Never relax
>>150725610He's going to say it
Jordan Love is him.
24 hours until the NFCN slayer begins his work
Franchise
>>150725638>Commanders vs PackersThe battle of two fanbases who think their shit don't stink
>This guy was drafted over Daniels, Maye, Bix Nood, Penis Jr. and McSharty
Anime
>>150725643rider
>>150725691His seat? You guessed it! The driver's seat.
would you rather your team win their next game, or a blowjob from temujin (woman)
>Call me McSharty ONE MORE TIME
>>150725703Win the next game. My wife doesn't like sharing
>>150725737Based married Chad
Play caller rankings after week 1Top 3 OCs1. Todd Monken - Ravens2. Shane Steichen - Colts3. Greg Roman - ChargersBottom 3 OCs30. Nick Caley - Texans31. Klint Kubiak - Seahawks32. Mike McDaniel - DolphinsTop 3 Defensive play callers 1. Vance Joseph - Broncos2. Patrick Graham - Raiders3. Nick Rallis - CardinalsBottom 3 Defensive play callers30. Steve Wilks - Jets31. Zach Orr - Ravens32. Bobby Babich - Bills
>>150725701i dont see a steering wheel there nigga
>>150725781In America we have apps that replaced the steering wheel
Post your face when the Cowboys win the Superb Owl!WE Still dem boys!
>>150725836I'd rather not post my non-existent face from 1996
>>150725836
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
>>150725856Damn whatever team that is sure does suck, as is defintetly not DEM BOYS!
is the AFC or the NFC stronger?
>>150725836like a retarded kid getting a girl.
my morning constitutional was basically all water
>>150725880NFC can squat more
>>150725885something tells me it was actually urine from last nights sex romp
>>150725836Jerry is the curse
>>150725880AFC by a lot, better QBs with Jackson, Allen, Burrow, and Herbert, though eagles are probably the most complete team they are the only standout in the NFC compared to the AFC as of now
the absolute state of flyovers
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>150725922It's a spaceship that landed over 100 years ago. Show some respect.
>>150725948full rebuild on tap
>>150725922In fairness, it’s the most important stadium in the history of the sport.
>>150725911nearly all the good defenses are in the nfc
>>150725948more like Brock Hurty amirite?
>>150725948Reminder that Jordan Love, Trevor Lawrence, and Turdy all have quarter BILLION dollar contracts. The absolute state of muttmerican economics.
>>150725968fucking gottem' lmao kek
games start too late bros, kickoff should be 7pm simple as
>>150725976true, fuck the left coast fags
>check the schedule>there's a 10PM game>on Monday nightwhat the FUCK are they thinking?
>>150725973And somehow none of them have the worst QB contract
>>150725987milky time. let me guess, it's a raiders game
>>150725987are you saying you don't want to watch football at 1 in the morning?
>>150725996not when i need to get up at 5AM to get ready for work
>>150725967who? 49ers, Pack(kinda), and Eagles of course?
>>150725987>checks teams playing at 10and nothing of value was lost
>>150725968>>1507259489ers bros.... what now?
>>150726012Mac Jones will hold the line
hey guys, i'm from the future
>>150726049god willing, behind a washed Trent, broken barch, shitty center, and ok right side? >we are cooked
>>150725948Not like the QB matters in this offense. Mac Jones will look just as good as Purdy and everyone will finally agree he's just a Shannymerchant.
>>150725948>CMC is their healthiest playerRIP
>bro, football!you guys are literally pathetic
bro this bussy
>>150726082Worst case, we'll have a high draft pick to fix the oline next year.
>BearsGreat rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.>BlackhawksGreat rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Fronded, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.>BullsCrypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.>CubsGreat rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s?
>>150726146Your misplaced optimism sickens me
>>150725948I fucking TOLD you all the 9ers weren't a playoff team
based tua silencing the haters
>>150725948>handed powderpuff cupcake schedule >still fuck it all up anyways
oh no
Herbert on the Dolphins would have a ring by now
>>150726244Herbert is dawgless, he'll never win shit.
For me, the funniest outcome for tonight’s game will be if the Packers get absolutely booty clapped. If they do, it shows everyone how dogshit the lions are and how much of a dumb retard Dan Campbell is
>>150726244well duh yeah there are plenty of jewelry stores in Miami area
>>150726271kek
>>150726219he'll silence the haters by balling out, if he can't he's a forever target from being part of that QB draft class.
>>150726168He isn't wrong about the Cubs, maybe stop listening to 670 or being a seething Sux fan
>>150726269Green Gay needs to be cock slapped once and for all.
>>150726269Thy will be done
>>150726297Shut the fuck up. Sox have more soul than the Cucks
>>150726297>>150726321why don't you fight it out in the cage?
>>150726321>more heckin sovlerino
>>150726332Don't reply to me again Alejandro
The last game Herbert played before he balled out against the chiefs was his dogshit 4 INT performance against the Texans, the worst performance of his career. Tua just had the worst performance of his career. He’s gonna drop 4 tuddies on the Patriots.
>>150726004>>150725996It's simple. Raiders fans don't have jobs unless it's part of their probation. Chargers fans don't exist.
>>150726351more than one poster here buddy
>>150726332>Shitballpee fan piping upenjoy your 15 minutes of fame, hopefully the yankees won’t embarrass you too badly>>150726341I doubt you even live if the city you pathetic grifter…you are probably some hick from southern illinois or iowa
I hope Bahamas didn’t kill himself. Suicide is never the answer. That guy was fun, a way better punching bag than the statmutt and kiwicel.
>>150726219The question he's was responding to was if he can remember the names of his parents or siblings.
>>150726381>statmuttah yes, criticize the guy wanting to preserve board culture by accosting a literal webm spamming tranny that frequents /ptg/
>>150726381Suicide is the answer and you should do it
>>150726395Bit mean.
Manfred owes me a one night expenses paid hotel in Omaha so I can have sex with Alice in the missionary position
Good morning /NFL/
>>150726390Every autismal action requires and equal and opposite reaction
>>150726399good
>>150726399I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that. My wife’s bvll just left me and I felt compelled to take my impotent rage out on you.
So, how does yesterday’s events affect the game tonight?
>>150726381What if the question is "name a seven letter word for killing yourself"?
>>150726219Yes, Pooa, actually there is something called "home field advantage" which your fans help create.
>>150726428What evens?
>>150725948It's Mac Jonesin' time
>>150726429Mistake.
>>150726399I could be meaner.>>150726423I was joking with the other guy but you should actually kill yourself.
>>150726428I mean, the yankees held a moment of silence for him (lol). Hopefully the nfl isn't that cucked
My prediction for tonight's game?27-24 PackersOr27-24 Football Team
Thank you Kay
>>150726219>he doesn’t think fans help win games
>>150726457i'm rooting for an atomic bomb to be dropped on the stadium
>>150726012We don't need Purdy to beat the Saints, Cardinals or Jaguars. It might be a problem against the Rams but he could be back by then.
>1st 3 weeks of Thursday games feature exclusively non white qbsPretty based ngl.
>>150726470that would require someone to be able to find green bay on a map
>>150726471>westop posting and go study the playbook Mac
Test
>>150726474Pretty sure you have your hand wrapped snugly around your cock while typing this.
>>150726470Zased
>>150726471It's the perfect window for bottom feeder teams to recover their stats by bullying the 9ers
>>150726500>thinking about my cockLol fag
>>150725836Green Bay fan. Thank you for the Christmas present with Parsons>>150725897Fucking good. I can't wait to see him kill the Commanders today.
>>150726510Nah not yours, now your dad's on the other hand...
>>150726471Cardinals/Jaguars are losses without Purdy
Wisconsin produces some of the worst people in the country. I wish that shithole would secede to canada
>>150726535>Wisconsin produces some of the worst people in the countryName one such person
>>150726535a beautiful state filled to the brim with shitty people
>>150726546Paul Ryan
>>150726535Rent freeTotal FIB death
>>150726546the Sargento family
How cold do the games get in green Bay during the winter months anyway?
I just realized the reason Chicago is so shitty is because it’s where Wisconsin, Illinois, and Indiana all meet.
>>150726565cold enough to warrant a dome, same with buffalo. It should be against NFL rules to subject visiting teams to play in that
>>150726565Not that cold anymore until you get post Thanksgiving, temps statewide have gone up
>>150726459I hate this bitch. You can tell that she thinks she is soooooooooo good looking and tries so hard to be all cutesy “oooo la la looky me”. Please. Look at that thick coat of make up and the gigachad chin. No thanks. Don’t get me wrong, I’d definitely stuff my hard erect cock into her tight pussy if you know what I mean. But cmon, she is just tv whore, nothing more.
>>150726570that entire area is an armpit
>>150726556Standard zogbot. Such golems are found all over the country>>150726559He's a retarded little chuddie, but he's not satan incarnate>>150726564The cheese? I buy their provolone sometimes. What'd they do?
>>150726518It sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately
>>150726573Why does Arrowhead get a pass, they get ice storms down there, it's not warm like people would think
>>150726565Wetbulb averages have driven regional temperatures up the past 29 years, most likely due to pollution and greenhouse gas effect. But hey, im just a crazy liberal for stating this objectively true fact.
>>150726570The suburbs are just as bad. Shitty roads lined with brown strip malls, hardly any trees, smells like sewage everywhere. Idk why so many people live in that depressing shithole
>>150726556He’s a rat face for sure>>150726559He never did anything to me>>150726564Don’t these guys just make cheese? Are you lactose intolerant or something?Was expecting stock answers like Jeffy Dahmer.
>>150726518>Fucking good. I can't wait to see him kill the Commanders today.Most of Parson's snaps last week were in the 4th quarter. He'll do nothing against a team that's used to seeing him twice a year
Is being a cock doctor a gay job? What child thinks, "I want to be a cock doctor when I grow up. I want to look at and study dicks for 8+ years then write a thesis on dicks. Then I'll spend the rest of my life looking at and even touch the cocks of strangers." At that point it's a Jin though and doing your job isn't gay. You're actually paying to go to a university to look at cocks, buying books that have 100s of pictures of cocks, maybe even doing internships at the dick hospital so you can get some hands on experience with cocks.Asking for a friend BTW I mean not really u was just curious not curious like that though and I meant he not I. Also Cumhandlers 32-22 green gay
wetbulb this bussy
>>150726531Depends on the defense. If the defense is legit it should be able to shut down those two teams and the offense just needs to not be a liability.
>>150726594Dahmer lived just outside the meat packing district and got a little creative
>>150726269Why does Campbell trigger sissies so hard?
>>150726565>>150726573Cold weather games are the best games to watch on TV and even better in person.
>>150726559Rittenhouse is from Illinois
>>150726573Pussy
my vikiesfrens are the best kind of frens!
>>150726598>if I keep saying he's bad enough times it will come trueBold strategy anon
>>150726629>saying he's badPissconsin reading comprehension
>>150726573>>150726589>>150726617I'd have to say that cold weather games are just an integral part of football and, yes, can be (and are) quite enjoyable. Matter of fact, I'd say cold weather games are the heart and soul of football.
>>150726681More like fart and hole of sootball
Travis Kelce scored 2 points lower on the wonderlic than Jamarcus Russell.
Have you apologized yet? It's not his fault the Giants are a terribly run organization. He no longer embodies the stench of New York failure. It was NEVER his fault. Everything the Giants touch turns to shit.
>>150726704Colts might...MIGHT...sneak into the Wildcard.
>>150726704Not so fast Danny Dimes, you have to survive Denver first
>>150726681>>>/lgbt/
>>150726704Dolphins had a coaching meltdown that was really underappreciated and he got to filet that mess in a dome. Not even close to yet
>>150726219When Tua has a bad game, you mother fuckers like to spam >Pooa Turndaballova xDWhen he balls out you're fucking silent. Watch when he destroys the fucking Patriots (like he always does)>>150726244We have already seen what a playoff choker that Herbert is with no dawg. Dolphins would still be in the same situation with that bitch. Herbert hasn't won shit and motherfuckers are treating him like a top 5 QB, because you're gay and attracted to him.
If only there was a three to four week period where the games don't count so that teams can have their offenses ready for when the games do count...
>>150726737He’s back!
>>150726737he balls out and leads the team to a stunning 8-9 record (at best)
>>150726737you should dive headfirst off of the back of a boat, placing your forehead into the rotor
>>150726737>When he balls out you're fucking silent'cause it never happens
>>150726219Based Tua shitting on his own fans.>>150726737Tua has never beaten a Vrabel team. They're going to get dumpstered and Tua will very likely get injured in the first half.
>>150726762I remember when Tua put up a 70 burger on the Broncos
>>150726726
>>150726737Tua was good at one point, now all those hits have him washed. He needs to retire. Not everyone has the skill to live in a permanently concussed state and toss hospital balls like Stafford.
>>150726742Goff is just coping because he's going to get exposed hard this season. He's everything that the Brock Purdy haters accuse Brock Purdy of being.
When the Chargers play the Chiefs, it's always a highly-contested affair in which the deciding factor is often Chiefs refball. When the Dolphins play the Bills, the game is over in the first quarter. There's a 0% chance for the Dolphins to beat the Bills unless Josh Allen gets struck by a meteor or the Bills are resting their starters at the end of the season.
>>150726777Checked
>>150726783what do you expect when you take players who play most of their games in sunny 70 degree florida and force them to play outside in -20 degree weather? Every bills win over the dolphins in bufdalo should have an asterisk next to it
>>150725948Ninerbros...I cain't
>>150726836why don't the dolphins just do this?
>>150726737Welcome back faggot. Hope you're ready for a 2-15 season :^)
>>150726737Pooa Turndaballova xD
>>150726737
>>150726836>Lolphins playing in the Buffalo cold BAD>Bills playing in the Miami heat GOODCry about it
>>150726836What kind of a bitch cant cope with a bit chilly weather conditions
>>150726737>Pooa Turndaballova xD
>>150726865fucking retard. you just proved you have NEVER played football in your life. Cold is so much worser then heat
>>150726881>Cold is so much worser then heatEveryone else does just fineMaybe Miami should stop being pussies
>>150726737Where's Pooa's wins over the Queefs
>>150726881Cold is wayyyy easier to manage than heat
>>150726737You're looking at a 1-3 win season at bestHow are you gonna hold up?
>>150726881>Cold is so much worser then heatugly brownoid ESL
>>150726900>1-3 win season at bestMore like a 1-3 game season
>>150726891That guy thinks that the players are not wearing any clothes that help with the cold. I bet he has never done any excercising in cold weather, he'd know that if you excerise and move, you're not even gonna get cold
>>150726881>Cold is so much worser then heatYou have never played football
>>150726881You've never done sports, buddy. Also, go check where dolphins players are from or what university did they play at, surely not all of them are from hawaii or sunny california lmao
Tyreek, you are a Commander!
>>150725703desu the Bears offense did look good. The only problem was Caleb refusing to throw the ball to wide open receivers and airmailing it when he did. I'll take a win and a blowjob from my gf.
>>150726907He has an outsider opinion. In the majority of the US most 3-sport high school athletes see both ends of the temperature spectrum anyway. I would take freezing my nipples off over heat stroke anytime.
In other countries they prefer to play futbol (real football) in hot climate. this reason for this is because you do not pose a risk to the cramping.americans are stupid
>>150726949You do not cramp in the cold if you do a proper warmup. What the fuck man
>>150726949>the flag>the post
>>150725754Is it time to apologize?
>>150726949ALEJANDRO
NFL players need to start kneeling again in response to the injustice against Decarlos Brown. People of Color deserve the right to self defense without being assumed guilty.
>>150726949beer only counts as proper hydration if you are a spectator
So, Hurts is a system baby check down merchant...
>>150726989BUT, he breaks structure and tries to play hero ball...
>>150726997So does Caleb Williams but nobody's sucking his dick.
>>150727004Probably has something to do with the end result
>>150726996>>150726961Wowww. immediate jump to racism and name calling. very typical of american people
>>150726997I wonder how tightly this is defined, the Eagles run designed plays with delayed QB runs and Daniels position here doesn't seem to match his performance, he is easily as elusive as Caleb with better results
So, is Tyreek still good? My friends were talking about the trade rumors, and when I asked who would even want him, they all said he was still elite even if he was a diva. I don't watch Dolphins games so idk how good he still is. I know his numbers look like shit now, but is that just because he plays in Miami under Pooa? I thought Tyreek was totally washed
>>150727030Well, the only reason he was good was because he was fast and I haven't heard about him slowing down.
>>150727030Reek is still fast as fuck and no less retarded, I think it's the off the field issues keeping the teams that want him offering a juicy trade
>>150727045Juicy trades don't happen during the season unless a star player gets injured or a contender feels like they need a missing piece at the trade deadline. We're still a month away from teams seriously putting together some huge trade packages. If you sold on him now, you'd only get pennies in return.
>>150726997Based Matt Stafford. Truly the last of his kind.
>>150727030>So, is Tyreek still goodNo. A guy like that doesn't know how to start again after he stops trying. He's done.
>>150727058I think it's funny that KC is dying for a receiver right now. The irony
>>150727069Wasn't that who he always was, even at his best?
>>150726989>Week 1Last year wasn't he the one who threw checkdowns the least and had the highest DOT?
Jayden Daniels is good at football
>>150725987I can't imagine living on the East Coast and being a fan of the NFL, it's the worst timezone
>>150727030Yes he's still good. Even if there's a chance he isn't elite anymore, he's still a great receiver.
>>150727058The Dolphins front office said they've gotten offers already
>>150727098Yeah but teams aren't going to be making their best offers right now. Every time they lose, the Chiefs are going to up their offer.
>>150726573Fuck that. Cold weather games are based. Snow games are the most fun
>>150725976>>150725980>>150725987West coast chads, we can't stop winning!
OFFICIAL /nfl/ Week 2 power rankings1. Philadelphia Eagles 2. Green Bay Packers 3. Buffalo Bills4. Baltimore Ravens 5. Los Angeles Rams6. Los Angeles Chargers7. Kansas City Chiefs 8. Washington Commanders9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10. Detroit Lions11. Minnesota Vikings12. Denver Broncos 13. San Francisco 49ers14. Houston Texans15. Cincinnati Bengals16. Pittsburgh Steelers 17. Indianapolis Colts18. Las Vegas Raiders 19. Arizona Cardinals 20. Dallas Cowboys 21. Seattle Seahawks 22. Atlanta Falcons 23. Chicago Bears 24. Jacksonville Jaguars 25. New York Jets 26. Cleveland Browns27. New England Patriots 28. Tennessee Titans 29. New York Giants 30. Carolina Panthers 31. New Orleans Saints 32. Miami Dolphins
>>150726881>t someone who has never played footballThere’s nothing you can do to stop 95+ heat. You can layer up for cold easily. NFL players get sideline heaters, heated benches, heated fields, and coats. If you can’t handle winter with long sleeves and gloves for 10 minutes while heavily exerting yourself you should consider suicide.
>>150726390This general was so unusable when the statmutt was here seething 24/7
>>150727131The answer is no racist
>>150727135Bears should be below Jags and Jets
>>150726960My wife WILL win the afc south and spee WILL cope
>>150727142It really is just one guy, isn’t it? Ever since he caught his ban there hasn’t been a whisper of Brady vs Mahomes by age 28.
>>150726949Go back Pedro. We’ll come for you sooner or later. Also you get cramps, real muscle cramps not just tight muscles, more in the heat when you’re dehydrated.
>>150727175He's definitely here but I guess he's stopped for now.
>>150726704Apologize for what? For Steichen successfully holding his hand?>>150725754
>>150727189he seethed so hard from watching the mutt lose to the chargers after saying he will apologize to eagles fans if the chargers win because "that's how confident I am in the chiefs winning"he posted porn to net himself a forced vacationI'll he's give it to him he's annoying but he does have good taste in women, looking at what he posted to get b&
I feel I’ll never get married and no one will ever love me. Despite being young as shit
>>150727274might as well start having gay sex then
>his city is cucked into giving billionaires free moneypathetic
>>150727244It was a very good nude. I’ll commute 5 years off of his life sentence of being a homo.
>>150727274I'm you from the future. Don't worry, it won't be too long until we meet Darnell. It'll be love at first sight and we'll be married before next Christmas.
>>150727289I'm assuming that doesn't count the random handouts that people get too. Kroenke's tomb in LA was technically paid for with "no taxpayer money" they just got billions in kickbacks.
chat is this real?
>>150727302>>150727287I’m 22 and I may lose hope soon
>>150727313its literally over for young men in the USA. Women have been turned into bbc rabid whores
>>150727313Lower your standards and go after single moms. The key is to not think of it as raising another man's child, but as a buy one get one free deal.
>>150727313I lost my virginity at that age
>>150727313lock in that gay sex while you can
>>150727335>>150727332>>150727347I want to marry a young virgin my age who is conservative though.
>>150727349When does the window for gay sex close? Quicker than the Lions' window?
List the current top 5 tight ends in the league.
>>150727357And I want the 49ers to win the owl, but neither of those things are going to happen. Your choices are lower your standards, give up or make a lot of money and marry a younger girl in 10 years.
what's this hair style called?
>>150727365Whenever that bussy gets blown out. At that point, all you have left is 49ers fandom
>>150727383Man…. I wouldn’t want my first kid in 10-11 years
>>150727383Please no
>>150727391the latin high and tight, the closer you get to south america, the more you see them
eagles adding another weapon meanwhile we stuck with pachecofucking nauseating
>>150727391KWAB of the year potential here if the falcons finish with a better record/make the playoffs
>>150727391>falconsisn't younghoe their kicker?
>>150727424I think he missed a few the other day
>>150727424i thought he was injured
>>150727398Just become one of those creepy old guys that the young bucks seethe about stealing all the girls.
Just bet my entire net worth on Redskins moneyline+Bill ©roskey-Merritt anytime TD how fucked am I chat??
>>150727456What's a "redskins"?
>chatKiwicel is a pedophile too?
>>150727456Sounds like you’re going to be out $20
>>150727468The red malch in my yard?
>>150726871Americans
>>150725610>all these NFL players coming out in support of Charlie KirkI didn't know there were so many based nogs in the NFL
Oh yeah, there's a game tonight. Is TNF still on twitch?
>>150727391Caleb's Massa
will the chicano hatewatchers be supporting the commanders or the packers?
>>150727522Commanders. Packers are the whitest fanbase in the league. They're not even in a real city.
Redskins got em seething kek
Redskins vs. Packers is an awesome TNF matchup... remember when the NFL gave Amazon the worst shit every week?
>>150727487Is that a grill anon?
That’s R*dskins or Racismskins if we’re going to deadname the Commanders
This is the worst thing to ever happen on September 11th
>>150727527>whitest fanbase in the league.packers have fans across the country because of their success, surely the vikings or bills are the whitest fanbase
>>150727545
For me? It's Redskins legend Desean Jackson
Niners are going to be a shit show this year
i'm currently 42nd on the espn fantasy ranking D:
>>150727487>malch
Sean McVay could fix Caleb Williams
I will be watching this game.
>>150727562I am a Niners fan and was totally confused by the optimism. It just seemed like the same shit as last year. And when are people going to realize Kyle Shanahan is not a good HC?
>>150727574duuuuuuuuuuuval
>>150727551Niners get what they fucking deserve
>>150727570Maybe it's like those weirdos who pronounce the word milk as "malk"
>>150727570>>150727582Kek I just misremembered the spelling. It’s a word I use/say 2 times a year lol
>>150727555Bills are a strong contender but New York tends to be more diverse than Wisconsin. Vikings represent a real city and cities are naturally going to have a large concentration of non-white people who will support the team because it reps their city. Most people outside of Wisconsin who pick the Packers as their team also tend to be white. Brett Favre was a good ole boy and he was the main figure on the field who established the Packers' modern day popularity.
>>150727487do you live in a mansion?
>>150727551>>150727562Should have won during that 2 year window when you could.
>>150727596I mean no but it’s 4000 Sq ft
>>150727582Nobody does that.
>Almost two hours of Mina talking football bros...
>>150727599very nice
>>150727602malk people and melk people are very real anon
>>150727605>women >talking about sports
>>150727555You’ve never been to Minneapolis. It’s filled with Hmongs, Somalians, cucks, and Kirby worshippers. Horrible creatures.
>>150727611Melk yes, malk no
>>150727613I have met one Hmong person in my life, in college, she was super short, insanely cute, and had the best set of tits I have ever seen on an Asian. But I heard the culture is pretty lowbrow, criminal, and scummy.
>>150727611They are. I live amongst them. They also say boat like bow and Wisconsin like Wiscaansen.
>>150727418Luckily its the Failcunts so there's little chance of that>>150727551At least in the past 23 years>>150727562Nah they're gonna hang in there. Cards suck and Brock should be ready by the time they face the Rasm>>15072755549ers cuz Cali still has the most people (:>>150727575Cuase he's still a top 5(ish) OC in the game and Saleh serves as an actual HC as well as DC>>150727581You're thinking of a Superbowl Ring, silly.
How did Hmongs and Sommalians land in Minneapolis? so fucking random O.o
>>150727487Michigan?
>>150727638>Saleh serves as an actual HC yea that's gonna make me excited
>>150727641Gotta save muh third worlders
>>150727637for me it's saying bowl like bll
>>150727642Kek wtf how’d u know
49ers strength and conditioning staff really don't do shit do they?
>>150727551Reminds me of that tragedy
>>150727651you can tell by the way that it is
>>150727620I'm sad to inform you that "people" say malk
>>150727551if brock purdy grows a decent beard he'll become relentlessly handsome
>>150727627They’re the best en masse immigrants in Minnesota by a mile. They do have some cute girls. They are militantly introverted. They’ll let their little kids play with other races of little kids, but middle school forward a lot of them are not allowed to have white friends. They’re also terrible poachers. I’ve seen deer filled with bolts from them in the summer. I had drinks with some older generation guys once at a sushi bar, and the shit they talked about in Vietnam was insane. Hell on Earth, villages being burnt down, fleeing into the mountains kind of stuff. I give them props on being hard workers, but they should learn to integrate.
>>150727664>here's Brock Purdy eating out Hitlers asshole
>>150727665That what is lol? He could be anywhere in the Midwest
>>150727680this anon doesn't know ball
living in the midwest must be cool. you can relate to all the midwest emo bands
>the top 4 QBs are all blackwhite bois, our response?
>>150727688Emos suck and are cringe. Best things we have here are the nature and lakes. Take out east Detroit and Michigan is arguably the best state
>>150727698there's one black on that list
>>150727698wins are a team stat
Who's gonna be on the receiving end of a N-ix bomb this week?
>>150727698GOFF is the only black QB in the nfl
>>150727688it's cool because I'm surrounded by uninhabited forest and cheap food and booze
>>150727698only josh and lamar are black
>>150727709Fags should have crushed Tennessee last week I had them on a deep alt bet. Stop turning the ball over
Why don’t the Bears and the Lions simply trade QBs
>>150727723>tuaturndaballova
>>150727289Chicago giving the Bears $1.5 billion is mind blowing. Talk about a cucked fanbase.
>>150727725Because the lions aren’t stupid anymore. Although Brad Holmes screwed the lions for not getting a real DE across Aidan it’s really pathetic
>>150727573He probably will get the chance too. Caleb will eventually become a very good QB but it won't be while he's playing for the Bears.
detroit needs a commanding victory vs bears that week 1 L was fucking pathetic
>>150727754nah, Caleb is too weak and zesty between the ears to be a good NFL QB
>Why don’t the Bears and the Lions simply trade QBs
>>150727766bears are becoming a chicano fanbase, they would seethe if they had a white qb
>>150727698Jordan Loveless sisters....
>>150727762>Paints his nails to raise awareness for suicide prevention>Plays so horribly that Bears fans want to kill themselvesWhat did he mean by this?
What are we expecting of the game tonight? Kino gunslinger duel?
>>150727806The duality of zest
>>150727816jayden daniels is weird sometimes he plays like a god sometimes he plays like a cuckjordan love will throw da ball we know for sure
>>150727698>since 2022Nice cherrypicked year
49ers fans fighing the Browns to win KWABOY
when did /nfl/ become full of foreigners?
>>150727833Sure, things are not looking great at the moment, but we're not the fucking Browns, come on.
>>150727816>Kino gunslinger duel?Packers better hope not. NOBODY can outshoot 5
Browns win this week
>>150727844If Zach Orr keeps playing piss weak cover 4 and cover 6 I could see it. Fannin and Njoku will eat in the middle of the field. Fingers crossed Lamar+Henry can keep the points coming in bunches
>>150727862They're deflated after the bills loss its ogre. Steelers start 2-0 Ravens start 0-2
>>150727736They're used to their money disappearing, it's a mob city
>>150727838They should be a super bowl team since they lucked into Purdy despite paying all the wrong shitters and it doesn't even matter because the starters are constantly injured from ghost hits and phantoms.
>>150727844I'm about 55% theyll cover but they're not winning. that offensive personnel is atrocious and there's nothing to make easy plays and they're not going to suffocate Baltimore to 13
>Asian QBs
>>150727916>maternal great-grandmotherWhat a twat
>>150727916>1/100000th [identity]>"i'm [identity]"Why are americans like this?
GO LOUIE GO LOUIE
>>150727916if your ethnicity needs “revealing” i dont think you make a very good rep
>>150727916makes sense
HOW CAN HE SLAP??!??
>>150727641Hmongs were airlifted here after Vietnam because they helped us fight the Viet Cong in Laos. I give them a pass because they mostly keep to themselves and enjoy hunting/fishing so they are kind of like Asian rednecks Somalians are here because of (((NGOs))) and Lutheran charities. They are entrenched in Minneapolis and St. Cloud and it would require a coordinated military campaign to remove them. Most people here would support this
why are so many teams making shit political?
>>150727927war trophy
>>150727916TENNO HEKAI BANZAI
>>150727599That's fucking massive and that's a big yard>for you
>>150727942a bunch of the army brats have foreign helmet flags, you just didn't notice because you don't watch ball
Does tobacco make you elite?
>>150728034>we don’t want to employ a psychopath idk seems pretty straightforward to me
Tonight's our night Commandies, our Great Yellow Hope will carry us to victory
anybody have the webm with gayleb and his phone case?
>>150728157Wait 40 years? That's hilarious
>>150728160sorry I don't keep fag shit on my computer
>>150728160Yea ive got it
Packers are getting their big juicy oiled-up booty cheeks smacked and clapped not long from now. I wanna see green gay fans crying on tv, kids screaming for their mommies while their favorite team is raped I’m front of them. That’s just good entertainment
>>150728160nah i don't keep pics of scrambly chicago qbs that don't throw dragons. check out this octopus though
>>150728213have to deliver lol
>>150728222He actually owns an octopus? You just know he fucks that thing
>>150728157WARE WA KAN GUN WAGATEKI WAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoC3EU_H2tc
You now remember Ebenezer Ekuban
>>150728232there was an entire documentary about some old white dude who fell in love with an octopus in the ocean and fucked it
>>150727916>The Japanese QB is taller, more accurate, stronger, more masculine, more disciplined, more driven, and just better than the Korean QB in every way.Not big surprise.
>>150728270Zesty and Zestier
>Panthers employee Charlie Rock got fired for making fun of Kirk's deathDamn this organization really *IS* turning around
>>150727575Grant Cohen tards love hating on Shanahan but he's literally the main reason why QBs like Jimmy G and Brock Purdy have played in the superbowl
>>150725948>Finally pay QB >Get injured the next yearEvery time..
>>150727644Defense is already looking better than it did last season. Sorensen's defense was so vanilla.
>bitchknees
>>150728332Defensive coaches matter, all the bling bling offense nerd minds get the credit
>>150728259I started watching football in the 90s, so their primary uniforms are what’s been normal for me, but I’ve grown to like their traditional uniforms a lot more.
>>150728299Is it too much to ask for people to not revel in the deaths of their political opponents? This isn't Pol fucking Pot, it's a goddamn YouTuber who debated kids at colleges. People are fucked.
in light of recent violence i think we need to consider moving on from the term "weapons" referring to offensive skill positions. I'm going to start using "resources" and i hope you all will follow suit
>>150728374Its Peach Pot's/Jeffrey Epstein's best friend's chief youth propagandist. You gonna cry if Xi's buddies get clapped too?
>>150727926Unfunny coordinated engagement bait likely from a discord server
>>150728157Jayden is a streak breaker, the team's got this and today is Dan Quinn's birthday.Gotta get that birthday W
Guys its a miracleWorthy is healthy and attended practice today
Why don't teams just rape the other team's best player?
>>150728451most of those are effiminate white qbs and peculiar bucks and would like it
If you don't want the commie redskins to win you are GAY
>>150728451Can't rape the willing.
Rooting for the Redskins because Bill ©roskey-Merritt is putting the league on notice
Jayden Daniels :)
>>150728522
>>150728522Jayden Daniel-san -_-
JJ McCarthy is a dad
>>150728551Based
>>150728299UH OH STINKY
>>150728553>Having children out of wedlockIs this a good or bad sign for a white qb?
>>150728034>why are so many teams making shit political?100% opposite of understanding what happened
JJ McCarthy is not white
>>150728563It gets a pass because they were engaged before she got pregnant
>>150725948> wear ARIAT> hurt feet line dancing in a stupid commercial > almost lose football gameRed Wings Chads win again.
You now remember Vai Sikahema
>Elite<1. Packers2. Eagles3. Bills4. Rams5. Ravens>Contenders<6. Jets7. Chargers8. Steelers9. Commanders10. Lions11. Bears>Playoff Teams<12. Chiefs13. Buccaneers>Wildcard Potential<14. Vikings15. Falcons16. Colts17. Cowboys18. Saints19. Broncos20. Cardinals21. Texans>Bad<22. Browns23. 49ers24. Bengals25. Seahawks26. Raiders27. Jaguars>Disaster<28. Titans29. Giants30. Panthers31. Patriots32. Dolphins
>>150728583JJ is far too baby faced to be a dad, how old is this woman? I DID NOT CONSENT
>>150728575red wings are a shadow of what they used to be, still better than ariat
>>150728594>6. Jets>no power gapscmon man
>>150728374Cry about it lmao what a pussy
THE philadelphia iggles
>>150728602His dad approves of her
>>150728575Red Wings are chinkshit now.
>>150728624s h o t g u nw e d d i n g
>>150728624Post the webm
>>150727644Jets are a Browns tier organization and are where Talents and careers are consistently ruined. They are not a barometer for anything.
>>150728642Saleh is a great DC but an awful HC.
>>150728639
Jayden my shogun we got the power of anime on our side. We cannot lose to GREEN GAY!
>>150728653are philly fans flying to kc? why? kc is a shithole
>>150728583HA HA BASTARD CHILD
Research has unequivocally shown that the reason that my KANGZ cause so much seethe is the inherent superiority of: their jerseys, their winning reputation, their state of the art stadium, their star 22 year old QB, and their elite coaching staff.
>>150728667I'm excited about tonight, it's an interesting matchup in a lot of ways. I want to Daniels to be a success, BUT NOT TODAY COMMIE
>>150728653what the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll
>>150728299What's wrong with that post? Why should he be fired for it?
>>150725610My dad is mad because I went to his house while he wasn't there to install that the Cinema app on his fire stick that he kept asking me about and then I ate some of his ice cream and a couple donuts.
>>150728696Well done. I'd have taken a few rolls of toilet paper as well
>>150728374Death to all youtubers except for torque test channel
If the Packers win tonight it cements them as the best team in the NFC. If the Commanders win tonight it means the Packers are nothing special.
>>150728687I love you Packbro, but WHEN my Commies win tonight, everyone will know we're contenders
>>150728753I'd go so far as to say the Commanders are the best team in the NFC East if they beat the Packers tonight.
>>150728696>invite someone into your home>get mad when they eat your foodseems kind of odd, by some do you mean all and by couple do you mean a couple dozen?
>>150728736Commies were great against the pass last year and have baller LBs, probably the toughest Love will face until Philly.>>150728753Wisconsin created the wwii era Red Scare, we haven't relaxed
>>150728777I had 3 of them, there were 6 left in the box
>>150728729Not sports but there's a youtuber who goes over old Japanese PC 88/ PC 98 games and he's pretty cool.
>>150728696Fuckin pig
>>150728787what kind of donuts we talkin here?
>>150728767I'm a Commandie fan, but you can't claim to be the best in the NFC East before going through Philly
>>150725703If I wanted a blowjob from a 6/10 latina with a weight problem I could just hire an escortNow, if it was Jenny sitting on my face instead, then we might have something to talk about
>>150728804Eagles are nothing special this year.
>>150728803Regular glazed
>>150725968
>>150728819better than 3 long johns I guess but lay off the food man
>>150728819Possession is nine-tenths of the law, how can he prove those weren't your donuts
>>150725703I'll take the tripfag blowjob if it's nonconsentual.
>>150728753>>150728767>>150728736Nine of these are true. September games don't make a team great or lousy. As long as a team starts the year 4-4 or better they are still contenders but nothing more. It's a good test but the best team is determined in November and after. Too much will change between now and the Super Bowl for it to be otherwise.
>>150725703can I guet one from temujin (male)?
>>150728795That sounds pretty cool, so many vintage games guys are fag but pc98 never got any mass appeal over here so it's probably safe from brand loyalists and console wars. Thinking about it there was a guy I used to watch named Uncle Doug who repaired vintage guitar amps and radios and he was pretty cool. He had a dog and it was fat. I don't know if he's still around though cause he sounded old like 10 years ago but he's excused from death too.
>mfw we're finally the up and coming plucky underdogs
>>150728881No longer an underdog after last year
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up
>>150728688there's a lot of money in the philly suburbs, philly sports fans travel well
I see redskins fans are already getting too cocky. This is going to be a funny script edit
Are the chiefs really so bad that it's a trap game?
>>150728941Vegas is gonna hose people AGAIN, it annoys me how transparent they'll get about this, even more annoying is how many people fall for it anyway.
>>150726219He's kind of right in that the media can really only hurt you. No amount of praise will make a bad team better but the relentless criticism can take a bad situation and make everyone even more angry and frustrated. You can kind of understand why a lot of athletes see the media as an antagonistic entity.But man, you cant just show your ass like this and get chippy with them because it 100% confirms that it is getting to you even while you're denying it. It's unironically failing to respond without sounding mad and the best qbs don't do that. Yeah, it's probably hard not to snap at the dick who keeps kicking you while you're down, but you're the quarterback. You're supposed to be able to suck it up and show resolve when faced with adversity. Getting baited into testy exchanges with the press is something you should leave to the receivers.
Bill ©roskey-Merritt gonna make em seethe today
>>150726269>when you hate a team so much you root for another team just because their victory will humiliate the other team by extension
>>150728984Based BillBased Billeiver
>>150728688Philly is a much richer part of the country than Missouri. KC is prone to being taken over when they aren't constantly winning.
>>150729025Missouri-Kansas is where you die in Oregon Trail other than fording rivers
>>150728984Yeah, I Billeve
I just hope both teams have fun
>>150729051not on my watch
>>150729045It's always cool to see a 0-star ball out.
>>150729051No fun allowed. Gamble and buy the merch, goy
>>150729059Based Reffie
>>150728374Yeah I'm always amazed how many retards line up to play russian roulette with their careers any time a hot button topic emerges. You're free to say what you want and have whatever opinion but if you have a high profile professional job this is a minefield you don't need to wade into so publicly, especially not like five minutes after the thing happened while everyone's still as angry as possible about it. It just reeks of vanity to me. You know you're playing with a live wire but you just can't shut up because everyone needs to know your opinion. Well, congratulations. You got fired because you couldn't refrain for tweeting some edgy joke like a high school kid. Regardless of which side they're on, no one wants anyone in a position of importance who was liable to spill their spaghetti online and overtly antagonize a large group of potential customers. It's just bad business.
>>150729108people with main character syndrome feel no need to hide their power level
>>150728299>>150728726kek
>>150729051Gay.
green gay losing tonight kek
>>150729150God wills it
>>150727916WE WUX SAMURAIS AND SHIT
>>150729169>>150729169new>>150729169
>>150728264That’s pretty based
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