blow gays kek edition
The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:>ChargersSan Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)>San Diego RocketsPoor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since>San Diego ClippersSterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)>San Diego MarinersFailed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol>San Diego SailsCucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)>Golden State WarriorsPlayed a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland>San Diego GullsHave dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.
the Phillies!
>>150675921so true
>>150675921Many are saying this
>>150675921truth nuke
>>150675941cute broad...got any vids of her peeing and/or pooing?
Jays
I just watched barry bonds 756th HR and when he hit his 762. the 756 was way more big of a deal than his last. you would think the last ball is more valuable. but it is actually the first of a baseball unlike any other. thoughts?
Cuba vs Puerto Rico U18 World Cup in Okinawahttps://www.youtube.com/live/2Yb685EVUcw?si=uQBxlae90sorDTUE
>>150675921excellent write up and analysis of the sports situation in san diego, thank you for this
>>150675921Poodrebros... our response?
Be nicer to my domebaby Jays
Yankees.
>>150675921wow. why do san diegans refuse to support their sports teams?
>>150675921uh oh 2poo ain't gonna like dis!
I won my fantasy baseball league today $1100 1st place prize : ) Special thanks to FA playoff pickups Jo Adell & Ian Happ Slapp!!
>>150676220what kind of hit allows kirk to reach 3rd?
>>150676292a dome blast (outfielder made a bad read)
>>150675921Imagine if this pasta was actually funny before you copied it to every nu and samefagged it to death. Kek that’d be kino!
>>150675921it's strange because both bananas games at petco were completely sold out, so clearly there is at least some demand for good baseball, or something resembling good baseball, in the city.
>>150675921Since the Padres obviously don't have a future in this city, what city makes the most sense to relocate to?
>Fuwawa shitter already ruining the thread
>>150676497boise
>>150676525What would they rename the team to?
Mariners and taco bell!
>>150676523what is fuwawa
>>150676557>no baja blast
>>150676552boise beefybitches
Who are you betting on?https://www.rotowire.com/betting/mlb/al-mvp-odds.phphttps://www.rotowire.com/betting/mlb/nl-mvp-odds.php
>>150676600I don't care for it.
>>150676557>Sauces: 0what the fuck
Why do teams with 0 rings cause so much seethe here?
>>150676616Kill all betfags.
>>150676127>every post in chat is about caribbean island politics
>>150676557>2 burritos >1 chalupa >1 taco>chips and cheese >and a water please!
>>150676645what seethe have they caused? source?
>>150676597The vtumor poster
>>150676643no ointment>>150676660yeah
>>150676674People do be shitting on the poodres and memeiners. The rest no one seems to care about cause they have no fans, at least since spammy’s untimely death. >gaysconsin :(
>>150676497San Antonio. The NL needs a team in Texas.
>>150676727>People do be shitting on the poodres and memeinerssource??????????
>>150676616don't care if $100 only nets $3 and change, shohei a the way
>>150676674see the first post from this thread and people saying the brewers are cheating the last couple threads
>>150676732The asstros can fuck back off there.
>>150676758you call that "seethe"? are you a bitch?
>>150676758they are cheating
>>150676758That post is just doyer shitters being annoying and unfunny though. That’s kind of their thing.
>>150676771imagine getting assraped by a team was dogshit in the NL
>>150676780well they've been doing it for the past couple of seasons, so yes
>>150676751>source Start here and don’t stop til you’ve read every thread https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/22056712/#22056712
>>150676645I'm surprised those teams don't have rings yet.kek
>>150675921>No mention of the San Diego FleetIt's over for that one anon who would always post their logo
>>150676870>surprised the rockies don't have a championshipIt was a miracle that they won a pennant at all
>>150676758Brewers are cheating though.
>>150676758I guess they should be allowed to cheat without anyone calling them out on it, ok
>>150676791alright, i'm imagining it...now what
>>150676814>are you a bitch?>yesok then bitch
>>150676909Matt Holliday did not touch home plate
>>150676292a triple
>>150676930now spread em
>>150676950kekini
>rain delay on the U18 match I guess God doesn't want me watching baseball tonight
>>150676981>I guess God doesn't want meyeah i feel that one brother
>>150676904That was more the league itself folding ,but I could update this copy pasta for extra shitposting potential lol.
>>150676950I think you might be seething anon
>>150677007The Devil is calling
>>150676557paying for aquafina is the most egregious thing about this. haven't had tb in a while. i won an xbox from a $5 box there once.
>>150677020Idk that you know what shitposting is
>>150676127
>>150676981delay is over
anyone else think padres are winning it all? AL has no good teams and the dodgers script is trending towards losing. and i believe they can win against phillies and brewers if it comes down to the nlcs
>>150677088I put it in my fridge for tomorrow.
pepperjack
>>150676616soto, the first mets mvp
>>150677287gouda
>>150677288If Soto hits 40/40 and wins the MVP, you'll make a lot of money.
>>15067745250/50 DH MVP has been proven a meme; Ohtani has 17 steals this season with 19 games left. He should be chemically castrated for having won the NL MVP as a DH.
>>150677198Thanks, tuned back in just in time for the final inning.
>>150677287>>150677441american
>>150677452i doubt he can get 40 steals. but seeing a rod hit 40 steals is wild
>>150677452shohei ohtani is in a world of his own!
>>150677731he's not a one way player or a two way player, he's a "no way!" player
Puerto Rico wins
>>150677634He’s at 29, he could make it but it’d be close. He gets on almost every game and almost always tries to swipe a bag. Him and Lindor.
>>150677566the weirdest part is even with 33 more steals last season, he is expected to have more runs more walks, less xbh. his team must be better this year if he is on pace for more runs than his mvp season.
>>150677243stay hydrated
>>150678076Good advice.
>>150678076subtle injection gesture. does this mean the league is still juicing
>>150678133Seattle? Prob fenty.
>>150678133......no
>>150678076>>150678163Intravenous drug use is bad for you.
>>150678133that would be psychotic
>>150678133pitchers get injected with cortisone and pain killers all the time
the mariners inject epicsauce
>>150678239Take em out to the lawl game!!!
Philadelphia "people" go five minutes without being a laughing stock challenge (impossible)
>>1506783330% chance, that cunt is a full-on antivax maga retard for sure
>>150678333>this woman that I don’t like actually embodies all the political opinions that I also don’t like!!
>dodgers win ONE game after getting walked off on a no hitter 2 outs in the 9th inning>"DAS WHAT'S RIGHT ESSE! WE DA CHAMPS, OUR SEASON BOUT TO TURN AROUND, OHTANI DA GOAT(even though he couldn't score any runs to give them a lead greater than 3 lol)! DEY NOT LIKE US, DEY NOT LIKE US, WE A FAMILY AND WE OWN DA WEST BROOOOO"
>>150678510lol this exactly what they sound like
buffalo will never be a relevant city
>>150678659why do you care?
Bills won? Nice.
>>150678724no one cares
>>150678370This!
>>150678163me on the left
Football is back, and hispanics main team (chiefs) lost!
>>150678782fuck chudtani
Houston sweptToronto wDetroit next
>>150679089all this just for the yankees to lose the wild card series to the royals or something
>>150679112Shaddup alsoran
>>150679112Yanks and Tigs are the only teams in the AL with an above .500 record on the road. ALCS confirmed.
dodgers bounced first round of the playoffs. and padres win against the phillies in 7 games against the phillies
dodgers eliminated from postseason contention on the last day by the mariners one day after they eliminate the mariners from postseason contention
>>150679112>goylels>he doesn't know
>>150679156>against the phillies in 7 games against the philliesESL-kun…
>stankees, doggie doos, mest, rangersfirst round exits>brewers, cubs, blow gays, strosNLDS chokes>philthies, tigersseries goes too long that they fall apart>sox padrestakes 6 games
>>150679193>we don't have to face Skubal >they actually don't fucking knowI'm not saying it's a sweep, but im also not not saying it's a sweep.
>>150679219Based on the nomenclature literary analysis, I've deduced that you are a Sox/Padres fan. Opinion discarded for biases.
>>150679225The Tigers are cooling down too it looks like but I can see it being 2-1 if we don't beat ourselves like usual. Not knowing that we usually have the goylel's number is crazy though. >>150679153This looks cool.
>>150679274I remember the first time I actively, unambiguously tongued the anus of a man. It was June 1994 in the Yankee Doodle Motel in Shelburne, Vermont.
>Angels in the Outfieldfirst round exist>Little Big Leaguedivisional series choke>Field of Dreamscan't squeeze it>the 'lotchampions
>>150676117Both 756 and 762 are important, for the reasons you state. I'd say they're equally significant, but others might have a preference for one over the other.Had Bonds' final HR been a numerically interesting one, e.g. 800 (which Bonds could have easily reached if pitchers actually pitched to him instead of giving up the intentional walk), perhaps the final one would be seen as most important.Regardless, Bonds was the best hitter any of us will ever see.
>>150679302holy based
>>150679302>>the ‘lot
>>150679303>if pitchers actually pitched to himBut enough about Judge
the cubs have comfortably been in the postseason picture all season yet nobody thinks they're getting anywhere or even talks about their odds, what happened there?
games should go later on Sundays just so you guys behave yourselves for longer
>>150679346they're the backup team for chicanos after the doyers and poodres so they can't shill for them yet or be caught in a firefight
>>150679346All teams that support homosexuality are being punished by St. Michael.
>>150679348they should start later so people have time to go to their morning church service and get brunch before the game
>>150679371thats an even better reason really
jomboy and jake
All that surrounds youSo perfectly blueBlow a wish, trueSo perfectly blue
doesnt matter if you delete, the report still goes through and you still get banned and perma/rangebanned if you keep doing it :)
kek chiktranner's bat signal
That’s why we hide your posts and continue posting about baseball RETARD LMAO
>my enemies are still spamming fake dox and getting themselves bannedkek
>he thinks he has real enemies >on the internet>on a mongolian wood bat carving forum this nigga dumb as hell
>I run a business
I think the mariners SUCK!
no… NO!!
baseball
i have no enemies in /mlb/ even though some of you choose to be mean to me sometimes or make fun or my team a lot but /mlb/ is for frens, but it's full of a whole lot of retardation. soon it's going to be offseason blog posting and you're all going to be itching for september baseball in a few months so be grateful for what you have, you fucking idiots jfc
chikaner seething from his "enemies" kek
Phillies Karen got owned. The family got an RV (Camping world CEO gift) and world series tickets + a VIP experience with the Phillies. Dope
>>150679667It was all staged. You got worked.
>>150679674>got worked>workedwhat's this niggerspeakreeks of /heem/
>>150679640based and fren pilled
>>150678358Absolute delusion.
>>150679640kinda based, ngl. good luck to you and your team.
>>150679690extremely low iq moment
>>150679731feeling attacked because your hispanic culture is mixed more and more with black culture every year?
>>150676955just watched a clip of that play and that's a wild call from the ump, he was right there kek
>>150679640I'm a girl though
>>150679667>world series ticketsdo they still count when the Phillies don't make the World Series?
Chikaner gettin worked by the baybaw frens kekini
>>150679883I've finally got my guitar calluses back :)
>>150679897Nice! Make sure to practice once a day!
>>150679930I think coming up with one melody or chord progression would be even better :)
Which players make you take a hissy fit?
dey not like us
>>150679997Anthony Recker
>>150679640lovely post frenfeel free to come over to /cric/ in dec/jan, we've got some big big games of cricket on (starting at 6pm PT every day)
>>150680045>dodgers fans rally around a song calling out a pedophilethrowing stones inside glass houses with that one
>>150680058sorry bro but no. i'm sure you'll understand.
>>150680172but why?
Doyer stadium is an absolute shithole
>>150680181just ain't for me bud.
>>150680058You must have a heart of gold>>150680172And you got ass of goo
ジャッジ、大谷、ソト打者としてだけ見るならこの3人は他の選手達とは格が違うジャッジ大谷はそろそろ衰えるだろうから、すぐにソト一強時代が来るぞmetsfanはこれからソトでオナニー沢山出来る
>>150680810based and Sotopilled
dodgers world series win soon
>>150681049lol no
>St. Louis 4, San Francisco 3And that's a Redbird winner!
GM I might have drank to much yesterday
>>150681139>AI sloppapathetic
>>150681190drew a blank on rare White Sox first basemen, don't know much about them>>150681581gm
gm to everyone but blow gays fans>blow gays kek
>9:40 PM EST
>>150681900Just dont live on the east coast
>>150681878still 2 gb, sissy
I had the best baseball experience at a Bananaball game at Petco Park than any Padre game I have ever been to.
>>150681878rude :(
>>150681900The Sox game starts at 10:05pm. On a Monday.
>>150681941Then there is no point for you to ever post here again right?
>>150681930>>150681954Ya'll mad as hell.
gm mariners nation, widespread rain is finally here to work on all this smoke and the redbirds are in town for some baseball games so let's hope those bats have stayed hot
>>150681941what will the Padres new name be when they get absorbed into Banana ball?
>>150681900>9:05 AM PST
central chads have the best time zone, I never knew how good I had it..
>>150681941the Padres dont just live rent free, I think you're actually pay them
>>150681930>it used to be 6
Dodgers first team in the history of baseball to choke a no hitter on the last out and then lose KEK
>>150682123they really did that didnt they kek
>>150682123Why did Roberts kept Treinen in for so long?
>>150682123Did the O’s sweep?
>>150682123How does a bullpen go from nails to dumpster fire in a single season?
>>150682078But it's true. Pic related is from over the weekend. They even filled the upperdeck which regular season Padre games fail to do.
The Dodgers wouldn't even be contenders if they were in the AL East. We are the toughest division in baseball.
>>150682157You dont go to Padres games. I doubt you even leave your mom's garage Fuwawa
Fagwawa and Mocucko kek
>>150682262Kek
why are you crazy
>>150682262Wtf did I do?
>>150682296all I wanted was a pepsi
>>150682262kwabini
doggie doos kek
>>150682304lel
>>150682327Kek, it's kinoshita!
Doggie doos thought they were gonna repeat.So that's 1 ring in 40 years huh
>>1506823482
>>150682355>mickey mouse covid ring
hidden mickey!
>>150682355Oh no ya dont!
>>150682355>Mickey mouse clubhouse decoder ringKEK
>>150682355Mickey doo em!
>>150682304You catch alot of flak because of the Fuwawa poster
Mickey doo em kek
>>150681995game respect game
mickeydoos kek
>>150682512why is he presenting his butthole like that?
>AL home run record
>>150682553faggot mike
Looking forward to converting El Nino Caca, Machimpo, and all the Poodrepacos into Vtuber nerds in 2026. It's all part of the plan.
kys
>>150675921I will never agree with a post that paints Dean Spanos in anything beyond a negative light.
>>150682614>>150682628Crazy how the Doyers attract so many pedophiles. Is it just an LA thing?
>>150682638Yeah that post is from this vtumor shitposter>>150682614
>>150682638Yet the almighty Dean Spanos and the Chargers is going to win a Super Bowl this season. I'm a Cowboys fan, but rooting for the Chargers to finally win the big one so he can shit on San Diego some more for being a shitty sports city.
>>150682382>>150682419>>150682425>>150682436>>150682438>>150682501>>150682530why didnt your team win it then
>>150679667imagine a karen steals your ball and your reward is, as a phillies fan, to watch the mets win the world series in person
>>150682820When you think about it the other 29 teams all won the 2020 World Series in alternate dimensions where Covid never happened, and the dodgers got the only fraud ring in this dimension lmaoooo. Fucking idiots.
>>150682820No one cared about a mickey doo ring
>I'm a Cowboys fan
>>150682809>I'm a Cowboys fanBased rang enjoyer.
>>150682836It really do be like that kek
>>150682809That's just being spiteful. What did San Diego ever do to you lol?
Sports in the south should cap out at high schrool football.>m-muh SECSoon to be a thing of the past thanks to NIL.
>>150682809>believing the Chargers will ever win a Superbowl lmao typical Doyer/Cowshits fan delusion
>>150682907I fucking love science!
i HATE the yankees
>>150682891How dem Jests?
>>150683078who?
>>150682809>I'm a Cowboys fan
>>150683078They lost. Yankees won.
>>150682809>cowboy/ dodgers fan I know you hear this every day but I would like you to actually kys this time.
>>150683152that's really inappropriate to post during breakfast hours
>>150683179stay in /nfl/ where your AI slop belongs, please
new york new york sports fans>mets>giants>knicks>rangersnew jersey new york sports fans>yankees>jets>nets>devils/islanders
>>150683216What do you call me?>yankees>buccaneers>devils>ac milan
>>150683232>what do you call me?Retarded
>>150683199That's some other guy, ironically. Trill Warren o algo. Jack Flaherty revenge game on Wednesday.
>>150682809Why would that shit on San Diego? There are still fans here and the ones that aren't stopped hatewatching them years ago. Also the Chokers are never ever going to win a SB. Literally the Clippers of the NFL kek
>>150683238Not wrong.
>>150683261>There are still fans here and the ones that aren't stopped hatewatching them years ago.Where in San Diego? All I see are Niners, Rams, and whatever team the military dudes are from.
mlb network victim-blaming scherzer right now im boilin
blow gays kek
>>150679883who's more unhinged, bearieposter or chikaner's enemies?
Which player broke the gender barrier?
>>150683453that recker lady
being a fan of a team that relocated from another city is like being a stepfather, you're a cuckoldthey will always have another city's history inside of them
>>150683453jaxsyn holy gay
>>150683484NOT MY GLORYHOLES NOOOO
>>150683476wouldnt know anything about that
>>150683423This
>>150683484nepotwink jackson holiday
>>150683476You'd know a lot about that
Gawd I could go for apoundin
Fuck his azz boh
>>150683530Please, fuck. My ass?
>>150683256>salsas away
>>150683571Domo azzofucko mr. roboto
>>150683466Explain.
>>150683466>>150683615What about Recker throws men into confusion?
>Just read an article about CC Sabathia defending Volpe.Is volpe the most defended player of all time? I can't really think of anyone else.
>>150683311I've seen them around, but yeah Spanos really burnt a bridge.
Hey Jints 8 hours and 45 minutes till my sneks kick your butt
>>150683671He had a point
>>150683671Someone with more MS Paint talent than me should take the Orb of Confusion from SpongeBob and put Reckers *redacted* on it
>>150683671Mind's eye this bad horse:Recker's full on BUTT CHEAKS
>Manfred ends baseball on Sunday at 1pm>Manfred waits to start baseball on Monday until 3pm
>>150684117those times sound wrong, i don't think you're from baseball country
>>150682809I like you Fuwawa. You make all the poodrepacos seethe.
>>150683907“Reckers redacted” what?
>plastic k-pop sluts by geminikwab
>>150684138You don't know ball!
>>150684176sneed
>washington (the state)
I hit homers when my team is up by 12 runs in the 9th
>>150684271Ohtani?
>>150684294big juicer
>>150684157Dragovich... Kravchenko... Recker... these 'men' must die
>>150682809Nah dog, he fired Marty Schottenheimer after 14-2, fuck him.I don't even LIKE most Californian teams, but I hate seeing fanbases/people maligned like that.
>>150683182It's funny, one of my coworker/buddies is a Dodger/Cowboy/Laker fan.And he can't hear me tell him anything because he's deaf lmao.
We are over 3/5ths of the way to nu…tho.
>>150684409Marty was fired for not having full disciplinary control of the team. Same with Schildt, he does not have control of the team hence the mediocre performance they are in right now. The Padres fired Jayce Tingler for the same reason.
>>150684521The cited reason has mostly to do with letting coaches underneath him actually try to grow their careers.https://www.espn.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=clayton_john&id=2763623
This is /mlb/.
>>150676058unfathomably based
Kek Square Munchy
>>150684724He's FAT!
>>150684724we love max munchy here
>>150677288god the mets are so fucking cringe
>>150684521Yeah and they replaced him with a milquetoast nigga like Norv. Spanos doesn't give about the Chargers or the city they're in. All he cares about is milking as much money as he can like a parasite
>>150678333>>150678358it's a toss up, all i know is she's from fucking philly probably a retard. i have friends that started buying houses there because they're cheap but holy junkies and niggers. the husband said>lot of new yorkers coming down to buy>i'd rather rent for ever in nyc than own heremaybe not the nicest thing i've ever said
>>150678782love trump, but i'm tired of ohtani. they dick ride him so much in the media i'm tired of hearing about this jap
>>150684861Same, Schwarber is having a more impressive year.
>>150684861>love trumpopinion discarded
>>150684909*deports your ballclub*And now?
>>150684905ohtani didn't even do shit for us in the world series. if anything the broadcasters should be sucking off freddie freeman i don't get it. Haven't been following the Phillies but good for you guys if you are a fan
>>150684521Maybe you should care about your own team
>>150684969>Freddie is the key to all of this. He's a better ballplayer than we've had before.But seriously Ohtani is a stat padder and is basically the Dak of baseball (other than actually winning)I don't know much about Schwarber but he gaped my M's and seems to be carrying the Phils in a way Ohtani isn't.
>>150684920you still love a pedo and now you don't have baseball
>>150685155wtf, why would he deport my ballclub?
lotta brown tranime pedophiles on /mlb/ today
>>150685337Me on the left
Dead genny
the yankees are cheaters
>>150685945Manfred will answer for this.
>>150686002true
>Phillies place Trea Turner and Alec Bohm on DLthey are cooked
>>150685945What this general needs is more Recker discussion and pics.
american cheese
id be so fat if i lived in wisconsin
>>150684905how is trea turner not way better. stop shilling the wrong player
>>150686205May as well be plastic.
>>150685040schwarbs is a way bigger low leverage merchant than ohtani. the judge of the nl
>>150686002Seething. Also, 27.
>>150686238but enough about assless korean girls
A Dodger will be DFA'd in the coming two days as they make room for Tommy Edman.
Soto will finish the season better than Schwarber.
>>150686246Schwarber has actually hit when it counts
Juan Shitto? The 765,000,000 man with zero deferrals? The glorified DH in the outfield? Yea, he better fucking finish better than a guy six years his senior.
>>150686217It's not my fault he's not famous like harper or DARSH.
>>150686675Mets > DodgersCubs > PadresRed Sox > YankeesAstros > Rangers >implying the Mariners aren't missing the playoffsBrewers > CubsPhillies > MetsAstros > TigersBlue Jays > YankeesPhillies > BrewersBlue Jays > Astros1993 rematch incoming...
>>150686675>implying the doyers will win the NL westlol
>>150686501name one time
>>150686758k i n o
>>150686501>Schwarber WPA: 2.64>Schwarber Clutch: -1.04>Ohtani WPA: 5.28>Ohtani Clutch: 0.21
>>1506868772015, 2022 playoffs
>>150686267I hope it's Ohtani
>>150686877>>150687540His 2023 postseason numbers were also good
Good afternoon, Chadres nation, I have no expectations for today because it's a post Coors home game. If we win, we're back, if we lose, we'll just win tomorrow!
>>150684861honestly, it's pretty impressive that literally like 50% of ohtani haters i've seen on x are magatards
>>150686877>>150686246He's slashing a .237/.367/.906 with 21 home runs in the postseason lol
>>150687729>>150687642>>150687540
>>150687702I'm just glad he's out of the al west!
You wont like Ohtani when he gets angry.
>>150687666I think we'll win
>>150687601Send Ohtani to AA
Lets go Jo. AL Player of the Week. My man is going to have a 40 homer/100 RBI season after everyone was ready to give up on him. What a turn around.
>>150688028send him to vegas and it's over
>>150688186Dodgers AA is in Oklahoma
>>150688203okay
>>150688186this might be funny if it actually looked like Vegas
>the Mets' final stretch is literally "PTSD"the ultimate >MEST is approaching
>>150688252poor ai chan
I’ve been hearing stories all my life about Robert Clemente nailing people at the plate from RF, but Forbes Field’s right field foul pole was only 300 feet away? Certified fraud.
>>150688277lmao
>jake at shortstop literally worked yesterday just fine and allowed us to have all our best hitters in the lineup>back to Iglesias starting and O'hearn sittingwhy is shildt like this
>>150688277WCM meaning Wild Card Mets. We all know what happens next
>>150688277kek
>>150688466Jake as pitcher when?
>>150688466>gachaslopare you brown or yellow
>>150688511>brown or yellowdoes that even matter?
>>150688579I can confirm this.
>Its gacha slop where u click on screen and see anime butt shake. Only infidels play that gamekek
Ngh...
>>150688579who cares what /v/ thinks?
Yelich is back for the Brewers and they are allowed to cheat for this series.
>>150687540>2015 playoffs Mets swept them in the CS kek
>>150688875Yet the cubyals won the world series
>>150688925Turns out our ass was in the jackpot too :(
KEK nikkemexicans exposed by /v/
>Ryan Bliss tore his right meniscus over the weekend during his rehab assignment in Tacoma. He had surgery today and will miss the remainder of the season.this poor kid, I hope he's healthy for spring training because he's got to earn a roster spot again.
>Dad and Son who surrendered the home run ball named Andrew and Lincoln Feltwell Bet they Felt pretty Unwell after that whole ordeal!
>>150689023You can't carlospost your own greentext.
no...NO!!!
>dodgers will be eliminated in the wildcard round
>>150689219>>dodgers will be eliminated in the wildcard roundPepe chad out from left field!
>>150689237pepe chad is herewho wants a rare
Philliesbros... not like this
>>150689268philthy kek!!11
>>150689268
I’m glad football is on now so I can’t be tormented by this mediocre Mets team day after day
>>150689268Jordan Romano status?
LEGO METS
my power is gonna go out and i'll miss mnf and mariners....
>>150689328>mets have swept the phillies in NYC>phillies have swept the mets in phillyweird trend
new seoul mets
>>150689340That pic makes me want a switch 2 for some reason
>>150689347phillies only won 2/3 at home last series
>>150689373oh shit you're right, idk why I thought they swept.
>>150689364it makes me want to get my ass fucked
>>150689390Phillybro…
>>150689389
>>150689390Chop on, brotha!
>>150689219>thinking the dodgers will even make the post season at this pointthis "we are inevitable" thinking is the reason the dodgers have been playing at a sub .500 rate for the last 3 months
why did Soto stop that silly meme slide thing?
Philliesisters i do NOT feel good with this man on the mound
Umpcucks starting early.
>>150689469the doyerpacos had no problem winning a billion games before ohtani joined them. What happened?
Harper seems like kind of a cunt at first base
it's all part of the plan bro dodgers are just lulling everyone into a false sense of security for entertainment purposes
>>150689575he's actually really good at it but still does everything really robotic.
>>150689539they lose for entertainment purposes
it's up!
>harper leading offwtf
>>150689611>still no smith:(>muncy back:)
>>150689611munchybros.... we are so back
What would he be doing if he didn't become a baseball player?
>>150689638swimming
>>150689638Gambler
>>150689638Ever heard of a lil place called Nanking?
>>150689638in debt from gambling on sports
>>150689649>>150689702
Steve Carlton mentioned. Zoomer pitchers could never.
I could go for apoundin
>>150689611no one cares doyerpaco
chop on, brutha
>>150689611everyone cares dodgerchad
>Mullins up to kill the 2 out rally
David Stearns fucking killed this team man I can’t believe he fucking whiffed on every single acquisitions this past off-season and trade deadline
holy shit did Bader actually get his foot over the glove?
>>150689826Nah he was clearly out, his whole leg moved lol. Idk how the ump missed that.
>>150689845kek I actually thought for a second he pulled that offalso love the smol bawl
ITFCB
Cubs win!!!!
Sosa is such a great fucking ball player
McLean is hanging that slider and he’s gotta stop before Harper and Schwarber get back up.
>>150689605Julio has really shot up the list.
Mets fan Frank the Tank in a swimming pool shirtless with titties lapping. https://x.com/MattPiperJenks/status/1965177453812543505
>>150689611>Muncy backa reason to continue living...
>>150689906how can you be so fat and so frail at the same time
>back 2 back McDonald’s commercials America is back in a big way
Philthies clearly pushing the walls back for Mets turn at bat.
>>150689926fuck yeah
Way to keep it fair Petey! Your national league leader in doubles btw.
faggie bears kek
>>150689992pete did it his way
>>150689923being fat implies you're frail though
Nimmo you fucking BUM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?!
>>150689997no...NO!!!
That was a fucking MEATBALL that Harper just missed phew
>>150689905maybe an injury he didn't want to tell anybody about?
schwarber just missed that damn
Who is the greatest fucking baseball player?
>>150690069I don't want to say it because you're gonna get upsetokay it's Ohtani
>>150690069I was a pretty good gape to gap hitter
damn great play
nice play
>>150690069Anthony freakin' Recker.....'nuff said!
Thank you Brett Baty my greatest ally
>>150690069vladdy
are cubs fans ready to lose to the vikings tonight?
>>150690069Barry Bonds*
>>150690063He's always better in the second half.
>>150690069Bobson Dugnutt
kek
can we get a muncy nu
Which players always have a solid bottom half?
>>150690236no, we cannot.
>>150690239
>>150690242why not
KEK CHICAGO MORE LIKE CHICANOBROWN AND BLACK ANIMALS IN OUR LANDSWE WILL TEACH YOU YOUR PLACE
>>150690273it’s bad for you
>>150690273because
>>150690277kino incoming
>>150690223me when Shildt makes a good lineup and raises my hopes only to go back to the shitty one the day after
>>150690069Ichiro!
>>150690281You're killing me, Smalls!
>>150689673i mean he propably could solo hundreds of changs but he didn't ask what would he do if it's 1930s
Metsbros why do I never see anyone criticize David Stearns when he objectively screwed up this deadline and off-season and the fact that he didn’t even draft any of the young pitchers he called up to try and save the season?
KILLTHEMALL
Monday Night Football is about to start
>>150690314
>>150690300I criticize stearns for not bringing Bader back or getting him at the deadline. I can’t blame him for who his predecessor drafted before we see who he has drafted make it to the majors, and it’s not his fault fucking Helsley sucks all of a sudden. I was excited about him coming to New York initially.
>>150690300what do you mean shitting on stearns is its own organized sport.
my phillies doin a lil sumthin:)
>>150690330>spic mad his race cannot into football
>>150690236I just realized the muncy thread finally got archived. Is muncyposter officially dead?
Nice bunt RETARD
Mullins sucks so fucking much
I hate niggers
why are americans incapable to be offensive without being dumb?
>>150690300i've been calling him a cheap jew all season
Where is @nutho?
>>150690419Can’t bake rn the nu oven broke :(
damn he's out
nu>>150690473>>150690473
>mets are literally owned by a kikeLMAO
>>150690009>being fat implies you're frail thoughdoes this look frail to you?
>>150676058
