Go Vikings!
ironic that a "fan" of a team called the fudgepackers goes out of his way to call other teams "gay"
JJ holding his 1st born son, Gayleb Williams
>>150743438>fudgepackersWhat do they actually pack though?
>>150743420I made this thread
will they be at the chiefs game on sunday?
>>150743420>Just gets it stolen from himKWAB
>>150743456Meat, unironically
>>150743472>that file naming schemeno, you didn't.
>>150743478no they're afraid of Jackson Mahomes
>>150743456meat, into their anuses.
>>150743420what's worse having the Mahomes flu or Lamar cramps?
>>150743507he was talking about the male- ohhhhhhhh....
I'm eating good tonight
>>150743523Damn, that is a good deal.
>>150743523Got any jack in the boxes near you? You can get 1800-2000 calories worth of goyslop for around $7
>>150743443Imagine walking into the locker room and you see your QB doing this shit>Isn't he beautiful?>I'm all about family first you knowYeah, I'm getting the FUCK outa here. Dude is a bust.
>>150743535Ok Laquarius
>>150743535>JJM making packturds seething all week.
How many against the Bears this week?
>>150743551Will it be funnier if the Bears win or lose?
>>150743581A lot of people would laugh and goof post if the Wions lose. He has a longer lineage of haters
>>150743556Cowboys have small tits.
my falcons are gonna get GAPED sunday :(
>>150743599It'd be funniest if it was basically a repeat of MNF. The Bears do well for 3 quarters so everyone can go >goof, then they fall apart so everyone can still laugh at the Bears
>>150743581a tie would be the funniest
i have a grindr date i need to get ready for. enjoy sitting at home on a friday night
>>150743651Penis Jr just cant compete
reek to the queefsaj brown to stoolersburrow to the burrsall gonna happen in october.
>>150743670Thanks, I will.
>>150743581It's KWAB all around desu senpai.
>>150743668A 3-3 tie
GayJ Brown back to the Titans btw. You heard it here first
>>150743670You won’t be sitting for a few days
>>150743535Meanwhile in reality you can see him be so focused on football he was watching tape as his wife gave birth lmfao
>>1507436841993.
Consider the Rams
>>150743670anyway, go pack go!
>>150743745done. what next?
>>150743745>corpse of a QB>declining RBs>ded WR (again)>literal who TE>mediocre defense with 2 above average playersthe (((NFL))) will give them the west, but they will do nothing with it.
>>150743752*blow pack blowftfy
>>150743670You need to be studying, Caleb.
Bussy
why would anyone even entertain the thought of the eagles trading away AJ Brown?
>>150743773McSharry sucks penis jr
>>150743523>app exclusive dealI fucking hate this shit. "Oh, you just came into the store to give us money and order over the counter? Fuck you for not using your phone, we're giving phonefags deals you're not eligible for."Well, excuse the shit out of me for trying to patronize your business without downloading your official software on my private device. Go fuck yourselves
>NYG@DALCowboys>SEA@PITSteelers>LAR@TENRams>BUF@NYJBills>NE@MIAPats>JAX@CINBengals>SF@NOSaints (49ers too injured)>CLE@BALRavens>CHI@DETTie>DEN@INDBroncos...but barely>CAR@ARICards>PHI@KCEagles>ATL@MINVikings...but barely>TB@HOUBuccs>LAC@LVRRaiders...but barely
>>150743756Call a friend
Jj McCarthy is not a good quarterback
>>150743799you're right, he's a great quarterback
>>150743783slow news day for the (((24 hour NFL news crews)))
Every since he's come out as Japanese he's sucked. What is going on?
>>150743799don't worry, Air Bud is up next and after that it's gonna be a blind fat black woman in a wheelchair and the Kangz will still manage 12 wins (and getting bounced in the divisional round).
If Lamar Jackson had this passing chart he'd be ripped to shreds. Why do we defend Jayden?
>>150743841I didn't see many people defending Goff or Daniels for getting BTFO by the Packers. Both played like shit and their stats only looked marginally better because of garbage time TDs down 3 possessions in the 4th quarter.
>>150743819He can't see down the field, his eyes are too small
>>150743819TNF road game. Settle down, Beavis.
>>150743841People have literally dubbed him Gayden Scamiels.
>>150743841Because Jayden just needs more help!
>>150743758Stop tying with your mom's dick
>>150743899not to mention that he needs mo time
>>150743790>download app>order goyslop>pick up goyslop from restaurant>delete appWala
>>1507438201993.
>>150743906>packtard getting this flustered xhe can't even type correctly.kwapacktard
>>150743841>DUDE SPAM PASSES LMAOcommies aren't a serious team
>he's STILL mad
>>150744005who?
JJ is a black man, actually
>>150744030He has a big dick?
>>150743799Yea he's elite
>>150744038Yes
>>150744020the packturd webm spammer from last night.
>>150744053Oh.
>Players ruled out for Sunday include J.C. Latham, T’Vondre Sweat, Brock Purdy, Chase Young (pictured), Julian Blackmon, Trevor Penning, Nick Emmanwori, Joey Porter, DeShon Elliott, Derrick Harmon, Josh Reynolds, Jay Tufele, Ed Oliver, Christian Gonzalez, Keion White, Darren Waller, Storm Duck, Austin Jackson, Benito Jones, Daron Bland, Kyler Gordon, Michael Hall, Isaiah Likely, Patrick Ricard, Dallas Goedert, Will Shipley, Jalen Royals, Charvarius Ward, Jaylon Jones, Dre Greenlaw, Nate Adkins, Christian Darrisaw, Andrew Van Ginkel and Jeff Okudah.Is the NFL too violent now?
>>150743670you're married, Aaron
>>150744062How many of these are concussion related? The NuFL is too soft.
it's over
>>150744020I don't know. I just like posting it because whoever is getting butthurt thinks it's about them and gets more butthurt.
What is Clay Mathews' legacy? Is he just a steroid guy?
>>150744062>Latham and SweatRams is the easiest bet ever with those two out kek
>>150744105Sharing a bed with Aaron rodgers
Umm Commirbros, what the FUCK is happening
>>150744105Colin Kaepernick's bitch
>>150744125Did they get approval for the new stadium?
>>150744125He really is RG4
>>150744030I think about Rome everyday
>>150744175kek
Fact: Passer rating and QBR are meaningless. Watch the fucking tape.
FACT: watching tape is meaningless if you don't know what you're looking at
>>150744145Why doe that matter now?
>>150744191That guy annoys me. Tries too hard to be coolNo, not Joey B
>>150744211>qb can't make it past his first read without fleeing Fuck what does it all mean?
>>150744199watching tape is for amateurs, I just look at the final score and imagine what happened and base all my opinions on that
>>150744225Based
FACT: watching the tape doesn't mean shit if your eyes are closed
>>150744062>Storm DuckMascots get listed on injury report now?
>>150744125>daniels taped and gaped>NFC east can't have repeat winnersWonder who'll take the division between the giants and cowboys
>No Brock Bowersez win for jim
It's no coincidence that Frank Reich and Shane Steichen have suffered greatly because ultimately they weren't given a long term answer at QB.
>>150744125>165 pound meme QBsWhen will they ever learn?
tape this bussy
>>150744222because their (((owner))) is about to make millions more from taxpayer funds.
>>150744239Uh-oh, kiwi is dropping TRVKEs over here.
>>150744125Maybe it's not a good idea to try hard like retards in a game you're going to lose. They got their QB and RB heemed for nothing.
The Commanders were my team in Madden :(
>>150744125TAPEDthenGAPED
>>150744244He's gonna play. He's skipping practice cause he doesn't need any to terrorize the Chorgers
>>150744263>backwards capBetter not wear that post game or Colin finna throw a wobbly
>>150744286Garbage time is the easiest way to rack up empty stats for contract bonuses.
>>150744286>he thinks they play to win the gamekek
>>150744263I feel like Joe looks like that one cousin everyone has.
>>150744222Just wondering. It would be strange if they changed the name, got a new owner, began looking like a team that people would actually come and pay to see which caused a complete 180° shift in public opinion of them, then they finally get approval for the new stadium and immediately go back to being shit like they had been for years.
I havent had a drink in like 40 days and still feel like shit and bored all the time.Anyway, go Bungles
>wheel of fortune just had a "drag queen" on this past weekWhen does the NFL take this next step into degeneracy.
Marshon Lattimore don't look so good...
>>150744334relax they just got to the homo cheerleaders
>>150744346they've had faggot cheerleaders for a while now...
>>150744334>>150744346how soon we forget
My apartment manager is a muslim that speaks good English and calls everyone brother like he's Hulk HoganAnyways, SKOL VIKINGS
>>150744334First tranny qb? You got it, goy. We're thinking broncos or cardinals
>packtard faggot is STILL boilin'kek, have a webm, bitch.
>>150744374>tfw the NuFL will have a mentally-ill dude who thinks he is a woman starting on a team before an actual womankek
>>150744374Just wait for the CTE to hit Trevor Lawrence and he'll transition
Packers are going to the Super Bowl
>>150744125Embiid of the NFL, Josh Harris has done it again.
>>150744417>and then I turned off my xboxfinished that for you.
>>150744125Taped RapedGAPED
>>150744431>playing videogames during the owlngmi
>>150743997They traded their RB1 so 30yo Ekeler could be their bellcow. Double digit IQ franchise.
>>150744438>n-no u!kwapackturd
>>150744334Are you over the age of 60? Why are you watching cable television?
>>150744489>cable television?based retard. get off the couch, zoomie.
>>150744239
Is Green Gay for real?Or just an overreaction for beating two overrated teams at home
>>150744554Who's their qb?
>>150743913>>150743790>on my private deviceThe first mistake you made is assuming you have privacy with your phone. No such thing. They are surveillance tools for big tech to send targeted ads to you.
>>150744554Their ceiling is losing the divisional round so to answer you, kind of but not really
>>150744516You got AIDs nigger?
>>150744575and your computer isn't?
>>150744596I use Linux and all open source software.
>private device What about Primate device?
>>150744462>zero implication of a no u(You) ESLs have shit up this site for far too long
shit up this bussy
>>150744611Yeah. Sure thing.
so will the jews let him become a starter again?
Why is /spee/ treating week one like week 16? Is this your first time watching a football game?
>>150744611>he doesn't know
>>150744313>yearsDecades :(
Mac Jones redemption arch is gonna be so fire bros
>>150744335He's shit, am I'm tired of defending him
>>150744675>arch lmao I’m so high sry bros
Surely you guys won't make the same mistake of overhyping qbs, right?
>>150744669Week 1 is a liar..... sometimes
>>150744669Why are you pretending that this place hasn't always reeked of recency bias and forming opinions based around emotions?
The Steelers long snapper’s name is what?
>Arby's, we have the Beef
Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>150744820I want to delude myself into thinking there are straight males on this board
>>150744669Newfag. We shitpost and chest thump out of pure love for the game. Cazies OUT
On yesterday's game someone said that the packers are probably the 3rd best team. What do you guys think are the top 3 teams currently?
>>150744830is this a hate crime??
>>150744869In no orderBills, Ravens, Eagles
>>150744869Bills ravens eagles in some order
>>150744847Try blocking out the noise in your head that you're not gay, or just kill yourself, which is preferred.
>>150744869Most people would say Eagles, Bills and Packers rn but like anon said it's early as fuck you can't tell much pre Thanksgiving about who the best teams are. Eagles started 2-2 last year and got BTFO by the Bucs before they went on a tear
>>150744886>>150744894Interesting
>>150744869>someone said>4chanliterally no one cares but if you had to I'd do the opposite
>>150744909I dont take it that seriously but it got me thinking what probably were the top teams so i knew who to keep an eye on
Colorado getting absolutely worked by Houston rn kek
>>150744896nah, my existence makes you seethe. I might as well make a trip persona to induce your strokes and aneuryms
If Jayden Daniels is hurt I am going to crash out
>>150744869Bills, Eagles, Chargers
Does AJ Brown to the Bills make any sense? Do they have the cap for it?
>>150744983Dont ignore my post >>150744983Respond.
>>150744980>muh trickster rookie qbfuck him and fuck you
>>150744983He's not going anywhere you dumb piece of shit.
BILLS SHALL RISE
I can't believe there was a time in my life where I respected Da Burrs
>>150744983>thinking (((howie))) would trade him right now
>>150745041There is nothing “punished” about this nigga
>>150745039Retard. Hes chimping out right at this very second. Jalen has wanted to smother him in his sleep for years now.
Would Vince Young be a decent QB if he played in the 2020s
>>150744191you just know
>>150745046Nice that he keeps that number handy for himself.
>>150745062How wrong you are...
>>150745073Hell no. He would be Anthony Richardson
>>150745073No
>>150745065yawn
>>150745101Thats right AJ, take your ass to sleep. I know Jalen has his pillow ready for you nigga
>>150745091>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee da super bvaaaaaaaaaaaaawl means everything!!!!!!!!!!!kwaqueefsfag
>>150745065I'm sure the Eagles are just hankering to eat a $90 million dollar dead cap hit
>>150745113>niggacoward
>>150745073Too old
How do we keep returning to the media created narrative surrounding AJ Brown
>>150745140Zoomers are gay.
>>150745119Yeah Im sure the Giga kike Roseman is excited to pay him 32 million a year for chimp outs and 1 catch a game
>>150745140trying to manifest philadelphia's downfall
btw AJ Brown has chimped out 0(zero) times, but has made 3 All-Pro teams during his Eagle tenure (currently in season 4)
>>150744869Bills, Ravens, PackersPackers defense has looked great and the Ravens are probably the most impressive team even with their collapse. Bills on paper don't look special but Allen has proven time and time again that he is that guy and I will never vote against him. Eagles didn't impress me against Dallas and I refuse to believe in the Chargers until they win a playoff game. Even when they beat the Chiefs, they REALLY were trying to Chorger it
>>150744062>least amount of contact ever in camp and in games>more injuries than evernuNFL is GAY and filled with GAYSthere is obviously some new PED being used across all sports though that is causing all these achilles injuries. They used to be rare, now you've got multiple star players popping their achilles every year
>>150744830>>150744882Kansas City Royals had a first base coach named Rusty Kuntz
They used to be an NFL quarterback named dick shiner
>>150744869MY reffies mog
>>150745248based
>age 25 years>look betterhow did he do it, bros?
What’s Maye’s ceiling?
>>150745263who cares?
>>150745201>These tears are comon with roiders because muscles grow a lot faster than what the tendons can handle. Takes a longer time for tendons to handle that weight/workload that the muscle is capable of.
>>150745041>Allen and Herbert both married/engaged to jewswhat's their endgame?
>>150745092Richardson could only wishBut I see the resemblance
>>150745293Television
>>150745140What is the narrative?
>>150745288players have been using roids for decades without this rate of achilles tears, there's something new causing it>>150745259the White man marches on
>>150745259He looked bogged at the bottom
>>150745263Healthy Sam Bradford
>>150745263Temu Justin Herbert
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>150745320That anyone within the Eagles org wants AJ to play for any other team, or that the Eagles would ever entertain the idea.
>>150745361On his way to being CJ Stroud 2.0
>>150745363How true is thisI’m an idiot for drafting that guy
>>150745259Adrenochrome
>>150745380Let's just say, AJ isn't going anywhere
Bears
Black QBs
White QBs
Can't belive someone else signed this idiot
>>150745563Nothing pisses me off more than the NFL letting lineman set up in a V formation. Enforce the fucking rules.
reminder to all football frens to take it easy
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>150745641Nah
>>150745578But it's the Bears. It kinda makes sense
>>150745263Idk probably Mitch Trubiskt or whatever is name is
>>150745544I have no idea what this is supposed to represent
>>150745740Big number gud, small number baed
>>150745740the eagles have a higher number than the bears which means the eagles are cool and the bears stink
>>150745740Probably "wins since [day after the Hail Mary]" but the retarded Fentadelphian didn't include that
>>150744711
>>150745704Yea
>>150745330My theory is that players are a lot faster now. For example, now linebackers tend to focus on speed instead of size. Game moves faster now which leads to players reaching past their body's limit.
>>150745578Is that Puka Nakua
>>150745611Based lad. Take it easy too fren! Thank you for caring about your /nfl/ bros
Someone told me Daniel Jones is dating Kay Adams... Wtf
>>150745975Nah she's dating me
