cam ward's receivers are selling him out holy fuck
I watch games with closed captioning on and on nbc it just said "The Bills need to be three dimensional because the Ravens have a second daughter"
REMINDER THAT THE KIWIBITCH TRIED TO TELL YOU GOFF WOULD CARRY THE LIONS OFFENSE
Cam just can't win with these cats
Chiefs are 0-1 lmao
Cam Ward cannot win with these shitters
>>150671912they'd be sick if they had AJ Brown
CREAMING SHEGLES
>>150671923The offensive line was so much worse than I expected, nobody could fucking carry that line in it's current state
Please trade for Tyreek Hill
chiefs are last place KWAB
>>150671885>Detroit
bo nix getting carried by his #1 defense yet again
Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately
>>150671885Well the lions look like shit. Ben Johnson was really the brains behind the operation. For the next 24 hours I can make this hair trigger observation. What are your week 1 hit takes
>>150671938What about a mystery box that could have anything in it, even AJ Brown?
Need to see some webms of the games to see what all the fuss is all about
>>150671932BasadoHere's hoping they go 0-16 and their qb dies getting hit by a bus.
Coach Primate
>>150671923Jared Goff is everything that Purdy haters say that Brock Purdy is.
>>150671964
APOLOGIZE
hey fren how do you feel about the performance of your team tonight
what a demoralizing drive sheeesh
MAAAIIIIIII RAMMIES :))))))))))))
>>150671932It’s over.How did you guys look today? Jeanty?
>>150671964Go check twitter or reddit
same old (L)oins
>>150671993no
Are you bros gonna be watching bills and ravens
>>150671980look, come January it won't matter how we won, just that we did
Foobaw is back
Yep. Cam Ward is confirmed to be a "street ball" quarterback.
>>150671947>Please Trade for a guy whose salary this year is 10X the amount of cap space your team has leftNo one is coming to save you, Chiefsfags
>>150671885My 49ers takeaways>CMC is still that guy when he's healthy>Purdy needs to stop with the hero ball shit, those ints were boneheaded retardation and he had the same problem last year>Ricky Pearsall is very good and will be WR1 by the end of the season unless Aiyuk makes a full recovery>defense is significantly better under Saleh outside of the safety room (Sigle will be legit with more reps though)>Moody needs to be left in Seattle and it is franchise malpractice for him to even be starting this year
4 broncos turnovers and titans didn't touch the endzone lol
>>150671961Dan Campbell really is just a retarded meathead with CTE and wetbrain.
>>150672000of course, I work mondays remotely just so I can stay up late and watch football
>>150672000Hell yeah dude. The game to definitively decide which QB is better. No excuses.
>>150671976That was the dumbest celebration I've ever seen and I would expect nothing less of the Clots. Unfortunately Hawk Tua(h) Turndaballovah couldn't score his way out of a wet paper bag.
>>150672003might root for your team if you stop posting AI slop
>>150672009His receivers can't catch for shit so I'm not ready to judge him yet.
>>150671980Feels good>>150671992Jeanty didn't look amazing, but he had a couple good runs. Smith had a nice game, not perfect but he definitely got the job done and carried the day.
>>150671885The game looks too fast for Cam Ward, he has bust written all over him.
>>150671947>>150672011What would they even trade? Patrick Mahomes? The Chiefs don't have anything anybody wants.
will stafford retire a ram or lion?srs
>>150672014>he had the same problem last yearand the year prior. He hasn't matured at all, it's unironically ogre
>>150672033draft picks and a seat at Travis' wedding
>>150671946Didn't the Lions have a Top 5 (closer to Top 3) line last year?
absolute state of cam ward kek. guy had 60 net yards on about 35 pass attempts
we won a football game in week 1
>>150672022
>>150672000yes but only because it's week 1. usually I watch every game but my team just lost in embarrassing fashion so I don't actually want to watch anymore football todayI'll just have it on on my 2nd monitor while I play Disgaea and drink brandy
>constant dunks and dunks >Running down the middle as if frank Ragnow and Kevin Zietler were still there>No deep passes>Once again Hutch has no helpSeriously what the fuck was that
>lions had a top 2 oline in the nfl last year >had the second best offense in the league after bengals >lose Ben Johnson at OC and Ragnow + Zeitler for the oline >offense is now absolute dogshit, couldn't stay on the field to save their life The Packers offense didn't even look that good, but lmao Detroit's offense is the worst it's looked since 2021.>suddenly look
>>150672002At least the cowgirls lost too. But yeah this year is going to fucking suck ass. If we don't win the division I'm not reupping my season tickets next year.
>>150672011That’s usually negotiated in trades. Sometimes the trading team finishes paying the rest of the, sometimes the team that trades for him pays 30% or something. We wouldn’t inherit the whole contract
>>150671912-3.52 fantasy points anon. he's a mega bust
>>150671885Watching RedZone today made me realize just how much better the Eagles are than almost all of these teams.
>>150672036definitely a ramthe loins fans pissed off his vile witch wife plus the sb
>>150672041Nobody wants your fucking draft picks unless you're picking high and there's a better chance of that if they don't make the trade until the offseason.
Let's not forget that Cam Ward is a bust
>>150672038Not really, there was a reason he was known as a checkdown merchant in his first two years. He unironically needs to embrace that again, I get that he gets pressured a lot but those ints were terrible
>>150672031This is maybe the most insane poster on /sp/ to me. Why does he do it? Does he think generic AI slop of winning teams is cool? Is it a test bot that someone forgot to turn off? He does it every day of the year and no one ever cares. It's fascinating.
>>150671956was about the easiest 35-3 tier prediction you'll ever see in the NFL minus that bozo being on the field
>>150671980donks look like shit other than the defense so pretty good
He fucked up the Evan Neal pick. He fucked up the Darren Waller trade. He fucked up the Saquon situation. He fucked up the Daniel Jones signing. He fucked up the Oline. He fucked up the Banks pick. He fucked up the Thibs pick. He fucked up the coordinator situation. He fucked up the TE choices. He fucked up the AT signing. He fucked my team up.
>>150672063S
>>150672033Everybody wants draft picks tard
>>150672063white rappers are cringe and deserve death, white men need to return to the garage and go back to making punk and grunge and shit
You can only reply to this post if you're not at the bottom of the AFCW>queefs need not apply
Lions fucking EXPOSED without ben Johnson. Hilarious to see
>>150672063no hate but why did this wigger resonate with so many people
>>150672045Yea, but they had the best center in the nfl (given Kelce retired the year prior) and a really good left guard.Now it's two rookies at center and guard, and they look bad.
>>150672033It's Mutthomes.
>>150672063>it's Macs death day and I didn't notice because of footballthanks faggot I'm already depressed over football now I'm going to listen to circles and cry fuck youmy GOAT
I'm not 12 what is this shit mean?
>shit team ruins a promising qbyou hate to see it
>>150671912His throws are all over the place, and he panic's when there is even the slightest pressure. major bust
>>150671969atii
>>150672084nice one mate
>>150672051>>150672053I kept asking people if the offense was all Johnson or if that was Campbell's scheme, and when I didn't get good answers I knew it was all Johnson's scheme.The Eagles when they lost Steichen lost their play caller and it was hard, but the scheme is Sirianni's so it was fine once they could get a competent playcaller. >>150672060>yourI'm not a chiefs fan, but they can trade picks to Miami so they can draft a new QB lol>>150672058The iggles just need to fix the CB2 position. It could be Adoree for all I know but he looked AWFUL.
>>150672091So wait he is really good?
>>150672036probably a ram when he wins another this year and retires in the sunset
Horses win!
I have never seen not only a auperbowl window, but even just a "good team" window slam shut as fast as it just did for the Loins
>>150672082>*responds anyway*
>>150672080Are you giving up your entire draft for the next 3 years?
>>150672049>DisgaeaI picked up the first game on steam and I want to ask when it gets good? I played a few hours and it's been super boring so far.
travis kelshit lol
The season will end with chiefs and eagles and /nfl/ will cope and seethe about it the whole way through
>>150672090idk why I just think this is fucking hilarious
>>150672066>not reallywhat about his 4 Int game against Baltimore? That was two seasons ago.
>>150672002Hang in there, bro. My toxins are still going to win the afc south and lose the first playoff game
>>150672099It's not all Ben Johnson, but it looks like Montgomery and to an extent Gibbs are massive oline babies and Detroit's run game is now atrocious.
>>150672101kek no he's shedeur sanders with a better arm. he did the patented black qb spin out of the pocket backwards into a 15 yard sack twice
>>150672090He was making fun of Tua flopping on the ground after a concussion
>>150672090buck broke dance
>>150672122it will end with the chiefs and eaglesbeing eliminated kek
>>150672101no, just look at this guy, that's all you need to know. NOT a quarterback.
>>150672082Tart should have been ejected that loss was illegitimate. If tart had been ejected the chiefs 100% would have won. It was tart who kept disrupting our plays. We would have scored that 2 point conversations if tarts fat ass hand didnt get in the waySpit on someone's jersey? Immediate ejection Palm strike someone right in the face? Minor penalty Makes no fucking sense. Everyone should go around palm striking each other nonstop since aparently the only reprecussion is a 15 yard penalty
>>150672108Don’t worry they’ll beat the bears next week and everyone will fool themselves into thinking week 1 was a fluke
Lions are the biggest flash in the pan since the Cam Newton Panthers, except no Owl appearance
>>150672063I didn't even know he was sick
>Aaron Rodgers, Justin Herbert, and Baker Mayfield at the top of QB performances so farWho saw that coming?
>>150672114You’re overestimating what Miami would be able to ask. You think this is Lamar Jackson or something. Miami just got blown out by the Colts and are clearly done with Tyreek. He’s a locker room distraction. They would totally be willing to part with him for a decent trade package and try to work towards rebuilding.Tyreek in Miami right now is the meme of the expensive car by the ghetto house. He makes no sense there
>niggles vs boys: black man lost>chargers vs queefs: white man won>colts vs lolphins: white man won>steelers vs jests: white man won>jaguars vs punthers: white man won>tardinals vs aints: black man lost>cummanders vs gnats: black man lost>buccaneers vs failcons: white man won>bengals vs browns: white man won>roiders vs cheatriots: black man won>49ers vs seahawks: white man won>broncs vs tits: white man won>puckers vs lions: black man won>rams vs toxins: white man wonSo, only 2 black QB victories today so far. Why is the league so racis'?
>>150672138That's literally just line play.
Broncos need to clean that shit up. Bix Nood still hasn't settled his nerves
>>150672122did you see the chiefs? their offense is worse than it was in the owl
>>150672148Literally anybody who has watched a single season of football
>>150672091This, but with Justin Fields
>>150672146Hey hey! Give that beck that's my lucky browns watching dildo
>>150672085Because there's too many druggie wiggers that should just go OD like he did. He made whiny wigger music that makes them feel like someone cared about them. Anyone that listened to or cared about him needs to just shut the fuck up and put the fries in the bag and stop smoking so much goddamn weed they think he's the pinnacle of music. The only respectable rap wigger is eminem and he's still shit because he got buttfucked by a feral pack of jiggaboos to get his job in the first place.
>>150672146
>>150671980The penalties were really bad. When >we weren't getting flagged, the team looked amazing. But >we kept giving up defensive stops and losing offensive drives because of it
>>150672063Nothing of value was lost
>>150672110>>150672138You two seem to misunderstand the assignment. There are 31 teams who were allowed to reply to that post. Reread that post and try again later.
>>150672155They get Rice back in week 6
Did Jeanty look as bad as his statline?
>>150672091Same problem with Herbert. I was very happy with what I saw last night but Herbert deserves better. If he had a better OL or if he had a better defense or if he had better receivers he would have gone to thr superbowl by now and won a ring or 2. If he was on the chiefs those would he his ring. If he was on the eagles last season he would have won. Hes a much better qb than hurts just in a worse situation
>>150672091It's a shame, I'm a Broncos fan but Ward looked really good
>>150672090He's making fun of vaxxies
>>150672152>niggles vs boys: black man lostwhite man won. >>150672091>promising>>150672168and they lost worthy
>>150672047I didn't watch that game, why did you guys only win by 1?
>>150672152Bo Nix spiritually lost that game
>>150672152>Black Man lost To who, Anon? TO WHO?
>>150672033>implying anybody wants mahomeshe's washed, its just waiting for everyone to accept the fact
>>150672182Who cares? It is what it is.
>>150672171No, the Raiders Oline is fucking garbage
>>150672090mutthoe did it first
name a better team in the NFCyou cant
you know what frens, i am feeling confident that my vikies will go 1-0 as well so wish me luck
>>150672014Also he didn't get much attention but I rewatched the game winning fumble and Mykel Williams was getting triple teamed on the last play, he's gonna be a problem once he finds his footing
>>150672146They need to throw bigger dildos on the field, not that whimpy shit. Huck an XL flared Chance out there while the cameras are rolling.
>>150672186WHO DID THEY LOSE TO
>>150672152russell wilson is white althoughbeitfully
o-line play is genuinely awful all around the league. Hopefully it gets better
>>150672194.
>>150672152Geno Smith is an honorary Asian
oh right the game's not for another 40 minutes...
>>150672153No its not. You cant go around palm striking mother fucker AFTER the play is over. It was a hard hit to the head. That should have been an ejection which means he wouldn't have been there to fuck up our plays so we would have won i hope they suspend that mother fucker
>>150672085diehard Mac fag here, seen him in concert in 2010, 2013, and 2015I'm an ex drug addict degenerate and the profession of his drug use in his music perfectly coincided with my experiences. started off with weed and drinking and partying, then psychedelic stage, then opiate and stimulant addiction, then getting clean and failing repeatedly. his albums were the soundtrack to my life experiences at the perfect time all those years I got my shit together but mac will always be my favorite artist. it may not appear like it on the surface but mac was an incredibly complex person and was a man of many talents across multiple genres he is the only based kike to ever exist >>150672116I just got into the first game myself. I always see to start with 1 or 5. 1 for the best story and characters and a good intro to the gameplay with less mechanics to be overwhelmed with, and 5 for pure gameplay kino. but 1s janky and I'm using cheat engine for gamespeed 3xits fun but I'm pretty much just rushing to the end now so I can play 5 with it's gameplay improvements. despite 1's issues I can tell that when refined upon in future entries it's gotta be 10/10
>>150672178>and they lost worthySure but the offense when Rice comes back will be better than the offense they beat the 49ers two super bowls ago with. The offense will be fine eventually, it will just be a rough start of the season. Their main problem is the defense, surprisingly
wow was tua pulled for being shit or because they got BTFO
are their fans chicanos like the cubs?
>>150672214Happens on every play among the linemen.
>>150672063looks jewish>early life checkyep
>>150672214>AAAAAAHHHH REFS SAVE MEfucking pathetic
>>150671961Seahawks would be 1-0 with Geno and Coach Pete
>>150672221String him up
Say his name
Will Mac Jones have a resurgence with the Colts?
>>150672230Then perhaps they should have kept both, retard
>>150672216well if his music helps you who am i to judge fren
>>150672235PUA
I accidentally inhaled cigar smoke, felt like absolute dogshit the entire day. Anyway go bucs!
>>150671961>Mahomes will return to MVP form but the chiefs will go 8-9 because of defense and refs>Detoilet will be trash without Johnson>Blo Dix was a tape baby but the defense will carry him>Jayden will be immune to sophomore slump>Jaguars will win the south without a fight (clots may disprove this)
>>150671885WINNERS OF WEEK 1:>aaron rodgers>cowboys?>baker mayfieldLOSERS OF WEEK 1:>every other QB in the NFL looked like hot dogshit>running backs in general>offensive lines
>>150672235the walking vegetable
>>150672208Ozempic induced Oline drought
>>150672148There's like only 2 other decent QBs in the league anon
I expected the lolphins to disappoint, but to know the loins were such frauds is above my expectations. I though they could, at least, fight for a division win again, not necessarily beat the Packers, but this was the biggest dissapointment of the weekend. There is nothing to be done, detoilet was never a real franchise. It didn't end, it never started.
>>150672210>Couldn't even put away the worst Cowboys team they've fielded in 20 yearsYeah, no.
>>150672217>the offense when Rice comes back will be better than the offense they beat the 49ers two super bowls ago withyea idk about that but I agree on the defense. wtf was that? I did not expect them to look that bad. They actually looked exactly like the owl where they prioritized stopping the run so much they disregarded everything else.
>>150671885i told you niggas - the lions FUCKING SUCK
>>150672263Mahomes played really well
I'm going to be honest, bros. I was not impressed with today's starters.
>>150672210the eagles suck butt the cowboys are a 6-11 team if they are lucky
>>150672194Kangz
>>150672085Everyone knows about inner city ghetto blacks, with their drug and crime issues. Its a cliche and stereotype.The rural, desolate towns filled with poverty stricken white people are cut from the same exact cloth, with the same drug and crime issues.Thats where mac miller, jellyroll, ICP and the like are loved.
>>150672263almost every teams kicker deserves being called a loser
>>150672288>the eagles suck buttwoah easy with the language there, sport
>be 'Phins CHAD >2020 draft>"this is it, we're going to draft Herbert and I'm going to be able to enjoy Marino 2.0 during the prime of my life">pick Pua instead
>>150672263>cowboys lose their superbowl>winneryea idk about that >>150672288no YOU suck
>>150672280They lost Justin Reid in the secondary and Chris Jones seems a little washed
>>150672277Don’t delude yourself. Eagles will win it again and you will be absolute ass hurt that Hurts keeps on winning.
>>150672260I've smoked half a cigar like a cigarette, stop being a bitch.
>>150672277Last year's Super Bowl champions lost to the Atlanta falcons and went wire to wire with the New Orleans saints as well as the Carolina Panthers.
Texans look like dogshit, Stroud may have had the flukiest rookie season in recent memory. Their defense is very fucking good but it doesn't matter if Stroud gets sacked every other play
Sneed had a good day today, he pretty much shut down Courtland Sutton
>>150672293mac miller was listened to by underage white girls from the suburbs, what are you talking about
Still have faith, we'll get em next week. Pride Up!
>>150672195After seeing the loins today I'm confident >we'll be 6-2 or better after week 9
>>150672283mahomes played like a running back, was missing receivers by 10 yards>"b-but his weapons!"don't care josh allen has been routinely winning with a bucket of scraps and has-beens for years now
>>150672238I’m a Raiders fan rustling jimmies ese
>>150672286give it a week or two, all of the teams need to shake the cobwebs off, happens every season
>>150672223Well it needs to stop then. You dont do that shit after the play. Light tap fine whatever. That was a hard punch to the face.
>>150672276id rather be a lionschad than brazilian desu even if we lost 60-0
>>150672263the bucs were going 3 and out for half the game
>CBS sucking off Daniel Jonesare you buying or selling first team to score on every drive since 2000. 2 rushing tuddys
>>150672322Nah he played well
My Bucsies are unstoppable :)))
>>150672293Teddy Swims is the slightly classier version of those wiggers
The Chiefs are last in the AFC West.
>>150672277both offenses clearly collapsed after the delay lol eagles would've drove down the field and opened a big lead.
>>150672317Underaged white girls from the suburbs go through all sorts of phases anon
>>150672304Don't you have a fent bender to get back to?
>>150672317he wants to pretend like he is knowledged
>>150672277easy to tell a non-ball knowerthey always sperg out about early season results
>>150672332be nice to one of your mom's boyfriends
>>150672309the NFL and college has a real problem with offensive line talent. The truth is kids just don't want to weigh 300+ lbs anymore and put their body through that level of strain. At least LBs and edge rushers are relatively athletic and lean. Edge rushers also get paid more and are household names.
Anyone get a screen grab of one of the Box Nix spergouts that happened in the first half?
>>150672336>would'veHypotheticals aren't an argument.
Josh Allen, the great white hope.
>>150672309Toxins are totally fucked this year. They may actually have the worst offensive line in a league full of terrible offensive lines. Our only hope is the ones that got hurt today get replaced by guys that are somehow competent.
>>150672326>even if we lost 60-0This will be tested very soon. Ravens will play (murder) you kitties in 2 weeks
I was with my wife wearing my Jalen Hurts jersey when a couple of firemen looked at me and my family and just smirked and laughed. I was angry but now I'm just confused.
>>150672358the great white choke
>>150672328No, the Colts are a better team than the Gnats but the Dolphins might be the worst team in the NFL
>>150672328He's much closer to being a backup than an adequate starter
Why is my stream showing americas funniest home videos hosted by Carlton BanksWhat is going on?
>>150672309He's used to being a pocketbabby. Needs to use those legs more because that oline isn't going to buy him any time.
>>150672277>worst Cowboys team they've fielded in 20 yearsI know this general is ridiculously hostile against Dallas, but this statement is just retarded.
>>150672309It was 14-9
>>150672354lolmaybe try figuring out the sport instead of deflecting, non-ball knower
getting some brewskis before the if-off next
>>150672357>Hypotheticals aren't an argument.ok well they won so there's that
>>150672322His name is Mutthomes round these parts, faggot
>>150672354I see it's your first day here
>all these zonnic commercials>just makes me crave zyns againI quit skoal/copenhagen thanks to zyns though.
Tits up!
>>150672380Go to NBC you freak
>>150672390Didn't cover. Your team is shit. We'll enjoy bouncing you in the offs.
The race of the players is irrelevant. the race of the fans is all that matters
>>150672263>winners elite Broncos defense>losersKWAB Broncos offense
>>150672339Eagles win games.
>>150672354nobody who says ball knower has anything worth saying. they just repeat the podcast consensus
Detroit sports radio gonna be lit tomorrow
>>150672179because we couldnt do anything on offense in the 2nd half but our defense actually played good
my girlfriend went “who is that” when they wwre doing the lamar jackson interviewi gave her a huge in depth backstory on lamar, his time in college, the rivalry with the bills, and even threw in some facts about his teammates but before i could finish she cut me off and said “ill be right back” and i heard her go upstairs to her room and shut the door.she just got back now and is oddly quiet and a little sweaty (?)did i do something wrong??
>>150672402Not my fault the Lions can't remove Parsons from the game with a read option scheme.
>>150672380Would you make him a sandwich?
Blo Dix is fucking trash lmao
>>150672387People like this should be given the choice of being euthanised or being forced to work in a labor camp.
Us eagle fans sure have it tough
>>150672405Broncos offense was so bad. But I will say their run game looks pretty good. Maybe the Titans just have a really good secondary? They have Sneed after all.
why cant my brownies solve the kicker problem????
>>150672393>>150672386whats life like being a black
>>150672423Yeah, I'd hate to be a filthadelphian.
The Lions aren’t getting enough guff itt imo
>>150672418A little Bo Nix checkdown will do some wonders for him.
>>150672402>gambling addict cope
>>150672414Never let your gf watch football or talk who the qb is or any player
>>150672418>retards hype up qb off-season>qb is actually shitmany such cases
oh btw I'm a commissioned photorealistic portraits, second reply gets to decide who i drap
>>150672448I’ve been saying he’s just Paxton Lynch in disguise, wearing an elderly’s man’s face
>>150672414she just demolished her clam in that 10 minutes
>>150672328>first team to score on every drive since 2000. Jesus Christ. I missed that game, wtf happened?
>>150672431I'm a white Irish Catholic from New Jersey. Now please stop posting on /sp/ and visit some websites that'll teach you about our great sport. I guarantee you'll enjoy it once you learn the basics.
whose house?
>>150672454jake haener
>>150672432Oi vey shut it down!!!
Can't decide if I want the razor cakes to win because Baltimore is the most 'iggerlicious city in the country, or if I want the shitbirds to win because the razorcakes don't deserve to be happy as a result of being a jew york team to clean sweep that entire brazilian state.
>>150672458It is like that, is it not? >>150672465tua turndaballova happened, but danny dimes played great
>the giants are the first team to go 3 straight season openers without scoring a TD since the 1940s
>>150672432>three armsSomething in the philthy water
>>150672435it's bad enough to have to live in detroit you want us to shit on them more?
>it appears as if my pure white aryan genealogy has caused some controversy amongst the brownoid /nfl/ posters
>>150672472>white>Irish
>>150672049>fatlusman of taste
>>150672465lolphins are soft
>>150672488Probably all the tranq
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat tomorrow when Day #1 of the BVRRS DYNASTY begins.
>>150672486
>>1506724881. that's probably AI2. that's a floridian
>>150672491Whose grandpa is this?
>commiefornia is a black/spic hellhole according to some>have two NFL teams with the two whitest QBs available in the marketHow so?
>>150671975more like goof was purdy before purdy
>>150672491He definitely could've been better. He needs to fucking settle down, he had the same issue last season
>>150672493I'd be seething and raging if this was 1926.
>>150672504Unironically possible seeing how Ben Johnson was responsible for all of Detroit's success at offense.
>closes your windowNothing personal
>>150672511visit LA one time and you'll understand
>>150672504BASEDASED
>>150672454Jerry Jones
>>150672491>more craters on his face than on the moon>superior genes
Chiefs, Eagles, Bills, and Ravens were all missing from the Week 1 Afternoon and Late Afternoon slots. No wonder this week feels so weird.
>>150672528lel
>>150672504I kneel....Burrschad...
>>150672472sure thing tyrone
>>150672511>pot calling the kettle blackSup, juan. Visit LA some time to understand
>6 sacksWelcome to the NFL, Cam Ward
Should I shower before the game or continue to marinate in my filth?
>>150672549He's brazilian, it'd be joao
>>150672403green bay and buffalo have the most aryan fans
>>150672511race of the players is irrelevantrace of the fans is all that mattersyou're a brown/black mongrel shithole so it's natural you object to this
>>150672554Look he’s a rookie. Give him a break.
>>150671980offense looked very rusty but the young guys on defense looked great so I'm happy about thatusually stafford picks up by november so I'm not panicking, yet
I currently predict that the Lions will suck this year, fire their OC, will suck again next year, then Campbell will be fired, Goff will be traded, and they'll draft a new QB
>>150672554>Black QBs
>>150672557Whoa I’m literally about to shower too bestie! High five
>>150672507>1. that's probably AI>probablyWow, really?
My panthers suck so hard bros
>>150672557You should be drinking until you sweat profusely, shower wont help that
>>150672557Cum in your mouth and gargle
Joe Burrow is by far the most racially pure Aryan QB in the NFL.
>>150672554>rookie on the titsthis is how it always was going to go
>>1506725355'6 beaner hands typed this post
apologize.
>>150672570Coward!
>>150672571I'll think about you while I'm showering
>>150672504I'm a die hard Packers fan, but I am honestly terrified of the Bears. It's going to be a painful 10+ years for Green Bay faithful.
>everyone who doesnt like us spics is chikaner o algomindbroken brown animal
>>150671947>Le Tyreek baby cant win without him...hahahahahhaha, that fatfuck decided to pay the Mutt 500million plus tip instead, so he has a mummy that should have retired 2 years ago as his 1 receiver.
>>150672530>>150672549Well, google says otherwise. Why are LAfags not embracing their blackness?
>>150672587>goes straight to this due to being in denialkek
>>150672557jack off as many time as you can the pheromones will inspire your fellow fans and scare your enemies
I feel bad for Panther fans, they just cant catch a break.
>>150672581Who da fuck are the Panthers
>>150672567I’m worried about the San Fran game. In fact, I’m concerned about Stafford and I hope he makes it through the season.
>>150672535t. seething sanchez
>koc says fuck off to Kurt Cucksins >everyone says they made a mistake >he immediately sucks >koc says fuck off to Scam Darnold>everyone says they made a mistake >he immediately sucks
>detoilet looks like shit >”OMGFGGGG THE PECKERS!!!!”As a Ravens fan I am not understanding the hype. The NFCN is soft and gay.. when is the last time that sorry division hoisted a Lombardi? 2010/11?
Honestly, Cam Ward is good.
>>1506726333 NFC North teams went to the playoffs last year
>>150672636yes and they deserve it
>>150672601>cant win without himHe’s won 2 rings since Tyreek left, PacoBut yeah, Tyreek is our only hope to elevate the team this season
>>150672618Suffering is just part of sports, can’t enjoy the good times if you’ve never had bad times
packers steelers super bowl anyone who knows ball knows this is the obvious conclusion
>>150672633Your suck ass team hasn't won shit in 13 years. At least we consistently get to conference games. You got to one and got embarrassed by Mutthomes.
>>150672643and all lost. Is making the playoffs an accomplishment?
>>150672633Green gay are media darlingsThe Vikings are probably winning the division, they by far improved the most this off season
>>150672633The last time AFC North won one was 2013 lol
>>150672651Some sports teams are like being born in africa with aids, and dying as a 1 year old.
>>150672631Hot take: KOC is a good headcoach. >>150672645Then make the call, because he is clearly beating his wife and kids after this humiliation today. He didn't embrace the lolphins' losing ways. He deep inside wants to win.
>>150672652Of course she agrees. She knows ball.
>>150672656He really, really likes women
>>150672435Packers fans are privileged and aren't aloud to gloat too much around losers
>>150672657>At least we consistently get to conference gamesUh what?
>>150672657so in other words you are just as bad as the team you say sucks?
>>150672566It was expected, he looked great. Broncos just have like a top 3 defense
>>150672657Rodgers consistently got to conference championship gamesLove is not Rodgers or Favre, he's extremely mid
>>150672631Hope telling Rodgers to fuck off won't come back to bite you
>>150672663>Is making the playoffs an accomplishment?Objectively, yes
>>150672657you could say the same for the AFCN but at least theyve gone to a bunch of championship games recently
>>150672656black hands wrote this post
>>150672681>just as badCompare playoff records between baltimurder and Green Bay since 2010.
BERDS
>>150672671That’s it. I’m making the call
>>150672682broncos are probably the worst opening game for a rookie qb, too many dawgs downfield
How many Black women in Cincinnati do you think schlick to Burrow?
>>150672695>pining for the days of aaron rodgerslol. lmao
we are not a good football team but we did beat the cleveland browns today
>>150672640I agree. Broncos D is just too good. I unironically think they'll beat the Rasm next week
>>150672690KOC feels better about JJ than Aaron Rodgers for only 10M, I trust his judgment.
>>150672697There is only one person that can save the Queefs from having a crap season.
>Green Gay fans getting uppity after beating the fucking lions
do refs get paid the same as jannies to clean up?
>>150672691>>150672667>>150672665again, losers. The AFC North puts your poverty league to shame. My ravens would annihilate the Detoilet lions before halftime.
>>150672699I think they forgot the Titans have Sneed. Titans secondary looks good
[Raanaan] Giants' Daboll doesn't commit to Wilson as Week 2 starter
>>150672033McDuffie, Karlaftis, Bolton
>>150672706Love will end his career with more rings than Lameme.
>>150672716Is that another dildo on the field?
>>150672623I am too but there's some shimmers of hope>niners defense is being held up entirely by bosa and warner>cmc isn't being used as much, can focus more on defending the passing gamebut yeah if the offense plays like they did today we're losing, need them to step up
>>150672708defense looked slightly better and the offense always looks like shit in week 1. this is our year
>>150672737Negatory
>>150672708Bengals didn't win. Browns commited football suicide basically. Give Joe Cool any WR that can catch a football or a kicker that can kick and it is over for the league.
>>150672737mcduffie asking price will be too high, easier to wait for an off year
>>150672414lamar jackson in her room
have you apologized yet?
The eekum bukom rookie on the bucs willbe OROTY
>>150672742and then he turns off madden
>travis hunter is goodFUCK
Who are we betting on for SnF
>>150672757>>150672589I always felt sorry for him and Saquon. Saquon because he was clearly being wasted and Jones because he never really had a chance.
>>150672705>The Cincinnati metro area (Cincinnati, OH–KY–IN Metropolitan Statistical Area) had an estimated population of around 2.27 million people in 2023>African Americans make up a large portion of the population, approximately 43%2,270,000*.43 = 976100lets say 50% of those are female i'd say you got around 500k kweens schlicking to burrow
>>150672757never doubted steichen, always knew danny had it in him
>>150672767All I know is whoever wins has the better QB. Period.
>>150672748Rams should utilize more of Corum for those run and catch plays.
>>150672757I apologize. I wasn’t aware of your game
not bad for the 1st week. if the dolphins weren't SOFT I probably would've cashed out after the early window.
0-17
>>150672767taking into account that Allen and Jackson are both absolute chokers, my bet is a tie.
>>150672762Lamar has as many mvps as playoff wins lol
gonna be a fun season for race wars and whitefights on /nfl/ lads
I’ve been all day for…
>>150672757i think Steichen was right to start Jones but they should still do some wildcat plays with Richardson taking the snap
>Playing as a RB in superstar mode on Madden 12>Yes, Madden 12. >Get drafted by the Peyton Manning Colts>He keeps audibling every time I finally get a running play>Just to get sacked or throw an incompletionForgot how much I hate this reddit faggot
Giants have no O-line and 2 QBs who do not perform well under pressure
They're still playing this song? Good Lord.
>>150672807SUuUuUNDAYYY NiIiIGGGhhTTT
>>150672788I am rooting for this
>>150672757Daniel Jones, I apologize. I spent years reading shitpost after shitpost from bootyblasted giants fans blaming their dogshit team on you. It wasn't you, it was never you. Thank you for everything
>>150672798
>>150672807correct grammar
>>150672787We'll get em next week
>>150672757Why would I apologize? I am a Danny Dimes truther from the beginning.
Stroud has been complete booty cheeks ever since he lil bro'd Caleb.
It’s week 1. Basically extended preseason. The Lions will be back better than ever
>>150672757Sorry for making fun of you. I hope you win the AFC South.
>>150672763That's a surprise? CU's Prime failure really downplayed how good he really is
>>150672858Kek
>>150672858Ben Johnson's returning?
Rams won that game
>>150672809Fun fact in both of Peyton’s post season owl runs he put up worse numbers than noteworthy game mangers including Brad Johnson and Trent dilfer he’s lucky his family is nfl Illuminati, and can protect his meme as fuck legacy and dreadful playoff history
Early prediction for this years KWABOTY?
Russ.... Just retire already. It's sad at this point.
>>150672877goof looking like the leading candidate
>>150672858>Basically extended preseasonThe preseason where Detroit had a fumble on the first drive or the preseason where a player died on the field
how mad are you at dem stillers
>>150672716Full time refs make like 250k a year, part time is still like 150k. Just enough to make it worthwhile as a profession but not nearly enough to not be able to be paid off to throw games or be untouchable if they don't.
>>150672877Dan Campbell
>>150672618Have to move on from Bryce
>>150672858My lions cope folder just grew one screenshot larger
Cam Ward > Caleb Williams by miles
There's no jews on /nfl/ right
>>150672263cont'd WINNERS>Micah Parsons>Pete Carroll >Danny Dimes>Herbertcont'd LOSERS>Dolphins, Giants>Josh McDaniels>Bo Nix>Titans receivers>49ers and Falcons special teams>Adoree Jackson>CD Lamb
>>150672877Stroud.
>>150672748>niners defense is a being held up entirely by bosa and warnerIn years before absolutely but Saleh is putting in work, Bosa made a huge play at the end but there was also tons of rookies and younger players like Sigle and Dee Winters making big plays. As a niners fan I think the defense is going to be scary this year, it's the offense that I'm much more concerned about
>>150672912me :)
>>150672898There is no way this actually happens right?They invested a decent amount into him
AFC WEST STANDINGS>Chargers 1-0>Raiders 1-0>Broncos 1-0>CHIEFS 0-1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
where is that one webm of the white boy in the super bowlyou know the one
>>150672889Ben Stillers are based, happy they won desu
>>150672916Hurts is a winner desu, he played well.
>>150672877trevor lawrence
>>150672877Tua
>>150672935Unless he starts performing quickly he looks like hot ass
>>150672877Dolphins coach
>>150672877Still Belichick
>>150672936here you go m8
>>150672912Shalom! I hate Pissrael though, and 'ikery in general. I'm basically a goy. You're right to hate us.
Bills (14-3)Patriots (9-8)Jets (6-11)Dolphins (3-14)
>Tuanigamanuolepola Donny Tagovailoa is an American professional football quarterback for the Miami Dolphins of the National Football Leaguekek is this real life
>>150672757>apologize for calling a bottom 8 QB a bottom 8 QBno
>>150671979
so how about those packers, eh?
>>150672949true, after seeing some of the dogshit QB play today, I'd say Hurts' game 1 is aging well despite the unremarkable passing numbers
>>150672788>Thielen was the panthers best WR>trade him for the equivalent of a 5th round pick
>>150672877John Morton will be burnt at the stake before the seasons end
>>150672917God I love women. Although the woman I like doesn't have tits like this at all.
>>150672981Tongue my anus tripcode tranny
When’s kickoff already?
>>150672993too young to develop them eh? right there with ya
>>150672877fins or detoilet
>>150672936LOLOLOLOL
>>150672791Looks like the chick that gave me chlamydia.
my team: based and going to the owlyour team: for transgenderssimple as
>>150672982Dak only had 188 too, the game offensively completely stopped after the delay honestly. He was 19/23 though, the 4 incompletions were 3 throw away and a drop. Nothing crazy but really effective and took what the defense gave him, which was great runs too.
I think I'll watch Hazel Moore fuck a tranny at half time. Thoughts?Go bills btw! (I need 20 points from Dalton)
>>150672395?
>>150672975>TuaNIGAmanuolepolayou can't make that up>>150672974>Jets (6-11)You clearly didn't watch they playing today. They are way better than the Patriots. Only lost by some Campbell-tier decisions and a fumble on a return.
>>150672936can someone refute this for me?
i have an announcement of the highest order and i am saving for the next thread so i ask you frens to be patient
>>150673038i think you should kill yourself
>>150672528KEK
>>150673038I regularly jack off to femboys on reddit riding horsecocks
Josh Allen sounds bored as fuck. He knows he'll never win the big one.
Josh Allen didn’t deserve his MVP
>>150673035the numbers don't reflect what's on tape for the QBs in that game. I thought Dak played fine
>>150673038Be a man and jack off to tranny on tranny
>>150673073Which church did mom pick out for him?
>>150673083I agree. Both of them played really well.
Can someone please explain why my teams HC insists on keeping this man employed???????
>>150672528Eagles won the superbowl
>>150673128Nobody cares.
>>150672735And so it begins
>>150673146I care.
Nik Bonitto is going to break Patrick Mahomes' legs
>>150673146i care
https://x.com/ckparrot/status/1964834782787047803dolphins guys seem to think tua might have had another concussion in the 2nd quarter
>>150673175>>150673182You're both nobodies.
>>150672921oh yeah I meant at the momentknowing the niners you guys are going to develop 1 or 2 5th and 6th round literal whos into pro bowl and all pro tier players on defense
>>150673186Can Tua even spell his full name anymore?
>gayvens
>transvestite tripcode faggot copy pastes a twitter link in my threadUnbelievable
>>150672877So far it’s Kelce
>>150673128Let's be real, the entire league and every fan with a soul won watching this happen
>>150672091They play the Rams next week there's still hope for Cam
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>>150673186Tua's brain is mush at this point.
I trust Jayden Daniels to be a franchise QB. I do NOT trust Adam Peters or Josh Harris to properly build a sustainable winner around him now, let alone whenever they're forced to reset the market to play Jayden. I fear he's doomed to being like Joe Burrow, ie one miraculous playoff run surrounded by years of teambuilding malpractice.
>>150672589Imagine what a phone call between Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley would be like today.
>>150671976Not sure why, but that celly pissed me off. Just some weird shit.
>>150672757I apologize! I see clearly now that the Giants organization is cursed by God.
>>150672200you'd need a real arm to put five kilos of silicone horse cock onto the field from the cheap seats
