>he imagines himself as an insanely talented footballer winning lots of trophies for his favorite clubYou don't do this, right anon?
I do. I'm winning the league and the world cup in my dreams every week
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>>150743464I imagine myself as a fan-favorite non-superstar player who spends his whole career with one team and gets called "underrated"
>>150743464haha i would never do that hahahlolhaha...
>>150743464no, i imagine i'm the manager
>>150743464No. I imagine myself as the club president.
>>150743464I did. Once.
>>150743464I imagine myself leading my country to a world cup semi final and then losing due to a disgraceful refereeing decision that upsets everyone
>>150743464I'd rather score 20 WC goals and lose the final then winning it scoring like 6 or 7
>>150743464Only when I have a plastic football and nobody is watching while I dribble and score
>>150744352Oh no man I always win the final 3-2 scoring a winner like burrachaga 86
I imagine myself as the coach
>>150743464I imagined myself as the super player who got 3-6 goals per game with the distinct knack of scoring blooters from anywhere within the opponents half.The rest of the team was pretty much built around me to set up the plays, screen defenders and protect me from opposing threats.
>>150743464not anymore
Yes. I specifically imagine making a name for myself in South America, winning Libertadores with some shitter team, getting bought by a bottom table club in the Prem fighting relegation in a 2,000 capacity stadium and lighting that bitch up, don't win the league but set a couple of records and then getting sent to a money laundering Saudi-backed Champions league contender and winning after a couple of years with said club. Then I imagine coming back to burgerland and getting a fat check from the LA Galaxy and get called a lazy fat fraud, drinking whiskey and champagne. But I still have hair though.>captchaGGHGH Guess im doping too.
>>150743464no I imagine myself playing a real sport
no I imagine myself as an Naruto character doing handsigns while waiting for my chicken and rice to reheat
if you don't, you've lost faith
>>150743464I just like to watch
