Another West London derbyKick-off: 8pm UKBRENTFORD: Kelleher; Kayode, van den Berg, Collins (c), Pinnock, Lewis-Potter; Henderson, Yarmoliuk, Jensen; Schade, Thiago.>SUBS: Valdimarsson, Hickey, Henry, Nelson, Carvalho, Onyeka, Ouattara, Ajer, Janelt.CHELSEA: Sanchez; Fofana, Chalobah, Adarabioyo, Hato; Caicedo, Fernandez (c); Neto, Buonanotte, Gittens; Pedro.>SUBS: Jorgensen, Acheampong, James, Gusto, Cucurella, Santos, Palmer, Garnacho, George.
HATOchads get in
My favourite players are Neto, Enzo, Garnacho, Buonanotte, Jorgensen, Cucurella and Palmer (just about).
im so lonely
Joao Pedro nets 2 goals
>>150759262go to the boozer >>150759275ez
My favourite players are John Terry, Frank Lampard, Didier Drogba, Petr Cech and Arjen Robben
>>150759206that's neto buddy
>>150758885>Kick-off: 8pm UKWeird it's been moved to 8pm but not on TV?
I like Chelsea but the matchthreads attracts total retards,
Are all London clubs Reddit incarnate?
>>150759343Wank gimmick
>>150759343Must have originally been a Saturday 3pm kickoff. They can't show those even if they get rescheduled.
>>150759466Ah thanks i'll catch it on the radio
>>150759343they now expect us to scour the thumbnail if you can believe it
>>150759364no
>>150759503Which station?
>>150758885Lot of shit boring matches on today
>>150759564Saving all the good games for tomorrow.
can brentford offer any kind of game here? can just see them parking the bus in a massive slurpfest before inevitably letting in a goal around the 70th minutenot feeling this tbqh
>>150759555I'm looking everywhere (OP's post and image) and I'm at a loss
>>150759573>a complete blowout and a slopchester derbyno
>>150759588Chelsea dressing their B squad, can't see them testing kelleher like that
>>150759588Brentford got ripped apart in the summer so probably notEvery team outside the Big Six got destroyed
>>150759744their fault for not amassing tens of millions of third world customers
8 premier league matches today and they're all boring as fuck. we really need a Super League.
>>150759744>>150759782Newcastle tapped up Wissa and forced a deal
>>150759890they held up the Isak deal too they wouldn't have to face him week 2
>>150759800 jeet go home
So is Chelsea fucked with these 74 charges, or is our media making a deal out of nothing
go on then
>>150760046go on lad
Cam on Brentford
>>150759744I was just thinking about this. last pl season was really good, every team save the bottom 3, united and tottenham looked really good. newcastle was very good, villa was good, nottinghamand bournemouth punched above their weight a big part of the season, fulham did ok, even crystal palace was good and won a trophy. now only arsenal, chelsea, liverpool and tottenham strengthened their squads and everyone else looks like total shit. I guess everton improved a bit as well but nothing fantastic, and city fucking imploded. it's looking like it's gonna be the inverse of last season, with the mid table and below teams being awful and a handful of teams being on another league.
HEY JUDE
>>150760046I’m too sheltered to know what this means
>>150760046It's expensive these days ain't it?
Zestevaobros we're ill
>>150760117I'm assuming the number on the left is the the grams of drugs and the number on the right is the price
>>150760117lad likes the smell of his coffee table
in the shadow of the A4
we got this
>HatoWho
only watching for garnacho and the brazilian kidboth not playing
Glad the irrelevant 14 matches are finally doneSide note I thought the Buonanotte deal was that he’d go to that French team then later “sold” to Chelsea
I like how many South Americans there are in Chelsea now
>>150760119yeah, different class compared to the pub grub from 10-20 years ago though
Pedro's not a 9
Chelsea need to let one in against the run of play so that they can come back from behind
>>150758885what an horrible "world champion" badge, may you rot in hell chelsea faggots, so glad we didn't win it as we would have to desecrate our jersey with that goatse tier badge.
chelsea's c team looks pretty goodI expect this to be 0-0 first half and then 2 or 3 for chelsea in the second half when they bring palmer cucu etc
>>150760318yeah it's pretty awful. could've gone with something more subtle
>>150760318It is weirdly prominent and unaesthetically visible
>>150760273It’s a shame Todd still has a boner for euro Ngubus
>shittens
Why is this game so late for PL standards
Why can't sky just pay Goodnight moon ASMR to do the commentary as the diversity hire. Everyone would be happy and I wouldnt get so agitated watching the football. WIn Win
>>150760363chelsea is getting special treatement so americans can watch their games
>pratwell
>>150760280Aye mate he's a 10 HUBBA HUBBA!
Gittens is fucking terrible
>Buying a guy whos 1 K away from being memed as Kittensgrim
>>150760363extra game after the internatioanl break
chelsea is this weird club where they just buy 11 new players every summer and they're all mid
Chelsea 3 - 1 Brentford
do wogsea usually cheat this bad?
>>150760418you'll never stop posting pics of this retard won't you? please tell me you're not the down symdrome spammer.
>>150760346Why is it centered WTF that looks horrible
>>150760473put it on the sleeve ffs looks a mess
>>150760468Fuck you motherfucker
>>150760318I thought they didn’t care about that tournament why are they wearing that?
>>150760523wouldnt surprise me if they contractually have to have it there
Gittens more like shittens innit
I’ve seen enoughUnleash GOATnacho
BIG THROW
>>150760468does anyone know why he's so obsessed with that faggot chef anyway?
long throws are back and its based actually
>>150760363Sky paid to televise even more games.We've basically now got a Friday game, a Saturday 12.30, 5.30 and 8pm, up to 3 games on a Sunday and a Monday night game too
Gittens is so fucking SHIT fuck that monkey
>>150760729get out of here mikel sharteta
>>150760363An extra evening timeslot for a PL match means more ad revenue for Sky. And it's a more convenient timezone for yank customers too.
>>150760729wenger fuming
>>150760764have they ever sold a good player?
I wish we had my white players at my Chelski but also our blacks are pretty good.
These lot are supposed to be Trump World Champion's
Neto has been giving 100% every game this season, wish others would follow his example
Why did Chelsea sell Madueke? He's better than any of their current wingers
the lion fears the bee
>>150760939He’s still the best attacker for Chelsea. But all the blacks supporting Chelsea have been attacking him since he’s not brown enough. Same with Enzo.
bunch of absolute slurpers today
>>150760972Get your eyes checked nigger Madueke fucking sucks
I think it might be time to have a series and frank conversation about Gittens
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>150760972I mean I'd take him over niggens I guess
>lelsea
beautiful
>>150761002>
oh no rentboybros we got too cocky
Shit piss nigger life
goalie a statue, i dont care if that took a deflection
______ ______ ____ _______?fill in the blanks
did anyone see that post that "knew" the outcome? i was going to link it but it seems to have been deleted
too easy
Bournemouth till i die.
>smellsea
oh for fucks sake
megged
2-1 Chelsea win incoming
hmm maybe its time to uh play your first team in a league match?
>>150760764Todd probably mixed him with Guirassy.
>>150761080WHAT DOES HE DO
>chelshit
We've conceded first in all games this season, sometimes goal was disallowed but not a positive sign
>>150760882I still think bellingham is a fraud but he's been doing fine at leastand lewandowski obviously
>>150761133>We
chelsea is getting.. STUNG
>>150761179is it normal to drink fernet and coke?
It’s always funny how many ethnics come here and care so much about Chelsea. I couldn’t tell you a soul who plays in Franceistan
>>150761169I am Todd Bohely
>>150761188yeah, pretty fucking delicious too
Step forward Prem only watching cunts who said Brentford was going down because "they lost the best players"
>>150761230>Look how cool I am, I watch non league shit
>>150761230losing your manager and your 2 star players isnt a good sign but theyre looking alright yeah
Darrren Fletcher genuinely hates chelsea so much, he barely tries to hide it
Fofana can take the next boat back to wherever his parents emigrated from please. Less than 40 appearances in 3 years? Fuck off
>>150761267Happened before, will happen again.
Brentford are going down
>>150761287Two Fofanas at Chelsea and both are complete shit
chelsea's black players cannot handle brentford's pub football
>>150761287only cost £75m
>>150761133All part of the plan.
OMAGAD WHY IS IT SO HARD CHELSEA BROS???? WHY ARE OUR OPPONENTS SO FIT? WE CAN'T COMPETE WHEN OUR OPPONENTS ARE FIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150761095based
he didnt even know who antoine sibierski is the idiot
>Chalobah>Adarabioyo>Fofana>HatoGive Boehlingz the death penalty and maybe Maresca as well.
>>150761213yep. i drink it alot because i heard about it that argentinian drinks fernet with cola and ice. gets u drunk, a little hyped and also fills ur stomach a little.
You now remember Sterling still plays for Chelsea
>>150761390psg only won the CL because they ressted everyone from january onwards though
Skyxisters this can't be happening
>>150761454they just paid him 350 000 pounds of the crowns finest sterling this week for his privilege to sit at home and watch telly right now. kek lmao
Garnashit IN, Palmher IN, Sterlel IN Put the game to bed!
how large will be chelsea's boipucci after they face bayern? kane hattrick?
>>150761488BOSS
>>150761485The irrelevant 14 NPC’s will be put back in their place soon
Chelsea needs estevao
>>150761480kinda, we were one injury away from choking every ko stage games
>>150761498Chalobah is playing
>>150761439Trev is a pretty good defender.Tosin is not great but at least he is a locker room leader.Fofana is the drizzling shits.Hato has not impressed thus far, but he’s 19yo so I give him more time
>>150761491diaz - gnabry - olise with kane uptop. could get ugly for em
Still dont get why Chelsea bought Kittens, he was unwanted at BVB even
Palmer being rushed back from injury yet again in hopes that he gets a penalty It's as though Chelsea haven't spent billions on players
Can they not afford a table in the studio at Sky Sports any more?
>fofana>gitten>whoever that no 40 is
>>150761506Hope so otherwise I will have to buy slightly less merchandise in protest
>>150761567British quota
>>150761380612 please
Don't worry bros, garnachLINGZ will get subbed on and save >us
>>150761573is it worth getting a table for the 1m 30s they aren't showing adverts?
>>150761567Some FFP shenanigans where Dortmund pays millions up front for some loans and Chelsea pays the money for Gittens in a few years
That was a pretty short title race
dubs and garnacho score a brace
i dont pay council tax
having a salt and vinegar crisp sarnie
>>150761601
>>150761642I dont watch PL often, did Citeh switch with Liverpool now? Seems like its only them winning PL these days
>>150761737thanks
>>150761738city fell off pretty bad last season for a variety of reasons, people thought they might be back this season and last year was an anomaly but too early to tellliverpool got strongereveryone else is shit
>>150761738arsenal are the best team, liverpool get the most decisions in their favour
>>150761803lmao
I thought Brentford were relegationfodder this season. What happened, Chelshitters?
cuckerella already getting done
>>150761846on field Back 4 have never played a game together
>>150761380puck sexo
Is tthere a league of football where the average match is not such a sleep inducing slurper. I only really watch spl and epl and almost every game is haramball.
>>150761803>
>>150761867so?
>>150761878try basketball
>>150761878hockey is the sport you are looking for
>>150761737when will she eat the wall? or maybe she already did and these are old pics?
>womeme commentator with the contrived deep commentator voice
same old chelseaalways cheating
did you know that Schade means "oh, what a pitty" in German?
There's no depth in this Chelsea squad. A bunch of expensive shitters
cheatsea rigging their way into europe again
>>150761915Who should I support?
>>150761952no but i would guess from the word schadenfreude i suppose
GOOOOAAAALLLLLLL
FRAUD IN
>>150761961>There's no depth in this Chelsea squadDont they have like 40 players?>>150761952SC Freiburg legend
>>150761932shes the most irritating commentator by a million miles
>>150761997idk whoever you like i guess
George Floyd is not it bruh
finally shittens is out god that nigger is awful
>>150762016>shes the most irritating commentator by a million milesderek rae is the worst by farfollowed by ray hudson (who luckily just retired, burn in hell)then womenthen martin tylerthe best is, of course, clive tyldesley
you now remember romeo lavia
Would you lick salt for fun?So why salt a margarita rim?
would you take medicine for fun?So why take it then?
>>150762000yes
>>150762073I have a thing with the Hat Man
>>150762073I take medicine for fun all the time, but I wouldn't take it medication for medical purposes.
>>150762050any updates on the lavia to liverpool situation?
remember when palmer was going to go on fishtank but it got shutdown
i've seen enoughbring back mourinho
COLD
I thought for a moment this was chelsea vs southampton
Jao "Purple Patch" Pedro.....I know what you are
ICE COLD
APOLOGIZE
PALMMEREERRRRR
>>150762099Closer than the labia to loverpoor situation
palmer carrying these bums
Handbaw by Joao Pedro
Palmer to the rescue again to carry this shit team
REMEMBER THE NAMEPOLE CALMER
>>150762162yep, will assist pedro next
>>150762130>Jao "Purple Patch" Pedro.....I know what you aresame, it starts with N
Jordan Hendo, Liverpool legend He never won anything but that team was so pretentious that you’d think they did
Cucu's hair look extra bouncy today, must be a new conditioner
look at me, jinxing myself as per usual>>150762004
>>150762222He quite literally lifted every possible trophy for Liverpool except the Europa League.
>>150762222>He never won anythingAmericans
>pedro netto
>>150762266Lol. I thought he left after that season gerrard slipped
>>150762307retard
neto's so fucking good, thank God Palmer has joined him to rescue Chelsea in the 2nd half
>>150762266lmao even Spurs won the Europa League, what a LOSER
Meat pieSausage roll Come on ChelseaGive us a goal
stupid cunt on commentary says they should've let them take a quick free kick that wasn't given
>>150762452thanks lad, I'm not deaf
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>150762471usually mute it when there's a woman on
>>150762340>this does not slip now!>*slips*I agree, he sabotaged his boyhood club. What a retard.
>poomer
>Coal Palmer
>troll farmer
chelsea bros... this is not looking so good
henderson has been the best player on the pitchmaybe sir gareth had a point
>>150762527watch them get the softest pen you've ever seen
>>150762527A goal is coming
>>150762569it's not united or arsenal
NACH!
GarnachLINGZ here WE GO
>>150762301>covid EPL>FA Cup on penalties after 0-0>Champions League against SpursFraud
1-1 confirmed
Garnacho masterclass loading
garnacho to score a 40 yard screamer to win it in the 6th minute of added time
>>150762585chelsea got more than both last season more than twice as many as arsenal
>>150762650GARNACHOOOOOOOOO
Chelsea should have been liquidated when Abramovich's assets got seized.
cole palmer bailing out these nogs is the real white man's burden
heh... my boy garnachingz... still young heh...
>>150762689pretty sure he's a quadroon
>>150762675We still have another 30+ years of Talmudic blessings for success. Roman’s Jewish wizards are among the strongest in all the world. Cry about it.
What percentage of this match has been spent waiting for Brentford to take a throw in, its so grating
BLOOTER
>>150762728
nice shot
>>150762698I still dont get why Chelsea sign all these playersGittens, Garnacho, etc
OF COURSE OF FUCKING COURSEFUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU ALL
blimey
>great goal>martin tyler sounds like he's about to fall asleepretire already you stupid cunt
CAICEDOOOOOOOOOO
Moishe
Okay I'm a Garnacho fan now
golazo damn
god damn that was a bullet
based
>everyone congratulating garnachowhy lmao he fucked up the pass
>>150761106called it
>>150762771It ends the same way every week.
ya, im thinking we are back
>>150762749WASTE TIME ON THE THROW INS NOW YOU FUCKING SHITEBAGS
Get FUCKEDTime wasting FAGGOTSAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHA
Brilliant play by Garnacho
>>150762769The excel spreadsheet says they're good so they buy. Now if they actually can improve it depends on their personality. Gittens seems like a nog but garnacho seems to have taken inspiration on ronaldo so there's that.
>>150762771haha, au revoir ya frog
>>150762825shut up todd
Caicedo is so fucking clutch lmao
>>150762826all planned
Absolute Jews at bet365 trying to rob me of £110 with this cash outI’m not fucking taking it Jews
>>150762831COYS COYS COYS
>>150762862only 1 corner in it
AYHAHAHAHHAHAHA DOOD
>>150762872based supporting spurs this season forg
lol
>>150762862cash out at 275
OF COURSE I GOT TRICKEDOF COURSE HE'S NOT INJUREDOF COURSE HE'S WASTING TIMESNAKES IN THE GRASS CHELSEA BASTARDS
>>150762925how much
wow absolutely pathetic from snachez
who the fuck is this george nignog lmao
>>150762937zero
Inverted Saka has a really odd head shape
>>150762960i hear he is of the jungle
>>150762925Chelsea did not cheat to beat PSG because they were absolutely shit .. would not make the Prem's Top 6
Will nicolas jackson ever get the chance to play again?
LMAO LELSEA
>>150762995He was sent on loan to Bayern
Awkward.
>>150762862Should have cashed out
BASED
are you kidding me
KWAB TIME WASTING NIGGERS
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
>>150762995at bayern maybe
>>150762862lol
BASED LONG THROW CHAAAAADS
Fuckkking piss shit faggot
Nice one Brentford chads
>>150762862
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAWAIT WHAT? REFBALLGOAL STANDS
>>150762862KWABOTY
HOWEVER
>former liverpool player henderson creates the first goal>former liverpool player carvalho scores the second
>>150762862oh nonononono you can stilll cash out $5
>>150762862Should have cashed out goy
hahahahahahahahahaha
cheating cunts get fucked
so it happened again
heh...my boy garnachlingz...no defensive work...he just needs more...time...
>>150762862lmao
>chudsea
>goal from throw in
GOOOOAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED CHELSHIT CHEATS
VAR
>>150762862This is what addiction looks like
They fear the long throw
>>150762989they didn't cheat, they were just very lucky to have faced nobody on their way to the final and had one more day of rest than psg in the final.what a cohencidence that the team owned by an american wins in america uh?????NICE SHOT PALMERDRIVE BY SHOOTING TIER JUST LIEK YOUR BLACK COUSINS IN AMERICA
>old llama
POOMER
Time to go enjoy my Saturday night in the greatest country in the world. Sorry the highlight of your third world day was watching Chelsea drop 2 points
>>150762862OH NONONONONON
Ffs var pls
stokeball is king
that fucking sucked
Maybe starting with your shitters was not a good idea my bald friend
>gaynacholmao
>>150762862Kek, this brightened up the draw for me
>>150763143stop doxxing me
>>150763066>former liverpool player kelleher makes some important saves>former liverpool player van den berg puts in a shift
bet anon, are you ok?
Chelsea's keeper is such a pussy thoughArsenal would have never let that goal happen
>>150763200true. liver-don football club
the virgin tikitaka vs the chad long throwerfinally football is healing
>>150763211yjk he is seething so hard he closed the tabdon't blame him thoughwhen you have a winning bet you have to walk away when you get those rare 20x multipliersit was £10 quid only so not that much
How have Chelsea spent over 1 billion on their squad, but still have Sanchez as their starting GK?
i love the bees so much
would have been robbery if chelsea had won that lets be honest
Brentford coach looks like a roman statue
KWAB
>>150763275He is occasionally great, like in the CWC final
>>150763275He was good today thoughbeit
>>150763382Every professional keeper can be occassionally great and make a bunch of great saves in a single match. But if you want to be a serious team then you need a keeper who is very consistent in every match they play.
>>150763275their whole squad is bog average but Sanchez is god awful and has been for quite some time. No clue why they get someone else in.