dump 'stache 'em!
metsbuddies.... that was pretty embarrassing..............
a really cute girl asked to meet up with me later this week to talk about Jesus
Retard Baty, Keith even called him out for taking his lead so deep earlier in the at bat.
where's muncy?
>>150690473that isn't max muncy
dodgerbros...Im sacred we place the rockies tonight
Is this @nutho? I was told the nu oven broke.
why no max munchy, OP?
>>150690549>>150690553It's max muncy.
Kek Harper
>>150690525Rely?
schwarbomb incoming
that funky muncy
>>150690525Is Jesus your gardener and/or a Doyers fan?
We need nu tho
Ooooh you gotta be fuckin im
>>150690525if you're not slapping and face fucking her and just generally treating her like shit by this weekend than you're doing something wrong
>>150690722>only two mlb in the ‘log he’s got a point
>>150690658yeah
>>150690764I'll get a muncy nu baking right away
>>150690761Are you Trevor Bauer?
6 no hit innings in Cleveland
>>150690825Didn’t the dodgers have a no hitter the other day or something?
>>150690805that's def ohtani. bauer is in japan now.
>>150690805one of his consensual victims
Brewers
that cummy leaf
>>150690853i remember yams was on the last out, don't remember what happened after that. surely they won the game either way!
Yankees.
>>150690853>>150690918you won't believe it, but they lost when it was 3-0 with two outs in the bottom of the ninth!
>>150690918no… NO!!
>>150690957no way fag
>mest
Another evening of PRRRTTTTTTTTT please.
>>150691016Go away
>>150691016die
>>150691016kys
>>150691016i'm sure you will stay active and civil once the rockies take the lead against the dodgers and the padres take the lead against the reds
>>150690963did you make this yourself?
why didn't the mets resign bader?
>>150691076kek fake nose
>bullpen
glasnow fuck my ass now!
>over 90 pitches through 7 no hit inningswill they even let him finish the game?
scuba kek
do you guys ever think about how retarded your comments are going to look when the district attorney is looking through them? how will you explain to a jury that you were just pretending to be a freak and an idiot for (you)s?
>>150691197>those posts your honor? they werent me
>>150691197Nah bro I committed those heinous crimes for entertainment purposes
>>150691197Fuck the DA's team too
>>150691197the DA can play this muthaphuckin tape in court
>>150691197the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
>>150691197
>>150691197aren't the majority americans retarded?
Something about late season baseball being played at the same time as early season football gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. It’s like the official ending of summer and start of fall.
>>150691197everything i post is meant to put a smile on the reader's face
>he’s still mad about the Nanking joke kek
>>150691076Are you saying he wanted to leave or that they wanted to get rid of him?
no hitter alert
>>150691337He hit .230 with a .650 OPS for the Mets and lost his job to White Tyrone in the second half of last year. Stearns is a retard for getting Mullins and not Bader at the deadline though.
>>150691317nanking joke is literally nothing i'm more mad about how unoriginal and unfunny you are
>>150691349manfred scripted another comeback
bauer's agent strikes me as an anal queen
>>150691059he doesn't watch the Dodgers play. He just lives to shitpost about San Diego
>Bryce Harper walk up song is Nelly
>>150691499ill toast to that
>thinking manfred will allow a flyover to get a no hitter just days after yams embarrassingly lost his
its over
perfect game watch: chase dollander
>>150691076He got kicked off his 109th team
>allowing a hit during your no-hitterISHYGDDT
>>150691613
im so sick of hearing this african chant car commercial
why does this phenotype always end up on the phillies?
>>150691399I sincerely hope you guys get nuked a third time.
>>150691721you make a good point...
>>150691721New Jersey
>>150691721it's kino
>>150691744why do you think we would even care that you hope that? do you even understand what the us-japan relations are like?
>Helsley>already 2-0
>>150691721>>150691822damn...
>>150691721It’s true…
>>150691470she actually has him in what he thinks is a somewhat balanced open relationship (in reality, she's getting pumped by dozens of men a month)
Never doubted him for a second ;)
Stearns is Jewishly rubbing his hands together knowing that he’ll let Edwin Diaz walk so he can give Helsley a 2 year 20 million dollar contract to close
>le meme entrance
Muncy... is back?
>>150692006He’s mostly gut tbqh
I've got arachnophobia asshole!! (go Phils)
I FUCKING HATE THIS SPIC SHIT
>>150692064Same tho (let’s go Mets)
Marge? MARGE!! I AM SO CONFUSED!>>150691634
>muncy comes back>immediately re-injures himself trying to slide into a base or on an ugly swing on the 9th pitch of the at batcalling it now
>sneed entrance>immediately gives up two hitsinteresting
>cusbskek
no....no.....NOOOOO
just fucking throw 103 mph ffs
>>150692125>>150692071Fucking figures this beaner with the huge foreign language entrance choreography is choking
Mets have something on Duran. They know when the fastballs coming.
>>150692126What a worthless wetback asshole.
LETS GO METS BEAT THESE PHILTHY SAVAGES
>>150692214all they do is go the other way, which is smart because you're going to be late anyway. he throws fast enough that just making contact will take it far.
jews lose
>MEST
WTF was Alvarez doing?
pathetic ab
mest fans on suicide watch
well that was a slurper, gg mest
Terrible at bat Alvarez. gg Philths.
>>150692158>>150692126shut up next time
no discipline, just hack at everything and hope the pitcher throws it in the strikezone
>>150692276
never a doubt
of course the brewers have to stop cheating when the rags come to town
>Rangers finally hit a grand slam in 2025>It was by Michael HelmanCan I get some mayo on that salami?
>>150692276Good. The more gone the merrier
>>150692305He is lucky he swung at it he was a fucking mile away from the plate.
>>150692327mayo is bad for you
>>150692306>>150692296I actually think he was just swinging hoping a fastball would be thrown near his bat lol
>>150692276.
>>150692276..
the mets might've saved nola's season lol
Did you really think the Royals ever had a chance? It's over. Time for the Chiefs.
>>150692341>he doesn't understand pitching strategy
I hate this gay song they play for a win
FAGGets kek!
>>150692343I know and I only like it on hamburger buns.
>>150692384>if the catcher has to chase the pitch, you’re doing good ese!
>>150692408I got some mayo for your buns right here pal
>>150692343>>150692408I just made coleslaw with mayo.
>>150692439I got some mayo for your slaw right here pal
shame on me for not believing in Nola, I hope he's truly back now - especially considering Wheeler is toast for a bit (praying for Wheeler - Christ is King)
Tonight is the last Monday of the Mariners regular season, they have the rest of them off this month.>>150692452It doesn't need any more.
scuba
0-60 when trailing after 8
I hate to say it but Casty driving in the only run of the game will do more damage to the Phillies than if the Mets would have won.
I know Japanese pitchers have a bad rap lately but pls Yu save us
>>150692498Why do you say that
At least McLean has that dawg in him that much we do know
>six shutout innings>followed by three more shutout innings
>>150692523Yeah, rawdogged in him
>cusb also lost interesting
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BLACK MAN WITH DONWHERE IS MUDThe game is already cursed :(
its uphttps://youtu.be/0nVJ338ieNs?si=3jyuj8LOraDAKTeT
Jom ‘Em!
METTIEDOO 'EM
>>150692521Because he's complete fucking dogshit on the field and and the worse he does at the plate the more likely he won't be here next season
>>150692591>Padres ''''''''''fan'''''''''' doesn't know Tony Jrkys zoomer
>>150692591It's just Gwynn Jr.
>>150692591
>muh "IGLESIAS CAN HIT LEFTIES">O'hearn has an OPS over .800 vs lefties while Iglesias barely cracks .700 and arraez is barely over .600can we stop this meme already?
>minnesota’s last hope
BAY wit da BAW di bang di dang shiggy diggy digishot the boogies and up Jom the boyers
do americans have any kind of self-awareness?
>already bad fermin framinglong game ahead...
>>150692807no do you
>NootbaarThere's no way that's a real player.
>>150692807I am what I am what I am what I amI am what I am what I am
T JJ
>>150692748The Twins have the best looking hat in the league and I’m tired of people pretending otherwise.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
should've been strike 3, but fermin fucked the first pitch
Jom to me boyers to my boyers to me joms!
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>150692807no
baseball
>>150692900checked
PitchCom was a mistake.
>>150692900
And that's the ballgame folks with a 1-0 Reds victory over the Padres.
I think the DOYERS should get their second win of September!
I think the ROCKIES should sweep the Dodgers!
Guys, Mariners baseball is on.
>>150692924cringe >>150692938BASED
>>150692940cardinal baseball but yeah
GO MARINERS!
>>150692917It's barely the 1st inning
>>150692940>>150692959excuse me, but this battle is about to explodesnek @ jints
baseball!
>>150692887That's cool bro but I don't remember asking
>>150692665He isn't any worse than Stott or Marsh and he's been significantly better than Kepler for the majority of the season. The Casty hate is overdone. Philly fans need to stop picking one guy to dump all their hate onto. First it was Bohm and now it's Castellanos. The whole fucking team is inconsistent as shit.
kek poodres
piles pieceoftrash should serve up at least 2 to cal
>doyers facing another sub .500 teamno...
>>150692992many are saying this
>>150692981>Implying the Padres aren't going to be cold all night
>>150693040we're going to erase the deficit immediately bro, don't doubt us
>>150692992@grok is this true?
>>150693086all me
>>150693086fuwawa is a funny name though kek
>>150693040I'll admit you're probably right but I still hate you
>>150693112did you really waste thousands of your hours learning jap kek
FREEMAN MONIAK AND GOODMAN GO BACK TO BACK TO BACK, 3-0 ROCKIES!!!
So gaysconsin's offense died right in time for the playoffs
Fagwawa and Macucko kek
Our turn to gape the doyers!
>>150693313a dinger with nothing left to lose is scary
>>150693313mercy please...
>>150693312KEK
>>150693083Great question! Baseball is a sport that many Americans have claimed as their own, but it unfortunately ignores the immense contributions of many immigrant players.
>>150693313I'm ready.
>>150693313I'm ascared
LET’S GO TWINKIES
sneks
>>150693313Watch your own game poodrepaco
>>150693448he was low key my favorite wrestler as a kid
>>150693448go sneks :3
>>150693467rent free
>>150693467Shut up poodre faggot.
it's been two weeks since I prrrtposted or ragged on the poodres and poodrepacos. I'm mildly happier.
ITFDB
>>150693467kek i posted it and i'm a dodgers fan. stop being such a fag.
>>150693537this. so much this.
poodrepacos seething kek
uh oh brownfights
doyerpacos projecting
doyerpacos seething kek
>>150693527you'll find a life of fraudenfraude is much better than that of schradenfraude
which team has the whitest fan base?
>>150693338I'm laughing so hard, I CAN'T BREATHE
>>150693636I'd argue Twins or Reds.
>>150693636Cubs?>>150693628
>>150693636
JUNG HOO
>1 game winning streak
can we stop this "IGLESIAS IS THE BEST CHOICE AGAINST LEFTIES" meme? i have never seen him come through once
>>150693699soon to be 2!where should we have the parade?
no one cares poodrepaco
>>150693387
>>150693687>>150693667>>150693660>>150693654do not reply to chikaner
>>150693631indeed.
strikeoutani
>>150693783i’m a twinkies fan anon. im not him.
>>150693741MY HOUSE
we own the west + dey not like us + we a family + big fly ohtani san
>>150693774>clearly 4chan image>with ifunny and reddit watermarkscringe
>>150693868It's on!i'll bring the wine coolers!
Stoppable force against movable object
>>150693908DAS RIGHT, ESSE
dodger stadium net claims another
>>150693774Let's give 9gag some credit for this one
>>150693951we all love max munchy
>>150693476I got his autograph in the early 80's
>>150693965the net has more fight than these doyer bums
>two outs>9th inning>no hitter>lose
>>150693978trvth nvke
berds on top
>>150693908why do spics love niggerspeak so much
>>150694027we finna round into form
>>150694036if max munchy hits a home run we are allowed a muncy nu
angels melting down rn
>Glasnow doing Kershaw's windupthis man legacy is unmatched
>>150694081can't argue with that
>>150694042they were talking on reddit today how the Mariners would have to go 20-5 or something to catch the astros (assuming they play .500 baseball). more likely the rags catch the astros at this point
Yeah my Padres aren't going to do shit
>>150694081>>150694118kys
That was a horrible slide from Beck, good thing the throw was even worse.
>>150694154don't worry, the rockies are getting hot and about about to smoke the doggies in return
kablammo tie game
>>150694180True kek
>rockies score firstdoggie doos kek!
bigdomsmithmoment
>ohtani moves from LA to LA>retarded doyerexican org decides to have hololive vtuber birthday dance party nights for him every year now>bring insufferable newfags from to /mlb/>entire genny now hates max muncy as collateral damage he can’t keep getting away with it
kek doyerpacos
good evening mariners nation, randy double!
randy double :)>>150694143anon if the mariners scrape into october I will be happy
>>150694237Why is he like that?
>this one?>shakes head>this one?>shakes head>this one?>shakes headbased pitchcomm moment
kek nice job retarded dominican
>>150694237don't forget that the city of LA declared May 17th Ohtani Day (only after he joined the Dodgers)
My Angels can't stop getting hit.
>>150694237>from to /mlb/esl moment
MUNCED
muncy already flew out before anyone in this thread could muncy post
>>150694314oalgo, amirite?
White Hispanic here
>>150694330from >>>/vt/ sorry sir, please show mercy
yeah season is over
>>150694342we still love max munchy
lookin' a bit more rotund than usual?
>>150694342kek retard
>>150694272catcher probably just spamming offspeed and pitcher doesn't want it lmao
jintsbros what the fuck do we do with dom smithHe's been way too good to move on from him but both Eldridge and Devers are supposed to be 1B
>>150694272They should put Kiké behind the plate.
alejandro seething already, it would seem
this is a comfy thread, my fellow white hispanic bros.
>>150690473Jannies are troon spics. Pic extremely related.
dont let cumfarto get hot
>>150694369You just know this nigga takes smelly shits in the clubhouse and says some shit like “woah, wouldn’t go in there if I was you!” when he’s done.
>>150694409would
>>150694422omg he's just like me!
RIP Bliss, see ya in the spring buddy. Still hoping you make it.
Ah, so Conforto struck out.
>>150694402wait til you see the muncy nu
>goldy is watching football on his ipad
ohtani isn't a one way player, or a two way player, he's a "no way!" player
>>150694473shouldn't you be attending to your businesses instead of wasting time posting on an anonymous message board
kek
Lemme see you hide those chikaner posts and continue posting, even shitposting about baseball. Try it out!
>>150694455WOOT
Lasoaklamento, I need you to hold your end of the bargain here.
Rortvedt is really good at stopping/catching these wild pitches.
Let's go Sheets!
damn
>>150694517my ancestors :)
>>150694483lmao
>>150694502KEK
Chadres needs scouting department for researching opposing pitchers, there's no way they do not have a department for opposing team videos study. Seriously lol
>no hitter through 3 innings>losingonly the doggie doos could pull that off
why do these fucking bet365 actors look like such god damn freaks
>>150694625It's one of these dudes, take your pick.
>>150694636post guitar(s) and crop your pics so they don't flip
>>150694636>Canadian>doesn’t know how to phone post properly Might say you’re gigaretarded too
Pay per view? No I don't think I will
who's a bigger bitch between Glasnow and Snell?
>>150694683worse yet, he forgot to strip his exif data KEK
>>150694604Busted
>>150694653Wow that's an incredibly pale coaching staff. Where are the Dominicans papi?
>he thinks no one saw
We really are the NL comedy west, aren't we
Good shit Dana
>>150694694you
>and you wanna be my 51st state!
>>150694678None of my guitars are expensive and I tried to crop it properly but somehow still failed
>>150694813no wonder you can't afford pay per view, you can't even afford flooring
>>150694750That entire division may as well be a part of Bananaball.
>>150694813>fake fretlessngmi
>Kim is a Chiefs fanKEK
>>150694851It's marble tile ya jag
>>150694813>he’s a b*ssist
>>150694877>It was real in my mind
thinkin bout bassball
Do we have an update on the faggot who hurt his ear? I hope he didn’t hurt his vagina too.
>>150694950bro they're not even fenders. relax
>>150694888no that appears to be a cat
cmon Rortvedt!
>>150694813still breddy cool leafbro don't know what tf is going on with that fretless squier but i'm into it i like the lego pieces very cool
>>150694982I ripped out all the frets and the neck pickup, filled the fret lines with wood filler and installed a Lego aquarium instead of a pickup
>Lodolo has been having bad outings over the last month>My Padres once again make a struggling pitcher get hot again
RORTVEDT TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM LETS GOOOO
>>150695022gotta be honest with you man you sound like an insufferable fucking weird-on-purpose faggot. which makes sense given that you're canadian
>>150695022all that money you wasted on those shitters you could have bought a decent guitar
>gets on base by all means necessarybased rortvedt
>tfw you have all argie posts and their replies hiddenfeels good man
>>150694973>hbphell, yeahlike the kid on the Bad News Bears who couldn't hit that was encouraged to get hbp
>>150695053I just think Legos are neat
HIT A FUCKIN' DINGER OHTANI
>>150695062he was a little bitch about it tho
>Ohtani in clutch situations
>>150695062like Dorn in Major League 2
>>150695106yup everytime
>>1506946954chan autostrips that you midwit
>sub .500 team with a 6ERA pitcher>Dodgers get no hityou can't make this shit up
Another 9k's from Woo, now stop wasting his quality starts!
>dodgers were caught crying after the game where they lost yamamotos no hitterUtterly pathetic they are completely broken in mind and spirit.
30 shot
>>150695204Holliday MINDFUCKED the Dodgers
>dookie buttsKEK>>150695106which game was this again KEK
>>150695160Photo of every doyersfan
>>150694970>He doesn't buy cheap squiers and mod them into abominations
doos getting no hit against the rockies
>>150695316the rockies haven't even gotten a hit and they're winning!
>>150695307well i'm not metrosexual so i play drums because i have a healthy testosterone level
PRRRRRRT
>cubes lose>burrs lose>chicago about to break down into racial warfarejej
why the fuck did this guy waste away in tacompton most of the year?
>alek jacobwe're punting this game...
>>150695307For me it’s the Gibson sg, the best double cutaway guitar
>>150695424>burrs loseno fucking way really?
>>150695472yes kekflyover chicanos on suicide watch
bears won :)
>>150695490o my kek, I didn't think that was possible after watching the first half
>>150695510I heard they lost
>>150695510whats this? WHATS THIS?
>>150695510this is psychotic
>dodgers can't get a hit off of a 6ERA pitcherabsolutely MINDFUCKED
TEO TRIPLE
walk that dumper
>>150695626KEK
>>150695510this seems unhinged
>Arraez letting Tatis stealWE'RE EVOLVING
kek...KEK
JULIO SLAPTIE BALLGAME
>>150695510can someone check the hinges on this post?
>guitar, handegg and /pol/ talkI haven't been around much in the past week, and it looks like I haven't missed much
You guys do know everyone is watching football right?
>>150695676we dont do that hitting shit here
thank you julio-san, THANK YOU NAYLOR
NAYLOR RBI DOUBLERETARDED DOMINICAN OUT AT HOME
RUNNER ON THIRD WITH NO OUTS AND NO ONE CAN BRING HIM HOME WHAT THE FUCK
wake me up when foosball starts
Sheets continues to be a hero
yeah im thinking hes safe due to blocking home
The poopoos are finally on the board kek
this motherfucker ruined comedy
>ZERO hits at Dodger Stadium>Dodgers still losing
my slow ass theft king with bag 25
>>150695760Watch your own team
well
>>15069580614/14 as a mariner is crazy lmao
polo sac! 4-2 M's! >>150695806paid off immediately thank you josh
football
>>150695807Last I checked, this is a free country.
no hitter ended
conforto broke the no hit bid....
conforto carrying this team
>>150695805Dodgers getting a no hitter and still losing by 1 would be so fucking funny.
>>150695872>>150695873no, there's still one left
>>150695873EXTEND THIS MAN!
TWINKIES SCAAAAAAAAAR
hockey
10 year extension for Conforto just locked in
conforto can't win with these cats
dohoho beautiful, attababy koss
>>150695851Yeah free to suck this dick kek
>>150695851You are under arrest.
STUNT ON EM MERRILL
>>150695760Tie game bitch!
nice knowing you guys. take care
that 2-run bye bye baby tho
>>150695942winky... please... it isn't over yet!
double plages
feels good seeing Pages be shit again
Why?
>>150695911>Duck my sick
>no hitter>lose the gamedoggie doo 'em!
>>150695978Because the Doyers are destined to lose the division to the Chadres
>get their combined no-hitter>doggies loseif this happens I end it all
doo doo doggie dog doos
>>150696034Why wait
uhh... bros?
>black QBsLMAO
>>150696034Please let it happen kek
that's the stuff
I'm one of the (apparently) many posters who ruin no-hitters just by opening the streambecause it's going against the dodgers, I'm going to leave that stream alone
After a historically bad loss, Ohtani put the team on his back and hit back to back home runs to reinvigorate the demoralized Dodgers and save the season. That was a certified anime moment. We Dodgers fans are not worthy.
doggie doos kek
Muncy not doing anything tonight KEK!
>>150695106inspected: obsession
>>150696076>losing team is no-hitting the opponent
>>150696105oh whoops it's against the rockies and for the dodgers? i'll open that stream right away.
Why are they pretending it's a no hitter when some guy hit the ball and some guy somehow scored like why are they delusional
oh KEK
>>150696124absurdly kino, especially if they get the L. it would be a first
>>150696105holy based
It's like the Dodgers forgot how to hit and left it in Baltimore.
>>150696141They didn't hit the ball, he got walked and progressed on steal, a productive out, and a sac-fly.
>carry a no hitter into the 9th inning>team walks them off>carry a no hitter through 6>losing>it's against the fucking rockies
>>150696164KEK KEKKUMS
>0 no hitters in 2025>suddenly nearly 3 in the span of 3 dayswhat did manfred mean by this?
>>150696178>Hits the ballDoesn't count as a hitFuck this game then
>>150696170they haven't hit much after the asg
>no-hitter in progress>losing
>>150696182do you print these out and cum tribute to them or something?
would it be possible to throw a perfect game and still lose?
>>150696170they weren't hitting way before baltimore
>>150696214yeah, but u didn't know that until i told u ;)
>>150696219by definition, no
>>150696219By definition, no.
>>150696219no
>>150696219it's happened. as long you throw 9 perfect innings, it's a perfect game (no matter how much your team fails to score)
>>150696234>>150696239whoa
Come on Dolan, make them doggie doo it!
>>150696234>>150696239wrong.
>he's a 45 year old alcoholic >he's the greatest athlete alive
>>150696234>>150696239
time for LOBgers
GO TWINKIES GO
>>150696295kek based
where's my muncy nu?
>xba .630cool
>>150691238>I plead entertainment sir
>>150696295uh, bros?
>>150696314make one
jintsbros this is nice
>>150696295THAT'S ALOTTA BYTES
>brash, bazardo, munoz
>>150696354my nu making days are over. it's a young man's game.
/nu/>>150696375>>150696375>>150696375>>150696375
>>150696368high leverage ACE eduard bazardo (how the hell did that happen?)
>>150691197What's weird about suggesting the pitcher should cum on the ball? It's perfectly logical and I stand by it. There is no rule saying he can't jizz on the ball, and there is no rule saying he can't use his glove as a pocket pussy while waiting for the next batter. It's simply not in the rulebook that you can't do that. I don't see the issue
