Any sports betting advice? It's become legal here recently and I want to make some money.
>>150737934>Bet 1 dollarIf you win, you just won 1 dollar. Continue with the same approach. If you lose, bet 2 dollars to win back the lost dollar.If you win, you can now proceed with the 1 dollar bet again.If you lose, bet 4 dollars to win back the 2 lost dollars.Etc.Yes, I beat the system
>>150737998this but add three zeros
>>150737998It's called martingale and it was mathematically debunked about 100 years ago.
>>150738085>YOU WILL LOSE LE 17 TIMES IN A ROWyou're a quivering cuck
>>150737934come to macao
>>150737934>Any sports betting advice?Don't do it. Betting companies wouldn't over you their services if they didn't expect you to lose money.
>>150738317*offer
>>150738317And they kick off anyone who actually wins consistently
>>150737934don't
>>150738220You won't get to 17 in a row because 2 the power of 17 is 131072, which you do not have, nor would you have the balls to gamble, nor would they let you gamble that much. Martingale works in theory if you have an infinte bankroll and stake limits don't exist, and if you're getting actual true odds and not getting massive margin applied odds which you certainly will. But you sound like you've never placed a bet in your life and read about some system which would see everyone quit their jobs if it actually worked.
>>150737934Just follow the promotions and continuously bet the good promos. A lot of the stuff is +EV
>>150738404No, I can afford to get to 16 losses in a row, not 17. I will take my chances and enjoy the infinite money glitch.I quite frankly don't think there's ever been a recorded case of 17, say, black/red in a row in a casino. It's is virtually impossible.
>>150738404you can get to 17 starting with .10 stakes but it takes more time than its worth and you feel insane betting thousands to chase a dime. better with blackjack but still time consuming and risky. i always stop by 13. it doesnt work at all for sports because the odds vary. easy to lose 10 in a row betting dogs and cant afford to recover after 3 or 4 losses at -200
>>150738533the world record is 32. ive seen 18. blackjack and craps are better for that strat
>>150737934Bet on stuff you wold watch either way. DOnt bet on cycling. Bet small. If you want to make money the only way is betting once an realy big. Anything else is -EV
>>150738573>the world record is 32. ive seen 18This is deeply upsetting to me
>>150738367>>150738317i dont understand why regulators allow that. no one would tolerate people being banned from trading stock because they were consistently profitable. if a book loses money in a market its their fault for setting the price wrong. if they make money they have nothing to complain about.
>>150737934Don't it ruined my life
>>150738669betting companies are parasites, they probably bribe "regulators" with the money they give sports teams for advertisements.
>>150737934Marseille and Benfica combo tonight @1.90
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>>150737934The perception that sports betting is always a losing endeavor for the individual is common, as traditional betting on major markets often results in losses over time. However, there are alternative approaches that can be more successful, though they require significant effort and a specific strategy.Some individuals achieve profitability by developing sophisticated statistical models and focusing on niche markets or less-followed sports. This approach relies on finding inefficiencies that are not as closely monitored by major sportsbooks. The challenge is that these opportunities are often fleeting, as markets become more efficient over time.For most people, a more sustainable and low-risk approach is to treat betting as a form of entertainment rather than an investment. This can involve placing small, occasional wagers on major events, such as a Champions League final, for which they have a strong personal interest and have followed the teams closely. This method is not about long-term profit but rather about enhancing the enjoyment of watching a game.
join the /bet/ thread and post your terrible picks before you bet so we can tell you youre retarded instead of posting them after youve done them so we can laugh at your losses
>>150739255>For most people, a more sustainable and low-risk approach is to treat betting as a form of entertainment rather than an investment.>enhancing the enjoyment of watching a game.Losing my hard-earned money to gambling company-parasites is really entertaining!
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>>150737998oldest system in the book. you will run out of money before you win that last bet. they know this.also, sports books can refuse your bet for any reason. they can simply ban you for any reason at all and there is nothing you can do about it. so if you win enough or too much, your bets will be severely limited or simply not allowed.it happens all the time. the only exception is poker and other card games.
>>150739282Perhaps it is time to set aside my intellectual pursuits and engage more fully with life's simple pleasures. I feel a pull toward a more grounded, uninhibited existence—one that prioritizes social connection, leisure, and finding a partner with a similar, down-to-earth perspective. I am considering a change in my lifestyle to embrace these aspects of life while I still can.
https://www.espn.com/sports-betting/story/_/id/41231266/espn-sports-betting-news-sportsbooks-defend-practice-limiting-sharp-customersRepresentatives for major U.S. sportsbooks participated in a virtual roundtable discussion with the Massachusetts Gaming Commission on Wednesday and defended the controversial bookmaking practice of restricting how much sharp bettors are allowed to wager.It's a topic that bookmakers have mostly avoided as the U.S. market has taken shape over the past six years. In fact, this May, sportsbooks went so far as to abruptly pull out of a meeting called by the Massachusetts Gaming Commission (MGC) to discuss the limiting of bettors and whether impacted consumers are being treated unfairly.A spokesperson for the MGC told ESPN in August that when the commission first began to look into the issue, it received approximately 60 emails on the topic. Prompted by complaints from its residents, the MGC demanded licensees participate in the discussion and provide more transparency. On Wednesday, Bally's, BetMGM, Caesars, DraftKings, Fanatics, FanDuel and Penn Entertainment (operator of ESPN BET) were among the sportsbook operators represented."BetMGM limits approximately 1% of Massachusetts patrons presently," Sarah Brennan, senior director of compliance for BetMGM, told the commission. "It is our ability to limit that small minority of advantage players that allows us to continue to offer competitive lines, competitive odds in a wide variety of markets for 99% of non-advantage players that play with us."
>>150739270I believe in the principle of 'skin in the game.' Having a personal stake in an outcome, even a small one, can significantly increase engagement and attention to detail. This is a practice I reserve for specific opportunities, rather than as a regular habit.
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Wait for Sunday when that pomeranian picks the Sunday Night Football game.
>>150737934Always remember the golden rule of probability, never give up because luck always balances out. If you lose, your next bet is more likely to win so no matter how much money you 'lose', keep going. Your odds of winning if you walk away are 0% but so even if it means borrowing the money, keep betting and you will eventually make your money back and then some. Remember, there are only two outcomes to a bet, win or lose, which gives you a 50% chance to make big money.The bookies only profit when beginners stop chasing their losses, don't be a sucker.
>>150739312>limiting sharp players helps us take advantage of everyone else.short sighted fools dont realize sharps are the only people who dont want states to double taxes on sportsbooks and casinos
>>150739620This, but unironically
>>150737934never ever bet on u-something gamesdon't bet on results, bet on stats, like shots attempted or yellow cards/corners, do combo bets to multiply odds. also never ever assume you'll get rich, just have fun.
>>150737934>sports betting advice?always bet on the winning team
>>150743366>don't bet on results. bet on yellow cards/cornersLmao
>>150743366this except the opposite of everything but the last sentence and you might not only have fun but also get rich
>>150743484>>150743527how could you tell I lost everything I ever waged?