>we won't even qualify for this world cup and nobody careswe aren't a football nation anymore
Doesn't feel right desu
>>150711374things change
nothing will more humiliating than winning the Euro in one year and then being left from the World Cup by fucking Macedonia in the next one. can you even blame them?
>>150711252What other sports are you guys good at?
>>150712389Bocci ball, I presume
>>150711252Nice. Yuro latino-x's are the worst and we don't want you here, can't-ada or meheeco next year.
>>150712403the rock mentioned
>>150711252You're definitely headed for the playoffs since no one else in your group could really steal 2nd nowJust depends on who ends up in the playoffs with you
>>150712471we can't even beat kosovo imho
>>150712389Petanque
>>150711252thats sad because next year World Cup final will be in New Jersey (high population of american italian)
>>150713422>american italianno such a thing, they are mistery meat muttoids
>>150712403Boy bocci?
>>150713607Guissepe Rossi?
>>150711252We will qualify for the next WC, and you will annihilate us at the '26 Winter Olympics as karmic debt for it.
>>150712403Not if me and the boys are playing
>Italy can't qualify for 32-team cup>infantino: lets expand to 48, firstly for money but also so that teams like italy can make the field, and comfortably so>Italy can't qualify for 48-team cuphere we come 64-team field! surely italy can qualify for that, r-right?
We're boycotting calcio
>>150711252At least you'll have those four world cup trophies.
>>150711252dont worry Italy is gonna pass the Playoffs this Time
shame
>>150711252Ma il mio calcio
>>150711252>we aren't a football nation anymoreJust in time to become a hockey nation
>>150711252SameWanna watch some basketball, Giuseppe?
>>150714140Infantino only cares for sfIncter thoughbeit.
>>150714304Two of them are a huge asterisk because of Mussolini. If we get touchy even 2006 is an asterisk because of that Australia match and for whar could have been if Zidane didn't fell for that ragebait. 1982 was probably the only time they deserved to win.
>>150711252you're more of a baseball nation anyways :^)
>>150711252>fucked by norway>cucked by not allowing Sinner to dopelol
>>150711252Based. Enjoy the summer.
>>150712389Depends if you mean good or dominantFencing and all the variations has been a staple, even though we are a bit on the decline right now. Volleyball we had good to great teams since the 90s, the women just won the gold medal and also won at the Olympics. Tennis we have some good players on both sides, even ignoring Sinner. Alpine skiing we always have one or two good skier, although rarely the strongest one>>150712403The Italian bocce tourney is sometimes aired and is unironically kino, they have multiple different competitions besides the normal match and they're fucking great. My favourite one is where they have to knock off the pallino, but it's 5 minutes where they sprint over the track to the other side to grab the ball then do the shot so it's both precision intensive AND you need stamina to keep up. You also have to decide to pace yourself to sprint faster for more shots at the risk of gassing out and have terrible aim or go slower and try to go for a more consistent scoring
>>150713607>they are mistery meat muttoidsRight. Italians.
>>150711252Italy football DNA was always based on having a good solid defense, not playing Gattuso-ball and letting in multiple goals every game
>>150712364We lost to Trivago and Tabasco that one time. Regardless of how smug we are about soccer, it's still largely embarrassing.
>>150714140>shitter teams like Bolivia or Venezuela get a shot of qualifying in farcical groups like CONMEBOL with a 30% win ratio>meanwhile some Euro teams lose one match in the whole qualifying phase and get shitcannedI'd rather staying homeFuck Infantino, his terrone genes, his classless bald head, Altobelli and his partecipation medal world cups
the last time you went to a round of 16 was 2006
>>150720481grim
>>150712364>nothing will more humiliatingtry losing every competitions since 1966
>>150712364Losing a Copa America final To Argentina in Maracanã was pretty shit we revived the Fuckers to win the Qatar Cup
>>150711252It's weird after seeing Italian football so... shit after seeing your squad in the 90's and 00's.What the he'll happened...?
>>150725735>he'llHellFucking phoneposting
theres more italians in america than in italyi will be shocked if fifa let this happen im expecting the most blatant rigging you will see for decades
I really don't get it with you guys. How could you suck, convincingly win 2021, and then go back to sucking again? How does that work
>>150725752>convincinglyTeam was so bad they had to go all the way to penalties lol
>>150726284nah italy were great through the whole tournament and had a rough ~20 mins in the final but were solid from then on
>>150726284Nah man you legitimately played the best football of all team in the tournament imo.
>>150713422Perhaps in the 90sThere's only mexicans and blacks now
>>150725735I mean Italy in the 90s wasn't that great, like the team that went to the final in 1994 except for Baresi and Maldini had meh players for the most part, carried by Baggio to the final
>>150711252You still stopped England from winning that Euro, so we still like you guys.
>>150711252don't worry brother, we're winning it for the medchads this time. or spain. probably spain.
>>150727433Nah NJ is where they all are, they mostly moved out of the cities of NYC and Philly to the NJ suburbs of the cities.
>>150727913In today's market, Dino Baggio and Donadoni would easily be bought for over £90 million by the best Premier League teams in the blink of an eye. The talent was there, but Sacchi was experiencing his most famous episode of "main character syndrome", benching top-level players such as Signori and Zola, or straight up refusing to include guys like Mancini or Vialli in the squad because none of them were willing to bow down to his obtuse, borderline autistic and hyper-controlling vision of football. Sacchi would have benched Roberto Baggio too if he hadn't been so determined to deliver shit when it mattered most. In fact, being the good old cowardly scoundrel he is, Sacchi immediately started blaming Baggio for the missed penalty in the Pasadena final. The dead weight was Sacchi, not the talent at his disposal.>MaldiniOverrated Milan babby carried by Baresi, Nesta and Stam. Left to his own devices he'd crumble with pressure in crucial games every single time, especially in the national team. He was a natural at being leftback, not centreback
>>150712389They qualified for both most recent rugby world cups (league and union). They aren’t top teams in either of those but it’s still a good achievement and they can build on it
>>150720481They cheated the Australians, I remember that
>>150711252Sneedtalians GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. WCs and euros feel all wrong without you.
>>150711252i care a lot
>>150711252you are second in your wc qualifying group, don't be so dramatic
>>150729437I do too, senpai. At least you won the whole thing.
>>150729419>they
Don't worry, Italbro, you still live in paradise itself, a land of beautiful landscapes, beautiful cities, beautiful food, beautiful wine, beautiful women, beautiful clothes, and beautiful cars.
>>150711252Welcome to the high test, and even higher IQ world of Baseball. Youre going to love it
>>150714140UEFA only has three more spots with the new format, the rest of the additional spots go to less competitive confederations.look at the European qualifications, if you happen to find another really good national team in your group you can easily finish second, and at that point two valuable teams can be paired in the playoffs
>>150725752>convincingly win 2021What? They got lucky against Spain and Engurland.
>>150727913Italy only won against Spain due huge levels of refball and that Spain team was absolute dogshit
In any case Calciopoli destroyed Serie A (back then the best league in the world by quite a margin) and for some reason Itlaly's youth development is atrocious and Serie A today relies more than ever on foreigners. It is kind of a pitty because Italy used to be ultracompetitive and could eliminate any team even when there was a talent gap. That 2012 Italy team for example was still great
>>150736004Don't base your qualifications on big teams being able to statpad against shitters like the Faroe Islands than.
>>150738078They need to go back to basics and start creating better defenders.
>>150727913>meh playersYou had 3 all timers in Maldini, Baresi and R.Baggio and world class talents in Pagliuca, Albertini and Donadoni. That's hardly meh unless your definition of a good team is one with a world class or generational talent in every single position. Not even Spain 2010 had that.
>>150713383> Win once> Immediately think you're hot shit
