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>>150741539there's nothing sportive about this, it's just barbarity.
>>150741563buddha lost
>buddha lost
>Kill myself to feed a tiger I hate thay cunt
sounds like someone is attached to their ego
embrace franchise friendly extension
true
>>150741643Pretty good joke actuallyIngolstadt aren’t half bad anymore thoughBetter than Swiss hockey lololol
>>150741671Yes? Pinto was guilty of gambling. It's not illegal (yet) to be a gay degenerate.
>>150741671yeah and doing steroids netted a man a 20 game suspension, the NHL is not to be taken seriously. also there was no rape.
>>150741671>letting rapists inyikes
>>150741705looks like a great place to watch a gametoo bad it's full of people signing the whole fuckin game
>>150741740deaf bros....
>>150741740I am yet to see a signature anywhere
>>150741757i'd still be married if i were deaf!
>>150741763you knew what i meant, hans
>>150741671How many Rape Hoaxes have pro sports seen in the last decade?Trevor Bauer lost $100,000,000 and has gone from Cy Young to a YouTuber.Still, people play along with this absurd bullshit.I hate Redditors and sports reporters so much it's unreal.
>>150741789041722 wasn't a hoax
>>150741783Oleee oleeeeOh super ERCSchanzer Panther oleSchanzer panther oleOh super ERC
>>150741789nothing will top the duke lacrosse one
>>150741671Sports gambling is worse than a shitty manhunt over a "rape" case that basically ended up being some porky woman trying to derail peoples careers lol
>>150741798No, but the London 5 was pretty damn close.>College-aged kids>Criminal charges>Plain-as-day Rape Hoax from day one>Media hysteria
>>150741814okay, chud*rolls eyes*
>>150741705How's Kenny Agostino working out for you? My team signed him before the 2023-24 season after being told by him and his agent that they tried to get out of his KHL contract he's been playing on after the Russian invasion of Ukraine.Then after the signing went public, another SHL team's GM went to the media with text messages between him and Agostino's camp saying that he wanted to stay in the KHL so all Swedish media and every other fanbases went crazy and pressured my team into terminating his contract before he'd even arrived.
>>150741789God bless kaner
>>150741671not surprising that someone with a habs player as their avatar has such a retarded take. Dumbest, and most inbred, fan base in all of sports.
>>150741814100%Sports gambling affects the nature of the competition, itself.Turns it from a sport into a play.Athletes' personal lives (or hoaxes about their lives) have zero effect on the game.
>>15074183824 coupes btw
>>150741856flames have 2
>>150741834Hes alrightNot the fastest, not the best shooterPretty disciplined in Defense and a good passer I think, nothing to write home about thoI would guess he’s one of the cheaper foreign players on the roster, otherwise he wouldn’t have been extended
>>150741838It's better to be an inbred fanbase than mixed with strangers
>>150741894>>150741834I remember him being a controversial signing because he came from Russia, but everyone has forgotten about that
Average day in Canada
My penguins (:
>>150741894Huh, I can imagine. After all he got 92k Euro taxfree as a sign-on when he signed with us.
>>150741671The EM 5 did nothing wrong though
>>150741988I couldn’t tell you if I wantedFinances are pretty private in German hockey
>>150741941Strange really because you've been at war with Russia much more recently than we have, but we still have such an enormous fear of Russia, mainly because of politicians, media and the military drumming up that fear at every opportunity.But the media circus around Agostino was crazy here, with everyone demanding we terminate his contract, after that other GM leaked the text massages.
>>1507419822 of those are Matt Murray's cups
>>150741798_/ _/ _/ _/
>>150741982this is cringe but i love fleury
>>150741951imagine the seethe from the puck bunnies
>>150742101Hockey doesn’t exist outside of niche media here desu
>>150742253just like my Hitler :)
Fucking Iserlohn man
Anybody remember when the 2x defending Art Ross winner wasn't invited to a "best on best" tournament?Anybody remember when the team said they'd fire their coach and replace him w/ his childhood coach?Anybody remember when the team hired his agent as Team President?Anybody remember when the team was caught giving his wife a sham job worth millions?Anybody remember when the NHL media said he should be allowed to club players in the back of the head?Neither do I.
>tournament loser still crying about the formatkwab
bulji got an assist today
Fuck you all and I'll see you tomorrow.
>>150741539R U L EU LE
>got turned in by his own fatherKWAB
>>150742478Listening to 32 Thoughts.Elliotte Friedman was talking about 72 Russia vs Canada tournament.Said Canada declared they'd annhilate Russia, winning every game 10-0.Instead, they had to break the leg of Russia's best player to squeak out a win.They spent 100x as much cash and energy....and barely won.They spent the next 50 years bragging about this, uh, "win".Was like, "Shit....I thought Leafs had changed so much since Pajeets conquered them. But they're still the same sad losers."
>listening to 32 thoughtsthat's a cringe from me
So xrb really admitted to having a dildo collection?
even when there is no hockey in at all he still obsesses over leafs lol lmao even
americans really are incapable of thinking critically about hockey without a canadian telling them what to think
>>150742626kekthe meme made flesh
>>150742638an nhl ice surface isnt a rectangle way to prove my point
>>150742638America is a failed state and full of retards
>>150742648>"It's not a rectangle....it's a BEVELED rectangle!!!"kys
>raped retard gets an oval and rectangle mixed upcmtsu
>>150742670beveled would imply angled cornerswrong again
>>150742672>impotent Leaf doesn't know what an oval ishere's a cheat sheet: that thing you shove up your ass is oval-tippeda hockey rink's a rectangle
>>150742677you know neither geometry nor constructionkys
>>150742678>a hockey rink's a rectangleultra retarded
>>150741671Canada isn't a serious country
>>150742689im not the one pretending an nhl rink is a rectangle with beveled cornerslmaojust stop and let the canadians think for you
>>150742536Boomers hate their children
>>150742693NHL isnt a Canadian league
>>150742706>Leaf acts toughtop kek
>>150742727>american acts retardedwew
why doesnt the raped retard know what a 90 degree angle is
>>150741671So sick and tired of soicuck liberals continuing to gaslight on the E.M. Thing. Every single one of them has the same physiognomy. So devoid of the facts that they have to continue to create a false reality for themselves.
>>150742727Bet the ugly one won Ugly people make the vest athletes
was the stud trb was bubblin about mitch on a beveled rectangle too?
>>150742740i remember that as well as you:McDavid and Marner blew right by Hughes and McAvoyUSA's top D-pair totally pwn'd on national tv
>>150742689In canada, anal sex comes in bags.
>>150742752My libbies are all mormon antifa supersoldiers now
>>150742778>Americans don't use bags for anal Explains the AIDs
beveled ovals, new thing to add to xrbs list lol lmao even
>>150742755>Ugly people make the vest athletesIt's actually the opposite.There are many facial markers for athleticism.In short: Marner's face is unathletic.Point's face is athletic.Eg., Marner's family spends millions of dollars and thousands of man hours to "buy" an athlete.Point's family just fucked and bred a superior athlete.
>>150742752>Acktshually just because they were found not guilty doesn’t mean they were innocent. They just didn’t have enough evidence to convict
>>150742811>Faces of OntarioSoftpusy, certainly gay>Faces of Western CanadaLiteral caveman with more fingers than braincellsI've ran the numbers, it checks out.
>>150742819cant believe so many /hoc/ numales look up to this gigacuck
>>150742811explain sam bennett
>>150742841it's either him or sean higgins
In canada, molesting children is good, hosing skanks is a crime.
>>150742819>Duke Lacrosse, Brian Banks, Patrick Kane, Trevor Bauer, London 5, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.>"When will the media ever STOP this feminist bullshit?!?!?"Never, faggot.Sports media + Rape Hoaxing will never stop.Just this morning, they're whipping themselves up to a rage about another hoax:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDDs8QQ2Cao
>>150742857rich coming from a flag with a pedo prez
>>150742846>NAXALT
>>150742846>ZERO pull-ups
>>150742874>a pedo prez I count 3 in my short lifetime
>>150742931>ONE conn smythe
>>150742841I will never understand why numales even fucking watch hockey. There’s so many trans/gay fans especially in California and Seattle that are now big fans. A full contact sport, played by rich privileged white kids, who are mostly conservative. Makes no sense.
>>150742931I would fuck this guy
>>150742956>shortmuch like trb's stature
>ctrl + f ''canada''14 responses worked
>>150742968Life is better when you don't concern yourself with what happens in California . Emmisions nonsense and Hollywood's influence makes it hard but it can be done if you try hard enough
>>150741671Suspended for fucking a slut. Canada is faggotry.
>>150742811>they spent infinite effort and money to create an athleteThats why ugly people are superior . They know that being the best is the only way they have to be respected and will always put in more than someone who is pretty
>>150743034The crown acquitted .Its Gary who is holding it up for optics sake
>>1507418562026 - 1993 = 33
In canada, hetero sex is illegal.
that doesnt stop me from crossing the border to fuck your mom
Got home from waging and immediately dropped a fat marner
>>150743087This seems like bullshit but I doubt anyone on /hoc/ can disprove it
>>150743104we do call those that here by the way, you are with friends
>>150741789what kane do?
>>150742931Achievable natty?
>>150743104I'm about to start waging and I should drop a fat Marner, but I'll have to wait until waging is over.
bebsi tastes so much better then coke life is a psyop
>>150742752>muh libs!!!!!!Strange how it was a conservative straight white mormon kid isn't it.
>>150742963remember when mcdavid was a soft pusy sore loser and didn't come out when he won it KWAB>>150743034good we don't want that gay shit in our league
Guess they deployed a bot on the wrong board, huh
>>150743165farter shart is mormon?
>>150743179They should have given it to someone else when he stood up the award presentation
>>150743182>>150743182/pol/ fags are often so brainroted and terminally online they forget what thread they are in.
>>150743165Kek this is embarrassing
>>150743142Coke is better warm, no fucking around, which makes sense since it was created before refrigeration was invented I love a nice room temperature Coke and peanuts, myself, guilty little Southern pleasure
>>150743232>unsweetened ice tea >warm coke You can only suffer in the south.
>>150743232>room temperature Coke and peanuts
I have it on good authority that the shooter's real name is Ted.
>before refrigeration take me back to when the sunbelt had no ice
MY BOYS WERE FREED DEATH TO THE DEMON JESSICA GAERTNER
my name is bumpalex bump
cant wait for goddess ashley's season
>>150743298the pwhl ain't legit until plosova hits the ice
I don't like when rapey or the sunbelt replies to my posts
I'm back from the book sale. I did pretty well. I found a hardcover copy of Tales From The South Pacific. Two other books from the same author called Hawaii and The Caribbean. A book called Good as Gold by Joseph Heller (hard to find these days). A spy book by Joseph Conrad of all people, a 300 page biography of Tolkien, a very famous history book called The Rise And Fall of the Great Powers by Paul Kennedy. And a Life Magazine coffee table book "One Nation: America Remembers September 11, 2001". Good to have in case the lefties change the narrative.
angry abdul hereI just witnessed Löwen Frankfurt being brutally raped by Wolfsburgnot even a chilly evening
>>150743333checked
>>150743333that's a very nice haul anon
>>150743353Death to peter Parker
>>150741671>ineligible for 22 months>suspended for 41 gamesRetard.
I believe it's time to shrink goalie pads back to the old size. The stat padding must increase and the semen slurping hockey must end.
>>150743298wait wasn't she going to cornell? she was too retarded for the ivy leagues? kwab
>>150742380>Anybody remember when the 2x defending Art Ross winner wasn't invited to a "best on best" tournament?How many playoff goals has he scored in those Art Ross years?
>>150743363some of them still played in the khl, was pinto allowed to do that?
Get on it Gary.
>>150743402Pinto as still under contract meaning he could at least look forward to resuming his job for the same salary without retards being prejudiced against him. Hart and Dube were due raises and now they're going to start all over again.
>>150743367are you referring to women's hockey
>>150743441>no goyim, we have to watch TOR-BOS and DAL-WPG for the 900th time because of muh rivalry
>>150743441The biggest never ever in sports. You're more likely to see the wild cards eliminated and straight 1v4 2v3 adopted than a return to the NBA's 1v8
>>150743455>women>hockey
>>150743469I tittybanged a D3 goalie one time she was pretty good over 0.92 her entire career
>>150743104>he doesn't marner on company timeNGMI
>>150743480thats a pretty low birth rate
>>150743441>Uh yeah, as of right now 1-to-8 seeding would make our playoff runs basically free so uh, yeah we would like a return to 1-to-8 seedining, yeah.
>>150743441There's a sports store across the street from where this dude went to high school. And the store has big posters of Maker all over it. Kinda charming imo.
>>150743488ironically we ended things because she didn't want children despite being built like a fertility goddess
>>150743504perfect shape for a goalie, nonironically
New vpn comes with new lies.
>>150743504You should gave stayed with her and just had faith your sperm is stronger than birth control
>>150743532it's just a coincidence that angry abdul completely disappeared the day before horny hans arrived
>>150743532shut the fuck up you little brown shitI fuckin found you
>>150743543I literally announced I was traveling to Frankfurt, did you not update your calendar?
We literally announced that no one gives a fuck
>>150743559>i travelled half way around the world to sit alone in front of my computer on a friday nightwew
>>150742978
>>150743564I went to the hockey gamecame back to the hotel and showerednow I'm just airing out my hog and charging my phone for a minute before heading out againseethe
>>150743584your limited mobility says otherwise
I dont believe any of that
I didn't know the asylum process was that quick in Germany.
>>150743587not sure what you mean but ok amigo have a nice night sorry I made you so upset
trb is running (rolling) scared
>>150743441He wasn’t in the league when they changed
Turkish Tarik is upset now
>>150743597revolving door
again I apologize that my travels and hunting stories and tittybanging stories have made you apartment dwelling permavirgins seethe so hard, per tradition I tried to discuss hockey first but I forgot you guys don't do that hereanyway adios faggots I'm gonna go get blackout with a polish girl and her boomer dad
another trb pic with no timestamp
Currently munching on a 3-meat and cheese breakfast burrito from 7-eleven
Hello I have a social life that is so fulfilling that I must also blog post about it on /hoc/
>>150743694Unlike my islanders
>>150743662Say high to your dad and your sister for me.
we don't say hi to sisters here
>>150743662Based I wish I could travel to Germany and have beers with you
NEED HUGGY
awake, but at what cost
>say high
>"He's not the best player in the league," Russo said. "The best player in the league (Connor McDavid), who's about to sign an extension or could sign an extension with Edmonton, sure sounds like, from all the reporting out there, that he's not going to take the $16 million, because he wants that team to win over course of his deal. The other thing if you're the Wild, if you keep on upping and upping the price, at some point what is important to Kirill here? Now they're going to hamstring themselves even more.">Kaprizov reportedly rejecting a $128 million offer makes this a fascinating situation to monitor, and a concerning one for Wild fans. If he doesn't want a shorter-term deal with Minnesota and instead prefers to wind up elsewhere, the Wild may have to start thinking about the possibility of trading the best player in franchise history so they don't lose him for nothing next offseason.
