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Previous >>150690371

You know MMA fighting is different than boxing. Boxing is chess.. excuse me is checkers and MMA is chest. Because of the different way you can move in chest uh compared to boxing is forward back side to side. That's boxing. There's so many different weapons in MMA.
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Pictured: Ciryl Gane "defeating" Alexander Volkov
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I heard the people who lived on the ceiling
They scream and fight most scarily
Hearing that noise was my first ever feeling
That's how it's been all around me
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/79V_bFRF7AU

Sorry missa...I missed the weight...please sorry missa
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Ciryl Gane after defeating Alexander Volkov
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>>150702592
Embarrassing
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What if this whole time spammy was just my own mom trying to make me kill myself?
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Lesbianism

Justin Gaethje
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Huh?
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Well I guess I'm not allowed to upload images on this imageboard anymore for some reason, but at least janny finally stopped shrimpy from posting right?
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How will dirty diaper Tyla share xer Grindr nudes with the boys?!?!
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I'm bored post some hot takes
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I don't care much for ariel helwani
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>>150703239
Nate Marquardt could beat Tyron Woodley
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>>150703239
masvidal askren was unironically a fluke and funky ben wins that fight 9/10 times
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>>150703251
Everyone is over here in this new thread with us right now bro
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>>150703239
paddy would actually give topuria problems. he's very large and a young lad in his prime unlike the pensioners row ilia has taken out
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>>150703395
You LITERALLY stole this take verbatim from Sneed btw
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>>150703412
i posted this take personally in the thread on the day this faceoff happened
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>>150703412
Your dead daddy stole your anal virginity
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https://www.whatbeatsrock.com/
The machine has spoken
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>>150703395
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>>150703417
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>>150703251
Finnish flag is very close to Israel flag...
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>>150703508
all ducking GODrot
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>>150703528
Even Gamrot?
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>>150703536
especially gamrot
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>>150703239
Josh Emmett would be champion at lightweight
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C H I L L S
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>>150703634
Mudslimesissies...
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>>150703634
Dricus is the type of guy to take Khamzat Chimaev down
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chimpmaev was literally saved by the bell
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Uh oh clitty leakage
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If raja didn't get his getback he would have looked like a little bitch
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Uummm Vasti….w-what are you doing?
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Kwab
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Dropped by the guy who got knocked out by the guy who lost to featherweights aka THE dookie Dan Hooker?
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>>150703806
Just how bad is du piggy?
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>>150703385
What the hell
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I had it 49-48 Dricus
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>>150703865
Name literally 1 (one) good win by Dricus
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6th round Dricus wins
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>>150703928
prime Brunson
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still no charges huh?
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lying ass freemasons
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>>150703928
You guys informed me that Dricus was one win away from the being the MW GOAT
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>>150703938
Good boys. Dindu noffin.
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>>150703936
Afraid not.
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>>150704020
>>150704020
>>150704020
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Gannon buhr is a human prodigy imagine if he cared about poofc
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Amru fights this weekend
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>>150704068
Bumson took a dive here was clear as day I lost money this fight too I remember is why I remember
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Derek Brunson simply could not compete
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I devoted the best years of my life towards cultivating an fandom for Cung Le
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Israel just heemed Qatar
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>>150704258
more like Bung Pee
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>>150704422
Id spike you on your head an lá Raja v Stu 2025
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Just fucked a bitch named Kale Brecklin lmoa what the fric is that?
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>>150703239
PvZ actually has a beautiful asshole
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the assbone is connected to the pussybone
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How many days until Gane loses?
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Daner
Put me in against Macy Barber
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>>150703938
crackas probably called them a bitch and shit
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Has anyone here ever been raped before? I never have thank god, but it must be awful
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>>150705244
jamahal Hill brother was raped.... by jamahal hill
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>>150705244
Yeah
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>>150705160
Not be around blacks
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>>150705160
You think I'm going to just sit there and let you kill me?
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>>150705244
Would u rather stay in a warring country and maybe get raped by ivan or get knifed by ngumbos>>150705160
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>>150705160
looks like you are zeemed before you know what hit you. probably best to sit in the corner
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>>150705286
Hello time traveler welcome to America in 2025, it'll take some time for you to adjust.
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Cody snatched dillashaws throat like a baby bird snatching up a worm now imagine if cody had a knife
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>>150705337
coldest pic in MMA history
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>>150705160
back of the bus
eyes to the room
and have a gun you're in America you guys have that right or something like
also
don't take the bus its for poors and homeless
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Just heard from Raja. He’s doing well for anyone concerned.
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>>150705419
But how is Rampage handing the whole situation?
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All of this must be really hard for Rampage man
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>>150705496
Raja said he’s seeking a rematch against Rampage
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Ranchico is a murderer
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Raja Pablo
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"Nitro" Franklin Rampage Jr
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Though Jon Jones was straight? Boy've I got news for you.
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>>150705653
Jon Jones, the man who had 3 children with the woman who agreed to be his wife? He's gay?
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>Bend over faggot
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>>150705698
you can just cum in a jar and have the lady drink it you don't need to bang
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>>150705702
Because he's too short to reach? Lol!
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>>150705698
Lamentfully so I fear
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>>150705724
Where would one do that?
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>>150705738
Oh dear oh dear...
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>>150705763
you can do it anywhere
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>>150705763
religious guilt and social pressure
also hes a psychopath and does stuff just to fuck with peoples heads
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Happy Heem Day — and may every day be another wonderful secret.
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Still got them revved
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>>150705802
He's going to kick Tom Aspinal's ass in front of Donald Trump next year btw
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>>150705850
Tom has already ducked the White House I fear
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Holy shit it's the contender series, let me know when that shit starts I'm gonna fire up some microwave popcorn
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Noggers are slaying whites!
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>>150705900
Merely culling the heard Im afraid
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>>150705889
This dude eating non-ionizing radiation treated food LMAO
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Rampage Jackson is a fruity ass nigga
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>>150705731
No, your bussy is simply to tasty to let it go
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>>150705930
Are you popping your popcorn on stovetop? How very classy of you, I commend you for that.
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>>150705997
Bet your boots, you can even flavor them however you like. Yes us Swedes have always been the innovators of the world, I lament.
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>>150706093
I greatly respect that, and even envy you, I regret to say.
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Its fucking announced
Our biggest mma talent Dani Barbir (read as Janny unironically) got his opponent announced for dwcs
Some lithuanian guy Mantas Kandatavichious, no idea who that is but expect my boy to heem 1st round
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>>150706135
Great things come in Swedes as it so happens
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why pop the corn? eat it on the cob for a speedy snack
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He’s calling me great cos I come in swedes
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>>150706259
I've come in way more and better swedes than you
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Bisping is relentlessly based.
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>>150706318
You’re so great bro, just like me
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>>150705850
Diarrhoea Donald won’t be seeing 2026 I fear
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Sweetden "The Blender's I lament
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BO NIGGER
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>>150706361
BASED BASED BASED
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>>150706342
Would you care to place a wager on that utilizing a 3rd party escrow manager? I bet you won't, broke ass known nothing bitch that you are.
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>>150706392
oof bodied that freak
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I don't manage no scarecrows playa!
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46 days until Gane fights.
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>>150706503
hey man I notice you delete your post because you messed up
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I just realized the scratch off lotto tickets I used to play 4 for $12 after work now cost $5 each so I got no change for my $20.

I'm experiencing lottery inflation.
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>>150706392
Pugilized that pinkskin
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>>150706543
I didn't notice because I'm not sitting glued to my monitor mashing refresh like an absolute no life freak.
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>>150706572
i play the lottery online so i get automatic tickets if i get two numbers
i would to too lazy to get my occasional free tickets if i had to do it manually
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>>150706503
>>150706537
The most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my entire life
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>>150706595
youre here every day loser
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li jingling street fight in china has surfaced
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>>150706638
entombed that mutant
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>>150706634
I like scratching off the numbers with a quarter in my truck while pumping fuel or enjoying a little snack.
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You guys all suck COCK!!!!
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>>150706685
nope, not me.
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>>150706685
Pff, yeah girl cock maybe
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>>150706677
You suck your boyfriends cock too you little queer?
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>>150706708
Ha, more like my girlfriend's cock pal!
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>>150706638
Xneed has been prickly since Xhe got banned from uploading images
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(The joke is that I've been known to fuck trannys)
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>>150706741
Still living rent-free in your head albeit, hmm? Pity,
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haha zing
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Sneed can't post fish
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>>150706778
Still living rent free in your mums house spraying steatorrhea on her surfaces, sadly
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fish? I got you nigga
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>>150706791
This thing was an absolute monster to be fair
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>>150706503
>>150706537
KWAB ganecels are so stupid
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*weighs in on the current situation*
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>>150706820
puny
>>150706812
now THAT's a big fish
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>>150706851
For its species that's about as big as a largemouth bass will get to, I caught it from my own pond using 4lb line and a grasshopper.
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>>150706849
She made the mistake of imagining going toe to toe with Gaethje. Many such cases
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>>150706849
>SHE FAINTED!! QUICK PICK HER UP AGAIN SHE NEEDS TO BE ON HER FEET
lol wtf in a room full of people that should totally know better
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My moms pond notwithstanding albeit
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>>150706911
I may have ejaculated in that pond I quake
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>>150706849
Women really will do anything for attention man.
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a shame, really
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>>150706911
you mom's pondwater tastes like cum
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>>150706922
You jizzed into a pond?
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>>150706945
I quake
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>>150706943
You've drank from a pond??
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I jizzed into lake Ontario just now for you fuckin guys
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>>150706957
yeah?
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>>150706968
I fuck guys so you go jizz into a lake?
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>>150706975
i used to fuck guys like you in high school
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Heem is shit right now
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Driving in my truuuuck right after a beeeerr~
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Favorite Swedish MMA?
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>>150707118
Canada wins again
>41 dead
>43 survived
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Saw this motherfucker walking into a gay bar.
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>>150706662
Fucking Kek
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Real talk: DemoniusX would give Martin Buday an porblem
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I'm half dead. You don’t understand, I have an open wound, I have a staph infection, I'm on all kinds of antibiotics.
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>>150707256
This nigga Stubbs the Zombie
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GRIM
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Fight me irl
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>>150707270
There's a dang call back and a half I tell you
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>just grab yourself a coffee and sit here right next to me brazza. Let's keep each other warm!
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still laughing thinking about Kai Asakura getting submitted easily by a aged journey lay up fight that was a huge mismatch that was supposed to make him look good
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OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
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What's a "Kai Asakura"?
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> why yes, I'm picking Diego Lopes... how could you tell?
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SOON
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>>150707447
all future champs
yes, still
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Poor poor Tomala Asspissanal...
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>>150703239
Gabe beats Tom via early stoppage
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>>150703239
Dan Ige is a top 5 FW he's just incredibly unlucky and gets robbed more than any other fighter except maybe Aldo. Pitbull is really his only bad loss in several years and I believe it only happened because he's been mentally flushed from all of the robberies. Motivated Ige wins that fight 10/10 times
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I murdered Dana. It's over.
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>>150703239
getting that decision over womderboy was the worst thing that could happen to toilet till''s career
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>>150707483
Vampiric Victories
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>>150707197
why buckley looking hella fruity
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My insiders told me they set up the gane aspinall presser in France in order to see if Tom would sink or swim under pressure. The UFC wanted to see if Tom had the power to lead a booing crowd into a viral moment where he owned the room.
He failed. Showed he's not fit to be the face of the PooFC.
He's getting put up in a shit hotel room before the fight, with drug tests all night and will be losing in an Aljo-O'malley tier early stoppage. Bet accordingly. This will happen in the 4th round.
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>>150707666
Really wish you would horizontally flip the second clip in the video. For immersion and believability sake... It irks me.
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I'm the fucking boogeyman
I'm a fucking samurai
Fuck you
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@Grok, flip that video for my homie with the extra chromie
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>>150707910
You are fucking samurai?
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>I'm turning mexican I think I'm turning mex-i-can i really THINK SO....
>I'm turning mexican I think I'm turning mex-i-can i really THINK SO....
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>Lets take a picture /heem/. Come now.
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This noche card really sucks eh
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>>150707901
i've got a few more like that one
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UFC need an asian lady boy division with no striking.
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ddp wins the rematch
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>>150708057
Care to extrapolate?
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>>150708103
Sure, only absolute 10/10 may compete
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What the fugg is going on here bros
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>>150708149
lost weight too quick
thats why you dont let yourself get like that
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>>150708047
>role-playing as Leon Edwards
now that's sad
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/heem/... we're pathetic. We've fallen so far. It's actually sad, genuinely.
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>>150708149
Might still be hung like an fat guy
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>>150708149
is this what happens when the obese cut weight
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>>150708047
Nice. Post the others
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>>150708149
imagine being white
kek could not be me
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I've been watching regular tv because football is back, and I've seen that annoying Dana White Dodge commercial 100 times in 2 weeks.
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>>150708367
well of course not you are canadian afterall
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Kody Steele in 30 bings
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>>150702454
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>>150702454
Why did he try and do the boxing footwork angle.. We were fackin winning
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>>150708543
Problem was moving towards a direction and not expecting any attack to come from there. When you cut an angle that sharp you should have your arm a bit up or straight up picking up the phone preemptively.
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pico wasn't winning
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the moment ANY fighter has the little English flag by their name, UKtards will come to defend them no matter what
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>>150708426
roasted that retard
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Where can I watch DWCS?
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>>150708663
Picrel.
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>>150708663
>>150708689
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>>150708689
>>150708670
>>150708700
Alright, thanks
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definitely a real interaction shrimpdick
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>>150708689
Good to know this guy isn't range banned from posting images but I am. Jannys really earning their pay huh?
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kek
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>>150708689
Works great b
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Imagine if punjabis cared about mma
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>>150708776
Lmao, this cannot be for real
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>>150708776
Props for respecting punjabis
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>>150708776
It sucks that that guy obviously has some sort of woke/progressive shit going on yet engages in racial determinism like a white supremacist would except for his own race instead.
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>>150708832
He's coping
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>>150708805
its true, just look at old photos of the British Army when they recruited INdians. the indians were big as fuck compared to lil bongs and the indians are moggers too. crispy thick black hair and beards with brown skin
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>>150708360
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>>150708903
I hear they'll be a world superpower soon too.
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>>150708600
Unfortunately, he was not only winning according to the official scoring criteria of MMA... but he was also winning according to the daddycel brazza scoring system... Which means according to even (you), he was winning... A shocking brutal truth.
Which ttytt, it's not even something to brag about for Pico. Murphy was taken life and death with current washed Barbosa... Big captain oof and major yikes...
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>>150708903
Then they likely just had better habits than the brits, which wouldn't surprise me because brits have historically always been fucking bums that barely get nutrition from their diets. But coming up with race-deterministic bullshit is just retarded and goes against whatever progressive rhetoric he wants to make. There's a difference between saying "the nazis were wrong because race doesn't mean shit" and saying "the nazis were wrong because whites are an inferior race, NWO KARA BOGA".

Still it'd be nice to imagine old ass indians from that era being heemers nowadays. Reminded me of an indian wrestler that would drink gallons of milk and wrestle for like 10 hours everyday as a normal routine. That dude would likely terrorize heavyweight in this day and age.
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Brown people are subhumans.
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i'm in the club alone
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doesnt totanon usually stream dwcs?
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>>150708543
He was thinking checkers when he should have been thinking chest
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>>150709038
why the fuck would you use that fat pedos restream
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>>150709046
You mean chess right?
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damn janny this not even a gamethread my nig
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>>150709051
Maybe he actually likes k-pop and penis?
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Well heemsters, here we are again... Watching mid week sloptender series with WMMA on it.
It doesn't get much lower than this.
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>>150709093
it's tawlf b
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>>150709093
S'tough bee
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>>150709093
stuff bee
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dey told me he got stabbed and died
i looked at my coach and said
wuh
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>>150709189
sooner pay for PPV than use your gay little stream shrimpdick
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>>150703239
Looking back, Israel doesn't have a great record.
They lost to Jock Jan, the legendary Polish Janitor.
And his best win is Robert Whitakker, who has been brutally defeated a couple of times already.
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>>150709210
it's not gay
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>>150709210
Wtf no I sure wouldn't, that's just retarded innet?
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I realize it's a gay little shripdick site but what's wrong with it? Seems fine. I use espn+ because I'm not poor but what's the dealio?
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Angela Hill would decisionate Shanelle 30-27, she absolutely hates black women
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>>150709249
he hacks into your IoT fridge via your wifi and mines bitcoins off it
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>You don't get much more legendary than Brad Pickett
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OHHHH SHE SIMULATED THE NIG WITH A LEFT
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SHRS SHEEMING HER!!
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Dyer is in a Dire situation right now
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>>150709271
Zamn, playa! That ain't good!
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Am i seeing a high output wmma fighter
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She's cut open baad joe
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these 115lb women have serious power
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OHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>150707666
kek
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This is an entertaining fight.
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>>150708850
more like he's scoping out new areas to shit on
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>Dana receives heckin BACKLASH from fans!!!
Little bro /Heem/ little bro /Heem/. So pathetic. Finally starting to learn how the real world works.
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this guy lost to KODY FUCKING STEELE
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>Chasen "that booty" blair
Chills
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Is there a game thread for contender series or do we keep it to this one? This is my first Tuesday night heems
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why the fuck do they keep bringing back bums that lost last season
there's another one later too
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>>150709832
we keep it on the main thread, no need for a gamethread
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>>150709832
Yeah mate go ahead and make it
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>>150709839
ONE
MORE
CHANCE
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Heeminder Contender Series is yet to produce even one single elite fighter and it exists for the sole purpose of flooding the roster with bums on 12/12 contracts.
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HEEEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEM
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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DEAD
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>>150709897
Name one elite fighter
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who could've seen that coming
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SIMULATED
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>>150709897
Omalley and Hill became champs. Jailton, allen, and muniz are ranked top 10
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>referee kevin macdonald
tawlmbout?
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Time to prep my bu..snacks
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i hope ufc noche is low budget as fuck, i hope they dont use the big screen at all like they did the last time. if they do, i hope its jsut a small square which only the first 10 rows can barely see
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my buddy anthony lives in massapequa, but hes in jail right now
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>>150710306
is that the guy who posted here that went to jail?
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No contract.
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>work, work
no contract fo these fools
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>pillow elbows
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I refuse to watch their poison.
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7/8 of this fucks opponents had 0 wins

why is dana rewarding this shit
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this is such a bum fight
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LOL
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>>150710657
dana doesn't do the matchmaking or scouting for cantender
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>>150702552
Volkov would have won if he had more tattoos.
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>>150710695
>thinking dana means dana
how new r u?
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this might be the worst commentary crew yet
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where the fuck is DC? chiesa has no le personality
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HEEEM SLEEPY
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silva and fighting turds are crashing out BIGLY
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kwab
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fat fuck won because the black was just retarded
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holy shit HEEM DIGGY DEEPY
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sovl
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>>150710852
Big League*

Glad to have helped
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>>150710338
no he's some schizo from instagram
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36 people with asthma have died from severe complications watching this fight
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TEAM FREDDY
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he broke the le rules!
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Bad gameplan to grapple with the fat nigga that came in overweight
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OOOOHHHHHHH ANOTHER BUM THAT LOST LAST YEAR
SURELY HE'LL WIN THIS TIME
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>>150708776
>Yeah these guys who are weak scrawny manlets who somehow managed to rule us Chads with a 1:100 ratio!

Never understood this.
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>150708776
I was going to say it must be pretty dope being able to just make shit up and have people believe you just because you're brown like them but then I realized that's history.
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Damn son
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HOLY FUCKING HEEEM
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I looked away for a damn second and missed it
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Brutal heem
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absolutely dumpsterd that ginger kid
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Haha this ginger mop head got fucked so embarrassingly hard.. he is so so upset.. worst possible scenario for him.
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>Cam "Defend Yourself At No Times" Teague
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uhhhh white boys???
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>>150711285
is sanko using bigen?
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HOLY KWAB
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this guy passes the eye test
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>baby out of wedlock
BUM!
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*heems you*
*cries*
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>ASS-plum
>grr-ASS-io
smdh ari get better writers
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>>150711352
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based brazza
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>we have daniel rodriguez at home
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THE Eric McConico?
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>>150711352
Gane is only using 0.5% of his power here btw
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poetry in motion
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>I beat obesity
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>says he won the fight against obesity
>is a heavyweight
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wonder how much extra weight this fat fuck is carrying in loose skin
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Has /heem/ won the fight against obesity?
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cringe
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I can see the killer instinct in asplund just from the way he gnps
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>M&Ms
>Grilled cheese
>heavyweights
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ref should check under those for weapons
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based retard
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>that body
Holy yuck
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>>150711408
I would hide my face after that loss to Jon Jones too
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that loose skin is so gross
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>>150711547
hope he ends up smothering him from top position in the third
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brandon royvals walkout went hard but my chigga van had mother fucking chief keef bitch nigga!
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>>150711503
lol he's gonna eat him like a grilled cheese for the next 3 days?!?!
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FUCKING KEK
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HEEM STOPPY
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FAT FUCK HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

But also, ewww, kill it...
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god heavyweights are so bad
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH CORNFED BROS
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM OBESITY
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fat fucks are so back
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After all that shit talk kek
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he heemed him like an ice cream sandwich
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LA BESTIA
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Great. Another white trash fat fuck heavyweight in the ufc.
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>getting heemed by floppy tit man
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They cannot have someone who looks like that in the UFC. It's gonna drive the public away.
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folded that nigga like a grilled cheese
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BUDAYS A PIECE OF SHIT
HAMDYS A PIECE OF SHIT
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imagine how strong he is after a life of carrying around 525lbs
why dont fat people simply lose weight
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HEEEEEEEEEMMMMM Based Slanging and banging fat heavyweights
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>>150711530
>I would hide my face
We get it. You're ugly. Get over it.
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This might be my new favorite fighter
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>>150711628
kek
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New boy status
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>>150711496
also that faggot got what he deserved, razoring your head to look tawf is so cringe
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this guy has really saggy tits
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This could've been wings of redemption if he went to the fat camp.
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BOY'D!
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*heems you*
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"I'll Suck your toes, Dana"
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Boyed this madlad
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would you suck dana's toes for a 10/10 tuesday night bumfight deal?
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>pinches nipples
>dana ill suck your toes
idk if i want to boy this dood
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DANA, I'LL SUCK YOUR-
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FAT FUCKS WE WON
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>>150711708
FAT FUCKS UP
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>you almost died you fat fuck
sanko take it easy
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>>150711734
>can you smell yourself? because i can smell you
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Who need's Aspinall when we got Asplund
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Gane by falling anvil
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Nah these fatfucks ITT are getting uppity we should show them their place
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WMAA SISTERS WE WON
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dana just needed another black women since angela is getting old
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>>150711799
>OHHHHHHHH HE DEAD JOE
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>>150711861
I need one too
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dana looking to plug her
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>>150711861
Woman. Woman. You mean "another black woman". "Women" is plural. Why the fuck am I teaching english to an englishman what the fuck is wrong with the education you're getting?
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>Tell her to be at the Marriott lobby at 11:30pm
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that fatsumbitch is literally me except I'm not fat and less charismatic
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>>150711915
>englishman
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>>150711915
What’s your fucking problem? You want me to go full Raja on you nigga? Bitch.
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You're predisent
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>>150711948
It's an actual word, have you people read books? I feel like I've read more books in english than all of you knuckleheads.
>>150711956
I said nothing incorrect thoughbeit.

A woman cooks.
2 women cook.

How is this shit hard to get? peabrained gang ova heah
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>>150711987
Say that to me irl. See what happens to you.
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>>150711987
you a dunning kruger guy b?
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That fat kid's gonna retire aspinall when tom's on his post-title losing streak.
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>>150712032
Uhm sweetie I'm the most dangerous atomweight in my neighborhood once I see red its ova for you.
>>150712036
I don't think I'm particularly smart, in fact I consider myself to be a perfectly average NPC. It's just that there's no fucking way people get "woman" and "women" wrong so fucking often. This is easy shit.
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>>150711987
Im an EFL and my english is as good as your esl faggot english yeah whattup now ? Huh you wan smoke ? Stop picking fights with the weaklinks ya poof or ill show you whats what
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>>150712060
You better stay in Texas if you know what’s good for you
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>>150712068
S-sorry please I will never d-do it again pl-please I wasn't serious please please AIEEEEEEEE
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>>150712060
nuffing 2 do wiv intelligence
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>>150712093
bratha I would heem you
>>150712106
just get it right okay m8?
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>>150712137
Heem deez nuts
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>>150711734
Hes got the same tattoo as Chris daukas
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>>150712162
only if you cure my ligma
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>>150712199
What's ligma?
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You can't just say stuff like that man
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>>150712322
Nerve gas?
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>>150712280
ligma balls
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people forget man
kelvin fucking gastelum
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>>150712322
real close to catching a vacation
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>>150712330
Black guy randomly stabs ukrainian refugee and she bleeds out to death in Charlotte NC
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yoel romero BKFC debut this weekend
shant be watching any pillow poofery
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i know how to cure gordon ryan. he needs to get shit from an individual living in an isolated tribe, and deposit it up his rectum.
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heems never age, have you noticed that?
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>>150712461
Imagine roiding so hard that your guts are blown out before you're thirty for pajama playtime
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dana is starting to get big again
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brendan schuab just destroyed joe rogan and ryan gordon
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Welcome back Chris Daukaus
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>>150712591
kitty :)
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>>150712591
chat is this real
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>>150712651
No, but this is
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>>150712663
Can you make gane walk away out of view and then the hammer drops on asspinal
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test
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I hope everyone here had an good day. I was hit with an beanbag shot gun.
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are images not loading?
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nvm
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>>150712591
not mma but i'll allow it cuz kitty cat
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>>150702454
Poatan doing outside slip
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greetings brethren
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>>150713197
What’s up, man. All good?
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Say what you want about gooby man but when it's about getting exposed in the first round, no one does it better than him
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so raja the bitch nog just got off for free?
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That fat fuck on contender series looks like a methhead
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Is jean silva actually a bipolar crybaby or is it an act
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Decarlos Brown Jr vs Raja Jackson DANA BOOK IT UP
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Ian garry was the first to expose the nerds, people forget man
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Hey guys. We cannot follow them.
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imagine if when's the mosconi cup this year? cared about mma
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>>150713723
holy shit
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>>150713723
>>150713744
Retard.
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>>150713723
nah bro
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>>150713723
nice selfie man
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More proof that boxing is checkers and MMA is chest
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bro can't spell cheggers
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Easy win for kelvin gastelum it could even kickstart a title run
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>>150713784
What was in the bag ottman
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David martinez... chills
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>>150713786
A finnish champ
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>>150713505
idk if you saw your mom sell herself here and there then get raped once in a while as a kid i'm sure that does something to you.
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i'm the jokah baby - jean silva
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MMA Liquid
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>>150713746
>>150713752
>>150713754
>Inbred shitskin couldn't upload a picture
KWAB
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Just got soul succd
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>>150713965
Im not sure you should open your mouth after doubting BSD infavor of the RUFFY.
Also why did you post a pic of yourself
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Debating whether costa lost his fighting spirit because Adesanya heemed or because he humped his asscheeks
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Loike...me soul left out me dickhole yeah?
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>>150713807
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>>150708684
He choked him with the jacket?
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>enters thread
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make a gane themed thread next
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the scene in the town where jeremy renner's character drank that random fountain drink on the ground before heeming everyone even himself
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'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
It's like the length of Riyadh season
And the whims of Big D
But here's the one that's driving me berserk:
Why do only fools and herb deans work
Nananaana
Nanananaana
Nananaana
Nanananaana
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>>150714153
>>150714153
>>150714153
>>150714153
>>150714153
New
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>>150714169
based
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>>150708024
Tagir looks like such a wholesome ratboy
Would definitely friendzone him if i was a girl



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