kill yourself, spammer
Raiders
Heh....Da flu :)
KANGZ
Putting my penis between temujins big brown tiddies
post week 1 webms
>>150689240Full of cum
>>150689240more like tRaitors since they moved to vegas
Packers fans might be the only fan base that can out-retard Eagles fans.
>>150689240who is this goddess of sex?
>>150689240You look like this and say this
>xhe still insists that I am broncos fan. 3 years of this and the muttlover is sticking to its guns. Now that is dedication.
>>150689252
Lmao
>>150689257It’s the alcohol
Passing yards are not a QB stat. they're a roster construction stat. a well built roster doesn't require high volume passing yards, and the number of QBs you actually WANT to pass with high volume are honestly in the single digits, and it's closer to 1 than it is 9
>>150689240Temuqueen
jj mcfarty gets sacked 6 times tonightt. knower
>>150689257Packers fans are cringe retards. Eagles fans are based retards. This is the way. >>150689262I honestly thought the Giants would be better than expected, but they seem to be as expected lol
>>150689248calm down bro she's in the thread right now you'll get me tood
cant wait to foomblepost tonight bros
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>150689257seethe
did I fuck up?
>>150689275
>nails not did>rocking the urlacherHe means business tonight
Caleb Williams has been finger blasting teammates in the showers post game and he can't keep getting away with it
>>150689279you still got this king
pretty sure all of the good guys won so farwe really need the burrs to not frick this up
>>150689257I HAVE IT, I NEVER PASS IT, I WORK MY MAGIC
Anyone posting webms of Mahomes throwing an errant pick to the extent spammer does deserves tk get permabanned and charged with harassment
>>150689220If Caleb turns out to be a bust, not onlyu will you never have to hear my opinions on QB anymore, I'm also going to douse myself in gasoline and set myself on fire.
spanish people call him el taylor swifto lol
>>150689269gaygays first episode title tonight
>>150689282>>nails not didlook at his right hand, retard. Of course he isn't going to paint his glove hand. How else can he beg for attention if no one can even see it?
So Cam Ward is officially on bust watch right? He looked like a worse Anthony Richardson clone out there, because at least Richardson could run the ball.
>>150689280Base temuqueen
Rams gonna finna boutta lose da wildcard
Can’t wait for the retards on here to talk about Minnesota’s male cheerleaders all night. As if this hasn’t been thing for DECADES… LGBTQ+ people exist, stop obsessing over someone else’s life choices.
>>150689282Holy shit he transitioned from bottom to top
We are 30 minutes from JJ McCarthy's nationally televised butt raping
>jaylon johnson outWhy did he wear that gay ass diva jacket on his way into the stadium then? We needed his goofy sex addicted ass tonight, Bears secondary is fucked without him.
>>150689279>just a friendShe’s banging him.
>>150689300helps he has a tennis coach for a QB coach too
>>150689295You should send a report to the site admins about this. Let us know how it goes.
OH SAYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE
AITAH?? Hubby won't let me was the Mahomes jersey that he makes illegal immigrants wear while they fuck all of my gaping latinx holes?hey /r/AITAkansascity, my issue is basically summed up pretty well in the title. I was thinking of washing it while he visits family in Venezuela, but I'm worried he might notice it doesn't smell like tamales and fecal matter anymore. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!!!
>>1506893071 hour and 30 mins
>>150689320Mac bros... it's our time.
>>150689257>Viking and Bear making out in a cuck chair while the Packers win it all againGoing to be a fun year.
>>150689320mac jones can beat that taints team. 9ers shouldn't be too concerened.
>>150689300Fuck no. He started his first ever NFL game on the road against probably the best pass defense in football. Also quite a few of his throws were dropped by his receivers. I honestly respect his willingness to sling it.
>>150689320It’s finally time for Mac Jones to put the league on notice
>>150689320they are the exact same quarterback, so this doesn't move the needle at all
>>150689323rent free. Get a life, loser.
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owlStaffgoat rides off into the sunset
>>150689332>while the Packers win it all againThat team's ceiling is the NFCCG. They'll probably get destroyed by Philly.
Is Mina Kimes hot?
>>150689344>That team's ceiling is the NFCCG
>>150689325KEK
>>150689344Micah Parsons will assrape Jalen Hurts
No way..... is this real??
>>150689339kek I know. >pay $50 million for Purdy>Mac Jones does the same like $5 million
Its overnight oats a good brand to buy for easy and cheap breakfasts??
>>150689353Yeah, that's their ceiling. I never said they were likely to actually make it.
Purdy haters will be vindicated or proved wrong in the coming weeks
oh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAremember that these retards come here to post shit like: >take your medsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH picrel has been their header for a whole year now HAHAHAHAHA
>>150689342thats a man
>>150689358Yeah, because that has happened so many times in history already.
Dan Campbell is a retard, broadly speaking but especially for hiring a complete mediocrity at OC and letting Ben Johnson's protege and Jared Goof whisperer Tanner Engstrand go to the Jets. Aaron Glenn had no worthy protege in the org, but Campbell hired within to replace him. Same couldn't be done for our vaunted offense, apparently. That plus the Ragnow post-draft retirement is all she wrote
>>150689358Yeah, I'm sure he'll get a garbage time sack when the Iggs are up three scores. The Micah Special™
>>150689325Based KC brownredditcuck falseflag poster
>>150689240I'm gonna murder you and you bitch as dog and your family you fucking fat spic
>>150689282The camo pants cuffs are esp manly
>>150689359>your coach sucked 17 dicks?!
>>150689351If you have to ask the answer is no
>>150689351she is attainable cute in a male dominated field
>>150689240Temuqueen <3
>so scared of JLove that she has to spam the same 5 webms over and overKWAB
>>150689351Not hot but she has a very reserved and dignified demeanor which turns me on
>>150689360i pray one day these gms wake up and stop inflating this asinine qb bubble if they don't have a clear cut top 10 guy. they should've taken a hint all the way back in 2018 when the jags paid bortles instead of taking a chance on lameme in the draft
>>150689365>>150689320jesus christ niners
>>150689376Disrespecting women is cringe.
>>150689365Purdy is also injured
>>150689380In a row?>ff to January Yoooo we got fuckin nostradamus ova heaaa'
>>150689368I bet you wish she was fag
imagine unironically laughing at gay people and thinking that their feelings don’t matter. They’re people just like you and I and don’t deserve to be treated poorly.Thankfully my uncle taught us the Golden Rule growing up.
reminder that eating seafood is basically eating bug meat
>Niners already deadLolLmao
>>150689395I think Dak and Jerry broke the bubble. I don't see any QB getting over $60 anytime soon, and a team would be insane to do it. cap hitscott is like the deshaun watson for QB salaries
Lighting a candle doesn't make me gay, you assholes.
HOW CAN HE SLAP??!!?!???
>>150689418THEY SLAP NOW?!
>>150689344>Vikings ringlet immediately starts thinking of ways someone else will beat the best team in sportsCuck mentality. Packers are the top of the division again, your rookie is going to be skull fucked by Parsons and Gary. There is nothing you can do about it.If you are >dabairs lol then I even don't care
>>150689367People who shout meds are just upset that you’re noticing.
>>150689410No real chrstian can claim to love the Lord and turn around and espouse hatred for Gay people
>>150689405lmao>rapens fansCouldn't even imagine
We ready (what, what, what)We ready (what, what, what)We ready for y'all (what, what, what)We ready (what, what, what)We ready (what, what, what)We ready for y'all (what, what, what)
>>150689410>imagine unironically laughing at gay people and thinking that their feelings don’t matterWas a reality in America until 2008 but go on
>We beat a depleted Loins team week 1>That basically means we're Owl favorites!Like I said, the only fan base that can out-retard Philly.
Commiebros, we feeling good about thursday?
>>150689439well it’s 2025 and humans evolve, it’s time you should too..
>Kittle ded>49IRs
Who has goose bumps?
packers fans are the most heterosexual fans in the nfcn
>>150689441FUCK PRACTICE THIS SHIT JUST HAPPENS
>You're going DOWN today, Caleb
>>150689432My full first name is actually ChristianI'm a devout, donating CatholicI hate jewsGays don't bother me but I avoid them when I can
>>150689407I'd eat that ass.
>>150689456Pretty gay bro
>>150689456That's like saying topping isn't as gay as bottoming. (They both make you a fag)
>>150689220>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefshttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers
>>150689410No one's feelings matter, not mine, not yours.
>>150689220Based
>>150689466Incredibly based
Chicago>one of the richest cities in America>walkable city>bodegas >amazing cuisine >historic art scene >amazing hot dogs >safe city Minnesomalia >brown people EVERYWHERE>no public transit >George Floyd >liberal shithole >crime everywhere >poor
Who would've ever thought Justin Fields would be elite
Why are they putting the fucking bears on Monday?Why do they not give MNF any decent games? It seems intentional.
the more you post gay viking cheerleaders the more i SLOP all over every NFL related thread. don't say i didn't warn you. i have multiple gigs of slop ready to dump at any time (like a KANG).
Just bet my entire net worth on Vikings winning by two tuddies. Bears are getting FUCKED today
>>150689474how did he manage to fall?
>>150689485>safe>more murders than Iraq and Afghanistan combined
I'm a delusional Bear fan and even I know we are 100% cooked without Edwards, Jaylon and Kyler. Can't believe these fraud ass Vikings are going to beat us at home with a rookie QB.
>>150689432notice how the little rat refuses to spell out the word “Christ” in christian
>>150689488Highest viewership out of market has on average been Sunday night for almost a decade anon
Berds
>>150689485they’re both shitholes you copelet
What is Caleb dancing to?https://x.com/dave_bfr/status/1965181860713308540
>>150689279>carlee with two e'sDodged a bullet there, mate.
>>150689506EverymanSinglesteinTimeowitz
>>150689432>let me tell you how this thing I don't believe in works Old meme
>>150689494All $20?
>>150689510>put shit games on>Nobody watches>wow people must not care about football on Monday anymore
>>150689515The audio from your wife's onlyfans gangbang videosGets him in the zone
>>150689490based SKOLbro
>>150689515Music?
im expecting a defensive slopfest with 2 shitty qbs
>>150689532I'm gay and single
>>150689532I'm sure he loves listening to guys grunt and groan
>>150689432FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING SNAKE
Bears fans will defend this
Ninerbros, our season is already over :(
>>150689550Average Bears fan That checks out
Caleb Williams was sacked a league high 68 times last season. The next closest QB? 52.Chicago did upgrade the offensive line and Ben Johnson should scheme things up better, so that number should drop this year.But…the Vikings front seven also got better. It was already one of the top pass rush units in the league, and now Dallas Turner is set for a bigger role. With Patrick Jones gone, Turner should be on the field around 60% of the snaps.He came on strong late last year, and with his speed off the edge this feels like a great spot.Play:Dallas Turner to record 1+ Total Sacks
>>150689515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfAF92Z3iFw&list=RDYfAF92Z3iFw&start_radio=1
>>150689320typical for the 9ers to find ways to stack some L's into this utter cakewalk of a season schedule
A great Offense now has a great defense. Pay attention league
>>150689581kek
>adam thielen is back home>the GINK is still a chad>picked up masonwe finna be eatin good fellow KANGZ
On ESPN they just said Caleb Williams will not be wearing a wristband tonight.
>>150689560Lol, brutal indictment on the city of chicago, and any supporters of its football team. That boy is light in his loafers undoubtedly
There's a real chance Derrick Henry ends up in the top 10 after this year
>Darrisaw outVikings playing without their second best player after JJ. Bet accordingly. Skolbros... it's gonna be a tough one.
Men that wear sneakers with suits should be beaten
>>150689532The straightest thing you could even imagine Caleb listening to was 60 men having sex with 1 woman. Pathetic closeted cope.
>Seattle undercover cops wearing visiting team jerseyscareful out there Seahawk anons
Caleb Williams is straighter than 90% of this board, he’s literally a chad QB in the NFL. He gets more ass than any of you combined
>>150689320>Ack Jones
>>150689266eye test is the only truly valid qb stat
>>150689560HHahahahahahahaahah holy shit what a FAGGOT what have you retard DONE??? Fields was better than this man
>BROCK PURDY INJURED
JUST IN: Chicago #Bears standout quarterback Caleb Williams is wearing RED NAIL POLISH for tonight‘s game against Minnesota.Williams has said that he chooses his nail polish colors based on personal expression
>Bears fansChads with a chad city>Vikings fansCucks with a cuck city>Packers fansCucks with a chad city>LionsGay with a burning city
>>150689585Guys, pay attention, they shut down the juggernaut Giants offense!
You fuckers don't know ball.
>>150689634Danger Russ!
I hate vagina.
>>150689632Topkek
>>150689407Wasn't this girl just stabbed on a subway?
>>150689598Justin jeferson plays basketball?
>>150689637You're about to know my balls, fuccboi.
Everyone getting their dildo and buttholes luped up?
>>150689606>should we clean up the homeless drug ridden streets?>no the middle class buying game tickets are the real danger
>>150689585>Russlel
>>150689634
Henry should be cut
Chicago is 10x better than whatever flyover hovel you live in, rest assured.
I can feel it coming in the air tonightOh LordI've been waiting for this moment for all my lifeOh LordCan you feel it coming in the air tonightOh LordOh LordWell if you told me you were drowningI would not lend a handI've seen your face before my friendBut I don't know if you know who I amWell I was there and I saw what you didI saw it with my own two eyesSo you can wipe off the grinI know where you've beenIt's all been a pack of liesI can feel it coming in the air tonightOh LordI've been waiting for this moment for all my lifeOh LordCan you feel it coming in the air tonightOh LordI've been waiting for this moment for all my lifeOh LordOh LordWell I remember, I remember don't worryHow could I ever forgetIt's the first time, the last time we ever metBut I know the reason why you keep your silence upNo, you don't fool meThe hurt doesn't show, but the pain still growsIt's no stranger to you or meI can feel it coming in the air tonightOh LordI've been waiting for this moment for all my lifeOh LordCan you feel it coming in the air tonightOh LordI've been waiting for this moment for all my lifeOh LordOh Lord
Gaylib Williams vs gaygay Mccarthy about to be a spaghetti bowl
>>150689637DAB ON EM BAKEY
>minnesota LT is outTop kek
Isnt chicago the gotham of america
We shouldn't have females offering commentary. They inherently don't know ball because they've never played.
>>150689550>>150689550Vikes fan too
>>150689632/thread
>>150689666Caleb seems happy there and he isn't winning anything ever. Must be all the gay bars.
>>150689682Gotham hasn't existed anywhere in the USA in 25 years.Every city has become pretty safe
>>150689682Only cause Caleb is Robin
Do the Bears have good Tackles?
>>150689632hate to break it to you sweaty but the team isnt named the minneapolis vikings, nice try ;)
>>150689300no he played a good d. his coach will be probably fired this season anyway if cam doesn't look good by december since he took levis backwards too. maybe mid next season you can talk bust.caleb's like a year ahead in the cycle where off of last year he doesn't look all that promising. by december caleb should have more "good" i'm-not-the-problem games than he did last year if he's on track. if not bears can start looking for another qb.
Just bet my entire net worth on this parlay. How cooked am I chat?
>>150689698>their cities don't have an nfl teamSounds like Cuck City to me
Ramskino
>same 5 webms of jordan manlover>5kek
>>150689691The surveillance state just drove everyone to nonviolent whitecollar crime no one can publically see except in news writeups like embezzlement, tax evasion, stealing from the supply room, etc.
Here in chi town we call a deep dish a hot Carl
>play like absolute atrocious crap>10 penalties, no pass rush, secondary scorched>still 1 possession game with division rivalwhat happens when they play good?
>>150689682Gotham is another name for New Yorker foreigner.
>>150689686>there were THREE niggas named shemar picked in this year's draftis shemar the new jalen?
Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>150689704Money in the bank. My Bears are missing 3 of their top 5 players on defense and are completely fucked.
>>150689698>doesn't deny being a cuckold That'll be a yikes from me Lil bro
>Gay Gay McSharty
>>150689295
>>150689271>I honestly thought the Giants would be better than expected, but they seem to be as expected lolHonestly, same. >we played a pretty sloppy game yesterday and still won by 15. The Giants offense looked really bad. Dart might start within the month
>>150689682No it's the windy city retard it's where all the solar windmills are
>>150689670I'm just as hyped as you fren.
>>150689724Is that the one with a harmonica?
>>150689725Wow the rare self aware Chicago sports fan. Its amazing you haven't killed youself
>>150689686>Johnson and Gordon both outKek burrs boutta get TORCHED
My Vikies have the best new fans in all the country. Fasting growing fanbase
Just blew a fat load to Mina's feet
>>150689721We’re the new Gotham. The Dark Knight was filmed in Chicago. It’s over for New York.
>>150689430
>>150689732>tfw I legit let loose an 8ish second shart seconds before reading this post
>normies finally coming around to the fact that Reddit: The Coach may not be cut out for it
Karen pussy is too good bros
>>150689733Temuqueen!
>>150689510OK.In a vacuum, Packers-Lions was probably the second most anticipated game yesterday. Why not swap it and this Bears garbage so that people are actually incentivized to watch MNF?
did you guys watch the chargers youtube game with ishowspeed react commentary?
>>150689752I hope you were on the toilet.
>>150683583>>150683583>>150683583>OH LORD
>>150689749Because New York got better. It was a shit hole when they made those comics 100 years ago. You have gotten worse fucking moron stop sucking cock and fix your city already
>>150689751Trip on Trucy
>>150689743I'm just pissed that Jaylon Johnson talks all this shit in the media about wanting more money, wears goofy ass outfits to the stadium and doesn't fucking play against the one team we really need our CB1 for. MNF home opener and we can't have our best player against the Vikes best player. Stevenson and Nashon Wright are going to get assblasted.
Is he out of concussions yet?
One hour until JJ McCarthy's buttraping in front of the whole nation begins
>>150689351she's the corporate "above average but inoffensive to mid women" that plagues mass media.like crumbs from the table while the rich go online and cherry pick 10/10 escorts out of every neighborhood in the world
>>150689240ah yes the coveted >child gf meme only true gamers will understand
>>150689758Did I ever. Watching his kick stream right now the mad man is in Thailand!!
>>150689758no, the boomers unironically commentate better. The Mannings suck as well
>>150689754his mistake was getting emotionally attached to pooa like a female, also his gm is totally incompetent. he does seem a bit overwhelmed at times, he needs to take a step back and go be an oc again for a couple of years, but he'll get another chance to lead a team eventually
such a fucking winnable game for the Bears they needed with their tough ass schedule, playing at home vs a rookie QB, but without Jaylon Johnson, Kyler or TJ Edwards they're legit fucked.
>>150689758I don't know what this is but it's black and scares me
>>150689759Nah in bed and haven't movedNaked BTWI don't care what faggots think I can wash my sheets anytime I wantI moved my ass a bit and there's only like a quarter sized drop of doodoo juice on thereJk I haven't put sheets on my mattress in 2 months
gamethread:>>150689786>>150689786>>150689786
>>150689462I thought they had twinks, this looks like John Waters in a wig after being dropped in some fucking fake tan
>black qbs
>>150689801>Jk I haven't put sheets on my mattress in 2 months
>>150689801Grok is this real?
>mfw we stole Seattles aura
This might actually be one of the best QB performances from week 1
>>150689792Are you saying that he got attached to pooa like a woman gets attached to a man or attached to pooa like a man get attached to a woman? Which one is the female or do they both have vaginas?
>>150689722blacks almost name their kids after some big athlete or rapper or something so there probably is some shemar popular 20 years ago and they all named their kids after him
my bet on the bears will hit and I will not be evicted
>>150689812I really, really like this image
>>150689814
>>150689814Bus driver ass stats
>>150689823shoulda checked the injury report, champ. it's over.
>>150689801>>150689803Both of these made me kek hard. Very high effort meme posts gentlesirs
Caleb Williams deals with a learning disability and seems to have dyslexia."That early, coaches could sense that he'd struggle with basic huddle calls and forget to motion players," Dunne wrote. "And it wasn't until later — right around that second-to-last game of the season — that coaches say they learned their quarterback had a learning disability. Multiple Bears sources tell Go Long they've seen evidence that Williams has dyslexia. They also believe that the GM, who has access to everything, was well aware of this condition before the Bears made the quarterback their first overall pick."Being a quarterback in the NFL is difficult. Having a learning disability or dyslexia would make that job much harder.Despite the disability, Chicago firmly believes that Williams can be the player it builds around long-term
>>150689836alright that was overlooked on my part but I still believe
>>150689809My mattress basically resembles that but the shitstains are lower obviously and there's a larger yellowish brown sweatstain on the entire half away from the wall because it was a really hot summer here and my ac remote needs batteries.Again I don't care what you faggots think
Made some grape jelly meatballs for the game
>>150689852that sounds like the most disgusting thing i've ever heard of
>>150689852Least obese Packers fan
>>150689838Oh it's a just a medical reason he keeps reading "Eat Clock" that way
>>150689814Allen and Herbert mog
>>150689863>>150689864Fuck off retards, I wanted hot dish but my stupid bitch of wife forgot tater tots
>>150689852...like you stuff meatballs with grape jelly?
>>150689821i'm surprised i'm not seeing a bunch of little lebrons among the upcoming college football recruits considering there are several variations of kobe/cobee/coby bryant playing in the league right now, and jalen rose single-handedly inspired a couple dozen spellings of his name that spread like wildfire>>150689816mcdaniel is the overly empathetic foid
>>150689878I didn't say it was THE best, I said it was one of the best. And it honestly was.
>>150689850What is your BMI and what do you do for income
>>150689880Dude, I can smell your disgusting backfat sweat from here. How about picking up a fucking salad for once in your life?
>>150689814>>>>0 TDsdo niggles fan really?this >>150689828 is what good QB play looks like against a great defense no less
Matt Prater is younger than me.
>>150689850I'm not telling you how to live your life, but keep that stuff to yourself as you'll validate the lifestyles of other obese neets on here
>>150689888That's stupid, the jelly would just leak out, it's not like cheese.
what happened? he was good last season
>>150689920
>>150689814Now here's a guy who can ride a bus
>>150689747>this looks dangerous>send the child first
>>150689935they're somalis, they'll just shit out a new one and get a check for it as well.
>>150689928>he was goodKek
Burritos>pizza
>>150689952that's it, I'm calling the pedo-in-chief to deport you
>>150689682There's no combo of huge skyscrapers and luxurious penthouses and dense inner-city poverty anymore. The worst cities in America just look like worn down decentralized suburbs and small apartment blocks that stretch for miles and miles. Even the old classics, like Compton in California, aren't what they used to be. Modern hellholes like St. Louis have no aesthetic value. They just look shitty and boring.
>>150689952Depends, Hawaiian pizza mogs ground beef and potato burritos.
>>150689927well then what the fuck is a "grape jelly meatball"
>>150689969Pineapple is awful on pizza.
>Lamar can't beat Josh Allen with Derrick Henry dragging him kicking and screaming into the end zone.
>>150689969>hawaiian pizza
>>150689682maybe indirectly similar through being the new york city of the midwest. texas oil boom took the wind out of that a bit. the architecture isn't nearly the same either.
>>150689952Absolute best burrito I ever had was spaghetti and meatballs with tons of parm wrapped in a tortilla and fried in garlic butter
>>150689994all of you cows are fucking disgusting
>>150689976Meatballs. Plural. You'd have to be a buffoon to out a single meatballs in a crock
>>150689976That anon is talking about cocktail meatballs. Its a sweet and sour sauce made with grape jelly as one of the ingredients. Like you might see otherwise for ketchup for sweet and sour chicken in Chinese takeout. Or what is called a gastric in French cooking (usually a mix of white sugar and wine vinegar in that case)They're an old school type of party food.
>>150689987>>150689980Anti pineapple on pizza fags are tastelets
>>150690016oh well that's unexciting. I thought I was about to be redpilled on some jelly filled meatball
>game hasn't even started >mutts already talking about food
>>150690016jelly balls have ketchup too
https://www.firejohn.org/
>>150690021You have the palette of a nine year old
Superb Owl posters! Where we at!?
>>150690006You couldn't even find Flavor Town on a map.
>>150689686>Johnson outUh...who's gonna cover JJ
Caleb is going to have a melty
>>150690039Half the pizza sauces are there are slightly sweetYou put something that has no real discernible taste other than slightly sweet on top, and people lose their fucking minds.Literal NPC who doesnt like yucky onions and mushrooms I assume too.
>>150690053tyrique stevenson has got this, nothing could possibly go wrong
>>150689351No but we pretend she is as a meme
>>150689606What a job to have!
>>150689712
>>150690061don't lump mushrooms and delicious grilled onions with that pineapple nonsense. It's not a monstrosity like people call it but I'd never order it myself
>>150689758only the play by play matters to me. even then you have to be al michaels tier for me to watch a game any differently. rarely does commentary add anything i don't already know or didn't point out 20+ seconds before they got it out. it's just for the casual fans who keep up on little beyond last weeks score.
McCarthy should have never been drafted in the first
>>150690091>don't lump mushrooms and delicious grilled onions with that pineapple nonsense.Its literally the same thing.Hide it into the sauce, people love it.Put it on top, their autism goes off. Its a pop culture thing, bragging about being a retard who doesnt understand /ck/
>>150689560Speaking as a homosexual man who has literally sucked dozens of cocks in my lifetime - Caleb Williams is way too gay for me.
My EBT doesn't top up this month until midnight (9th of every month) and Jewel-Osco by me closes at 11What do I do for dinner chicago bros?
>>150690106cope
>>150690106It's nice to know even Vikingfsgs have standards.
>>150689804Already is one >>150683583
>>150690109offer blowjobs for poptarts to the wagies outside of jewel
>>150690109peanuts and cheap beer until midnight
>>150690109
>>150689838>Caleb already getting ran out of ChicagoHe needs more time.
>>150690109Nice subtle 9/11 shitpost
>>150690105>mushrooms the same as pineapplesNo they arent pineapples are a shit topping for a 'za and no amount of pseud bitching will change my opinion. Go back you cu/ck/
>>150690080Y-yeah hail mary
>>150690105i respectfully disagree, onion is a very underrated topping imo but I see how kids pick off anything that isnt pepperoni
>>150690105Supreme > Hawaiian
>>150690168Why is he such an asshole?
>>150690122She dumped him though.
>>150690166but why? I don't think shipley is that bad, is it for dillon?
>>150690160Lions mane mushrooms have a remarkably similar culinary profile to pineapple if you add a touch of sugar, and that's just the first variety that came to mind. You have zero fucking clue what you're talking aboutT. Professional chef
>>150689485It's called "Shitcongo" - and that's being charitable.
He’s a fraud
>>150690166>signed z'darius smith>all these moves>trade for Tank Bigsby (kino name)what's howie doing? also why do they need another RB? is someone hurt? love the move though, Saquon, Dillon, Tank, and Shipley is stacked. >>150690194Shipley got hurt in the game, could be worse than they thought.
>>150689257*steelers
>>150690171Onion is a great pizza topping, and if anyone puts any detectable amount of pineapple on my pizza I will actively look for ways to make their life worse in all aspects if there is an absence of ham and onions on said pizza which is the only time pineapple is acceptable. I'll plant drugs in their vehicle and call in an anonymous tip over that shit, fuck them to death.
>>150689928he was good enough to hang in with some top teams last year, just not the second coming of brees that's going to run it up and down the field for 300yd a week.he's still going to be the kind of guy that got shut down by some better defenses last year for a while longer.
>>150690196If you're actually a chef and not just a retarded 'pic working here illegally you'll understand flavor profiles and that having something sweet on a pizza makes no fucking sense in the absence of other flavors to balance it out. Hawaiian pizza is based and delicious especially if you add some fresh jalapeno or at least some hot sauce. Anyone getting a plain cheese pizza with only pineapple on it deserves to be drawn and quartered in the public square, the only people doing that are corn syrup enthusiasts whose lives inherently have no value. Full on lowest common denominator shitbirds that the world would be better off without.
>>150689772QB concussions gonna be added to the cap soon.
Pineapple on pizza is gross.
Pineapple is just a shit fruit in general.
>>150690216>Shipley got hurt in the game(((howie))) tried to trade weak players to his division rival...typical jewish trick.
Oh it's the roseman special. Trading for a backup on the rookie contract
>>150690313You're gross>>150690317You're a fruit
>>150690235The one jew in my dorm said he'd order the pizzas for a watch party one time. We told him what we all wanted for toppings hours before the game. Pepporoni, meatlovers, mushroom/sausage, etc. He ordered it 10 minutes before kickoff. All 8 large pizzas were pineapple and ham. Not a single person told him pineapple anything. He said we shouldn't 'knock it until we try it'. We banned him from dorm parties we threw until he paid us back as he had already been a fucking moron a few times before that. He transferred to a community college over winter break and never paid us back. I hate jews for other reasons but legitimately fuck anyone that likes pineapple pizza so hard. They're always annoying pickle wannabe cool kid attention starved fuck wits.Every fucking time.
>>150690334tank bigsby sucks you fucking retard lol
>>150690329what?
>>150690317Pineapple is great. Only pineapple as the single topping on a pizza should be punished by sterilization or treated with lead aspirin for repeat offenders.
>>150690366he's got a great football name
>>150690366He's clearly being brought in to be a kick returner, and possibly replacing AJ Dillon as rb3
>>150690359You're nicer than me, I'd have busted the window out on his car and shit right in the drivers seat. Fucking with my food is a great way to have a bad time.
>>150690368you know exactly what that post said and meant.
>>150690430I think you got tricked. Will Shipley was not part of any trade rumors.
>>150690430when did howie try to trade shipley?
>>150690415>trading multiple picks for a kick returnerhe also has a serious fumbling issue
Rasm got em seethin
>>150690297Hawaiian pizza is for literal shitskins. I'm not saying you're wrong for liking it, I'm saying that anyone that likes it is almost always an annoying faggot. You are paying the same price for a low tier fruit and low tier meat as you would for prosciutto and olives. It isn't wrong just economically retarded. I also have never met a white person over 5'6 that liked it
>>150690359>Pepperoni>MeatloversPlebs like you deserve to get fucked by Hawaiian pizza CHADS
>>150690465Eagles have an abundance of picks. Plus, special teams are important
>>150690491>t. Shitskin
Reddit has better Football and Pizza discussion
>he likes adding "fruit" to his mealsCaleb would call you out for that zestiness
>#NFL star wide receiver Tyreek Hill’s ex-wife Keeta Vaccaro has accused him of EIGHT different domestic violence incidents in the last year.And there it is
>>150690540And the best part is you can stay there!
>>1506904861 of the 8 pizzas as a pineapple and ham would be fine. 8/8 is the issue.
I can count one hand the amount of places in Buffalo that offer pineapple on pizza and they are all on the east side (niggerville) or owned by millennial hipster faggotsTake that as you will
>>150690596You sound fat
honk honk
>>150690540Structurally no difference between sites anymore, basically a UI swap. Plus twitter has better discussion than both so I dont see your point
>>150690555We need Toom and Coom Vol. 2
>>150690612I do electrical inspections and people give you free shitMy miletime hovers around 5:40Hbu fren
>>150690694> blatantly lying on the internetSure, mr my job isnt physically demanding at all. Fucking layabout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw9ubs1A6kU
>>150689560Looks like Zes-T knows his way around Boystown
Goddamn Ben Johnson really was the Lions whole offense
Odunze is so good, wish he was on my Rasm
>>150690822OkYour miletime?
I’ve seen enough, gives the Bears the Lombardi.
>>150689952burritos are too much crust or a busted mess usually. i just don't find them satisfying to make or eat.but i would i'd agree with soft tacos over pizza. making 9/10 level tacos where you just have to fry some meat for 10 minutes is so stupidly easy compared to making a really good pizza. anything from a simple frying pan made pizza to a big oven large pizza is just so much more effort to heat and time things perfectly.if you're just eating out maybe then pizza can win.>>150690061the pineapple isn't just a bit of juice in a barbecue sauce that probably a lot of people barely pick up on. even then the waxy, lemon oily type taste really should be discernible. sweet baby ray's sauce uses it and you can't miss it there in a relatively small amount.putting it on pizza it's big concentrated chunks that also change the texture. it's like putting oranges on a cheesesteak, or at least making "pizza" into why didn't you just bake a cake. large amounts of pinapple just run over everything else.
>>150690359damn, the exact same thing happened to me except in my case he was a white anglo saxon protestant. I guess I have to hate them all now
>>150689560They should switch to the CHAD Bagent right now
The Packers have won 13 straight home openers, tying a NFL record with the Dolphins from 1976-88
>Eagles trading for Tank BigsbyKind of odd, the RB room is pretty full of good players. But he's a good kick returner, I guess.
>>150689994>mfw an american was fat near me
>vikeshits last in the northOh nonono
>>150689233ya mad
It's happening again....
>>150690366>766 yards (4.6 per att) as RB2Seems pretty solid
>>150690386>mfw pineapple, bell pepper, mushroom, olive, and jalapeno topping chad
>>150691255>third straight rerun of the same scriptTheres a bit of comfort in the chaos
>>150691392what kind of olive, choose carefully.
>>150691430Kalamata
>>150691469based.
>>150690555>divorce your husband>suddenly remember a bunch of shit he did you just neglected to mention beforeIt's Tyreek so he probably did some of that shit but no one should ever believe a woman in these sorts of circumstances. They lie instinctively
HE'S TOO FAST
>>150690486It's not my go-to but I'll eat it. I prefer a buffalo chicken pizza with chicken, light application of buffalo sauce, onions, provolone, and maybe mushrooms or sundried tomatoes depending on my mood. Eaten with a side of bleu cheese sauce and several habaneros as well as a few tallboys to wash it down. I'm 6'7 and whiter than paper for what it's worth.
The schedule makers should have known this game was going to be a slop fest.
>bustin McSharty
>>150691255>>150691422dubs for Rams ain't shit and 9ers winning this sorry ass division
Doing great
>>150691392I would eat that pizza, although I would personally prefer it with double jalapeno in place of the bellpepper. Then again I can eat like half a dozen habaneros with a meal and my nose barely runs.
>kittle out multiple weeks due to hamstring>purdy questionable for next weekniners still suck lmao
Even though Gronk has 4 rings it really feels like he only has two.
>>150691657low effort post
>/nfl/ genuinely tried to make me believe that Caleb Williams was a shit quarterback
>>150689220Caleb is so fucking hard to tackle
>>150691694He needs to trust his arm and throw it down the field more but this is against Flores so I can understand his trepidation
>>150691694people unironically thought caleb was the problem and not euberflus
>>150691694Always do the opposite of what /nfl/ tells you
god i hate being a jets fan
>>150691682Pat Macaffee said Kelce was arguably the greatest tight end of all time and it was at that point that I realized everyone that was on the colts during deflategate is a massive faggot that will be forever eternally assblasted by the existence of the Pats, unironically seething to their graves about it. I stopped watching his show after I heard that. Anyone that's that much of a faggot they can't bear to say Gronk is the best to ever do it shouldn't be listened to because he inarguably is. Hernandez was better than Kelce and he was a literal murdering 'pic with brain damage. But yeah I think even Gronk would agree with you, the only ones it seems like he cares about are his first and his last.
>>150691768That only applies to /biz/ but is still funny to read.
Why would Viqueens draft a QB that can't throw?
>>150691797Gronk and Kelce are different kinds of great. If you need a jumpball in the RZ take Gronk but an option route at midfield you want Kelce.
>>150691743Also forgot to add the pre snap penalties, being late out of the huddle, he just missed a wide open throw. I still see a lot of issues with this offense. I won't sayu that this has been a smooth operation at all.
>>150691873And if you want someone that can block and isn't a wigger you take Gronk, which makes him the best of all time. Kelce is great as a fat wide receiver, but he's not a tight end except under the most threadbare of pretenses. I'm picking the giant pollack that fucks pornstars for fun and parties hardy every single time.
>>150691781>Favre was good for the Packers>Favre was bad for the Jets>Favre was good for the Vikings>Aaron was good for the Packers>Aaron was bad for the Jets>Aaron is good for the SteelersMaybe the Jets are the problem
>>150691976>Somali GMs
>Kittle/Purdy injury newsWhat did San Francisco do to deserve this?Other than the faggotry and electing communists.
>>150692003Weird that Justin Fields looks like a pro bowler now that he’s on the Jets. Maybe a case of two negatives making a positive
>>150691922I can't argue with another man's sexual fantasy
what's Justin looking at?
>>150692228His shit QB
the vikings has so insanely dumbed down their offense for JJ. it's nothing but one read check downs, screens, and handoffs.
>>150692281>shitit's literally his 1st start. calm down
Wow, the Vikings suck. They should have a tough battle for third place in the division with the Lions.
gaygay mcsharty is unsalvageable dogshit
>>150692330still doesn't make it not shit
>>150692330He had a whole year to learn this offense and how to be an NFL QB. He looks like pure ass.
It's very suspicious how JJ looks exactly how he did in every game of his college career
>>150692392he was injured for like 75% of that year
HEY NFL I DIDNT WATCH ANY GAMES YESTERDAY IM GONNA DOWNLOAD THE CONDENSED ONESWHICH GAMES ARE WORTH WATCHING IN FULL FROM YESTERDAY BESIDES RAVENS-BILLS
>>150692065The Purdy injury isn't serious and the Saints are very weak so there's a good chance Mac Jones and the defense meme out a win, and that amazing catch by Tonges has given me hope.
Is this the Manning Cast thread?
jj is looking like a bust. Sucks he got hurt last season or else the vikings would have known he was a bust before this season. Maybe they could have drafted a different qb or trade for one or kept Sam darnald if they knew jj was a bust.
>>150692443Injuries can't stop you from studying the playbook or watching film.
Vikings should’ve took Aaron Rodgers
>>150692449Stillers v JestToxins v RasmRatbirds vs RazocakesScub v Failcons
Looks like Justin jefferson was carried by Kirk cousins and isnt actually that good after all
>>150692065>What did San Francisco do to deserve this?they moved to the capitalist soulless tech shithole known as the silicon valley that is actively destroying society and the world.
What a boring fucking trash fest. I guess we know that the Packers are winning the NFC North for sure if these two dumpster fires are in it
>>150692510You might be onto something. They didn't have injury issues under Harbaugh when they played in Candlestick.
>>150692505Kirk elevates the play of everyone around him
uf you're Tyreek, which team do you pick?
>>150692538i honestly believe it, and im a 49ers fan. its not a surprise that they move to gay fucking faggot silicon valley, and immediately their players all die. its like a perfect allegory for what silicon valley has done to modern society, completely destroyed it
will justin jefferson ever get a real quarterback again?
>Man killed roommate for not bringing drugs to football watch party, officials sayclassic missouri
>>150692505Nah, looks like he's the only good player on the viqueens offense and they're a likely 4th place team even with a good defenseBrian Flores will be taking the Panturds HC job after this season to fix the worst defense in football and then it will all go up in smoke for the viqueens
>>150692522We already knew that. The only questions heading into this game was whether or not the Bears were a cheeky wild card team or if they could win a playoff game and if the Vikings quarterback was any good. We kind of have the answers to those questions. The Bears will get a wild card but won't make any noise in the playoffs and the Vikings don't have a quarterback.
>>150692554Metcalf and hill on the same team would be scary. I hope it happens. No way you can defend that.
>>150692571don't worry, next year the kangz will have jameis winston and anthony richardson and JJ will FEAST
Packers are far and away the best team in the NFCN. They’ll sleepwalk through their divisional games.
>>150692554Which team has better prospective baby mamas?
>>150692582Nah that’s just some narrative you’re hoping to manufacture out of the cope you’re able to salvage from this train wreck. The only thing this game is telling us is that the Bears and Vikings suck.
>>150692554He's clearly getting cut then the chiefs will pick him up for free
>have a downfield passing offense with great receivers>draft a QB that only knows how to hand the ball offWhat were the vikings thinking?
>Week 2 Thursday Night games is Redskins vs Packers>Monday is Chargers Vs RaidersSo they're just purposefully scheduling shit games for Monday night right? They figure they have a locked in audience, while they're putting their effort into making Thursday Night Football a thing when it will never be one.
>>150692571low effort post
>>150692753bo nix was right there too
>>150692885lmao good one
Soon
>>150692778Chargers vs Raiders is going to be AFC West shootout kino and you know it.
>>150692964HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! XDDDDDDDDD
>>150691873Kelce is a basically a glorified slot receiver. He can't do anything else except take a few steps then turn his shoulder for an easy catch. Almost like an oversized Edelman or Welker. Gronk was a complete TE that even 3 niggas would struggle to take down.
>>150692991based HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! poster
OHNONONONONO
>>150692991Cringe HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! poster
>>150691922your picking the faggot that was too weak for football and retired early
McSharty looks worse than Bryce Young
When i started watching nfl, a 4th down before the last minutes would be an automatic fg/punt. Why did they change that? These days there are turnover on downs on first or second quarter
Rams finna barely win against the texans
>>150692885Nix is just as bad
lmao where is the loser that posted JJ McSharty throwing out routes in training camp gushing over his arm strength
Why was McCarthy so hyped? I had people telling me last year that he was a guaranteed future pillar for the Vikings
>>150689298
Roast it
>>150693232People assumed if you can make Darnold look elite with Justin Jefferson you can do it with literally any QB
>>150693255sleeping on my bungles
>>150693255Packers should be in S tier
>>150692962Absolutely not. This season belongs to the chargers. They looked elite as fuck in that game firing on all cylinders. Offense was elite. Defense was elite. If Justin Herbert had better receivers he would have won more playoff games. If he had better OL and defense he'd have a ring or 2 by now. If he was on the eagles last season he would have led them to victory.
>>150693255>ravens under stoolerslol
>>150693255Packers should be in S. Change Steelers with ravens in A.
>>150692505Jefferson will be on the Razors by Halloween, just like Diggs
>>150689478already proven false>>150689220obsession is cringe
>>150692962>>150693328You're both wrong. Bills are going all the way this year. That game last night was amazing
>>150693255Jets and Steelers should be equal, move them both to B.
>>150693255Swap the Packers and Eagles, bump the Texans, Bengals and Seahawks down a tier.
>>150693341Good. Hes more than welcome to join us. We'll take him to the superbowl. We destroyed the Ravens so whos fucking next?! We're ready. My boys got this
starting to think the vikings are shit bro's
>>150693255ravens should be uppackers should be upother than that it's solid
>chiefs disrespected>chiefs beatenGood work. Give Tart a raise. Swifties, scream into your QB's anal void.
WTF I'm a jags fag now
Packers: 13-4Lions: 9-8Bears: 8-9Vikings: 5-12
>>150693347The Bills were up against generational chokes artists which is the only reason they won. They’ll sleepwalk through we’re being blown the fuck out until the last 4 minutes of the game.The Bills are once again the biggest paper tigers in the league
>>150693398They are. Not having a quarterback degrades the entire team.
>>150693409>ravens>goodpick one
>>150693347Bills either get knocked out of the AFCCG by the Chiefs or Bengals in tragic fashion, or get blown the fuck out by the Eagles or Packers in Santa Clara. Maybe they can make it a close game if they face the Eagles and the weather is shit that day since Jalen Hurts is a dome baby
>>150693429they should just be in the A tier
congrats to burrbros for not being in the basement anymore
>>150693255Move everything below "S" down a tier, then shunt the Bills down one.
>>150693413>falling for AI generated news
>>150693447New
>>150693328Didnt the Chargers blow a huge lead to the Jags or something
I don’t watch enough rookie ball to know if JJs play is standard for first games or if he’s really just this bad
>>150693442The Chiefs and Bengals aren't making the playoffs.
>>150689220
>>150693477I couldn't imagine being more wrong KEK
>>150693409ravens should be up but they choked the placement at the last minute
>>150693418Nah man not this time. Not this season. They're going all the way this year i guarantee it. This offense is unstoppable. Defense couldn't stop Lamar but he's a special type of player its hard to shut down that ravens offense I won't hold that against them. I'm telling you though. Bills are winning the bowl this season. Cap it. I promise you its happening.
>>150693023I choose the Irishman
>>150693429Ravens are one of the best teams in the league what are you talking about? Did you even watch that game? Lamar, flowers, and Henry all looked amazing
>>150693442Nope not this year im telling you this is the year we beat the chiefs finally the chiefs looked horrendous last game. You'll see the bills in the bowl this season. This team is too good not to go all the way. Its impossible. They have literally no weakness. Especially once Bass is back.
>>150693466No the chargers dominated the chiefs
>>150693477They both definitely are. Those are 2 of the best offenses in the league
>>150693757>lameme>goodKEK
>>15069417841 passing TDs and only 4 INTs. Almost 4200 passing yards.
>>150693255>40 point defense>s tier
>>150689838HAHAHAHAHAHA what a bitch nigga
>>150694524>>150694178KEK
