>>150685258
Kelce isn't as fat as he was last year. He's not prime Kelce, but he's better than last year.
Ay Paisano
>1-0>1-0>1-0>0-1
>UMMMMM that never happened Caleb never walked away from coaches he's not a disrespectful shit skinned mutt. Kill yourself please also I'm not Jewish
Chicago has the best tailgate cuisine prove me wrong
UH OH POO POO>>150676498>>150677834
My shonks help me deal with the stress
>>150685319I live in Chicago and have never seen this slop
>>150685319I lived in Chimpcongo for 4 years and I miss the food the most. I’d murder a nigga for some Portillo’s right now
how we feeling about the season, cowchads?
>150685314Soooo no (credible) source? I accept your concession
Cam Ward needs more helpI watched clips of yesterdays game, and holy shit the Titans offense was so dogshit. Ward unironically looked good given the circumstances. I saw a play where Ward had to dirt a screen pass because NOBODY TURNED AROUND TO LOOK. I couldn't believe it. Plus, I think 5 different Broncos got a sack. That's a sign of a dogshit o lineThe fact that Ward wasn't 5/28 with 3 INTs is a good sign
Anyone have any stats on percentages of jews in the NFL?
>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefshttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.
every time the bills win im gonna blast to hailee
>>150685361no refunds
>Soooo no (credible) source? I accept your concession
>>150685340BasedFuck that one retard saying mods ban for all slurs and not just kike AlonsoDarn autocorrevt!
>>150685368What's crazy is this doesn't even include the countless cases of uncalled holdings, false starts, OPI, DPI, and unsportsmanlike they get away with
>150685399That's what I thought Open wide, I'm gonna piss in your mouth, little bitch
Tua Shit-for-brains
why does he suck so much? At least Jameis makes a team explosive
unpopular opinion: I'd prefer my team sucks complete ass and can barely win 2 games instead of them constantly being in the 7-10 win range
>>150685357All in, but more deep this time
>>150685406How did Jamal satisfy your wife last night, Goldstein?In the ass mouth or vajeen? All 3?AnywaysFootball:)
>>150685340Extremely BasedJalen Hurts is still a white qb though
>>150685434because he's not a pocket passer instead relying on his mobility but now he's older and slower
Niggers are being silly about Josh Allen being a better QB than Lamar Jackson.
>>150685434Russ is a fucking weird topic to cover. He was the Mahomes of the early 2010's and crashed and burned so fast
I watched a Caleb Williams interview and he said he's closer to the end of his football career than the start since he started when he was 4
>>150685434>why does he suck so much? He doesn't, stop overreacting like media faggots>At least Jameis makes a team explosiveNo one was getting an explosive in that game. Nabers was getting blanketed by Lattimore & Sanristil. And without Andrew Thomas, there was constant pressure in the backfield
>>150685451>>>reddit.com/r/cuckedbyhomelessHaitians
>>150685357Hey, at least we have something in common this year and both our teams are ass.
Is Bahamasfag still around, or did he finally rope?
>ummmm ACKSHUALLY not going for it on 4th and 3 and punting the ball to an MVP is a GOOD thing Keklmao i really can't wait for this retard to be fired. Maybe Monken will be promoted to HC? Wouldn't mind seeing how he does
>>150685362The last notable one was Edelman. There's been a few.
>>150685470>>150685473KEK >BASEDALERT
>>150685258Russell Wilson isn't black
>>150685441that's a bad opinion. To consistently suck year in and year out in the nfl means your whole organization blows. Being mediocre over a timespan means you had a real shot some years and perhaps just got unlucky. There is hope there whereas there is none when completely sucking ass
Blacks really hate white people, why do we let them live around us?
Heres your 2025 Owl bro
>>150685441This is a big step up from where the Saints used to be
>>150685441bills havent been mediocre since allen's rookie season, so including 1999-2018 makes no sense
>>150685362There's usually one or two. Middle class SoCal suburbs and big guys from the Upper Midwest are both big social groups that feed into the NFL.
>>150685523>he says on one of the most racist websites that whines about black people nonstop unprompted
>>150685406I've been in a psych ward several times in my life, there's only a handful of posters here that need therapy and drugs and just saying gamer words and being funny doesn't warrant that. You're a faggot in the southpark definition. Have a take on football or do a flip off a bridge. Steelers are gonna go 10-7 and make it to the superb owl
>>150685496Brady could make an overweight sheboon a notable receiverJudentime over go back to the Jared's backroom subby mchuman
>>150685542>amerimutts stole all of their inventions?
Steelers are frauds
>we lost because of Wink, he sucks!>we lost because of Roman, he sucks!>we lost because of Monken, he sucks!>we lost because of Andrews, he sucks!>we lost because of Harbaugh, he sucks!You are here>we lost because of [insert white player/coach/executive here], he sucks!It's the same thing every time. Lamar, who had a meh game, will never get any blame. Henry, who lost a key fumble, will never get any blame. The 100% black defense, who gave up 41 points to a team without even a WR2, will never get any blame. It's hilarious. Fuck the Ravens
>>150685459Lameme choked the entire game away thobeit
reminder: bills got lucky last night >>150685311
>>1506855564chan racism is for fun.
>>150685562incredibly basado>Jared's backroomkek
>>150685523because you're a cucked race
>>150685542>Ummmm I'm not going to post that and hurt people's feelings. We have to respect our fellow football philosophers
>>150685542Lots of Raiders and Buccaneers and other privateers from South Asia through various eras especially before the 17th century, Mughals were big on it before Britain took their place.
>>150685588>lamar was crampingI didn't know Lamar Jackson was a woman
>>150685496>EdelmanHe literally just decided to be Jewish one day
>>150685588bad excuse, even high school athletes know how to prevent cramps. lameme is a pro, he needs to act like one
>>150685562No he couldn't, Brady doesn't throw to 'iggers. Randy Moss doesn't count since he's literally whiter than Brady.
>>150685592>giving a butthurt raven's nigger (You)s
>>150685623Josh Allen presence got that man bussy feelin' SOREGot him feelin' PECULIARGot him in that MOODLamar was out there THUGULATING
>>150685588just hand the ball off to henry? its not hard. just tell him to hold the ball this time kek
>>150685588>>150685623>>150685632>*does nothing but handoffs & screens for 90% of the game*>*gets cramps*>in sub 80 degree weather at nightKWAB
>>150685637>Brady doesn't do X thing>Except when he did X thingUhh, ok
Trash Allen isn't ever winning shit
I love how quiet all the Josh Allen haters are now
>>150685481i genuinely don't understand why they didn't just give the ball to henry and hope for the best at that point
>>150684880I use yardbarker for news without bloated BS, should be linked in OPs from now on to replace roto
rate ben johnson's play call from middle school
we used to eat bananas to prevent cramping. someone should have thrown one to lamar
Is there a more fraudulent piece of trash than Josh Allen?
>>150685588>I was crampingThis excuse didn't work for Paul Pierce, and it didn't work for LeBron, and it won't work here, either.
>>150685629He's got some of their blood in him it's just been diluted. As is the case with most athletes that are matrilleneally hebraic.
>>150685583Almost as funny as believing Josh carried that game when Harbs handed him the ball 3 times in a row
Josh Allen existing upsets black 'people'.
>>150685664>sub 80 degree weathercramps are caused by dehydration you dumb fuck
Apologize.
>Nick Wright blaming Chris Jones for the loss to the Chargers KWAB
Bills won
>>150685711I always said he was a good coach. I think he's the only Belichick disciple that actually panned out.
>>150685712That's the cope he came up with after an entire weekend?
>>150685665Randy Moss is literally whiter than you, Sancho. He's whiter than almost all white people. 'Iggers don't own NASCAR teams and spend most of their free time fishing.
>MUH BUSSY IS CRAMPINGReally, Lameme?
For me it's legendary 49ers tight end Jake Tongueass
>>150685703>cramps are caused by dehydration you dumb fuckdoes the outside temperature affect that at all?
>>150685688Pickle juice helps more faster. Not as funny though.
>still no rang3banKWAJBHaven't needed a VM to post in a while feelsgoodmanfootball:)Captcha: TKD88
>>150685319They looks like straight trash
>>150685728He said "Chris Jones deprived Patrick Mahomes of an all time comeback" so yea essentially putting the blame on Jones while not putting any blame for the Ravens loss on Jaire Alexander or any Ravens defensive player kek the classic Hebrew merchant mindset
>>150685747Tom Rathman.
>>150685691Nope. Funny watching all the Billsissies complaining in the first take comments. Sorry your QB doesn’t get flowers for shitting on poverty defenses.
>>150685664Lamar is always freezing his ass off in like 60 degree weather. Southern boy can't handle a tiny bit of wind chill
>>150685760You hold the keys to this board now big bro
>>150685760When did /nfl/ get so goddam based?
>>150685775>first take
>>150685801With no (jewjanny) survivors my based fren
>losing in week 1name a worse feel when you've waited all offseason
>>150685778You're gone. Three days in the hole!
Vikings winning tonight>>150685778he was undercover bro
>>150685832Going 0-2, like the Queefs are about to do
>>150685760>TKD88
I still don't see Josh Allen or Lamar taking their team to the Super Bowl this season. I'll believe it when I see it with my own two eyes.
Is there a lack of Mahomes posters or is it just that I have it filtered?
I have black fatigue probably not gonna watch a lot this year…
>>150685832I already knew my team was gonna be shit.
>>150685865They're taking a break. Keep yourself behaved, lest you join them.
>>150685860Allen obviously not. If the Ravens make adjustments and blow out the Chiefs with no survivors then maybe.
>>150685832getting btfo in the playoffs as a heavy favorite
>So do you actually have any evidence of this shit?
Your mod two-inch tugger has arrived bitchknees! But he can't save you from meFootball :)Captcha: JUBOTY
>>150685853Bye ;^)
>>150685832me in the frontanon in the back laughing at me after his team btfo's mine
fellow KC bros, do you want to meet up?
>yea bro, the 260 pound running back is still improving in the second decade of his nfl career because he works hard in the gym and only eats chicken breast and broccoli
>>150685258FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
Need to wait a couple more weeks, I don't know what the fuck is going on and who to judge
>>150685925I don't care if he's roiding. I like watching his big ass run defenders over.
>>150685398>sign player with history of sports betting>said player drops multiple easy passesCam is legit hopefully the Tits get him some help
what kind of person roots for the Jets over the Giants?
Bradysknee? Janny? not possible.
bitchknees is the Louie of /nfl/ we all know it
>>150685951The type of person who has dignity
>>150685903only if there's cute bussy
>>150685921Enough
>>150685966lmao
>>150685340Thread summed up guy is mia so:>Bitchknees leaves this up>Gets mod to ban antisemitic stuff>Bans guy for identifying his cucked jannydomAnything else?
>>150685470>white women and bestialitymany such cases
>>150685961the other 20 teams need to get twink cheerleaders IMMEDIATELY
>>150685976Nah that's about it besides the usual monday shit
>>150685951What kind of person lives in New York or New Jersey is the real question
post it again and you're banned
>>150685977those dogs are big
Who is the next pop star to date an NFL player?
>>150685925chuds brag about superior genetics for having 10 points higher than average iq and cope hard when it comes to physical traits crying muh steroids. KEK
>>150686000Trips confirms>>150685976Pretty accurate so far
Are there any decent pash rushers the ravens can trade for?
>>150686018>black qbs
>>150686045Wow that's racist.
>>150686028Derrick Henry and Ezekiel Elliot were drafted in the same year. Henry is obviously on shit.
HOW CAN HE SLAP???!?!??!?
>>150685357Jerry is the curse
>>150686030piss off with this racist shit here, some of us aren't losers in real life.
>>150686035Jadeveon Clowney is a free agent
>>150686070kys
>>150686051>Mod will ban this but not the post that says gamerword 6 timeskwaboty possibly goat
does any team have an easier season than the 9ers? they play maybe 3 good teams the entire year
>>150686070this. poltards get the guillotine
SAARSHOW CAN HE SLAP??!??!???
>>150686091This is the kind of schedule that would have the ravens going 17-0
WE are waking up
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINA
How
Lamar? Heh. Josh Allen? Lol. Mutthomes? KEK. For me, It's JJ McCarthy. Impregnator of white wiminz, heir to the Brady throne, and future GOAT.
>>150686080They realized that banning people for typing nigger only encourages more nigger posts.
>>150686080It's because antisemitism is functionally illegal in americaNo one cares if you say anything else except maybe employersFootball :)
>McSharthy
>>1506861081-0:)
>>150686060He wouldn't have helped
>>150686114Well they achieved exactly the same thing then with the guy getting banned last thread for not even saying kike but giving an anecdote about one
why is there all this racebaiting bullshit? What the fuck is wrong with you people
>>150686107Mina has such a beautiful and dignified appearance
>>150685925All NFL players use steroids. Anyone that hasn't figured this out has zero ball knowledge. A lot start in highschool and if not then then in college. They continue to use them in the pros, they just don't use them during the season unless they're retarded. Everybody is cheating their balls off and the only nfl team that doesn't cheat like that (but still has guys that are on or have been on gear) is the cardinals and they're a perennial nothingburger and have been for half a century. The only players that might not be on gear are longsnappers and kickers and punters and even then there are players at those positions that are on gear. The only time people get popped for it anymore is if they start going full retard with it and taking bodybuilding dosages because it starts getting blatantly obvious to even the uninitiated. Hell you can just get a prescription for TRT nowadays and do it entirely legally and be on as much test as you want all the time. You just add that to the viagra and Adderall and albuterol prescriptions. You're either a salty faggot if you do already know all of this, or you're a naive retard if you didn't. They all cheat and it's entirely legal and it's every player on a roster with a handful of exceptions at most. I bet you didn't even know those two oilers players didn't die in a car crash, the one that was giving the other road head died on impact and the guy that got his dick bit off blew his head off with a shotgun. You don't even know the mob killed journalists back in the late 70's for trying to expose rigging of games. This game is as grimy and greasy as you can possibly imagine. Having a melty about a runningback using roids makes you look like a child.
>>150686070>>150686094Libfag cucks mad that their wife's bull isn't black so they can taste animal seed after her night out
>>150685304Ayy
>unemployed racists shitting up my thread on my turd breakanyway, fuck dallASS and fuck kansas shitty
HOW CAN HE SLAP???!?!??
>>150685588Welcome back Anthony Richardson (nice double dubs btw)
>>150686125Lel more of a defensebabby than wilson on the hawks
>>150686018*arbys*
>>150686107>>150686148mina is officially 40
>>150686147Blacks are chimping out over Josh Allen embarassing the Ravens again.
how is this supposed to life morale and instill confidence?
>>150686094Lol pullup to elmwood village then larpjew faggot
>>150686170Doesn't look a day over 50
>>150686173he'll be gone before thanksgiving
>>150686175Based 716 chadT. Cheektowagafag
>>150686173I mean, what can you even say at this point? He should have been based for once in his soiboy life and say that the team fucking sucks.
>>150685459>muh menstrual cramps
HOW CAN HE SLAP????!?!?!!???
>>150686147trumpfags leak their containment and spill into other boards, no respect for the culture of threads. One would think a sport with a diverse plethora of fans wouldn't have their kind welcome but here we are.
>>150686158>wagekike faggot doesn't own a businessSad
>>150685588shut up bitch
>>150686147Modern culture is an exponentially accelerating entropy spiral transcending levels of decadence and decay that are beyond babylonic and everyone is so nihilistic and brainrotted that fighting against the current is impossible and the only thing left to do is accelerate by making every post on every social media platform and web forum some form of ragebait until this womb/incubating agent of cultural entropy reaches a critical threshold where the new Hitler emerges to make order from chaos and usher in a new golden age.
>>150686173most competitive people will be fired up after something like that and try to bounce back. Now of course they could just roll over, but that means the whole organization is doomed
HOW CAN HE SLAP?!!!??!??
>>150686172nice fanficjosh and lamar are friends IRL
It's still summer and Lamar is in winter gear.
>>150686207I like all races of humanity. Jews aren't human. simple asFootball:)
>>150686219entropy? dont you mean enthalpy?
HE SLAPPED?
>>150686173>literally admitting to being exposed
>>150686235always ready to rob a gas station on the spot look
>>150686111>Impregnating someone before you win a playoff gameGood fucking job cursing yourself you fucking idiot
>>150686173The chad Dan Campbell fighting through tough times vs. the virgin Mike McDaniel nihilist giving up when things turn bad.
>>150686173he could have said that he was just glad tua managed to avoid dying on the field instead
>>150686228Because Josh Allen is a dopey puppydog that likes everyone.
>>150685441It’s gonna be another loooong year
>>150686252kel what a promo
>>150685961we really need to bring the term "fruitcake" back to the lexicon
>>150686252based actually, the ball was in her zone. can't stand those manchild faggots that feel a need to hawk and jump at foulballs outside their space.
>>150686239This
Did someone say webm spammer?
>>150686219This
>>150686119It's honestly overblown and banning people for simple antisemitic remarks is just going to radicalize them further. I'm a Jew and I'll openly say we do a bunch of retarded bullshit. The real answer is to just let people say the slurs and be edgy on 4chan so they don't get pissed off and take it IRL. They'll shit on muslims all day long for killing people that depict muhammad, but G-d forbid someone says the k word! It's hypocritical and dumb. Like yeah if people go full tard and start /pol/ posting on a blue board get them out because it's offtopic trolling, but the standard for banning people for that is way too low. I swear I want to talk about football but my team is going to have a factory of sadness tier year this season so there's not much to talk about.
>>150686125He's gotta shave it. He looks like my fucking 65 year old dad when he starts sweating and the hair gel melts
>>150686245so you would have believed him if he said that they totally weren't exposed?
Patty Cuckitini
>>150686252They were making a move, she had to get it on.
>>150686219thinking that one person will "save" the world is absurdly childish especially when things are how they are because a cabal of people with actual power and influence are causing it and many other divisions because it ensures that they remain on top. Browns tier gameplanning
>>150685441you rang?
>>150686252>boreball
i too am pro ethnic slurs. i stand with him
>>150686235Lamar is always freezing his ass off for some reason
anyway 7 > 3
>>150686289Who let this jew post?Didn't read and save the whites a bulletKYSKTKD88
Has Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne yet?
>>150686292I mean at least learn how to obfuscate and bullshit the press like McVay or every other decent coach does, being "honest" about getting your ass kicked is just part of the rope they use to justify hanging you with.
>>150686252Honestly, I'd love to fuck her
>>150686173Nowhere to go but up. Shying away from it being a shitshow or trying to sweep the turd under the rug does nothing to improve things. This is honest and refreshing.
>>150686333same desu. numbers back it
JJ McCarthy says he has an “alter ego” where he paints his face with eye black in front of a mirror on game day, calling it his “war paint” he told ESPN“That’s when the war paint comes on. It’s like I’m ready to die on that field, and I’m ready to do anything possible to get that win. It’s not going to look pretty, and it’s not going to look like someone just did my makeup for Halloween. It’s war paint.”
da flu
>>150686289>Jew liking a sport made for people over 5'8Yikers
>>150686347Caleb wears his war paint on his nails
is the rizzler and baby gronk the same kid?
>ravens would have won if Andrews caught the ball
>>150686322That ref just dumped his gf in public and she went craycray
Reminder that the Chiefs are in last place i know you faggots are lurking but are too embarassed to post.
fat nigger ate all my pie
>>150686252The dad should have just told her to fuck off instead of capitulating. That incident is a perfect encapsulation of modern times.
>>150686207>completely stacked 1st seed team>nearly unamimous mvp>cant score more than 10 pointsknown fraud from this moment
im gonna do it guys, im gonna END RACISM
>>150686394What kind of pie?
>>150686394Based jiggaspook
16+3 more wins to go
>>150686219Distilling it all into one person as the savior is retarded. The real answer is turning the heat up just enough that the frogs get jumpy before they boil. Similar to how going full retard blitz on a run play is retarded because you're one audible away from getting heemed on a deep ball - you have to be able to run the ball well enough to steamroll the defense so they're forced to bring everybody, then fake the iso and pitch it to the tight end that's pulling. That's how you score.
Blueberry pie.
>>150686369>Implying US government has the manpower, budget, or resources to even do that to one city
>>150686412Unironically based
Colts forced Tagovailoa into 'panic mode'.>"We knew the guy, he gets the ball out pretty quick," Howard said. "And once we take away his first read, I feel like it's panic mode after that. And it showed yesterday.It's just that easy.
will he have a bounce back game in arrowhead?
my god shut UP bitchknees
The Bills got destroyed the entire game, you Bills fags really shouldn't be celebrating.
>The last time the Chiefs started 0-1, they won the heckin super bowl!They also started 0-1 on this fine gentleman’s last season; hope the linebackers wives are out of town!
>>150686465He fucking better I'm trying to be 4-0 in fantasy.
>>150686473Tell Lamar to stop having his bussy cramp then
>>150686473cope, final score determines the winner and nothing else
are the packers legit?
All of the good guys won. Should be a good season.
>>150686474
I heard bitchknees is bringing pizza for the Vikings@Bears gamethread later. Can someone confirm?
>>150686289> I'm a Jew and I'll openly say we do a bunch of retarded bullshit. Here we see the kike tactic of what is known as a "limited hangout", otherwise known as damage control. It attempts to admit to a portion of a crime in an attempt to establish trust so that it can continue to swindle and subvert. As time goes on, the less goyim you will be able to deceive and the more you will realize the borrowed time you are living on and the more, neurotic and involuntarily sadistic and obsessed with censoring opposition you will become until finally your fate will be sealed being tortured for eternity like you know you deserve.
>>150686252I hope some brave Negro attacks her
Sure does feel good not being last in the AFCW
>>150686147mind your own business you n-
>>150686219this, except you're in a self-selected microculture so the result is guaranteed to be incredibly gay and mistimed
>>150686347>it's real this guy is seriously cringe
>>150686543FUCK JOSH MCDANIELS
Josh Allen to Keon Coleman will be the next Joe Montana to Jerry Rice.
>>150686347can't stand this larping faggot, dude did nothing in michgians natty run and would've been a day 3 pick in any other draft
>>150686583Fuck off reddit queer.
What was the most fraudulent result of week 1?
>>150686369I want them to get banned as much as you but this is a really pathetic fantasy to admit to
>>150686623Bills win
>>150686623Bills
BEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSBEARS>BEARSDaily reminder that /nfl/ is a Bears fandom genny. Let’s try to keep the discussion related to the flagship franchise of the NFL.
>>150686623My Ninies somehow winning that game I guess.
>>150686607>dude did nothing in michgians natty runJust isn't true. They lose to Ohio State and Alabama if not for McCarthy
>>150686543LOL
>>150686623Not gonna lie Broncos over Titans. Bo Nix played like dogshit most of the game and the refs called a ton of ticky tack shit on the Titans. Their defence is legit but man the offence was all kinds of out of sorts. RJ Harvey has a nice land dragon so maybe the run game is gonna be better than I thought
>>150686623chargers win. chiefs had injuries at every position and blatant roughing calls on mahomes ignored. same old shit.would've won with more time.
>>150686622Ahhhh so the juden subhuman shows his true faceWelcome to the openly racist club my eternally cucked frenFoooootballllll :)))
>>150686583Based
>>150686252Is this real? It's like the Polish tennis guy
>>150686623Bengals, the only reason they won is because the Browns kicker was absolute garbage.
HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME
Ravens fans are so booty blasted
>>150686173I kinda admire that he's being so honest but I think he know he's done. The roster is bad and Tua is seeing ghosts out on the field. Things aren't getting better. He and Grier are probably both getting canned. Also Tua needs to retire. He got decent chunk of change. Go spend time with the family. It's not risking another concussion
>>150686660Delicious cope
>>150686617>Guys, I'm thinking about reddit again
>>150686623Not my rams
>>150686623Bills > 9ers > Chargers(always frauds)
Stop calling him patti cuckatini that isn't his name
>>150686683>reddit queer reply
why the obsession with Jews itt? there's no jews here
get ready to apologize to Caleb in a few hours
bros i cant stop thinking about reddit and jews
>>150686173Mike, get ready to learn Los Angeles Rams Assistant Coach buddy
Imagine being a Ravens fan that turned the game off early last night lmao.
>>150686703>newfag doesnt know about the sharty leak
>>150686705...
>>150686412You can't "end" racism, it's hard coded into everyone's dna. People have bad experiences with people that look different than them and start assuming everyone that looks different behaves in a similar manner. If you want to actually "end" racism, you get people to acknowledge their wrongdoings and apologize for it and make a plan of action that they follow to be better moving forward. But that's too hard for most cucks so they just keep letting people stew in their hate because it makes them more easily controlled which serves a great many number of purposes. All conflict, just like all consent and all cooperation, is manufactured. There's big money invested in keeping people racist while also making their life harder for being openly racist, and almost everyone would rather just be racist than put in the work to realize that everyone is mostly the same and has the same capacity for good and evil. Even if you did try to actually "end" racism you would just be shot like the last guy that tried, because "ending" racism would mean everyone would be able to cooperate and make life better for themselves and frankly that would undermine profit margins which would upset investors and that simply won't be allowed because the lines are only ever allowed to go up. But this is a throwaway joke post I'm responding to and nobody cares, so fuck it, razorcakes versus niggles in the superb owl cap it faggots.
>>150686703They're the master race
>>150686705The Bears should apologize for even drafting this queer
>>150686710i think he'll just go back to the niners saleh did. they'd have the old gang back together
>>150686703Summer break is over so it's worse than usual
I really really really really really really want to bet on the Bears
>>150686719I'm a Bills fan that turned the game off.
>>150686719Her chemistry with Michael B Jordan is scandalous
>>150686719Her Neanderthal admixture is super obvious here
>>150686510Yes. Getting Parsons was huge. If he doesn't get hurt tell go far.
>>150686742Quitter.
>>150686622>enjoy your knock and talk you disgusting golem swineHere we see the kike tactic of making empty threats while foaming at the mouth. The kike cannot win arguments because the truth is never on the kike's side. Instead, the kike rodent will appeal to systems of authority like the justice system and the pharma cartel buying threatening arrests or telling the other to "take their meds". Enjoy the eternal torture and no, kike rodent, growing out curly fry sideburns or attaching a tefillin on your forehead like a go-pro will not protect you from God's wrath.
>>150686543Do you think it was his haircut that she found so attractive?
>>150686749Packers wont win anything with Manlove
Why is it always so windy in Chicago?....Because pissconsin sucks and michishit blows.
>my mfw when up 40-25 in the 4th quarter
>>150686623Bengals and Broncos seem obvious but the Eagles were poor. Dem Boyz calling 4 passes in a row, at midfield with 2:30 left in the game. Idiocy bailed out the Eagles but everyone has already forgotten about it.
>>150686742that's an almost generational kwabbing
>>150686699>56 secondsReddit's mindcucking strikes again
>>150686372They also would have won if Lameme hadn’t underthrown it behind Andrews in the snow
Judaism is based actually, did you know most NFL owners are Jewish? they love the game of football
is jalen carter suspended for next week yet? That criminal scumbag
>>150685199 #Baked potato > chips > fries > mashed > hashbrown
painted my nails for game day r8 don't h8
>>150686683>>150686699>>150686776kek gottem
>>150686623Steelers, easily. Not fraudulent in the sense that they're not good, but fraudulent in the sense that they absolutely should have lost if everything hadn't started going their way at the end.
>>150686719God she's hot. Based Allen.
>>150686755Yeah I woke up to the news that the Bills won and black people are upset about it.
>>150686798slay king slay
>>150686806>black people are upsetIn other news, it's Monday.
Caleb "Bussy" Williams winning the home opener of getting plonked by meditation man??
there he goes. theres the vpn kiwi tranny! spam spam spam!
Kangz have zero fear of this flaming homo.
>>150686760They'll make it to the playoffs and maybe past the first round, but yeah they're not going to the owl.
>>150686819Black peepo be upset like GrrrrrrrrWhite peepo be upset like Wahhhhhh
>>150686705Things I'm looking for:>throws the ball in 2.5 seconds or less consistently>doesn't bail clean pockets>is able to hit receivers on those dig routes over linebackers>in general operates the offense competently
I don't care about the game tonight. I just don't see the Bears or Vikings winning the NFC North over the Packers.
where did all the lions fans go?
>>150686880back to the ghetto where they belong
>>150686880There never were any, we just bandwagoned them as the loveable losers.
>>150686854Can somebody repost all the screenshots of the article shitting on Caleb? The one that talks about how he doesn't watch film?
>>150686786No anon, all jews are a monolith and they're all kabbalistic freaks that control everything. They never argue with each other, they never disagree on things, they're the perfect enemy yet somehow also spineless and weak at the same time. This definitely isn't a flawed and retarded view of a vast and varied group of people, it's the truth, and I'm absolutely not being sarcastic in saying all of this. Mahomes is the GOAT btw
I thought the Ravens had the game in the bag last night so I went to sleep. Wtf happened?
Bills fans are racists.
>>150686790He's not going to be suspended. League already made a statement about it. Dak spit first and it landed on his shoe.
>>150686930they lost
>>150686880Michigan is more of a cfb state tbqhwy
FOOMBLE
>>150686917>glazing and promoting a malicious and blatant hit pieceI hope you fucking die, you stupid worthless fucking piece of shit. Fuck you and your entire fucking worthless family. Stupid fuck.
>>150686920>its other peoples fault i look like thismaybe if you lifted and got a gf you could enjoy your football sundays as god intended
>>150685588Complete bullshit. No one was blaming Lamar for the loss and Ravens fans genuinely want Harbaugh’s head after this, so Lamar is taking the heat for Harbaugh being a retarded pussy. Harbaugh needs to go but Lamar doesn’t want it
Bills fans are gay
>>150686876I think its going to be more of an official eval on johnson more than a game to watch
>>150686930Jaire Alexander kept shitting the bed Henry fumbled Harbaugh punted on 4th and 3 up by 2Recipe for a classic Ravens choke
>>150686930Josh Allen proved that we are living in a simulation because you would stop going to work if you saw it.
>>150686930Turns out the Bills scored more points than the Ravens.
Ravens are simply better than the Bills
>>150686966Mahomes looks like the gay one to me
>I turned the game off thinking the ravens had it locked down>check back later out of curiosity>Bills came back and wonI should've known to not doubt Josh Allen
is this accurate?
>>150686880never were any, lions ''fans'' are all fairweather faggots who run back to college football the moment their team is losing. they act like muh lovable losers but they're really just bitter losers who never watched their team for 40 years.
>>150686948YEAH THEY HAD THAT CHEATING FRAUD, THE OTHER HARBAUGH.
The black man marches on. White bois with small peepees like lamar fear a high test bvll.
>>150685860Ravens won’t do shit with Harbaugh as coach and Lamar the playoff choker having no one to guide him when a game matters. Bills can only go to the Super Bowl if Mahomes blows out an ACL
>>150686930Josh Allen MVP
>>150686977This is why nobody os scared of batlipoor. All that talent cant obfuscate the franchises eternal unclutch gene
>>150687029queefs will be lucky to make the playoffs kek
>Bengals -3.5 over the JagsThe Faguars are going to kick our ass.
>>150686977Addison misses his son Jaire...
>>150687029>Thinking the queefs are making the bowl
Anyone seen lil bro?
>>150687029>Bills can only go to the Super Bowl if Mahomes blows out an ACLEven with Mahomes out of the way, I don't believe in them. I remember them getting bitched at home in the playoffs by the Bengals.
>>150686977remember when you told me the ravens had the best secondary in football? KWAB
>choofs lose>jetes lose>fish lose>pats lose>all time elite comeback win against the ravens bills bros, i think it might actually be our year
>>150686962Projection is for preteens and browns fans. My life is awesome and I've done or do all of those things. I'm just smart enough to not hate entire groups of people for their religion or skin color, but instead hate them for their gross character and conduct, and I can do that and still use a slur occasionally when I'm upset because I'm a healthy and functional human being. You should definitely keep being mentally ill on a public forum that records everything you post in triplicate though, I'm sure it'll work out well for you.
Mahomes has the rings and Josh Allen can't beat mahomie.
>>150687050>Brazil is a home game for the chiefsYeah, but not fir the reasons he was thinking kek
>>150687014bengals d is still bad, browns o is just worse
>>150687063Marlo, Wiggins and Hamilton played a great game. Starks was okay nothing special. Jaire Alexander was a complete burnt toast faggot. It'll either get corrected or he'll get benched
>>150687050>beating the chiefs in a meaningless regular season game is the Charger's Superbowlpathetic
>>150686966Yeah but they're gachimuchi hard gay instead of faggots so I give them a pass. Plus they exposed the ratbirds as being fraudulent and might not actually have a razor in their cake this year.
You guys want some cake?
Henry didn't fumble, that ball was stolen lmao.
>>150687050didn't he get banned for 3 days for posting porn
poltards stay out, no politics here
>>150687080Allen's wife pretends to cuck josh in movies, mutthomies wife fucks dogs irl.
>>150687054Yeah even with Mahomes blowing out an ACL the Bills would probably lose 71 to 70 against the Bengals. Regardless they ain’t going to the Super Bowl, but they will make the playoffs again >>150687039
>>150686623Bills and Buncos. I wouldn't put too much stock into the Eagles and 9ers escaping with ugly wins or Chiefs looking sluggish in their Brazil opener either. Steelers fans should be cautiously optimistic at best.
You mother fuckers always talk shit when Dak throws 250 yards and 2 tds in the 4th quarter.
>>150687188>Dick Poopscott out of nowhere
>>150687188Dats my dookie poopie!
>>150687146He knows how to ban evade he's posted the next day after posting porn. He's clearly either avoiding /sp/ or lurking without posting
>>150687188Can't spell Derek Carr without "DAK"
>>150687188Josh Allen wins the game though.
>>150687231Yup. The black man marches on
>>150687216>knows how to ban evadepot kettle kwab you're evading right now
>>150687050Heh
>>150687188>stat padscott
>>150687216Isn't he a Lions fan?
>>150687063kiwipussy doesn’t know ball, now you know.
>>150687188LOL that garbage time stats when the 3rd string is in
>>150687188
What are we betting tonight lads
>Criscoe Dactyls Lamb
>>150687288literally the highest rated QB in history
>>150686880That horseshit you heard about Loins fans being heckin loyal and wholesome was never true.
>Allen winning>Burrow winning>Lamar losing>Stroud losing>Herbert winning>Mahomes losing>Tua losing>Rodgers winning>Wilson losingWhat if it's the Year of the White Quarterback?
>>150687133Last night's game was the perfect encapsulation of the razorcake meme. You're eating the cake and it's good cake and you haven't found a razor yet but you know it's coming, and you start sweating and panicking as you get to the end because you know it's coming and you can just feel the exacto knife blade piercing the roof of your mouth all the way to your sinuses, tension mounting the whole time, and right as you take the last bite as gingerly as possible - nothing. No blade. Just good cake. And then you look back at the table, and there's 16 more pieces left to go. But damn was that cake good!
>>150687348Aaron Jones ATTD
>>150687275Did I ever say ban evading was a bad thing or that the mods aren't complete faggots in my post? Nice reading comprehension dumbass mutt
>>150687188>loses
>>150687354why dey gots him eatin chickens
>>150687188Dak would have gotten run the fuck over on Thursday it Jalen Carter wasn’t a retard
>>150687337if this was hockey, ack would have been penalized for instigating
>>150687362*blocks your path*
>>150687362>Allen>White Quarterback
>>150687348Whatever the line is I'd bet the over. Not because Caleb and McCarthy are great QBs I expect at least 1-2 defensive scores to pump up the total
>>150687400>>150687401huh
>>150687354>single game>grading>pffthe trifecta post of kwab.
>>150687348Your father's wife and kids
>>150687348Kangz and taking the over.
>dook ook eek eek
PACKGODS
>>150687362Allen - blackBurrow - blackLamar - blackStroud - WhiteHerbert - whiteMahomes - cuckTua - whiteRodgers - blackWilson - white
>>150687420back to /pol/ newfag
>>150687396that's turkey from the thanksgiving win
>>150687354He needs to pad more to be a contender
>>150687400>>150687401Based two device poster
>>150687354>pffYou're not making the argument you think you are
>>150687368As a ravens chad I found the razor when the touchback happened
Nobody is talking about how Brock Purdy is literally the 2nd coming of Tom Brady.
>>150687400>>150687401We're through the looking glass
>>150687464>>150687375>deny for weeks to the use of vpns>heh, actually they're so cool, based spammers!
>>150687452i recognize that guy in the green hat
>>150687477>play like dogshit all game and save your only good throws for the last drive of the gamewe've been saying this for years
>>150687368maybe there are no razors this time
>>150687477>what HOF skill player did brady have his first 6 years of football?
>>150685319Anyone cutting their pizza "tavern style" should be sent to Guantanamo.
If you’re a ravens fan you already know that anxious feeling when a matchup is too good to be true. When a match up in the schedule looks like an easy layup and the whole narrative is going the ravens way and you just know they’re going to find a way to fuck it up.
>>150687504Adam Vinatieri?
>>150687464Chiefs Schizo must be spinning rn
>>150687481I don't use VPNs kek you clearly don't even know what a VPN. You can post from two devices one using mobile data one using WiFi or both using mobile data you do realize that right? That's not a "VPN" retard mutt
Did you faggots miss cherubs coming down from the sky and carrying Josh Allen all over the field?
>>150687545kickers aren't a skill position on offense
>>150687568This is like George Floyd for black people today.
>>150687479I’m looking at you through the glass. Don’t know how much time has passed. All I know is that it feels like forever.
>>150687558>one using mobile dataLies, you cant post from phones on 4chan
He's STILL gonna have Mahomes top 3 at the very least and you know it
>>150685258Giants get a black qb to bridge the gap between white quarterbacks. Very smart.
i hate how /nfl/ is basically just a bunch of retards arguing with namefags
>>150687401
>>150687615he's not dropping from 1
>>150687633This is what happens when the Bears are slated to play
>>150687568John Harbaugh punted the ball to Josh Allen. John Harbaugh thinks Josh Allen is a shit qb. John Harbaugh has rings.
>>150687633I hate sour cream and mayonnaise
>>150687504Kevin Faulk?
>>150685368Terrible chart. The y axis is a felony, there's no reason to not start it at zero unless you have an agenda. Also it needs standard deviation or SEM or something to show how much variation there is in the "rest of the NFL" group.
>>150687609Haven't heard that song in like 15 years dang
Recycle thread>>150685315>>150685315>>150685315
>>150687650He'll have Allen 1 and Herbert+Mahomes 2 and 3 I'm calling it now
>>150687503There’s always a razor, you fool.
>>150687692No Lamar?
New thread>>150685315>>150685315
>>150687611Wtf
>>150687504Corey Dillon?
>>150687712It's Nick Wright of course he won't have Lamar top 3
>>150687504Bill Belichick
>>150686347please god my bears cannot lose to this corny motherfucker
>>150686880There's not much to say. The team sucks again.
>>150686880they all offed themselves on Davey's Bridge
>>150687668>>150687740what hall are they in again?
>>150686347
>>150685357I mean battling the Giants for 3rd place in the NFCE seems about right
>>150686384Chris Jones plays contain instead of hero ball and we still get the ball back with a chance to win even with our D grade performance. Offense got it together in the 2nd half even without our top 2 and rookie WR. Spags defense always takes a while to gel, he'll figure it out.
QB Joshia Allen III is an honorary black kang
>Seattle undercover cops wearing visiting team jerseyscareful out there Seahawk anons
>>150689382Josiuh Tyreek Allen
0-17 dolphins?
It's almost time bros
Who are your bottom 8 this year? >Browns>Titans>Dolphins>Panthers>Saints>Giants>Colts >Jaguars
>>150686173McDaniel isnt a leader of men. How can a 6'4" 250 lb football player sacrificing his body every sunday listen to this little dweeb? Even if he had the greatest football mind of all time he should be an OC at best.
>>150686152God is good! Two dead sodomites burning in hell. AMEN!
>>150687400Jalen Hurts is based. He's invited to the country club to smoke cigars among his fellow white men.
>>150686251tbf, it wasn't him, it was his black teammates.
>>150686757it was his smile, ya pleb.
>>150687024unironically cannot wait for the seethe when Bills go undefeated the seasononly to lose to a wildcard chiefs team that barely squeaked in
>>150686244Hitting your fingers on a cage hurts like hell though.
