Only red clubs should be allowed to spend money. Blue clubs must be banned.
>>150726045the fact is red is a nicer colour than blue
>>150726045Have all my gold, dude!EDIT: WTF RIP my inbox.EDIT #2: Okay this blew up
Coote has denied being a nonce.
It was Kloppo himself who hacked Coote's devices and filled it with questionable children images. It's not enough to make Coote lose a job he also had to be humiliated and dragged to the jail.
>>150726077The ol' Kevin Spacey defence.
Rentboys absolutely seething today
thinking how victim fc were never charged with ringing their nonexistent stadium up to psr
Weird how Geordie Bastard gets really upset when he's called a Scot, yet people in Dundee are part of the Newcastle family
painfully unfunny gimmick
thinking how manure got that psr exemption that was chalked to covid as if the disease had been localised entirely within trafford
>>150726045Facts.
>>150726169Jota died mate have some respect
>>150726218Another national candle shortage incoming la...
if your club has never been in the championship its a wanker club
Absolute tears. City wouldn't sell to liverpool as they viewed them as rivals, but were happy to sell Gabriel Jesus and Zinchenko to Arsenal kekLiterally nobody takes them seriously
>>150726354yeah that totally happened
>>150726365The Telegraph is generally reliable on football reporting
>>150726173Based, fuck those kids. Not literally of course, I'm not a referee ffs.
>>150726379he doesn't source this alleged quote, because it came out his arsebindippers have to be the most gullible pack of cunts outside a nigerian prince's mailing list
CAM UN LIVVEHPEWL GWAN GIZ US ANOTHA COOOOP
>>150726173Are Newcastle like everybody in Scotland's second team?
>>150726412It's out of this article, feel free to apologise https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/09/11/liverpool-dream-transfer-window-spend-isak-wirtz-ekitike/
>>150726421yeah celtic fans love them
>>150726421Pretty much yes Geordies even use the same slang and dialect as Scots, they will say things like "bairns"
>>150726431i'm not clicking your torygraph shit idiot
LMAO at the Man City players faking injuries to get out of the derby
>>150726552Are you mentally challenged? I don't mean this as an insult, I'm genuinely curious
turkish window closes tomorrowwonder how many of these mid players we will see go
>>150726379>Believing the T*legraphLol. Lmao, even.
Scouser rats such as Screenshotmong HATE right wing news sources such as the Telegraph - unless it suits them then they of course they believe it fully and spam it, bringing it up as accepted fact for years on end (this being day one of said years)
>>150726687Stop bullyingggggggggggg :'(
>>150726601city gave the murderers toure on a free and sterling and palmer both went to chelsea who have objectively been more successful than liverpool in the same time frame. it's engagement farming and it's incredibly easy to work heysel fc because you're the sort of customer they aim for
>>150726607The missing link
>>150726607Grealish 2.0 noooo
>>150726354Nobody at City wanted Diaz and their tier 1 journos shot it down the instant that rumour came out>were happy to sell Gabriel Jesus and Zinchenko to Arsenal kekArsenal weren't really big rivals at that point, also those players aren't very good
>>150726211Livershit customers are beyond deluded.
https://x.com/sspencerukk/status/1899593402754203801
>>150726985I don't even understand why Liverpool fans would believe this story. Why would they want Alvarez for Diaz, when he was underwhelming for City and didn't show he'd be any better when moved to another team in the same league.
Brave of Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher to come out and say he's attracted to Ruben Amorim
>>150726607Thought Jota was dead la...
>>150727077wot
just so we're clear it seems 'pool told city they can fuck right off with their desperate attempts for Diaz (up to and including a swap of someone named "el bencho" (the bencho))
But then the whole room fell silent, as Kloppo stood up, cocked an eyebrow and said with a grin "Neither do we..."
>>150727124based indy
How is it not fucked up that Paqueta had an 85m move scuppered and lost out on a title because the FA made false accusations like a day before the move happened and are now like "oh lol sorry we made it up"
>>150727128City should sue them too just for all the bozo moments that Nunes has given them as Paqueta's last minute replacement
what if a civil war breaks out in USA and we no longer have Yankee posters in /epl/ :/
>>150727178Personally cannot Kuwait for a spee without Americans 2bh
>>150727116Turns out that Liverpool Legend Jamie Carragher is a homosexual
>>150727195the board would look kuwait different
>>150727128Mad how the FA started a multi year long investigation based on some random wankers twitter post Meanwhile are Indy is putting out TRVKES and ends up harassed by the m*dia
>>150727178The eternal American will always be here
>>150727382love yanks me, just some of you are kinda retarded.
>>150727449>some of usYou haven’t met many yanks then
when shit hits the fan I'm hoofing it to Alaska to find luke from the outdoor boys and convincing him to take me in
Me: Luke, is it ok with your wife if I stay here with you guys?Luke: I dunno, Alaska
it may feel like things are happening but football is back on on saturday at which time that feeling will pass like a common occurrence of flatulence
>>150727128paqueta is based af desu, sticking with the hammers on a whim at the end of the window. brazilians get it man.
3 weeks until the next international break
>>150727640
>>150727743I'm counting down the days. Hate having to watch shitty club football.
>>150727743by that time the relevant clubs will have had 2 games a week and will enjoy the respite
>>150727845>Manchester United will only play 6 games before Novemberlads…
mad how the media entirely stopped reporting on Israel bombing Qatar and razing Gaza to the ground because some Amerifat bigwig got shot by a suspect who vanished into thin air
>>150727967>bigwigliterally a podcaster
>>150728058is that all?
>>150728058why are there audible cries of mourning from the White House and the Amerifat senate holding a minutes silence for a podcaster?
An employment judge has ruled that people can legally be rejected from a job if they support a rival football team to existing staff.Judge Daniel Wright said employers were entitled to base recruitment choices on whether an incoming colleague could "damage office harmony" by not supporting the same team.Wright ruled that a boss would not be breaking employment law if, for example, they were to turn down an application from a Tottenham fan because the office was full of Arsenal fans.It came after a woman took legal action after she didn't get a job with a marketing agency because she didn't "vibe" with her interviewer.Maia Kalina claimed she was the victim of discrimination because she wasn't outgoing and didn't enjoy going to the pub.But Wright dismissed her claims and said employers had the right to consider whether a prospective employee would get on well with existing staff."There may be times when it is perfectly lawful for an employer to decide that somebody just will not be a fit with the team and that therefore it would be difficult to work together," he said."An example of this could be a small company where everybody who works in the office is an ardent supporter of Arsenal football club, and they decide to pick an Arsenal fan at interview over a similarly qualified Tottenham Hotspur season ticket holder because they do not want to damage the harmony of the office."The decision there would be lawful (albeit taking the example to the extreme would not necessarily be good for business)."
>>150728131because he was a fantastic shill for israel among things, but was still pissed about the epstein files. They had a a senator and his judge wife shot last month, she died. no one knows shit about that.anyways. footy is nearly back
>>150728131The flag at half mast notification wasn’t even for today being 9/11 either. American politics are funny.
>>150728163that makes sense, why would the law take issue with personal preferences in hiringto me the protected characteristic or whatever they call them laws against hiring browns and queers is already too much
>>150728166>a senator and his judge wife shot last monthmore info?
>"How do you do, fellow kids?"
>>150728237>riddick if he twink
>>150728209>i did this. sorry /epl/. it wasn't a judge sorry, she was state representative (lower elected official). and it was actually two different instances. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_shootings_of_Minnesota_legislators
>>150728266were they a chelsea fan at least?
>no more bananait's over /mug/bros
>>150728276definite lack of blacks in minnesota.>>150728286i'll never forget
>>150727547kek now I get it
>ya I'll have the drink, just give me the small one>that's M
>>150728496Minisoda?
(Wo)Man United lost to Brann
>>150728237Terry Davis is alive?
>>150728548ya
>The English Football League is in talks over adding an eliminator round to the Championship playoffs and increasing the number of participants from four to six.>The proposal is a similar format to the one used by the National League. In the Championship the team that finish fifth would play the eighth-placed team and sixth would meet seventh in one-off ties at the higher-ranked team’s home stadium.>Unlike in the non-league playoffs, the winners of the eliminators would proceed to two-leg ties against the teams that finished third and fourth, with the winners meeting at Wembley to play for promotion to the Premier League.>The plan, presented to clubs by the Preston North End chief executive, Peter Ridsdale, at a meeting last week, would add greater jeopardy to the end of the season and early feedback from Championship clubs has been favourable.That's Peter Ridsdale, the man who ran Lelds into League One. Fuck off.
>oh that's just 'erald lookin' frew 'is ears again>that's Alast one promise
>>150728582Some things dont change
>>150728762kek, good one danone
>fa vs evertonbodybuilder doge>fa vs city and chelsea weak ass doge
>>150728685wrexham WILL be in the premier league and you're gonna like it
The Premier League are considered a moment's silence for Charlie Kirk when matchdays return.
Isa Slot sponsored by Californian Nubian film producers
>>150728818>are considered a moment's
>>150728858settle down ibp we're all just doing our best here
>BREAKING: Police respond to reports of shooting at University of Massachusetts in BostonAt what point do they strip the US of the world cup? They technically can't allow Iran to even play.
>>150728858As I get older my fingers increasingly fail to type out correct words and go with close enough approximations instead which combined with my non-existent proof reading results in abominations such as the one you just witnessed.
I hate that we all have to live under IBP's thumb
>kerkez revealed that at bournemouth kluivert was cutting his hairhttps://x.com/bobby_role/status/1965451101177872896
>>150728983kek he's too dumb to cut his own hair
>>150728698Arkansas (I know a lot of you can finally go to sleep now)
>>150728983tad gay innit ?
Well... Arsenal have spent big money.... where are their trophies?!?
