SERIE A MATCHDAY 3>Saturday, September 13, 202515:00 Cagliari - Parma18:00 Juventus - Inter20:45 Fiorentina - Napoli>Sunday, September 14, 202512:30 AS Roma - Torino15:00 Atalanta - Lecce15:00 Pisa - Udinese18:00 US Sassuolo - S.S. Lazio20:45 AC Bbilan - Bologna>Monday, September 15, 202518:30 Hellas Verona FC - Cremonese20:45 Como - FC GenoaReminder to skip your meds, the voices are all REAL, respect your sister (even if she is dating a Frenchman), clean your HDMI cables and do not compare your girlfriend to a waffle iron.
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Nihao
>>150726969
Milan and Inter will be merged by 2035I've seen it in a Grezzo 2 themed dream the other night
>>150727003
went for a dinner with my friend after work and we ordered pic relatedcouldn't finish it but it was fucken good god bless
>>150727132Beware the Ides of Di Marzio
>>150727140Tell me this is a plate for 4
>>150727155In the menu it was listed as a "board for 2-3 people". We were completely full without finishing the french fries and parts of the big baked potato. We did finish all the meat though, obviously.
>>150727157honest answer? they are too ashamed of their dolcett activities
We need common sense Dutch control in our communities NOW
>>150727157Well well well
>>150727177Where else would it be banned to?Seaside Resort, Spooky Swamp, Rainbow Reef, Gemstone Mountain, Mount Hothead, Merry Meadow, Icy Peak, The Moon, Cloud Island, City Town?
>>150727186>Spooky SwampLovely gesture by the developers of Hello Kitty Island Adventure to pay homage to the Netherlands
>>150727174Rare deutch W and Italia L
>"...and then they signed Juric"
>>150727238Has anyone tried those executive rooms in the frecciarossa? Thinking of planning a trip from Roma to Lecce with the IRL frens to watch a game. Could be fun if we had all the executive room to ourselves. 5 hour train ride each way. But it is expensive and we are poorfags so might be hard to convince them.
>>150727252This reminds me I will be going to italy soon. To some cities and the village of my great grand parents (to find more out about them). I will take the freccia rossa too and with a little bit of luck I will go to a Milan game :^)
>>150727252>from Roma to LecceFucking Christ anon
>>150727358can't a free man take the liberty of visiting the birthplace of intellectual and jurist Marco Materazzi?
>danish going to lecceDorgu?
Antonio Conte and Marco Materazzi walk into the Stadio Via del Mare
>Way of the SeaHorizon ahh subtitle
>>150727358We’ve been to all the norf stadiums we want to see the souf ones and Lecce won’t be in serie ass for long with Camarda as their point striker so it’s now or never
>>150727317Sudtirol?
>buy interrail meme ticket>take only regional train>?????>profit
Will an Italian e-girl flirt with me if they see me playing Borderlands 4 on a handheld on the train?
>>150727658Somewhere between bolzano and catanzaro
>regional trains instead of freccia Horror
>>150727317In your case you ought to buy a Bargerossa ticket
>>150727715>regional trains in ItalyAre you fucking mad
>>150727724depends on the handheld, if it's a steam deck she'll go dry on the spot
>>150727724
>>150727174Just wait until Timmermans grinning face is in the top seat at the Binnenhof
https://x.com/dansmatete21/status/1966163690992054755What a Chad
>>150727849It's being renovated until about 2028
>>150727174the balkans' coastline has never been so attractive for a quick holiday
>>150727876>XingaronaMost self-aware gypsy settlement
>>150727860I obviously knew it was being renovated but I didn't realise it was closed entirely. Fun fact, my friend was threatened with a knife and chased down the Koekamp park by a junkie recently. Lawless streets of the Nether Regions we need LAW and ORDER.
>>150727900Yeah, both chambers of parliament have been convening someplace else for a while now. And as all public construction projects do, the renovations are taking longer and are much more expensive than planned.
>The Riserva Naturale Orientata dello Zingaro was the first natural reserve set up in Sicily in May 1981
>>150727876Napoli is a albanian settlement? I didnt know that
>>150727876The people of Mbuzati? Already optioned by Bbilan scouting department. All of them.
>>150727941Its not.>>150727948Capped 12 times by France's u21 team. Signed on loan with an option to buy from ESTAC Troyes
>Atalanta rejected offer from Newcastle United for €50m-rated ScalviniLole, lmao even
>>150726969>Cristoforo Moltisanti, 29 years old, striker, originally from the youth sector of Casertana. His coaches described him as a great shooter from outside the box with exceptional accuracy. He gave up competitive sport in favor of organized crime because he was woken up one Saturday morning too many by Jehovah's Witnesses. Among his football idols he has repeatedly mentioned Fabrizio Miccoli, Vincenzo Iaquinta, Gianluca Scamacca, and Salvatore Scamacca.
>>150728059never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>150727876My uncle (Milan fan btw) hometown is in it kek
>having bbilan fans in your family tree
>>150728059I must be loyle to my capo
Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti!
>>150728229>>150728273natural canopy
Calcio returns in literally less than 24 hours
>>150728441
Thursday night plans??
>>150728441Why lie
>>150728679Where's the lie?
Sleep tight /seriea/
alright guys duccio's gone to sleepbreak out the good, creative and non-choking white caucasian Netherlands NT players from your bunker and let's play calcio
>Jj could have gotten Sancho but the club just ended up not wanting him because he has high wages and there were other preferred targets>Roma were more open but the player himself rejected them and never once considered Roma as a optiont.Riommano
Had curry sauce flavoured crisps and now feel rather sick
>>150729442If that's not a euphemism for fucking that Indian girl, I'm afraid your toilet will feel sick too for the night
>>150729442send them all back.
>>150729489That ship has long since sailed brother >>150729705Caledonia will rise to her former glory in around 2 weeks time
More like Calzedonia
E mo ghosto
cazzo donner
>>150727876I have an arbereshe aunt
Sacked in the morning (could become the new Atalanta manager once Juric is sacked in November)
>>150736169Lmao tier ghostata
>Radja Nainggolan insists he is not a fan of comparisons with Napoli’s Scott McTominay and Rasmus Hojlund, or Roma’s Manu Koné. ‘I was something else in my prime, come on!’
>>150736477yeah he was worse
POV: you’re a Scotsman on a date, bonding over living under the English thumbGood morning, calcio returns TODAY
>>150736477the belgian muntari has a point
Bobby G to Hellas
I don't know if someone said it before but Rabiot is a balance_shifter™ in /seriea/
veronique and her consequences have been disastrous for mankind
Code veronique
>immidiately snitching out your own son to the executioner for 100kBurgerland is a crazy place
>>150738526>for 100kSure. Like the one who snitched on Mangione?
>>150738604Lost her job, became hated by millions of people and didn't get a penny btw, perhaps in the top 3 most poorfag moments of the decade
Nuke america genuinely what’s the point of that country
calcioo
>>150738720>what’s the point of that countryGiving jews the illusion they're the smart ones for five more minutes
>>150738741It was like the perfect time for Mario Galaxy 3 but they announce a Mario Tennis game and a new Yoshi one, it's very meh
>>150738741That’s gaming in general. Nothing original has been invented for a long time now except that french expedition 88 or whatever game reddit loves
>>150738763Isn't the Galaxy series developed by the Bbilanello Bananza guys? Might be a little too soon to announce
Fun fact Duccio's favorite mew song is Saliva
>>150738772Yeah, but these don't feel like very big announcement for the 40 years and a new movie soon, even a Mario Maker 3 would have been nice
>all games that already exist but more expensive
Zelda universe mfers having all those particular and unique names, then there's SONIA
>>150738857Erm actually anon it's a reimagination, not a remake
They made it!
>>150738857Wasn't the last DQ super successful? Weird they would jump on remaking games
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em.
Fatal frame 2 spooky
>Caught on day 3.Nowhere near beating Mangione. Serie Ass is still safe for now.
GTA: Metroid
Boomers waited ages for THIS?
>Pokemon but it's Minecraft and Animal CrossingWhat did they mean by this
Give me ALL the AC clones
>>150738895Leftist phenotype. Dead SSRI eyes, pained smile, either hideously obese or ridiculously skinny.
>announcing a DLC before a game even releases
>>150738741nobody does it like them, the fans will always eat it up too
Yildiz spotted.
Never thought I'd see Turco in a Nintendo Direct
>>150738895The story of how Mangione got caught was the most ridiculous lie I have ever heard in my life, there is just no way. They just used fucking Palantir and had to make stuff up afterwards.>A McDonald's employee recognized him at the venue and called it in. Based on some grainy 320x240p security cam screeenshot of a hooded figure>He was caught with a manifesto and the murder weapon on him.
>>150739020Name a passive waste of your time (hardmode: don't say calcio)
>>150738933got bad news for you anon...AGAIN
>>150739012Shitalians like Mangione are too prideful to get rid of the murder weapon and not go to McDonald’s for a few days. I think it sounds very plausible.
>Former Dutch international Edgar Davids (52) has been robbed of a large number of valuable paintings by an ex-girlfriend. The former Barcelona and Juventus player only found out years later when he suddenly received an Instagram message from a man in Hong Kong. The court case is currently underway.>After his illustrious playing career at Ajax, AC Milan, Barcelona, Juventus and Tottenham, Edgar Davids – who played 74 international matches for the Dutch national team – moved to a flat in central London at the end of 2014.>The midfielder entrusted his collection of paintings, worth almost €220,000, to Nabila Habiby, a 38-year-old woman he had known for some time and who had even lived with him for a while.
>>150739145Hoe economics is crazy, imagine paying your sidepiece's flat for €6K a month for 10 years just so you can fuck her a couple of times a year
>>150738881I played that game 20 years ago
> McKennie is expected to start as a left wing-back against Inter
>>150739145shes not even fithe really did need the glasses
Good words from Tudor on Koopmeiners. He's dealing with that really well
Claws of Awaji - Assassin's Creed® Shadows- Downlo𝐚d Size : 15.224 GB
Claws of Akanji- Download Size : 0.5 GB
>>150738803Screamo man, just like Ken, moved over to Saudiland.Its like poetry, it rhymes.
>>150739276Added this post right below the Zingaro celebrating one from Germano
>>150739316>the Zingaro celebrating one from GermanoPics?
Would Allegri ever snitch on Rabiot to FIGC or UEFA?
>>150739145I see what you did there
>Lotito sponsor fell through, obviously >naulin running his mouth worse than Isaksen during printernational break >Isaksen only able to play ~30 minutes at least calcio is back tonight with Milani also just the chuddy video, rather grim viewing ngl
I've got an interview for an internship on monday guys, wish me luck...
>>150739321I misworded but I was referring to this post>At the end of zingaro's goal celebration he had a bit of a strange face, as if he suddenly stumbled upon a village of an ethnic minority and Dutch peace keeping forces were on post duty. I wonder what that means
*notices plusvalenza* OWO what’s this?
Calling all calcio fans in Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, the Maldives, Nepal, Pakistan, Sri Lanka and Singapore From matchweek 3 onwards, all ten Serie A matches will be streamed live and free on our YouTube channel
I WILL get my audio feedback
>>150739542Ooooh, that one!
>>150739624Haha, imagine if they did this in a place where billions of people lived lmaoImagine the broadcast revenue you'd miss!
>no friday game
>>150739752please consult this >>150728690
Operation Eastern Sentry is up
>>150739624they should have made calcio free for thirdies years ago but surely doing it on youtube instead of TV makes for extremely easy Iracy if you use a vpn
-24h 0m
What the hell do you mean we play during my usual poop time
>REPORTER: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. [unintelligible] How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir?TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They’ve just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they’ve been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it’s gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it’ll get done very nicely. And it will be one of the best anywhere in the world, actually.Holy fuck AHAHAHHA
>>150740075All of Allnegru's conferences in his last year ended up like this kek
Fanta question Taty or ferguson Lmao or gudmundsson
>>150740184Lmao is not going to play, he's busy with the fashion week arrangements
>>150740184Lewis or Evan Ferguson?
Test
>>150740184i have fergus and vardy to back up my twink strikersdesu im not picking lmao or goodmooni will return later with 3-5 credito defender questions
Did somebody mention fanta? Well here’s the link for our very own /seriea/ UCLFanta league! https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/JnUmen/004C00650067006100530050/S77
>this is what's going to ruin my dinner tomorrow evening
>>150727804le dee
>>150740378If you have your dinner early, then Tudor can't ruin it
>>150740378surely thats a four with grimulu and george as fullbacks
>>150740378I'll ruin your dinner if you don't sign-up to UCLFanta (I'll sborr in it)
Sborr in THIS
>>150740720Sauce
>>150740880>è dal 2007 che Hamas opprime e affama il popolo palestinese, da quando ha vinto le elezioni ed ha eliminato gli oppositoriBased?
Friday night plans??>>150739793Thanks fra
>>150740967https://www.instagram.com/snejanajens/
>>150740378>david >locatelliare we deadazz
thanks a lot marmotta
>>150741501Thanking you
>>150741896No need to thank me, but it's appreciated nonetheless brother
Jaden Richard Philogene-Bidace to jJ
>>150741926Blud going church and focusin on ball yeh he off dees streets you get me blud? He not about dat life no more? He on his game starboy baller ting yeh, don't discombobulate tings senpai dis be the troof.
ok setting up last day fanta tinkering>zanoli - 3cr - will he take over ebibibi's right back spot at udinese?akanji 9/bisseck 8- is akanji guaranteed to start?>mussolini - sipisa CB situation - cariacollo is likely to keep his spot, old man albiol is there, bonfanti played some last season at 21y/o, canestrelli looks a decent bet to start most of the time(?)>angori looks like a decent gallo-esque 6 credito left backramon 5cr at como, is he keeping his first xi spot?>norton cuffy went up to 4cr, could he still be good value?circati at 5cr might be good plusvalenza or could just be a 5.5 rating merchant and stay the same value>terracciano is 5cr now and that might be his only goal/assist all season, would still be considering him at 4 or lower, or do people here rate him higher?posch 4cr, will he be a nailed on como starter and get 6's?>bianchetti 4cr another crem defender, can he get 6's consistently enough to get plusa'd by january?doig still at 6, would be in my squadrone at 5 or is he worth the extra?>pick two from bologna ferguson at 10, sucic at 9, pasalic 11, saelemaekers at 12akanji vs bashirotto 9cr dilemma or comuzzo at 8cr
>Riomma Turdino is tomorrow at 5:30 AM local timeWhat the fuck italybrosWho plays during mid day in september
uh oh someone turned out the lights in the avelino game
>>150742228>TomorrowSunday my bad
>>150742125I'm all in on Norton Kaspersky, ebibibi, Jordan zhmurda, and Alex valley might also take the pasalicpill
>>150742228same time for the derby as well, I fucking despise early kick offs
Me? All in on Lennon Miller.
>>150742282Holy fuck you are rightI despise Italians more todayEven more so than duccios
>>150742228>>150742282Please understand, it's intended for the Chinese market or something
Also>the absolute state of Jannies
>>150742343I really doubt your average Jackie Chan watches Torino vs Riomma
>>150742325Wtf, rude. What did we ever do to you
>>150742125That's all well and good but who'll be in your UCLFanta team???
>>150742374In the minds of De Siervo, Simonelli, Gravina and the other old farts in charge stuck in the 2000s? Yes, he does
M-m-m-my zhegrova M-m-m-my zhegrova
Edit idea Zhe Grovara
>>150742389Idk. Except for one or two anons the worst European posters are from this flag.
>just came back from my workplace after drinking 2l of vodka and playing darts for several hoursI think I finally found my dream job fellas
>>150742504based
>>150742483The Irish literally exist
>>150742529I even won several games in darts despite the fact that I started playing 2 weeks ago (when I started this job)It's fun though, especially when intoxicated, but that place has a lot of holes in the wall around the board though
>>150742504>>150742576so this is the way germoney's eu funds help with raising the productivity of bolan huh?
>>150742611I work for a fully polish company, not taking any donations from the EU I only have to fleece random lithuanians, poles, romanians, serbs and spaniards for cash
>>150742576gud for you fra sounds comfy
I love sunny early games doe
>>150742664thanks brotherI finally feel more motivated at work because of no upper salary cap means I can earn a shitload as long as I actually work hard and don't act like a retardfeels good even if I had a stable but boring job before
>>150742265zemura and kamara are sharing that spot surely>vallehe could be another solid 6 point 6 credit man but his fanta pic scares me for some reasonand i want to gamble for bigger plusa's in january
Surely grimolli will now try to sign Jaden Richard Philogene-Bidace
See you in Valhalla /seriea/bros
s/epg hetaltri iS/ee
Cocorocchio 47
There was a worm in this castagna I just digested
>>150743024Damn, now we can't even invite Gravina to go fishing anymore
Is Gravina a lure-fisher or a fly fisher?
>duolingo changed the hearts system e finita
>>150743137You're finally learning Scots?
/sp/ idea: Everyone is shadowbanned unless they have a 50-day streak in Duolingo for Calcio
>>150743149i think hes learning english desu
>>150743137bloody benchod do not redeem the hearts sirs
>>150742343Mmmh actually the derby is so that pariolina bitch from that video in April can take her dog out for a walk
American-Hungarian entrepreneur George Scotos
George TSUUUros
How many for my boy Hojlingz tomorrow?
We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.Same goes for calcio and those that posted 300+ times on /seriea/
>>150743566already have a suggestion set up to cover the entry-level notions of /seriea/
>Vlahović is now expected to start over David against Intert. Giovanni "Swiss Kosovarman"
>Our guy Roberto Inglese aka Bobby English is playing for Salernitana in Serie C:(
gonna miss the start of the match prolly. fabbrica calling.
The premier Helvetic-Alpine tradition also known as calcio is back
We should really switch to mantra fantacalcio to raise the stakes.Maybe offer a arthoe + a year worth of Maria Sofia Federico OF
>FC St.Gallen is the oldest football club in continental Europe after Kjøbenhavns Boldklub. The team competes in the Swiss Super League, the top tier of Swiss football.
*winks at (You)*
>>150742504Just don't have seggs with a coworker (female) hehe>>150740075Reminder trump shot him to divert attention from the files
>>150751287Oh nooooo somebody fucked a 15 yo 50000 years ago and who also gave her consent lock him now noooooo
>>150751694But enough about how the original juve fan transfered the virus to his child
>>150751694Nonce
>>150751822Commie
>>150750216Fantasy Calcio? Well have I got the league for you!https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/JnUmen/004C00650067006100530050/S77
>>150752122How many are in the serie ass ucl fantasy
Pancrazio you will fix it right this instant
>>150742125i have seen the light and no changes will be made>keep akanji mussolini canestrelli ramon sucic and saeleposch and bianchetti are the only ones i might regret not getting in but the rest of my gigasquadrone will carry
>>150752164Numbers are growing! Join and find out how many!
We should hire our own Kash Patel to get rid of commies
If he was brazilian he’d be called Akanjinho
tfw I have an exam
If he covered himself in peanut butter he'd be called Akanjif
>Odegaard out injured for 7 months.Good hit Calafiori. Next target is Haaland. Without those 2 Norway will start dropping points.
If he killed and beheaded filthy Palestinian children he would be based as fuck
Savona coming on for Forest
>>150752997Didn't ask you fucking commie
>>150752997If he becomes a fenomeno I'll seethe insanely hard
>>150753021>playing with sangare as dmfenomeno if it stays 1-0 desu
Mo spiazzo Claudio, or at least centro la porta and vediamo come va
>>150753119Reminder Baggio probably supports Palestinians and their filthy terrorists beheading and raping Israeli children
>>150753021Rube or not I think it’s sad when #babytalentos leave Italy and go to a midtable PL team. That’s him and Ngoppola, Johnny Lions I can at least understand because he went to a club like Liverpool.
>>150753180Go fuck yourself with the shitalian talent you fucking commie, shitalians deserve death
>>150753217calm it melons
>>150753217shut up red scum i'll have you hanged on a lamp post
>>150753372Go and die in Palestine for the terrorist children you love so much you fucking swine
>Savona Immidiately causes a goal Lel
>most coworkers are boomer Juve fans>whenever I interact with them I have to pretend I like Juve>they think I like Juve because I watch serie a and know their players>have to explain to them I root for the team that actually matters
>>150753905“Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.”
>whenever I interact with them I have to pretend I like Juve???
>>150754053I mean it’s not like I’m going to tell the senior executives what I actually think about themAt least we can all talk bad about sfinter
>>150754075>I mean it’s not like I’m going to tell the senior executives what I actually think about them Why not?
>>150754075>Not having friendly serie ass banter with the executives making fun of them getting cucked by zingaro Never getting promoted
everyone in japan love zion and serie a
>>150754136I tried to make a joke about a black player and not many people laughedDo you really want me to go full jewventus schizo on them
>>150754136Unironically this
>>150754169No, you dont go full 4chins racismo schizo you just make banter asking them how much salary is Vlahovic costing on the bench at the coffee machine when the topic comes up
>only banter he can find is Zingaro's salary You'd dream to have him lel, overpaid benchwarmer and yet he still scores and plays in the UCL
CASTEDDU
>>150754252>he still scoresAgainst genuas b team
>he didn't show his senior executives the heysel pepe edits
>>150754280Which is still perhaps better than Gimenez scoring a grand total of 0 goals in 2 matches, and helping his team lose to Cremonese at home
>>150753905You just know it's boomers posting conspiracy shit against Israel and you just know that the filthy subhumans send the little money they have to UNICEF or other hamas funded organizations just to spite Israel because they are filthy subhumans who hate democracy
>>150754280He literally scored against Man City over the summer at the Club World Cup.
Fuck Palestinentus, fuck Palestine and fuck Muslim people you degenerate terrorists
>>150754328Trust the plan. Allegri will unlock him>>150754336*Man Citys b team
>>150754360Are you pro or against Palestine? I hope you are against that since they are a big economic problem for Europe
>>150754352What happened now?
>>150754391Hamas and global Islam terrorism happened
It's only saturday afternoon and we're already at the "Twinkazzo blantantly making stuff up to suit the narrative he spun up in is head to try and avoid admitting he was wrong" part of the matchday. Neat.
Time? 15:48Duccio status? Maad maad
Half-time.
>>150754438Why are you dodging the question? >>150754378
Twinkazzo are you gonna buy the new Tomodachi Life game
good afternoon fras, why is there a child managing parma? oh and btw, the serieass youtube stream for all the amazing indian and pakistani viewers is at a whoppping 1454 current viewers
What tf do you mean we play in 2 hours
>>150754211That’s mid banter like Belgio says I’d rather say nothing
>asking a mountain jew which side he's oncome on now
>>150754483>the serieass youtube streamhuh?
What's with the bbilan's Dane weird obsession with the zingaro
>>150754566see >>150739624it was live a few minutes ago but looks like its down atm
gm interkings
>EXCL: Rafael leao will be out one month, after getting his buccal fat removed t. rt sports
One more gole plox
No era.
>>150754617Denmarkt has a pretty substantial Bosnian population I think
Great save! Belott-ICK!
>>150754617He’s the protagonist of serie ass like it or not
le 100M men
Comolli? On the pitch receiving applause.
>>150754617>bblan daneI thought there was only riomma dane
>>150754990There's two, that and the bbilan one fishing for (You)s asking dumb questions
Almost
>>150755002>bbilanista fishing for (You)s asking dumb questionsWell well well...
gotta be scoring those
INSANE breakthrough setup by Palestra
The Cagliari player must be very happy with that gole!
B R U H
Mark Gym seems legit
>>150755018Seems to be the norm for bblan posters innit
>banners of five pears and fans singing anti-sfinter chantsI love the banter but >we are so fucking dead lmfao, too much confidence going into this match
Carlos cuestabros..... is not looking good
>>150755134Printer have won like 1 out of the last 12 games at the Jj-dome
Woltemade gole
>>150755134I think you are forgetting that vlahovic literally scored against man city
>>150755147I hope it stays that way but I don't wanna underestimate sfinter too much either>>150755178Zingaro does have his goles in important games, the problem is his other contributions and his horrible dry spells
>>150755134To be fair, even at the depth of Inter's banter era they were sining co-come mai. Some bantz simply supercede your own results on the pitch
Wait wait wait.... you are telling that the gypsy owl is today?!?!
>the shitalian souls like game is so good theyre already throwing it at you in Humble BundlesPffrthaahahahahah
quick fap to clear my mind before the game
>>150755266Is that the one with the schizo director seething at Microsoft/Xbox and journos calling his game shit?
They should do a dantes inferno 2
>>150755288Iirc it was the publisher and not the director himself but yeah, it's Enotria
Tette minuti di recupero.
>>150755266I thought the first part of the post was a critic about the shitalian soul
Feeling very much some movement fras
>>150755347Titzza
>>150755370Shitalians have a soul?
Grim/10
>>150755405
>>150755405>Zingaro still startingTumor it's not because he scored a couple of goles that he suddenly discovered how to control a ball
T minus 59 minutes for the Thuram derby
>>150755405Is tudor copying allegri?
I feel quite deflated ahead of this game. 31st May (and the circumstances I watched the game in which led to a lot of public mockery in a forren country) left a scar that won't heal for a very long time.I'm expecting a tepid 1-1 draw. Zingaro penalty and a Dumfries brexit header at the back post.
>>150755405>journos once again knowing about the lineup days before the gameMeh
Fantacomfy? Maxxed on Inter players for maximum owling.Ziggo? Subscribed.Pistachios? Salted.
>>150755520Anyone could've guessed that team really. The only question was the striker.
>>150755545this is not inters lineup
>akanji the fuck, since when?
I'm not really feeling the derby yet, it's just too early. Matchday 3 should be saved for other small teams like Sampdoria, Lazio or Udinese
>>150755405>>150755545>Zhegrova already injuredlmao what a disaster
>>150755545>Carlos Augusto right-wingCome on Canuckbro, at least wait for sofascore to get the actual line-ups
>>150755590he was injuried before coming to Juve kek
>>150755590We bought him injured lol
>>150755602I thought he long recovered from the injury, no?
>>150755590He's not injured, he just hasn't played in months, throwing him out there after 6 months out would've been suicide
>>150755624He's recovered from the injury, but they're still building up his general fitness because he had a wonky pre-season.
>Allegri on Ricci: "He is changing his physical structure, he is getting a stronger, more beautiful leg, like that of an important player"
>>150755574Deadline day signing
It's been a while since I've felt this uninterested in a Derby of Shitalia desu
>>150755675>Allegri ruining yet another player by forcing him to build up musclesLole never change you commie bastard
Why is allegri obsessed with BBC (big bulky centrocampisti)?
>>150755405why and why tudor retardness has been playing koop as dm for a while now and that’s what he wants to play this sudden change is retarded + mckennie shouldn’t playing as full back at this point he wants to embarrass the players
>>150755756When has he ever played Koop as a DM?The Son of a Whore turned him into the 8/10/inside forward he is today and that hasn't changed since.
>>150755727he wants a team of horses, equine-inspired football
>>150755545>mckennie lwbwhat did I do to deserve this
>>150755782>expecting the Saudi retard to understand the difference between a dm and an 8>>150755821It was either him or Kostic
>>150755849Or Joao Mario, he was LWB last game. But I can see why Tudor wasn't super happy with how that experiment turned out.
Juventus - sfinter just isn't a game that's supposed to be watched while there's summer-like conditions outside. Absolutely soulless calendar by the Universally United Brothers as usual
>>150755871Joao Mario is a defensive liability and works better as a super sub especially now that >we don't have pacy players with Nonceicao and Zingarova out
Looking forward to some proper uscITA tackles
0-0 zero chances
>Juventus avg. age: 26.3>Inter avg. age: 30.9
The moment where Gravina/Marotta/Chivu won the game:
>>150755782>>150755849retard watch the game instead of just looking at formations. In the world cup he was playing locatelli role even against genoa and parma
1 Comolli interview pls
>>150756067nevermind, it's Chiellini that spoke
good morning fras, how are we feeling for the imminent shit fest?
>>150756183I j-j-just hope our goal of the flag will be a cool one
>>150756015where is my nigga sucic?
>>150756177I have no idea who this is
>>150756205i think chivu said something like mkhi was there to train while sucic played qualifiers
>>150756277Cabal I think
Watching with parentsLet's FUCKEN go
Stream anyone? plsRojadirecta is failing me
I'm once again praying for a big meteorite to strike the stadium
>>150756325https://www.dazn.com/signup
>>150756325cracksports me viprow nu
>first serie ass game in history with a ref camera
>>150756337The AgnelliDome will shoot it down
wtf is the ref wearing?
>British TV don't show games on a Saturday until 5.15utter nonsense
>>150756425Refcam
>>150756325strumyk net vipbox lc
>>150756454can someone put this sport out of its misery already?
>>150756485Mr. Trump is working hard!
vgh so close barella
I hope both teams drop points
bro touched a refJail him
Great game plan by Mertudor so farDid you know he drove thousands of kilometers just to sign for Jj???
What are Tudor's tictocs exactly?
>>150756564Long balls and pray to Baphomet
>U power>Visit Detroit the big money sponsors are back in calcio
mkhi the aryan should just cut his hairlet it go bro
>>150756587U Power has Diletta Leotta
>>150756283i dont understand sorry
>>150756595And you should slice your throatlet it go bro
>>150756622>le edgy internet manWew we have a badass over here
Inter winning dis one
bussyness idea: swapping commentators at halftime
Gud from Kalulu
based augusto
LLOYD FOOKIN KELLY BRUV
LELLY KELLY
>getting scored by KellyWow
A P O L O G I Z E
borgo dio
LEWD KELLY
Nice goal, what can I say
Imagine getting scored on by Lloyd Kelly
>poopfries
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL
Wtf, that finish was 10/10
>LELLY KELLY
Bremer was offside on the goal but okay
>>150756698Have you eaten today? Only good thing about jewve winning is greekanon gets to eat
Merdinez has created every jewe chance so far
Any lipreaders that know what he's saying?>>150756754I know Bastoni is invisible, but he's still allowed to keep players onside
>>150727174imagine supporting pedophilia. Ofc Germans are against something that makes it harder being a child molester
*out zingaros you*
>>150756755im not him but i did in fact not eat anything today
>>150756788"Did you know I drove 10000km on a Jeep Renegade just to sign for Juventus"
Today:- Dean Huijsen: red card- Lloyd Kelly: goalBravo Giuntoli
I just checked Inter's bench and it's a better 11 than Palestinentus starting one
Inter has had the same midfield for the past 3-5 yearsthey already ran their course
akanji has looked solid
DUDE RANDOM POV SHOTS AT THE COCK OF DOG! ISN'T THAT WORTH 99.99€ MONTHLY?
>>150756924i would say so
>>150756924Why not pay for the club pass at the cheap price of only 98.99 per month, special deal, only for you bossman
>>150756796ah yes lets install government controlled video cameras in all our homes and rooms and brain chips in everyone to fight dumbass pedos
nice
how's that not a yellow?
FUCKING TAKE THAT GOOOOOALLLLL
>>150756964Do you have anything to hide?
CALHA
ROACH BLOOTER
IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED NOW THE ADULTS TAKE OVER
>thuram>locatelli
>Di Gay
PISS MISSLE
Palestinentus getting bombed like Palestine and its swines
crowd qt spotted
OH NO NO NO DE NIGGERINO BROS
HOWEVER
Perin wouldve saved it
>MY ROACH IS BETTER THAN YOUR ROACH
STOP USING THE SHITE CAMERA FOR NO REASON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Since when is /seriea/ against Palestine
about time should be three yellows to juve
>>150757035since you don't filter the mongoloid
>>150757049I'm not saying it's a bad thing though
>>150756964okay pedo
How can roach score the same goal every time
>>150757078Robben did it too, if it works it works
Milan chads if this result holds we gain 2 points on both
>>150757110Also filthy rich compared to the two fanbases that support Palestine
>close ups of the top of Barella's headGrim
based chant
I am not a fan of ATK Calcio
KINOOOOOOOO
>>150757121
>MY ROACH IS BETTER THAN YOUR ROACH>THE ROACHASTICOThe actual state of serie A
GOLAZO DILDIZGOLAZO DILDIZGOLAZO DILDIZGOLAZO DILDIZ
BETTER ROACH
>>150757122High testosterone, balding is a sign of chadness. People with hair are bound to stay incel
fugg dildiz is too gud
>manlet goalkeepers
2 perfectably saveable shots from outside the box serie ass has a goalkeeper probem
golgolgolgolgol
>>150757139Derby d'Turkia
PORCODDIO
Golazodildizfratelli.....
greatest german player Ive seen
>midget goalkeepers
INVERSE ROACH BLOOTER
Ononono>Summer
luv Kebab Yilmazsimple as
My Tudor brings all the roaches to the yardAnd he's like, "Mine's better than yours"Damn right, he's better than yoursI can teach you, but I have to chargeMy Tudor brings all the roaches to the yardAnd he's like, "Mine's better than yours"Damn right, it's better than yoursI can teach you, but I have to charge
>>150757165I mean he is actually half German
>>150757138She's unironically right.
Inter is shit again
>Derby D’Italia>2 roaches and Kelly scoreWhat happened to the game I love
Bremer hard carrying this minio of team
>dicksucking Yildiz when it's the goalkeepers fault
>zommerJust play Martinez
>Poopmeiners
is the Zingaro going to Allegri his way to a title race?
>poopminers
nihao
>>150757255Are they about to find out who is the father?
>>150757255Uh oh, someone is about to turn off his bodycam for some negro violence
>>150757255
>your midfield consists of muttuidi locatelli and poopmeinerswhat do these three excel at?running like headless chicken?
>>150757255pov you are a bicycle without a lock
is muttuidi wearing makeup??
>>150757305You forgot the worst one aka Thuram
>>150757319>>150757300fifa 12 graphics
Calcio witch project
>>150757305yes, simple as
Reminder that Lloyd Kelly scored
>>150757300>>150757319me when I hear ebonics in public
unironically neither team should have scored
Just checked the cancer-meter and Lauraro is sitting comfortable on top
>>150757255>WE DINDU NOTHINlmao pure kino, both have exactly the same expressionentertaining half so far
How can people enjoy this crap, this match is horrible with two shit teams that can't defend nor filter well
>>150757410GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>>150757410Because ball goes into net hurrrrr
Two assists btwSomeone post the one with him wearing the Inter Merda shirt
For me? It’s stadio delle alpi
>>150757445
>>150757430>>150757438Go back to twitter
>>150726896this guy is fully half-Japanese but the genetics went ABSOLUTELY the other way kek
>>150757466Even the most boomerific of fans don't say this
>>150757480>you>spelling comprehension Pick one
>>150757480first off im from reddit and uhh... that's problematic rhetoric mate.
Tudor playing more defensively than usual wasn't on my bingo card, too bad that won't be enough with this sorry midfield
>>150757410Jewe has successfully parked the bus pretty well so they can indeed defend.
>>150757504Better name than allianz arena or jewventus stadium or whatever
>>150757535The name is literally the only thing that was better kek
Edit of tudor playing this card
>>150757532They conceded.
For me it’s the Friends Arena
>>150757520Yeah the midfield's been honestly disappointing, even Thuram is struggling, I hope Openda gets subbed on later because the one thing he's good at is running and outrunning Acerbi seems doable
Tomodachi life arena
>>150757593All the Inter defenders just look like they're swimming tbqh
I just checked >our bench and holy shit >we have no midfielders to sub in lmao
>>150757662I trust in baby Zingaro
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Who are >we kurping this time
>>150757275kek
>>150757564from a random shot outside the penalty box, Sfinter hasn't created a good chance yet.
