So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Sesko, we can blame SCAMorim, we can blame our setpiece coaches, we can blame our non-existing midfield, we can blame our dogshit goalkeepers, we can blame RATcliffe, we can praise Shitty's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping Liverpool getting #21 for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/?#AmorIN or #AmorOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://www.instagram.com/rasmus.hoejlundhttps://jlingz.comhttps://x.com/indykailahttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
Stop posting these early
>>150787514I will murder you you nazi cunt. WAIT UNTIL THE FUCKING GAME HAS ENDED.
>>150787514nice jinx.united 2-1 win incoming
Saged. Way too early. Will be cringe when United makes their comeback.
fuck off with the early threads. it's always a fucking kraut
>>150787540Its City, United is getting raped lad
I GOTTA FEELIN'
>>150787527>>150787540>>150787545>>150787548>>150787553lol. Lmao, even.
>>150787527>>150787540>>150787545>>150787548>>150787553Shut the fuck up.
>>150787600>>150787876How /muggers keep hope is truly something special
>sell player to yanited>buy player back for 1/3 the price 2 years laterWhy aren't more teams taking advantage of this financial trick?
It’s over
Can't scrape a win against Burnley with a 90+ Fernandes (p) ever week
anti-/mug/ sisters...
NIGHT STATUS?
what does he do?
>>150787545KWAB
>these absolute shitters making a comebackHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>150788691It's not even his fault why the team is so dogshitThe board having control over the transfers is the most retarded thing ever
that's what you get for not playing Big Zirk btw
>>150788743This, he needs solid backing
>>150787527>>150787540>>150787545>>150787548>>150787553(You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>150788789I don't even rate him but he's not retarded enough to sign a truckload of 10s when he has been so reliant on a 9 for so long
>>150788743>ten hag has control over transfers>total disaster>board takes control over transfers>total disaster
it's brunover isn't it?
/mug/ time
The only man for the job.
>>150788691Loses
Guys ten hag is back on the marketIt’s time to finish the job
KWAB
>poochester poonited
>14th again
mug is here to stay
IT'S OVER
Yup, he's getting sacked in the morning.
whats good about united is that you cant believe they can get shittier but every year they do
Surely Amorim is sacked in the morning?
Yea his meme formation which he refuses to tweak does not work in a proper league
good evening
>4 points in 4 gamesGrim
>>150787514>we can blame SCAMorim>we can blame RATcliffeStop that shit, completely ruins the tone of the pasta.
kek absolutely retard tier defending, looks exactly like what me and the other drunken retards get up to in the park
>>150789175When Liverpool ganks them 5-0 the sack will come
>>150789175The only thing he still had going for him was the "I can beat City", so yes, it's over.
An expected /mug/ but a welcome /mug/ nonetheless.
Goldbridge completely broken
>>150787527>>150787540>>150787545>>150787548>>150787553Kek what a kwab
>5 points behind the top four after only 4 games
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>>150788949>Bruno sucks>Sesko sucks>Hojlund is banging in goals for the Serie A champions along with his boy McTominay
Don't care about your e-celeb.
Won't feel sorry for the most delusional fucking fanbase. All these years and they still haven't been /mug/ged by reality.
>>150787553>tranime póster>retarded postMany such cases
>embarrassing defeat>"surely amorim will be sacked after this">next week>win on a last minute pen>"he might have just saved his job">repeat
goldbridge at 100k KEK
>>150789251>An expected /mug/Not against this shit city, appreciate the /mug/
Next 4 games are Chelsea, Brentford, Sunderland and Liverpool. How many points are we expecting? I'm thinking 4 again.
>>150787545/mug/ is honestly the most kino thread on here
LGTSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA
Another week, another /mug/
>>150788949Looksmatched. Nice.
we need to recall onana ASAP
>>150788949he just doesn't work as an 8, analrim is retarded
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>>150789555if only manure had a decent keeper that wanted to stay
Time to bring in Ole
Mou IN
I've seen enough, BRING BACK TEN HAG!!!!!!!!
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE GEE
DAVID MOYES INSIR ALEX AS HIS ASSISTANT IN
pin this jannies
unlucky ladswe go again next weekend
>>150787514https://voca.ro/17K79R9j6he6
>>150787514I feel nothing
>>1507894341 or 3 off Sunderland is all you're realistically getting
>>150787514
>people STILL listen to Gary Neville
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LIVE MELTDOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GzXSG3O3TQ
at least in the past they could still nick the odd meme result against citywhat do they have now
>>150790229He and McTominay are living their best life on the Amalfi coast, banging in goals for the best team in Italy and preparing for the Champion's league.
>Neville using Hatton's death to deflect from United getting BTFOlmao pathetic little man
how bad are united defenders
Hello /MUG/ bros
Reminder that jlingz.com domain becomes available sometime next year. I want one of us to buy it and make it a /mug/ site. All the best /mug/ memes.
>>150787556>>150787600>>150787876>>150788799>>150789279It makes it funnier if you wait until the end of the game.
What part of Manchester chooses to root for City and what part roots for United?
So it happened AGAIN
>not allowed to score offside goals>opponent's perfectly legitimate goals not disallowed >no penalty>no opposition players unfairly sent off>no VAR help >no fergietime>loseWhat did PenchestVAR Offsideshited mean by this ?
>>150790381its not parts but ageseveryone under 30 is a city faneveryone older is a united fan
>>150790326>Amorim manager to watch
>>150790381Manchester and Kent respectively
>>150790371why did he stop supporting his site...
at least we can concentrate on the league with no europe
Posting in the golden age of /mug/
Time to post some soogs cumshots
United fans still think they're a top club going through a bad patch btwBeen 12 years now and no end in sight
YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
>W 24-25Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston Villa>W 25-6Burnley>D 24-25Ipswich, Liverpool, Arsenal (2), Everton, Fulham, Real Sociedad, Man City, Lyon, Bournemouth>D 25-26Fulham, Grimsby>L 24-25Arsenal, Nottm Forest (2), Tottenham (3), Bournemouth, Wolves (2), Newcastle (2), Brighton, Crystal Palace, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea>L 25-26Arsenal, Man City
>>150790211honestly they should at this pointbut those lazy cucks didn't even bother pinning our third star
>>150790344Gross black baiting
>>150790378it makes it funnier if you don't sperg out about it
Backed in the morning or gone before the next match? That was dire
>A FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT
>>150790424Dunno. The domain is still registered but there is no actual site. So it's possible he'll renew it or sell it or let it go. I hope we can pick it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zA8R4BZ_Agoldbridge kino
This at 26 is crazy
might put a cheeky tenner on garnacho scoring next week I've got a feeling
>>150790311>1 or 3 off Sunderlandcareful: sunderland are on 7 points. that's an elite club compared to united
>>150790505>mbuemobot
We did it, /mug/bros.We FUCKING did it.
>>150790505>they have a Mbundes spelling bot
Who can save United? Amorim has to be finished, bro looks like a dead man walking, but no smart manager would agree to join that shitshow
does anyone have the webm of this guy throwing the leopard in the air?
https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1ngx7y7/post_match_thread_manchester_city_30_manchester/?sort=controversial
Why are there no fan tv channels for teams other than Arsenal? Or at least no prominent ones.
>4 games played>4 goals scored>-3 GDBuy more forwards.
>>150790478You can't say the man isn't consistent
>>150790478kek he actually got worse with his pre season
Did Man United get the moral victory like against Arsenal?
>>150789062Give it up Erik, you had your chance
>>150790549I want him to score a hattrick. Last time a player came close to scoring a hattrick against their former team was Havertz last year scoring two against Chelsea.
>>150790530Italian?
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/post-match-vs-manchester-city.489674/page-2#post-33645150
>>150790453Been saying this as well, they still have a big club mentality riding the legacy, as if they'll bounce back next season like it's just one rought year>refused to properly rebuild>still think they're contenders Put it this way, there's now been a generation of youngs growing up watching and playing that know manure as the shite laughing stock team of the league. Like you said, it's not been a rough patch, it's been fucking years
>>150790591Other clubs have self awareness and less loud black fans
>>150790505honestly a great way to call out micro racism
>>150790634Young lads*
>>150790591united have that stretford paddock oneor saeedtv
LADS
>>150790505>mbeumobot
>>150790607>>150790607>league points per match last season = 1.0>league point per match this season = 1.0>slightly less goals scored per game>slightly more goals conceded per game>"B-BUT WE'RE IMPROVING! STICK WITH AMORIM!"
>>150790438its like AI knows it needs to make itself obvious so it adds that yellow piss filter to all its images
>>150790597United is missing players in all positions, but the most urgent are a goalkeeper and some midfielders. They're also desperate for a manager. I think graham potter is going to get sacked soon, united should hire him. Now that would be comedy.
>>150790634Amazing what happens when you haven't got SAF fixing the officials.
>>150790505>emboomooHaunted by all the cows he has consumed.
>>150790723also to (You)>>150790602
>spend a gorillion pounds on goals >How is Amorim still employed?
These man went to the Etihad and said let's counterattack them with the slowest team in the league and the oldest players
>>150790453Reminds me when my boomer coworkers talk about the Germany team>we’re gonna be fine the next tournament because…. because we’re Germany ok?!?
i love /mug/
>>150790743theyre still getting quite a bit of refball in their favour (look at vs villa in the last game of last season, dodgy decisions vs burnley this season)but it's just not enough any more because they are absolutely dire
Post some of the best memes to come out of today's defeat
YOU CAN'T SACK AMORIM NOW THAT SOME FORTUNE HAD BEEN SPENT TO GET HIS PLAYERS LMAO
feasting never stops for /mug/CHADS
>>150790865>that /mug/ feeling
>>150790809with 2 overworked players on the wings, 8 clowns in the middle of the pitch stepping on each others toes, and a nervous shitter in goal
for me its Shania Howard
>>150790699>wins the ucl for chelsea>decides he's already accomplished enough>lives a comfy life of playing football and getting paid millions without giving a fuckYou can tell by his face he knows he already won and is treating united like a saudi team. He probably goes home to his girl and she asks how the day was and he says something like yeah we lost again but I had fun.
>>150790873There's a homeless guy that hangs out down my road that looks almost identical to him. Always has a can of strong cider in his hand. Dresses similar too.
>>150787527>>150787540>>150787545>>150787548>>150787553HAHAHAHA fags
Regulation zone after the Chelsea ass pounding next week?
what is there left to blame?
>>150790917For me, it's the slut that works for Mark Goldbridge
>b-but the players are also wankThen why spend 250m on shit players? That's quite strange.
>>150791073The retards really thought United would come back
>>150790901
Laugh now because you won’t be laughing come the end of the season, that I can guarantee you right now
>>150791119do NOT be mean to beth!
give it giggseh to end of t'season
The only way to save Manchester United:>bring back LVG as Director of Football>bring back Mou as manager>let them cook
>>150789222Terrible goal difference already too. Shaping up as the same as last season.
>>150791119>>150791250fookin loov vah' saucy li'ull slampigsimple as
4 - With just four points from four games (W1 D1 L2), this is Manchester United’s poorest start to a league season since 1992-93
>local derby>0 cardsgames fucking gone, what sport should i start watching?
>>150791503Wait for the Merseyside derby next week.
>>150790478this dude is statpadding HARD with last season's europa leagueremove that and his total domestic record is>W 9 (25%), D 10 (28%), L 17 (47%)>S 45 (1.25), C 58 (1.61)
>>150791124Players leaving that cursed team are doing decent enough, we should study the rebound effect of United
>>150791435Chelsea next and then Liverpool.
This ISIS execution style rant video is cracking me up
>>150791503mostly anime, peppered with occasional good american tv dramas
Imagine paying $1.5 billion for a minority stake in this team.
>>150791675This guy could die from a heart attack if he keeps this up.
>When Zidane takes over at Yahnited and meets Mainoo
>>150791675saeed is a national treasure
united 2024 to 2025
>>150791732Watched his reaction to the Liverpool goal. When he stands up you see he's fucking gigantic. Must be 320lb+
>>150791112We can blame injuries. We can blame tactics.
>>150791435They keep breaking terrible records with each new season.
>>150790873
>>150791675nu-english
>>150791225Nice tummy
>>150791675Real talk, what's with all the purple in Saeed's skin?
>>150787514FIND ME IN DA /MUG/BOTTLE FULL OF BUBSLABBY I'VE GOT THE KEKS IF YOU INTO HITTING FLUBSONANA GONE SO NEXT IS BEYINDIR CHECK THESE DUBS
>>150792187shit circulationbecause, you know, tubby
>>150791675Looking back at it now, True Geordie is actually one of the worst things to happen to social media ‘punditry’. It was a pretty fun thing he was doing initially, but it’s paved the way for shit like this
>>150792254Huh. Makes sense
ynited has improved their ball possession under amorim they can actually now play instead of just looking for counter-attacksbut they dont have anyone who can score
For me? It’s Wendy Fiore (pre-OnlyFans)
>>150792332you could put haaland up front, it wont matter, theyll never find the centre forward in this shit systemthey need to revert to 442 hoofball2 proper centre forwardsi guarantee theyll score more goals without an increase in goals concededevery game pick two fromhojlund/maguire/sesko/zirkzee
>>150791816That's pushing 500 from an American so you know I know
>>150792221kek
Remember growing up in the 00s and how Man United were THE team that was always on top and that every player wanted to play for them.Now look at them.
Iraola just got the call
>>150792221So close
>>150792657>Now look at them.Funny isn't it lmao.
>>150792711
>>150792643>club and fans openly worships the devil>is a cursed clubwho would have guessed
>>150792711A spanish manager who’s prem proven, plays good football with literal whos? No chance. They’ll get mourinho again lmfao
>>150790344WHO
Holy shit his press conference is brutal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG3JGm43rBopress conference
United should hire moyseh again to put an end to the curse
>>150793175chat is this real?
>>150793046Yinahomefi
>>150793248Real one is actually better
>>150791618
>>150793184looks kinda boyish without the prostitute makeupimagine if she had a dick...
post more soogs
only one man can save united.
At some point yanited will have to just play 4-4-fucking-2 and not try and act like they are a capable team.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/bruno-fernandes-2025-26-performances.488745/page-32
>>150793342As player or manager?
it’s weird how you guys are so into this of thot
>>150793342Can this be fixedIs weight loss all that’s needed?
>>150793342 The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs.'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'The rocking chair creaks to a halt.A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
DID YOU SEE DAT SCORE G
>>150793690It's because during Ten Hag's first season she got spammed endlessly by some actual Utd simp
>>150793632player-manager
>>150794249Said this before but I genuinely believe I could have done a better job than this
>>150794249They are gonna sack him aren’t they
>>150794249Grim.
>>150793690For the young ones out here, The Board went in search of Malcolm Glazer. He had a small stake and because of Fergie's nonsense, the Board (who were in a way subservient to the great Fergie) went to Glazer to ask if he would be willing to increase his stake as a counter to the Irish mafia duo.At that point, everyone knew Malcolm Glazer as a third rate billionaire who'd made his fortune using LBOs and not some sort of great entrepreneur or even businessman. He'd made taxpayers pay for Tampa Bay's new stadium.Compare that to the benevolence Abramovich was displaying at Chelsea where it was clear he'd be willing to part with significant amounts of his fortune for the club.This is not me blaming everything on Fergie as he's the only one of two people I've maintained are bigger than the club but anyone with two braincells knew the feud and Malcolm Glazer were both bad news.Fergie at this point had become consumed by his own legend in a way hence he felt he could pick a fight whereas the truth was he was just an amazing manager but not a businessman or a billionaire who have a totally different view of things.
>>150794249
i love /mug/ lads
>>150794328god please no, unless they bring in sir gareth soufgate or rooney as replacementeven phil jones would be funny
Bruno Fernandes'We wanted what City got and that's three points'Manchester United captain Bruno Fernandes, speaking to Sky Sports: "No it's not hard [to find positives]. You have to look at what we did well and it's not enough because you want to win football games. What we did today was not enough to get a result and that's what we'll take from this game. Obviously look at what we have to do better and look to the next game."We need to score goals and not concede. We keep creating chances but were not able to score as much as we wanted. We have to be more in control. We concede three goals we could have avoided."When we go we have to take more risks and be more brave with the last line. When we pass to our centre-backs they go three against three and squeeze so much. The space is very narrow."On whether it feels like United are heading in the right decision: "The result is very bad, very bad on us but I think it's two ways of looking at this game. The goals could have been avoided. On the ball we were very positive, very brave, we were playing the ball forward. When we created chances we could have been more clean."We wanted what City got and that's the three points. City were smart to get the goals in the way they did, they have a very good team and good players."
>>150794453they must be nearly ready to give it to scholes
Amorim on his #mufc system: "I believe in my way and I am going to play my way until I want to change." [Charlotte Duncker]Amorim: 'It is not a record you should have in Man Utd. There are a lot of things. You have no idea what happened during these months, but I am not going to change. When I want to change my philosophy, I will change. If not, you have to change the man.' [Chris Wheeler]'My message is I'm going to give everything. I will do everything, always thinking about what is best for the club. It is not my decision, the rest. Until I am here, I will do my best. I really want to win games. I am suffering more than them.' [Chris Wheeler]Ruben Amorim: "My message to fans: I will do everything. Always thinking about what is best for the club." [Nathan Salt]Ruben Amorim on his message to fans: "My message is I will do everything. I will give everything. It is not my decision the rest. I will do my best. I am suffering more than them." [Rich Fay]'We suffered goals we can avoid'Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: "If you look at the goals, we can avoid those goals. That was the biggest difference. We can do better, especially the second goal. We suffered goals we can avoid."The biggest difference was when we had transitions, we didn't score. In the second half they did better in transition and we suffered in that moment."We can do better, that is clear but again transitions - the third goal, lack of quality in the connection, people don't know who is going to the ball and then the guy is free to score. The first one he is in the middle of four guys and we can be aggressive in that moment."In these kind of games we need to be perfect and in this game we were not perfect. The frustration is always the same because with the amount of chances we need to score goals."We need to work on a lot of things for the next game."'It my fault'
>>150794557Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim speaking to Sky Sports: "We had a big team in the certain moments. If you look at the three goals, we can avoid the three goals. We can be more aggressive."In these kind of games, with top teams the small margins will make the difference. The performance is not good, in certain moments they were better than us and in the end you don't have a good feeling.On where he feels United are at: "We play against one coach that won seven Premier League titles and we are building things, trying to fight against these teams. I am not going to defend myself, it's always the same question, trying to protect myself. We need to do better."If I look to the game, last year we draw and won against City and today we were a little bit better but in the small details it was clearly not goof enough. We are building things but of course we need to win."I'm not happier. I didn't see one player in my team not giving the maximum. The rest is with me. The disappointment sometimes I feel we could run more, but I didn't have that feeling today. It's my fault, not their fault and I am fine with that."I know it's hard on our fans but again, I cannot point to one player [about lack of] effort. With game intelligence we can improve but that is my fault and we can improve."
give it giggsy til the end of the season
Apologize.
to BE FAIRamorim is actually decent at defending.he has never conceded more than 3 goals in the premier league. i guess portugese football is very defensively minded
He’s going after next week’s game i’ve been told. You’d imagine that Garnacho scores or assists in that. Iraola has been lined up as number one option if they can get him.
>>150794847he took 2 goals from Grimsby with the most expensive defender in the world playing for him
>>150789434I'm thinking a 0-8 loss to Pool
>>150794828
>>150794893>Iraola has been lined upwould he want to work with less than what he has now?even bournemouths new training ground shits on carrington and that jacuzzi ronaldo was seething about - probably has more dinner ladies too
>>150791435That's not the only bad thing that happened back in the summer of 1992..
>>150795214based
>>150795323Money
>>150793805Cracks me up every time
>>150794287>sir Baconface
Thank you Lord, for this fantastic /MUG/ night.
>>150795214how do poonited do it?
>>150795214>>150794828I thought he made a mistake that cost them a goal?
>>150787527>>150787540>>150787545>>150787548>>150787553kek
>>150793319I made that meme and did some more edits of it due to requests. Here was the last one.
The Man U job will always come with intense pressure, especially given how toxic everything is around that club. So any manager they choose should be able to handle the media well. Ten Hag and Amorim might have impressed tactically with their previous clubs, but they have been poor at handling the English media and that just makes things harder for everyone at the club. Southgate would unironically be a good choice in this regard, he managed to take an England team that got humiliated by Iceland and built them up into a team that would consistently reach the latter stages of major tournaments. He's probably not the man that will win the league, but he will leave the club in a better shape for his eventual successor and give them a serious chance of taking that final step.
>>150790229Watching highlightshojlundmctominayde bruynede gea in opposite goalI like all these players better
Will Analrim be the next manager out or will he be beaten by Farke, Potter or Pereira?
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How many games until Sesko is 007?
>>150797347He's 005 right now
When did managers become like this? Is it Pep's fault? But even Pep's game as evolved...
>>150797376>Chelsea>BrentfordI hope. I pray.
>>150797390I still don't know what 'that way' is
>>150797390Hope he gets raped by Flyingpigunited
>>150787514bad news guys. the ref has just left the pitch so no obligatory penalties today
>>150797390>being completely inflexible is a virtue, actuallly.
>>150797458Flying Pig United fakes a lot of his OTT stuff ever since his plate smash got him huge sub boost.
>>150793262based fucking leafbro
>>150797524A retarded man with a retarded audience, they deserve eachother.
>>150797522Big Ange did that too, lad. Won him a trophy.
>>150797579>Plays low block to win that trophy>Amorim bamboozled
>>150797575Seething Saeed.
So this is the last Man Utd team to win the Premier League. Wtf happened afterward that made them turn to shit?
>>150793323so that's why she's not attractive, she's tranny-coded...
>>150791759For me it's narrudin.
>>150795214Lmao
>>150797297based
>>150794249He is so stubborn lmao.
If Amorim played Football Manager he would be the type of guy that downloads the same tactic and uses it for every club. Refusing to change.
>>150797977she's hot for what she is, but yeah she's not top tier. her face is too thin and long, that's classically a masculine face shape. classically feminine is cute and round. not that i haven't had sex with longer faced women, i have and have had a lot of fun. but ultimately i wouldn't reproduce with one. i have a long and narrow face too, so if father AND mother have it, our kids would have it really bad. son would be too long and thin even for men, and daughter would have it really bad for girl standards too. i'll only reproduce if i can settle down with a round faced cute as a button qt.people should practice their own eugenics, or basic gentic hygeine. avoids plastic surgeries, also would reduce depression and suicide relating to looks-issues.ching chong woman doesnt like her nose? reproduce with a western man with a thin nose, so your kids will be somewhere in the middle. dont get prastic surgery, make a daughter who looks just like you, and then have her get prastic surgery at 16, ad infinitum. break the cycle of prastic surgery, change your progeny's genetics innit.guy too short? reproduce with the tallest women you can, so your kids will be somewhere in the middle.guy too tall, where life is lliterally uncomfortable (car seats, plane seats, work desks, showers and bathtubs etc)? marry a short qt, kids will being the middle.goes for every feature a person might not like. weak jaw? go for someone with an above average strong jaw, kids will be in the middle. too strong jaw, the opposite. applies in either direction; male selecting a female, or female selecting a male.boobs too. woman unhappy at being flat chested? marry a man on the boobier side. or the opposite, too big? marry a man who has zero gyno and whose female family members are all flat. other way around too, if a man is conscious of his genetic manboobs, dont get surgery, just marry a flat woman, kids will be in the middle. break the cycle of suffering.
>>150799222Is this copypasta? Now it is
>>150797964The best players left/retired when Fergie did who built no lasting legacy or player succession plan for when he left because he's a spiteful cunt and it made him look betterHe left Moyes an awful squad to work with comparatively.
>>150799716most of the players, including the key players, were still there. the players just downed tools. the scary headmaster wasnt there any more, it was some softie nervous supply teacher. the players took full advantage. and the culture has persisted.
I don’t normally feel sorry for Man Utd but they’ve been very hard done to for that Man City 3rd goal. Haaland being at least 8 yards offside and not picked up by the officials or VAR is scandalous really.
>>150790424Who is gonna buy and wear Jlingz merch?
>>150800218heh.
>>150797390More to do with Klopp imo. Because Klopp’s insanity actually did work out when he eventually got the mentality instilled and the right players in the squad. This does not mean you can just keep going with shit tactics and eventually it will work if you allow it to go on for long enough, but this is what managers and club owners alike seem to think now. Pep is more ‘I’m going to dominate possession and strangle any kind of excitement out of the game and you will like it’ while Klopp had an incredibly intense style and tactic that would most likely always work out regardless of team if given enough time, and retards like Amorim’s take away from that is that whatever the tactic is doesn’t matter you just gotta stick to it no matter what and eventually everything will be fine. Is my feeling anyway, could be wrong
>>150800218why is yanited pressing so hard?
>>150791119>the slut that works for Mark Goldbridgelet's see the noods lad
>>150799222lay off the speed man, also nice trips
Real talk, what is the actual main root problem of ManU? It can't be that all coaches are good before and then get exposed here or that all players are shit but play great outside. What's going on with the institution culture that fucks competent people that much?
>>150797524Dunno lad he seemed pretty sincerely buttflustered after that loss to Grimsby
>>150797964Dark, fucked up shit:>Ferdinand admits that the squad had become deeply unhappy with Moyes’ tenure – and in particular his ban on the players eating chips the night before a game.>"It's not something to go to the barricades over (the chips). But all the lads were p****d off,” said Ferdinand. “And guess what happened after Moyes left and Ryan Giggs took over?>"Moyes has been gone about 20 minutes, we're on the bikes warming up for the first training session and one of the lads says: 'You know what? We've got to get on to Giggsy. We've got to get him to get us our f*****g chips back.'”
>>150801297De Ligt and Shaw lack recovery pace so the high line is a massive risk. Also, the midfield is too weak as a double pivot with Fernandes. He is world class as an attacking midfielder BUT if youre only playing 2 midfielders you need TWO defensive midfielders. This means that right now their only way to win is to simply be perfect in attack. Which is obviously very difficult.
>>150801723No chips was the start of the downfall. Many such cases.
>>150797390I actually agree with him on thisYou bring in a manager with a specialist system FOR that system.If he's just gonna be pushed into 4-3-3 then you may as well just sack him and get another manager who is more natural doing that
Erling BRACELAND FUCKED UTD BOYPVSSY, PRESS F
>>150801989Fag
>>150802009seething unitoid, manchester is blue
>>150790741Topped only by hiring Rooney
>>150790381United isn't in actual Manchester
>>150802300Mourinho BACK IN, Rooney his assistant
he wouldnt have let this happen
>>150800218umm
The eternal /mug/ must continue
>>150791047Lots of super rich people dress like the homeless
>>150792657I'm old too.
>>150793342This man is younger than Ronaldo
>>150800218You can't be offside in your own half.
>>150801723Managing football players is literally like being a nursery school teacher, and dealing with a class of naughty toddlers
>>150801297>what is the actual main root problem of ManU?arrogant fans who call for managers to be sacked for finishing below city, liverpool, chelsea and arsenal. if they'd given ole or mou more time they probably would've won the league by now, but they're only going to keep regressing if they continue to change systems every other year.
>>150801297This is just who they are as a club. They'd need another GOAT tier manager who stays with them for decades to be good again.
>>150809388Cheatin ads and eatin ass
>>150787514>tfw I thought United would squeeze a cheeky 0-1/1-2 winGlad I don't bet.
>>150802298Support your local
Grim
>>150809729>since the second world warwhat a convenient 'arbitrary' cutoff point you disingenuous RAT FUCK!
>>150809729>Erik ten Hag is the 3rd greatest Manchester United manager of all timeLEL
>>150809729For me it's Mr. Atkinson
