy drop an easy tuddy pass and then Russ run it headfirst into a brick wall and fumble it Put in Dart
>>150656691we can't know about pre-history because we have to see things through an abrahamic view point :(
Indiana Jones looking pretty alright so far. Shane Steichen knows how to work terrible fuckin QBs I guess
>Pooa
When do the good teams play?
>>150656689I get it
>dolphinskwab
every commercial break the new jordan peele football movie plays at least once. so few people are advertising on tv
>>150656815completely possiblelooking forward to Abdul Carter coming home after the Giants squander his prime as well
>>150656815>is it possible that the team with a terrible o-line and shit-tier receivers that traded away their only legit skill position player made their qb look badyes
>>150656859I've been saying that the Colts roster is genuinely not bad, good even, but Richardson is just unfathomably terrible
>>150656815Yea probably, look at Saquon.
>>150656894It's the NFL in the 2020s, there are no good teams
>>150656894they played on thursday/saturday
>>150656815Shane Steichen is a good coach and will get as much as he can out of him
>pooa turn da ball ova
>>150656815Ball-knowers have been saying this
Watching Raiders-Pats while I wait for the 49ers game to start. My report back is that both of these teams suck and are probably picking top 10 in the draft.
>>150656894ravens/bills tonight
Giants look ok on offense except for Russel Wilson being washed
>Colts up 17-0Danielle Jones is actually elite?
At the end of this day we will have a Danny Dimes vs Justin Herbert MVP debate.
>cam scattameme
>>150657040No, but his coach is
>>150657040Colts o-line currently manhandling the dolphins d-line
>>150656998Also waiting for the Niners but I wouldn't watch chokeland if I had a gun to my head
>>150657041>vs Justin Fieldsftfy
>>150657107Well, they're Vegas now and there isn't any other game locally available to me.
The Dolphins are imploding internally, so this performance isn't impressive by the Clots.
Why would you ever purposefully employ a QB that can't see over his O-line?
Marvin Harrison Jr is balling on my Saints
Why did anyone ever r8 Travis ETN
fields looking stronk
>>150657183He would have to be autistically obsessed with football and his mechanics to an insane degree like Drew Brees
You are a trash NFL franchise with a decent draft pick. You have a golden throwing machine, with a ICBM arm, great mobility and white awareness. Or you can draft Tua Turndaballova. Which one would you choose?
>Travis Hunter already has to come out for a playNgmi
well? who's winning?
>>150657271>Pac-12 QBs
>>150657271The worst opinion I've ever had was not rating Herbert coming out of Oregon. Sorry, I don't know ball and I'm stupid.
we are so fucking back, bros
Nice throw Jaden Daniels you overrated bitch
>>150657271Doesn't matter, neither ever win anything in the NFL
That punt return hit in the gnats-cuckmanders game was white on white crime
>Jayden Daniels missing wide open receivers It's Over
Just saw the 17-0 scoreI guess Anthony richardson found his footing in the nfl
>aaron kwabgers
>>150657396It’s the best game of his career
>>150657298CardsRaidersJetsBuccsColtsCommandersPanthersBrowns
I tried to tell y'all that the Colts had a good roster and would be decent this year. Almost everyone here underrates Danny Jones.
Robinhood predictions is too weird man, closed all my bets lost a bit, too many games my team is winning but my bets are still losing, I’d just rather chill and enjoy football. College football was fun though.
>Xavier Worthy probably out for the seasonCongrats on the ring Lamar/Allen/Burrow/Daniels
They gotta pull Russ and put in Dart
>>150657529Don't jinx it in the 1st half pls
If the Giants don't score a TD in the first half they need to put in Dart
>>150657529Daniel Jones has the talent of a career backup.
>>150656928>draft a borderline illiterate retard who had shit-tier accuracy and ran a simplistic training wheels offense in college>somehow he doesn't become a viable NFL qb
>>150657551>xhe doesn't rate Herbert
shit games nfl really needs better parity no one cares unless the top 5 are playing except for losers whose shit team is their whole identity because they hate their lives and work shit jobs and are poor alcoholics drinking shit beer
The Saints' jerseys look like a shit college team
>>150657529Everyone knows that the only thing the Colts have needed was a QB. I still probably won't see DJ more than a stop gap kind of guy. They'll probably be decent but they still need to find their guy.
>>150657551You weren't even in contention with Worthy.
>Jags-Pants delayedLightningchads, is it out year?
>>150657619Fraid not
>>150656998>opening weekend >stoked to have a bunch of kino games to watch>there's one game on during the 10:00 slot and it's Raiders / Pats
is Mclaurin (WR1 on the commanders) even playing? 0 tar, 0 rec, 0 yards
>>150657551>out for the season with a dislocated shoulderKwab. Real men pop it back in and are fine.
>>150655427Mccarthy will be the best QB in the NFCN by year's end
>>150657707>0 tarDaniels completely missed him with the ball on what would have been a long TD
>>150657753lel
>>150655901>said the fan of the "fatfucks shoving other fatfucks one yard forward" offense, unironically
>>150657840this is quintessentially football
Pussy league is afraid of a little rain now, it's over. No more weather kino, say goodbye to mud owls and snow owls (unless you're in Kansas City)
Why do people always seem to forget Brian Burns is really good
*paging brandon weeden*
>>150657753That's a funny thing to say anon
>>150657840thats infinitely better than choking at the 1 yard line ever
this man just hit a 51 yard field goal
>>150657974how?
>escape the Giants organization>immediately become top 3 QB in the league
>>150657974>he stepped on the flagpussy burgeriaif he tried this here he would be killed immediately
Brady is so bad on tv
>>150657928They still do snow/cold games, the issue is lightning, which I don’t understand because it literally will not strike anyone. I will personally pay anybody gets struck by lightning, if the game went on, eleven trillion kekarinos.
People saying Daniel Jones is anything above a replacement level QB is fucking delusional
>>150657983>Manlove and Gayleb are below average QBs at best >Goof will be exposed without Ben Johnson and an elite oline
>>150658113Daniel Jones is above a replacement level QB
I love my country but there are so many nationalist flag obsessed weirdos who make their patriotism their entire personality If the flag was a dick they would suck it off willingly and enthusiastically every day
>>150658120And Gay Gay McFarty, a QB who has yet to even start an NFL game is going to become a sensation?
>>150658113can you define a replacement level QB?
>>150658113Daniel Jones and Davis Mills are unironically better QBs 90% of the QBs in this image >>150654534
>The lelphins defense has Danny Dimes looking like an MVP candidate
>>150658166A bottom 8 QB.
>>150658166a qb you have that won't keep you from picking a rookie qb inthe 1st round.
>>150658120Hilarious, keep going anon
>>150658064
we need to ban white bois from TD celebrations
>>150658181If you 15 or 20 percent, then your post would have sounded less ridiculous.
>>150658120Love is not elite but to say he's below average is insane
>>150657744If I flicked you, you’d cry
>>150658064Why do Brasileiros pride themselves on being violent apes?
>>150658234byron is blasian
>>150658258You don't know that.
>>150658234He's black and that was not an touchdown
>>150658192there's only like 13 of those >>150658191Jones would probably be around that based on is play today
>>150654534>please disregard that last year this exact same thing was announced with 15 QBs, and that it was the worst statistical year for QBs since 1935
>>150658157Yes
Russell Wilson fucking sucks, put Dart in
>>150658234>whitethat's a lightskin
>>150658248Viqueer poster is the most delusional anon ITT
>>150658269Don't you have any white woman to stab there in burgeria?
>>150658234bahahahaha holy fucking BASED
I shouldn’t have said the N word I suppose :(
>>150658234>whiteHahahahahaha literal quadroons are now considered white. Ishiggydiggy
>>150658235nothing ridiculous about that. even pointing out 20% means you concede that most of them are starters for reasons other than merit
>>150656346>>150656461
so colts are winning the AFC south, huh?
>>150658351ummm nigromericans??? our response?
I can’t believe that 1 touchdown lead is 84% chance to win to the algorithm. Kyler is having a brilliant game here though.
>Rodgers was the problem
>>150658516it takes into account team quality now
>3 points in the first halfGet Russell Wilson off the field. The 'ders defense is not good, this is pathetic.
Uh oh, it looks like Penix pumped a couple times, blew his load, then rolled over and went to sleep
>>150658234Cam Bynum is white by proxy of being a former KANG
>clear roughing the passer on steelers>flag on jets just becausek
>Russell Wilson still trashHas anyone else tanked their legacy as bad as Wilson has?
I don't get the Maye hype. He's ok, but nothing special.
>>150658670He'll always be remembered for those 2 Super Bowls he played in
>>150658664cuz the steelies are a tough blue collar based team
Russ was fine last year, he was just dogshit the first year in denver. Just like anyone whose watched him knew Daniel Jones was an alright QB on an absolute shit team. You all just repeat bullshit because you dont know ball
>>150658664Ehh, looked like a fair hit, not late or anything
>>150658683White hope hype
Daniel Jones truthers, fuck off.
>>150658720>Russ was fine last yearlol
>>150658336Delusional is thinking the 3rd place team in the division was a micah away from the owl lmfao
>>150658664Feels good to finally have the reffies on our side, thank you based Godgers.
I told you guys Aaron Glen would be legit
>>150658664Momentum hit, it wasn't late.
>>150658768They're going to slip Rodgers some percs and then it's all over for the Jets
>>150657551You’re going to trade for Tyreek. Cap this.
Has Abdul Carter made any plays yet?
>>150658759Delusional is letting a QB that won you 14 games walk away and then assuming that things will chug along seamlessly. I don't think the Vikings will even win 10 games this year.
Guys, baseball is on
>>150658857but it isn't saturday?
Who let the commies get tunsil and deebo
>>150658857boreball
>>150658857>boreballNo thanks
>>150657551HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150658857That is unfortunate
guys I don't think Bahamanon is going to bother showing up this season
>>150658857>not watching both
Kyler is a fat midget. The Aryan bull McBride is hard carrying
>>150658835I could see that. In that case I would change my mind. Until then I’ll be rooting for Jayden Daniels to get a ring. >>150658888Stop :(
>>150657551>brag about winning owl with shit recievers>suddenly pre-coping about shit receiverslook at this faggot trying to have his cake and eat it too
>never used to watch redzone>started today and it is objectively the most bestest way to watch the games
>>150658634The Vikings were melanated and the Moors conquered the entire erf. Great Britain just stole all of their spices and rewrote history.
what's better than this ? guys being dudes
>run the cowboys special QB draw with no timeouts>intentional grounding ends the half with the 10 sec runoffKek what a kwab
>>150658972We did do that and did deserve to brag about it but it’s not something you can do as a general rule lol, our entire team has taken a step back and we needed Worthy in order to be serious this season
>>150658978false, alejandro
baker dudufield
>>150658857eh, at least it's not apehoop
>>150658986You're in the wrong thread, those guys are clearly playing rugby
>>150659038>getting outplayed by a guy named penis jrKWAB
>>150654595i would suck a fart out of her fat ass
>>150658986reminds me of my high school locker room. we’d play a game where we’d check who had the biggest bushi always shaved mine and theyd make fun of me and want to touch it
>eurocuck povertyball fans have to deal with being completely dominated by NFL Chads on spee for the next 6 months KEK
Are the shitphins going to get shut out?
Michael Penis Jr
>>150659192Find another thread to sully with your racism you evil coward
>>150659221Micro Penis Jr
>>150659251and there it is
>>150659133UK blocking 4chan would be such an improvement for /sp/
WE'VE GOT DILDO
Dolphinsissies.... how do we save the team?
>>150654595Walled tranny
>>150659286this but also India and Israel
tua is clearly concussed again3 INTs. all came after he got blindsided sacked
>Getting Inted by a DETuabros
>>150659333GAS THE FOIDSGENDER WAR NOW
>>150654596RIP Fantasyfags
>"""""people""""" on this planet actually tried to convince us Tua was anything other than complete dogshit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POOA
>>150659027kwab
Dolphins are going to move off of Tua in the next couple seasons
Jaylen Waddle just dislocated his shoulder, and than Tua immediately threw an int to a DE that dropped back into zone coverage.
>>150659457i think itll be at the end of this season.
>>150659457it is either him or mcdaniels after this year
>>150659394
>>150658847KOC had the decision and he thinks JJ's ceiling is higher than Darnold's.I think he knows more about QBs than you
>>150659426Rude
>>150659577KOC is a choking fraud who has never won a playoff game. That trend will continue this season.
>>150658847>last year>"haha vikings will suck because they're starting Sam Darnold. They won't even win 7 games!">those year >"haha Vikings will suck because theyre not starting Sam Darnold They won't even win 10 games!"16-1 incoming
>>150659634>Donatell and Darnold master classes are KOC's fault LolYou should put a huge bet on their under and see what happens
I can't imagine what goes on in the brains of the retarded subhumans that call themselves Vikings fans. How they think they will ever experience anything other than pure misery is beyond me.
>>150659771Yea how can they actually argue with consistenty and have memories that extend back more than one season?
>>150659738I can't wait to hear about whose fault it is after this season.
>>150658847talm bout the guy that choked in the last two biggest games of his life? they already had kirk cousins for 7 years, even if jj is trash they can at least pick the next QB instead of living in mediocrity
The Vikings have never won a game that matters kek
Drake Maye sucks, you people lied to me.
Spencer Rattler is okay. Kind of a check down merchant but that's more about Kellen Moore not trusting him.
>>150659832I can't wait to hear your copes tomorrow night.I'm sure it'll be some mix of "system baby" and "bears are the first team to have injuries in nfl history"
>"GREEN EIGHTEEEEEEEEEN!!! GREEN EIGHTEE-">explodes into dust
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>>150659971Who cares about tomorrow night? Your shit team is never gonna win anything that actually matters and you know it.
the pooa era is finally coming to a close. very sad. i hope the brain damage hasn't been enough to ruin his retirement.
>>150660026Nah, they'll win an owl in the next 3 years
Jewdell won. Is NFL Sunday ticket worth it?
If they started Dart the Giants could be beating the 'ders right now
The Bungles are trailing the Browns kek
>>150660089If you can't find a way to watch any game you want (or redzone) for free than you're either retarded, a boomer, or both.
>>150659860i dont understand why sports allow teams like this to exist. poverty teams and cursed franchises should dissolve. maybe its for the memes when the raiders beat the chiefs but idk.
>>150660137Zac Taylor moment
>>150660137New year, same dogshit defense
Is Jeanty good?
>>150660089didn't the NFL sell all of its shit to ESPN like a month ago
>>150660203their defense isn't even playing that bad
>>150660137I'd be surprised if anyone in Cincinnati can name 3 guys on the defense, that's how stacked the roster is
>>150660179Sometimes I think the NFL should only be 20-24 teams but then again I like that there are so many different teams.
the hell is wrong with the bengals
This Commanders effort against the Giants is way worse than the Eagles making it close against the Cowboys.
Will dolphincucks ever admit that Tua has been overrated his entire career or will they just blame the concussions?
>>150660366Stop crying
>>150658931Underrated post, this dude is pretty much doing MMA on all these nawlins bucks every play it’s amazing to watch when the Anglo has had enough.
>>150660408Who's crying?
>>150660379bama qbs are dogshit
Xavier Watts is fucking good. I called it.
>>150660508literally who?
>>150660441Deep breaths
>>150660524Best safety in the '25 draft. Somehow fell to the bottom of the 3rd round.
Breece Hall has so much juice
>>150654513No wonder lol. The league is rigged for the Pilthydelphia Niggles. Goodell should have banned the cheating play since day one.
colts would be the funniest playoff team ever
Can someone send me an apology form for Daniel jones? I didn’t believe, and I was wrong
>>150660697>>150660697>>150660697
Justin Fields elite?
>>150660677>THE TUSH PUSH SHOULD BE BANNED BECAUSE....>IT JUST SHOULD, OKAY?
>>150660752How about because it's gayer than drinking bud lite?
>>150660677The NFL and New York hate Philly, this would never happen.