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How do I get a job taking pictures of people getting treated? Since it won't matter if I'm doing a shit job at it
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Why are AFL fans like this?
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wtf is wrong with some of you
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>>150721818
>big footy
>political nonsense
Absolute cringe
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massive day for the culture warriors
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>>150721969
how can i learn to be above it all like you?
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>>150721992
comes with time i guess
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>>150721818
who are they talking about
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>>150721818
>>150722078
Back you go to bigfooty
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holyshit just saw it dude got fucking sniped
probably some troon
crazy
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Which AFL personality is most likely to get clapped?
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who has a shot at taking home the charlie this year? is it daicos?
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I think the NRL has outdone us on this one
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Whats up gay boys
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>>150721818
it's a side effect of growing up in Melbourne and being surrounded by brainrot
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>>150722078
gough is legitimately a terrible human
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My new scarf is going to look really stupid next season isn't it.
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>>150722300
I dont know who this is
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if milquetoast cuckservatism gets you gunned down at 200 yards you might as well go all the way
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Charlie Kirk being assassinated is the American Reichstag fire. It is time for a complete crackdown on the left. Every Democratic politician must be arrested and the party banned under RICO. Every libtard commentator must be shut down. Stochastic terrorism. They caused this.
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CHARLIES IN A BOX
CHARLIES IN A BOX
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>get caught getting your sissy microdicklet wanked by a trainer
>have a melty
what a faggot
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>>150722658
Footy?
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>>150722047
Charlie Kirk got got
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>>150722774
Oh no! Which AFL team did he play for again?
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>>150722789
swans
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>>150722797
There's no Charlie who currently plays for the swans...........
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>>150722789
MY Fred, he got that lay down and die in him
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bigfooty should probably be shutdown at this point
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>>150722789
There will be a 5 minute sermon for Charlie Kirk before the welcome to country
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>>150722875
When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.
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>>150722921
>When we win
>we
Speak for yourself, champ
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>>150722921
>When we win
Harold Holt off, parasite.
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based newies
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>>150722300
never heard of this cunt lol
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Genuinelly think the discourse around Charlie Kirk has been disappointing and blackpilling
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>>150723149
how so
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>>150723149
who gives a fuck about some american influencer
got bigger things to waste my time on than some fucking cunt who got got
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>>150723159
While he was a Zionist Neocon Globalist mouthpiece paid for by the Israel lobby, it is a bit sad seeing so many people I know gleefully celebrating his death on social media. It's unbecoming.
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>>150723178
>got bigger things to waste my time on
such as?
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Kingy had Brad Scott lined up for fireball tomorrow
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kingy is a hack cunt
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more like black lmao
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>>150723190
Cut them off
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lets be dignified
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rc would be rolling in his grace over kirky, rc was a huge Kirk fanboy.
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>>150723245
You’re a fuckhead cunt, me and Kingy would fucking smash you
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Only thing Kingy is smashing is a parked car at Crown after too many.
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meant parked black cock iykwim haha
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Big booty forum
Arvo
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>>150723461
You’re a piece of shit cunt
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Mind your language sir
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>>150723607
meant black penis sorry
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neighbours are playing country roads really loud for some reason
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Pray for the souls of Charlie, Iryna, Hulk, Sofia, Emily, Nikolai and the twins
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>>150723629
Charlie shot my neck!
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Give strength to our RC and his son Matthew
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bazinga!!
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Will Adelaide or Hawthorn win tomorrow?
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anyone know what's jeremy cameron's goal song please can't find this info anywhere
some countryesque type thing that's been stuck in my head
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>>150723673
hawks
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>>150723684
the gambler - kenny rogers
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>>150723688
cheers mate
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>>150723717
glad to help fella
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Hawthorn have a weirdly easy run to the GF from 8th
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>>150723771
this year is probably the record for smallest margin between all top 8 teams in quality especially since the top team lost their best player
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sam "the cuck" mitchell
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>>150723815
geelong have a healthy list though?
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>>150723852
fingering is the game and tanner bruhn is geelong's best player
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>>150723882
was just thinking about him recently
wonder what's going to happen with that, if he just gets quietly delisted
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>>150721818
>As someone who grew up without a father
>AFL Club: Port Adelaide
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got a mate that reckons he's been to geelong
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>>150723957
absurd
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>>150723957
I would never
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>>150723957
doubt it
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>>150723957
well we know your mate doesn't play for collingwood football club then
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>>150723957
I have been to geelong
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>>150724108
i don't believe you
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Geelong, like most things I am personally not responsible for is a jewish psy-op.
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In Victoria you can get three potato cakes for $5.00. We call this a "Gary Ablett Jr" here in GeeliWeeli (Geelong for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?
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my brother, whos a bit of a boofhead and loves rugby league just called me to bitch about their granny ent. when he asked who was playing the afl granny and I said snoop he flipped out like it was my fault or something and hung up on me. fucken weird.
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got palestine cult fatigue
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Got sudo fatigue
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>>150724211
take more iykwim haha
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>when someone brings out the bag
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>>150724264
based Bailey the cat
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>>150721281
Envious. Theyre envious.
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>nose beers
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>>150724284
remember hearing a fella call it wizz fizz unironically in the toilets of some random night club at 9am in the morning in melbourne cbd
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cocaine is not worth it at all
buy acid instead
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i dont even like weed. Makes my throat dry. Just a fine tobacco and alchohol is enouggh
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for me it's my pacifier(vape)
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so true
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dunhill blue flow filters
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i still like my tobacco taste. Was gonna get into vaping as mini hookah but last time i checked it was inconvenient. Earlier ones were once thingy
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id ideally self roll with different tobaccos but i dont have that luxury i live in a shithole
id also like to walk barefoot but theres rubbish everywhere
i should move australa
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Does it think that we read its posts
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i wear sunglasses inside my own house
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me too helps me with screen light
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>>150724340
crisp corey hart
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God I love you blokes. Take good care of yourselves please and stay safe
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i like to live dangerously
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>>150722408
Well considering who he is named after, absolutely.
The fact he's now a mod on the site shows how infested it actually is. Emblematic of the code over all really.

Friendly reminder that the Umpires are corrupt.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/former-afl-umpire-michael-pell-among-four-charged-over-alleged-brownlow-betting-scandal/news-story/afd0a244e4d0f7dbffc64fc61ce351bb
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>>150723666
Yet another Low IQ moment from chaser.
Gloating about this is pure stupidity, especially since they are public speakers themselves. It just as easily happen to them.
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looks old
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feels a little fucked up that there is no footu on tonight
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>>150724383
There should at least be some aflw kino
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aflw is not a sport
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aflw would be watchable if they looked and dressed like those pole vault girls
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>>150724388
trvke
it's a charity
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ella roberts is box office though
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alfw would be watchable if they implement men
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she says her love for me could never die
but that'd change if she ever found out about you and i
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black knight - 1995 Remaster
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nothings real everything fake and gay
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>>150724399
poof
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>still no football
Limp
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>>150724356
"But RC was right xd xd"
Reminder that the prosecution does not allege that this conduct changed the outcome of the medal. Rather they argue that the umpire used inside knowledge to make bets.

It speaks to a greater issue of how embedded gambling is in AFL
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mmm
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how something not real also be fake and gay
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hypothetically
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"Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply."

Hopefully none of the applicants will use their work emails this time lol
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lol
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whoops
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she looks like she hit the wall before she was born
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i think there's this innate drive deep inside the mind of a leftist that won't allow them to stop until they create the very demon they claim to want to destroy
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by leftist you mean left footer right
>the very demon they claim to want to destroy
playing exclusively on one side of the ground because they can only kick on their left?
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Fuck I had an appointment today and couldn’t go to work. All the rightiods I work with would have been fucking seething and I couldn’t stir the pot
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>>150724461
this is your boss speaking, you better work twice as hard tomorrow you evasive little cunt.
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>>150724469
Nah I’ve got my boss on a string desu. Legit they’re second most important wagie out of about 30 blokes
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That's really sad about Kirk, genuinely in shock
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>>150724461
Why would you want to “stir the pot” are you some tranny overflowing with bloodlust?
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Don’t care about some culture warrior seppo fuck getting shot. The less the better.
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>be me
>quickly become the most indispensible and trusted employee in a new job with skill and learning capacity well beyond even seniors employees
>gradually take a mental spiral downwards until it's an akward seperation for everyone but always get let go on voluntary resignation
you mad wagies?
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>>150724488
ok fence sitter
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>>150724488
Right, so a tranny freak overflowing with bloodlust. Clocked easily.
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>>150724488
i care because it's funny as fuck and 100% pure irony straight into the vein
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how will the upcoming seppo civil war affect the next footy season?
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>>150724501
How is it funny or irony?
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>>150724488
The opinion of least resistance
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>claims to be pro life
>fucking DIES
kek
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>>150724506
Not him.
Never heard of the dude before today, but:
>Some gun deaths are acceptable to secure our god given second amendment r-ACK
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Lol
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>>150724506
his last words before getting shot were defending gun violence, literally CANNOT get more ironic.
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>>150724523
He said that achieving zero gun deaths is unrealistic, which is true. He has never celebrated gun deaths or said efforts to reduce gun deaths are bad, but that banning guns isn’t the right option.

You are a delusional psychopath.
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>>150724526
No, they weren’t. Gang violence and lone mass shooters are worth distinguishing. Anti-Whites do it all the time themselves (they try to say gang twister violence isn’t as bad)
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How many newfags on this site nowadays?

All the moral faggotry about this dead fuck is Facebook tier. Get over it you fucking poofs.
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utterly howling at these /pol/ niggaz suddenly calling for nuance and decorum
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Which footy team would Charlie Kirk have supported?
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Also some thing going around about what he said about empathy, when he said sympathy is better because empathy implies you understand and relate and politicians aren’t can relate to the general populace. He’s always just said decent things and bloodlust freaks are twisting everything he says to find some justification to celebrate killing.
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>>150724531
He celebrated violence used against the American left.
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>>150724496
Get over it, cunt. Did you have a little cry this morning watching this faggot die? Bet you did. Lmao.
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Charlie Kirk was just another faggot sewing division between normies whilst rich cunts bend us over and ruin all our futures. Good riddance. Hopefully his (((masters))) cop it next.
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>>150724496
kek you nailed "him"
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>actively rallies to overturn gun bans in colleges
>actively bleeding out from gunshot wound at college
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Footy?
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his views were pretty moderated and all he did was debate people in good faith, idk why people are celebrating his death.
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>>150724573
FOY
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Their constitution clearly says right to bear arms not be infringed, I don't know how they can have any restriction on guns whatsoever without changing that.
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gotta lol at the troonwaffen getting all uppity as if they're not all going to kill themselves in a few months anyway kek
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>>150724573
>in good faith
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>Kulcha war isn't real or important
meanwhile we are professionally assassinating people in it
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Absolute toilet bowl of a thread
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>>150724587
Yes he was a Christian family man arguing what he believed to be true. Who is the leftist equivalent of Kirk? Nobody. They all just hide on YouTube before being outed as pedos and rapists.
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>bear arms
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name the catsfag
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>>150724598
he held zero convictions. he was a grifter who died for an insatiable thirst for money and attention.
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It's sad that he died but I couldn't give a poofter's arse about politics.
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>>150724547
Gold Coast Suns (Hardwick) with his favourite player being Isaac Heeney.
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not ingaging in my good post with you if you speak out good faith
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>>150724420
>It speaks to a greater issue of how embedded gambling is in AFL

Exactly you clown, therefore they are in the prime position to manipulate the outcome to ensure some bets pay out. Genuine retard.
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>>150724581
Can you point me towards their 'well regulated militia'?
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>>150724573
he was a centre right moderate. basically 90s bill clinton. kinda funny he's painted as some hortler-tier gigafascist but that's how far off the reservation the left has gone in the last couple of decades.
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>>150724581
It's simple: change the constitution
>bud yeew gan'd D: D:
says who?
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Why'd they kill some pro-jew moderate?
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>>150724626
glowdiggers will say it was an iranian/russian/hamas/venezuelan operative and use it as casus belli to start a war. screencap this post. that was a professional snipe.
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why no aflw tonight
i thought the only reason it failed was no clear air?
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>>150724626
>spend a decade calling your political opponents nazis and fascists
>oh yeah violence against nazis and fascists is acceptable btw lol yolo
i wonder
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>>150724603
control the media
control the narrative
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>>150724626
Demoralisation because he’s popular. Terrorists tactics. They’re trying to upset White people.
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>that was a professional snipe.
yeah dude in black on the roof, decoys in the crowd, high calibre rifle
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>>150724646
It seemed professional and not just some crazy Troon or something. Crazy troons are cheating, but they didn’t do it.
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*taps sign*
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>>150724626
Because to many on the left, anyone to the right of Bernie Sanders is a nazi, they dont make any distinctions between a moderate centre right Christian and a neo-nazi. They figure they are all equally racist and homophobic and so all deserving of the same punishment.

Anyway I sure do love footy
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>>150724650
He had recently said neutral things about Israel. Really makes you think.
Also, aren't talking about Epstein anymore. Also makes you think.
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>Chris Scott apologises to female AFL staffer after she was brought to tears by an aggressive outburst from the premiership coach
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>>150724652
>Cheating
Cheering
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>>150724646
see>>150724650
wasn't some radicalised leftist had prior planning had to be up on the roof in place before the event
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>>150724660
>Video: "Could you please move." ... "Hurry it up."
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>>150724665
sounds like MY WIFE when we HAVE SEX haha
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>>150724598
>pedos and rapists
But enough about Donald Trump
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>>150724665
>>150724660
will they use this as a budding breasts moment and push scott out?
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Really not sure nowadays whether people are roleplaying right wing nutjobs or if they truly are cooked.
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>in addition to being an expert in viral immunology, geopolitics, I have also read an article today on spec-op assassinations, and this looks like one
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>>150724674
Just time in for TASMANIA redemption.
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>>150724676
this is fucking funny
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>>150724675
Bots. Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram are fucking full of bots pretending to be right wing people.
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>>150724684
But they're in the thread with us. Can't imagine they'd want to come to /afl/, plus the captcha protects us.
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getting my mind blown (not my neck lol) by grego reviewing a fat chicken in brisbane. got on in adelaide with the same signage and layout, tripping me out. but apparently only two of them
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>>150724676
nah just listen to former special forces operators speak on the event rather than some leftist nerd from the new York times
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>>150724686
source?
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>special forces operators
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>>150724674
freo wanted to push ross out anyway, don't think the cats want to do that
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>>150724689
nigga u high?
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ah good all the le irony heads are out and about talking shit about a bloke who had sexy wife and two kids and is now dead
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>>150724710
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>>150724702
higher than kirk's killer's turboprop on it's way to israel
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>>150724710
that's a shit version, this angle is better >>>/gif/29426269
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>>150724710
>far right
Dude was mild centre right offering tokenistic pushback to American university children.
The fact they are now up to shooting people like him over there is a sign that shit's about to kick off.

Dude's entire shtick was "Debate me", discourse between the two sides is now unlikely.
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jannies are as consistent as the mro
im not happy right now
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>>150724663
the second would-be trump assassin sat in wait at his golf course for 12 hours in a sniper hide with an sks and anti-ballistic plates. he also glowed hard as fuck.
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>>150724728
>Dude's entire shtick was "Debate me",
That was Ben Shapiro's shtick and his debates were always filled with mutual respect over wanting to bone his sister.
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i got a shtick for you dirty sluts xx
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Please stop talking about our sport.
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R U OK?
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>>150724736
well while your here can you please explain
why didn't a good guy with a gun stop the bad guy with a gun first? why is that allowed in your sports rules
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guns are based
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>>150724744
Only after you explain insufficient intent.
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>>150724751
._.
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Imagine that nig*a brad Scott shoots Sam Mitchell haha
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>>150724751
kek
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the jewish nightmare is an anglo ethnostate full of gun owners
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many men wish death upon me
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how many proper newfags are in here
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>>150724777
probly just ur dad 2bh
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not me been here like 3 months
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>>150724730
care to explain champion?
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>>150724777
triple 7's baby the day lucifer died based
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>>150724765
>>150724750
based
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>yank posting
Night, lads.
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>be on bus
>zoomer girl sitting in front of me
>she pushes the stop button
>jeet driver doesn't stop at the next stop
>keeps on driving like a moron
>she doesn't have the confidence to yell out or get up and tell the driver to stop the bus
>just sits there with her head in her hands
>driver only stops because someone waved it down to get on
>bus is probably 1-2km from where she wanted get off
feel so sorry for terminally online zoomies with zero assertiveness in the real world
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Icecreamforbreakfastsperg, what did your mumza give you for dessert?
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>>150724843
Tit milk
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>>150724809
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>>150724835
Why didn't you press it or yell out for her? NOT a good citizen you
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>>150724835
i think this is why that american guy when off at the ukrainian chick
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>>150724852
That’s where I thought it was going.
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>>150724846
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What number did you wear on your back as a kid
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>>150724835
>feel so sorry for terminally online zoomies with zero assertiveness in the real world

Of which you by your own admission are one.
Why didn't you speak up?
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>be on bus
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>>150724872
not today asio
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>>150724835
you should have walked her home
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>>150724872
42
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>>150724872
35
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>>150724872
67
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I’m struggling big time tonight lads, just really not coping well, anyone up for a chat?
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>>150724872
can't remember
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>>150724872
5 (Wipe off 5)
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>>150724917
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>>150724872
Wasn't so much a number as it was a target.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgpEuUJ8MKY
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wanted to give her lil strawberry some kisses iykwim haha
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>>150724934
nonce
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banned on bigfooty again
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>>150724872
was always skins
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>>150724939
naughty
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>He's the best player I've ever played with, so of course you want him to be at the club and at this moment in time he's my captain. With that being said though, it remains to be seen if that's the way it works going forward

ooooof
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>>150724917
What's on your mind?
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>>150724963
updog
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>>150724872
4. Wanganeen.
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>>150724917
toughen up samurai
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what would his footy team be
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>>150724963
Don’t want to talk about it
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>>150724938
Idiot, in 2001 anon was probably her age.
>>
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>>150724963
Got a bit manic this morning so i'm crashing now.
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R U OK?
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Cheetos flaming hot diarrhoea
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>mfw crom
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The crows finals chances get Charlie kirk’d 24 hours from now
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isn't crom reddit?
i thought it was corr here
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>>150725014
Crisp
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My girlfriend has borderline personality disorder. My psych says the way she treats me is emotionally abusive. I love her and won’t leave her but it’s getting to me. She’s having one of her episodes at the moment. Went off at me yesterday and won’t talk to me today.
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>>150725003
the crows are reddit
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Zoomette wife Wya
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>>150725027
footy?
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>State Government and AFL CEO Andrew Dillon set to hold a press conference on Monday to confirm State of Origin match WA v Victoria next February
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>As it stands, people around Zach Merrett believe he is unlikely to attend Essendon's B&F, as the skipper explores his options to leave
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wish it was charlie cameron instead
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>>150725035
this is just ridiculous now lol
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>>150725027
I take it U R NOT OK
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>>150725027
any pics of her feet
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>>150725027
How's her pit game? Is she fuckable at least?
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>guns are le bad!!!
>only dumb racist fascist police should have them!!!!!!
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women are deadass stupid
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>>150725035
Oh fuck all the way off what do you MEAN
First off stick fat Merrett don't be a dog. You're under contract, a commitment Essendon made to you.
"He deserves success" more than the rest of the players? More than the club? Build it here. Don't cut and run.
Second if this is just a big beat up over absolutely nothing which I am not discounting as a possibility then the entire footy media should hang their heads in shame. I'm so fucking tired of it.
>>150722417
NEW FUCKIN' MERCH AND ALL
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>>150725076
ist dat why you become one KEK
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>>150725069
define fascism
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>>150725069
Pretty universally the people saying guns are bad are also saying cops should carry less guns. >>150725069
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I'm seriously fucked up rn. might need an ambo
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>>150725088
they never can
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>>150725100
Crisp bum fiddler
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>>150725088
charlie kirk
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>>150725096
What about the military?
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Second diarrhoea within 15 minutes
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>>150725100
me the first time my bussy cramped and my njoy wand got stuck
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>>150725096
how do you plan to disarm an armed population if not with armed police?
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>>150725112

Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)16:24:39 No.147696803>>147696842 (You) >>147696845

>that one time my sphincter constricted around the ball on the end of my njoy pure wand and my whole butt tensed and crampled closed on it because I didn't warm up adequately and I had to roll slowly off the bed and tried to fish it out in a panic and just sat on the floor on my hands and knees woefulyl for 5 minutes thinking I was going to have to call an ambulance before I realised I could just dispel it in a pooping motion

you people know nothing of fear

Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)16:30:11 No.147696821>>147696842 (You) >>147696845

do you know what its like to have 680 grams of stainless steel hanging freely from your buttocks as youre on the floor thinking about how youre going to explain this to your mum, the anxiety and running thoughts exacerbating the problem downstairs?
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im starting to think im not that clever
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>>150725115
They don’t intend to. They know that gang types will keep their guns, which they like.
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>>150725096
Fewer
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now you've done it, spergout incoming.
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>>150725112
Yep, had something up my arse, busted a nut and it got wedged in there. Me prying it out in a panic is what’s caused my never ending anal fissures I reckon.
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>>150724872
13 11 14
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I be ah sleepy ass nigguh
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>>150724872
13 30 32
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why is the gold coast so soulless
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>>150725128
that's why i only ever use my fingers, it's a lot safer, and perhaps more sensual. i've found i enjoy playing with my arse more when i lube up my fingers, carress and play with my sphincter, and penetrate when it's good and ready and the mood is right. it's a lot better than aggressive arse pulverising without the romance or sensuality
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some posts in here are retarded enough to be from the op spastic
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>>150724872
1300 36 70 70
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>>150725137
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>>150725135
not culturally enriched enough
if it wants to larp as miami then it needs to start importing
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roof roof
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>>150725150
Crisp roof seal
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>>150725150
i cannot believe how they massacred him, it was my first ever soul vs soulless experience as a kid
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>australian tradies are so bad that there exists miltyiplpe markets around remediating what theyu built
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need a new commie poof villain to entertain this general
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>Ynr seal hunter
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I’d rather get shot in the fucking neck than be a tradie lol fuck tradies dickhead cunts
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>>150725160
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i bet in the near future you'll need a fire arm license just to own nerf guns
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>>150725154
>>150725156
>>150725161
>ynr drive seal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31rQx_2jk6s
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is antitradesperg xanon?
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>>150725170
kek forgot about xanon
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>>150725170
he would fit right into the old mortein ads
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>>150725182
it's crazy how you can watch an ad on youtube you haven't seen in literally 20 years and still remember it near perfectly (not this particular one but happened to me recently)
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jesus christ how old are some of you cunts lol
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>>150725212
old
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got my tax breakdown letter, 2300 bucks straight out of my pocket to DSP cunts
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>>150725212
i remember when this country was white
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>>150725212
i remember when i had to wait until monday to find out the footy scores on games i didn't watch
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i remember when i remember i remember when i lost my mind iykwim haha
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>>150725224
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S
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>>150725212
i played auskick with pendlebury
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i played auskick on the mcg in 2004 and clashed heads with another kid lmao
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well i remember when i was young
the world had just begun and i was happy
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and now you have short term memory issues at the age of 30\
heckin based bro
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>>150725250
why do i feel like ive heard about this
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apparently the rifle that killed kirk acted alone
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Do you remember
The twenty-first night of September?
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I kicked two goals at etihad
highlight of my footy career
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>>150725264
might have posted about it before i don't remember
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I Remember - Deadmau5 (feat Kaskade)
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I've always been an embarrassing spastic friendless retard who has never achieved anything
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when pendlebury retires there won't be a single player who played in a game broadcast on channel 9
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>>150725212
I forget I’m conversing with 20yo cunts.
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>>150725288
same
at least we're not brad scott though
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>>150725212
34
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haters gonna hate
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i'd say neptune is my favourite planet
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>>150725324
who's going to tell him
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zach merrett is doing nothing wrong
fuck essendon, joke of a club
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no but uranus
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>Bailey Smith apologises
Heartbroken that he was cucked into it.
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>>150725332
cardinal sin
hes no longer captain
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finna get a stack of monopoly money to throw on his head and cord it
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greta thunbergs pink slit
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while we're at it, ridley is doing nothing wrong too, he signed a contract and was probably sold an idea that essendon would compete, and then they fucked his quads and hip and hamstrings and took two years off his career (including a year off his prime)
probably fucked his future earnings too, on raw talent he could be one of the best defenders in the comp
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>>150725368
I always pictured it as brown.
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I don't like north/central europeans
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brett kirk must be shattered
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>>150725212
72
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>>150725395
Did you fight in nam
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>>150725212
i'm not going to tell you how old i am haha
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if zach merett was actually any good then essendon would be beter
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>>150725407
one player does not make a team
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from the players reactions i don't think zach will be around next year
holy shit thats kino drama
the cowardly merrett
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>>150725401
...yh..moar.liek.inyer.gram.
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>>150725412
yeah but some playerss stand up and say come with me boys ill take you to the promised land
merett just plays for himself
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>>150725414
why is he cowardly for pissing his career away at fucking essendon?
he's done his time, he can chase success
the bnf has the potential to be kino if he doesn't show up
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>zach merett is 30
oof probs looked at swallow on the weekend and said that cant be me
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>>150725212
u know what Kermit is? what about Usenet? Gopher?
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gotten an unearthly amount of (you)s tonight. think this place is just too easy for a man of my talents. might have to move on to something bigger
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Just don't want collingwood or geelong to win it.
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>>150725425
i think he's cowardly in backing out of a contract and not honouring it. it's pretty fucking shit for a captain to do that.
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I legitimately think Essendon have the worst fans in the league and it isn’t even close. Everything wrong with that club is entirely the clubs fault, but their fans always act like they’re total victims and the AFL are out to get them. Even now, Merrett has wasted 12 years at that fucking club, rightfully wants to leave and Essendon fans are acting like they’re getting stabbed in the back.
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>>150725449
>gotten
FOY
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>>150725449
CYA CHAMP (You)
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>>150725458
TRVKE
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bane broke the bombers when you think about it
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>(you)is life
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>>150725458
limp
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any cool warez fellas?
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>warez is still a relevant term
o my dayzz
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>>150725458
Imagine your faggot captain bails because his leadership is so shit he can’t right the pathetic excuse for a list.
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>>150725212
I bought Inside Football when it was weekly and a newspaper.
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>>150725458
He's under fucking contract! He's the fucking captain! This doesn't fucking happen!
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>>150725490
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remember when essendon were 8-3 or whatever in 2023? look at them now
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fell asleep at my desk again, how long was i out?
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>>150725499
Longer than you think.
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Charlie Kirk's shooter has been identified as James E. Cornette
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seb you silly bugger x
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Everybody’s talking at me
I don’t hear a word they’re saying
Only the echoes of my mind
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hihi x
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spank my arse faggot
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>>150725223
ta
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malaga markets
5 minutes, champ
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why is no one posting...
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>>150725573
sinking my teeth into this https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-gui/
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so many hot pawgs at the gym
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>>150725458
fred and crows have worse fanbases
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No, poort genuinely have the worst supporters and its not even close, its not even a discussion
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i would've said essendon before i went to gather round, but >>150725637 is correct, port legit have the worst fans in the league
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what makes port fans the worst? genuinely interested.
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>>150725451
that's going to be hard as both will be in the grand final
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>>150725641
psychotic retards who think they're entitled to a flag every year for some reason
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>>150725637
It was a port fan that threw the beer at Tom Lynch wasn't it?
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>>150725637
>>150725639
>>150725641
>>150725647
seethe
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>>150725645
Huh? In my timeline (reality) bane and adelaide are in the grand final? I'm sorry you live in a dystopian timeline.
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>>150725657
adelaide out in straight sets and frankly bane is likely to lose as well
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insult poort and this spastic >>150725656 will respond within 5 minutes every time
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Brisbane have injries to important players all over the ground, they're not in good shape at all. Gold Coast should beat them up, bully them and belt them
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>>150725656
these two are pretty based but i hate the fuck out of poort
>>
love ken
hate port
simple as
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i am a bane member
poort fans are fine, crows fans are fuckheads, ive sat near both this year because i went to the preseason game
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when i'm at games i space out some times and think about what would happen if a mass shooting or terrorist attack went down and what i'd do to get the fuck out of there
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>>150725702
same
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRDhQ_BdGgE
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remember in the sims how there was that one octagon house with four equal sized rooms that were decorated like a bad acid trip
what the fuck was that all about
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the sims was a girls game
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>>150725756
sims was based you faggot
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>he's not architecturepilled
faggot
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>>150724615
Where's the evidence then?
>>
>>150725789
It's obvious to anyone who chooses to see it. It's up to you to prove it's not rigged mate.
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>>150725756
>not being a voyeur of your girl sims in the shower
ngmi
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>it was a troon
called it
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>>150725793
Trip on

There's no evidence that games are rigged, its up to you to argue your point- not me
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>>150725828
Do you claim that the games are not rigged?
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>>150725641
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/meth%20mostly/
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>>150725845
I don't "claim", there's no evidence to support the argument of "rigging"
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>>150725853
The burden of proof is on you
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>>150725853
The evidence is there and obvious for anyone who chooses to see it. You're asking me to "prove" the sky is blue.
>NUH YUH MUZ BOOVE DA SGUY IZ NOD AGZHYUALLY GRUN D: D: D:
This is "literally" how you sound mate.
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>>150725865
No I'm asking you to provide evidence for your conspiracy theory
>>
>>150725865
>>150725900
Hey, stop pretending to be RC, fuckhead
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>>150725904
I'm not pretending to be RC, but he is the benchmark and epitome of posting on /afl/; we should all aspire to be like him.
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>>150725907
crisp mascot
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>>150725756
true, my psgf was the only person I knew that was into it
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>>150725907
Trip on faggot
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>>150725940
I'm not RC
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crumpet with nutela and honey
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>>150726002
crispola
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>>150725647
id settle with making a grand final again
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Blood on the toilet paper again.
>>
Switch to bidet
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rhymes with big gay
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chimes with sashay
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no but steven may iykwim haha
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>>150726002
crunchesque
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>>150726102
ha haha hahaha queem QUEEM
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>>150726050
KIWIRRKURRA
I
W
I
R
R
K
U
R
R
A
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>>150726050
>>150726068
>>150726073
>>150726098
>>150726102
crisp rap darkies
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Big gap poofy
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>>150725809
It's true
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lol
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Nimble dimble fimble
Cock in my arsehole
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i wonder if i'll see the sleep paralysis hag tonight
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>>150726349
https://youtu.be/Qo2hlWLno5Y
x
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>>150726749
Always have the impending feeling I’m about to get raped when I have sleep paralysis.
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>>150726708
and the dish ran away with the spoon
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>>150726839
i'm convinced that the fear comes before the paralysis (not after as many think/assume)
>>
MASCOT MASCOT
WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN RC SITS ON YOU
>>
iggs
>>
Tits
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lachie neale, the igg
patrick cripps, the igg
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The igg, more like penguine iykwim haha
>>
>>
moar.liek pingu aaammmooooiiitritee???
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>>150727422
Have you figured out which footy team to go for yet micksperg? Iggs are full unfortunately but maybe you're dosn or dockies kinda guy?
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>>150727446
YFO
>>
>blowie tinks dis is cric
o I am LAFFIN'
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Pies since I like cock in mouth
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>>150727446
eyequeem †
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>>150727477
queef QUEEF!!!
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>>150727441
micksperg would be a aints guy _____ ____
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>>150727510
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used to love pingu when i was a wee boy
cheeky little fucker and his little seal mate
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Iggs will be downhill skiing like penguins before too long.
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>>150727554
there was a lot of cool claymation kids shows back in the day, miss those days better days
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>>150727542
desu penguins are based they are elite swimmers for birds outpointing killer whales
>>
What are you lads doing up so late?
>>
Watching telly
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>>150727624
I'm always up, they call me Nighthawk
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>>150727632
>>150727655
So we making sense of the past few days lads? Me personally I'm ready to kick back into some comfy footy instead of all the nastiness of the world.
>>
Nightwhore
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True. But banes winning
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>>150727706
I'm not political, so all of this is not a pressing matter of grief for me (with all due respect for what sad events have unfolded). I'm looking forward to watching MY Hawks try again in the footy this year. I hope mostly that they get a flag in this decade at least; it doesn't have to be this year desu.
>>
Keen for my arsehole to get gaped
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>>150727745
if bane fail i'll probably go for hawks think tonights game will be good though
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>>150727828
It should be a cracker, yeah, I heard the Crows have Rachele back too, whch should be interesting. If the Hawks don't make it to the GF I'd like to see any interstate team win
>>
>>150727747
crisp sisza
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arrest malibu chol and changchong jiath for machete offences!
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I'm going to fap
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>>150727922
I take back everything I said about Port.
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Jeez my arsehole is itchy
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>>150727922
meanwhile, the power poof boys
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>>150728044
Why did the leave an empty space behind Kane Fer- OH FUCK!
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>>150728044
>boongy ravioli sending mental death threats to the cameraman
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>>150728089
white dog camera stealing his soul unna
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>>150727922
hi :))
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>>150728827
>>150728827
>>150728827
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