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red sux panamatard not allowed in this thread, only based jays panamabros
>>150728576Let's enjoy this nice afternoon ballgame
'stros
Ain’t it
Gausman is our ace. Game 1 starter confirmed
CGSO?
This is the thread
I'M A GAUSMANDUN DUN
>>150728558AMERICA
Why the fuck to the beta ass mets get to be on FOX and not the Yankees?
Buck jinxed it fuckin hurrrrr complete game shutout less than 100 pitches
CGSO Ace stuffGG Astros
>>150728815Well fuck me, he did it!
Gausman, I kneel. GG 'Stros
>pooston
gg houston
Mariners!
>>150728675CS: Source
>>150728849Why does that first number keep decreasing?
Very impressive, good stuff Jays.
>>150728854>characters who suckIconic
>>150728867thanks, man. i felt good out there.
Today my Padres get back on track
How is there no team with 80 wins in AL West? What a fraudulent division
Based Gaus
>>150728870y-you don't mean that!
>>150728899you weren't supposed to notice that
Gausman's 4-seamer velo is now fully back after starting the year averaging 92
>>15072886627
da janks fell off
>>150728826>hoping and wishing for kinda thingi speak more mexican than some of the young mexicans here
im@s > hololive
>>150728917>munoz>7 blown saves....is that career? He has blown like one or two games this year.
>>150728922https://youtu.be/QTUA7g1mhcg?si=jOwoUh5N44UNI3IVBLESS YOU BOYSDETROIT IS GONNA PARTYBLESS YOU BOYSTIGERS ON FIRE THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~
>>150728558thank you for the non-gay OP again. keep it up!
>my tranime is better than your tranimeit's like arguing about pre vs post op
>>150728859Just realized the Mariners could tie the Astros if they win tonight
>>150728558wow this picture goes hard
>>150729013make me proud to be an american
>>150728993KEK shut up, faggot.>>150728998Nice picture of yourself.
Doyerchads always win by making trannies seethe
>>150728993>detoilet>living in bitchigan>not having 27 titles
>>150728986Yes those are 2025 stats
>>150729023Haha Alright old man what happened yesterday.
>>150729043Talk to me in October>detoilet>43 years without a titletop fucking kek
>>150728558bald eagles are coolLGM SCOR SOME FACKIN WINS
>>150729023Yeah. Well we have 4 and you have to count them all of them.
https://youtu.be/g-YLhi5jZhQ?si=BKTqR8F9fUh8ufMmI miss Miggy
how much do the Mets lose by tonight?
dodgers are now winning on purpose for MAX entertainment purposes
>>150728884>Blocks your path
>>150729060>4 titles>43 year droughtKek. Yankees won 4 before I began Kindergarten
>>150729078you began kindergarten in 1933?
>>150729083>Wait for me, asian woman! I am the white dodgerchad of your dreams!!!!
>>150729083Hot girls go to Dodger Stadium for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
>>150729104She's in love now!
>>150728999It's the angels so it will be a 4 game loss.>>150729027I don't habeeb it.
>>150729098>he doesn't have so many rings it's easy to forget>detoilet
>>150729122who could forget the yankees 26 rings!
>>150729065-5 they are gonna win this one for america!
>>150729131Go jerk off to a michael mooreon movie
>>150729139I rented Fahrenheit 9/11 on dvd.
>>150729077I'm so excited for next year when Miller is our actual closer
>>150729104Wtf, that's actually me! I didn't realize I was caught on stream.
Yanktropolitans alliance is in full effect today. Please respect it. Thank you for your reverence and understanding in this matter.
>>150728999Rags too
>>150729218>Questioning elections is a threat to democracy>BOOSH STOLE BOTH ELECTIONS REEEEEEEEEE
>!ALERT!<VOLPE IS A HUGE FLOP... HE NEEDS TO BE OFFLOADED IMMEDIATELY IN THE OFF SEASON... YES! SEND STRAIGHT TO THE DODGERS FOR A PROSPECT. LOTS OF UPSIDE; MANY DOWNSIDES WITH VOLPE! PERFORM ASAP.
>(((mets))) fans killed charlie kirkthis is nuts
based mets fans
>>150729277selected not elected
>>150729247no way!
>>150729247kek
>>150729307minor league games are so fun
>>150729247I'm coming to your house to forcibly penetrate you >:)
>#BlueJays have formally activated Alek Manoah off the 60-day IL and optioned him to AAA.>Orelvis Martinez, the one-time top-end prospect, has been DFA’d.
>>150729307hmm its all coming together...
>The Dodgers are predicted to SIGN Kyle Tucker and move on from Max Muncy in this offseason predictionI HIGHLY doubt that
>>150729336dude fell off hard once he quit the juice
>>150729355wouldn't doubt them ditching Muncy so they can get the epic Japanese 3rd baseman who wants to come to MLB. But there is no chance they sign Tucker, they are going to try and do another Conforto situation and hope it pays off THIS time, just like spending 80 million on a reliever paid off lol
>>150729355Max Muncy is FAT and injury prone
>>150729372>ditching Muncy so they can get the epic Japanese 3rd baseman who wants to come to MLBmost loyal dodgers fan
>>150729373Even if we only get 100 games out of Muncy it's still worth the $10M, stupid cheap for what he provides. He has some of the best plate discipline in the game.
>>150729379Murakami is Japanese tho so he will probably be better
>>150729355why don't they want geno?
>>150729073Dont worry they'll start losing tomorrow
>>150729377I'm not the one that's making that decision, but it seems like the option the Dodgers are going to likely take. Some potential Japanese power hitter who plays his position wants to come to MLB and you're already the favorite because you basically treat Japan as your farm system and think everyone wants to be in the epic Ohtani anime story. Imagine all the press and media attention you'll get by signing him, you might even get ANOTHER jpop star to throw first pitch at one of your games!!!! It at least makes more sense than Kim, who's position already had guys with plenty of team control and pretty much was only signed to try and lure more Korean players to your team when they want to make the move and try to take the Korean brands for yourselves before the Giants and Padres(before Ha-Seong Kim left) were able to monopolize on it.
>>150729242I'm also excited that Hololive Night 2026 will be Padres at Dodgers.
>>150729398>think everyone wants to be in the epic Ohtani anime storybut they kinda do tho
MLB should have started all the games early today, we're all gonna be watching Redskins @ Packers anyway
Trump is supposedly going into the Yankees locker room lol
>>150729399Shut up Fuwawa
>>150729418das gay
>>150729418This is gonna be the turning point for the Yankees where they go on a hot streak and reach the WS along with the Dodgers
>>150729405Shintaro Fujinami will return to MLB to join a rival team just so he can re-emerge and MINDFUCK Ohtani
>>150729439>slices your nutsack off
The President is managing the Yankees in addition to his other duties.https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1966271912587440530
>>150729452Based
>>150729452you can see Aaron Judge's horse smile from a mile away
>>150729398You said “you” like 10 times in this post that I stopped reading about halfway through. What about my reply led you to believe I was a dodgers fan?
>>150729452kek
>>150728558
no one cares doyerpaco
>>150729483>has a stroke(brain damage)>becomes a yankees fancan't say I'm surprised
>>150729460>>150729460>>150729462very based
>>150729483ok, i finally can get on board with hating the yankees
>>150729452No wonder things are going to shit for them
>chicanos have been seething about the yankees this entire time because it's based Trump's team
>webm of a speech with no soundsmartest trumpkee fan
>>150729501>Pennant races are good, and easy to win.anon... it's simply physics!
>>150729483kino
>VolpEpsteinIt all makes sense
>>150729307Minor league dawgs are the best
>>150729452>>150729483>>150729495SOUL
>>150729336that fat cunt fuck is still in baseball in this country?
Go Yankees! I want to see /mlb/ seethe after their hate watching.
>>150729452Eat that Trump curse bitch. We fell off after the white house visit.
>>150729439COPE AND SEETHEStanton is gonna homer every at bat this weekend at fengay
nothing would be funnier than the yankees going on a 10 game losing streak rn and missing the playoffs.
If the yankees fail it's because Trump is a crypto M's fan.
>>150729541Keep dreaming beta
>>150729541But then how are we suppose to make fun of the Yankees for their playoff failures if they're not in the playoffs?
>not knowing Trump is a /sp/artan
>>150729550>already a 2 game head start
>>150729554>27 rings>playoff failures
>>150729503Isreal's team! MIGA!
>>150729559>1993
Oh my fuck I thought the Jays game was 7pm EST today but it was this afternoon while I was fucking grocery shopping and buying liquor. I'm half drunk now and just realized I missed them hammering the Astros 6-0 FUCK MERIP Charlie Kirk, 2996 Never Forget
>>150729571>15 >KB
>>150729307>>150729520
>Michael Kay 9/11 tributeBros I have tears in my eyes
>>150729531I think they are worried he might kill himself if they cut him
>>150729574Typical fairweather choke gaysfag>>150729579Would 27 be better for you? Or 1993?
>>150729574You can watch Jays in 30 like 6 times in a row.
>>150729541kek spics are so fucking mad
Remember, never forget
>>150729571So wait. You only saw the Yankees win 1 World Series?
>>150729587What a fat fuck scumbag
kinda surprised the yankees aren't the national game tonight, why is it mest phillies in philly?manfred is so bad at this
>>150729595
>>150729587i need Recker's opinion on this before i make any judgements
>>150729602>oh no owie my face grow the fuck up faggot, this is a sport for men
>>150729599I've seen 5. Never saw the Choke Gays win and never will. Stay beta
Total zogbot death
Yeah I'm a leaf but I hung up my stars and stripes, go ahead and annex us
God forbid you be on time for a single fucking thing in your life, Donnie
>>150729602>>150729614Of course it's for men so why is fat stack of spicshit manoah a part of it?
>>150729621The time is whatever your president decides it is. If you're there before him that means you're early.
they're so fucking mad about trump kek
>liberal freaks come here from /pol/ to seethe about drumpfgo away, it's almost time for phillies baybawl
>>15072961627 titles and you've only seen 5 of them. Wow, you sure are a big fan.
>>150729606Because both beta teams are so bad it will be a tight game while the Yankees are gonna beat detoilet by over 9000
>>150729616Nah I'm a Tigers fan was just curious. Trying to weed out the week Yanks who never saw them win one. You're lucky this isn't Basketball or Hockey otherwise I'd have slaughtered you.
jej
>>150729632>baybawl
>>150729634>he's never seen any of his team's titles so he's coping and seething>1967 also
>>150729620>nice floors>cheep doors????
>>150729632they're the spic chicanos, mostly west coastoids, who infest this general
>>150729643But I've seen the Lakers win 6 times and my hockey team has 24. Wanna talk football next detoilet?
>>150729632stfu retard if you wanted to post about baseball then you could have just done that. fuck the yankees.
>>150729652I have seen 100% of my teams titles. You have seen 18.5% of yours.
>joe davis
>>150729650you heard me. there's no time for your whining, it's schwar51 time
>>150729668>He's only seen 2 titles>He only has 2 titlesJorge Posada has more rings than your beta franchise
>Vasquez and Sears are in this series to give Cease and Darvish extra rest and to have King start in the Mets seriesI can get behind this as long as we sweep the rockies
>yankees have 27>(((mets))) have 2lmao
>>150729655My landlord Mr Singh replaced the floor because my basement apartment flooded in the spring due to his Indian negligence when installing window wells. Long story
>>150729667my phillies are starting late because it's a gay national game. >>150729669I think he's better at football than baseball, ironically I thought Joe Buck was better at baseball than football.
Please refrain from bullying my Mets
>>150729664>Canada>Kek>LakeesOoooooo watch out the Bad Boys are coming to steal your shoes Oooooooo the Russians are to tough for you frail Canadians Oooooooo Ty Cobb is too mean and Hank Greenberg is too Jewish they're stealing our tenant.Ooooooooo it's me Detroit the Spirit of your Dead Dynasties.
Total New York lose for 9 11 please
>>150729681Poopoo bats remain cold and dormant against the Rocks in this 4 game series.
>>150729700>detoilet>sportspick one. Lakers own the modern era, 27 rings, can't spell elite without Eli, and Go Habs Go. Get rekt detoilet. Imagine thinking michael moore cares about you
>yankees / lakers fanabsolutely disgusting
>>150729716Stay beta and seething.
>>150729711Ooooooooo the scary Detroit Pistons are here to end a third Lakers dynasty.Ooooooooo the Habs haven't won a cup in 30 years.
>>150729721bandwagoner opinions are absolutely worthless kek
>>150729724Cope and seethe over your beta organization not having 24 cups and never will catch up. Lakers have more dynasties than detoilet has rings
>>150729686oh okay that make sense
>he literally just bandwagons the team's with the most ringslmao you aren't even from new york are you KEK
>>150729731I'm from Jersey City, Mom's French, Dad's from LA. Deal beta.
>>150729710shut up fuwawa
>>150729733It's just a game kid try not to take it so seriously. Don't hurt yourself okay.
>>150729734Just like the Gaslamp District outside Petco Park.
>>150729742>>150729731>doyerpacos saying thislmaoooo
>>150729742Giants and Lakers don't have the most rings...yet
>>150729710They wont
>>150729755I don't even blame you for being a Lakers fan because the Knicks fucking suck.
>>150729706you just know because they won 3 already the phillies will just sleep walk through this
someone fuck my ass NOW! 108-65 times!!
Pete’s such a mental midget man he’s the one guy I won’t mind when Pete cheats out on him
LETS GO FRANCISCO
>>150729770Spread that bussy.
let's go tigers
>>150729770
lets fuck go Mark!!
>>150729750Looks nothing like it retard
>we got bad luzardo well gg mest
>>150729784>Canada cheering for the TigersLET'S GO YANKEES! FUCK THE JAYS!t. Tigers fan.
NIMMMOOOOOOOOOOO, my mets are not dead yet!!
That ball was crushed like the hopes and dreams of Americans when they watched their twin towers crumble to the ground
Judgyyyyy
LETS FUCKING GO LADSN I M M OIMMO
>Padres have the same record today as they had this day in 1984(the year they faced the Tigers in the World Series)>the tigers are a favorite to make the world series this year as wellWE'RE RUNNING IT BACK
AN MVP BLASTGO HOME DETOILET
THEJUDGEFINDSYOUBROWN
i hate dinner and am still hungrygo cards
Nothing more kino than death by singles
>>150729766Did you see what they did to the celdicks?>>150729770JUDGE JUST DID IT TO YOU STAY BETA. IT'S OVER
>>150729826Beat by bunts. Nothing but bunts. Could you imagine the kino?
MARTE PARTAY!!!
A MARTEVIAN DOUBLE
>>150729799frig you, buddy
Why is this thread so shit?
Another soul crushing homer by the yanks in the 1st inning. Go home detoilet. Save yourself the embarrassment of getting perfect game'd by cam
shieeeeettt nice play tho lizardo
Ok that was a kino double play
well like LA always says, you'd rather be down 4 runs early haha
J U D G E D
>>150729851Every thread on /sp/ is handcrafted to be as shit as possible every time
Final score tonight>Mest: 9>Philthies: 11
>>150729860he's a big guy
>>150729851stankees namefag needs attention and polfags malding because of current events.
>>150729851Generals were a mistake
torkelson is such a stupid name
>>150729867DELET THIS
Bader has been fucking insane lately You could said he's become the master Bader
you can't just throw that pitch to bader rn sneederson m'boy
if i were a witch, i'd cast a spell on the yankees
HEY DICKHEADTHROW SOME STRIKES IN THE ZONE
>>150729869>>150729869>>150729869>>150729869
>>150729903I say this
I trust the gooseman
Bader a shit. Stearns absolutely fumbled that bag and Quintana too during the stove season.
>>150729931Stearns wants to compete with his own core I truly hate that nigga for punting due to his own vanity
>>150729936doggie doo 'em!
>>150729873How else will teams like the Athletics and Rockies get any discussion? Those threads would just fall off page 10 without a bunch of samefagging.
his name is fucking schlittler lol
Shitlicker hates America
stinks lool
Howie and the radio stream are my greatest ally on nights like this
>tigers>risp
footballs on brown bois
>>150729936Mococo is an absolute slut
>>150729945I think he knew the pitchers coming up were good, but he fucked up by choosing Manaea over Quintana. Fans loved it but he's paid to make the right decision, and he fucked up. Look at the season Bader is having and the clubhouse obviously loved him. I also think he called Tong up too soon, but I can be proven wrong on that.
enemy /mlb/ clubs seething, but friendly /mlb/ clubs rejoicing >>150729936good doggy :)
Was the whistle really necassary
BOOOOOOOOOO
Wuut, Trump is in Yankee Stadium ?
>>150730021Is that what they're editing into the Canadian telecast?
>>150730029Yeah
sneederson signature double play ball :]
SHALL not forget
>>150730030cope
That Detroit pitcher couldn't make it out of the second inning? Pathetic.
>>150730029that's right
>detoilet>bullpen
>>150730062Mark Carney isn't cool enough to attend a Blue Jays game while in office.
>>150730076he'd actually get cheered anyways, back to baseball
>>150730086So just like what happened with Trump earlier, okay.
>>150730094He's a retarded maritimer don't mind him
>>150730086>elbows up
JAZZ ON EMGO HOME DETOILET
The Yankees have retaken the lead! Maybe you should have left your starter in there Detroit.
>>150730041>>150730065Isn't that dangerous lately
Yankees fans on X and Reddit are SCREECHING over Trump at the game. I’ve never seen such a back broken group of people. Can’t even put aside their hatred on 9/11. I take great pleasure in watching their team lose every year while their fans are paying $3k to live in a shit hole.
>>150730106>satania>>>/g/
LOL detoiletred sux thought they were gonna pass us tonight in the standings. Moot point as they're getting swept by Stanton
>>150730129I will never install linux on my desktop.
>>150730125American stadiums have metal detectors and bag searches ever since Sandy Hook.
Aweevening awooing. :3 did I miss the bird Pierats game?
>>150730170>sandy hookYou mean since 2001?
>>150730193Only airport security got beefed up after 9/11. Sandy Hook installed the fear that guns could be carried into gun-free zones, so measures were taken to ensure gun-free zones were gun-free.
>>150730170I see
>>150730105
>>1507301932013, or whatever, I don't remember, it wasn't columbine.
>>150730217Nigga what are you 12? The entire 2001 playoffs was filled with of heightened security. Like covid, it was supposed to be temporary. And the TSA. Now security checkpoints for all events have been around for almost 25 years
>>150730231I mean for almost all August both NY teams struggled with risp
JUDGE IT UP
sneed
>they think cal raleigh is mvp>they thought the yankees season was over>it was yankees can't beat playoff teams
Goddamn I wish they didn't rest skoobie tonight on 9/11
>he still hasn't learned his lesson
>Aaron Judge suddenly becomes good again when Trump is in attendance
>>150730249What month is it now? The month the Choke Gays hand over the division. You better sweep your weekend series because the Yankees are sweeping theirs
>>150730281When it's a bullpen game actually
this shit is so rigged
Wow Yankees
>>150730283O.o; My birds did just swept Pierats almost swept dodgers also swept padres
Did this moron had a stroke?
>DETOILET>it was the tigers win by over 10 not realizing the yankees canceled it out tonight
My Yanquis:)
>Judge has hit a Home Run at every at bat since shaking Trumps hand
>>150730304Os may be the gaped queen bitch of 2025, but the yams no hitter is the funniest thing I have seen in a very very long time.
>>150730307He just lost a fren, one of the main reasons along with scott pressler who got him into white house
>>150729104>>150729110
>>150730307Kill yourself you miserable retard. https://x.com/TalkinYanks/status/1966273159235035308?t=RCUMvlG-LcslmfGIhty8HA&s=19
>>150730304>orioles>relevantcan't hear you from last place
>>150730318Considering my bullpen has been eeeeeeehhhhh or eye covering bad outside of dudes like Wolfram who shows promise I didn't think we would win any of those O.O
They shot William Cooper 2 months after 9/11
>>150730381what happened to William Cooper 1?
>>150730313>lose the series>brag about winning a bullpen game
>>150730367I'm fine down here owo we were 1st or 2nd for a few years taking time to relax regain a farm system
OP here, I've been on a work call, how's my nu coming along?
>>150730404>implying this isn't where the yankees permawin streak begins
>>150730444checked and mostly cancer, sorry.
Lets try not starting this now
>>150730332
Should have been a Casty homer
>>150730460damn really? previous was pretty bad.
>>150730381>>150730402>caring about that beta boomerwahhhhhhh people make money wahhhhhh bread and circuses durrrrrr
>>150730477What happened last bake? Was off computer most if day
>>150730495>>150730477I wouldn't post until the M's are playing.
If Hitler wins today on 9/11 while Trump is there, this can be the start of something magical. >>150728993I'm flattered.
>>150730480>tfw I don't even know who he is I was making a joke
>>150730528o.o?
>>150730530This is the only way I'd ever root for the yankees.
>>150730495a lot of pol garbage. I mean, more than usual.
>>150730553See>>150730557
>>150730453Ok bro lol
>>150730547Shin chans mom is hot imo
People were just mad that the Blue Jays won again.
Guys, football is on (for one hour twenty minutes until the Mariners)
>>150728558Another good thread by gay-hating baseball fans. Kill 'em all, baby.
>>150730667
john middleton is a man of the people
GO HOME DETOILETCAN'T GET HIM OUT SO YOU HIT HIM? BUNCH OF BETAS
me too, bros. bash 'em
Detroit seething so they plunk Judge
>>150730575You thought our season was over. Look at you now
>>150730667>>150730730pfma?
well well well mest
5 innings of winning is too much for the mest they're about to piss down their leg
>>150730784a 1 run lead going into the 6th was always the plan
>>150730828Instead of Da Burrs its LOLMets :@
JAZZ SWAGBRING ON THE SWEEPING OF THE RED SUX
thanks for nothing, detoilet
>>150730878That's West Windsor for ya.
>>150730769shut up, faggot. fall on a knife really hard
damn, you guys remember this level in tony hawk?
>>150730895what if I just fall on a knife kinda hard? or really soft? not sure which is worse thou desu.
Don't turn around a hooDer azzfucker's in town a ha hoo
no...
jesus luzardo? more like jesus luzardo
Der azzfucker was unhinged
>>150730751We won a series against a shit team. We're no better off. Don't think about the stinkees otherwise
shit fucking throw jeff, you had him by a mile.
>>150731099jeff cagar
holy shit mest, I gave up on this game
>it was 4-0
mets sharted!
>15.43 ERA
>>150730825And so the piss floweth
>>150731153pls no pipi
saw someone saying he "waiting for the pedo allegations to drop" against Juan Soto because "the shuffle is creepy." people really just get on the internet and say anything, huh?
>leaving garret in to face badergg
>>150731227>he isn't a based handsome athletic pedostep it up, son
Why are you letting him face Bader you fucking moron
MASTER BADER
>>150731253KEK KEKKUMS
master bader
>>150731200nothing thin about recker
BADER TOTS
This team doesn't deserve October
Mettiedoos fighting for dear life to prevent the sweep
https://youtu.be/ycfzeMv3K5M?si=G8Ob6OYn6OMCp3PeMeanwhile in Flushing
>>150731340
>>150731353whats going wrong with the mets?
>saving tyler rogers for when the game is already blown open
>>150731385pitching, same as all year.
should be an error on alfatso
big pete!!!!
AHAHAHAHA PETE YOU FUCKING RETARD
As metsy as it getsy
stearns bros
pete did it his way
>>150731253gotta be comfy to work at one of those parts places, then pop by Maggie’s and get a sub before chillin with a beer listening to a Mets game
end this fucking inning here you retards.
>>150731456not even gay but hes handsome
>>150731427Pay 750m.. Or pay for any kind of relevant pitchers heck though he struggled yugely early rogers has been doing well as starter also of course gausman blanking the astros
thats three runs scored if pete doesn't stop that ball. NOW SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS YOU RETARDS!!
Can the Mets just forfeit. They clearly don't want to be there. Let them pack up and go home. Why the hell they give the Phillies 4 games at home and only 3 at Citi. Damn. END IT!
>>150731467I agree with you completely.
>>150731467
Very depressing
>>150731497>>150731499>>150731456now post dat azz
>>150731440I still miss mullens hope he, laureano an other former byrbs have great careers
Why is this happening? The Mets are suppose to be the good guys. Why are they losing to a villainous team in there vile city?
bay with the baw dibang didang shiggy diggy digishot the boogeys and up jom the boyers
>>150731500You need Mariners Baseball for good feelings!
>>150731518whos? mine?
>>150731385People will say it's pitching, but our starting pitching has largely performed to their talent level. With the exception of Senga and Manaea. I knew the pitching would let us down this season, but people were going goo goo gaga over signing Soto (and only because he came from the Yankees) and muh Stearns pitching lab.At the end of the day you need a true #1. Or a 1.5 at the minimum.
brb bros I took my metamucil this morning (when I normally take it at night...)
damn luzardo
35 more minutes until Padres
>>150731583living life on the wild side
>>150731531Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bangOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bangDoh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, dohOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bangOoh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangOoh ee ooh ah ah ting ting walla walla bang bang
Starting to think Luzardo intentionally gave the Mets a 4 run lead in the 1st just to make them think they had a chance.
END THE GAME ALREADY
>Boone and Cashman have been making Volpe play with a torn shoulder since MayThe absolute state of Stankees
I SAID HEY HEY HEYWHATCHA GOT TO SAY
>>150731618Hes secretly a lizard I have proof! @_@; Lizard - Lzard!
the phillies actually can't hit this submariner
Metsfags, if you lose today. We win the regular season Subways Eries tie breaker. Don't let New York down.
Release... the blowpen
>>150731696he even looks like one tbqh
>>150731613>Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangbased and red-pilled
Respect to the Yankees sound guy for playing Radar Love
>>150731704Oriole girl with goth look and shota? :3
Jesus "Steve Carlton" Luzardo
>>150731738BOM BA BA BOM BA BOM BA BOM BOMBOM BA BA BOM BA BOM BA BOM BOMBLUE MOON, MOON, MOON, MOON, MOONDI, DI, DI, DI, DI, MOON, MOON, MOON, BLUE MOONDI, DI, DI, DI,DIBLUE MOON
>>150731774I'm only nice to Metsfags today. >>150731771That'd make a good home run song for someone.
usa>usausa>usausa>usausa>usa
edmundo!
look at that guy try to run lmao
>>150731876So true!
>>150731876https://youtu.be/IhnUgAaea4M?list=RDIhnUgAaea4M
L U Z A R D O UZARDO
>>150731975I'm about to call ICE on that bitch
Yankees comeback starting at the moment btw
>>150731331>nothing thin about reckerNo points about Recker either.
>>150731995nevermind
>luzardo deported>age of lazardo begins
>no dodger baseball today
I still believe in the Mets... IT'S NOT OVER YET!!!
>>150732083me on the right
Mets fans are you worried? Cincy have an easy run against the A's coming up.
>>150732158Haha, but white though, right?
Pásame la hookah. Que andamo' en jangueo, hoy cojo ruta. Que viva el teteo, el desacato. Vívete la vida y disfruta (todo el mundo en la discoteca).
I wish they kept Luzardo in
>>150732163no
>>150732163I lived through 2007/2008, it is what it is.
>>150732196Announcers reciting a pitchers height and weight rather than his stats does not inspire confidence
>>150732211>he doesnt know
mest
HE MISSED IT BY A YARD
>>150732186
>>150732226Never trust a poc closer
>>150732163Yes. We're shitting the bed heavily and most of our pitchers can't stop leaking runs
>>150732211Why doesn't Duran simply throw Luzardo at Alonso instead of the ball?
pete why would you swing at that? mest fans on perpetual suicide watch
>>150732285Many are asking this
>>150732285too heavy. luzardo got that thang in his draws
duran is fucking crazy, I genuinely didn't know who good he is gg mest idk what's up with your team MAGIC NUMBER TO 5
Phillies seem like a good shot to win it all
>>150732163it's was over when we lost 3/4 to the fish
that man looks like hes about to die
Frank the Tank has 40k viewers kekypowow
>thank you, Mr. President
my barfy doos :(
>>150732366i bet he's seen a lot of shit
>>150732368how many of them are jerking off to him?
this song is much better than the star spangled banner
>>150732331as a Phils fan I will continue to pray for them
luzardo is such a gentleman you can tell he was raised in a two parent household
>philles best offence in mlb>wouldnt even place third in NL cent for runs scored despite sharing a division with the natsDelusional.
>>150731965this one?>>150732403
>>150732398i am
>>150732368>frank says that pink pony club cursed the teamhe's right
Man fuck the Phillies. They ain't SHIT
lmao who asked frank about recker
>recker slanderTOTAL FRANKTHETANK DEATH
>no AdellGG Mariners, maybe we win one tomorrow.
did cubspie ask that question regarding recker?
>phillies in the regular season vs phillies in the post season
>>150732466grimace rolling in his ball pit rn smdh
>L10 3-7>6 game losing streak the equal longest losing streak currently in the whole MLBEVERYTHING IS FINE
>Trout leadoffSIT THE FUDGE DOWN
nu tho?
SWEEPY DOO ‘EM
>>150732581you do it
/nu/ tho>>150732600>>150732600>>150732600>>150732600>>150732600>>150732600
Little high to swing at, but I won't complain.>>150732581REduce REuse REcycle
>it was yankees cant beat playoff teams>it was red sux own us
>it was the yankees cant beat playoff teamsCant wait until he gets a ring for sparking them tonight
>tfw based stanton plays this weekend at his 2nd home
>detoilet
>>150732488>>150732494Link to Frank the Tank talking about Recker please.
>>150728576
>>150732466I legit despise chappell roancunt hack
>>150732270Like Mariano Rivera? Stay beta
Cleveland: At least we're not DetroitWE'RE NOT DETROIT
Prepare your anus for Judge and Stanton red sux
