It begins editionAlternate edition: last chance to join >Super Coach Finalsleague code 143322NRL >GAME 1Melbourne Storm v Canterbury Bulldogs7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9AAMI Park1.46-2.73>The 2025 Finals begin with a rematch from Round 25, when the Storm prevailed in a high-quality clash. A place in the Prelim Finals awaits the winner. The Storm must navigate a severe injury crisis while the Bulldogs look to overcome a late-season form slump. The Storm enter the finals having lost their last two games to the Roosters (10-40) and Broncos (14-30), with three wins from their last five matches. The Bulldogs are also battling poor form, losing three of their last five, including a final-round 6-24 defeat to the Sharks. The Storm are without Jahrome Hughes (arm), Ryan Papenhuyzen (concussion), and Nelson Asofa-Solomona (suspension). Tyran Wishart is named at halfback, with Nick Meaney at fullback. Captain Harry Grant returns from suspension. The Bulldogs have lost winger Marcelo Montoya (ankle) and centre Bronson Xerri (concussion). Jethro Rinakama and Blake Wilson come onto the wings. The Storm have won nine of the last ten meetings, including a 20-14 victory in Round 25 this season. The absence of Hughes and Papenhuyzen places the creative burden squarely on Cameron Munster. However, Canterbury's own late-season fade is a concern after their defence, which was a cornerstone of their success, has shown recent vulnerability. Despite their crippling injuries, Melbourne's finals experience and home-ground advantage could be the deciding factor. Storm 1-12 2.70Storm 13+ 2.70Bulldogs 1-12 3.50Bulldogs 13+ 7.75Storm -5.5 1.84 Bulldogs +5.5 1.97
NRLW>GAME 1Parramatta Eels v Canterbury Bulldogs5:40pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GemCommBank Stadium1.41-2.93>With victory in this Sydney Derby, the Bulldogs can finish their first NRLW season on a high & also prevent the Eels qualifying for the Finals.Eels 1-12 2.70Eels 13+ 2.55Bulldogs 1-12 3.80Bulldogs 13+ 8.25Eels -7.5 1.90 Bulldogs +7.5 1.90
SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Leeds Rhinos v Catalans Dragons05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo1.01-23.00>Round 26 of the Super League from AMT Headingley Stadium.
Tipping Melbourne picrel is really bad ball carrying technique, it’s whacky how did he even get it like that
El-el-el-EllieJa-ja-ja-JohnstonOh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hellYour super thick thighs they be ringin the bellCrispy and juicy now you’re havin a snackIt’s super spicyIt’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
What about this
>>150728892Fuckin Pooarks
Need a further breakdown for home and away but yeah it’s hard to beat Canberra this year.Really shows how absolutely shit it is not having everyone play each other twice
>>150727493What got you into the sport bro? Pick a team yet?
>>150729153Yeah 8 vs 12 is stupidly uneven.
>>150726948thanks for your work this season threadbro appreciate it
>>150729190I lived down in Poobourne for about five years and only saw the Knights play down there once. NRL really needs to fix the home/away structure. 1 home game, 1 away game vs each team. Extend the season if you have to, I don't care.
>Jacob Host no longer on my football teamI used to pray for times like this
>poorm >has been coach who should have retired>half the peem out for various reasons >poodogs>frauds>galvshithopefully a close game
Keep forgetting footy is on tonight hope iam not going to be watching some bullshit movie and remember half way through the game
just released from terrigal police station lads
>>150735080based latrell
>playoff footyFucking finally
im fucking fizzing boyswhat are the go to snacks to stock up on for the weekend?
My Snack Quincy Dodd
>Darren Lockyer buying the London Broncos>Gonna get Jason Demetriou to coach>Wants to sign Tyrell SloanRugby League NEEDS to succeed in London
Kettle chilli Kettle salt & vinegar KitKat chunky hazelnut KitKat chunky mint aeroChokito Dare double espresso x3$80 worth of dominos pizza delivered tonight to graze on over the weekend
big fan of the big 'za order for leftovers through the weekend
>>150735307>he likes to snack on quincy dudd penis
I'm thinking the Doggies get the win here but not really sure.
when dudd Quincy grow a penis
CAMELTOE ALTERT ON TIFF'S STORY!REPEAT.CAMELTOE ALERT ON TIFF'S STORY!
>>150735831He always had one
Dead thread.Dead sport.Dead poomunity.
what is call if girl camel toe vagina over your penis
>>150736023It would be very painful
>>150736023sex, I believe
>>150736034FOR YOU
>>150721383
I think he means moose knuckle. When your shorts are so tight your balls separate
>quincy dudd moose knuckle
been very easy getting angry emojis from facebook boomers the last few days lads
Got an amazing happy ending massage with prostate stimulation from this fat Italian milf with huge fake tits today lads.
It would be a goat knuckleCOS SHE THE GOAT
wish quincy dudd would give me a happy ending massage while her husband watches
>>150736065Can anyone confirm this?
Odds kebab box and cones at homeEvens head to the pub and chat up a fat milf
STOP associating with fat girls. FUCK
>>150736111Link to the ad so I can go ther… I mean avoid it
Storm 18Panthers 14Roosters 12Raiders 12Final: Raiders Storm
>>150736184Based fat milf enjoyer
>>150735948post it fag
Dogs are getting G A P E D tonight I
Storm 18Panthers 14Roosters 12Raiders 12Final: Raiders v Storm
based Kiana god
>>150735705Chokito is probably the most underrated chocolate bar on the market in 202580 bucks worth of dommies is disgusting tho do better
Here’s your nrlw halftime show brohttps://youtu.be/YidRNvL535I?si
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
How many pies does 80 bucks get you down there?
>>150736472between 10-30 depending on the quality
the bet
That’s the other Katoa mate
I've seen pies for over $10
imagine passionately fucking andie missionary while julia is on top of you fucking you with a strap onthe robinson tower
For your first pie you should go with the plain pie this will ensure that your pie palate is correctly set at the appropriate baseline for plain pies and you’ll be quite capable of discerning new flavours on your pie journey
>>150736508Big family size ones though, right?
>>150736520I wish I was about to say yes, but no
MY FUCKING AMBO
There’s much debate amongst pie aficionados over the importance of the second pie experience. Many believe that it should also be a plain pie, some stress the importance of experimenting with different flavour profiles at this stage whilst others argue that the chicken pie is the way to go and best introduced early on due to its importance amongst the vegetarian community
kek get fucked Preston ya ratbag
is tayla related to preston campbell?
YEAR OF THE RAT
>>150736508I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Mrs Mac's on fire in the hand of a tradie. I watched Four 'n Twenties leak in the microwave near the staff lunch room. All those meals will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for pie.
>>150736571
R E X O N A
imagine your out drunk in belmore and Angelina Teakaraanga-Katoa, Holli Wheeler ans Tayla Preston approach you at the pub and you end up getting gang raped in a hotel room and the last thing you see as these giantess women ravish you, your last eyeball of consciousness you see Ebony Prior enter the room holding a 12 inch dildo
based angry ambo
>>150736184Won the meat tray due to this roll lads
>le fall over the line man
thinking golden poooint tonight lads
HEY WHERE MY PARRASTACYS @???
based foot goddess
Munster is pretty clearly the best 5/8th overall
Now to watch the NRL Finals in glorious 4K which I pay Kayo for. Nothing like watching the biggest games of the year in 4x the resolution of free-to-air, makes paying for Kayo worth every cent.
Harry Grant is the best hooker. For me the debate closed after origin
Who else is there? He's the only elite hooker in the comp.
Api is pretty good but yeah it’s not close. Same thing with 5/8th there’s Munster then head scratching
>>150736472Will you use butter for your fraisage pasty (more expensive) or a margarine substitute (much cheaper)?
Is that true though? Munty looks washed to me after the last few losses.
Margarine is a Simpson
I can't believe Maccas fucked up the Monopoly game I'm NOT using the app bro
Sounds like a sales tactic to drive up the value desu
He floats in and out of games sometimes sure but he’s the best. Who else is there? NSW don’t even have an incumbent and the best overseas 5/8th is possibly Luai or Dylan Brown
I thought Billy Walters and Hugo Savala were more impactful the last few weeks desuBut I'm thinking about finals, you seem to be considering Kangaroos selection, in which case I'd pick Moses at 6
Who I'd like to see win the premiership: Raiders or BroncosWho I can live with winning the premiership: Sharks or WarriorsWho I don't want to win the premiership: Storm or PanthersNo God, please God, no!: Roosters
Roosters would be god-tierThe true underdogs and people's team, winning the comp from 8th against all the odds and historyInspiration for every little man who ever doubted himself
>don't have to tip>too dumb for SC fuck yeah PURE footy tonight who here /comfy/
I’m all about the nominations for /nrl/ family team of the year actually and Moses is a halfback. Cleary/Moses is a good halves pairing though
Manifesting a Poodogs straight sets exit
>>150736809>the people's teamthis is what the rich cunt wankers from East Sydney really believe
>>150736764Really? How does it work now, you get a QR code instead of a bit of paper/plastic?
The BET
>>150736821You have to order though the app and what you order you get a certain amount of "plays"
I hope doggies stop them from scoring so we don't have to put up with the obnoxious siren bullshit everytime poorm fucking score
I'm a shit gambler because I always forget to do it until I see the teams walking out and I rush it
stuck at hungry jacks someone reply to this if there's a try
bookies love him
sharp elbow
kik ow
KICKOW IS FUCKING DEADDRAG HIM OFF STRAIGHT SETS CONFIRMED HE'S GONESKI
>>150736840
Basically rules him out for this game and the next yeah this straight sets exit is happening
>>150736830Christ
>>150736843Kikau try time!!!
was it a blow to the temple? looked more frontal to me
My meme multis need a Dogs win. I thought the Poorm were washed.
A TRY ON DAYBOO
>tipped Kikau FTS
He’s fine he just stayed down for the free interchange
>ruck infringement for nothing if you didn't bet on poorm sorry lads
>>150736875>first to snore
poodogs bros...
Only listening to the game while I'm at work, who broke Kikaus face ?
Hello darkness my old friend....
easy
>>150736869Looked orbitozygomatic to me
>>150736870They areBut……The dogs been WASHED
>>150736882>>150736871looks like warbrick
>best defensive peem in the league
>>150736882It was accidental. Kikau joined a tackle from behind and copped a natural elbow. I didn’t notice who did it
>>150736890I did a few meme multis where the Poorm win too (and Dogs go out in straight sets) after realising I was relying on the Poodogs
>>150736748lol saw that. also saw her on a local masc lezzo i follow on instagram's story at a local beach. and jaz posted them hugging in the stands last night. shes lezzed out
>>150729545Thank you for the nice words
oi galvshit do something bellyache doesn't expect!! something anything at all KEK
TAKE THE POO
based nrlw poparazzi
>>150736912>NRLW>LesbianI'm shocked
>penalty>6 more>ACKjust poodog things
>>150736830You can order without the app, just gotta ask for a receipt. The receipt has a code that then redeems the tokens. Was better when you got to peel them off though, they probably got sick of staff stealing them and putting on eBay
which bulldog knocks gould out at their presso night, sexton?
Burton can't count to six
Broncgods would heem both these peems..oh wait we already did
Just wanna thank Kayo for not playing this in 4k
sport doesnt look good in 4k imo
>>150736955>Ben Hunt in the finals
>chanwut there's a chinese guy playing?
if I was the DJ I would play Foo Fighters - The Pretender in reference to the poodogs lol
IT IS OVER
Warbrick more like DROPbrick
Warbrick might still be concussed
Dropbrick
Walken Ouchton
HOGton galSHIT
>galvshit
>>150736961The script has already been written, it's his year for redemption, to undo all the evils, the satanic curses he placed on this team in his youth
Pezet>Galvin
Burton you fucking wet sponge
How many Bulldogs fans are banned from Aami park for that time they visited as Western Sydney Wanderers fans.
The Galvinator
Tranny Critical
TOBY SEXTON ITS OVER FOR POORM NOW
Sexton redemption arc kino
kek based Gus killed his peem for his own hubris a tale as old as time
no goggles??
TOBY SEXTIME
Talk about an impact player
We already paid off the refs
>>150737020They do nothing!
real sexGOD hours
BARKBACK
FUCK YES BASED FUCKING TOBY
SEXDEMPTION
Just like in the Broncos game. Storm, play to the fucking whistle!
FullWogs FullWogs FullWogs FullWogs FullWogs FullWigs
SexGOD has to go to France meanwhile Galvin is being paid a Kings ransom make it make sense
Adam Gee whiz I’m a dumb cunt
>>150737038
why the fuck has galvin been in instead of this guy?
SEX MAGIC
Critter might be ok he was limping less going off than he was when it happened
Nooooo not Joey 4chan
Vossy you fucking idiot the interchange players take the number of who they replace in Doubles
>>150737040I remember a couple weeks ago when they showed Toby in stands and the crowd went off
>>150737007Players safety only comes first when they're tryna rig some shit in their favour
da jokah baby
STOP KILLING EACH OTHER
COUNT YOUR TEETH
How did he get those scars?
>>150736942Should have contracted the instant scratchie people and do codes on the back. They still exist, right?
>>150737049based family elder
Koray and Warbrick trying their best to destroy their teams
>muh cow bell
BAN THE KICKOFFTHINK OF THE CHILDREN
Nooo what are you fucking doing
GAMES GONE _O__?
>taking the loo
>taking the poo
In what world do you take a 2 in this situation where the oppostions best defender is currently off the field?
>taking the 2nd week of finals
>>150737067New NFL style kick off looms
>kikow, depth perception>depth perception, ...
Poo was the correct choice lads hate to break it to you
>taking the phone
>>150737084It's cowardly
>>150737084Poo curse doesn’t apply in finals desu
Alternative to kickoff: gentleman's hand off. Defending team personally returns the ball to the attacking team on the attackers 20m and shakes hands wishing them luck next set.
>>150737085We SEE the 'fit Tiana
>muh scoreboard pressure
>>150737085this phone isn't plugged in I would suspect this is an advertisement for a sportswear company that I will NOT be naming
Winner tonight will be playing the Roosters next
Crichtons head gear is hiding a hideous hair cut
>>150737079Called that a year ago :-(
>>150737099time is a cruel mistress
warSHOOK
>>150737099Hey I would not count the Raiders out yet
>>150737085Don't think those dial phones work anymore. Unless it's a fake one that outputs a tone when you ring it back.
Tipping poosters and broncos lads
>>150737107he looking better than all the other ghouls in the stands though
>G A L V S H I T
>>150737099And people think it won't be a Roosters premmy
>>150737107>poosters
Luv galvin
Just a reminder you're gay, no one cares about you and crotch sniffing is also gay, just die. There is only one game native to Australia and it's not this bastardised crap
Sexton and Galvan best friends forever.
>>150737129enjoy your footy
sorry thought i was in /afl/ still
every accusation is a confession
>>150737136
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
poorm bros...
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF DOOOOGGGIIEEEEEEEEES>poo curseLETS FUCKING TROT
Storm getting fraud checked again
>poo curse doesn't co-ACK!
FULLY SICK TRY
GALVIN FUCKING GOD
I'm not fooled.That won't be enough and they're missing the conversation btw
Sexton has legitimately changed this team Gus you are a fucking terrorist
>>150737158
Ok actually i lied never listen to meGod sent me to test you
>associating the Bulldogs with terrorism
Go cunts!!! Win a game for once...fk
>>150737084
>doggies RSL club>redbull and coffees on the table>no beer in sight>probably no one on the pokieshow do they survive lads
>>150737184The Lebanese are notoriously sober and never gamble
poorm are elite private school twatspoodogs are scrappers and underdogs (excuse pun)lets see who wins
There still a bunch of 70 year Olds in the pokies. Will be ugly once they die
THUNDERSTRUCK
POORMBACKPOORMBACKPOORMBACK
>>150737184Sell a lot of ciggies from thr vending machine?
POORM BACK 12-12 going into half time
>Sexton will be in France and Pezet will be in reserve grade while Kyle Flanagan will be a starting halfback next year
Blowback
>>150737211Cursed timeline
jye gray the twink would have unironically stopped that try
are you guys hearing a buzzing like a toy firetruck or am i losing my mind
>>150737193Meanwhile the captains school
>>150737219I heard it there it goes again
>>150737219It's the storm ground announcer playing a firetruck ambulance like sound.He's fully retarded
>>150737219there is always a ambulance on the field at every footy gamethe poorm FAGGOTS have insisted on playing with the siren every time poorm score a try or a conversion, it is the most obnoxious thing in the world and I doubt anyone enjoys it
Galvin is the best young player to ever lace up the boots.
>>150737220based St Brendans
a try from the dogs on half time will settle this
Lebbo septuagenarians will sit at shisha (hookah, argilah, those big water pipes like the caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland enjoys) cafes all day and play dominoes or backgammon not pokies. The RSL will simply pivot to cater for the predominant clientele, everything will go on as before
>>150737193>elite private school twatsI thought that was a Union thing?
>>150737251just an expression, they have that aura about em though
Grant been throwing forward passes all night and none called
>>150737251The union schools recruit rugby league kids
This looks like a good game I'm going to stop drinking and stay awake
Imagine your ancestors willingly passing down the last name Peasant
>munsterstte school in rockhampton>hughesstate school in palm beach>warbrick public school in rotorua >katoa literally tongaFunnily enough nelson went to wellington college which yes I concede is the faggiest private school in the whole region
Lebs are no good under pressure Storm 26-22
>>150737261Stop posting misinformation, m8
>>150737292>Funnily enough nelsonKEK what a twatI would love to know which small town produced the most good footy players, Rocky seems to come up a lot
>>150737294>Storm applying pressure
>>150737309storms are nothing but pressure m8
This Lachlan Galvin FAGGOT is a fuckwit! Hes a total handbreak... if the dogs want to win they have a massive handicap... the wanker is a one trick pony!! all he can do is borderline forward passes which put the receiver at risk of dropping the ball...Also, can melbourne FUCK OFF with the lame ambulance siren and truck horn after they score a try.... BLOODY ANNOYING!
>>150737240Catholic and Central Queensland is genuinely the best combo for League
wouldnt mind watching these two do some athletics together
harry grant caught masturbating what a sick fuck
dogs halftime locker room looks like a funeralthey're cooked
>i can't play poker online but i can spin spin spin on the maccas appcountrys fucked
The Fried night Footy add is better than the FLG ads. The Friednight footy ad featured actual Tigers and Panthers fans (coconuts and derros)
>>150737282There was this one Irish chick with the last name English at the Olympics. Made me kek.
>>150737309>>150737294Its a low pressure system Storm
>>150737332so true however I have yet to see galvshit do even 1 trick
Why does a mining company need tv commercials?
>>150737356best combo for anything desu
>>150737181>me with the ciggie
Wtf is Craig Bellamy son his assistant coach?
>>150737409its just a PR exercise
>>150737409why do banks? its just trying to garner good will because they're horrible lol >tranny criton in a moon bootit really is over for the doggies
>>150737372massdebating with the refs KEK
>>150737409mining companies are your friend, mate. don't pay attention to what's going on with the ocean, it's all good.
>>150737409why do men have nipples? And why do I like twisting them so much?
Who won the footy lads
need like 4 tries from toby for doggies to win
>>150737282The chad Yeo(man), the virgin Peasant
>SyndismosisOut for the season
>>150737282its pezet you fucking freshie
Imagine passing the name Drinkwater down
Storm are washed!
https://youtu.be/F6cANA6FcRg?si=LA7tAyrL0sgsD1KNwe yes WE bumping this all night
Apologise
Max King vs Min Peasant
>Syndismosis*me at the parra fan day*
>>150737464He looks familiar
Dogs are neutered
SEXTON DOWN VIRGIN ALERT (HE DIDN'T DENY IT)
NO MORE SEX
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SEXTON!Fuck the dogs but not him!
>>150737425What is happening in the Ocean?
what are they booing?
kikow looks like radley out there (drunk and concussed)
That kikau pass forward as fuck
>>150737471>Charlie Kirk dies>Toby Sexton returns to the NRLHmmmm
wtf i thought Munster got shot
>>150737490not sure why you're posting random women at a pool while NRL is on???
I thought Munster got KIRKED
>>150737497That’s a bath, retard
If I was a footy player they'd call me sexnone
>>150737504so they are random women, thanks irish
>>150737497t. Glencorp shill
>>150737454Imagine some retarded peasant being asked what his job or hobbies are when the surname-baliff rode into town
>>150737482Uranium enriched super sharks hungry for human flesh
Kirks is a soft drink company
>>150737409To stop the news talking about them destroying the environment
>>150737482its been rapidly boiling since 2023. coral reefs are pretty much dying world wide with algal blooms causing mass deaths from South Australia to the Sea of Japan.and its just boiling hotter each year.fun times!
>>150737514i poop in housen
>>150737490Is that the members spa or a different one in Fox Studios/EQ?
Isn’t it Pezat though you dumb cunt?
NOT CALLED
GAME LEVELING POO INCOMING
>>150737510The fact Glencorp is covering p /nrlw/ player weeing while they swim is honestly shocking.
mouthy cunts stfu
Just noticed that Ciro has down syndrome eyes
>don't mind me, just getting the storm out of a tough spot
>one word and its a dissent penaltyStorm checks are cashing
>>150737524we need to import another million cricket customers and Joe Chan customers!!! that'll fix it! great times!>dissent doggies are fucked just fold em and let another peem that have a chance in
>>150737546Fuck off spaghettinigger
fuck poodogs I want poorm to put 50 on these cunts now
reminder Braith Anasta is pulling the strings at Poorm to get his players in the halves
>>150737524They're tropical reefs mate, a hotter world means more tropical waters and more coral reefs. How big do you think the reefs were in the ice age glaciation periods (which we are still actually in)? Warmer world is a better world, for both us and the oceans.
>ref should just take being sworn at
Not the only thing Braitj is pulling iykwim
>>150737546fake irish out in force he would say this but it'd be a whole paragraph of pseudo intellectual rubbish that no one would read
hey lads, keep it melbourne storm related thanks
>>150737531>we spell it the fancy french wayOkay Mrs Bouquet
ah yes the tropics of japan
>>150737563>t. Aaron Bellamy
>>150737566if the oceans were warming at a steady rate over a few thousand years, sure. not when its by a degree a decade.
refs deserve worse than swearing
climate change is real but nothing you do makes a difference because 1 billion indians and 1 billion chinamen will polute more than you can savenow let's focus on this mana filled storm side
Galvin saving the Doggies yet again!!!
>>150737577Onslow would be never be seen in poorm kit
Broncs would heem these peems
Craig Bellamy looking nervous. It’s like he knows his peem is shit and is relying on refball. Total pozzedbourne frustration.
>everyone knows the Addams family song>nobody remembers the Munsters song
Bankstown cheques coming in
>>150737585good post UP THE STORM >>150737594bellyache can be 80 up and he'll still be pissed he demands perfection
dogs hate thunder
>>150737577>>150737587God I wanted to fuck Rose!
>>150737580Okinawa deez nuts
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF BARK AT THE THUNDER
Bulldogs showing heart tonight. If their fans weren't such cunts I'd want them to win
Brose.. if we can't beat this crippled doggies team, how can we even think about stopping the chookgods
DOGGIESSSSSS WOOOF WOOOF WOOOF >Bulldogs were originally bred for physically demanding and often brutal tasks, primarily bull-baiting, a popular blood sport in England from the Middle Ages until its ban in 1835FUCKING DOGGIES TAKING DOWN THE FUCKIONGPOORM CUNTS
>toby sexton and jamal fogarty are top 4 halfbackswhat did the gold coast shitans mean by this
WOOF WOOF WOOF
BeoncGODs should consider losing on Sunday so they can play the Doggies in the prelim instead of the Panthers
>>150737583Temperatures change more than a degree every single hour of each day. Everything on Earth is robust enough to adapt to one degree changes over decades. Some temperature changes select for cold-adapted things, other temperature changes select for warm-adapted and generalist things. Everything tropical benefits from a warmer world with more tropics. Not so good if you are a wooly mammoth or polar bear, true, but they choose hyperspecialisation and bet on the wrong outcome, whilst the generalist apes rule the Earth.
WHO LET THE LEBS OUT? (of Gaza)
>>150737627
Bulldogs are a stupid breed to keep like seriously nigga are you going to be bullbaiting you wouldn’t even know where to find a bull dumbcunt
>>150737621whoever loses this will be playing the winner of warriors/panthers. chooks/sharks winner will be the loser of the raiders/broncos game
never seen such a fraudulent finals desu
>>150737640I meant the eventual chook GF, lad
>>150737627>BroncGODS should consider losingThey never were going to win in the first place you silly Peemslander
bloody kids out here begging for $200+ boots
>>150737630I see you have no idea what you're talking about so I'll just say 'stick to the footy'
But when I ask for boots and the wNRL I get asked to leave
>>150737656stick to your fake irish posts sweeite
You could read real Irish's very respectful posts on the Sunday footy show. Fake Irish posts are too crude for the Thursday night footy show
>>150737656>>150737653This sign is a photoshopping dream come true
>Menulog persisting with cringe rap from the 00sThe millennial-boomer advertising executive. AFL has the same problem hiring Snoop.
>>150737664You don't know me
>>150737675>ban guy from 3 games cause he said faggot >pay 4 million dollars for snoop to play at your gf who is openly homophobic so funny
Man-made climate change isn't real.Also get fucked dogs lol
>>150737640>chooks/sharks winner will be the loser of the raiders/broncos gameMan this side has it much easier
>>150737656
The loser tonight gets a home game next week against the winner of Cronulla vs Easts.Just to clarify
theres that scrappy kinda poothetic poodogs defense
Bin him!!!!
>>150737653>>150737656Footfags never stop, no shame fuckin weirdos
>>150737623Sexton was absolutely Tanah Boyd tier at the titans Letting go of Fogarty was a massive fuck up and head scratcher since he was their best player at the time
waahhhhhh jahrome hughes saveee meeeeee i cant run an attacking setttttt i neeedd a bummppp
This seems like the kind of game that the Bulldogs grind out for most of the game but the Storm just steal it at the end. One of those games where they win but Bellamy yells at them in the sheds anyway
>>150737700Nope. Other way around
>>150737658You're projecting a Platonic conception of nature as fragile, static, eternal and unchanging. In reality nature is dynamic and always changing, always adapting regardless of preference. And if there is any preference to life it is for warmth and rain (which is driven by warmth). The tropical rainforest contains more carrying capacity for life than tundra grasslands, let alone glaciers.
>>150737711peems seem to love letting great players go, poocos are experts at it
No wait, the winner tonight gets a home prelim against the winner of Cronulla vs Easts vs the loser of Canberra vs Brisbane
Titans needed to have 20 backup fullbacks
that should’ve been a bin desu the whole point is to stop people from losing control of their body weight to stop a try.
>not even a penalty? I'm not even arguing whether it should be or not but that seems extremely lenient
NO REFUNDS POOPER PEEAGUE
>>150737722“Just to clarify”
>>150737733Lel
>>150737716if that was true why are the coral reefs dying, the tropics drying out and the rain forests fragmenting into savannah across multiple continentsor are you suggesting 'don't believe your lying eyes'?also hope the Dogs smash the Storm tonight
he was playing for the ball no ill intent long meme drop out play on
Plenty of people in this thread have lost control of the body weight
The Melbourne Storm could really use Lewis Dodd right now
>(((all competing)))>Tracey literally pushes the bloke in the back
>>150737713Bellamy gives free handjobs when they win that's the Storm secret he gives the best stiff grip handies with a finger in the bum
We all know what Bellamy said
>stay down trying to milk penalty>no penalty>go for 15 for HIA KEK get fucked cunt
Hacky Grant
Tracey is a girl's name
POORMPOORMPOORM
>poo wins the match
>>150737739Polution of the oceans is a different issue to climate change which is a natural part of the earth and caused by factors related to the sun's proximity to earth.How many factories were those wooly mammoths building to get us out of the last ice age? A lot of cave men in V8s I guess.
Tryscoran Wishart
WISHMASTERWISHMASTERWISHMASTER WISHMASTER WISHMASTER
>>150737770You owe me an apology >>150737084
Forget it doggies, it's storm town
Gerringong >>>> Wollongong
>>150737771dodging the questionas honest as a Storm player milking a penalty
>>150737779NEVER!
hate those days the sun gets closer to earth gives me hayfever
more milking
The NRL has made the game soft. The teams are right to milk everything to show us just how pathetic it is
My farts smells uncannily like the spring rolls I just ate.
>poorm missing half their spine is still a pop poo peem
ow muh neck
>owww my neck>whistle blows>oh ok I'm ok now :^)they better crack down on this shit next season
>>150737787Just facts, my man.What happened to get us out of the last ice age if the earth isn't heated and cooled by factors outside human control?
Loser of this game gets buggered by Lindsay Collins in Edgecliff station toilets
Does someone have the DCe politics meme?
>>150737811>he doesn't know about lost nuclear civilisationscringe
FG looms
>>150737797You can inoculated yourself against that by eating local honey.
Gonna be wild tonight at poof doof
Max King miracle 2 point field goal incoming
Only one Bee's poop I eat
>>150737832mister richie rich here drinking Mānuka honey by the bottle
Storm keep milking its disgraceful
>pans to Bulldogs Leagues club >people going crazy dancing on tables and screaming >Big Screen isn’t even on
Sending nrl players to the milking sheds
>>150737843opps wrong image
why doesnt this old fat fuck gus gould just call in a favour from one of his mates to get a penalty or has a lifetime of being a self-serving cunt finally caught up to him>>150737855lol
>>150737845I can't afford that shitIt's got to be honey from your local area anyway or it doesn't work
>crusher tackles/smothering era>salary cap cheating era>whinging captains>milking eradisgusting club
I don't like honey that tastes super flowery. If I wanted to eat a flower I would
Still 2 tries left in this game
when do the doggies go for the 2 point fg so I get to post KINO KINO KINO KINO
I only eat honey from consenting flowers
Jason Taylor looks tired humans have extended their lives beyond liveability
>>150737886see>>150737841
That was a fucking terrible call for a kick
WEAK GUTTED DOG
you better go off on a stretcher munster carrying on like that
fucking milking
Jason Taylor emerged from the womb with a hangover
ow muh ankle
>Poorm win but Munster dedCongratulations Sharks you have won the premiership
storms might need another tyrone wishart
MASSACRE IN MELBOURNE
I hate it when the play by play commentator makes analysis.
Damn, he's done
>>150737911>*chooks
SHITMANN
>>150737490A what?
biff looms
Honestly when I wake up in the middle of the night with a calf cramp I carry on worse than that
Sexton 3pt FG incoming
blud just said pezant!!
POORMGODS
kek its over
Sexton 9 point field goal incoming
Frauds
Matt Burton 7 point field goal incoming
lolget fucked dogs
>not taking the 1 so you can take another 1
nice pass kickcow
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
got to admit the Storm have played like shit all night. I wouldn't be scared of playing this team in the semifinals
Wow wtf
Melbourne StormQueensland MaroonsAustraliaFamilyGod
Huge. Without this week off poorm get heemed by penrith
>>150737920a piddle hehe
>bellyache giggling and happy webm for sure
silly coconut
Risks of having a player who can't see our of one eye.
Galvin should have caught that pass
>>150737955>God
And in the end, the team people have been saying are fraudulent all year, turned out to be fraudulent
just_coconut_things.jaypeg
>>150737955This is the post
Ack Burton
Warbrick redeemed
Matt Burton 9 point field goal incoming
If he passed it to Galvin straight away Dogs might have been on there
>most points>fraudulent there's a lot of smelly sydneysiders in this thread, and it shows
>>150737940>>150737983
Galvin is like the diversity hire at work.
>>150737989Gonna share this on reddit soon, epic
>drop half your spine while coming 1st on the ladder and crash out of finals in straight setsNow that the dust has settled, what WERE they thinking?
Possible 8pt try into extra time here
>>150737739Tropics aren't drying out, a warmer world creates more rain, the water cycle is driven by the energy (heat) requirements of evaporation. They're getting bulldozed for agriculture and grazing, which is a good thing: the Earth is adapted to human needs. Some species adapt, some are selected for and thrive, others join the 99.9% of species that have ever existed and go extinct.Apocalyptic thinking is dumb and religious. The environment is always dynamic, always changing, always adapting. The Earth is being adapted to human needs, a huge percentage of species (megafauna and others) have already failed to adapt or being selected against, many more will follow, many more will be selected for and thrive. New species will inherit the Earth: humans, agricultural animals, and our service animals, pets, and pests.
galvin had an off night and meant to lose
>>150737999It’s been a while
>>150738005see>>150737983
Ice pipes will be sizzling in Melbourne tonight!
Dogs are fucked. All these injuries and are probably going to play the Panthers
See you lads at tramp
Was about to suggest you guys can go back to talking about Climate change now the footy is over
Let's talk about how we're going to celebrate the BroncGODS 2025 Grand Final Win
Panthers v Melbourne grand final. The sixpeat narrative. The corporate “grow-the-game in Vic” narrative. Probably a surprise Macklemore appearance at the grand final for the Melbourne crowd. Please no.
>>150738033imagine even talkin about that shit with a straight face when you know cricket exists have you even seen the cricket
>>150738033If it was real the last thing western governments would be doing is inviting more thirdies in to increase carbon footprints.
>Jai Arrow wins the Rabbitohs player of the yearWeird choice.
>>150737771The mammoths were hunted to death like the rest of the megafauna. The generalist ape won and took over the Earth. The other species adapted or were selected against by us. North American horses for eaten and wiped out by us, Eurasian horses got hooked up to chariots and managed to scrape through and then thrive across the globe (smart decision to accept domestication and alliance). Dodos choose to get eaten, Ibis birds choose to join urban zoo breeding programs and adapt to imported palm trees and life in the city. A warmer world is another stage in the recreation of the Earth in man's image.
I'm gonna drop this spoort if penrith win( won't)
>>150738057Please learn how to use a tense
really embarassing dives from the Storm tonight.
>>150737399Wrong
Who is the absolute cake truck handing out that Tradie cat piss drink for the Stormies?
Saw a cricket at the gym (my garage) doing nonstop laps of the room following the walls over and over again the other day
>>150738055tells you they’ve had a shithouse year kek
>>150736499FUCK
>>150738086Picture?
>>150737409This is a feature of our collapsing democratic modern society. Haven’t you noticed? And it’s not just mining companies, every advertisement is just a brainwashing exercise for the company which is bleeding you to death. Mining companies. Banks. Fast food. Gambling. And you (or your kids) can’t even afford a house. Welcome to techno-feudalism.
>>150736499>>150736825
I am just glad there is nothing nefarious about the NRL
munster is very spritely for someone who not long ago was the victim of a season ending hipdrop
>>150738124Mining needs to advertise as a check against ultraleftism ranking the economy reverting us to mud and stick villages. They'll use the same ads against a mining superprofits tax and gas reservation (like in WA) of course.
>>150738086The blonde? Seconded
I just want one season where Melbourne are shit
corr
They won the spoon in 2010 m8 you should have been there
Will be interesting once Bellamy retires.
>>150738214seibold will take over once manly fires him
>>>/b/939698592
Irish never learnt his time tables.
>>150738335fake irish he's more of a /lgbt/ pooster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpOHIE6qJlE
Isn't divemaster slater taking over
>>150737524no it isnt you freak
Canterbury were better than many expected and that intercept was a hard finish. They almost could've won the game. Too many errors throughout, but really pushed the unconvincing Storm
yeah Broncoswinlol again
Doggies are beaten up now though and will go out straight sets.
I don't want anyone to think I hate Will Warbrick. It's just not true.
what are the odds both their big coconuts go out in the same game aren't they meant to have hardened shells hard to get into to
https://youtu.be/uTuenitEtCQ?
baking
someone call an ambulance for craig bellamy... his mouth is drooping to one side, he might be having a stroke!
baking first race ya
https://youtu.be/vnJ97PVnfe8?
Broncos would have heemed both these teams
>>150738981>>150738981>>150738981