I really really really really like football and guys editionPrevious thread: >>150730945
Big head mode: On
>Diaper helmetsIs this meme going to end?
nth for green gay
is tucker craft the 2nd best TE in the league?
I was told the Commies were good
Who here /druk/???WHAT A LIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEEEEEE
If I was a running back I'd wear one of the diaper helmets and spear anyone who tried to tackle me
we eating kraft dinner tonight
the helmet covers are kino
These commie faggots really need to learn how to tackle
This secondary is so ass bro
coach crimerate
Green gay? Jannies wtf man
Chiefs Packers el classico super bowl rematch Get your predictions in now!
Why is Tnf so fucking shit?STOP AUTOCORRECTING TO TMNT
Redskins looking like unwashed booty
>>150731760Who's first?
This game blows.
>>150731761You've been worked, mark
>Man to man coverage
This game sucks. TNF was a mistake.
welcome to assrape city, commanders
>>150731787brock powers probably
Go pack go
The Commies came into the wrong house
who here crankin their hog at half time?
Herbstreit just sneezed on air and Al didnt say God bless you. Very disrespectful
GO PACK GO
>>150731720it's not the same without the anime girl
You now remember Michael Sam
Jordan Love is COOKING
Holy shit this washington defense is dawgless. What happened?
>>150731788A…………………..DISGUSTING ACT
The aliens are coming for our air fryer technology
Reminder nothing can stop CTE
>>150731720Me too, Rodgers.
>>150731809Deadskins
That left foot never hit the ground, FUCK YOU REFS.
>jordyn manlover in his 3rd yearHe's in his 6th season retard.
>>150731807My brown wife
i thought jayden daniels was supposed to be good
Are the commies ever going to score?This is ridiculous
Oh my god smart tv software fucking SUCKSSomeone keep me updated
>>150731807I'll turn her white
>>150731806Sackmaster sam was the GOAT in the lockerroom
I DONT WANNA WORK
>>150731822not as a starter
>>150731783Packers are going to make a few teams look that way this year
has anyone checked in on this poster? how's he doing right now?
>>150731788that is a disgusting act was 20 years ago
>>150731822Just like you're on your 6th season of dilating?
i think the packers are winning
I think these teams STINK S T I N K !
I live with retarded people so I can't have an air fryer anymore. Last 2 ones I bought, my family kept using it with the thing pressed up against the wall and it burnt out
ALL ABOUT THAT BRACE
>>150731807Depends on the nip color
Are some of you guys actually married with kids and careers and shit? I thought you were all autistic chuds on the edge of society devoid of all social skills?
good morning frens, time to pump some morning iron and watch the game!
>>150731809their defence was never goodthe difference is now their offence isn't good eitherweek 1 was vs the gnats and even then they didn't look that good
5-1, 4-2 at worst for their next 6 games.
There's only one good thing about TNF
>tfw no woman will ever really, really like me
If a Venezuelan lady wearing sunglasses at night named Nicole ever pulls up in front of you when you're standing at the Excalibur Casino in Vegas, don't fall for it. She used to be a dude named Nick.
Nice game Washington you worthless fucking coastie trash faggots
>>150731798I love that alcoholic hack fraud
>>150731825They were by far the luckiest team, where they won 4-5 games last year by sheer dumb luck.They are regressing back to where they should be
>>150731856THERE HE IS
>>150731826
>>150731860too bad she got bogged
>>150731851Hell no
>>150731862somebody rangeban green bay
>faking injuries during an ad breakKWAB
>>150731856Good morning pekka
That guy is done for the year it looks like
>>150731826Would hit..with my GMT 800 absolutely disgusting
>>150731851So niqqaz just need to escape from that shit. But yeah I'm a loner watching in my dark room
>>150731851I'm pretty normal. I'm actually really good at socializing but generally keep to myself. Thanks for asking.
Someone died?
OH SHIT MURDERBALL
megan trainor in big 2025 hell na
da nba cummina prime oktober twenty fourf
>>150731862Plenty of women have fancied me. I just never cared enough to make a move. I'm sure if I got into shape again, I could be back into the same situation.
>>150731833Still in his 6th season...still making retarded throws.
>>150731768It's literally just Lattimore
Any /tv/ anons here? Is that Alien Earth show I keep getting ads for any good or is it shit?
>>150731860walled and bogged
>>150731851im a neet
I'm writing a novel that's half existential dystopia and half existential sci-fi horror, countless monologues and romantic tragedy scenes and a dash of ambiguous fantasy elements that take place over the course of thousands of years to speak on legacy, politics and the meaning of life that will age like fine wine in 1000 years. What are my chances of making it?
>>150731851I'm a married man of 42 years, with 4 beautiful children, and 3 grandchildren
>>150731874Married but no kids yet
>>150731851I have a suspicion like 80% of posters here are actually just normal functional people (men, no women obv) especially since 2020.
keep cryin
What's the NFL comparison?.
>>150731858Steelers are the only loss I can potentially see.And Rodgers will get his bussy busted in the first quarter, so probably not that one either.
>dying on a PATKWAB
Career ending injury.
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>150731887Not jayden, sad
>Bobby Wagner is only 35Wat
>That blatant ass hold that caused this
>>150731891you made me lol anongood stuff
Took out his knee or we getting another Hamlin situation?
The Pack is back.
I went to get one of my 9% IPAs is someone dead?
guess he wasn't so wise
>>150731895me on the right
replay ?
>>150731851I only got you guys.
So turns out commies were fraudulent schedule babies that required a weak defensive pass rush to actually execute plays last year.
wait wut happened I missed it >>150731895it's a big disappointment outside of the 1st two episodes.
>>150731871cottage cheese is delicous and gives EZ gains, don't see the problem
I didn't even see the injury
All of these old ass niggas on the Commanders lmao
>>150731840>seething this hard because someone said something mean on the internet about your favorite mutt qbkwapackturd. find a hobby, loser.
>>150731872All LA bitches do, some do it just to do it
He made an unwise move signing with the treacherous Commies
>>150731915>>150731912I fucking hate her so much
>>150731895It's OK. First 2 episodes are kind of shit though.
>>150731720Is that the actual quote? Lol
>>150731895It's jj Abrams magic box shit. Starts off cool premise quickly has fallen apart and makes no sense.
>>150731851I have a career but most of these women out here are trash. Fat, entitled, childish, and annoying. You can put up with one of those but fuck no to all of it. Passport bros might be right
>>150731887That anime was so bad but I still liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REU1JCELpro
>>150731895Dogshit writing but the worldbuilding is kinda cool
>>150731900simpsons did it
>>150731895>Sci-fi in 2025Whatta ya think?
>>150731763Right here king
Hell yeah let's go pack
14-0 is the most dangerous lead anyways ima go roll one out for Bobby and play Borderlands 4
>>150731851>Are some of you guys actually married with kids and careers and shit?This site is 95% NEETs and russian/chinese bots
Packers look fraudulent to me
>commercial>10 second replay>commercial
>>150731900Sounds retarded, sorry
>>150731901>3 grandchildren at 42How young did you have kids, lmaoIs this a troll post?
>>150731937Find a gun you obsessed freak
>Von Miller>Wagner>DeboHoly kek the commanders are the ultimate unc team
Imagine getting injured so you can barely walk and then the CTE kicks in so you can't think either
>>150731901If true, that's really cool man.
>>150731851i wishunfortunately i'm a retarded shut-in 32 year old with no hobbies living in my parents' basement
>>150731851I have a well paying job and a fiancé. I found this place when I was 13 and it definitely affected me, but I was already well developed socially too.
Never like to see anyone on the ground like that.
>>150731895Some random dude on FB said it was mad gay so I'm going by what he said.
>He was 35 and a father of 3….we’ll be right back>WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>150731917Dude was a beast on Madden when he played with the Seahawks
>>150731862Just be yourself and they will come
>>150731969hahahahahahahahahaha awww wittle packturd is gonna cry awwwwww
my lions would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>150731900Finish your first draft before worrying about it
HOLY SHIT BROS HASAN JUST GOT SHOT TURN ON CNN
>>150731967He said married 42 years retard
>>150731907Mahomes vs Allen
>>150731882>GMT800Based.>not wanting to take a bite of one of those asscheeksCringe.
Why do NFL teams need so many people?>>150731949On paper, it should have been great. But yeah, it failed in all regards
>>150731917Vita Vea is only 30 and that just doesn't click in my brain
>every single teammate touched him
>>150731958Is this real? Why did he post this?
i like september because you get to see commericals for all the shitty new tv shows that will get cancelled after 1 season
Fuck OFF bitchknees. Shut UP bitchknees.
>>150731932Didn't they win a playoff game?
Oh shit I now remember Von Miller.
>>150731986Siblings
>>150731963The defensive pass rush looks good, but commanders and nu lions arent a good test.Offense looks very mediocre though.
>>150731991lmao
doctor here, looks like an internal amputation
>>150731901Why are you on 4chan old man?
>every single team member touched himowo
I don't understand this new kickoff
>>150731870>>150731878hello frens!
Why do they always frame these injuries and the players being carted off as if they are some hero warrior being carried to the rear by his comrades?
Heres your TNF enjoy
>>150731907Is the dude on the right a influencer fuck boxing is so gay
GET HIM OFF THE FIELD YOU FUCKING BUMS
I was chopping my BroccoliWho died?
>>150731986>they will comewhen?
Imagine being personal trainer and you get to touch the bodies of sweaty ripped black men
hey guys maybe dont land on my fucking knee
Damn this is the worst 9/11 in washington ever
>>150732007He’s a Michelin rated chef
>>150731851I have a large friend circle of people who actually make an effort to stay in touch with me, and I haven't touched a woman in 12 years.
>>150731860Eh, we could have had Kay Adams.
>>150732033What's wrong with his balls?
>>150732026>racism outside of /b/uh oh...
>>150732010Beat the heavily injured loins and the equally fraudulent bucs, neither with any notable pass rush
>>150731851I am a psychiatrist with a wife and 2 kids
Yeah you better catch that McLaurin wtf
That's why we love Terry
>>150732025>dolphins vs bills next weeklol
>>150732037Too soon faggot
>>150732025Why the fuck is this chart supposed to be red in columns?
>>150732025I don't like that layout
>>150731895this game's over, i think i'll boot this up on Hulu
>another dedskin
>>150731851late 20s, married (wife is similarly weird), high paying career, going to business school next yearI'm decently smart and attractive but I've always had trouble fitting in and making friends which drove me here back in high school
Terrible throw from daniels
Are we living in the worst decade ever?
Should I get a sub or pizza?
ATOP GETTING FUCKING HURT
>>150731895Premise you are shownShip with aliens crashes on earth Synthetic humans with children's minds are part of a team to go get everyone out. They get back to the island with the aliensKids are in bodies that record them at all times. Kids get upset. One starts talking to evil guy plotting No one notices. And it gets worse at it goes Supposedly this lab island is under constant watch and random people are being killed and things are breaking out and synths are being killed But no one really notices any of it. It's that bad of writing
>>150732065pizza
>>150731851I have friends and social skills but I barely hang out with them anymore. I graduated college this spring and after I get some personal affairs in order I have to start job hunting. Not looking forward to it but I can't rely on my parents my whole life.As for women I seem to easily attract them but I've been typically pretty bad at moving them to the relationship stage. Maybe it will happen one day. Dating apps didn't work out for me. I don't even want to actually get married because so many marriages just end in divorce in the Godless West now.
>>150731934Nice asses aren't full of cottage cheese.
LAMBEAU REQUIRES MORE BLOOD
Holy fuck take a shot downfield ya wimps
>>150732025Wow that’s atrocious
>>150732040>he’s touched a womanOUT
>>150732063We're past halftime; so I think we can say yes.
Injurybowl
>>150732065depends on where you're getting them
>>150732065yes
>>150732063Movies, music, and games have been pretty shit so far
>>150732065Get a small pizza with pepperoni
>>150731860She looks like she always smells bad
Thursday games are dogshit because everyone keeps getting hurt. Enough with this bullshit.
>best EDGE dead>lineman deadGod it's so over
Too many shook fatties in this game
Jordan Love looks like he wants to put spinning rims on my car.
>>150732025>Black Friday Football>Christmas Night Gamecringe
>>15073185132, divorced, no kids but girlfriend and career. I make good money now, found this in high school and fucked around here ever since
>>150732020Once you're here, you're here forever.
>black QBs flood the league>gameplay goes in the complete toilet
>>150732055this anime was pretty good and shes really hot
>>150731851Heh me? I'm a judge.
Jayden Daniels Put One Point On The Scoreboard Challenge:IMPOSSIBLE
I'm 42 years old married good career $130,000 in stocks/bonds and live in a nice house in the suburbs
>>150732027No he's probably the best p4p boxer
That's 4 ded players already before halftime
>>150732040literally me
>mcdaniels in charge of throwingoh no no no!
>>150731964Come back from ads>in game ads to remind you of the ads you just suffered Four plays>more ads
>>150732025>heff bezos paid $1 billion dollars for thislol, lmao
>>150732065both u fatty
Daniels has been taped. You hate to see it
>>150732025awful match ups
>>150732025wtf both amazon and netflix have Christmas games this year?
why am i watching this game
>danielsnice dirtball, with no pressure
>>150731851I'm an accountant but am an autistic chud who can't keep a girlfriend outside of work. Surprisingly haven't had any kids.
>Ahhh thursday night injury kino*sips*
>>150732077Holy fuck what a waste. 2030 always seemed so futuristic but it’s almost here now 0.o>>150732081Ps5- 5 years of no gamez
Damn. Daniels just Stroud 2.0
>>150732063The 2030s will have you nostalgic over the 2020s
>>150731895wendy a cute
>>150732025>my dolphies going to get btfod and I don't even have the option to watch because of (((amazon)))why am I alive
>>150731907>much different weight classesEagles vs. Ohio State
>>150731895it's completely average, filled with stupid people who do stupid things for the sake of the plot. only a few likeable characters and most anons have sexualized both children in adult bodies AND an eye that has tentacles. yes, really. anon sexualized a tentacle creature. if you like xenomorphs, you barely get them since there's been two in 6 episodes and the alien can either be a lightning fast killer (that kills EVERYTHING off-screen) or it's a slow dummie that doesn't kill people with plot armor
>>150731900Lol I had some loose ideas for a sci-fi novel that I would write if I had umlimited time and passive income, but also I'm probably too lazy to actually execute it and not skilled enough to flesh it out. If you're serious about it then good luck.
>>150731851I have given up on having any meaningful role in society and I'm slowly burning through my savings while waiting until something horrible happens either to me or civilization in general. But I'm still wondering if it's me or the wagies with kids who have the worse deal.
>>150732112Its hilarious, after hearing delusional commander faggots all offseason
This is the first of the Week 2 games that has undefeated teams facing off. The other is the Jaguars vs. Bengals at 1:00 on Sunday.
>>150732025first three in the middle row are likely blowouts, others mostly look like solid matchups
>>150732119But that’s not fair:(
>>150731851Contrary to what reddit believes, I think majority on 4chan is married with kids and has jobs. Which makes more sense, since posting here low effort and low investment since we're busy people.
>>150731851I’m a loser but I have a job. It couldn’t have went any other way.
>>150732116M-maybe we'll get a 4th quarter win.
>>150732128somebody always has it worse
stare into the fraudulent team long enough and the fraudulent team stares into you
>>150732123But both are regarded goats
GO BILL GO!!!!
>>150732102His performance against Errol Spence is probably the best I’ve ever seen in the ringIt will be a huge statement if Canelo can beat him
>>150732102Boxing is gay and dead
TOUCHDOWN
>>150731994Woops, I misread itNo need to be so rude
>>150732063only if you are poor. If you have money this is peak humanity
Packers defense is really fucking good. I knew that Jeff Hafley was a great hire immediately.
>>150732098P-please stay away from little Mexican children anon
>>150732151It’s okay anon we all make mistakes
>>150732048Enjoy your eternal torture pharma fag. I'm sure you're so retarded you have already started shoving SSRI's and adderall down your kids throats.
Wretched deep ballYo this dude Daniels is legitimately mid right now
Are the Packers d this legit or the commanders offense just found out?
its commandover
>>150732025>Ravens Dolphins That’s a sadistic rape fantasy matchup
>>150732141Crawford is a 147 lber who's had one fight at 154 and is now at 168 for the Canelo payday. If it's close I will own up to it but it shouldn't be
>>150732157I have money and it's pretty fuckin gay.
>>150732138We wont
>>150732165
>nigga named GayReally?
>>150732165This bald cracker resigned
>>150732119Only because the enshittification of everything will never stop.
Well that's all I can take of this game.
>>1507318514chan as a whole will always be mainly weirdos but sp is normies galore in comparison.
>>150731763
>Redskin's chances of victory have been...skinned
Jayden Daniels being a weeb and having a Japanese flag on his helmet is so fucking funny
>>150732167Both. Packers are probably going to the super bowl, but Commies are underperforming expectations regardless
>gay
>>150732169Bills Dolphins next week?
what kind of brown was that creature in the Uber commercial?
>>150732167Need a few more games to tell for sure
Why aren’t they #TakeCommand -ing?
what the dog doin?
>andy bussy>roger goydell
>>150731947is it really jj? how does that man keep gitting free reign to destroy every major sci fi franchise?
>>150731851I’ve been married for 17 yrs. No kids. The wife and I make just over $300k annually so we travel a lot. It’s a good life.
Holy shit! A Cheebsgoal.
>>150732165He was right about Deshaun and they censured him for it. The school never apologized and he's been wronged to this very day.
>Gay
>>150732167Commanders were barely winning games last year, with huge amounts of luck
>>150732167They're BTFOing the NFC 1 seed and NFC runner up from last year in back-to-back weeks. They might just be good.
>>150732192Divisional matchup and the Bills aren’t that good
>>150732183If /sp/ is the most normie board what are the least normie boards?
When are we getting the BEE KAY HAVE IT YOUR WAY commercial?
>>150732210>last year
why does this game have absolutely zero aura after all the kino of week 1?
>>150732213>what are the least normie boards?/trash/ is up there
I'm going to make some wings over halftime, but the chicken packaging always stinks so much. I even put it in a disposable tupperware container one time to contain the smell, but it still came through.
This Lombardi guy sounds pretty influential. They should name something after him.
>ready set foooord
>>150732162H-heh, t-thanks :)
>>150732177Redskin’s Doug Williams dabbin on these lazy dark skinned niggas
My god the redskins defense is so bad
>Daniels deep down field>IncompleteJesus the narrator is doing everything in his power to make me sleep, he says everything in the most monotone tone he knows.
>>150732202They’re not called that anymore, racist
>>150732213/v/ and /a/
>>150732215Why is everyone ugly in this?
>>150732213The most normie board is /diy/
>>150732094but how you'd already be old if you were here since day 1
>>150732213/r9k is literally the least normie board
>>150732213/jp/
nigga named curly
What are you guys fapping to for Halftime Faptime?
Washington back to irrelevancy
>>150732197He seeks payment in the form of wisdom at the local gas station
>>150732213/trash/, and that's not a good thing
Was Vince Lombari part black?
>>150732231Fins watch pigskin?
>>150732177this is lazy statistical analysis tbqh
>>150732238I have a wife
>>150732215>tfw no giant ayy gf
reffies trying to make this one interesting
/n/ is pretty based
>>1507322310/10 b8
>>150732201>Marrying without having kidsTalk about pointless.
>>150732229Would you rather he told you what the teams weren't doing?
What are we eating at halftime lads? Got some 'za on the way
Time to keep it close, boys.
FACKIN COME ON COMMANDERS SHOW SOME LIFE
>>150732243Worse, italian
>>150732248Gross
>>150732248And she’s fine with you masturbating to her?
>>150732243i think it's called being italian
>>150732253What do people do on the board?
>>150732246I'm honestly shocked Euros don't like football. It's full of pedantic procedural autism.
>>150732243>Lombardi
>>150732247lazy bait
>>150732213/pw/ is like mostly lifeless losers
>>150732167Commies don't have any guards, so they're utterly unable to get any run game going and get beaten on the interior and stunts
>DUDE MEMECHUCKS LMAOboth these teams suck
>>150732257Cock
these qbs fucking suck
>>150732257leftover Jersey Mikes
A FUTURE HOFer- TIER INCOMPLETION!
My Chiefs would matriculate the ball on both these shit teams!
>Wears the cuck capCringe and retarded
>up by 11, throw the interception pass
>>150732272Make posts about trains that stay up for weeks on end
>>150732213/sp/ is up there, /tg/ is also normie core
>>150732257I’m going to be desu senpai
The Commies have collapsed for a second time
>>150732256He can try to say it with more energy, sounds like he's bored to death.
I like the white more than the piss tank helmets
>>150732273Tbf if you're not american it looks kinda gay with all the physical touch and men on tight pants. It doesn't look appealing from an outsider
what the hell is love doing
>>150732257I hope instead of any political bullshit the next psychopath kills a whole shitload of people who call pizza 'za.
>>150732210>Loins without their play callers and losing 2 elite oline players for 2 trash players>Commies without a run game
>>150732300That's Al Michaels man, it's his style.
I was a 170 pound linebacker in hs and my team didn't win a single game. You?
>nba coming to primegreat, another place I can not watch basketball on
>>150732192honestly bills don't seem to run things up as much as the ravens. i think they are a bit deceptive where they just run clock as soon as they are up 8+. their second halfs and ball control in general is really old school levels of deflating more than plainly dominant.
>>150732304I’m going to touch you
>>150732302Agree
This game is going to be close at the end. You know why? Because it's on prime time.
Why does Jayden wear Glorious Nippon on his helmet?
>>150732305>fuck it somebody down there
This game fucking sucks
>>150732292BASED
>>150732304>Euros>Shying away from gay stuff
>>150732311I was the only white kid that started
>>150732255Marriage to the right person is the single best thing you can do in life. It’s a literal cheat code.
How is it 9:33 and there has been 28 minutes of play time?
should've gotten culvers
>>150732257Toppings? For me, it's black olives and pepperoni
>>150732311I played defense in my high school hockey league and got suspended for fighting
>>150732311I was a mid soccer player and a mid field goal kicker No I’m not gay
>>150732147Don't care zoomer. They've been saying that for years. I still enjoy it. Nothing like it.
>>150732321His great grandma was Japanese
>>150732246>best and most decorated european country in american footballnot the most popular sport but it has it's crew. i'm going to watch european championships semifinal in october if the game is played here in Finland.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Championship_of_American_football
>>150732305Love sucks ass. A system baby utterly carried by Lafleur's scheme, he'll never actually raise the ceiling of a team because when he's asked to make a tough throw he can't
>>150732311I was in marching band. We won states and nationals pretty much every year despite me sucking and not knowing any it the music
>black player with Czech Republic flagIsn't this getting a little out of hand?
>>150732311I was the pert little Stacy that fucked you in your car after the game ;)
>>150732300everyone watching this is bored to death
>>150732311I didn't start watching football until I was 3 years into college
>>150732311I was the biggest WR prospect in my state, with over a dozen offers from high-profile universities, then lost it all in the blink of an eye when I tore both my ACLs on a single play.
>>150732257Cheetos macaroni and cheese.
>>150732323The Packers have played pretty good ball so far, it's not their fault the Cumhandlers are sucking
>>150732311I was a 235lb linebacker in college and my team didn't win a single game also the coach refused to start freshmen for some reason
>>150732300Teams gotta do something interesting first.
>Jordan Love >Jayden DanielsWhat's with black QBs having girl porno named?
>Ref = NFL>Dildo = this game
>>150732311I was the only guy in cheerleading
>>150732321He's excited for Demon Slayer
>>150732311i had parents that cared about me so i didnt play football
>>150732311I played intramural flag football. The only game my team won was when I didn't play.
>>150732257my chili will not be done and cool until the 3rd so I’m hungry until then
>hammered watching two teams i don't care abouti love football season
Time for a turnover
>>150732328Don't worry about it
>>150732346Sorry for your loss but also kwab
>>150732338Crazy cope
why would you agree to such a gay commericial
>>150732311my dad didn't let me play football because he told me it was for homos
Adidas, for men who really like women
>>150732352
>>150732311I was a center. We went 8-0-1. This was 2006, Im 35 now but still fat.
>Value meals of $8 and $5
>>150732311brother played football for our national team (yes, it's a thing, i played hockey. i still have an eliteprospects page
I wear adidas shoes
>>150732365I'm hammered cause I hate my job but the market is fucked so gotta go to alcoholism
>>150732329
Fuck the skins
>Charissa's yummy legs and feets
>>150732373Natural selection dude was like 7 feet tall if was a short king Chad like me that bullet would have just graves top of his head
>>150732373Do the tranny retards really think anyone gave a shit about this dweeb
If you think this Green Bay team is going to the owl I have some bad news for you.
God damn Packers, god damn Cowboys.
>>150732311my HS football team was bad. Our first QB was 21 yr old retard who was held back but 6’6 and the next was a running qb whose dad was a proud racist
>>150732195Trust the plan
>>150732371Whenever a play doesn't work and no one is wide open he just chucks a flacco special jump ball hoping for DPI or a miracle catchOnce you start looking for it you don't stop noticing it multiple times a game
>>150732394Culvers-chan, the FBI is looking for you
>>150732346Brutal.
>>150732363lol
>>150732311I wrestled varsity three years, 138 then 152 lbs
I have a brief writing assignment that will take me max 20 minutes of my time due at 11:59 tonight.I haven’t even started it yet
ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX!
>>150732025based colts avoiding it. looks like browns are also mia which seems like an over correction from having so many prime time games in recent years
>>150732389Remember when you could get 2 mcdoubles, a mckicken, a small soda, and 3 cookies for 6 dollars?
My lions would have already gotten 30 points by now.
>>150732412Laws against being a pig?
>>150732420Write two sentences then take a break, do this all the way to 11pm
>>150732422Same today at work I popped a boner just talking to a girl
>>150732426WTF IS THIS REAL?!
>12 false starts last seasonlmaooooo
>>150732349HECTOR
>>150732420starting is the hard part, after that it's smooth cruising
>>I have a kino flag football story. One of our players didn’t show up for a game and literally some random kid in the crowd stepped up to play. He singlehandedly destroyed the other team and became our best player. We would run practices where the whole goal was to be the one to take his flag during a kickoff return, and he just kept scoring over and over.
>Kangs looking the best in the NFCN
That was a nice synchronized backwards somersault
>>150732422Now I have that song in my head.
>>150732410We as a species need to implement an Italian Male Indian Female breeding program to create more of her
>>150732429Yeah, 30 points against them
>>150732417My freshman year we had a midget that won state championship at the lowest weight which I think was 101. He could 3 rep like 405 on bench.
>>150732330I got two. Mega meatlovers with peri peri sauce and pic related called "The Lot". It has pepperoni and black olives but also a bunch of other stuff
>>150732426Kek
Maybe we've been gassing Jayden up too much
shieeeet
>>150732427my go to was 3 mcdoubles, small fries and a large drink for 5.41 total
This is one semen slurper of a game
>>150732426Reminds me of that one Chemical brothers music videohttps://youtu.be/cHtoBqmRYfA?feature=shared
>>150732401Have you seen the right? They are mourning but it's obviously performative
time to jerk it
>gay kickers
>>150732257Having Indian tonight
>Gay kickers
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU COMMIES
>>150732311i was a 140lb wideouy and once the defense forgot about me and i scored on a 60 td. my life has been downhill since then. my nickname was "special weapon" because i would draw a lot of penalties and am kind of retarded.
retarded ass coaching decisions
>nfl kickers
>>150732213go to each board's archive and then look up meetups. you will see. also if you ever do go to a meetup, never eat the brownies.
NinjaGODS, we eatin
>>150732449mirin
Wow, so the Eagles really are the best team in the NFC still.
jesus, every fucking play is unsuccessful
>>150732457Second.
Just demolished the fuck out of a Texas Double Whopper
Is this retarded jigglyboo capable of anything but deep misses on 3rd and manageable?
>>150732449I hate pizza with too much shit on it. 3 toppings max
>>150732439I hated that I had this habit in college. I would wait till the last day to write an essay but would finish it smoothly and always wonder why I didn't just do it right away
>>150732449>capsicumTf is that
dragon incoming
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>150732451sophomore slump
>>150732452Buck status?
What qualities must a game possess for it to qualify as a “semen slurper”?
Is Ninja still relevant?
Who's the Packers DC?
>>150732449Looks dry as fuck. Saucelets get the rope.
>>150732475Based Texas Double Whopper chad.
>>150732451He deserved the hype after his first season, he was definitely elite. But the test of a great QB is to be consistent after the rest of the league adjusts to you. It’s not a leap many can make, that’s why the top elite QBs in the league stay there for over a decade. It was always unlikely that Jayden would be truly great rather than a one hit wonder
Is Washington out of timeouts? I can’t tell by the graphic
>>150732442Lol. Not even close
HALFTIMEFAPTIME
>>150732479Procrastination is your brain trying to protect yourself from a stressful event
>>150732480imagine this thing without makeup
>>150732311I was a kicker, I double doinked it freshman year during a homecoming game so Doink was my nickname from then on
>>150732217thursday games is too quick a turnaround for this shit. nflpa are bitches though so they'll continue to take it up the ass from the owners
>>150732480Pseud way of saying peppers.
that had to be the most retarded time management ive ever seen
>>150732486Boringness. Lack of interesting plays
>>150732497They never used one
>>150732489Only among /sp/ autists who never let a meme die
Glad the commanders are irrelevant again :)
>he's awareness >for calling the most obvious timeoutkirk is a faggot
>>150732479i had that too but i programmed my mind to ignore that shit, helped me graduate in time so i got half of my student loan forgiven. still got 3k to go
DOINK
D O I N K
>>150732497its between the scor and the middle, dogshit scorebug
>kickers
How do nfl kickers.... just miss?
S H T O I N K HTOINK
>>150732420It'll be fine. I have a short paper due tomorrow morning and I haven't finished yet.
THESE KICKERS SUCK
>doink
>NFL Kickers
D O I N KO INK
>>150732497They have 3 cigarettes left
Nfl kickers
This dogshit will get prime time while a decent matchup with crazy moments is gonna be Sunday at 1pm
Headed to BK at the half, you bros want anything?
BONK
Kickers suck dick
>>150732371Why do people defend their teams shitty QBs? I sure as fuck wouldn't, but my team has the best QB.
Ninja-bros we're so back
>>150732520They’re so gay
>>150732480it's what yuros call bell peppers.
DOINK!>DOINK!DOINK!>DOINK!DOINK!>DOINK!DOINK!>DOINK!
>>150732475Mmm...need some comfort goyfeed too. Jews know what we like.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOINK
>>150732502Are you also a prophet?
>>150732552New thread
>money McDoinkus
>field goal kickers at any level
>white kickers
Yep, it's Thursday night football
DOOOOOIIIIINK
>>150732486>poor offensive performance>shit play calling>a glut of penalties
>>150732475Texas Double Whoppers just aren't the same anymore. I used to have one every week in the summer of 2004. I still have dreams about that fucking sandwich.
>McAnus
>professional kickers
>>150732448Wow yeah that's optimized, can probably pack on so much muscle for that weight class at that height Our guy who wrestled 132 on our team placed I think top 5 in state and he was super jacked and like 5'3 or something
>>150732311state champs my dude.
My hs kicker was nicknamed kicker and he looked like Quasimodo
>>150732485>Buck status?broken.
>>150732456Zion Don doesn’t let a good crisis go to waste. Pretty soon he’ll get a red flag fun law in place for anyone who’s on SSRIs or transitioned.
Which of these teams will face the Colts in the Owl? It's looking like the Packers 2 B H.
>>150732563DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIINK
>green gay can barely score on one of the worst defenses in the nfl>golden sucks ass Yea, anyone thinking green gay is going to the owl is in for disappointment. They're barely improved over last year
>>150731851I'm 44, on my 2nd marriage, own my own home, 2 kids in college.
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the late night shitposting in the offseason was the best sporting event of all time. LOLAnyways I just downed>6 bud lights>boneless wings>pizza sticks>sliders>and a chocolate molten lava cakeThis Raiders fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving boutta go piihb.PS. see you in the owl Wions
YOU SMELL LIKE HOTDOG WATER
>>150732542>using foomble cat for a doinkFuck outta here
RIDE THE FLOAT
COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT
>>150732504You think he's gonna jump out, but really he wants you to come in
>>150732498>better QB>better head coach>better DC>better oline >better front 7>better corners>better RB room>better receiver roomGreen Bay has linebackers and safeties, that's it
>>150731851I am a normie with the degree and a steady job, i own a place but no wife or kids, which saddens me
>>150732235I cant believe this wasn't everyone's first thought. r9k specifically exists so anons can commiserate about how not normal they are
YOU CANT HANDLE THE RIZZ
https://youtu.be/Vy_Fu8H4RCo?feature=sharedMock my ravens all you want but they always make the game fun to watch
What is this adsloppa? Jewdell strikes again.
>>150732542No Fumble cat is only for fumbles you fucking faggot
>>150732582Golden is playing amazing. Love keeps throwing garbage balls
>>150732596I'm sure Ricky Williams grew great weed.
>>150732584Post mrs' feet and gtfo
COME ON RIDE THE FLOATHEY RIDE IT
>>150732584>Raiders fanSo you'd gonna get to get cucked
Yes... It is as I foreseen... Manlove will throw two interceptions in the second half...
This game is the perfect way to kick of tnf
ITS TIME TO BROCK AND ROLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
RECYCLE>>150729635>>150729635>>150729635
>>150732618Retard
>>150732597Josh Jacobs is reliable enough for a balanced offense
Do these guys argue over who gets to wear the jacket and hoodie look?
Halftime faptime: animals edition
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>>150732597Literally the only true statement you made was better WR room.
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>>150732584We've done it. We've reached a thousand of these
>>150732626You cunt
>>150732617Why couldn't the NFL just let him have his lung slaughtering necromancer kush and be happy?
It's half time
>>150732649That's a lotta cake
>>150732584I hate how happy this pasta makes me after the offseason in the first game thread of the season
>>150732649dedicated autism
>>150732449Too many toppings
>>150732627I dont see a foot pic
>>150731963We might be. I’m happy we’ve started the season strong, but I’m worried once we play an elite team. I don’t think Love has what it takes to win the big game.
>>150732311I played flag football in elementary school and was the second worst player on my team.
>>150732485Broken
