So it happened AGAIN
>>150698140/hoc/ runs /sp/
might need to talk to a doctor about ADD bros, just pulled a nineteen hour all-nighter to get, realistically, three or four hours of work done
I can feel another marner brewing in the locker room...
>>150698231When I was young and in high school and university i would pull retarded all nighters for no reason all the time. Now i am an old fuck that couldnt stay up 24 hours if I tried.
>>150698245QRD!?
>>150698295patel tanked it
Stop making so many threads
>>150698333/mlb/ does it all the time
>>150698439Don’t care retard
>the other thread is talking about mandramayeah this is the one
>>150698535/hoc/ needs a final solution to the wrestlefag infestation
>>150698543so true kingwhen the hockey finally comes back, that'll push it down a bitunfortunately that's only a temporary solution
so true angry abdul
>>150698560we don't have muslims here so I don't get what you're referencing
>>150698649They are there you just don't see em
>my wings have to play another season of hockey againAlmost feel bad for those retards
ninja town u.s.a.
>>150698530Notice the difference
>>150698259we don't call those that here now>>150698557>>150698543>>150698535worked trannies ya fed got btfo for the sixth straight year kek
We do flush it down here.
>>150698870true. yall have flushed it down for over 30 years kek no milly kwab
Real copey is back lol
>tfw daddy's home
>>150698888Checked but he never left
back from lebanon
>>150698753Yes. One is vs Nashville Predators. The other is vs Vegass Golden Showers.
can't wait for copey to get anally raped like trb wasyou know it's coming
Why did he do it?
Good morning sirs.
Huomenta
>>150699022How come Vegass could just buy a super team and perform well and when Nashville does the same they blow ass
>>150699724stamkos was 34 when he signed
>>150699724>buyThey fleeced the entire league pre-expansion draft. What did they buy after that was a monster deal
>>150699763pietrangelo
>>150699724There's a pretty big difference between guys like Eichel, Stone, Pietrangelo etc and (current day) Stamkos, Marchessault, Skjei.
bud1241
Good luck today and the rest of this week wagiebros!
WORLDE IN TWO LADS I'M BUZZIN' (skipped that fan submitted nonsense connections however, joke of a game)
Taking a disgusting workplace marner
>>150699763is there a complete breakdown somewhere (preferably in video form for my dumb ass) that breaks down with the benefit of hindsight all of Vegas' moves surrounding the expansion draft? Yes I expect you to know the answer
Thinking about getting another mug of sips
28 days until hockey returns :)
>>150700275Liiga starts today
>>150700341Thanks for the update Pekka. What are the odds that Ilves doesn’t collapse in playoffs?
>>150700026Thanks, you too fren
>>150700370Same odds as >laffs doesen't collapse in playoffs
Awoooooo
>getting btfo by connectionsKWAB
>>150699060I thought he motorboated bedard's mom
>>150700465He defiled bedard in the showers
https://x.com/NHLFlames/status/1965407561286590732?t=vD2R_MLJi1EeO2Es4Ez9QA&s=19AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150700519The Flames dynasty has officially begun
>>150700485hot
*howls*
my money's on him dropping down to a cool .897 on the season following in hoob's footsteps
>>150700485I wonder if it was chilly in there
>>150700519Swayman has ruined the goalie market
>>150700590raped retard on vpn 'gain
starting the wonder if the lames will ever make the ploffs again
>>150700614many such cases
Starting to wonder how many decades the Flames dynasty will last
flamespedos are like wrestlefagsthey are only ironically pretending to be interested
>>150700697i watched literally every minute of raw last night, habibi
>>150700768those are pentecostals in fairness to our baptist anons
>>150700768>not fooling anyonemuch like your vpn, raped bitch
WOLF is here to STAY flamesbrosthe anime girl cooked this week, 2 massive signings Wolf 7.5x7Zary 3.7x3
>>150700808trb status: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FOR ALL TIME
>>150700194It was 8 years ago fren, it the goat was a lot of teams traded good picks to ensure Vegas didn’t draft unprotected players they wanted to keep or traded multiple players for the same result. Quick google turned up picrel and t first team mentioned - our islanders - gave up a 1st & 2nd round pick plus a player to dictate who Vegas will draft from themhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fancy-stats/wp/2017/06/22/a-look-at-which-nhl-teams-the-vegas-knights-fleeced-at-the-nhl-expansion-draft/
>>150700948>It was 8 years agomuch like 04/17/22
>>150700519>>150700813It's actually happening. Now it literally boils down to >cam on Flames score sum FAHKIN GOALS
I like MogilnyAlso how dare Tuch take over his number, just doesn't feel right
>>150700948Does the billy joel figure fit with the gay sharks sleepover?
>>150700813
>>150701413What a cutie :3
>$52 million for a guy who posted .910 sv%
>>150701469Thank you Gary
Wolf is a young pup. Imagine when he's a full dire wolf
>>150701469You're just jealous that your goalie sucks balls
>>150701705no, im not a flames fan
>>150701725Retard
>>150701725rekt
>>150701748retard
>>150701755Hey, aren't you the guy who got raped by a fat weeb who carries a doll around Manhattan?
Stanley Cup sissies...
Just naired my balls like a fag again
>>150701791noretard
>>150701920Yeah, you're definitely the guy who lost on 04/17/2022
>>150701846>AI developed by an Indian company Wow we must be dogshit in reality
>I'm glad the price is going up for this critter's fur. I'll deliver it in March.
>>150701932spamming "muh vpn boogeyman" every day isn't going to just magically make your sad attempt at a meme take rootstop trying to make fetch happen
>>150702051Stop being a raped bitch
>>150702077don't talk about your mom like that :)
>>150701918I should really shave below my face. I need to wax my back
Now that Marner is no longer a >laff, but a member of the well-respected Knights organization, does hoc finally stop making fun of him?
>>150702224We never made fun of him
today's marner was kinda messy lads
>>150702224Absolutely not
sorry to hear that anon my afternoon marner was quite nice today, been eating a lot of soluble fiber
>>150701469less than swayman
>>150702224>Knights>well-respected organization Expansion teams don’t get respect till year 20.
is bud1 or trb pretending to be brown? Not a gimmick I'd go with personally. Lebanon isn't even a cool brown country.
>>150702309swayman played much better until he got paidi guess we can expect wolf to suffer too
>>150702327trb wants to be anyone but himself. can't say i blame him.
>>150700181took me 3
>>150702310we don't respect the wild or jackets here let alone some original six teams>laffs>rags
>>150702401I respect the Jackets
Reminder WRESTLEVIRGINS OUT >>>/pw/
hello! what do you guys think of this 'upgrade'? (left-about a decade ago, right-newest)
Yeah, but we gotta have 1 laffs shitter to shitpost savagely. Maybe we should vote on it.
>>150702410hey ted did you finally throw that vacuum box away
>>150700443fan submitted nonsense
>>150702051You are either a leaf on a vpn or a legit brown kid that had to go back home. There is no in between.
>>150702463>nooooo please acknowledge me I'm really smart and funny>look everyone! his flag! different! different bad!!!!!! vpn!!!!! brownoid!!!! nobody travels!!!! seat's taken!!!!yawnsnore
this guy REALLY loves engaging with Canadian /hoc/ chads. Me? shan't be engaging with the likes of him
>>150702531good man
you cry about my flag every single day when I post something about hockey you stupid faggotlmao you're crying now too
>>150702335Swayman has been exposed hard as a tandem baby. The bruins should have retained Ullmark
>>150702560conroybros.... we dealt vladar......
connections is gay
trb is bubblin' again
>>150702611he do be bubblin' and vpn jugglin'
with your mom I'm snugglin'
>>150702662will it ever end
Ken daneyko is fuckin stupid
>>150701725retard
>>150702761wolf sucks balls
AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOooooooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOO
I killed a wolf in february 2018 near the koyukuk river about 15 miles north of husliaama
>>150702867kinda rude
>>150702867bit rude desu
>>150702867What did it taste like?
>>150702867kinda cringe desu wolves are cool
>>150702867how'd you do it? chokeslam? tombstone?
>disney adult urbanfaggot>calling anything "kinda cringe"fucking jen
>>150702867i dont believe you
>>150702907.270 model 700 probably 125yds
I cut down a cedar tree in february 2018 near the litani river about 40 miles south of beirut
>>150702943thoughts on your loss to bud and mitch?
why would you murder such a regal creature
>>150702970based lol fuck this place
>>150702975same reason he tells lies on the internet
i think it's justified to kill a wolf if its threatening your chicken coupcall me a monster idgaf
>>150702943raped bitch
>>150702689when he dies of a heart attack/stroke within the next 5 years
>>150702993why is your chicken coup in the middle of nowhere alaska by some river?
i've never told a lie on the internet
>>150703013good a place as any
>>150703029is it though? you need to defend it from wolves
>>150702975watch that regal creature run alongside a caribou and bite its tongue off so it bleeds to death then not even stop to eat it. maybe watch one eating the guts out of a neighbor's friendly pet dog while it's still alive. there's nothing regal about them, they are sadists and killers and there's more than enough of them around for me to take a couple every winter.
>>150700519Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOAWOOOOOOO
>>150703062remember when you acted like an authority on ego death despite not being able to accept your losses to bud and mitch?
>>150702510look dude i dont actually give a shit about you i just know who you are and youre also an attention whore
>>150703062nice larp
>>150703062your buddy's dog got btfo
>>150703078kwab
>just leave your dog exposed to the wolvessome sick people in this world
easiest way to ego death is a lobotomy
>>150703123he already tried that
>pop in to see my bros on /hoc/>they are now fully engaging with the ghoul from the 'cord>backflip out of /hoc/
>>150703115it was a malamute they can't be inside all winter. he was on a line in his box.
>>150703137we don't tumble here
>>150703137careful!
>>150703150didn't happen
>>150703150then build then a shelter where a wild wolves cant just eat themcompletely reckless
>>150703189retard
>>150703201t. watched his bud's dog get eaten by a wild wolf
>>150703205He's a third worlder, what did you expect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p6rO5mVE1YHe speaks!
Based on the responses from the last thread97% of /hoc/ cheers for the penguins and showers with their dads still
>>150703205wasn't a buddy, guywas some asshole neighbor back when I was renting a cabindog was an asshole as well but didn't deserve the brutal death he died
>>150703261didn't happen
Just got back from Lebanon
>>150703261why did you watch then?
just showered with my dad (go penguins)
Just killed some wolves and my neighbor's dog
>>150703284Proxy off bud
The new iPhone looks gay
>>150703283I obviously didn't just sit there and watch you impossibly retarded faggotI heard some crazy howling and screaming so I threw my boots on and ran outside and ended up catching a glimpse of what was happening in the yard light before the neighbor came out yelling. wolf ran off and he shot his dog and cried and we all went back to bed.
>>150703315why
>>150703261>neighbor's friendly pet dog>dog was an assholeget your fucking story straight before you try to spin some bullshit
>>150703328>I obviously didn't just sit there and watch you impossibly retarded faggotthat is what you implied here>>150703062>maybe watch one eating the guts out of a neighbor's friendly pet dog while it's still alivenow you explain you saw nothing but a glimpse
>>150703283>>150703328thoughts on mitch winning?
>>150703315Looks like the pixel wtf
trb btfo again
>>150703345at least he managed to make it more than one post this time. remember the japanese debacle?
>>150703335They put the cameras on weird
>>150703345friendly as in approachableasshole as in I didn't like him because he was loud and annoying and was constantly going on other peoples porches and fucking with stuffyou're so desperate just stop
thanks to that american who years ago figured out trb posts on vpns and replies to xim/xerself
Can Israel bomb this guy already
>>150703351>I badly misinterpreted something written in haste, therefore I have somehow won a massive federal litigation through expert forensic investigationso desperate lmao
>>150703433>>150703439thoughts on your loss to bud, mitch and a burrito?
>>150703439its the reader's fault you didnt take the time to explain yourself?maybe you shouldnt have exaggerated
Pup Wolfie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igK899-tC2E
it's the writers fault you jumped to a conclusion before asking for clarification? maybe you shouldn't have extrapolated.
>>150703454Retard
This is why we need people like Samir here. To bully the retards.
>>150703489i did clarify retard>>150703283
>I watched it kill the dog>I clearly didn't watch it just kill the dog>The dog was an asshole>The dog was friendly actually
>samir>bullylol howby calling everyone who disagrees with him a dog?
samir doesnt exist
>>150703517I saw the wolf eating the dog's viscera. the dog was still alive. the dog was friendly to people. the dog was an asshole because he barked constantly and stole food from my porch. this isn't a difficult concept. I'm sorry you're struggling so badly.
>Dustin wolf would rather waste his career in Calgary than play for LACringe
xhe rb can't keep xis story straight. much like his sexual orientation
>>150703604dustin wolf is going to tear hoob open and start to eat his intestines and angry abdul here is going to watch from his porch without doing anything about it like a pussy
>>150702943lol baby rifle lmao t. .308 master race rifle owner (bolt action)
>>150703640bud1
>>150703604lol you were wrong and i was right. wolf even took a discount to play for my flames
bud did not 1
>>150698678Yzerplan status? This has to be THE last year for Yzerman, right?
are you guys going to freak out if I go to germany for a few weeks and then come back to lebanonI don't want to frighten or confuse anyone by going to another place temporarily (as this has clearly caused deep trauma in some of you)
before humans (europeans) came to north america, you can make a case for wolves being at the top of the food chain here.
>>150703652>discounthow much more could have he earned?he is shit
>brown middle easterner wants to go to germany illegally (to rape people most likely)actually leb anon's story seems to be checking out
>>150703747yes, wolves are compatible with savages, but they are incompatible with human civilization
>>150703759~12-14 x 8
>>150703805wow flames fans really are delusional that wolf could have been the top paid goalie in the league off elc
>>150703819He refused the offer!Word of the street is he wants to win in Calgary!
>win>calgarylmao (as in "laughing my ass off")
>>150703851kek
>>150703872your ass got raped by bud
>>150703935thoughts on your loss to bud?
Calgary might never lose again
Wolf 10th highest paid goalie now!
>>150703993my team's goalie is listed here
>>150703993Sharks mentioned
>>150703985>no no >ill make sure they lose dont worry
>>150704048>gibson
good news bro's, the korean qt went for her run today. it turns out she was just letting her left foot recover from an injury last week. her chair has just been thoroughly sniffed, as were her shoes. all is right again!
>>150703993I guess he proved himself as a starter
>>150704084stop stalking that poor girl jesus christ
>>150704112it's not stalking. i'm not doing anything related to her outside of our office
>>15070399324 years old>next year still on his rookie deal 25-26>Then seven years at 7.5, while the cap is only projected to rise. It's a good deal.
>>150704291he sucks tho
>>150704386Retard
>>150704408nou
>>150704618Sad
>>150702435Soulless.
>>150704618He’s already looking for a new AA chapter in San Jose
>>150704386
Gary shouldn’t allow teams to trade shit contracts of players will won’t play again
Gary should give free tickets to the best /hoc/ poster every week
>>150704835Did you save a thumbnail you dumbass? WHAT IS THIS A PICTURE FOR ANTS??
>>150704892But if I go to the game I cannot contribute to /hoc/ while it's going on.
>>150704954I'm getting the tickets anyways so you don't need to worry about it
>>150704940its dustin wolf sized
>>150703993Actually thats John Gibson at the 10th spotWolf isn't even on thereJust how fucking retarded are Lames fans??
>>150704986kek
>>150704954The blurry sideways picture at a game is part of /hoc/ culture
everett silvertips goaltending legend, yw flams shame he'll never get a cup now tho
*puts up sign*
>>150705041a team that has never won the ed chynoweth cupwolf is a sham
>>150705261thats the most ai generated sign I have ever seen, good job retard
>>150705355Heres a frightening one for you
>I've gained 6 kg pure muscle mass over the summerEither he's outright lying: DoubtfulOr he's an elite athlete with no fucking clue about training and his personal trainer also have no fucking clue about the amount of water and fat in human muscles: Very likelyOr he's been given/taken some kind of banned substance: Decently likelyAs a newbie you can get 4-6 kg pure muscle mass over an entire YEAR. Given how much Elias Pettersson should've been in a gym over his career he should gain 2-4 kg pure muscle mass over a year. And that would've been if he was just lifting weights and not playing hockey.
>>150705527petey gonna be 190 lbs of unstoppable aggression
>>150705527If it turns out Pettersson is doping I would start to like him again. I'd be the first time he's shown he actually cares about hockey in a long time.
>>150705261
Its gonna be cool to see McDavid leave edmonton
>>150705527i was wondering if they just told him that to get his confidence up
>>150705732
>>150705757The amount of retarded PTs out there are many. But it's possible that his PT knows it's not pure muscle mass.
thus we can conclude, bud1
>>150705864
tbg1
>>150700519Damn, good for you guys :)
>>150706059>he doesn't know it's trb nowkek what a bud1
>>150705732>>150705864>>150706048the posts of he who lost to mitch
>>150698140what a punchable cuntface
>check the ol' almanac>garypuck still weeks awayahhhh, nuts
>>150706753Stay strong Pekka. It’ll be back before we know it
had too many jalapenos bro's
waging has ceased
> Toughest goalies to score on, according to NHL players> "What about that little kid in calgay?"> "Who?"
waging is beginning
>>150700948the islanders doing that was pants on head stupid but who the fuck did Snow protect in reality? Pelech? Nelson? Pulock? That pick ended up being Brannstrom (lol). Seattle still fucking up their expansion draft makes zero sense.
Is hockey on yet?
>>150706906thoughts on your victory over trb?
>Mark Stone was traded to the Vegas Golden Knights with forward Tobias Lindberg on Monday by the Ottawa Senators for forward Oscar Lindberg, defenseman prospect Erik Brannstrom and a second-round pick in the 2020 NHL Draft.Yikes!
>>150706960The NHL world not celebrating Eugene Melnyks death is why the NHL is stupid. He destroyed Ottawa's best core since the mid 2000's because he didn't want to pay players.
the 2020 draft was only 18 months away from 04/17/22
>>150706978bud you're like 25 now. you should've grown out of your edgy phase years ago
I'll admit it. The Flames are a dynasty
I’ll admit it. I didn’t ask.
Waging is ongoing :(
>>150707031Easter fell on that date love me resurrected Lord
Got home from waging and then took a marner.
>>150706978>anyone outside Ottawa caring about Ottawa
I doubted connie...am i retarded? don't sugar coat it, i want the truth
>>150707208You would be retarded if you still doubted him (or doubted Takagi)
think ive got to get some new insoles my feet are killing me the past couple of weeks
convoy boys stay winning
>>150707153idgaf a bad owner is a bad owner. fuck them. at least Andlauer seems to care for the sens and wants them to stay
Our Sennies finna blow up the league this year
>>150707243I need new work shoes. I’ve had mine for 7 years
"flames chad" is redundant no?
>>150706824this always gets me to pop
>>150706978i actually agree with this take. We have to pretend he was good for the senators because...why? I'm not his fucking child. Fuck that piece of shit. Oh boo hoo he died so what why do we have to pretend he was a good owner who did good for the city and the team? His death was the best thing to happen to the senators in years.
>be me in 2024>marner is a fucking bitch>the leafs will never win anything with him>me in 25>lmfao leafs will never win without 100 pt god mitch marner
>>150707149what do you think about the fact that its a parody of Caesar and Augustus or do you not think about these things?Defied Caesar sits in heaven with his son Augustus by his sideDefied God sits in heaven with his son Jesus by his side (The twist is he's a slave!) I'm not going to even get into the whole egyptian mystery cult thing
>>150705527He used to lay surprisingly big hits a few years ago before the vancouver fanbase destroyed all his love and vitality.
>>150707383>thinking a greek is going to run the team betteroh lad you are in for one
>>15070757618+ website bucko
Season is almost back, Cats gonna threepeat!
>>150707267im so happy right now wolfpack
>>150707605
I wish I was a Flames chad
There must be a Chadian who loves the Flames
>>150707590the greek has done a fine job. they still need to fix their retarded scouts.
>>150707604Hola amigo :DDDD Are you enjoying pineapples and tacos in Mexico?
>>150707619There's always more room in the wolfpack fren
>>150707685I'm worried I might be too retarded for the wolfpack
>>150707706just don't be gay
.910 save percentage gives you 7.5M a yearGoalie market is fucked jim
We aren't as smart as we sound. We are as smart as we look.
>>150707730what does doing fuck all for five years get you?
>>150707740sorry im retarded>>150707706
mad at wolfie?
Wolf got 0.958 one season
>>150707730But expansion amiright
(Spiritually) banking on a snow belt Cup, call me crazy, I know. F*ck the sunbelt.
>>150707808
>>150704291>still on his rookie dealHis ELC expired in 2024.
>>150707808The snow belt has been moving to the sunbelt for decades and it’s rapidly accelerated the past decade.
>>150707685wolfies lookin' shredded m8
>>150707885th-thank you Gary...>>150707913Thanks for the reminder
>>150703993>grubaueri smile every time
We have a trade to announce.Edmonton>Wyatt Johnston>Thomas Harley>Tyler SeguinDallas>Connor McDavid>Darnell Nurse>2026 1st round pick>2027 2nd round pick
There is too much AI on instagram now. I can't tell which girls are real anymore. For sure I cranked one out to a fake girl.
>>150708008All of them might as well be AI with all the filters
>>150708018I new someone was gonna say that.
>>150708008i jack off to cartoons so that isn't a problem for me
its always obvious when its aii cant be fooled desu
>>150708021Gary calls me the fax machine during all hands meetings for a reason
my favorite things about Gary are his religion and ethnicity
>>150708049Kek bad ass
>>150708008Clanker lover!
>>150707593thats a take that is in major university history departments, you'd know that if you, you know, could read well enough to get in one (oxford)
>>150708083cope I went to the school of hard knocks
What sound do marners make?
>>150707978I don't believe it and here is the reason whyMcDavid doesn't want to be on a Stanley Cup winning team. I just don't buy it.
Silent but deadly
>>150708101Plop
>>150707896you sure about that hoss?
we call them Nicolas Roys now
i use my history degree to work as a waiter
We don't call them that here
>>150708127Yes you Marner eating retard
We flush it down here.
Don't forget to meditate today boys
copey won here dylan lost here
>>150708137Can I get a refill please?
>>150708157Wolfpack won too
>not excited about NHL at allWhat's wrong
>>150708150T A K A G IAKAGI
>>150708137The history factory down the street from me is hiring
>>150708163True
>>150708178I wait tables there :)
>>150708174This was the most boring off season of all time and now there is zero hype going in to the season. Nobody really improved except the Knights getting Marner.
>>150708174Yeah I'm really excited to see the stars and blues play.........psyche
>>150708193>zero hype couldn't be me
>>150708133were you here when some canadian wrote a multi paragraph seethe essay about how it's disrespectful that i call them nicolas roys when it wasn't even me that started saying that KWAB
>bud was hereBASED retardkino
>>150708238nah I wasn't sounds like a kwab moment though kwab
nobody calls them nicolas roys
>>150708256cope call them here that now
Nicolas roy has more cups than marner therefore we will not be calling our marners nicolas roys
>>150708256>>150708253>>150708238i apologize to all canadians. it was actually a seething american sperging out
>>150708280You'll never believe this but i dont care
>>150708290oh we care here tranny btw tiny lost and nyla has aids
>>150708280For real that's Stephen tier behavior. Copey is losing it.
>>150708302are you illiterate
>>150708280kwab
>>150708312YA I see a story about you sperging out kind of like youre doing right now
>>150708316
>>150708327dylan absolutely BURIED
>>150708280What an absolute and total retard, I'd my ashamed if he was with """my""" team. Weird that rest of the Golden Knights fans approve of this kind of behavior
What I know for certain is we don't call them wolfs
>>150708316seriously though KEK why is he like that
>i know, i'll start acting like an autistic /pw/>that will get them to stop calling them marnersKWAB
>>150708349E-God board I'm afraid
>>150708373No one is impressed by your stupidnfucking wrestling speak you dumb faggot divorced loser
>>150708349we don't call those that here now
We flush it down here now
>>150708392someone is absolutely fucking worked KWAWB 1993
>vegas golden marners>vegas marner knightsHelp me decide
>>150708430Why not both
>>150708430marner nights is sharper imo
>>150708316fake little wrestle pussies
>>150708392
>>150708392bubblin' wizorked
>>150708451this reminds me of the events of 04/17/2022
would people stop watching wrestling if the realised it's theatre
>>150708503say that to my face not online
>>150708500When that thing happened to you?
>>150708544when bud1
I'm gonna say it: asians spoons are so much better - makes slurping way easier. There I said it.
>>150708593slurp this weeb *unzips dick*
>>150708562Don't be shy we all know what happened to ya bud
>>150708613*zips it back up*
>>150707978Have you heard of salary cap, fren
yes hello my avsiessee you retards in 27 days
more like bing bing wahoo softpusylanche
>worked numale seething about calling them marners tries to call others workedkwab
do those guys at /biz/ actually know what they're talking about?
>>150708778about one in twenty
>>150708778what are they talking about?
>>150708735>>150708745
*unzips ass*
>>150708841when bud1
>>150708778Only during the greatest April fools this site has had
>>150708778No. Just invest in an S&P index
How is copey coping with his mayor sucking canadian dick right now?
>>150708778Everyone is just trying to pump their stock/cripto
for me? it's hitting my pizza with red pepper flakes and italian seasoninggl go flames
>>150709084Its the only way to get your money's worth desu
>welcome back what does Shannon mean by this?
USA is beating Japan at soccer I wonder if Iyo is watching
there is baseball on now and this numale is watching povertyflop instead oh say can you see lmao
Regular season baseball is the most boring shit on the planet
>>150709219Why is Canada better than the USA at footy
>>150708778Retard
>>150709264Canada is 5% white now
>>150709084For me, it’s dunking my cheese pizza in ranch dressing
>>150709264indians are superior to hispanics
I went to the mcdonalds beside the bar I used to frequent when I was in my early 20's and there was all these young people hanging out including a couple of young women and now I want to kill myself because I'm not young anymore.
>>150709273Why is Canada better than the USA at hockey?
>>150709288Read Buddhism fren
>>150709215Buy an ad you fat fuck
Penguins aren’t making the playoffs this year
>>150709325Neither are the >rags
>>150709325
>>150709325crosby's going to montreal and mackinnon's going to kill himself
>>150709288I feel the same way when I attend AA meetings, unironically.
>>150709325I hope Crosby does something retarded to end his career like sign with the Oilers after Mcdavid leaves.
>>150709325Crosby is never making playoffs again
>>150709290It’s not
>>150709288Go introduce yourself. You still got it. Become their friends. Just say you're 19
>>150709325Just like my dabres Just like /hoc/'s islanders
>>150709348thoughts on losing in solo combat to a burrito?
>>150709325Can Dubas trade rakell, rust, and Karlsson now?
>>150709385:3
Caps are gonna get swept by the Debbie’s in the first round Hurricanes will do the impossible and win the eastern conference finals against the panthers Oilers will get bootyblasted in the first round by kongs Kongs and canes SCF
>>150709420>Kongs and canes SCFGary loves money too much
Hot take: Sabres/Kraken SCF
Hello miss I am 19 years old and would like you to sit on my face.
>>150709503oh this nigga got rizz
>>150709485Flames Habs
IRON LIKE A LION IN ZIONIRON LION ZION
Flames - Blue Jackets
2030, Habs - Sharks
next thread should be one for the Flamiacs we had big news today
>>150709794kill yourself
>>150709794I'm on it Flamiac
>>150709809fuck off you cynical faggot
If it really did come down to these 4 teams, who would win?
Next thread should be Gump Worsley thoughbeit
>>150709866One of the three mountain chad teams. Probably kraken
>>150709852make me
>>150709866In a 4 way red rover match I have the flames
>>150709866/KRAK/
>>150709894>calgary>mountain
>>150709866The fans :)
>>150709866flames or krak, depends on how gary feels that day
>>150710005my backyard
Banff won
>>150710036yep surrounded by nothing but vast plain
>>150710005Flamiacs just have to force themselves into everything.
For me? For me it’s my Montreal Canadiens.
flamiac is a code word for Flames Maniac
>>150710130Just like how Caniac is code for canes flamiac
flames is a code word for chad. interchangeable terms desu
>>150710142you misspelled chud*
>>150710142it's takagi in Japanese
I wish I was a flamiac :(
>>150709866Habs
>tfw too intelligent to be a flamiac
>>150710206I still think about him... was once a great captain of a Canadian team.
>>150710169Donate blood and you're in.:)
>>150710255Flamiacs are vampires?
>>150710289they certainly suck alright
>>150710349Jlmi
>>150710289Flamiacs help those in need - not for personal glory (the title Flamiacs), but because its the right thing to do.
I'm thinking Winnipeg Jets for this next edition of /hoc/.
>>150710381I'm going to bring garlic and silver when I donate blood just in case you're a vampire
>laffs
SHANT be making the next thread
it better not be a fucking flames thread
Next thread is gonna _______
>>150710459suck
>>150710474
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nice work retards
>>150710485>>150710486Exact same second damn
>>150710518This will divide western Canadian /hoc/ posters for generations.
>>150710518/hoc/ runs /sp/
