WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION>Friday, September 5, 202520:45 Italy 5-0 Estonia>Monday, September 8, 202520:45 Israel 4-5 ItalyEURO U21 QUALIFICATION>Friday, September 5, 202518:15 Italy u21 2-1 Montenegro u21>Tuesday, September 9, 202518:15 North Macedonia u21 - Italy u21Reminder to skip your meds, the voices are all REAL, respect your Mum (even if she is from Emilia-Romagna), clean your PC cables and do not compare your girlfriend to a toastie maker.
negru
>>150687681Hollow Knight: Silksong is up for 7 American Eagles on Steam Argentina.And what the fuck was this game lmao.
keanu
>Don Peretz>not a Sicilian mobster>not a spic
nihao
6th for for Giulia Tariello
Mein Rommel... we did this for you
>>150687724sephardi's are spics
Kalulucraftian...
It appears that Jewish-coded teams can't stop conceding five goals
I wonder what Allegri’s thoughts are on this game
>>150687746Wow
Lachlan Murdoch won.
>>150687832he did it
>>150687832LOL
Why did Pastoni do that? Is he bound by contracts that while being employed by a certain club he *has* to fail all his defensive tasks with the national team?
went to watch an Excellent match this Sunday, I guarantee you they defended better than Italy did tonight despite being part timers.>>150687746is it me or she has huge hands? If she became a proctologist they could use her at Guantanamo.
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>>150687832>>150687874Antisemitism and bbilanismo truly are as interwoven as albanians and crime
Grimtoli failed to sign Tonali uhughuuhh
>>150687906or... printer and semitism?
Bastoni, Dimarco and Di Lorenzo cannot defend, who do >we have to lose against in the playoffs for whoever becomes the new coach to figure it out?
In romania, we have Hagi's son dragged to the national team for years, even if he hadn't played a single minute for his club. Now i see that can happen even in Italy. There's no other reason why Gatttuso would call Maldini's son
>>150687947he's not any worse than the rest of this jobber team
Luca - Gnoto two man striker team would be unprecedented kino
>>150687947Welcome to Beppe Riso world>>150687928Neither can Mancini, Gatti or everyone else.
>>150687964Good day and Cauliflower
>>150687964Cambiaso - Calafiori - Leoni - anyone would have not conceded 4 goals to the dancing art students
>>150688022>LeoniHe'll play as much as Chiesa, the Roma games have instilled a grudge against Italians in Slot
>Kosovo currently secondit's only natural they eliminate us after the fruit bowl
I thought Tonali was like a Gattuso or de Rossi sort of player but he is pretty good playing further up
These were two of the most entertaining Italian matches in last 4 or 5 years easily.
>>150688065the fruit bowl its first of its girone
If they were a country focused on socks export they'd be called Calzedonia
we wuz Keans and shit, accurate tl;dr of the match?
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/NXUw0oZe9go
>>150688332it was as if zeman took hold of both defenses at the same time
breh letting that many goles in. not gud.
also quesadillas came out great. big recomend to make em too quite simpel to make and really tasty
>>150688425Why are you still commenting about the UCL 2024-25 final? Let it go bruh
>>150688381obligatory sensible chuckle, never old>>150687681something has to be done about the Locatelli situation
>>150688478miss calcio with Dzu desu
>>150688478Holy shit Curious Assistant spotted! This might be the oldest pic I have of him so far
>>150688195they wasted his career by forcing him to become a defensive midfielder, would have been one of the best wide midfielders in the modern era.
>>150688496He turns up in a lot of places
Curious Assistant : Juventus = Skull Face : Virtuous Mission & Operation Snake Eater
>>150688478>>150688601
How come NEETs on a Tibetan cartoon forum know bastoni doesn’t work in a 4 man defence but the créme della créme FIGC top management with 8 figure salaries cannot figure this out
>>150688478Russian Acestreams…those were the days
>>150688642because your playing time is based on your agent connections and crime syndicate, if any coach even dares to play with Goodmorning and Dropflowers you'd have the press nagging him about not playing le Inter pillar with the feet that all the world envies at every goal conceded, then you'd have Marotta and his agent making sure he'd remember not fielding him once he leaves the NT and look for a club to manage.
Sleep tight /seriea/
>>150688847>>150688847>Goodmorning, Dropflowersstill miss the days of Bob Freshwater, Andrew Counsels, Christian Gifts, Max Jj customers, Kevin Lasagna and those boys desu
>>150689088not to mention Alex Littleshrimp
For me, it's Sebastian Joeiwin
My heart physically sank into my stomach when the score flashed 4-4. I hate this sbort. Anyway, alls well that ends well! (Gn sirs)
>>150689475damn forgot about him, tw antimanletismI once met a guy here named Pissedhimself (Pisciotto)and a friulian named Asses (Culòs)
>>150689557Gemma Arterton if she didn't look like she could suck out your kidneys through your urethra
Nottingham Forest got Souloukou'dinb4 Palladino rumors
>>150698635T.Motta
>he didn't make is fanta team only shitalian players
>Stefano Benni passed awayReminder Bar Sport and La Compagnia dei Celestini should be required reading to post on /seriea/
Ducci alert
>>150698845he looks different with his hair down
>>150698758>Bar Sportcheap humorous stories for retards
>milanbvll becomes the NT coach >NT suddenly becomes at least somewhat entertaining and not a complete poorfag tier qualunquismo slopfest >poorfags still seethe about ringhio despite him pulling off a miracolozzo in both matches given the abominable squad he has to play with
>>150699090Now he has the casus belli to not start Bastoni & Barella, and drop the loser printer DNA. Rhino 4000 IQ.
Btw that first israel goal that was ruled out was complete bullshit, israel should've AT LEAST gotten a tie but rivoltissima poorfags if you say this
>>150699112>Btw that first israel goal that was ruled out was complete bullshitabsolutely, and there was also a penalty for them. It was a total farce.
>>150699099sure we need more judentus DNA, Gatti and Cambiaso IN
Luperto 2026
Holy lauti-dildiz-rafa tier ghostatazza that I drop 2day on my exam batman
I don't even want to imagine the average mongolism going on at unimi
https://x.com/AroundJuventus/status/1965182746210517156
With the Concordceicao injury, Teun WILL start this saturday!
>ynr that the Fennel wanted to make Bremer play for ItalyMaybe he truly wanted the best for the NT
>>150698845they always sign cuties and recruit sexo fans it’s like the IDF they do this to allure you away from their shenanigans
>>150699496I can see it in my dreams, either him or Kelly is going to score an insane gole in the near future
>>150699499They can say what they want about him, but fennel knows his shit.
>Players from Ben Shimon's team revealed anonymously to local media that they were insulted throughout the match by the Italians. >Donnarumma in particular, according to the accusations, had repeatedly hurled insults at his opponents, specifically Tai Baribno and Sagiv Yehezkel. According to the Israeli portal Sport5, some members of the Italian delegation went to apologize for the behavior of some players.
How come the older Gen 3 Maldini didn’t get the same nepoboost the younger Gen 3 Maldini receives? He even tried to keep it traditional and play defender.Or did they see what happened to the older one and decide to boost the younger one?
>>150699726Helvetic-Alpine tradition tbf
>>150699754No? I've no problems with israel or jewish people
>Japan are not members of the South American football confederation CONMEBOL. But because CONMEBOL only has ten member associations, guest nations have regularly been invited since 1993.>Japan has competed as invitee in 1999 and 2019, but were eliminated in the group stage on both occasions.Idea: Skip the next euros and instead try to win the Copa America.
where are my lunch at the sack fras?
>>150699778Exactly
>>150699726wtf I love Donnarumma now?
>>150698758They're both bood but personally I liked Terra! more (yes, there are calcio references in there too)
Reminder to change your Plex password
>>150699904what is a plex?
>>150699949It's what people use before they learn to lose the training wheels and use Jellyfin
>>150699904>>150699998you should find a job
>>150700010Automating everything literally gives me more time for my job doeDon't get uppity now because changing the way things are done aren't in the Shitalian DNA...
>>150700022you are automating something useless
>this is the new winx reboot lol
>>150700049Seeing the royal attire reminded me of the early 2000s Barbie movies
>>150700049Best of all this was paid wit our own taxes
Former Monza owner Plex Silvio Berlusconi
>>150700035All of human existence is useless... might as well enjoy it while we can...
>>150700119ok I will just watch the movie like a normal person then
>>15070012210 goyflixcoins have been deposited in your WEFwallet
stremio > plex
>>150700129that's not what I mean...
>>150700119Peak narcostate's dithyramblique mumbo jumbo in this post
>>150699726I mean... he looks the part
>>150700233There literally isn't a major club in shitaly that doesn't have the hands of organised crime all over it... calabrian calling the sicilian brown much...
Italy is about to become the new Germany. Now that Germany is out of cheap Russian gas Italy will takeover being the productive powerhouse of Europe with cheap Algerian gas.
>>150700277>There literally isn't a major club in shitaly that doesn't have the hands of organised crime all over it.SOVL OVERLOAD
>>150700289xDSF (expected der spiegel frontpages) status?
When you see a Beppe Riso player on the national team fumble a five meters pass, or another pitiful rant from Gravina & Co. against iracy, think back to these words.
>>150700289I keep hearing that we are doing great, while in the real world we have the same salaries as 25 years ago and the cost of living has tripled.
>>150700393Meloni will kick out the non-Italian browns and all will be well in about 336 hours...
>>1507003181/year >>150700393Patience fra.The servizi segreti managed to cause Maidan and spark the Russo/Ukraine war and blow up Northstream 2 and get Trump elected and they managed to pull all of this off without anyone suspecting Italy.Now we enter phase 2 pumping the Algerian gas in via Eni + American investments and protection as Europe’s new center of production.
>>150700388>we can remove the stage 2 cancer but 2 stage 1 cancers will take its placewhy not remove them all?
I'm surethe weather has been better in Tuscany at times, but we're not getting too worked up about it here. It's just that a rooster starts crowing every five minutes, but that must be the ghost of Belotti hehe
>>150700468is even worse here, and we are full of ducci
Visit Doha
>>150700468I know that in the Netherlands you prefer the muezzin's call at that interval, but a normal countryside is usually like this
>>150700495kek
>>150700495Kek
>You know what I am? I am a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know I just do things. The FIFA has formations. The FIGC has formations. Gravinia’s got formations. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little games. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say, come here, when I say that you and the tifosi was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had a formation. And uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little formation and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this stadium with Locatelli and a pacey negru. Huh, you know, you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the formation is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that the result will be 0-0 and wait for the home match, or that we will score one goal and then defend for the rest of the game, nobody panics because it’s all part of the plan. But when I say that a couple of autogoals may happen, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair. Gennaro Gattuso's halftime motivational speech.
>>150700495zing
>>150700468>pool next to a little pitchgrim Duccio desu>>150700495oh nee nee nee
>>150700495>~450 mosques in the Netherlands>~10 mosques in ItalyWtf, we're even more cooked than I thought. I kneel Meloni
>antonio conde to referee the eurobasket quarterfinal game between lithuania and greece
>>150700495ducciobros.. wat nou?
>>15070067510 too much
A fly enters a mosque in Moscow...
There was me, Nicolò Fagioli, Sandro Tonali and Francesco Acerbi playing Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links
>>150700495jej
Grimolli is currently watching this game to scout Owusu-Oduro, Goes and Smit
>>150700995Not sure that fielding nine random Daily Mail commentators in the starting lineup is a sound decision
Why does serie B need to stop for printernational break?
>>150701035Nothing that Dijkstra's algorithm won't be able to solve
>>150700995yoooo it's the night stalker
>>150700995Why are there no kanker marokaaaan in the Dutch national set up?
>>150700995yona and zechiel will do great things together, i read it in τὰ βιβλία
Ham-ACK
>>150701231They have the technique/talent but they have neither the athletic prowess of the bantu-Dutch nor the discipline to develop of the white Dutch.
>>150701310Yeah that makes sense. That said Mazraoui, Ziyech and Amrabat are/were all good enough to be called up.
today, we are all zingardova
>>150700995I now rate Zechiel and Goes
>Belgian Pro League clubs make record sales from players during the summer transfer window, totalling €381m, up from €314m the year beforeA round of applause for bbilan, for actively contributing to this figure
>>150701395Amrabat was a total shitter when he still had hair, he's a late bloomer.Also I don't know exactly how to put it, but Morrocans and Turks feel a stronger connection to the land of their roots than those other groups do.You see it in a lot of interviews, the guys with roots in Ghana, Cape Verde, Nigeria always talk about how grateful they are for the opportunities given to them by the Dutch academy system. And of course the Surinamese and Caribbean are the same way.
If they provided voluntary assistance to disadvantaged entities such as Milan, it would be called the Belgian Pro Bono League
In January 1997, the "Mani Pulite" investigation on Italian politics certified a transfer of 22 billion lire of slush funds from Fininvest's secret safe owned by Silvio Berlusconi and called "All Iberian" to a foreign account held by politician Bettino Craxi. This discovery caused a widening of the investigation that brought to light, after a series of rogatory letters, a system of pyramid transfers of illegal money in favor of AC Milan players: as much as 122.5 billion lire (61 million Euros) passed into the current accounts located in several tax havens of some Rossoneri players in the 1991-1994 period.The total of slush funds rose to 190 billion lire (95 million Euros), considering the years up to 1997. In summary, for the three Scudetto seasons of Capello's Milan, 20 million Euros were annually paid out illegally as extra salaries to Milan's players: all, of course, tax-free. The cover is one of Fininvest's countless fake companies, the "News and Sport Time", that was supposed to take care of the players' image rights, but it never happened.Money was paid to the players but the puppet companies did not then "use" the players for advertising means. That money, which went out the door, would come back in the window to the athletes' account, as additional but "tax-free" compensation. Fun fact: the names on the slush funds list would be coded using the last two letters of the players' first and last name. Stefano Eranio for example would thus become "Noio."Ranking of emoluments paid to Milan players through slush funds: Van Basten 42.645 billion lire, Gullit 18.271 billion, Lentini 25.880 billion, Rijkaard 8 billion, Papin 4.889 billion, Baresi 4.500 billion, Maldini 4.355 billion, De Napoli 1.297 billion, Panucci 1.177 billion, Eranio 760 million, Tassotti 520 million, Savicevic 441 million.The All Iberian trial ended on 22 November 2000, when Corte di Cassazione declared Silvio Berlusconi's acquittal due to the statute of limitations of the offense.
>>150701496Yeah there's no doubt they have more nationalistic feeling for their parents/grandparents country than blacks. I think its both to do with colonial ties (Suriname and the wee islands) and the fact that African countries are... basically made up by Europeans and don't take into account where African loyalties really lie which is generally to their tribal/ethnic group than the modern nation state.
Speaking of TURKS, Dominic the German has been appointed as the new Fenerbahce manager.
>>150701482geen terugbetaling/pas de remboursement/kein ruckerstattung
>terugbetalingBelgio Dutch is CUTE
>>150701613>terugbetalingor, in this case, terugpullbetaling
Pull on THIS rug!
>ynr rug, tapestry, carpet posting
What if Allegri told Gimenez that if he injures Jashari during training, so Allegri can sign Rabiot, then he will not ship him off to Riomma or worse?
>>150701726She looks about 14
>>150701807with that retarded bush? she's closer to 11/09/2001 than you might think
>>150701726a post so good it made me stop playing veilguard, well done duccio god I love soft loose fitting joggers so much
>https://x.com/jasharismooo/status/1965324441870794873
>Pafundi on the pitch for the U21Time to watch and see if he's really a fenomeno
>>150701873>47yo man has too much testosterone for the diaper-wearing, US tax dollar-wielding sandnegrusTale as old as time
you WILL watch SerbiaA tonight against those anglo blackies, right??
>>150701915that reminds me, late last night there were Sergej rumours :)))
>>150701915I did not care about the basketball
You know what, I think twinkazzo was into something with the everyone in shitalia is against bbilan schizoposting, because I just saw a video that pretty much proves it
>>150701726Is this one of the instathots, e-whores, polsci and fitness influencers that are filming content in Austria or making content about Austria that Germao mentioned?
>>150699787Can Italy do it in a cold night at El Alto?>>150700289Cheap Argentinian gas* thank you
>>150701915You have my full and unequivocal support brother
>>150701915Does Gudelj get bullied because his name doesn't end with -ic?
Gudelj and Intrastinglj
RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY
Ruby 'tioned
For me its kasabian
Me? I'm going to watch Winx Club on PlutoTV
who the fuck is Brando Moruzzi?
I swear if Ndour cared and had some semblance of intelligence he'd be sold to an oil club for 80m + bonuses, biggest waste I've ever seen.
bada bing
>>150702591The Italian Ihattaren
Thuram benched.
>actually 0 white playersAt least you still had Rabiot/Greaseman in the past
The Zingaro starts.
>>150702750Why does Birmancevic look like that
>>150702732It begins
>>150702760His father is a massive beer man (hence the name)
>>150702777why's got mince on his head?
1 brown Icelandic please
>they bombed QatarWhat are they trying to achieve here lol
>>150702777No the game starts 20:45
>>150702851Getting out the rage from last nights game
Intrasting
>>150702941Guardiola?
>>150702732who invited the fatty?
>both teams winning by the skin of their perineum could it be?
Reminder to press your perineum after you pee to push the last drops out and keep your underwear clean
>>150702977No, Mario Biondi
Italy is the only nation playing with a 2 man striker team up front, Rhino will win the WC unironically.
>>150703148Ummm sweatie, Scotland have been playing with two strikers
Trailer for the Pacific Drive expansion Whispers in the Wood is up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXRk1pFRgOc>>150703148Twinkazzo-tier falsehood, plenty of teams play with 2 men up front
Two strikers? Three strikers? It’s up to YOU how to line-up in this years UCLFanta! Join TODAY!https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/JnUmen/004C00650067006100530050/S77
>>150703212What's wrong with her lips (the top ones)?
>>150703087be there or be square
Someone asked about this chimpout webm yesterday, but I forgot to post it. Let it be here now.
>Innanzitutto c'è quello di base, la "conditio sine qua non", che è non essere più una calciatrice o un calciatore in attività. E poi, bisogna rispondere ad almeno uno dei seguenti requisiti.>- almeno 350 presenze con la maglia bianconera;>- la conquista di 15 trofei o più;>- essere stati Capitani storici, con almeno 70 presenze indossando la fascia;>- aver segnato 100 gol con la Juventus;>- aver vinto il Pallone d’Oro vestendo la maglia bianconera.
>>150703282the jew fears the neolithic islander
>>150703298Dybala too in a couple of years when Er Palazzo will stop pestering him
cam on moldova
Zingaro looking fat and slow in that contropiede
What if Terry Davis was Daniel day lewis preparing for a role
Choker, braces, glasses, redhead and tights
>>150702941Zhegrova with the third shirt, leaked months ago and it looks nice ngl
>France
>>150703298>>- aver segnato 100 gol con la JuventusRonaldo will be added in there lmfao
>>150703645how's it going breh
>>150703298
>Norway are 5-0 upItaly is never going to this WC
>>150704708FIGC is tanking the Italy WC chances to keep the values of players low so Jj can buy them
>>150704744Is that his Locatelli sense
>>150704810Yes, it pings him when his grease-levels are dropping to dangerous levels
Moldova isn't very gud I think
>>150705250With Citrus Inzaghus this one they lost it (5-0)
thanks moldova, very cool
Safe to say 1st place is gone for Italy unless Norway slip up…Their goal difference is already too high for Italy to catch, even if Italy win the final head-to-head.Tiebreaker rules if teams are level on points:1 - Total goal difference2 - Goals scored3 - Points in H2H4 - GD in H2H5 - Goals scored in H2H6 - Away goals in H2H
>>150705670Gattuso will make Kean, Raspadori and Retegui all score pokers against Moldova trust
With Rhino they’ve already 10 goals the past 2 games (record btw). Goal difference wont be a problem. The Norwegian ice golem will be slain at the return game in Italy, and Italy will win the group.Now shoo shoo with the negative printer and Jj gloomy energy. Milan chads are at the wheel now. We’re going to America (and winning).
>David Møller Wolfe >plays for wolves
>>150705879Moldova will decide they have some pride left and will park the bus the 90 minutes
>ynr when Haaland could have signed for Jj like 7 years ago
israel our greatest ally will beat norgay 6-0 and win us the group
>>150705952>John de Wolf>played for WolvesCurrently assistant coach for RvP
>>150706091Absolute bvll
I just checked Norway's scorelinelmaoJust lmoa
>>150706146https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZB7x3rabhiUIdk if it's regionblocked but he had all the christcucks seething with this kek
Distinct lack of TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU in this thread
>>150706334You caused this, I hope you're happy with yourself Jeppe
>Bosnia and Kosovo in the play-offsIt's time to bet on who will eliminate Italy there
how much money did organize crime just make off that Norgay match?
Molvadia stole that goal
Sleep tight /seriea/, the [redacted] break is over
>>150707076Kek
Saw the full video of the Ukie girl murdered by the Bilan prospect, on instagram no less. Feel quite disturbed and very angry.Ahh, playoffs it is for Italy. That game was fixed tonight for Norway, those zingari took a dive, nobody can tell me any different.
Apparently we just signed a player called Cabal
DeCarlos Cabal
Just say a Devil May Cry rumour
3-4-1-2 with Koopmeiners behind Yildiz and David, where Yildiz is a second striker. Saw it in a dream, might be very retarded.
>>150708843prolly better just to copy the atalanta system rather than having koop as lone #10
>>150708843>Teun "no match rhythm" Koopmeiners
>>150709032For me it's better than putting him on the right in case of no Chico recovery, at this point might as well bet on Koop somehow becoming good out of nowhere
>Nagatomo still playing for Japan with the captain armband at 38Kino
>>150709177>2 NEC players in the Japan starting XIFootball is a magical thing
>>150709203Somehow many Japanese players end up in Germany, Belgium or the Netherlands
What the FUCK do you mean I have to watch Jj weekly again now
>>150709223Don't forget about Celtic over in Glesga>>150709094I made this line-up (Kalulu instead of Gatti/Mario maybe), it doesn't really look right to me. You're just asking for the midfield to be overrun by Barrelingz and co.
>>150709228Weekly? Starting this saturday, they will be playing 6 times in 3 weeks!
>>150709239Oh fugg, I totally forget about the Grimbiaso suspension. It's ogre
>>150709265What the hell do you mean there's UCL in less than a week wtfElkann do your usual
>>150709239There's also Cambiaso suspended so likely Kostic on the left. I thought about this because Yildiz would draw in a ton of press and have two main passing options upfront, but the midfeld and the wings would be pretty much entirely dead. The defence could survive since Locatelli would also play very low but Thuram would be alone against the midfielders, there's other options but the biggest problem will always be Dumfries anyway.
>>150708843i think you meant nightmare
>Penezuela
got my ass beat by Ecuador NOT posting that shit today
>Nico Gonzalez played like shitColour me surprised
