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Been having crazy dreams lately
Sell the team Josh
>>150701315I have a feeling the thunder might be the first repeat of the 20s
>>150701343also, who in the east could beat the thunder in 7?
>>150701364Pacers would have if Haliburtons Achilles didn’t snap
>>150701315
there's a jewish girl thats making you #uever
>>150701430suburban american jewish women are were its at. im black and I married one. best decision of my life.
eurobasket thread is moving faster than us...
>>150701315Houston Rockets, Chicago Bulls, New York Knicks
>>150701463Are you the Washington DC anon that’s half black half jewish?
>>150701463im black too, i want a slavic woman tho.
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next three years
>LeBron James wrote a rare op-ed in Chinese state media this week>LeMao>LeXing>LeCommie
>>150701576I’m black but not the guy you’re talking about
There’s unironically nothing wrong with China. Nice cities, nice hard working people, especially the ones here that run the Chinese restaurant. Boomers still have they Reagan mindset lol
>There’s unironically nothing wrong with China. Nice cities, nice hard working people, especially the ones here that run the Chinese restaurant. Boomers still have they Reagan mindset lol
>>150701603Notice how no one on /nba/ even mentioned this. The Wuhan crew are trying to scrub this news out of the mainstream media. Don't be fooled.
>>150701623Not an argument + your stuck in 2021 with these jokes lol
>>150701647>your
>thread moves at snails pace approaching bump limit>someone makes early new>19 replies within 30 minutesYou niggas are so starved for (You)s man
>>150701430I remember being 18
Ben Simmons gonna team up with Lebron and win the ship.
>>150701663A new thread is a fresh start for people to engage in a new instance of a retarded argument they've already had a million times before
>>150701649Again, not an argument.
>>150701713I don't think you was educated.
>anti china trump retard can’t come up with an argument Typical
>Terry Rozier isn’t showing interest in a buyout with the Heat because he doesn’t expect any teams to pursue him as a free agent, per @IraHeatBeat
OFFICIAL AND OBJECTIVE GREATEST NBA PLAYERS OF ALL-TIME POWER RANKINGS1. Wilt Chamberlain2. Michael Jordan3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar4. Stephen Curry5. Shaquille O'Neal6. Larry Bird7. Tim Duncan8. Kobe Bryant9. Magic Johnson10. Hakeem Olajuwon11. Bill Russell12. Kevin Durant13. Dirk Nowitzki14. Nikola Jokic15. Kevin Garnett16. Dwyane Wade17. David Robinson18. Jerry West19. Allen Iverson20. Charles BarkleyPOWER GAP9001. Michael Olowokandi90001. LeBalco
>>150701663Pistol threads have aura
I have a crush on Bonnie Blue
Currcuck posting sexy photos of Ayesha rn.
>>150702031He has no self awareness poor guy
>>150702031Curry is way too good a guy man.
>>150701663It's just the Pisstol Pete fag talking to himself so that everyone moves to his homosexual thread
Should I apply for the /sp janitor position?
>>150702201no. do literally anything else with your time.
https://x.com/ushernba/status/1965197011319488616Mpj goat
Ayesha Curry is ringing the breeding bell again bros I can't fucking take this shit anymore I'm a human too
>>150702392There are plenty of women like Ayesha out there. You'll find one anon
Stephen Curry — $59.6MJoel Embiid — $55.2MNikola Jokić — $55.2MKevin Durant — $53.3MGiannis Antetokounmpo — $54.1MJimmy Butler — $54.1MAnthony Davis — $54.1MJayson Tatum — $54.1MDevin Booker — $53.1MJaylen Brown — $53.1Mhttps://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1965438673198919923CurGoat on top where he belongs
Thinking about Ayesha....
>>150702723Damn...#uever
>>150701497the eurobasket CHADS have already split from the dead nba and are getting ready for the GOAT LEAGUE which is going to occur in 1 year when lebum goes there and takes all the good nba talent with him
>>150702456>none of these players made it out of the second round last year>half of them didn't even make the playoffs
repetetive looking thread
>>150703292It's a bunch of bots, mossad agents and chinese factory workers who just keep posting the same shit over and over. So tiresome. It's why I left.
>>150702366My Goat Curry, I need to believe in him more.
>>150703319Would a bot post a picture of Celtics’ Rick Fox guarding prime Jordan?
>>150702031I know a husband trying to save his marriage when I see one
>>150703319See you tomorrow
>>150703292This general starting falling off after the 2022 season. 2021 /nba/ wasgreat
Old heads mad this genny changed. Get with the times
>>150703832no. im just gonna vanish eventually
>[Charania] Just in: Restricted free agent Josh Giddey has reached agreement on a four-year, $100 million deal to re-sign with the Chicago Bulls, agent Daniel Moldovan of Lighthouse Sports Management tells ESPN.
>>150704359P. Giddey is back!
>>150704359Squeezed those bitches. KEK!
>>150704359$25mil a year is a value contract compared to what Barnes, Franz and Quickley got and a fortune compared to Cam Thomas. Seems fair
My Knicks are winning it all this year
>>150704359Josh giddey got his bag.Scat Thomas could never. KWAB.>>150705184Based desu
We are getting greece vs turkey, how kino is that. and giannis vs sengun, i used to pray for matches like these
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>>150705168based. its finally out season bro
MVP season loading
>>150706130Still getting bitched by okc houston and denver im afraid
>>150704359WE FUCKING WON GIDDEY SISTERS
>>150705184
>>150704359Alright time to get rid of those manlet guards and build around P Giddey and Buzelis
>>150706130>rest of the league being zesty as fuck and being podcasters >WembLee is on the final leg of the grind
>>150706130Year 3 Chetty will lock this stick man up
Who would you rather have on your team, Kumnigga or Westbrick?
>>150707018Shiva had a higher EFG%, 3P%, the same rebounding rate, better defensive numbers, on top of his assist numbers, while being a model teammate and not a sulking bitch like Kumnigga.
>>150707018Kuminga
>>150707018This is a WestCHRIST board.
>>150707018WestALLAH is getting that 2026 FMVP nigga
>>150705402winner claims Cyprus as rightful clay
This is when LeBron should have retired. Everything after that has been a disaster for his "legacy". The gold medal didn't mean anything, it was all Curry when it mattered the most in that tournament while he was sitting in the corner watching him. It actually did more damage than good since it highlighted who was always the better player between the twoIt's gonna get worse too next year. It will be good for us because we will all be laughing though. I feel bad for Luka because they will waste another year of his prime but he shouldn't have been a fat fuck to begin with. I guess this will be his punishment though. Having to carry a completely delusional and washed old man for a whole season while he deals with his drama
>>150708296Luka deserves this for eliminating my team
>alright Ben I got you one last shot in this league. I had to beg and plead for weeks on the phone for this vet min contract but if you work on your jumper you have a chance at making a comeback so what do you say?>no
why is hakeem training wemby, actual BETRAYAL.
>PG: Josh Giddey>SG: Coby HuWhite>SF: Noa Essengue>PF: Matas Buzelis>C: Jalen Smith>Sixth Man: Ayo Dosunmu>Bench:>Corpse of Nikola Vucevic>Zach Collins>Kevin Huerter>Dalen Terry>Isaac Okoro>Julian Philips>Tre Jones>That Australian Center we drafted, mateI’m okay with this team and I think based AKME did a good job at rebuilding on the fly (while trying to sell the angry mob/fans that we’re playoff-bound) and getting all prospects whose potential is greater than the sum of that Lavine-Derozan-led team. Furthermore, Josh Giddey is a 6’8 Steve Nash and making the play-in with a young team is based, because they need the experience and to grow from it. Change my mind.
>>150708408time to be a podcaster talkin about how he secretly would've stacked chips if he switched spots with somebody who's actually good>aw man imagine how heckin good i woulda been if i was on the bucks! yawnis is so heckin lucky you guys!!!
>>150709141as has become tradition. if he does it real quick like, he can get on the kobe hate train before it becomes verboten to shit on him again.
>>150709096yep, another play-in team to keep the money train going for Reinsdorf. Life is good
>>150709252Better this than Lavine-Derozan iso ball.
>>150709718Kek
Kawhi should be banned for life
Meal.
Kawhi is a bigger paycheck thief then simmons honest to YHWH
>>150710310This looks good
>>150709096Nobody cares about the Bulls man, come on
If Philly or Ja Morant did what Kawhi did, they’d be banned for life
>>150701315Celtics ;)
>>150710310whatever that is it looks good
Embiid not kill?
Oubre gone
>>150710597Sadie bulking up?
>>150711462ringer on suicide watch >>150711848his contract has value, not sure why 6ers would move off even more front court players after fumbling yabu
Based Giannis holocausting the yids again
>>150712323POOR LITTLE JEWISH BOY
I thought antisemitism was defeated for good...
It is September 9th 2025 and Lebeta is still on the Lakers
>>150712323>travels on every other play>shoulders and elbows everybody in the paint >takes almost a minute to shoot a free throw >plays gay defense where he rubs his large body against smaller defenders and slaps their arms until they give up the ball out of primal fear>hasn't done shit since bimmy scraped his bussy a couple years back
>>150712539Found the butthurt Israel sycophant pajeet Go suck a circumcised dick deepak
>>150712539>>150712557The leaf is right
>>150711462Potentially the biggest overreaction to an injury I’ve ever seen. Embiid hate is cringe.
>>150712539what's Lebron got to do with this
>>150712999leafjeets are obsessed with lebron cause lebronto.
>>150712999they will never forget nor forgive
>>150713092>>150713078that's tough i remember Kobe Bryant scoring 81 against the Raptors
>Pick-up basketball slang popularized (but not first coined) byManute Bol, abasketballplayer ofSudaneseorigin playing with theGolden State Warriors, and subsequently adopted by teammates.[1]Compare semantics with Russianoплoшнocть(oplošnostʹ,“mistake, bad”), fromo-(o-)+плoх(plox,“bad”).Manute Bol is the reason "my bad" became a common saying
>>150713230>Manute Bol is the reason
need a slavic woman.
>>150713387Had one for two years, they're fun for about 6 months
>>150713669im not looking for fun, im looking for a wife
>>150713339Idgi
>>150713846I am suggesting that Alicia Silverstone, the girl making the face of disbelief in my picture, from the movie Clueless, is how that phrase became popular.
>>150713808Keep looking. They are not wife material. They cheat and take your money and ruin your household by being peevish and bitter.
Ban Kawhy for life
>>150713882My bad
>>150714121Kawhy? More like KaHOW does anyone rate this fake superstar
>>150714124As if!>>150714121I think the owner should face more of the burden than Kawhi, and desu I don't know what Kawhi's punishment should be.
>>150714121I want to see Ballmer being forced to sell the team and Kawhi banned from the league for the next year. He is too old now anyway, it doesn't even matter if he is banned for life
/nba/ always wants a God damn black man punished
YNR Isaiah Rider
Anyone else hyped for the new nuggets roster?
When will NBA players speak up on the injustice against Decarlos Brown? Black people deserve the right to self defense without presumed guilt.
>>150715669What the hell is this lmaooo
Saw my old co worker how I thought was very annoying. Pretended not to remember who she was even though we worked with eachother for a year.So now when she comes to visit my work and my current co workers she talks to everyone but me and this is exactly the way I intended it to be. She was very annoying, always complaining to me in the break room , talking about stuff I didn’t give a shit about and sometimes disturbing me from doing my job to talk to me.
>>150712411lmfao
>>150716329As long as Westbrick and Michael Shitter Jr. are not on the team you have no reason not to be hyped
>>150715669bawbs always trynna keep the blackman down
>>150716686Anon you sound miserable
>>150717053Nah some co workers do be annoying
>>150717053NTA but I’ve had coworkers that were nice to me and talkative all the time and hated because truthfully you just want to do your work without having to entertain an annoying bitch
>>150716924>being kept down by a bawblmao babb really do this
>>150701315Why did everyone pretend emsneed was dead?
Some boomer tried to run over cones, and the construction worker and got mad when they wouldn’t let him. Roads are closed off due to construction. Boomers are retarded kek
>>150717535He said trying to
>>150717937don't try to axthually me and act like babb are up lmao
>>150718012Bitch ass cracker boys can’t win
>>150718162babbs can't win without bitch ass cracker boys so watch your mouth babb
>>150701463Where did you meet I'm desperate I'll even convert religions their lore is better anyways
some of you Jazz fans are alright
They need to change the name of the Wizards back to the Washington Bullets. Just think of the branding.
>>150718631Who won FMVP/WCMVP? White boys come off the fucking bench and play a role
>>150719431A Canadian
>>150719446So let his pops breed your girl and what’s the baby gonna be?
>>150719482Fatherless?
>>150719505MVP
Kawhi is fucking cooked
>>150719431Last year the babb lost to a fat white boy so he brought a white boy to his own team to save his zesty ass from choking again.. Literally pathetic kek
>>150719711What can they even do to Kawhi? The Clippers are the ones who are going to get fucked.
>>150719712Black Kangz won last year as well, while BAWBs continue to champion a loser. Year after year
>>150720678You better be careful with what you are saying because Bulgaria is in the eurobasket general. Don't make me bring him over year babb
BAWBs played their cards when they ran when it came.
>>150720785>over yearThis babb will make me have a stroke
>>150720785Bulgaria got bitched by inceltic , sadietroon and ireshart.
Why is the euro basket thread moving faster than this>off seasonNot an excuse, past years it was busy year round
>NBA does "thorough investigation" at the time of everything happening>WE FOUND NOTHING, NOTHING TO SEE HERE>Pablo calls random numbers in Toronto phonebook 10 years later>finds tons of shit within 5 callsAre you telling me league investigations that might hurt big rich owners and star players aren't actually thorough? I am SHOCKED
>>150720875because its the same bullshit babbs bawbs jokic sga nonsense we had when the season was going and the canadian diary entry tier posts arent any different either.
Assassination in Utah
>>150720998we know, anon. no one will stop talking about it
>>150720998If I wear my Jazz #7 Pete Maravich shirt tomorrow like I do every Thursday, will I get strange looks?
OK Luka got his reps in but thankfully the run is over so he doesn't hurt himself before playing for my Lakies.
>>150721051Naw no one actually cares that much
>>150721051Only mentally ill people would care
Based MPJ
>>150721410The smartest, most empathetic man in the NBA
>>150721410man fuck, that dude got killed. damn shame *facepalm*
>>150721448I was going to say how would you feel if your father was murdered but you probably grew up without one anyways.
https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1965871809754181760god forbid we want to watch a full game of ball
>>150721459you're a real retard if you can't see that i was mocking MPJ
>>150721470he went on to say that a large amount of nba content can be consumed for free. whats he mean, forums? >we do it for free
>>150721470>commissioner of the sport says it's ok to not watch the games
>>150721470>a highlight sportBet that sounded better in his head
>>150721470At least the gay alien is being truthful.
>>150721470Damn I didn't expect this kike to come out and say that actually watching games was a luxury
Rate this teamPG : Isaiah ThomasSG : Russell Westbrook SF : Ben Simmons PW : Jabari ParkerC : Jahlil Okafor6th man : Juancho Hernangomez
>>150721596coming for the Bobcats and 76ers process records
in honor of great shooters
and cold blooded killers
I guess we won't be talking about Jayson Tatum tonight then
>>150721918don't you just love the hustle and bustle of diversity?
>>150721918it's da culture
>>150701787>uou cant have Russell so far below Wilt since he owned headtohead>le memechuck man at #4 is a joke because regardless of what you think of memechucking itself he's a one-way player. Even Bird was more impactful on defense, at least when he was younger. Magic is the only other guy in the top 10 who was not good on both ends and you have Curry 5 slots above him>Shaq has nothing on either Hakeem or Duncan. At their best they were both as good as him and they both beat him in the playoffs by outplaying him head-to-head. No fuckig way Hakeem is 5 spots below him>Wade is a Shaqbabby, a LeBronbabby, a refbabby, looks like a parrotfish and trooned out his son to appease the Moloch worshippers who run hollywood. He's not even top 20 and might be unironically evil>Iverson...come on, man. Don't make me post the whole thing. >very unfair to LeBron, he's at least 19 or 20
>>150702031>sexy
>>150722006>uou cant have Russell so far below Wilt since he owned headtoheadYou can, and I did. Deal with it.Have you played a lot of online FPS? If so, you'd know that with 5v5 teams, you can be by FAR the best player on the server and your team can still get absolutely fucking stomped if the other team is talent stacked.That was the situation Wilt dealt with regarding the Celtics.Wilt is the GOAT. He'd average at least 40 today.
>>150722207Wilt was a statpadder who made his teammates worse. Probably didn't fuck 10,000 women either.
>>150722232You're an untruthposter who makes /nba/ worse. Probably didn't fuck one woman either.
>>150722006>looks like a parrotfishIt's funny because it's true.
>>150722207>my opinion is valid because I play the worst genre of vidyaAnd you do realize Wilt's teammates in Philadelphia were also really good, right? Hal Greer, Billy Cunningham and Chet Walker were all hall of famers
>>150722260
>>150722265Well, yeah, modern FPS are pretty shit, but there were some fucking bangers back in the day. Quake 3, Unreal Tournament and especially Starsiege Tribes, the GOAT.
The last time there was a shot this good in Utah
I feel like Utah is always in the news, for all the wrong reasons.
>>150722678>the official bawb state has the most issues and scandals#noticing
love this nigga
wemby is a slytherin
BANG!
>>150723700I miss Skip and Shannon. Damn
>>150723806gonna post a classic to lift the spirits of our gentle anonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmAY5JIUUqs
Charlie if Ben Simmons was the shooter
>>150724449Charlie said Jordan was the goat so he's based imo
>Charlie said Jordan was the goat so he's based imoklutch mafia is too powerful
>>150724486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQAOqbLrGYdamn draymond... you killed man over this?!
>>150724486dude learning how to commit the ultimate flagrant. that he also wont be called for.
>Sir, Pablo just dropped another bomb on the Clippers
I can't believe the Bulls are going to the Finals next season
>>150725405ballmer gonna do my nigga pablo like they did charlie...
>BearsGreat rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.>BlackhawksGreat rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Fronded, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.>BullsCrypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.>CubsGreat rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s????
>>150720875Test E?
>>150724486kek
>>150726185testosterone. ben gym videos on IG, lots of lore. hes like a variant of meal anon. lolcow.
>>150726296>meal anon multiversesign me up
>>150726296>>150726306people who eat at fast food places everyday and post what slop they got everyday are usually on the spectrum.
Greece vs Turkey will be fun
>trump asked adam silver to fabricate the luka trade to distract from his tariffs>trump returns the favour by calling a hit to charlie kirk to distract from clippers+kawhi fiasco
Iresharts in the EuroBasket thread. So is Bulgaria. Weapschizo / Inceltic comeback imminent. These will be the last couple days of /nba/ being dead.
How does Adam Silver spend his whole fucking career trying to make the regular season matter only to say>lol just watch NBA tik tons of ur poorThe moment people press him on the wild unwatchability of the current NBA
>>150721490when u watch the games u see how shit lebum is so only watch highlights goy
The clippers seem absolutely cooked
Silver won't do shit
>>150724449White people are scary cause when they get busy, they will boom your shit clean in broad daylight in front front of thousands of people no hesitation.
>>150727171You can do better than this anon
I bought NBA 2K26 and ran a couple simulations and the huWest is going to be K.I.N.O. in the coming years:>Cooper Flag and the Mavs>Luka Doncic and the Lakers>Shai and the Thunder>Wemby and the Spurs>Jokic and the Nuggets>Sengun and the Rockets
>>150727171With a crossiant.
>Adam Silver conducted his investigation and found that he too had a 50 million dollar sponsorship deal and this whole thing against the Clippers was just an antisemitic canard and nothing wrong happened
https://x.com/Mel_Ankoly/status/1965954759099330656
>>150728292if you gonna do this edgy shit at least post something funny
>>150728292Based
>>150727171fuuuuck i wish i wasnt currently broke as fuck and could uber something like this...
>>150728929why are you broke?
>>150729024university student whos basically failed school like thrice and currently blocked from receiving loan cuz academic probation, but still needs to go to school cuz they aint no jobs in canada and id get kicked out if i didnt go to school
>>150729067damn that sucks. you cant work at a walgreens or something?
>>150726539Do it on Cyprus!There are arenas on the island, right?
So Kawhi is probably going to be suspended for most, if not the entire year, and the Clippers are going to be docked at least 3 FRP's. When does Harden demand a trade? When does Beal? When does Zubac? This team is done for the next decade, time for the rats to flee.
>>150729165>So Kawhi is probably going to be suspended for most, if not the entire year, and the Clippers are going to be docked at least 3 FRP's.Where the fuck did you hear that
>>150729116>you cant work at a walgreens or something?pretty sure we dont have that in canada, but there arent much job opportunities anyway, especially for someone who effectively only has a highschool graduate and only some job experience since ive been in school my whole life, the game is kind of fucked without already coming from money
>>150729219Walgreens is just a drug store. You don't need a degree to work in retail. The money is not great but it'll be a little something to help you out while you finish school
>>150729233Canadabros, translate, is he just talking about Shoppers?
>>150729249Just looked it up. Yes it's Shoppers. You can also try Walmart, Home Depot, a grocery store, etc. Shit like that usually has flexible hours
Why is Kawhi so damn greedy? Already a multimillionaire but he just wanted more and more....
>>150729290Why should he take his foot off of these fucking kike's neck? Fuck em
>>150729134Would be based. They have a Euroleague team and basketball venues on the island. There are a lot of building projects going on and they could use the money.
>minority clipper owner Dennis Wong daughter was also working at aspirationShit runs deep. Silver has to sacrifice the clippers to nip this shit in the bud or Lakers truly will sign everyone.
>>150729191Common sense.Ballmer may be the one NBA owner who can "get away" with this, in the sense that they won't force him to sell the team, but there are going to be severe basketball penalties.
>>150729381They won't do anything to Kawhi, Ballmer will get a slap on the wrist. Thats it
