behave yourselves
nu in a few
is this nu tho?
>>150698403debatable
>>150698410whose idea was this?
https://youtu.be/q2zhIHyHmq4?si=YKpvqQtrYAgGwl_taussie on the mound
>>150698416youre not going to get me to snitch, officer
tigs
well well well
>>150698395just because a team is in california doesn't mean it's a stoner team
dryers
we own the west + dey not like us + we a family + big fly ohtani san
>>150698490Das rite. Don't forget to put some MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD on your dodger dog next time you're at the stadium haha
Shohei Ohtani has set a new career high with 97 walks (so far) this season. He had 96 walks with the Angels in 2021.
I honestly think Miguel Rojas will become a manager once he retires from baseball.
>>150698485sorry fren, if I had a good doyers aussie pic i wouldve used it
Giants are 3.0 WCGB. Mets are playing against a pretty hot Phillies team for the next 3 days. There is a very strong chance we see the race tied up in the week, Mets should be scared.
>>150698591my doyers refuse to play consistent baybaw, they are the ones who should be scared in all of this considering they play the giants and phillies 10 times in a row
>>150698606doyers have a gauntlet run
>>150698591they'll be caught up to the dodgers by the time their series comes up. can't expect their starters to go 8 innings into a no hitter EVERY day lol... especially when the rockies can still fucking score without getting a hit lol
>>150698627delete this nephew... I need this hope to last for at least a few more hours...
>>150698591I am scaredThey've been really inconsistent the past week
Normally I don't eat Hostess Convenience pastry Sloppa that's always cluttered up, but Damn, Kazbar is just too goated.
for me, it's a tastykake honeybun and phillies baseball
>>150698591i kinda hope both the giants and mets make itnever watched the playoffs before, but just feel like the gennies will be a bit too [insert your choice of adjective] if the padres make it
>>150698749behaved? or would you prefer civil?
>>150698591Nigga we always scared
>>150698749The genny is always shit
>>150699348Aw you don’t mean it, say you don’t mean it!!
>>150699304gm gridbro
>>150699348?? explain
>>150699363Recker on the board!!!!
Morning all.
3.51.5Can you take me higher?
https://www.foxsports.com/articles/mlb/2025-mlb-mvp-odds-al-and-nl-favoriteshttps://www.rotowire.com/betting/mlb/al-mvp-odds.phphttps://www.rotowire.com/betting/mlb/nl-mvp-odds.php
I don't really understand how odds work in the USMuch easier in Aussie, if the odds are $2.00 then every dollar you put in nets you two dollars for a win
>>150699480I’m not a betfag, and I hate how gambling is shilled by mlb now. But I am a mathfag:It’s based on $100, at least that’s the easiest way of thinking about it. So Ohtani at -10000 means you’d have to bet $10,000 to win $100. Soto at +3000 means a bet of $100 wins $3000.
>>150699543Makes sense and similar enough, but I feel like it just adds another step of math then what should be requiredLike if you bet $17, you'd have to divide 100 by 17 then multiply by 3000In Aussie you just multiply your bet amount by the odds
gm mariners nation, i think we should take the series against the redberds today>>150699450maybe take manila and havana too
>>150699571It seems insane that they would use $20 as an example and not $100 tbqh
>>150699662I don't understand
Stop gambling.
>>150699677
>>150699669The website the Japan anon linked had example bet of $20. Instead of $100 which would have made things more obvious non how the odds work.
>>150699677Gambling is good for you.
>>150699918fact check: mostly true
>>150699738>>150699918Look what happened to Ippei-kun; you don't want to get involved with wagers, bets, props, or games of chance.
>>150699944Give those cubbiebears a game of chance!
I hope my Padres win today :)
>>150699980we had the best time at your partythe wife and Ithank you very much
>>150699999nice digits but its opposite day
Real 2hu hours
I stayed late up to watch the Red Sox game last night and now I’m dragging ass at work. I’m glad this is the last west coast road trip.
>>150699999If they won yesterday, that means they will lose today.
>>150700118I woke up at 3PM to watch the metsies and I’m still at work for another hour T-T
>>150700168Mococo you need to be more hopeful. I think we're going to surge
>>150698574Do the Doyers have Lunchlys in their dugout?
>>150698574Coach Primate!
The Padres need to get a Uma Musume Night and collab with the Del Mar Racetrack.
wake up with some recker dingershttps://youtu.be/xpYAeO_dMVUhttps://youtu.be/52VA-9CJ-I0https://youtu.be/QqiLan4U2R4https://youtu.be/hOWwYKhB5OYbonushttps://youtu.be/aABRbTgg3IE
>>150699999digits of victory
>>150699999based
glasn-ACK
>oh, wow! the same number in a row!
>>150700556t. upset he never landed quints
>>150700556
7th inning of Game 5 of the 2015 ALDShttps://youtu.be/3ANE-fJK8PU
>>150700599spoiler alert: jays win
>>150700461I dont like it, but at least it makes sense
I'm very proud of my Padres for coming back and winning last night. We may finally be getting the suck out of our system.
>>150700581My life’s greatest work
>>150700718gay braves kek
>>150700701We're definitely back and just in time
>>150700599>this was troonronto's world series
KBO Results
>>150701020NPB Results
>>150701038NPB Standings
Bussy Standings
>>150701050MLB American
>>150701065MLB National
>>150701065jaysies on top :)
>>150701244careful you're going to make the stinkees shit their diapers
>>150701076>the jints and dbags still have a chance at making the postseason
>>150701265they got to have their celebration over winning the last 2 games to end the season 3w-7l vs the jays
>>150701316those 9 blown saves by Scott really did matter and the skip keeps trotting him out there
>sneks playing there way out of WC contention >sneks playing there way into the role of division spoiler the last week
>>150701265>>150701361>it's afraid>troonronto blow gays kek>1993>saar do not redeem
>>150701417The most based role
>>150701452there is the foretold diaper soiling
>>150701381Padres legend Tanner Scott coming in clutch for my Pads
>>150701417I hate you
>>150701452>the faggot AI spammer is back
>>150701483>all this diaper fantasyI don't kinkshame. Recker o algo.
>>150700240this poster isn't Mococo
>>150701500?ehtees ay ekam skens
>>150700701>>150700901I'll be here when Michael Queen gives up 5 runs in the first inning and the Poo bats goes cold all night.
Fagwawa and Mocucko kek
>>150701597you sure you won't be too busy beating off to lolicon?
>>150701597Not possible. I got quints you see>>150699999
>>150701597Pretty sure that’s not his name, Mocucko.
>>150701616KEK
>>150701558Ah I think you're right. I thought it was just some Padres self-deprecating humor
Wisconsin Timber Rattler Bratober Fest uniforms. Cringe or kino?
stop fighting, it's baseball, none of you know what will happen in any given game
>>150701452>You are a pajeet or sunthin
>>150701730my sources are always right
>>150701730I know that gaysconsin will choke in October like they always do
Faith in humanity RESTORED
>>150701756>Be white>Have a Spanish surname>Be counted as Latino
>mariners did a funko pop night where the player graphics on scoreboard were also funko popsoh my science.... BASED!!!!
>>150701784>No one does this at Petco Park
Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply.
>>150701827rent free
If blue gays sweep the trash can organization of Houston, I will never post >laffs anymore in /hoc/
Baseball is Japanese.
>>150701843If elected janitor, I promise to ban all hololive pedos on sight.
>>150701756White Latinos are white and belong in the second row
Pepperjack
>>150702016you have my vote
>mizeIt's hard to care about this team unless my skoobie is pitching
>>150702030what image is this even supposed to be?
>>150702018american
>>150702030>110 bytes for THISI want my data back
>>150702162Not cheese.
>>150702055It'll be a fun series. Worried about Trill Warren though.
gabagool? ova here
>>150702162eww
>>150702145>>150702030>>150702177You guys can't recognize nl mvp shohei ohtani???
>>150702508Literally who?
>>150702565this is what real love looks like
>>150702565Based
Literal who’s.
i can go further but it can be painfully cringe so i won't
>>150702708no keep going
>>150701597Hopefully watching and rooting for your team instead of shitposting about mine, right?
>>150702744nah i'm not american
that was some Angels in the Outfield shit
>>150701792>>150702017>White Latinos Hola senor saars !!
>>150701792>>150702017>white latino
>another day where manfred decides no baseball until almost 4pm
>>1507030367pm*
>>150703131?????????
>>150703143>brown timezonelol
>>150702231sure it is, that's why it's called american cheese
>>150702231It's regular cheddar with added sodium citrate to enable melty perfection :)
GM Padres nation
>>150703316It's nearly noon.
>eating cheese from a caveCouldn't be me
>>150703374Buts its still morning here so it counts as waking up before noon
me when there's cheese nearby
>>150703388Would you trade our underground strategic cheese reserve for Canada's strategic maple syrup reserve? >>150703407well you didn't miss any baseball so there's that.
>>150703416you and me both, brutha
>>150703374Yes and?
>>150703416I dont get it
>>150703316Good afternoon, lovely day for a Chadres win!
>>150703533>Afternoonwhere do you live?
>>1507035581140 is basically the afternoon
>>150703416>>150703498I came as ice, I came as a whoreI came as advice that came too sureI came as gold, I came as crapI came clean and I came as a ratIt takes a long time but God dies tooBut not before he'll stick it to you
>brown tranime addicted NEETS ERP'ing kek
>>150703637you don't know what that term means
>>150703036The next CBA will make his head spin>>150703637The only sane chiknigger post
>>150703649>w-we hadn't gotten to the RP part we were just doing introductionsyeah i've seen this brown tranny dance before
Afternoon! Alvarez’s AB might have been the worst I have ever seen.
>>150702786Shitposting about the Poodres is what gives me life.
>>150703659He's not going to kill baseball next year.... will he?
>>150703278>>150703316>>150703374>>150703533>>150703558>>150703612
>>150703789
>>150703783It's over. It'll be worse than 1994. The deferred dollary doos, Rays/A's, and expansion talks will crash the MLB with no survivors.
>>150703839I wish the MLBPA would go on strike next year so Americans are forced to watch the World Cup.
>>150703871shan't be watching anyway, but why do you care if we watch the world cup?
>>150703839No.... please!
>>150703927Divegrass will be USA's pastime.
>>150704107team usa won't even get out of the group stage
>I wish the MLBPA would go on strike next year so Americans are forced to watch the World Cup.
>>150704322Imagine if we cared about soccer.
>>150703762What a sad existence
>>150704462I own a battle flag of the army of northern virginia.
>
baseball
>>150705171
>>150704682But it is fun.
>>150705247
>>150705247I, too, love being white.
>>150705318
I love baseball, guys.
>>150705368
>>150705254Pick a different team to shit on
>>150705480
>>150705568Not until the Padres relocate out of San Diego.
yakyu!
>>150705782That's never going to happen
The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:>ChargersSan Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)>San Diego RocketsPoor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since>San Diego ClippersSterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)>San Diego MarinersFailed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol>San Diego SailsCucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)>Golden State WarriorsPlayed a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland>San Diego GullsHave dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.
>>150705923>whenever Killa Cam Hitler pitches
>>150706041wow, I had no idea the sports situation there was this bad. why do san diegans hate their teams?
>>150706368Mainly because San Diego is a transplant city. Barely anyone who lives there was born there, so people just use it like a public cum dumpster but always come home to their real teams kek
>>150706346Sir, this is the baseball thread
This guy has been seething about San Diego for the past several months
>>150706557just ignore him
>>150705965Seidler's Poojeeta widow could have relocated the team.
>>150698550nobody cares
>>150700367and there it is
kek ugh wheeze
anyone have the webm of bananas portraying the phillies hag as the grinch?
>>150706346There goes the proposed Middle East series at Saudi Arabia in 2026 between the Mets and Reds.
>>150702284>Being worriedDetoilet can't even beat the white sux. We're never losing again. It was the yankees cant beat playoff teams
>>150706647But she didnt, besides where would they go?
>>150701730>he thinks the yankees are losing again this season
I'm not Fuwawa, I'm an El Paso Chihuahua!
>>150706816how many times have you changed your name now?
>>15070685227
>>150706792They can defeat our Majestic turtlenecks in the fall. >>150706852>it's all one guy27 thoughever.
Holy freakin' crap Lois
Stankees will be 2-11 against Bombston this season. Be warned poo yorkers. Enjoy another sweep at Fenway! You will never beat the Based Sox in a playoff ever again. Now that's 16 years and counting.
>>150706890>>150706959>>150706969oh the coping and seething over the 2025 yanks being world series champs when all of you said the season was over a month ago
>>150706890KEK
baseball :)
is it true that alejandro has been ousted as a doyerpaco?
>>150706969>bombstonYou do know we say that to make fun of you for the marathon bombing, right?>>150706982At worst, we'll fail upwards again. 28 soon THOUGH.
>>150707096Jazz is the new Joe Namath
Mfh
>>150706982>>150707096you two are the worst kind of stankee posters in the world I can't even tell if it's samefagging. Soon to be 16 years of no rings losers. Losers. EYY AM CHOKIN HEEAH! that what's your players will say while underperforming in the wild card.
baseball?
>>150707174new iphone air is overpriced. base iphone 17 is the best phone value.
>>150707144>you two are the worst kind of stankee posters in the world I can't even tell if it's samefagging. Soon to be 16 years of no rings losers. Losers. EYY AM CHOKIN HEEAH! that what's your players will say while underperforming in the wild card.
>chicanos and other latinx mad about the yankeeskek
>>150707144>being this betathen again you're a red sux fan
ngh
>>150707224you are just another type of bandwagoner
>>150707144Enjoy a soul crushing homer by the yankees in the 1st on TBS tonight. Pick your poison. Grisham? Judge the MVP?
>>150707245i choose whatever position will anger or annoy the most people in the given context
>>150707144I like slopspie!
>>150707254 I rather pick "fucking your moms asshole" as my poison
>>150707144>3 replies from the same posteryou got em seethin, m8
>>150707287Why would you fuck your own grandmother's asshole son?
>>150707260>>150707075
do not reply to astromiguels
Whoever loses, umps win
do reply to astromiguels
no respondas a starmichaels
SIRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
viva los doyers, dale dale dale!
don't reply to argie
Fill'em!
PFMA
me and who
I need it
>>150707531did he die?
>>150707535I look like this
>>150707547it would be extremely painful
Do not reply to stankeejoses
My Arrakis... my Dune...
>>150707570>>150706737
>>150706804PortlandSalt Lake CitySan AntonioOklahoma City
>>150707579how about you move there instead?
I could use a poundin
>>150707599But you're coming with me Moco-chan.
do not reply to jintjeronimos
I gotta have it!
post
>>150707691reply
https://vocaroo.com/1neUENxwCtWB
>>150707715I think you should kys
>i hope he didn't get to report me before the delete went through
>>150707715why is Ohtani posting sexual photos of his dog?
>>150707733>you're breaking the rules!kek shitter melty
>>150707796why does the ump look so upset?
>Bo Bichette to the 10-day IL with a left knee sprain (retroactive to Sept. 7)>Joey Loperfido is back up>Santander still hasn't begun his rehabI guess it's time for the Jays to hobble and limp into the postseason
you'd be soccer fans except you're bad at them and get bullied by the superior southern cone at it so you have to flee to baseball just like you fled mexico for america
>>150707801>the poodres were supposed to lose>whats Manfred gonna do to me
>>150707796
I need it desu
beep me
>>150703278I fucking love science :)
>>150707824What is it that you need, son?
wtf is Arte Moreno even doing
start watching the mets
>>150707859Baseball is only popular in the northern Mexican states that border the USA. It's non-existent in Mexico City.
Slider cutter comboERG MINDFUCKED Houspie!Eke!The bearie poster was unhingedHave mercy, please!I’m a girl thoNghGot a long way to go, short time to get thereCollar this ratHell of a post Schwarbro!I’m sorry sirKeep it cubs relatedAlways keep it cubs relatedNu in a fewEverybody do the cubbiebear clapRecker MINDFUCKED ManoahFuck my ass at the ballgameAnthony freakin’ Recker! ‘Nuff said!!Give him another chance!Gaylanta is in a missionOhtani allows us to dreamThis is psychotic
>>150707872at least the players have solidarity
>>150707859you tell me
>>150707872Collar this rat
fma at the ball game!
Cade Horton got plans fo you!
Has anyone here alerted/warned Recker?
Baseball :)
Find recker
>replaced in CF by Jose Siri in September of 2025 after five months on the IL
I’m gonna take a nap
>>150707999WAKE UP!!!!!
>>150707991What would we seek in order to find Recker?
I just got an eviction notice from the landlord, what do I do?
mets got bored of scoring 10 runs every game hitting fast balls, so they decided they're just not going to swing at them anymore
>>150708073I'm sorry but you need to leave.
>2025 Astros have 142 roster moves this season>already the record for most roster moves in a single season in the modern 162 games era (outside of covid season)>the next highest is the 2019 Phillies with 135 and the 2023 Angels with 130I’m glad we’re at least actually making records with the number of injuries we’ve sustained
>>150708073join the army
CASTY!
It's time
>>150708096>>150708111I have no where else to go right now and I'm 3 months behind on rent.
>>150708154Pay denbts.
>>150708073Is it a rent issue? Just pay it back soon and they’ll rescind the notice. If you can’t, go to your landlord and discuss it with them and give them a timetable to payment and if they’re cool/smart they’ll work with you. Most landlords don’t want to lose tenants if they are paying. If you’ve burned those bridges or can’t pay anytime in the foreseeable future, they can’t legally remove you until they go through the courts which won’t be for a while, so take that time to actually move out.
Can anyone recommend good teen fashion influencers to crank my hog to after the Jays game tonight?
>>150708176Zoomers didn't get sears catalogs in the mail and it shows.
the queen of /mlb/
>>150708154Nigga, 3 months behind is your fault. Get your NEET ass a job or go leech off a family member. If you get a job and show your landlord, they might be willing to extend it further.
>>150708189Bro I had several Sears catalogs hidden underneath a drawer in my bedframe. The top center spine of the catalog would get worn out from gripping it while cranking
>>150708073>>150708154who is your team?
>>150707802Just give us the division choke jays
>1st pitch>Home run at any other fieldIt's over
>leadoff double JP3
>>150708203he DODGES his rent, it's pretty obvious who his team is
it's up!
Just fuck my shit up
>>150708215>named Bieber>in Canadawhy are you having a singer pitching for you?
>>150707579How does the Padres relocating benefit a Doyers "fan" living in SD?
>>150708215>>150708227>1993>1967
There's the 1st strikeout in Will Warren's perfect game
>>150708220no one cares doyerpaco
>>150708240Because I'm gay and homosexual and I eat cum and take cocks in my ass
CC1 BOMB
>>150708220>sneedhan>guy who got gaped by the pirates and tried to steal a rookie's first major league hit ball because he was seething over itLOL
blow gays what the FUDGE
>they thought shane bieber was gonna save themlol canada>1993
>Bieber assfucked by asstrosKWAB
>>150708220everyone cares dodgerchad
>it was the jays have the division in the bag>it was the yankees season is over
>now I get to hear Buck come up with the freshest copes for this team's bad pitching managementPete Walker has to go sorry
>3/4 balls hit have been to the warning track of beyond>blow gays
Shut the fuck up Yanks fans, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>gayboy torreslaughs in jazz
don't reply to astromiguel
>>150708203Mets
Padres getting right at the right time, is it the same for Doyers just randomly getting hot at the right time despite having a injured SP last year? I wanna believe for some reason lol
>>150708291>1993We told you you were gonna choke. Listen next time you beta.
Strider looks so weird clean-shaven.
sorry jaybros, we have a divisional race now of our own doing so we need the wins or we would give you the series just to spite new york
>>150708291
>>150708301kek
>>150708307Giving us hope is always a red flag for me.
>>150708301Nigga pay your rent
That's 1 scoreless inning for Will Warren's complete game
>whole asstros team is spicsKek
>detoilet
Come on back to the squad George, we’re running it back. We’ll pick up Bregman in Boston on the way home.
imagine paying rent lol
>>150708318Stoppit.
Prepare your anus for another soul crushing yankee homer in the 1st
>Bananaball catch in the mlb
OTTO!
>>150708377>the
If I weren't so confident in the Giants and Reds tripping over themselves, I'd actually be worried about them catching us.
sick thread
>>150708377>Bananaball catch in the mlb
BACK TO BACK
>>150708391it's okay
>>150708389How do I get into jacking off to anime like this? Do I just google hentai? How do I find good animes with hot 2d girls?
send manaea to the rapist
>>150708389Misaki…
>Back 2 BackYeah, time to send Manaea to where we sent Senga
Attapetey!
>>150708416rule 34
Boy, September baseball sure is exciting, huh Jays fans? Hope you all booked your season tickets for next year, prices are up 20% plus tax. It'll go to our contract extensions! Thanks for supporting our team!
>>150708423The rape dimension?
ITFCB
WHY DO OTHER TEAMS BOTHER PLAYING THE YANKEES?! THE GAME IS OVER IN THE 1ST INNING
Just got home from work and turned the game on. Phillies already up by 4. I guess the 2025 season is over for my Mets.... Guess I'll watch some Yankees gameplay...
>>150708370I AM A WIZARD
THEEEREEEE IT GOEEEES
kek GKR shitting on this mental midget
>>150708377>bananaballis this racist? seems a bit on the nose
I dunno maybe Bohm was onto something with those parabolic mics at Citi field.
You retards just had to keep saying our season was over
>>150708494I never said that
>>150708492those mic broke his ankles
I love how we hit homers in the 1st inning and the game is over ^_^
Spencer Strider sucks now. He's a "power pitcher" (meaning he only has 2 pitches) but only throws 94. I can basically throw 94, what a dope.
>>150708507cope and seethe
Fuck my boricua ass
>>150708524i would fuck and marry right
>Bichette on the ILAt least he'll be resigning with the Jays for sure now after they miss the playoffs and his free agent value plummets.
Yea I'm done. They look lifeless and helpless. Mets are cooked. Done. It's over. Maybe I'll go and take my son on a bike ride around the neighborhood
>>150708530
Donovan Solano is now a rag, continuing Texas' rich tradition of picking up shitty mariners.
>it was the yankees can't beat playoff teams>it was the yankees season is over
>>150708542You'll sweep my doyers in the WC and have another go with Philly in the DS, got plenty to look forward to
>>150708542>around the neighborhood
Another scoreless inning in Based Warren's complete game
>>150708546post more
>it was they laughed at jazz saying the yankees were winning the division
They doubted Will-sama’s complete game.
Can someone post a manga waifu for me? I need to pick a new one to read and I usually choose based on the waifu options.
>>150708588
>>150708514>NowHe's always sucked. >Muh K's>Muh FIPNever masked the fact that when he gave up contact, he gave up hard contact
Did the Astros starter get injured? That's crazy bad luck
>2nd start back in 2 years>injuredfuck man, dude was working so hard to get back
>>150708578>t.
>paid millions to throw a ball>Can't even throw the ball without getting hurtKWAB
>>150708318>>150708366Thank you. Maybe one more injury.
Something popped in his arm, careers probably ogre. Sucks for the dude.
>>150708646Please god let it be something minor. Holy shit man, this dude and team cannot catch a fucking break.
ranger is fucking cruising
>>150708667Oh well he can always do onlyfans
>>150708646must feel awful for him
>asstros, blow gays, and red sux betas keep tearing their vaginasJust give us the pennant at the very minimum. You all deserve it for saying our season was over
>>150708708I don't get what the 110-63 thing means, explain pls
>>150708726We're never losing again this season. Yankee mystique
On one hand I hope they lose on the other hand I'd have to update my filter each time they do
>>150708650>t.
>>150708726110 minus 63 equals 47What does 47 represent? Donald Trump You can put the rest together
>tigers>offenseWhy do they even let games continue after the yankees homer in the 1st inning? It's over
Luis is most likely done for the season, possibly done for a career. I’m so fucking upset man. He’s such a genuinely nice guy and worked so hard to get back.
Killing myself brb
How do you go from completely dominating Phillies starting pitchers to this abhorrent shit in just a few weeks? Really makes you think
Joey will always be /ourguy/
Taryn food time!>first hitfuck
>>150708877They sent him down to the minors undeservedly and fucked his mojo. Schneider fucked him up
i am optimistic
>>150708862keep us posted
>>150708877>mustache made out of corduroy…
>>150708737when did the season become 173 games?
>>150708897lol is that stewie griffin?
>>150708578Lol what is this? I live in Metuchen, NJ
>>150708909We're not losing again the rest of the season playoffs included
>>150708919thats the player entrance at shitty field
My Mets are cooked
woah, mets sideline reporter is a cutie
>>150708919>Metuchen There’s a 2hu Mets joke in here somewhere but I’m too depressed to figure it out
>>150708914no stewie is a hater, loser, pessimist this is Peter Family Guy
>>150708932if you only won 11 more games then you didnt make it out of the alcs or you are 1 game short of the world series...
>>150708937would create half breeds with
>Ben Rortvedt made the 2025 Dodgers team photoKEK
>>150708650This gay meme has aged horribly
>they literally made me stop eating foods that are shaped like dicks>No hotdogs, no popsicles >Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks?>The best kinds!
>>150708936Damn lmao wtf>>150708937We need a sacrifice
>>150708947Is it Michelle Margaux today?
>>150708947you probably mean Taryn, phillies sideline reporter and queen of /mlb/
>>150709021dont think it was her, think it was a blonde
I feel bad for TBS. Yankees have the game already won in the 1st inning so the ratings will drop
>>150708937hnnnng
>>150708937Wasn't this girl AI or something?
>>150708959ALDS is 3 games, ALCS 4, World Series 4. We have a first round bye. Do the math Choke Gays>1993
>>150709033yeah okay thats hermarking that down as another reason for me to support the phillies next season
>>150708966She's already half.
>>150708937She could make an onlyfans and be a millionaire within a week.
>>150709065welcome, brother.
>>1507090622009
Why didn't you all listen to Jazz when he correctly said the yankees are winning the division?
WHAT IS THIS VIRIGINA BULLSHIT U HAVE UR OWN STATE GET THE FUCK OUT OF PA WE DONT WANT UR SHITTY TRAFFIC AND CITIES U FUCKIN REDCOATS CAN FUCK OFF AND HAVE THE PEOPL FROM WV
>>1507090802025. We're never losing ever again. No one can beat us. Their spirit is crushed in the 1st inning
Jays you’ve been Bluballed
>>150708994wdym it's truer than ever
BELLI FUCKS YA
Roki Sasaki is throwing 100 again. I wonder what changed?
YOU JUST GOT FUCKED BY THE ESKIMO BROS
>>150709123sticky stuff
BASED BELLINGERGO THE FUCK HOME DETOILET AND CHOKE GAYS. THE YANKEES HAVE ALREADY WON. WE. OWN. YOU
Booked tickets for the 23rd, will my Jays even be in the wildcard spot then? Or will I be witnessing the Red Sox slaughter them into irrelevance?
>>150709118CUTE
>>150709131Isnt that mostly spin rate?
BELLI BOMB
>>150709079
>Santander delayed rehab start due to back tightnessjust shut him down, its over
>>150709151Genuinely gorgeous in a classy way, not in a trashy hoe kind of way.
game time
>>150709144It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>150709144wasn't it both
Shwarber is beyond cooked man.
sigh...SIGH!!!
wat da fuq?
Pitching coaches figured out Roki? no way ;_;
>yankees have complete game shutout while choke jays get no hittop fucking kek
Stankeedoo 'em!
>>150709148there's place called belly bombz here and i'll never know because i'm not walking into place with a gayass lame name like belly bombz. bellinger is cool, though
Yawn. Just trying to get some ratings back for TBS
>>150709172corrrr would give her my slider
>12 Kswew
Dominated by Hunter Greene, dominated by Aaron Nola, now dominated by Ranger Suarez 3 days in a row. Get me out of here man
>>150709310she is not for lewd though
season's over
>>150709299Fucking retard lmao
>>150709311i had 27 in high school
>being dominated by Aaron Nola in 2025That's just sad
The rookie is looking great today, ever since he’s was called back up, he’s looked nails
>>150709335same, all thats left is the collective cackling of division rivals for the rest of the month
>jays pitching sucks and they can't hit the hospicestros>the best team in baseball stops cheating in ArlingtonIt isn't fair.
>I won 27 rings once
>>150709347That was yesterday. Ranger today he's been amazing so far
>teams tie the yankees thinking they have a chance and then give it up the following inningtop fucking kek. Jazz swag
Gay bar is still a yankee
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>>150709456>>150709459leave it to the professionals fellas
>>150709459This thread was created first
>>150709456This thread was posted first and isn't muncy.