SERIE A MATCHDAY 3 >Saturday, September 13, 2025 15:00 Cagliari 2-0 Parma 18:00 Juventus 4-3 Inter 20:45 Fiorentina 1-3 Napoli >Sunday, September 14, 2025 12:30 AS Roma 0-0 Torino *15:00 Atalanta - Lecce 15:00 Pisa - Udinese 18:00 US Sassuolo - S.S. Lazio 20:45 AC Milan - Bologna >Monday, September 15, 2025 18:30 Hellas Verona FC - Cremonese 20:45 Como - FC Genoa Reminder to drink water, eat healthy, be nice to people, and keep it calcio related.
first for sime1
also, negru
When will Gasperini’s autismo not to play Dovbyk end?
Second for black titta and 3-4-3
>>150783029
>>150783059It's all Cassetti's fault
>>150783059Riise was kino
>4chanX dedwell that certainly isn't a good sign for this afternoon
JURIC OUT
>>150783022i saw this post in the previous thread still not gonna answer
>RiommaNow the only other team that can reach the 3/3 status is Cremonese
Governor of Cisapline Gavl and former Consvl of Lativm, Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs has now a winning record against Gasperini 4 wins 3 draws and 3 defeats
>losing against the worst Turdino in yearsWhat the fuck did Riomma mean by this
oh wow how is roma dropping points why are they not playing good without improving their squad at all
>>150783059i wonder if this is the same guy who made /sp/ divegrass team and the reason why the board has Roma's colours (and Juve's colours as second kit)
Are we watching scatalanta lecce or piss apudinese
>>150783689i know my answer, Tramoni masterclass incoming
>>150783689I'm watching Shartalanta to see some Juric kino
>>150783611
what film should I watch today
>fanta owling seems to keep working
>>150783730Milano by the sea
>>1507837303:10 to Yuma
>>150783730Double Trouble - Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill
Fucking son of a whore with that retarded lineup and even more retarded subs
>>150783730charlie varrick (1973)
>In the last 12 years of Serie Ass, all the teams that won the first 3 matches then finished in the top4 in the league. All except one: Mourinho's 2021/2022 Roma
Hopefully Dybala can't walk until the end of the season so I won't have witness something like that once again
Juric saved
>>150784624saved because only napoli looks convincing again this year
>>150784829Napoli barely scored in extra time against cagliari at home.Pioli’s Fiorentina is so shit id bet on Cream on Ese destroying them 3-0 whenever they meet
>>150784847inter concedes a goal per 20 minutes
chuck de cuck
Do you guys have any retro /seriea/ shirts? If so, from where? I don't wanna spend a fortune on some classic ones so I'm looking for some replicas I could wear on the street.
inter legend zalewski
Zalewski finally playing like he does for the NT
YouTube Is autodubbing Assone in English for some reason it won't let me change audio track baka
Scudetto juric
Lecce is baaaaad
Modern crujiff gasmerdini: 2g in 3 gamesSlav dinosaur juric: 4g in 3 games
Good goal by ngubu
>>1507855036g
>>150785503He's Gasperinus Michels
>>150785475Yes, but they do have Detective Konan N'Drihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiBJUPN1Fxc
Parhelionbros we eatin good today
Golazo Camerda
Peepee hard
Wait, what do you mean Juventus plays Dortmund this tuesday?!!?CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 1>Tuesday, September 16, 202521:00 Juventus - Borussia Dortmund>Wednesday, September 17, 202521:00 Ajax -Inter21:00 Paris Saint-Germain - Atalanta>Thursday, September 18, 202521:00 Manchester City - Napoli
https://x.com/vane___96/status/1967198316414083251*slips*
>nckxMental illness
SASSUOLO (4-3-3): Muric; Walukiewicz, Idzes, Muharemovic, Doig; Vranckx, Matic, Koné; Berardi, Pinamonti, Laurienté. All. Grosso.LAZIO (4-3-3): Provedel; Marusic, Gila, Romagnoli, Tavares; Guendouzi, Rovella, Dele Bashiru; Cancellieri, Castellanos, Zaccagni. All. Sarri.
>Perin is a DrakefagOf course the chud loves pedos
>>150786472I usually recognize players, but who the fuck is this tall negru in the middle
>>150786503Shane van Aarle, came over from the Kitchen Champion Division
>>150786472I usually recognize players but why is there a ketamine dealer there?
>>150786328indogs in delight their guy is back. Inb4 they spam social media nonstop
Doller is playing
>>150786328Sassuolo unironically have a better front 3
SASSUOLO (4-3-3): Muric; Walukiewicz, Idzes, Muharemovic, Doig; Koné, Matic, Vranckx; Berardi, Pinamonti, Laurienté. Allenatore: Fabio GrossoLAZIO (4-3-3): Provedel; Marusic, Gila, Romagnoli, Tavares; Guendouzi, Rovella, Dele-Bashiru; Cancellieri, Castellanos, Zaccagni. Allenatore: Sarri
Doku is pretty good
if milan doesn't win today i'm picking a new team, i'm sick of watching all these former players on elite teams balling out. not interested in being a customer for italy's dortmund.
>>150787280He's probably the best dribbly drobbler with no end product mong
>>150787310are there any with actual end product these days?
>>150787454its a lost art, football doesn't know how to produce them anymore
MBANGOAT
>>150787454Tbqh, the main use of dribbly-drobbly's these days is to lure 2 defenders in case the fullback gets nutmegged. Which leaves space for the striker/midfielder/fullback to run into space and do something useful
>>150787454Leao
who is the mapei stadium blue
Where's Isaksen
>>150787583on the bench, sarri said he'll probably get like 20 minutes today and work his way up from there
>>150787583He caught an STD in the Berghain bathroom
It's 3-3 and the match is about to end. I'm not expecting anything crazy to happen, this new zingaro kid will most likely lose possession as soon as Inter's midfield approach him
>>150787637Why is this kid winding up for a shot, doesn't he see Kalulu is free in acres of space on the right?!?!?
judentus fans are retarded
>>150787454Saka
>>150787754Israel won
>>150787772He needs to be on the pitch for more than 20 minutes every 4 months
>>150787772Surely he won many trophies at the ripe age of 24
Who's lower IQ, Zaniolo or Cancello?>>150787972He played 90min every single game since he was 18 and now he's broken
oh no no no no
oh of course var fuck >us AGAIN
Good and quick job var
¡No era roja!
Justice prevailed, that was never a red card and only a dyed in the wool pedophile would think otherwise
all this for a yellow
>>150788118Who's this cow
Prostata should play
>>150788120>he dindu noffin poor niggerino pls come fuck me why are dutch-browns like this
>>150788168Do you spend a lot of time imagining about how brown boys like you can fuck white men, or was this a one-time thing you just thought up?
>>150788135Chiara Ginevra "Shabel" Gariboldi.
>>150788201kek projecting hard huh your team is full of niggers
When did doller start to look like a turk?
>>150788203fake lips looks like a anus
>>150788256You brought it up negrito
sas crowd qts spotted
>>150788118Serving CUNT
>>150787454the one on PSG
>>150788324>Kvara? He came off injured like 30 minutes ago
pellegrini - doig swap pls
Black-on-black violence.
Heh..my boy Zalewskings just needed some more time
my hatred for sfinternational break grows to levels unseen before
I knew this was going to happen
solded chuck de cuck on fantabig oof me
>cataldi
Should Milan buy doku?
>>150788567No he's a good player, won't fit
>>150788480That's such a dark scene.
Surely after the worst Juve in years, the worst Bayern in years, the worst yanited in years he won't get more opportunities right?
>>15078864622 June 2026, Charlotte, USA
what the FUCK happened to Riomma todayObviously not gonna wake up at Chinese/jet hours to watch a game
Half-time.
>>150788737God, things were grim in that period. The coach was fucking Danny "Ajax-DNA" Blind and all he did was call up anything with a semblance of Ajax DNA. Matthijs was like 16, yet the contingent nature of fate made it so that the only man that though he should be in Oranje was also the man deciding who should play in Oranje.All just so he could say he gave the youngest player to start for the national team since 1931 his debut. ROTTEN TO THE CORE
>>150788774I only saw the final ~30 minutes but they looked like they expected to win and were toothless in attack
Zalewski gole and assist
I just check livescore and pretend I watched the games after. Wasting 2 hours watching some 0-1 nothingburger league match, couldn't be me.
adli and cataldi were the heart and soul of that viola team. A truth few can see
>deligt defending
I have no idea what happened to Reijnders, but he seems very mid at Shitty
>>150789419You know hes going to Inter next year right
>>150789471I hope not
My god United are so ass when it comes to shooting
>>150789904Somehow it's even worse than last year's EL final lole
>>150789462
how the fuck
Man there sure was some shitty goalkeeping in that printer-Jj
Lads, it's Lazio
was coming after the yashin level save from muric on zacca
>>150790656Never understood why Yashin is rated so highly by people who barely saw him play, because he played his whole career in a backwards-ass country with closed borders, and where the top teams were all hopped up on Pervitin repoed from Krautland, no less
>muric>it's actually a muro
Volevo Essere Un Muro
Isaksen was subbed on but I've yet to see him
how long til sarri ragequits
Non-narcissistic line-ups showing both teams:
>spend a minute holding up play so you can listen to var >dont allow the corner to be taken that was stopped again more shitty reffing
>>150791703You're right, but reffing is like the last of this Lazio's problems. This team is getting outplayed by Sassuolo at times.
what part of sassuolo are u from fras?
>>150791703lol facist cope
>>150791742absolutely but a fair few chance to win the game would be appreciated
Milan: Maignan; Tomori, Gabbia, Pavlovic; Saelemaekers, Fofana, Modric, Rabiot, Estupinan; Loftus-Cheek, GimenezBologna: Skorupski; Zortea, Lucumi, Heggem, Lykogiannis; Ferguson, Freuler; Orsolini, Fabbian, Cambiaghi; Castro
>>150791793ah yes, fear the facist menace>>150791749the part with the big booty quadriracial mystery meat tsundere slytherin qts
Why does allegri hate ricci?Also:>FIFA announces that, from the next season, the National breaks in September and October will be combined into a single three-week pause, from 21/9 to 6/10/2026.
>>150792298SWEDED"D
>>150792419Lotus cazzo is his nibba
>Maurizio #Sarri has left the Mapei Stadium. The club reports the following reason: "Sarri left for family reasons".sono stanco
Rolling for the next Lazio manager
>>150792988Vanoli 100%, it's going to be kino with Lotito
>>150792298>big bootywhere?
I am nervous Milan bros...
>>150793171how many silicone instathotties do you DM per day, zoomer? be honest
let's go milan chads!
>>150793171They don't have ass is Amerida.
In memory of 9/11
RED!
Incredible. What a shitty ref. We are already getting sabotaged. Disgrace
>>1507940315 midfielders and non of them is ricci
If Allegri found out Rabiot had broken serious rules would he turn him in to FIGC & UEFA? Or would he help him get away with it?
Is Dazn shitting the bed for anyone else?
negru
Palettaesque
>>150793656i dont have instagram, rasheed
>>150794338Based
Oh boy Jonathan Rowe and Adrian Rabiot may potentially play tonight after their huge brawl in Marseille
>Heggemlooks ready for serie b
KWAB
>>150794031>the "arrow towards your own goal" meme tacticBrings a lot of memories, not very positive ones
stop bullying Ferguson ;_;
An Allegrian breakthrough by left ass cheek
should be a red for rabiot btw
Milan will lose this game and get a red card. Full game manipulation by figc. Disgrace.
We're gonna die of boredom this season, hope Leao returns soon
>>150794630Rabiot should have been carded and he lost a ball cleanly that was given as a four for Milan that would have put bologna in a 4vs3 situation.
>when you realize you were too autistic to utilize the tictocs to their fullest I also spammed lobbed passes too often for my own good
Nice pass by saladmaker to éstupidoniang
>modric sailmakers pusilick gabbaare there any other likable bbilan players
Bologna's right flank is leakier than a colander
>>150794843How is salad likable?
almost a lucumerda moment
Kek biggest miracolozzo in the history of soccer if allegri manages not to lose this
>>150794781Impressive how a 1080p video managed to look 4K
very chloroformic game
>park the bus>opponent doesn't know what to do>score on an opponent's duckeasiest sport ever
"Nice" teeth lmao
>>150795020gosling if he calcio
>the mergato is closed >forgot to unmeme my teamits over fantabros
>>150795929Here is your (You) that you so desperately want
>>150795929is that Aunt Jemima?
>>150796155missing out on dr heggeman and terriaccinio are my only regrets atm despite several meme picksi still believe in vardy magic
>>150796221Lole
Yellow cards:>Éstupidoniang >Saladmaker>Tumori
>>150796766And it should be more on their side tbqh>14 - Bbilan - Fouls committed - Bologna 6
>>150796155>mergatoI dont get it
>>150796221>>150796730no one knows what that is in my country
Wow.DISGRACE.SHAME ON FIGC.CLEAR PENALTY. DISGRACE
Bologna could play for 180 minutes and still wouldn't score
>>150797245An italian flag posted it, so clearly someone does
DISGRACE.THIS REF AND THE WHOLE VAR TEAM SHOULD BE BANNED. A SHAME.
So why didn't Milan sell Maignan for 150m to Buyern?
Many people are saying it! Mediocre Mike Maignan is always getting injured! What a weak man! Can’t even stay on the field! I’ve seen tougher guys in kindergarten! Time to toughen up, Mikey!
His honest reaction
MODRIIIIIXIICC
LLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAA
Italiano ball without good fullbacks is the most pointless thing in the universe
what a pass by salad
Allegri is now in 1st place
ALÉ ALÉ ALÉ FORZA MILAN ALÉ
not selling Lucumi is without a doubt Sartori's biggest fuck up in his esteemed career
Ufff almost by porcupine
This would have been goal of the season
>Folletti killing MaignanLol
>joominiz
Gimenez is so fucking trash
No comment...
???
By far the worst Italiano match I remember in the last 3 years
NOFUCKINGCOMMENTDOSGRACE FIRE THIS DISGUSTING REF NOWBAN HIM AND THE WHOLE VAR TEAM FOREVER
Bofogna is about as dangerous in the attacking third as Lecce
retegol would have scored that while limping
Lmao gimenezGood movementHorrible end product
>>150798330Holy fuck bro
poopi peemenez
NO WAY
Santi Norefundez
N’Cucku debut
Imagine kristovic at bofogna
>not a single shot on target from BofognaJesus kek
LMAO you can't make this shit up
>Scazio
a moment of silence to those who missed saladmakers masterclass
FIGC really dont wanna give a penalty to melan lmao
DISGRACETHIS GUY NEEDS TO LOSE HIS JOBSHAME. SHAME ON HIM. SHAME ON THE VAR TEAM. SHAME ON FIGCDISGRACEMANIPULATION
Lmao wtf that was a double era Allegri red card kek
Most Allegri match ever played
kek based Llegri
Gimenez was thankful for the ref there.
The Allegrer's back
Calm down, Xherdan
>Milan, A 70-year-old man attempted suicide by jumping from the fourth floor and landed on an 83-year-old woman who was walking on the sidewalk. The woman died instantly. The man survived and is hospitalized in critical condition, but conscious.What losing to Tudor does to a mf
>PUTTANA MAIAAAAAAALAHkino
bologna is trash. can't get 1 off these old bums?
Modric baby talento in the Shitalia
(Verse 1)في عالم كرة القدم، نشهد قائدًاماكس أليغري، مدربٌ ماهرٌيوجه يوفنتوس بالحكمة والنعمةفي كل مباراة، يضع الإيقاع(Chorus)ماكس أليغري، مدربٌ حكيمبإيمانه في قلبه، يصل إلى السماءعلى الملعب، يلهم فريقهبقلب مليء بالإيمان وحب صادق(Verse 2)من خلال الارتفاعات والانخفاضات، يظل قويًا وصادقًارمزًا للصمود، في كل ما يفعلهأمام التحديات، لا ييأس أبدًاإيمانه بالله، يشاركه علانية(Chorus)ماكس أليغري، مدربٌ حكيمبإيمانه في قلبه، يصل إلى السماءعلى الملعب، يلهم فريقهبقلب مليء بالإيمان وحب صادق(Verse 3)بفخر وكرامة، قاد الفريقبمبادئ الإسلام، ينتشر مسارهيعلم الاحترام، وروح العمل الجماعي، والنعمةفي لعبة الجمال، يجد مكانه(Chorus)ماكس أليغري، مدربٌ حكيمبإيمانه في قلبه، يصل إلى السماءعلى الملعب، يلهم فريقهبقلب مليء بالإيمان وحب صادق(Outro)في ماكس أليغري، نجد مدربًا عظيمًافي رحلته، يعتنق إيمانهندعو أن تستمر إرشاده وقيادته في اللمعانفي عالم كرة القدم، إلى الأبد.
If furlanZ and ibra have any balls they storm the figc office tomorrow demanding an investigation. The whole ref team needs to be banned
Allegri is currently in first place (I consider the matches against Palestinentus and Napalestipoli as won)
>Bbilan - 0.80 (xG) - 0.17 - BolognaKind of grim how bbilan didn't manage to create much more against a Bologna that was this grim
3 points gained on Riomma and Printer
top kek
>>150799569chat gpt ahh song there’s already one made https://x.com/fanaticosaltato/status/1820811302052278301?s=46&t=iJrr7IdIReyCcnDnqYdoHQ
It's /clebbe/ time now :)
Four 100% clear penalties not given. This shit league should be ashamed
>>150799784Studio Schop for me>>150799808Go to /LaLiga/ then
I need to know sickwolfs thoughts on this controverse
>>150799808Opinion on lmao getting his buccal fat removed while the season just started
After yesterday's goalfest, the Gods of calcio were very angry, so 4/5 matches today ended 1-0
>>150799829No I will stay here and call this shitty league and your shitty posts out
>>150799896Reddit and Twitter will like this, hey grok generate me a shitty Allegri edit about his 1-0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiuAwTmrM9ABased Nati Per Vincere>>150799898Name one (1) shitty post
>>150799958It's le epic Allekre with le corto muso, then he says porca maialaaaaaah and takes his jacket off
Against everything and everyone.The fire is burning.The devil is awake.
If the devil is awake why is it behind Creamoneasy
>>150799999why is he reverting back to chimp mode? not even brazilians are this overt
The Devil is awake and ready to fight for 6th place!
>>150800113>18%Not even Motta reached such high percentages!
Just saw Modric's hairline and it's looking grim
>>150800171Motta works in a non-Boolean way though, you cannot compare these absolute guarantees
>>150799025I don't know what happened to him during the loan, but he looks like a really different player from what I remembered him to be.
kino game tbqh
Mo tell me winning this match wasn't the biggest miracolozzo sportivo everestestestestestestestestest by max