Any links to this one
>>150663165Sportsurge dot net
How we feeling Ninerbros?
>>150663516I'm ready for some fucking football. I have faith in the offense to perform, I hope the defense shows us something today.
Which team shall win the favor of Canadian actress Sarah Gadon?
>cracks open pumpkin spiced coldbrew
Lotta red in that crowd.
Can't fucking wait to go 7-10! let's GOOOOOOOO
>>150664107Same
Who the fuck is that? What happened to Geno? Did he get hurt already? It's game one.
Go Hawks!
Streaming for anonsgg/eGA3Y2HmZ8
lets go hawkies
Those are sick 9er hoodies
So purdy finally got his payday. Good for him
Is Mina watching?
>>150664280fuck off retard
Emmanworie down Oh no
>>150664348I am too dumb to use this link
>>150664870Why are you so hostile towards me every year ToT
Look puppies!
RP1 stocks through the roof
>>150665007It's a literal troon groomer. If you're not into trannies and sissyfication shit then it's a good thing you're too stupid to figure it out.
>>150665007I know it's a discord link but no idea how to use it
REFFIES saving turdy
I’m old enough to remember when this league wasn’t gay
>>150665176God has made me a retard to shield me from such monstrosities
Ninerbros, refs on our sides
>>150665253
finding a working stream is annoying today
>>150665406>click unmute stream>stream still mutednice game lolbabs
That was purdy good
same ol' sorry ass shecocks
>>150665406Ppv[dot]tofctv33 dot comSportsurge dot net
Mai waifu Ayumu's Ninies!
Who Metseraints here?
>>150665007>>150665007b i s c o r d . g g / newfags
>>150665685kek Canadian streamHow many Jeets will I see?
WeeeBrockerz wit' da QB scramble eggz, kittdawg on da pilonz
>>150665771faggots aren't even streaming the game
Gimme a stream that WORKS. i gotta see this team full of Whites play
Sammy Dar
this jonbenet ramsey guy for the seahawks is pretty good huh
>>150665685ty king. finally
>>150665685okay thanks. my usual one was loading like shit
Warner dedWelp, it's over :(
Soooo that gorgeous pass from Darnold aside, I think Mateer from OK should be the Seahawks QB of the future
refs already favoring the cawks
>>150665771im not going to your gay anime stream dude
>>150663346Best site ive visited today. Thanx brotha
>>150665945He's still moving so hoping he just got shook
OK Fox team don't tell us what happened to Warner.It's not like he's an important player or anything.
Whitest team year after year. How do they do it, bros
Do 49rs have their starting running back this season ?
What stream works on iPhone
>>150666244Yeah CMC is playing but they're more pass heavy right now
charb bros were eating good
>>150666259I've never streamed on a phone so I wouldn't know. but I assume all the ones posted should work
>>150666259throwing it into the gulf works every time
>>150666259
>picome on
Dumb Niners
Total reffie death
>I GOT THE POWAH
I thought reffies were my friend. They are not.
Is the 12th man a ref?!
TOUCHDOWN
Holy sht, they're retards
>>150665685watching the canadian stream and all the white people look like mashed potatoes and there's lots of indians.
How was that even remotely catchable? The throw was out of the end zone.
Pi on a uncatchable ball always stinks
Unbelievable
>>150666554cause my hawkies are a bird team and birds can fly so we get those calls out of mascot respect
kek Canadian TV
>>150666620Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!!!
is ken walker already hurt? charb is doing all of the rb work kek
>>150666554>>150666567It was uncatchable because the PI slowed down the receiver. At least that's what the refs would say.
pick six incoming
>>150666637I always like watching foreign commercials
>>150666674I guess he was planning to fly back into the end zone after he caught it
>>150666637>the jeet doesn't have a significant other
>>150666637The fuck stream are you watching?
It's going to be painful watching this line for 17 games
so this is what a 265 million dollar qb looks like.
More Canadian TV.
>>150666674Right he'd just get way faster and grow longer arms mid throw, you homo
Why does Seattle have the ball again after their TD? I was taking a darnold
>>150666884I have her latina doppleganger at work
>>150666884We really need to build another wall
>>150666956Doesn't work when they use scammed retiree money to fly in. Let's hope this o-line can not be shit now
>>1506669293 and out because Purdy gets 0.01 seconds of clean pocket time
Why are they still shoving Peyton into so many ads?
I need some Ninerz anime girls stat!!
>>150667035boomers love him
>>150667035Gen x are the new boomers and nothing makes them spend their goybucks faster than seeing Peyton shill the new jewslop
>>150666884>that nosecute!
Wouldn't be surprised if this game went into OT. I have no idea who's winning.
>>150667179My reffies having a game rn
I thought mccaffrey retired last year for some reason
Trent Williams dedOk now it's over
what you guys gonna goon too at halftime jacktime?
>>150667179 Let's pray it doesn't come down to kicking
>>150667247maybe some instathots
njigba
>>150667247Eh, I've been on a little hiatus from chokin' the chicken. Otherwise usually something basic.
>tfw labeled darnold as a guaranteed bust on his draft night>now have to hope I'm wrong cause he's on my hawksshould have know that statement would backfire on me
still in his seahawks uniform on the official niners site
>>150667385He's just a bridge QBDon't worry
When is FOX going to stop torturing Pam Oliver?They don't need to induce a stroke EVERY time they put her on TV...
>>150667385He was a bust. A bust is relative to the team that drafted him. Even if he leaves the team and blossoms into a good player after that, that pick is still a bust for the team that drafted him.
>>150667247Dude, ive been having such good days since ive quit pulling my meat. Everything is so enjoyable and im just happy. Also, feel like i can breath in 4k for some reason
>>150667543how much were you jacking off jesus christ sometimes i just forget or am busy for days at a time and notice literally no difference
>>150667594Like, omce a week
JEW CHECK
Born to coom, just find a hole you lamers. Not like chicks don't just sleep with anyone now.
Fucking Bros! Im at home watching the game, eating my Wednesday Meal of Misfortune from Wendy's!? I love the special dipping sauces and the unique frosty flavor! Their nuggies have also really come up and are on par with McDonalds now.
pam oliver looks like trans sam cassell
>Kittle dedOh no
Masturbation (in strict moderation) is scientifically proven to be healthy for overall health; physical and mental. But something tells me that 4chan isn't very adept in doing things "in moderation".
fuck
man fuck this soft ass team fags are made of glass
>>150667681Last name of the scientists who conducted this study
Jesus FUCK this team has been cursed since the Greenlaw SB injury.
>>150667709Dey old
Purdy looks really damn good, but for the love of god please upgrade the O-Line
How did Kittle even Fucking get hurt!? On what play?
>>150667681I do once a day because of wolf of wall street https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CES1OIkFhg4
>>150667681its wierd but due to growing up in an oppressive baptist background i didnt try masturbating until i was in my 20si jack it probably every other day and there was a marked improvement in my mental health (i got bipolar disorder). the extreme mood swings disappeared
>>150667722It's been cursed before that. 2018 was the original injury cursed season under Shanahan.
>>150667247had sex like three hours ago, so i'm still good
>>150667720>How do I use google?
>>150667681>is scientifically proven to be healthy for overall healthIs it? The claim is it's good for prostate health but more studies than not show no health improvement or even contradict it. At best, the health benefits are inconclusive.Masturbation is a disgusting habit, plain and simple. It inflames desires and vice in men and must be abstained from.
>>150667781>>150667722>>150667709Also Shanny doesn't do stretches worth a damn apparently
does anyone drink bud light anymore?
>>150667709I say Kittle has to shave his hair and beard and isn't allowed to grow either out again until he plays at least 6 consecutive games without an injury
Does anyone else use AI to generate erotic stories to masturbate to? It's really good at it and you can get exactly what you need!
>>150667885I dont drink
>>150667720rothbergstein
>>150667885only NA buds
>4*bonk*ers
I hate Jake Moody so fucking much, man.
>>150667885you just reminded me i have weed gummies. now only if there were any video games that werent shit
KILL JAKE MOODY
ninja was right
doooooink
>moody
Fucking how...
DOINK
just doink my anus senpai
damn almost had that
Moodybros...
#decapitatemoody
>>150667885I only drink water, coffee or milk. Sometimes unsweet iced tea at a restaurant
RELEASE MOODY
HE'S STILL ON THE TEAM?!
HOIWGHFGWDYUFGEWIUGHFUIERGUIRGEWUIGFEBIEW
I knew that was going to happen tbhwy
>nfl kickers
I am consistently surprised that every year Moody is playingIs there ACTUALLY not a better kicker than this, can't they just get some eurosoccerbro to kick?
OIHJOIEHOGFIHWJPIHFOIWHFHEGUEIBHREBG9IUWHFOWGOGIQWOHREWGFW
one minute drill time
>>150667870>a disgusting actActually, it's healthy and natural. To me it sounds like you're just projecting.
>>150668037They can't give up on him, when they clearly should, because they spent a 3rd rounder on his bum ass
>>150668037They had a better kicker in training camp but they went with Moody for some reason.
wish hauschka was still playing for the hawks so we can see him and moody miss every kick
>>150668091Yes because of the sink cost fallacy. I was a big "Jake Moody will bounce up" believer but I'm over it. He's got to go.
when fag moody made that kick against the traiders in the preseason I knew they'd keep him and he'd fuck up in the regular season
Just got home, how are my ninies looking?
>>150668152very demure
>>150668152Kittle might be done for the year. Moody doinked a chip shot.
>>150668152>purdy good>o line dogshit>kittle dead>moody missed an easy kick
>>150668152Not good ninerbro
I hate Jake Moody so fucking much. We need a new kicker next offseason.
>>150668218We need a kicker now, it is not a hard position to find
>>150668218Shit nigga, they need one now
>>150668173I like my women demure, but my ninies should be aggressive>>150668185Sounds about par for the course desu>>150668189Well at least Purdy is looking good. I had assumed our team would be worse this year than last year. Losing Kittle means we're even worse than I had feared tho.>>150668202We'll get em in the second half
hawks with the lead!
>>150668185What happened to him? I saw he got the TD.
>Geno is GONE>DK is GONE>Locket is GONE>Coach Pete is in Las fucking Vegas????>no one is talking about any of this upheaval What the fuck did I miss? Hawkbros, are we upset half the team is gone and best coach is just....somewhere else?
>>150668218>next offseasonstupid bitch we need one now!
>>150668262i cant complain
>>150668239>>150668250No, you fucking retards. We can easily end up with a kicker worse than Moody.
>>150668256hamstring over literally nothing
Surely my ninies will make the necessary adjustments during half-time to bootyblast the shecucks
>>150668314That's how hamstrings go, dog. It's not a contact injury.
>>150668262I haven't watched Seattle in like two years and I recognise zero players lel
>>150668262I'm mostly bummed we lost locket. didnt really feel that bad when geno and dk left. I always rated locket more than dk and I just didnt think we were going to go deep with geno.
>>150668371wouldn't know, my body has never failed from simply existing
Why is Cleatus so soulless now?
>>150668087>>150668293I doubt there is someone worse than moody
is there a new transformers movie coming out? while is this transformers themed?#LGBTQNFL
>purdy pressured on 70% of his dropbacks He's going to get killed at this rate
joke moody must have some fucked up blackmail on trannyhan
our commercials are bad too but american ones are offensively bad, it's on an entire new level
Eating adderall, working from home, watching goyball. . . . Sht is so cash
>>150668729don't you have a dog to blow?
>>150668729Where you from puto
>>150668477IDK exactly what Kittle has but I tore my gastrucnimius (calf muscle) just walking down the stairs last year. Shit was terrible. I was laid out on my ass for like 2 months and couldn't get back to regular exercise for another month or two after.Still feels a little sore every now and then too but so far nothing major.Hope whatever happened to him is less severe but hammys suck becuase it starts to feel better so you go on a walk and then tear it again plus you feel like such a fucking invalid not being able to walk around
>>150668799we prefer to watch them destroy their bodies via fighting in an arena setting....too bad they get paid for it nowadays
>>150668799No.
>$(ers
lol wtfwt
>push CMC forwardwhy
>>150668853>just walking down the stairs last year.lel weakling
>>150668853i dont understand why athletes dont stretch. you shouldnt push your body to the limit in the first game of the season. save it for games that matter
>>150668853what sucks about these overtraining injuries is you basically don't feel anything beforehand except in hindsight it might've been a little sluggish
Pam Oliver's IQ is 75 at best.
lookin' like a pick
>>150668944>stretchwhy do you think they don't stretch? >save it for games that matterthe first game is worth the same as the seventeenth
Ninerbros:(
>Brock Turdy
kek brack turdy
intercooption
>>150668944think about how often they get DUIs...
>>150668986If they stretched they wouldn't get hurt you retard
INT
PUURRRDDDYYYYYYYYY
Saw that coming a mile away purdy is too short for those throws
>>150669014It's not a guarantee. It's simply a reduction in probability.
>>150669014There's not ONE professional or minor League athlete who DOESN'T stretch, bud
>>150668986but you risk missing the games in between. maybe they do stretch, but most guys' talent surpass theyre durability it seems
He seems nervous to step up in the pocket and run it himself.I know he's never been known for his legs but after watching Mahomes and Hurts over the last few days it's pretty apparent that part of their game puts them in a different league than these mid guys like brock "drop a turdy" purdy.
>>150669048pro wrasslin' and golf checking in, bro
kupp you bum
kupp washed damn
>>150669112thanks for reminding me about kevin nash's blown quads
>>150669112touché
>13 throws a pick>Shanahan calls only 23 for the rest of the gameUhh CMC fantasy bros...
>oatmeal and an NA beer for dinnerthe fuck am i doing with my life
Hottake:If you don't score after an INT/FUM then the INT/FUM should be wiped from the score card as it didn't matter.
>HE'S GOT A BIG HOLE
>>150669316clearly not having sex
>>150669316not protein
>>150669367>kodiak peak protein oatmeal with a scoop of wheytry again sweetie :)
>>150669367didn't log the cum swallowed on myfitnesspal.com
>Shanahan literally has no faith in Purdy right now
>300 MILLION dollar QB>Can't throw the ballAnyways just go for it on 4th fuck Moody
Kek! We getting another Moody try here!?
>>150669389shitty protein>>150669398excellent protein
kobe bryant?
shut down!
lol why is 21 screaming, they made the 1st down
>>150669444Shanahan is clearly in his feelingsMoody missed a FG? No more FGsPurdy threw a pick? No more pass plays
>>150669367brehOats literally one of the best foods you can have, not just because of all the obvious nutrients it provides, but because it's one of the only foods that can transform your gut helth. Gut health is vitally important if you dont want brain fog, slothfullness or depressionOatmeal is a hill I'll die on, they better quit putting weedkiller and chemicals in it
>doesn't even consider putting Moody on the fieldFinally we're learning
damn
>>150669464He's slow
grounding
>>150669504offset lol
need a block here
>>150669454too many DeMarcus Johnsons
Clench your assholes Bros.
OH NO NO
>>150669554AND WE GOT ONE
Kill me
Who's fault was that?
PFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hahahahahaaa
fuck me
you fucking kidding me our stadium does the >THHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR For third downs now?
>>150669554
Moody cannot leave Seattle alive my fucking god
don't even let moody on the plane let him rot in seattle with all those troons
>>150669014They stretch/warm up for hours before the game, on the field
shanahan big mad>>150669571not the kicker's, he was blanketed
At this point it's just plain comical. This is 100% on Fucking Kyle. You Fucking picked this dude to go into the season with.Fuck you Kyle! FUCK YOU! If Moody is on the roster on Monday I'm absolutely Fucking DONE with this Fucking team!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
KWABWAB
>Field Goal No Good4th & 2 at SEA 18
any good college kickers the niners can look forward to drafting next year?
How is this even fucking real right now!?
>>150669571Great job on the Seahawks I think they did that a few times no?Also, we were told that the Niners were going to have an improved special teams. Awful.
You know you can just laugh when things like this happen, right?Like why get angry about it?We all knew he was gonna choke. It's been a running joke that this guy is shit since the Cleveland game 2 years ago. So when he continue to come out and continues to shit the bed it's fucking funny.I laughed desu
That's not on Moody is it?
>their kicker can't even make a chip shot in the era where 50+ is a chip shot for everyone else
Anyone wanna meet after the game at the Lynnwood Walmart off of 164th? We can take my bike off jumps in the parking lot
my njigba
>>150669644Not the last one
>>150669645They literally just told us about how Seattle's nobody Fucking kicker was 7/8 on 50+ FGs last year and Moody can't even Fucking make a chip shot.
>>150669688njigaboo
has a team literally EVER forced a jump when they're just running the clock out?
>>150669644Of course it is. His one job is to kick the ball and he couldn't get there fast enough.
Why are we still trying the Walker experiment. It’s failed
Our entire kicking unit is just trash. Shanahan's refusal to prioritize or even think about special teams is really biting him in the ass now.
>>150669743Tell me this is your first year watching football without telling me
Ok 9er bros so in review>Our 300 MILLION dollar qb is mid at best and Turdy at worst>Our star players are either already out for the year or going to be out for the year within the next month>Our defense looks the same (bad) as last year despite the fact we brought Saleh back>We still have a man who cannot make field goals (and sometimes XPs!) as our kickerWhy exactly should I be optimistic again? Because we got the sympathy schedule? gtfo
>>150669743I saw my Niners make ppl jump offsides a bunch of times but that was back in 22 I think.
>>150669671>Lynnwood
Need a fumble right here
bruh
FUCK
>>150669798Defense is fine desu, shaky start but they've been keeping them in the game for a while now and will get better with more reps.
>>150669817>not Lynnwood
>>150669735Look what he did.
>>150669821>why yes I do pay for cablecringe desu
>>150669775<1 ypc isnt good?
>>150669821
YEZ ZIR
>>150669798still kinda holding the birds at bay while being a shitty team?
>>150669821AINT NO WAY
Is Purdy Elite?
>>150669895The neutered corpse of the Sneedhawks???
>>150669798I dont get why teams pay so much for qb's that aren't for sure franchise guys if they haven't won a ring. I would just offer someone like purdy 120 max and if they dont want it walk away
>>150669895us twelves suck thoughbeit
my canadian stream sounds like it's from the demon realm
>>150669798The defense SHOULD get better because they're a bunch of rookiesI think Purdy has a an escape hatch clause after the 3rd, maybe the 2nd year. Yeah Moody sucks ass.Should we trade away Bosa to get first round picks?
>that will $265,000,000 plus tip
>>150669943There's a multitude of reasons teams don't do that.
>>150669946>thoughbeitnobody who can hold eye contact has ever said this word
>>150669943because if they don't they're stuck with anthony richardson or will levis
i used to like the bucs. but being a mariner fan i might switch to the seahawks
the 9ers blocking stinks
>>150669954>Should we trade away Bosa to get first round picks?I'm not the GM and honestly I'm glad I'm not because it sounds like a terrible job.I am not optimistic about this team in any way. If the decision was mine yeah I would trade everyone with a pulse, but unfortunately we just dropped a bag on "Win Now" mentality shit so I don't know that's the smart choice.'"In a vacuum tho? Absolutely. Re-tool for the next generation we had a great run but it's clearly over now
Is san fran the whitest team in the league? Looks like they only ever have 2 blacks on the field per play
>4th downThey're not letting moody back on the field again, are they? lol
>>150669996
>3rd and 2Let's Fucking run it into the middle of that 8 man front again.
>>150670033I don't think he's even on the team anymore bro
Puni ded now.
>>150670006I think I could live with that for a season.
I mean they are down by 3, why even Fucking have Moody on the team at this point if they never plan to try to kick another FG again? Is he just there to do kickoffs now?
>seahawks
Beautiful play calling right thereTouche Shanny
>>150670059What Fucking happened to Puni!?
>>150670078Because telling him to go to the locker room and pack his shit would cause a scene that wouldn't help us win this game.He's done tho for sure
>>150670117he was a healthy 49ercan't have those
>>150670117all of our jobs got out sourced to them
brockward needs to put more mustard on that
SEND HIM OUT, THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
It's moody time!
loool
Imagine Purdy if he wasn't surrounded by weapons at ever position
phew
>that’ll be $265 million plus tip
Kek... Here we Fucking go again...
>Professional kickers
never had a doubt
Moody almost missed that one too.>>150670149kek
C'mon MOODGOAT
>macaffery 1 v 11
Moody bros we are back!!(I still hate you)
That was the kick of his life or the he would have been killed by the 9ers.
>>150670216like like his days in carolina
Bro is gonna vindicate Ninja permanently.
>>150670117Hurt but was able to walk off the field.Now there's a rookie drafted in the 7th round filling in for him
He almost missed that kick
shoulda kept deebo just to slap doody around
HOLY FUCK PURDY SUCKS>6,995,997,774,000.00 vietnemese dong
It's NEVER been more over, hawksies family. This is going to be a 3 win season.
The 49ers special teams suck so bad. We need to just start taking the touchback on kickoffs.
>>150670288imagine thinking you could mr. third overall
>>150670288I've seen enough, put in Lock.
dammit
>>150670312beat*
Great throw Sam
>>150670317its time to lock in
What the FUCK was that?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGYOU FUCKING RETARDSWHY ARE YOU DOING TRICK PLAYS IN THIS SITUATIONARE YOU FROLICKING RETARDED?
Lol that was cheeky Ninerbros, our defense is looking decent so far.
>>150670182Except they don't. Niners are top heavy with no depth. There are lots of gaps.
Ok let's get this win and go home bros
>>150670356yes
>smith a nigga
>>150670370It's better than expected but this isn't a particularly talented Seattle offense. Hopefully the defense keeps getting better next week.
lol why
Is Seattle's coach a manlet?
>
These niggas thinking they're Boise State.
>>150670352>>150670356Macdonald is a retard.
Offence can't do shit.Again.
>>150670440You're a defense first team again. Only you don't have Marshawn Lynch and Russell Wilson now.
>>150670440>gay filename>reddit spacing
DOINK>>150670380what do you mean "go home"? you are home, our tranny, homeless, shit filled streets....are YOUR streets
Purdy can't throw accurately.
Trent Williams might be done. He'll probably hold up for this season but it's likely the last time we can count on him.
INTERCEPTED
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
another intercooption
Offensive holding is so fucking annoying.
>turdy
TWO HUNDRED SIXTY FIVE MILLION AMERICAN SMACKEROOS
Purdy bros...not like this
>brap turdy
Turdy...
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
TUUUUUUUUUUUURDYTUUUUUUUUUUUURDYTUUUUUUUUUUUURDY
I’m sorry, but that was just a really really bad pass decision
>>150670527He can, he's just getting too greedy. That play was never there but he wanted it because the offense needs a big play.
That’s trash
Wtf why did he chuck that shit
Purdy, what the fuck man.
>>150670530Even at that state, he's our only O lineman worth a damn
Grant Cohn is going to have an Epic week this week with all this nonsense.
money well spent
My ninies finna suck this season
the fuck was he thinking just get it close enough for moody to do his thing
purdy is hotter than darnold and that's all that matters
Throwing into 3 or 4 Seahawks defenders.
>134,264,640,035.00 Costa Rican Colón
i can't tell if this is a great defensive game or they're just both ass.
>>150670572It's not because he wasn't seeing the field, it was because of the Trent Williams holding call and he was feeling backed up. Instead of going out and executing the offense, he wanted to make a splash play. It's obviously bad but Purdy just needs to calm down.
>1330326057.4180877 DOGE
>only 1 (you) all threadI don't know if this semen slurping sport is for me
>>150670589Lol. Stop listening to that rage baiting moron. Same with Lombardi. Larry Krueger is at least somewhat more neutral.
I literally don't understand that Purdy throw. Like what was even the thought process there? He wasn't rushed, that wasn't even a tight spot that was like a fucking blanketed receiver.
>>150670621its ass all the way down
>>150670604is he tho?
>6 minutes left on the 4th quarter.Wtf I thought it was the 3rd
>>150670668He got paid 300 MILLION dollars and believes his own hypeHe was at his best when he was Mr Irrelevant
At least we can set aside our differences and admit both these teams are dogshit
>>150670668I just fucking explained it>>150670574>>150670625He was trying to win the game in one play. He needs to cut out the heroics and just throw it away if there's nothing there.
>>150670692This is what happens with the run game, the clock actually runs.
>>150670697i'll drink to that
>>150670692Gonna be a long bread before Baltimore and the Bills bro
>>150670704
>>150670704I'd like to insufflate methamphetamine and have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean
keep it moving
>>150670747
>>150670704>>150670747>>150670774no enough meat
There aren't any bikini espresso stands near where I live... at least that I know of
Kittle : OutJennings: OutHere we go again. Wash and repeat
>>150670774
>>150670789You are crazy. What kind of fatasses are you looking for?
>>150670795CMC is only a matter of time as well
This is game is going to end with a Purdy interception isn't it :(
>>150670792Where do you live? They're all over Western Washington.>>150670796
>>150670803moody missed FG
Please win.
>>150670792Do you live in the Pacific Northwest? That's where they all are.
>>150670796
>>150670803I think it's funnier if it ends with another missed Moody FG
Jennings is also out with a shoulder injury btw
I paid for dazn gamepass because I wanted better quality than free streams
>>150670767based haight street crackhead
>giving them the ball back with 3 minutes leftGG
>>150670789found the southerner
we lead now
>>150670814>>150670820I'm near Redmond (but I'm not a pajeet or asian, I promise)
>>150670821That's really lewd.
>>150670821Oh damn, that's a nice, enhanced east asian lady.
>>150670847wanna go to the everett applebees after this?
>>150670831>based retard with no knowledge of the city
Got fucking greedy for a third int wtf
Does Stinky Reek kinda suck?
I seriously thought that was going to be intercepted
holyfuck that choke by the corner
Seahawks fucking up a 4th and 1 AGAIN
what's the appeal of bikini barristas?
Purdy doubters, apologize right meow
>>150670847That's one of the few places that doesn't have bikini baristas, but damn, there are tons of asian hookers.fucking hell, riq, you bum.
>>150670887i'm gonna go with the tits and ass, more of an armpits guy myself though
>>150670888I apologize I'm sorry I wasn't aware of his game
>>150670847renton/maple valley is full of them
>>150670887you can get a boner on the way to the office
>>150670891hookers? tell me more. how much they charge? im so desperate im thinking about asking a single mom out at work.
>>150670888I still think he needs to settle down. That was exactly the kind of hero ball he was trying to pull off on the interception, the play was just better designed this time.
>>150670887They will give you really hot shows if you tip them just a little more than the actual drink.
>>150670888checked
>>150670863Sorry, I'm on a cut right now and already ate for the day.Also, I'm not actually a Seahawks fan, I'm a transplant. I'm just in this thread because I put the game on TV.>>150670891I'm wondering if there might be any on the way toward Bellevue, Kirkland, or like Totem Lake>>150670909Thanks, maybe next time I go to the Ikea
>>150670906why do girls love those freckles filters so much?
>>150670887gooners got get their goon juice in the morning before work.
>>150670906His game is he's midHe makes some nice throws sometimes but he also throws some boneheaded picksHe looks good when he can check it down to Kittle and McCaffery and looks washed when he has to target 3rd stringers
>>150670888ELITE
>>150670913Ask out the single mom, she'll be hella grateful. The asian hookers are gonna cost you a few bills, but they definitely keep their bodies in amazing shape.
>>150670926eurocentric beauty standards
>>150670863>meet me at applebees
>>150670906what's wrong with their noses? that's makeup making them look sunburned and piggy?
>>150670888based trips, 9er fan here so no apologies needed.
>>150670957>>150670925you dont understand I have $150 in gift cars to applebees WE HAVE TO GO
It's over.
scooches ahead for the 1st down
>>150670971I'll pull up to Applebees with you. We're gonna eat like kings on the eastside!
>>150670951>Ask out the single mom, she'll be hella grateful.Wills he though?
>>150670979Not even close, the 49ers need a touchdown here because Moody is a 50/50 field goal at best.
is scooching allowed to gain more yards?
1st and goal coming up.
>>150670979Don't underestimate my Ninies to blow this game
>>150671028If you fall over and aren't touched yeah.
>>150670951Where do you find these Eastside Asian hookers?
>the timeouts
>>150671028if they haven't been touched and it wasn't an intentional slide to go down yeah
>>150671008See
>*takes deep breath*>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>150671028Yes, as long as the player hasn't been touched by a defender, that's still a live ball.
HE'S BACK
>>150670888neverever.jpg
holy shit
JFCWhat a disgusting looking TDGo Ninies!
what a fucking catch holy shit
>>150662975If the Seahawks clearly don’t want to throw the ball at all today, why aren’t they playing Milroe? They’re not letting Darnold throw it at all today. Milroe can’t throw it but he can run.
tooooochdown
Holy shit that should have been an interceptionLet's go Purdy bros!
hahahaha how was that not picked
>>150665636BIGCOCKBROCK
gotta be the luckiest throw of the game
>>150671044There are internet forums for escorts.I want Riq Woolen shipped out of town. He made one good play this whole game and 6 or 7 bad ones.
>>150671079>seahawks lost the game>why didn't they just lose harder?are you stupid?
>play like shit all game and save your two good throws all day for the last drive Brady 2.0
MOODY DID IT
damn it
Woolen disasterclass
Plays like that are why Purdy got paid. There are like 5 QB's in the league who can do something like that.
>>150671104It wasn't lucky, it was just Tonges making the play and not Purdy.
Darnold pick incoming.
fucking awful corner defensefucking awful endzone defense
It's not over till some fat lady sings
>>150671137Purdy put it up there for his big TE to get, wtf don't u get about that.
>>150671145tell your mom to hurry it along then
>>150671134That was a play made by the receiver. He practically grabbed the ball out of the DB's hands.
Is it happening? dare to dream?
>threw it up for grabshe so brave (-_-)7
MINI DRAGON
>>150671113
Is Samnold elite?
Big Tongues!
Ninerbros...I don't feel so good
>>150671134lol Purdy just threw a pickthe linebacker just misplayed it and the backup TE saved him
SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY SAM BRADY
>>150671134throw into the corners hands and then the tight-end bails him out?
plenty of time
>>150671164receiver made a great catch, but Purdy extending the play and manipulating the rush to do it was elite. He also put the ball in a perfect spot.
wew
Dam, good pass. The 9ers coached up Sam something good.
njigba breakout alert
eagles legend bryce huff
darnold > purdy
>>150671184thishe got Purdy lucky
alrighty just need a fg to go into OT
I fucking called it.
I hate my life and I want to die
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
His hand was going forward
>>150671184>>150671190nah that was a good throw and scramble drill, takes major balls to toss that. Most QB's just throw it away, Purdy trusted his guy and he made the play.
CAN WE STOP GIVING THE BALL TO KENNETH WALKER PLEASE? FUCK
BOOOOSAAAA
NICK BOSSSAAAAAAAAAAA
>butt fumble
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>>150662975
>>150671232FUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
trade woolen
holy fuck
>>150671235>takes major balls to throw picks
>Butt fumble
Bosa!!!
No wonder the Jets got rid of your bum ass
>Darnold
That are so many reasons that game shouldn't have been that close. Jake Moody is a major one.
>game ends on a Sam Darnold turnoverHOW SURPRISINGI WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSEDIMAGINE MY SHOCK
Fair to say this was a dominant game by the 49ers defense?
At least we'll get a few years of valuable draft picks.
>>150671302wow
>My Ninies :)Holy shit what a fucking meme game. Doesn't even feel like a win desu.GG seahawks, cya Week 18
>xecucked
>>150671269You a Hawks fan? You sound upset.
As a USC alumni, that was the ending I expected to that drive.
>>150671294
Purdy saved by defensethis year's story
he can't keep getting away with it!
>>150671300Eh, the Seahawks offense isn't anything to write home about.We'll find out what the defense is made of when they play the Cardinals in 2 weeks.
>>150671326nope just laughing at someone going to bat for a mid QB like purdy
Grant Cohn massively rewriting his postgame article right now.
>>150671138>>150671220close enough
>>150671338Same, I hope Pete gives the afc west the 'pac treatment.
Well we won. I guess.
>>150671368LMAO fuck that rage baiting loser who doesn't actually know ball.
>>150671290Reminds me of the Buccs game last year where Moody missed 3 kicks and Jennings and the defense had to have the plays of their life to prevent the OT
>>150671366He isn't mid, he has broken efficiency records for a QB.
>>150671326
>>150671434crazy how shit he looked today without all those All pro players he had to break those records. funny
>>150671407Yes. That game was so weird and felt like a loss. That was the game that convinced me that we weren't going to make it to the play offs
>QBs look worse when their weapons are all dudes who have gotten far fewer reps in practiceNO WAI
>>150671477Cry more. You lost
>>150671477He didn't look shit. He had one really bad interception and that's it. He was good otherwise in a hostile environment against a very good defense.
>>150671672>seahwaks>good anythingLOLLLLLL
>>150671377harbaugh is in that division now too so that chargers vs raiders rivalry might be getting a lot of attention this season
>>150671705Their fans were hyping them up before the game lol
>>150671477Yeah, he looked like the player of the game.
How crazy is it we talking about Jake Tonges. Dude was almost out of the NFL and here he is getting clutch first downs and making game winning TD catches that he rips away from the defender. Fucking wild.
Huh?
