YFI

when you watch aronofsky or nolan flicks you are, in fact, being trained to watch kaufman flicks

>>150713755
You have to go back

Any of you lads thinking of signing up for a janitorial position?

>>150713995
Irish is

>he does it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSgoNNQ0m8

fangin for some cricket

I'm looking forward to the Australian summer of cricket. Four tests matches. One series. Three months. So good. Asolutely jam packed full of the cricket.

who're we barracking for in the upcoming wbbl?

>>150714110
not cricket

>convict hours

will the cricket ever return

>>150714221
doesnt exist

vino?

>>150713995
Yh so that I can eventually work up to mod and then doxxx zachy/shitjeet and permaban him.

>>150714510
yea, I'm thinking based

that's
an
expensive
piano

>trying to doxxx for literal years
>still no closer
Thank six string hack and his little prozzie bnob for shooting their load too early, could've had my voice on a vocaroo, was 30 seconds from posting after the Soul.Limbo one. Had you all on a string since then kek

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>>150698614
>>150698980
/REPORTS/ and highlights of day 2 of current round of County Championship matches:

>Division One

Essex 312/3.
v Durham 333.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz7rqw57x2xo
https://youtu.be/IjTDgl9J1LY

Somerset 391/6..
v Yorkshire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy503lv2z50o
https://youtu.be/Q868kAD7zmM

Surrey 246. & 181/1.
v Warwickshire 248.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckg680vmn6ro
https://youtu.be/-tzteZJrZ0E

Sussex 122. & 37/1.
v Hampshire 226. & 173.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce80ey7nzgzo
https://youtu.be/Wb1VTSfAKXU

Worcestershire 182. & 93/5.
v Nottinghamshire 207.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4gkp713k4jo
https://youtu.be/zVWto3l3vk8

>Division Two

Kent 293. & 96/0.
v Lancashire 284.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5y473nxq25o
https://youtu.be/zRVJsTY5B1w

Leicestershire 270/4.
v Gloucestershire 482.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cd725nqejyyo
https://youtu.be/rjTEBDW5Q3Q

Middlesex 298.
v Derbyshire 283. & 17/0.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce9r0g5j5m5o
https://youtu.be/5_5oomWXbh8

Northamptonshire 309/5.
v Glamorgan 467.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cg5e2730881o
https://youtu.be/6Czom3Rad-s

>>150714570
I'm not that sure I agree with the picture (this is a [high-church] Christian community, after all), but thanks for the schedule.

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>>150714568
Already got your voice on Vocaroo from when you went on that based rant about northerners. Your greatest work on 4chan by far zachy lad

does countystreamslad's coombrain hedonism know no bounds? that nigga needs god

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The /COUNTY/ Championship:
round ?, day 3.
Radio links and live text on the BBC Cricket website

>Division One

Essex v Durham
https://youtu.be/OSe_pDhN2f8

Somerset v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/ah3g_K8mk5E

Surrey v Warwickshire
https://youtu.be/9ln7we9ygN0

Sussex v Hampshire
https://youtu.be/9ln7we9ygN0

Worcestershire v Nottinghamshire
https://youtu.be/F9Ucgbo-jiw

>Division Two

Kent v Lancashire
https://youtu.be/HZKFE8p-oYE

Leicestershire v Gloucestershire
https://youtu.be/CtsWDTkBU3o

Middlesex v Derbyshire
https://youtu.be/RFIxsgwcL34

Northamptonshire v Glamorgan
https://youtu.be/Wvvb1RKCZ5U

yesterdays highlights >>150714570

>>150714663
>doesn't even know what hedonism means
you mean 'voyeurism' you idiot. lmao and you claim to have read Joyce and other "great" literature, you obviously just go on /lit/.

>>150714683
See
>>150714583
Thanks

kek bard is literally the only (singular) person on /cric/ who half tolerates countysperg and he still gets sperged out on every time

Morning lads
Could do with the Pears scoring a lot of runs whilst losing very few wickets this morning
Suspect we might opt for the more daring strategy of losing numerous wickets whilst accumulating very few runs thoughever

>>150714704
Was this aimed at me?
As far as I'm aware, I'm the one who blogposts most about Joyce (worthless direish pseud)
Personally can't see any particular issue with the usage of hedonism rather than voyeurism desu, different meanings but could both fit in with that general sentiment

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already doxxed by child protection services mate
don't need another jeet peedo on the streets
expect a knock on the door very soon you dirty nonce

>>150714733
He's never forgiven me for when I dared to make a new in a non-approved (by him) format
We must accept the wonderful things that his autism has to offer (a steadfast commitment to the county streams) whilst understanding the dark consequences of that autism at other times

what the hell is going on

>>150714742
I'm sorry that I was rude to you once but I think you should maybe get over it, besides I haven't been making any OPs recently, in fact i've barely posted on here, and yet spackers is still seething about me, and is stirring >150714733. Guess he really hates people who actually post about cricket.
As for him its funny he should go on about my "spergouts" when he gets drunk every weekend and then has one in /cric/ over nothing and then gets baited and does even more.

>>150714749
Worcestershire are getting well and truly tongued, that's what's going on

Essex just playing adverts, they seem to have forgotten that times have been brought forward half an hour.

Strange they should wait until now to do it as opposed to when it was fucking baking hot.

wonder if players who do well against their former county ever feel bad. they came up through the system and that init

>>150714773
No apology necessary
When two alpha male big swinging dicks like ourselves occupy the same digital space, it's only natural that we'll occasionally clash

>>150714806
If Tongue and Pennington do feel any modicum of guilty, they are probably quickly comforted by their higher salaries and improved England prospects

Feel like I would be smart to move to America

Imagine how easily we would win the Ashes if Dom Sibley were in the team>>150714834

>>150714853
Didn't mean to (You) (You) in that, but how that I've done so I would really appreciate your thoughts on the matter

>>150714834
Compared to staying in Australia, moving to almost any other Western country would be smart (finances permitting)

not sure how you can accidentally (You) someone like that
must have been distracted

>>150714933
Error arose due to a combination of phoneposting and serving the Great British taxpayer through a massive quantity of focused civil service toil

>>150714660
>everyone is the same person
Like I said, played like a fiddle. Who do you think did the Soul Limbo voc my dear boy?

>but how that I've done
utter state of this lad

Will have Slurrey v Warks on until Sussex v Hamps is back on, don't see any other relevant matches going on

>>150714971
Didn't listen to it

>>150714972
Error upon error upon error today
My levels of mental fatigue are intense
Dare I say it, ennui may also be a factor

>>150714986
Objectively speaking, Pears vs Notts is probably the most interesting fixture
First wicket of the day just fallen, silly shot from Brookes

FUCK was just about to say we could do with Matty Waite scoring a ton here but he's just got a first baller
Relegation looms

>>150714924
Nah most western nations are in as tense of a position. Almost all have the exact same problems: cost of living, housing and, most importantly, mass immigration and the crime and unrest that comes with it.

Worcestermeme need to stop putting all their eggs in the shite ball '''cricket''' basket

Sorry for my political outburst, I watched too many reels today
Time for a walk

>>150715024
Don't think we really do that desu, we just end up with whatever players we can still keep after all our best ones get poached by the richer counties

Without our players being stolen, this could be our team (would win the County Championship, one-day cup, and T20 Blast)

Libby (c)
Kohler-Cadmore
Kashif Ali
Clarke (wk)
Haynes
Barnard
D'Oliveira
Waite
Taylor
Pennington
Tongue

Only real weakness is the lack of a top spinner, but maybe Josh Baker would have been that if he didn't die instead

>>150715026
On behalf of /cricket/ I forgive you and hope that the walk brings you the inner peace and mental clarity you need x

>Didn't listen to it
*Pretended. Yet somehow (days later kek) grudgingly accepted the Soul Limbo far surpassed anything before or since
>worcs lose 2 in 2
Karma punishes liars, particularly six string hacks

Zachy posts one vocaroo that nobody listens to and, instead of letting it go and just accepting that nobody really cares one way or t'other, he spends 2 years posting about it non-stop

Genuinely unhinged behaviour

>>150715022
Every major Australian city is in the top 15 of the world's most expensive housing markets - the majority more expensive than the likes of Donedon. I'm not saying elsewhere is perfect, but less bad than here.

>>150715066
You should move to Vietnam
Nice place

Been eating more pears recently

>>150715066
That's not really the main issue I'm worried about since I already own (even if the issue was in my list)
I think free speech and media control of the Overton window are the most important issues - unfortunately we're pretty bad there as well

>>150715061
so true

>mindbroken by a little 12BB with a Caribbean twist
Will never not be amusing

>>150715095
Oh, okay. That does not concern me much; I care very little about politics.

wtf is the point of daily standup meetings? grim grim grim
no idea who invented this shite. reckon it was probably the japanese

Think what really broke six string hack's little civil serpent brain of the Soul Limbo voc was the commendable rendition of the classic bouncy walking bass line. Little englunders ain't got dat riddim

>>150715129
We have these in my new team 09.30 every day
Worse still, we do a rotating chair system, and whoever's chairing that day has to finish it with a joke
Told a cracker when it was my turn, delivered with perfect timing, but I don't like to be forced into telling jokes if I don't want to

ok I'll bite, which joke?
nobody has anything to say in ours after the first 10 mins so just awkwardly start talking about what's on the front page of bbc news

Deano manager told us yesterday that he's moving roles though, so that's good news
He's a friendly guy and probably very good for team culture for people who actually care about that, but for somebody like me who prefers to wallow in misery he was just a pain in the proverbials

>>150715153
Unfortunately I can't say because it gives too much information about who specifically I work for
It was one stolen from the Edinburgh Fringe but adapted slightly to fit our specific work

ffs what was the fringe joke then you attention seeking tit

Three lines or fewer. I did not and will not read a single word of that.

simply can't imagine bard being funny
much more likely they were pity laughing and he thought it was legit

>>150715168
Simply can't say

>>150715169
I prefer it if you don't read my posts actually
Because sometimes
I say mean things about you
But don't want you to see

>>150715179
Somebody CLEARLY wasn't at my famous best man speech in 2024

I think that it's best and healthiest to not waste mental energy on enemies, whether real or imagined. Christianity teaches us to forgive, and I live by that.

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pissing down here
ill be on Oxford street if anyone wants a quick king hit

>>150715208
Comfy looking flats, too bad they're probably built quite poorly and have few amenities/services within walking distance, thus continuing an unhealthy and regressive dependency on cars.

>>150715216
I've found it to be the opposite
very difficult to own a car due to lack of parking in the area

Bard did your team make the finals

>>150715264
Ah, good. From the picture, it seemed the ground floor was nothing was car parks (instead of small and boutique businesses, as it should be)

>>150715022
immigration has basically nothing to do with house prices, and we also have an economy that is reliant on mass immigration in order to stay afloat
we're suffering from the results of decades of neol*beral economic policy that won limited short term gains at the cost of our future not migration

house prices also exploded during covid and the ukraine war when there was basically no migration because the driver has been the inability to build any houses due to labour shortages (in part because of the lack of migration and supply chain issues. most home builders are still trying to complete contracts signed in 2020.

>>150715306
I didnt say that immigration caused housing prices.
I think we probably have quite differing views on whats caused some of these issues.
One thing I think is quite crazy is how all of the west just naively accepted that the only way to manage stagnant population was through immigration, when a lot of countries have shown that subsidising families is also effective (albeit much more recently than when these conversations were being first held in the political world).
I'd also love for the world to solve the problem of economies requiring an ever growing labour force, which is unsustainable long term (probably longer term than we need to worry about)

>>150715377
I agree but it's stupid to suspend immigration without having already a proven model to increase birth rates locally
it's a structural issue and one that requires a fundamental readjustment of our economic system to correct. people should be recognising that reality and not blaming it all on the migrant boogeyman

Three lines or fewer champ

>>150715294
Which team?
The mighty Pearsmen? Worcestershire County Cricket Club?
We're through to the one-day cup trophy final* against Hampshire on September 20th (likely to rain all day), all of /cricket/ is invited to a watch party (don't think I'll be there as it's the end of season thing at my own club)

* Bit of a pointless trophy now, because it takes place at the same time as the H*ndred so most counties have their 5-6 best players all playing in that instead, so it's mostly made up of 2nd XI players and solid county pros who can't score fast enough for the T20/T16.4 nonsense

>>150715390
My issue with immigration has nothing to do with jobs or the economy
I dont think I know enough about the speed with which a subsidy system could be spun up and start producing results to agree or disagree with the idea of pausing immigration immediately, but id wager that a government that *wants* to make it happen could achieve it quicker than you expect

>>150715409
Ta >>150715396

not gonna lie, baseball is pretty sick
been watching for maybe 4 months now and im loving it
plus its on everyday, there's ~170 days in a row where you know theres going to be at least 5 games on

>>150715569
30 lines or less champ

Former footballer Jon Parkin has retired from cricket after hitting 133 not out in his final game for Darfield 2nd XI.

Asked why he's calling it a day, he said 'I'm crap' and also 'Barnsley town centre is good on a Saturday afternoon now.'

https://www.barnsleychronicle.com/article/33065/ex-footballer-jon-hits-133-in-final-cricket-game

>loops one in front of bard on a shit length

>gets bard caught at square leg sweeping to my pathetic offbreaks

>>150715691
>>150715819
back to the 3rds I'm thinking

>>150715819
Can't remember ever being caught at square leg desu, usually if I connect with that shot it flies away for 4

Far more likely to be LBW missing the ball

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>>150715561
you are a nice lad

bard plays the sweep? since when?

learnt it off his mum
haha iykyk

>>150715179
he's a narcissistic neek so obviously thinks social norms like politely laughing when someone tells a joke means he must have done something amazing. in reality he knows it was a shit one himself because he avoided sharing it on here

>>150715569
where did you get all these extra ones? AI or you? - be honest. some of the later ones are quite funny

>>150715884
I don't know if it's a sweep or a pull or something in between
Always used to think it was my best shot but actually any half competent batsperson should be able to put away leg side shit with a cross-bat hoik like that

>>150715925
found on the archive

>>150715897
Is this a reference to my mum being (probably) the only minimum wage cleaner with a double first from Oxford in the country?

God bless that woman and her crippling self esteem

>2 oxbridge educated parents
>honestly, I'm lower middle class guv
always found this the strangest bard 'mick desu

wait the asia cup is a t20 comp now?

>>150715822
*triggers bnonce's ptsd*

cazzie here (only really show up during England games). does the UKjeet constantly talk to himself in these threads? seems to post loads but has a very poor (You) yield to show for it, or even general engagement

Deano manager just copied me into an email with his boss and his boss's boss and called me out for having inefficient prioritisation and planning skills

I am absolutely INCANDESCENT with rage

Responded with a long email which is simultaneously polite yet also dripping with contempt about how he's completely bloody wrong about that

>noooooo they're noticing me posting on /cric/ and following worcestershite scorecards for 75% of the day. why are they allowed to hold me accountable like this?

think worcester are quite fucked.

mad world where the deanos and women become managers and real intellects like me and others at my level have to do all the heavy lifting and lower wages. you basically just need to have 'gift of the gab' and be good at pretending you know answers when you don't
the system is broken

>>150717201
Consider the indisputable fact that I work at ~600% productivity and it becomes clear that even if I take the occasional mental health break to post on /cricket/ I still do a LOT of work

>>150717337
So true
Although, having said that, in this particular role one of my main responsibilities is just assigning new tickets (40-50 per day) to a team of runts while doing almost none of them myself, so I have sort of found myself in the useless managerial class
Bit uncomfortable with that approach really, doesn't accord with my distinctly laissez-faire and flat hierarchy leadership style

*whistles Soul Limbo*

might stop watching porn now, its starting to get boring

Boggles my mind how some people want to talk about their toil in their spare time.

some of them (free)toil in their spare time too

Grim, what boring people.

just remembered when bard was toiling on a tour bus somewhere in South America and bragging on /cric/ about how he'd have paid for his ticket by the time he got to Medellin or wherever
lmao he's a sad little man sometimes

>>150718361
At a rate of $65/h I probably made back my ticket within about 15 mins desu, didn't need to wait until I got all the way to Medellín

Maybe I was talking about my plane ticket

absolute neek

>>150718601
Absolutely neat!

>>150718680
t. povvo who goes running with cap in hand to mummy every time he needs another handout

>go on holiday to S America
>spend your time going white water rafting, doing fake budget ayahuasca and working on buses
zachy was right, dire itinerary

>bard
grew up working class, ends up as a penny pinching millionaire

>zachy
grew up a tarq, ends up as a penniless alcoholic once the handouts from mummy run out

weird how often it ends up like this

>>150718897
I can understand the criticism of the budget ayahuasca, although that was just one night of a 4-day Amazon excursion that I would have done anyway, so it's not like it had any adverse impact on the itinerary

But one thing I don't understand is this idea that going white water rafting and paragliding in the extreme sports capital of Colombia (San Gil) is somehow a bad choice, I had a great time

Only somebody who has completely lost their lust for life would ever entertain such a bonkers idea, which is one of the many reasons that this post was written by zachy

kek they're still trying to get the cricket on
can't even manage a N9
dire

ok the N9 is on now. proper cricket

Currently watching the Vitality IT7.5

Currently thinking about the greatest test series...

India vs Aus 2001

>>150720303
Had a VHS of that series
It's what convinced anti-English young me to switch allegiance from West Indies to India

>Live - England need 69 in five overs after more rain
here's your sport in 2025 bro. no ticket refunds

>>150720341
BCCI are retards for hoarding these historic series. Probably gives the best insight into the mentality of us Indians tbqh. Think it stems from the Ramayana and Mahabharat. Also
>greatest ever Aussie side
>lost a series where Ganguly opened the bowling
Never living that down

Don't think I'm a fan of f5

>>150720549
Agreed, it's too long
Don't have the attention span for this shit

Big fan of whatever format englund lose

F5 would actually be good if you could only have 5 allrounders a side bowling an over each. They should make that a rule when there's too much rain. Teams have to pick their best 5 and bench the rest, bit like pens

RIP Charlie Kirk

yep so sad :(

>>150720910
>>150721338
GONE GOTTERN

>>150723523
new redditland

>>150723579
>new
It's actually been redditland for a while now chud

>>150723523
this radicalised me into hating the mets

>Tube drivers’ £72,000 salary ‘not enough’, says RMT union boss

train "drivers" at it again

>>150724017
do you need a degree to be a train driver?

no you usually need a train

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>>150723523
heh..well played..u alri fella x

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subject still at large

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>>150723719
HOW DARE YOU
>>150724224
tabla x

>>150724017
seethe toryboy

>>150718724
t.couch potato with massive bingo wings who thumbs his laptop all day in his rented accommodation, then watches the chase on the good laptop, before settling down to seethe at homeowners on a weeb cricket page all evening

>homeowner
nobody tell him

cool memes you immobile neek

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>btfoed and bullied off /tv/
>shitpost leaf whore on other boards instead
KWAB

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YFO

are you posting terrible pictures of her as bait? or is that just what she always looks like?

>sebshit seething because gadonspammer is the only pooSA flag /cric/ likes

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>>150724532
>>150724513
>>150724508
>>150724497
>>150724464
>>150724456
>>150724444
>>150724382
>>150724371

if you insist on posting sarah gordon can you at least have the courtesy to post the images that have her good looking friend in them

assuming you're THE gordonposter, i don't know her name but she's the one in like 50% of all the images you used to post
if you're just an imposter, fuck off you're not welcome here

name one(1) good film she's done
I guess the one with Gyllenhaal was alri but can't think of any others

>>150724569
that's her. she's so pretty, thank you

>ooh look at us we’re Canadian people
lmao

>>150714683
/REPORTS/ and highlights of day 3 of current round of County Championship matches:

>Division One

Essex 457/8.
v Durham 333.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cm2zep4m0l4o
https://youtu.be/oreO-1ewzdE

Somerset 441/6dec.
v Yorkshire 17/0.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c07vg2zyvmeo
https://youtu.be/Q868kAD7zmM]

Surrey 246. & 276/2.
v Warwickshire 248.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckg680vmn6ro
https://youtu.be/gq5B0HsQ-yA

Sussex 122. & 37/1.
v Hampshire 226. & 173.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cwylp259xkeo


Worcestershire 182. & 160.
v Nottinghamshire 207. & 40/1.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cly1vpd3jwzo
https://youtu.be/PzIj-4ZcA1Y

>Division Two

Kent 293. & 206/5..
v Lancashire 284.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3e732pdvg7o
https://youtu.be/8gDlPHmj_-A

Leicestershire 270/4.
v Gloucestershire 482.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cd725nqejyyo
https://youtu.be/eIYMDJG_ch0

Middlesex 298.
v Derbyshire 283. & 33/1.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1kwmjxn9v2o

Northamptonshire 309/5.
v Glamorgan 467.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cly9jp91894o

The /COUNTY/ Championship:
round ?, day 4.
Radio links and live text on the BBC Cricket website

>Division One

Essex v Durham
https://youtu.be//0JCjy27dPcc

Somerset v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/0-ShYe7YsIk

Surrey v Warwickshire
https://youtu.be/qHx6EWARznE

Sussex v Hampshire
https://youtu.be/U1v3VxGBLPA

Worcestershire v Nottinghamshire
https://youtu.be/24poZAoOCT0

>Division Two

Kent v Lancashire
https://youtu.be/Gm6sA_LvUB4

Leicestershire v Gloucestershire
https://youtu.be/SsNpXoVwgUY

Middlesex v Derbyshire
https://youtu.be//LweXVkdEvfw

Northamptonshire v Glamorgan
https://youtu.be/Nn0kB-8TzE8

yesterdays highlights >>150724902

do you do this on the employers dime fella?

>>150724909
Not at the moment as am not working today. Won't be able to post the streams for the next round however.

Good, wage theft is wrong

he's a sperg on benefits lad

refuse to believe that anyone in /cric/ is unemployed

durham has been so poorly managed

>>150724027
just some GCSEs I do believe
all you need to press forward and back

>claims to be a competitive sportsman
>didn't know what XD was
fat neeks never living that down

Pearsmen taken 4 wickets for 30 runs this morning
Could still be interesting, but I think the total >we are defending is too low unfortunately

woops just fell asleep

the normal response when bard posts

any of the county streams alright?

5th wicket just fallen
Cmon Pearsmen let's rip through the tail now
We've got the momentum

6th wicket, I meant
5th of the day

>slurreywinslol
Great champinship you got there

Would be grim handing yet another title to Surrey but on the balance of things I prefer that to Notts getting rewarded for stealing 4 of the best Pearsmen away

>>150725238
gn fella x

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>>150724262

Just had a meeting with my boss's boss who reassured me that he thinks my workload demands are a little unfair at the moment and he'll be putting in place measures to help with that

>>150724902
>>150724905
what the FUCK are these posts lol

he does it for free as well lmao

>winning runs hit by your former player
Karma strikes again against liars

it seems comfy as fuck to play summer county cricket with your friends. who the fuck would want to go to india and play there?
also, what is the reputation of wisden nowadays

Same as charlie kirk

:(

GOTTEM

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>foxes promoted
>six string hack's side as good as relegated
Karma for being a liar. Cucktianism is temporary Sanatan Dharma is eternal

Zachy pretending he cares about county cricket

Zachy is actually based compared to bard
>well bred
>old money
>still a grafter
>physically strong and fit
>proper hobby
>renaissance man
>gets the girls

need I go on?

bard is
>bureaucrat laptop thumber
>constantly whinging about bureaucrat laptop thumbing
>goes on sex pest holidays
>bad at cricket
>flat footed as he can't play spin
>talks about dire mundane things like tax and nhs

when you start to add it all up the difference is quite stark

basically what im trying to say is I want to fuck zachy and bard gives me the ick

>>150727489
Bodied that boring neek

polls rigged by zachy
>at least 1
polls rigged by bard
>0
only stat that matters

>>150727489
you need to go back

absolute scenes coming out of nepal lads

>>150731520
your team is playing right now :P

do you guys know the i dont like cricket song

yeah... go on....

>burn down your own future
Nepal "protest" was coopted by nefarious actors. Fuck USA fuck China fuck "democracy" fuck commies, Hindu Rashtra come soon

>>150727489
literally what ive been trying to tell you retards

both bard and zachy blog way too much for this thread and should prob fuck off to /int/ but at least bards blogs have some substance to them, more than just "walking to bouldering"

new bouldering gym just opened in Sheffield lads

PVI lol

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corr corrrrrrrr lads sesh im a blokey bloke lads ladsssssss get in ladssss corrrrrrrrrrrr peng sesh lads

forgot to slip slop slap now I'm really sunburnt

never need to slip, slop, slap, or even wrap if you never leave the house

>>150735965
are you indian

>>150736054
Put another prawn on the barbie, lad.

>>150736012
>wow youre 31, you look much younger
>yeah thanks, I never leave the house

>>150736057
so yes

>>150735965
shitjeet and spaccy (same guy) absolutely bodied by this lmao

>>150736082
Put another prawn on the barbie, good lad.

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>>150724905
/REPORTS/ and highlights of day 4 of current round of County Championship matches:

>Division One

Essex 457/8dec. v Durham 333. & 173/7.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdx2enw7255o
https://youtu.be/381xafzz-is

Somerset 441/6dec. v Yorkshire 134/9.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2540j3qjro
https://youtu.be/ntREgNQhKXI

Surrey 246. & 391/8dec. v Warwickshire 248. & 105/1.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cp8j2k7d681o
https://youtu.be/yQDp6Vkgwlw

Sussex 122. & 84/3. v Hampshire 226. & 173.
>RESULT: Match drawn. Also news that Hants receive a point’s deduction of 8 pts and a fine for “substandard” pitch from the reverse fixture in May.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvgne17z36xo
https://youtu.be/H94jFfRoZH4

Worcestershire 182. & 160. v Nottinghamshire 207. & 136/7.
>RESULT: Notts win by 3 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c930q41r9qvo
https://youtu.be/wznnJCxKI_g

>Division Two

Kent 293. & 293. v Lancashire 284. & 138/3.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvgql8pdg3lo
https://youtu.be/UUG7kn-qElI

Leicestershire 342. & 93/1. v Gloucestershire 482. & 175/3.
>RESULT: Match drawn and Leicester are confirmed promoted to Division One.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c07vk8jv3z3o
https://youtu.be/Jko8G5QwiK4

Middlesex 298. v Derbyshire 283. & 153/4.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c87y8q1y2wdo
https://youtu.be/LTdpM5wtQN4

Northamptonshire 413/9dec. v Glamorgan 467. & 241/7dec.
>RESULT: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2nqyw7pw3o
https://youtu.be/xhMP3iORu7k

Previous days highlights
>>150724902
>>150714570
>>150698614

when is ol' bingo wings going to hop on mounjaro?

>>150735965
Literally zachy in his 20s (which was 20 years ago)

>>150736195
*makes good pop tunes*

no discernible melodies

Today I was helping a colleague on her computer and she got a slack notification for a girl power slack channel
Kept asking questions about it and it turns out all the women are in the channel (including the COO and other execs) and they they discuss how they can help each other climb up the ladder in the organisation

>>150736117
did we ever figure out the backstory of these posts? where did they come from? what is their purpose?

bullied by chadchy b at the last online meet so spends 20 mins every day typing it out to calm himself lol

countysperg might be the best pom apart from that other fella who refuses to become a poosonality

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creepy /cric/ shitter online
>i am a humble volcel
creepy /cric/ shitter trying his rizz irl
>erm hello police?

>>150736382
The only person who got bullied was you. Both online and irl, the latter of which is why you spend all your time online.

>rizz
please stop using zoomer terms. you're sounding so tryhard

reeks of Friday fat neek in here

>>150727489
I very rarely talk about the NHS desu, I think you're mixing me up with NHS lad (who I haven't seen in quite a while actually, was he vaxxed????)

And, as a humble volcel, sex pest holidays are simply not something I can engage in

The other points are indisputable though, I shalln't dispute them

>>150729775
SO true

>>150735059
SOOOO true

only poll rigging was done by you and your boyfriend you narcisstic neek, and you still lost

5 years of work should be more than enough

Mad how the Pears have had literally the best bowling attack (in terms of cricketing statistics) in the entire Div 1 and yet we're still going to be relegated as dead last in the league

Our humble batspeople have really let us down this season, Libby and Hose the only ones who are averaging above 30

Perhaps if I share with them my muscular 2nd XI average I'll have a chance of opening alongside Libby next year

Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance so free

>good pear
>gets poached
>shit pear
>left to rot in the 2nd XI

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'chabin bla x finna be in London and Madrid in Oct. anyone want owt¿

Worcs don't seem a very cricket-oriented county (like say Yorkshire or Hampshire) but do produce some decent players desu. bit like Durham innit. not much interest but just naturally decent at the game

>>150736895
We are a small and humble county with absolutely no talent for deanoball whatsoever (best team is probably Kiddy Harriers, and they're shite) but which consistently punches above its weight in the tarq sports of cricket and rugby

>>150736895
>produce some decent players
not really
no good test cricketers of note. Moeen Ali probably the best overall international cricketer and I believe even he jumped ship like any good Worcs player does kek

>>150737088
In terms of international standard players actually born and bred in Worcestershire, Josh Tongue is probably the only one for decades

>trying to claim Nottinghamshire's brave Joshua Tongue
state

Someone at work said that Kirk said all gays should be stoned
Can't find record of it anywhere

Wagies are so thick

>in terms of

>>150737249
perfectly acceptable phrase

overused

greentexting is overused

Japan has 100k people over 100 what the fuck

>>150737496
your laptop is overused

>>150737763
The box of condoms you bought years ago is underused

Although Kirk was a staunch defender of Israel, he also shared some critical views of the Israeli government. Shortly after the October 7 attacks on Israel in 2023, Kirk had promoted a conspiracy theory alleging the Israeli government knew that Hamas was going to launch the attack, and that Netanyahu allowed it to go ahead as part of a plan to remain in power.[179] Shortly before his death, he suggested that Jeffrey Epstein was an Israeli intelligence agent.[176]

Hm

GOTTEM
O
N
E

>>150737763
only the bad one

>A well-known figure in English cricket is being investigated by police over allegations of spiking two women and sexually assaulting one of them
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2025/09/12/english-cricket-figure-investigated-sexual-assault-spiking/

just fell asleep

>Telegraph Sport can disclose that the man, in his 40s
Zachy why did you do it

hankering

>>150738387
Island of inbred rapists

actually been doing some laptop thumbing today instead of getting distracted by cric
on a friday as well
absolutely mad that

won't be going to see the new DiCaprio flick

PTA is very reddit
the bill hicks of directors

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The retardation of subhuman englunders is a price we all have to bear

>>150738387
Jay Shah

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>anglo-paki-convict defence force trying to deflect
Now then now then now then

Tempting to tell the IT monkeys who insist on making my life a misery that the decisions they're making are baffling and positively Kafkaesque

Probably won't have the balls for such a strongly-worded response thoughever

six string hack's being monitored after his boss (having a boss kek) caught him being a dosser

funny how bard (same guy who always blogged about his female boss) suddenly has a ''''''deano'''''' one

Ubering to bouldering

>>150739586
It's my first non-female boss in a while

Complete focus on productivity but with little regard for how his team are feeling, and a bit of an obstinate attitude when you politely explain to him that you can't do seven things at once whilst also meeting his directive not to rack up any more flexi hours

Perhaps the only way to truly balance the pros and cons of the male and female managerial styles is to have troon bosses - I'll see if I can promote my toon underling henceforth

*whistles Soul Limbo*

>>150738387
5/1 it’s Archer

>>150736895
Don’t think you can be a County with a first class club that doesn’t have some strong cricket culture and there’s others without which do as well (Northumberland, Norfolk and Staffs). That being said Worcs have always relied relatively heavier than most on foreign (in the sense of from outside the county itself) players.

>>150738387
Mooen Ali

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even the holds are mocking toothpick arms kek

been shut down on black, lads

evening fellas

geese-taxes a banger of discernible melody

>0-41 (1.4)

Friday night so it is
https://youtu.be/5nzb6NJrbTI?

>>150739827
You cant see it because it was cropper out but at the very top is zachs mum

>39 ball ton by Salt
Almost makes up for being shit 80% of the time otherwise

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>>150741266
LMAO GONE GOTTEM

Time for a declaration methinks

Two complete meme matches in a row, this white-ball series with the Saffas has been constant comedy

Yeah, im thinking bazball is back

friday night meme magic

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>>150741266
BASTARD BITCH

havnt watched a single delivery or looked at a single scorecard of it personally

>>150741665
that's grand mate. want a medal?

my tendons are more sore than my arse

steakhouses should be illegal
glutinous blood thirsty freaks

just dropped a giant Big Thief in the climbing works bogs

>>150739984
>>150741266
I don't get it

>>150741266
bodied that freak

>>150742020
>>150739984
>if only you knew how shit at climbing toothpick arms is

'got it' now but that is terrible unfunny ol' bingo wings, I suppose that is why it took me a while

'a family member outed him'
tried and tested narrative that

2nd date tomorrow

SURELY conceding 300+ runs in a t20 can't be a good thing

Im sorry but i just find it hard to believe basedboy Leftists are pulling off neck nukes from 200 yards. Something very afoot

I should burn in hell, but I don't deserve this. Nobody deserves this.

https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=HsHAiUoUQs78bG2n

Cameron winter isn't a leftist freak. He is a Christian

Bed soon
Won't be ranting until 5am in the morning in my peng flat (although this is the natural, sane reaction to an insane world)

Why exactly was trump the first person to (((confirm)) kirks death?
Bit weird. Only explanation is, it was like a deliberate effort from the hospital to let the president know first or something

loser mindset

I think it was just a coincidence he got hit rapidly more Israel sceptic leading up to his death

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Never trust a sixhead

>ol bingo wings considers that tiny skull a 'sixhead'
says a lot about his brainlet posts

clearly a patsy anyway
unironically this time

Even if you don't support Israel you have to respect the way they hunt their enemies