UFC returns to Frost Bank Center in San Antonio to celebrate Mexican Independence Day with a highly anticipated featherweight clash between No. 2 ranked contender Diego Lopes and No. 10 Jean Silva. Also on the card, Top 5 strawweights with title aspirations collide as No. 2 ranked Tatiana Suarez faces No. 4 ranked Amanda Lemos.NOCHE UFC: LOPES vs SILVA takes place Saturday, September 13 in San Antonio and will be available exclusively on the ESPN App. The prelims will start at 3pm ET/12 pm PT, followed by the main card at 6 pm ET/3 pm PT.
>the tradition that was established 2 years ago
first for Funland
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOUFC NOCHES HYYYYYPPPEEEE
Firing up the 'ot 'non Korean choons and heems
Imagine a world without mexico
FINLAND
taco taco burrito taco taco
>>150760195THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
who the hell are these fags
>>150760254What are you, in a hall of mirrors pal?
I'm having a shit so I'll open stream 5 minutes later~Shrimp
>dominick cruzmuted
>>150760222did he do it?
Diego Lopes vs. Jean SilvaRob Font vs. David MartinezRafa Garcia vs. Jared GordonKelvin Gastelum vs. Dustin StoltzfusAlexander Hernandez vs. Diego FerreiraSantiago Luna vs. Quang Le
>ufc noche>lots of hues fightingmexicanos, what happened to your fighters
>>150760307Diego LopesRob FontJared GordonDustin StoltzfusAlexander HernandezSantiago Luna
ukrainebros...
>>150760307and im a nyu film school graduate, SUCKA
>>150760329If it’s brown and speaks Spanish it’s mexican
oh, the sexy outfits are back
>NocheWhy do they do this bullshit?
>>150760199
>>150760373Brazucas speak portuguese though.
send a stream this isnt funny anymore
LopesFontGordonLord KelvinLuna
>>150760396viprow
>>150760391Fuck you just say to me bitch?*heems you*
>>150760335I hate this whore so much. I wish I could metaphysically reach into her and rip that hideous personality out of her and replace it with something befitting that gorgeous body.>>150760307Silva.Everyone else is literally who and fatselum.
LET THEM BLEED
>>150760420Holy shit didn't know that site still existed
>>150760307SilvaFontGordonFatboyFerreiraLe
Gastelum missed weight by 5 pounds but is still fighting. VIVA MEXICO!!!
we are so back ukrainebros
heem bleedy
>>150760396we're on
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>150760307LopesFontGordonGastelumHernandezLuna
He did it for Iryna
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM at the first fight.
>>150760497are you seriously using that fat pedos restream
I think the latinas in attendance are gonna need to dry their panties after that beatdown
Dio mio
>>150760497>laundry detergent rankingAre you a fucking faggot
whats up with this layout
>>150760307SilvaMartinetGordonStoltzfusHernandezQuang Le
>>150760477you're welcome
>>150760481This bitch got 46.04 chromosomes
>>150760540lol he deleted it then reposted
>>150760547make sense retard
>>150760497
45-70
Good display from The Don of Chenko. He will never be ranked.
>>150760307lopesfontgordongastelumhernandezluna
>>150760547All mine
Why isn’t this guy on the front lines dodging drones? Aren’t they short on meat bags?
I have a great idea, don't pay these retards and then send them to the frontlines in Ukraine
>>150760537god forbid a jacked taiwanese boy wanna smell a little fresh
>>150760599fake cgi war kid ya got worked
>>150760599He's blessing us with brutal heems. Go suck some nigger cock zigger
*knock knock*>Anon-kun! Can I watch fights with you this time???! Puh-reeeeeeaaaaasssuuuuuuuYou're not going to turn her down AGAIN, are you, Anon?
>>150760540tell totanon he's a fat pedo
>>150760611well.... whats the top detergent?
>>150760307LopesFontGordonStoltzfusHernandezLuna
>>150760630Bowl of eggs
>>150760599Bongistan and F*ance already offered to send our troops we're just gearing up
>>150760630The only female who wants to watch the fights with me is this tranny I work with.
>you have to be hambleyou literally dont
Hotty alert
Turn charly arnolts labia to charlie kirk
So which laundry detergent was best?
POST YOUR WMMA FACE
>>150760307LopesFontGordonDustbinFerreiraLe
>>150760708
pollyanna Viviane sighting lol what a shit tattoo
>>150760611>jacked taiwanese boySo you ARE a fuckboy. How much for a blowjob cutie?
cruz is so fucking shit jesus christ
JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA
going to the bodega anyone want anything?
holy can crusheroni
kekhe thought she was poatans brother
Did the announcer just assume this girl is Pereira's sister?
>>150760733Too soon
what has dominick cruz done to you personally?
>>150760766Kosher dog with relish and mustard
Event begun already?
Only 2 WMMA fights on this card. Stay strong, brothers.
>>150760766You see tyrese that boy owe me money and I ain't playin
>>150760708Is she really walking out to the John Cena song?
>>150760790fucking lol
Ciryl 'Bon Gamin' Gane - MMA Extraordinaire
https://youtu.be/8onwZddEYa0?si=pGajsj_DiUBl-KGv
>>150760770lol
>>150760705unironically tide is a safe betbut kirkland, persil are also good. you get what you pay for though. they have different lines and the more expensive ones have better ingredients (enzymes) which do a better job cleaning. but the budget ones are good for your average load.
AMATERASU
She's like 20 years younger than Alex. How old are their parents?
Alice Pereira can get it(it = sexo)
age is actually a good thing in mma. the young girl is going to get kwab'd
>>150760430I don't know who that is so maybe the point is correct but I'd be far too embarrassed to admit I know what some strangers personality is like
>>150760810I just imagined a finn talking hoodYoure def one of my fav postersThanks for the chuckle
Until Danil kills a nig in the octagon I won't be satisfied
Why is every wmma fighter super into Naruto
this young bitch got no striking defense
>>150760890Anime is for tards.
legs
>>150760890south americans are super into entry level anime for some reason
>>150760890Naruto is the ufc of anime
>>150760679I'd watch fights with her
>>150760858I'd never tattoo anything anime related but sharingans are coolt. Tobirama
this girls long and slender
*backs up**circles around*Is this the new meta?
holy shit women are so bad bad at fighting
wmma is a joke
wmma you have your new superstar
>>150760925>her
>>150760943like my penis. I wish that it was also thick
bum striking vs bum wrestling
this shit is boring as fuck god damn
now this is a 0-0 round
alice asscheeksmy pepee
None of you could fight better than these women so save your criticism for somewhere else
I hate wmma
1017 brick squad in this bitch nigga
Accidentally poked my eye again...
>>150760989I could heem both of these women.
>>150760957You dont always find girls into mma, also she sounds nice enough to tell him that she'd like to watch fights with him. That's cute. That anon is blessed and I hope he knows it.
what am I watching
>>150760989On the contrary, I could beat both of these women in a fight.
as a ref you can't be scared to warn these bitches that they need to fight
This is like worse than grade school fights
>oh right the ufc is on let me->wmma
i think we can all agree that each one here would be able to beat up both of them at the same time
Jesus, none of these bitches have any agression, pressure or technique.
You may think this is a shitty, uneventful, bum fight, but
This is why im gay
Just watched the first event. Donchenko's elbows were nasty. He actually looks like he might be decent. Good TDD too. >>150760679>femaleAnon...
>>150760988cant stop looking at brasilian ass
obviously pereira isn't fighting, her fucking curse mark is sealed
CHIWIWI
thread theme> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN_JoyVVO7g
>>150761008>>150761012What are your martial arts backgrounds?
does espn hate money? why wouldn't they do ads instead of just a fucking screen that says commercial break
>>150761035Based
>>150760307Diego Lopes Rob Font Jared GordonKelvin Gastelum Diego FerreiraQuang LeFeeling lucky.
>>150761060I paid several millions of dollars for a BJJ blackbelt
>>150761035Same, Pereira's got a great ass. (I'm a girl)
>>150761060Several years of ascetic meditation with the Wudang and Shaolin monks.
I beat dustin poirier in a sparring match
Do Mexicans like wmma?
>>150761052every mans eyes are just on the red shorts
Very few women can hit hard enough to do any real damage. Why aren't there more brawler women that just attack relentlessly?
>>150761088shes literally a teenager
boooooooooooooooo
>>150761060watched all of Hajime no Ippo
>>150761060BoxingBut i'm an og heemer
>>150761119>Why aren't there more brawler women that just attack relentlessly?female instinct preventing them from being real ones
You say you married well bitch you might be but I bet your husband ain't icy like me
>>150761120nice
The internet in my parents' house is so slow that I whenever I post a gif on 4chan, my fightpass stream stops.They have extremely quick internet, but my father passes the wifi through signal boosters which don't operate at our internet speeds. I've told him and he does nothing about it; just resets the router and, like a placebo, believes it helps.Annoying as piss.>but implying I'll stop
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150761119They make more money doing something else
>>150761113only reason why i wont complain about this fight
>>150761146get a wlan cable
lmao
oooohhh
Pereira's a fucking bum
>>150761146Wow! So cute!
lol rendon is robotic and flinches and closes eyes when getting swung at
i like to imagine they fight over methe green one is my wifehope she loses
This fight lmao
yeah im picking big ank again
COME ON IM ALMOST THERE
Pereira finna zeem my all-card parlay if she loses. Silly girl.>>150761165Meng I;m on a laptop. I ain't used a cable in years. I should though.
dc literally laughing at these ladies cancel wmma
Oh, has it started? I dont care lol
>something almost happened
she needs to be cut lmao
should have kept pouncing around kek
> be female> free pass to fight in ufc> be male> have to be top 1% mma fighter to fight in ufc
fuck alice pereira
>>150760307SilvaFontGordonStoltzfusFerrreiraLe
>>150761146Why don’t you fix it for them retard? You sound like a bad son
>>150761146Why dont you fix it yourself?
Never seen such a masterclass in MMA>>150761228>>150761228>>150761228simple as
WMMA moment;...
>cm punk
>>150761203the joke was the w but i admit it was a very subtle joke
>>150761225Daner does it by design woman fights at ONE are decent
>>150761243would
>>150761228Roughly or lovingly?
Whats up nuggets
poatan must be fuming right nowhis sister fucking sucksshe as a big ass just like him tho
mandatory strap ons? yay or nay?
>>150760989I've had harder spars at a light sparring then than these two cans.
beef rendon
>>150761119https://youtu.be/VgaTiYqh-oM?feature=shared&t=31
>>150760307Diego LopesDavid MartinezJared GordonDustin StoltzfusDiego FerreiraSantiago Luna
>>150761146You're a poor communicator, explain that you're going to remove the signal boosters because it's impeding the internet speed, if he's retarded and will throw a hissy fit just remove it without telling him, tell him after a week, if he argues that he wants to put them back just offer to pay him the money he paid to get the signal boosters. Employ diplomacy, stop being retarded. Or you can be an adult and just move out.
>>150761271Huebro...Her sister is Aline Pereira, and she is in Karate Combat, not in the UFC.If it's bait, I'm willing biting.
this is pereira sister? he gotta disown
Yea I'm thinking it's time for a 4pm nap
>hey Anon remember to respect women fighters also chek out my onlyfans I show bamhole and pussy sometimes>>150761239>>150761241My father is a retired electrical engineer who made fucking bank. I work fulltime and still can;t get all my shit done. This really should be on him.>>150761247Wish I were smart enough to get it. I assumed the W meant "wide" or something. Maybe that's just "WAN". I'm not gonna check because that;d be gay.
>>150761271His sister is Aline she sucks at MMA too though but a decent kickboxer
>>150761146He's probably just sick of your bug fetish, and wants you to move out.
If you don’t recognize the subtle beauty of this fight, you don’t know shit about mma
>>150761339wireless lan, m8.
>>150760307Lord Silva Font RobFlash Gordon Dustin Diamond StolzfusCarlos DiegoLe Quang
what a war
I'm in my 30s. Is it wrong for me to want to sniff Alice's butt?
>>150761339PvX is turbo-BOGGED
>>150761363we already talked about this here>>150761052 and here>>150761113
Meng Pereira zeems my picks.>>150761342>>150761342>, and wants you to move out.On the contrary. He always says I should find a job local to them so I can live with them and save money. I'm guessing he'll keep saying that because he has given up on the idea of my ever getting a girlfriend.
>>150761389A bit, but perfectly legal.
there's no way this was the gameplan they came up with>"yeah so just hop around for 15 mins and do superman punches"what the fuck
SPLIT??????
great judging
poatan's sister is as dumb as him
B-B-B-BARN BURNER
Was there one judge just staring at red's bunda?
>poatan destroying his home right now kek
Whoa that's Paulo Costa's little brother?
>>150761432>>150761443that's not his sister
>>150761424Pereira has a better looking butt, so she gets one judge
>>150760307SilvaMartinezGordonKelvinFerreiraLuna
>>150761462I thought all browns were related
mma is a far better method of resolving conflict compared to shooting someone in the neck
>>150760307LopesFontGordonStoltzfusFerreraLuna
>>150761389a theory says that there is a certain age women have to reach to be able to be reasonable. its 950 years.
Poatan sister is actually a SHEEMster unlike this dumb fucker
That was Michel Pereiras sister
Retard judges, let’s gooo!!!
>>150761327Is there any more sublime existence than NEETing off a hot chick?
poatan sister wins the ass competition
2/2 losses for huezillians
>Event is all about celebrating Mexico>It's not held in Mexico because even Mexicans don't want to go thereWhat did UFC president Dana White mean by this??
Anybody know if this is only on espn+ or if i can watch it on cable tv
I like how huebros can just pretend Pereira is not one of the most common Brazilian surname, and you dipshits just bite the bait.
crackstreams is down? wtf
she looked kinda hot bouncing around there for 15 minutes I managed to almost cum
Terrible year for Brazilians. Great year for the world.
>>150761484retarded, anon. not related.
>>150761527this year has been cursed for hue mma
>>150761523Currently neeting off my wife, it’s alright
>>150761534Go cry to your ikea
>>150761534
over
Just turned on the fight card. Did I miss anything SPICY? I hate the dumb DEI themed card, but I like that they're holding a minor card in a real arena instead of in the stinky Apex
rare labubus
Costa should destroy Coria. Costa faired fairly wwell against Erceg, despite losing.
>>150761545Olivera losing cursed everyone
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
>>150761534no its not
>125Why the fuck haven't they got rid of this shit yet?
>>150761550we like ikea here
paulo costas brother is fighting
>>150761599yes it is
>>150761559>real arena instead of in the stinky ApexIt's APEX levels of quiet in there
>>150760307DiegoMartinezGordonGastelumHernandez Quang Le
betch coria lil bro fighting
>>150761597I played backseat bingo with this dame actually
>>150761589if I'm not mistaken johnny of all people was the only one to win a main event
>>150761411What if I wanted to do more than sniff it??
>>150761339>typing up an essay of excuses to your imaginary friends onlineSounds like you have plenty of time
Holy shit
>>150761618no its not
>>150761603kek they are smaller than the wmma fighters we just watched.
>>150761597very nice bro keep em coming
>>150761657>3 lines of text>essay.
>>150761619There has been nothing to cheer for
>>150761673You’re talking with an American, it’s an essay.
coria looks like an oversized baby
If I have been able to heem, it is because I have thrown from the shoulders of giants.
if costa loses he counts as mexican
I don't know whom won that round.Coria is good for someone making a debut.
>>150761638ughh ye he is irish now, sorry
>>150761695Mexicans love reading so much, they call their friends 'essays'
> grabs the cage to defend takedown> that was just good athleticism right there to defend that takedown
a .50 BMG heems both of these bums
>pulled guard>ends on bottom with no offence Every time
Mexicans don’t watch mma. What’s the point of this?
uhhhh 45-70
>>150761702all torso
>>150761756just an appetizer for canelo vs crawford
Noche would be interesting if every mexican wasnt a flyweight
>>150761756because they sell out arenas
Reese/Dumas should be heem or be heemedMedina/Todorovic is also likely to be a sloppy bangerHernandez/CDF is two great vets, that should be qualityI don't think Gastelum has the spark anymore unfortunatelyI hope David Martinez is high level. that fight with Font and the main event are gonna be great
Noche then>Sphere>title fightsNoche now>bumsville>1 good fight (but not for a title)
Good fight desu
Can you even win via neck crank vs flywights? Their bodies are too flexible .Costa sucks. I reverse my previous comment complimenting him. Total brainlet.
>>150761768Prime Cain destroys that subhuman, you disgusting freak.
Why isn't noche in Mexico city?Why do we no longer have Mexico city fights?I know it gasses cardiolets by being on elevation, but if you are catering to messicans, you should cater to them at home.
Let's be honest if Jean Silva loses the Fighting Nerds are fucking finished and confirmed as a meme 100%
>>150761756To trick some into attending only to find la migra waiting when they leave.
>>150761817Literally repackaged as an appetizer for Canelo/Crawford
>>150761857Nerds....... Who scrap??
20-18 Coria
>>150761852the stadium they had it booked for in mexico collapsed or wouldn't be ready on time or something
ewwwww
>>150761857In real life Brazilians are all about their own. Online they fucking hate each other. Lmao
heartlet lmaomu pinky
toe rip
>>150761892I only enjoy brazilians who win and hate them as soon as they lose and brijng shame to Brazil
HEEEEEM BITCHYME TOE WAS A BALEWN
The state of Brazil
>>150760307SilvaMartinezGordonGastelumHernandezLe Quang
this is a disgustingly dogshit card
brasil bros my pinky toe hurts
Owie
3/3 losses for huezilians
I for one thought that was a really boring fight
he threw the towel seconds before the stoppage
>>150761857Jean doesn't have to win, he just can't get flushed. Ruffy's loss was bad, but Caios wasn't THAT bad. Prates is the one I'm more worried about
HEEM TOENAIL
Shouldn't he have enough adrenaline flowing that he barely notices his toe?
jon jones won a fight with his toe just attached by the skin
>>150761888OOOOH MY PINKY STOP THE FIGHTfucking midgets
>>150761817Caz take. Sphere card was genuinely not good except for 2 fights on the main card, which were really good (and no one in /heem/ knew either of these fighters at the time)The first fight and this last fight are already better than the reddit sphere, fight wise sadly.
that is not the voice i was expecting from that lil nigga
>>150760160over
man that wasnt a 50k heem shut your ass up
>>150761985How the fights turned out is separate to how well the card was booked.
>>150761817the sphere card sucked ass except for like 2 fights
It's toever
begging for 50k i hate him now
>>150761852The Mexicans that love Mexico the most are the ones that don't live there. Many such cases.
Dumas will probably get arrested during the fight
Other than Red, these random messican chicks are mogging the regular UFC girls.
AAAHHH MY TOE IT HURTS AAAAI YIELD I YIELD
Nigger execution time
Based Dumas
Dumas is looks straight out of a white nationalist "our blacks, watch your back" poster
the winning fighter's girlfriend is so hot
Reese is one of those guys who looks tough but sucks. But Dumas sucks too, so it should be a close fight.
to be fair not much hurts worse than a toe injury. you never stubbed your pinky toe on the corner of a stool or somethin when walking through the house. shit will bring you to your knees. call it da achilles toe.
>>150762031Built for BBC
Is domestic violence the best base for MMA?
>>150760307Diego LopesRob FontRafa GarciaKelvin GastelumDiego FerreiraSantiago Luna
>>150762037>"our blacks, watch your back"Based retard.
>medina vs todorovic is on the cardholy shit, that might be the worst male fight the ufc could put on in terms of talent
What’s on his head?
>>150762031Cute.
>>150761985Just the way it is b dont hate. We're not so much cazzie as we are hardcore storyline and mandrama focused. Somewhere along the way reddit became more knowledgeable than us about mma and we took to the more wwe entertainment.
My nigga Sedriques
>>150762031how come grils in my porn that look like this don't french kiss
>>150762077Maybe undergoing a hair transplant?
>>150761892in real life you talk to low iq normies, here we are all perma online incel savantslean the difference
>>150762077he recently went on vacation to turkey it seems
Dumas is a jailbird who always seems to be in a domestic dispute with a woman. You should root against him.
/ournig/ is next
Sedriques Dumas Sedriq is a Dumbass
>outspaz the spazBased spazlord
Sedriques "outdated farm equipment moon cricket porch monkey pavement ape dindu coon purple drank basketball american" Dumas
>>150762103The difference is yo mama
Love me some gas station pork dumplings from QT
who loves orange soda
lets get that bail/lawyer money here dumbass
>>150762119>ourYou're just a tourist, muzzienog.
dumas looks like he steals copper wire
>just shy of 6 foot>230lbs >mfw seeing all these twinks taller than me but weighing lessHeh, Little twinks. I could never.
Brain Cancer
>>150762077brain cancer guy
>>150762100>>150762106>"battling brain cancer as we speak"Ugh ...
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
he hit sedriques in his dumas
heem nutty
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
beltran gets pegged
Why does Dumas always get fouled
SBC heemed
Based Reese. Give him a point for that one, and take two from Dumbass.
Mayne come on mayne why dis doo kick my meng mayne
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM NUTTY
based, kick the jailbird in the balls some more
Dumbass
>>150762212he moves weirdly and is lanky
kwab
I'm thinkin Lopes heems in rd 1
>>150762212karma
You can tell his balls hurt
Dumas is a zesty looking little groid.
Beltran is such a prick, he’s always rushing dudes after they get kicked in the nuts.
give that man 50k
Love starting a fight with a dick kick.
that was on the button, good lord.
ayo doc my balls hurt
When is bo nigger fighting
>he got you pretty good!kek
>i cannot feel my right bawl sheeit
Lol he is actually milking it for a dq. someone get this man his oscar
FEEL IT IN MY RIGHT BALL
cant feel his right ball oof
cant feel my right ball
DQ win for Dumas
dumas can only heem his baby mommas
>finally the real fights are starting>flush dick kickthis "sport" is so gay sometimes
I CANNOT FEEL MY RIGHT BALL
>I CAN NOT FEEL MY RIGHT BALL
>AGGHHH I CANT FIGHT DANA PAY ME PLEASE
feel my right ball /heem/
Giving a criminal nigger testical torsion. Based?
Dumas wants out
>If it tore, or twisted, that's a different ball game
>different ball gamecome on doc this isnt the time
>I can't get up
>>150762031Mamacita
KWAB
Watch him magically be able to stand when the ref waves it off
>>150762291More than me.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM NUTTY
COWARDICE
that nigga was castrated, what the fuck
>>150762297100%
i think he has a flat out ruptured testicle. fuck!
his dog is gonna miss the ball...
lol steel cup woes
hope the criminal scum still gets cut
I thought nutshots were legal that should be a TKO
fucking piece of shit just wanted that checkhope you get brain cancer like your coach
That's a Reese win by castration.
We need dc to leak his tattered sac photo
> gets fouled> gets arrestedgrim
>>150762338whut? no
Nigga bitched out obviously.
MY BALLS WAS NUMB
Reese just saved Dumas’s career
how come a liver shot can zeem you but a nut shot he must be faking it? yeah right
D VONGET THE WHEELCHAIR
post the webm
This is why ufc is for babies. In a real street fight without rules they fold in SECONDS.
>>150762363Literally built and designed for fat a pale schlong
Guru fighting next
>>150762386Based pommy cunt for knowing kino
slowly becoming a big fan of dumas. just hilarious that he's still here
>>150762384>how can two completely different things be different? why doesn't my brain beat like my heart?i dont think he was faking, but you are a retard albeit.
>>150762393they have fake gym muscles, not real muscles from work
>>150762386kek
>>150762349They never take a point or anything for it thats as good as legal in my book
Anyone got a webm of the nut shot? Stream shat the bed
>>150762393>NFL is for babies, if they really used the shotgun the defense would be dead!You're retarded.
>>150762416Yes they do. I've seen it.
>>150762119Hope he loses so he can't afford the court fees
>>150762408He's like Anshul Jubli. A loony tunes character to you want lose in spectacular fashion
>>150762418no but here's a still image of a different nut shot
>they have fake gym muscles, not real muscles from work
heem
>>150762418>>150762231
>>150762337Based
>>150762420>fall for most obvious bait of all timeyeah he's the tard
fights started already? Fugg :D
>>150762443Thanks king
balls are hurt
>>150762420they do use the shotgun
>>150762439GO FOR IT OG
>>150762174silence muttgroid
why are nut shots even illegal? is it because its too easy a target for the damage done? or is it symbolic? or because its life threatening?
>>150762441Funny how it gets swept under the carpet that Shitlam was so terrified of getting Topsploded on that he ran away to 170 to fight a pillowfisted boxer with the most basic grappling skills.
>>150762499everyone would just be aiming for the nuts
>>150762499too high chance of long term damage just like attacks to the spine
This is Jesus' brother?
love jesus, pretty bad fighter, a gnome, terrible ape index, somehow makes it work half the time.
>>150762499every fight would be 3 minutes of feinting at range until someone landed a front kick to the nuts
>>150762519no different from everyone aiming for the chin now
>>150762499Are they? Reese didn't lose like I thought he would, he got paid for showing up.
>>150762499The same reason for all the rules. To protect grapplers. The UFC started as a way of tricking people into thinking that memeJJ was a legit martial art.
>>150762234Karma, Chama
>polka music
>>150762541You don't need your brain. You need your nuts.
>>150762499long term damage and extremely easy to target for the damage it does. meta would be who knees whose balls first if that was allowed lol.
how come yarear aint on this card
Your views on THE fighting nerds if:>jean easily HEEMs Lopes>jean gets fraudchecked and loses similar to ruffy
my balls would be no easy target
God i get so heated when the thread maker is being a lazy fat stupid slob I want to stomp his head into mush
>>150762568refused to fight anyone but Volk which will either be in Australia or Mexico City
>>150762576too small?
>>150762570doesnt really change regardlessoutside of ruffy the main fighting nerds are all very high level and will probably occupy top 5 ranks for a long time
>>150762596ohhhhhh oh you
>>150762618You sound gay.
>he cant retract his balls into his pelvis
>>150760307SilvaFontGarciaStoltzfusHernandez Luna
>>150762634isn't that the plot of a bunch of Kung Fu movies?
>>150762631you cant hear my voice retard
Why is the commentary in spanish?
>>150762661You pressed the SAP button on your remote.
>>150762660actually he probably created a voice in his head, meaning HE sounds gay
new?
>>150762681kek what a sap
>>150762660And yet I still hear the lisp.
Daily reminder Diego Lopes had never sparred before his Volkanovski fightThey didn't even had an octagon in his gymHe only did boxing bag drills and hitting padsWe'll be seeing a much improved Lopes this fight
>>150762568he’s not Mexican but a citizen of the world
they really took down all he streams i used
>>150762714so he's being deported?
Dude is aura farming fr
>>150762568Ducked Lopes
>>150762747You will find other streams, don't worry.
>>150760307Diego LopesRob FontJared GordonKelvin GastelumAlexander HernandezQuang Le
>>150762747You actually do not need to watch the fight. Just follow the posts and it is like the same thing
fuck jean
Flyweights are so gay. I wish it wasn't a division.
>>150762809>>150762809>>150762809new gamethread
>>150762712this is going to be like when goku took off his weighted clothes at the world martial arts tournamentchills
The UFC include 125ers, 135ers, and WMMA, so that you can catch up on bodycam kino while you wait for a fight worth watching.
>>150760307LopesFontGordonGassybumFerreiraLuna
>>150760195Is gay
