>Lap:#8102>Countdown to Azərbaycan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150755148>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:206>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:217 (216 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 324 (+15)NOR: 293 (+18)VER: 230 (+25)RUS: 194 (+10)LEC: 163 (+12)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 617 (+33)Ferrari: 280 (+20)Mercedes: 262 (+14)Red Bull RBPT: 239 (+25)Williams Mercedes: 86 (+6)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 951.29 (+50.66)NOR: 936.19 (+78.17)TSU: 920.57 (+79.04)>News:Max got his DMSB Permit Nordschleife (DPN) grade A, can race a GT3 on the NürburgringFIA overturns Carlos Sainz's Dutch GP penalty, so he loses those two penalty points; there's no chance in race outcomeF1 could get around 10 sprint races by 2027 as promoters embrace their 'value'George Russell still doesn't have a contract for next seasonHumiliation for loser H*milton"I can assure you there won’t be speeds of 400km/h," FIA single seater director Tombazis, going against T*rgertard's claim
friendly reminder
Now that the dust has settled, what was his problem?
>>150794986Hasn't been given enough time
>>150794986he cant fill the shoes
>>150794928>F1 could get around 10 sprint races by 2027 as promoters embrace their 'value'lol, yeah by making shit more expensive
gimi
*wins*
Swap Albon and NARG
kill george
>>150794986born to chefforced to drive
>>150794986No Ainu genes enough
>>150795383trutrutru
>>150794928>Catch me if you can
du du du du max pozzedstappen
hello..?
you have reached a number that is no longer in service
>>150796016settle down ok
>>150796016How are youuuu?
>>150796047>no longer in servicewhat does this mean?
>>150796016it is not you I'm looking for
*dial tone*
>>150795401>"Maxu-san, prease try this very eraborate dish I justu made, it's very guud"
>>150796326add orange juice
race week in 1 bong 9 bings
>>150796326i dont get itelaborate on these translucent slices
>>1507966062 bongs 7 bings*
>>150796698some toxic fish or w/e I don't care I only eat land and air meat
>>150796698it's Fugu
>>150796983Fug u too buddy.
Ranking every f1 championship campaign since 80s:>God TierProst - 1986Senna - 1991Schumacher - 1995, 2001, 2002, 2004Verstappen - 2021, 2023, 2024>One of the best titlesProst - 1985Senna - 1988Mansell - 1992(raped everyone enough to deserve to be here)Schumacher - 1994, 2000Hakkinen 1998Alonso - 2005, 2006Vettel - 2011, 2013Hamilton 2018, 2020Verstappen 2022>Deserved championJones - 1980Piquet - 1981, 1983Rosberg - 1982Schumacher - 2003Raikkonen - 2007Vettel - 2010Hamilton - 2014, 2015Rosberg - 2016>Literally carried by the car/luckPiquet - 1987Prost - 1989, 1993Lauda - 1984Hamilton - 2008, 2017, 2019Button - 2009Vettel - 2012>WOAT titlesSenna 1990Hill - 1996Villeneuve - 1997Hakkinen - 1999
>>150796983simply stun the fish
>>150797315>every hamilton championship not under "literally carried by the car/luck"How high on the krok are you?
>>150797402leave fish alone
>>1507973152025 goes on WOAT regardless of which McLaren driver gets it
>>150797315>Senna - 1991Nice job invalidating your whole list as early as the second line.
>>150797315>kwablonsodrop the VPN, josé
>>150797315p decent list desu
>>150797603Name me another driver that won the title after 4 races while not having a dominant car
Name me another driver that will never win a title and dresses up as a banana
>>150798272
>>150798093>not having a dominant carKek. Also, the whole sport was literally rigged for him.
What is the homosexuality rate among the f1 grid compared to the general population, and what motorsport has the lowest rate of faggery? .
>>15079860380%, 50%, rally
When Ollie Bearman awoke one morning, he found himself lying in bed transformed into a giant beetle
>>15079860320%, 50%, moto gp
>>150798603>What is the homosexuality rate among the f1 grid70%, I'd say. Used to be lower, but then the old guard retured and zoomers came in.>compared to the general populationHigh estimates go up to 15%, but that's inflated. Realistically, maybe 5%, and that's including bi-sexuals.>what motorsport has the lowest rate of faggery?F1 Academy. They're all into women.
MotoGP has actual asscams thoughbeit
>>150799438but the jockies are all assless twinks
>>1507986031/e, 1/π, Formula E (Ticktum is so powerfully straight it nullifies any homosexuality in his vicinity)
>>150799520>twinks doesn't matter if they are assless
>>150799665you quoted the wrong postI misspelled jockeyswe're stooping low
>>150799520>Dickbum is straightDoubt that.
>>150798603what's the % of your homosexuality?
ate undercooked beef yesterday and raw salmon todayimma die slow
>>150800334you've a immune system, 90 percent of the warnings about raw meat are just to cover the companies arse in the 5 percent of cases where the meat actually is half-rotten.
>>150800334Idk about da jamin’ isles but those are two proteins I never worry about undercooking, they are pretty safe. I would worry more about your alcohol consumption which is literally poison.
>>150800462that kills the parasites thoughever
>>150800334and how many trannies did you make out with
>>150800523That's like burning the house down to kill one cockoach in it.
>>150800639too many.>>150800658are you suggesting that doesnt work?ivan you know better
I got a reply from the GOAT
>>150800462>>150800523The only proven cure for cholera
>>150795213—all remaining races
>>150800809Doktor Marko is huffing the hopium
>>150800744rundown?
>>150800937Ethereally,. and eternally buckbroken post-2021 Abu Dhabi
what is their keikaku?
What is the homosexuality rate among the /f1/ general compared to the general population?
Why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>150801057Same reason why female team sport athletes are lesbians. They are always around men
>>150801057they're pozzed in the head
La Mision Status:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LStmLlzmXGUbusiness idea: make liberty broadcast play this song and these graphics every time a driver crashes, retires or drops out in qualifyingalso edd straw's official theme song
>>150801057btw are you the bong who used to ask which driver has the biggest penis?
>>150801367no i'm the one who admitted to licking my ex gf's bumhole in the previous thread
>>150800809please let it happen
>>150801426>implying it willn't be Tsuuu winning every remaining race
Ban all over-body aero, overtakes and good racing happen at low speed, introduce fans to create consistent low speed grip and to regain the downforce and laptime lost from the removal of the wings. So you'd have literally no dirty air, potentially faster cars from the low-speed grip, and amazing racing, easy as, this could literally save F1, but of course it'll never happen - far too sensible and fun.
>>150801404ass eating is wrongperiod.
>>150801488I agree with you, I am ashamed of myself
>>150801404Did you use cling-film to insulate yourself from her poo?
>>150801404what did it taste like?
>>150801596yucky moist skin. Probably poop too but I always made sure I was drunk when I did it
>>15080105799.99% I'm the 0.01
>>150801488>>150801543you've a immune system, 90 percent of the warnings about raw anus are just to cover the girlfriend's arse (figuratively) in the 5 percent of cases where the arse actually is half-rotten.
>>150801655>I always made sure I was drunk when I did itso you lick shitholes regularly?
Who maintains the cleanest arsehole out of Marta Garcia, Fabienne Wohlwend, Sophia Flörsch and Yuki Tsunoda
>>150801739only 5% chance of that
If the 1950s f1 grid were able to drive the modern cars and the 2025 grid were to drive the 1950s cars which group of drivers would adapt better to the other time's cars?I kind of want to see if the modern grid would be able to four-wheel drift the old cars with no power steering.
>>150801877>martaspanish cities smell of poo so probably not her>fabihas her maids clean her anus pink clean with fresh mountain spring water after every poo>sophiagerman so deliberately keeps her asshole shitty>yukihas a japanese robot toilet which deep cleans his anus with gadgets and chemicals while sings to him so definitely yuki
>>150801655How were you able to tell which end of your girlfriend was her arsehole and which was her face?
>>15080191150's drivers were fat rich middle-aged men who raced for fun, they wouldn't even be able to brake on the modern cars. It's not even a question but still it somehow remains a common question.
>>150802037Inversely you think the modern drivers could wrench the old cars around corners with their muscles? All their training goes into their neck, the rest of their bodies are as thin as possible to save weight.
>>150802037>t. 18-year-old who can't even drive manual cars
>>150801877sophia has weeks old dried poop tangled in her ass hair
>>150802091>soon there will be fags who dont know what a manuel vroom is
>manuel is literally only in enthusiast cars>even needs the enthusiast trim for shitboxes
>>150802064I can't say I've driven a gripless hot dog at over 200km/h but speed negates the need for powersteering. Modern F1 drivers do train other muscles too though.>>150802091>unironically thinks driving manual cars is a meritI've driven an old manual camper van without powersteering through a narrow city when I was 18 years old 10 years ago. How the fuck are you so clueless about the sport?
>>150802114Id still let her sit on my face
>>150798603F1 is super straight!!
>>150801404Why? women barely even like it
>>150802284Yeah, you're definitely a zoomer without a driver's licence.
>>150802284>speed negates the need for powersteering
>>150802352gf (male)
>>150802352>Why? women barely even like itMy ex liked it, only did it once in the shower so I knew she and her buttshole were clean. I think its the taboo nature or some such. Got to creampie her after so whatever, worthgimi
>>150802497>faster ground wheel go>easier steer wheel turn
Reminder to never date a girl who knows how to rev match
>>150802497Something something spacetime bends more acutely the faster you.Trust the Finn. He's asked ChatGPT.
>>150800809Max literally said he doesn't expect to win again this season in the Monza post-race press conference. RBR on industrial strength copium here
>>150802601>faster ground wheel go>more increase down force>harder steer wheel turn
>>150798603The men enjoyers are well known
>>150802699I'm not 12 and whats happening here
>>150802645I seriously doubt the downforce in 50's cars reached points where it seriously hinders the ability to steer, but what do I know.
>>150802699
>>150802642>he doesn't know
>>150802867I'm saying that if you removed power steering on modern cars, they'd be hard to steer because there is so much down force these days
>>150794986jap zoomers are just lazy
>>150802935They certainly wouldnt have those tiny little steering wheels. There is a reason those old ass cars had big steering wheels
>>150803087Nippon has fallen...
>>150803087>the spirit of BushidoBased おばあさん戦士.>I'd entertain clients all nightBased おばあさん芸者.>and go straight to golfBased ゴルフおばあさん.
bring back stick shift in F1clutch pedal, gated shifter, no syncs
>>150803087>i'd entertain clients all night>38 hours without sleep was normal
>>150803087Based Japanese zoomers. What’s the point of having a beautiful country if you actually cannot enjoy it
biz idea: replace the steering wheel with a joystick that also controls the active aero
>>150803698Careful what you wish for. 80% of today's F1 drivers don't know how to deal with light rain.
>>150803087holy golem
>>150804291FACT: more crashes = more better
>>150801655Why the fuck are people liking dirty buttholes nowadays? The golden rule of liking butthole back in my days was to always make sure to do it when you at least were half sure it was reasonably clean down there.
>>150802497it literally does lmao
>>150804432pause.
>>150804572Restart
>>150804355
>>150804685youre just a whole ass 5'6 queer arent you?
>>150804432Yjk Latinxers rim you really well. F1 related because senner was a latinx and probably got rimmed all day
>>1508047235'10 highly straight king of manlets here
>>150804685leave the gun, take the crumpets
>>150804768no i remember
>>150804786Nothing wrong about liking men that look indistinguishable from women
>>150804813dont disrespect women
>>150804756Yeah and they make sure to lick clean bumholes. Firs worlders be liking dirty buttholes all day I swear
>>150804840>t.
>>150797315Both Hamilton 2018 and 2020 are literally carried by the car/luck -tier
>>150804867Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>150804835I’m just telling it how it is
>>150804855Don’t let white women see this!
gn /f1/
I think we should call time on this "sport"
>>150805181gn (I hope I don't wake up)
>>150804855
>>150805223I do because it's race week
>>150803087sned me to japan, i'll fixing their birthing problemGod - just imagine it, to be an official breeding officer of the Japanese government, every woman over 25 who is not married will be required to be impregnated by a designated breeder.Incidentally there must be a single man in human history who has impregnated the most women, what would that number be? 10,000? 100,000? A man could theoretically impregnate five women a day, in 60 years ~ 20,000 days 100,000 kids would be possible.
>>150805241>A man could theoretically impregnate five women a daySeven, actually, in one night:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQ0N2SMZNA
>>150805241u ok?
Your response?
>>150805475Qualifying doesn't matter. Race finishing positions do.And that's 12-2.
>>150805504>Qualifying doesn't matter. Race finishing positions do.>And that's 12-2.Lechud phonies BTFO by German SCIENCE
>>150805475lequali
monday monday mondayrace weeeek
Thoughts on the current season so far?
>>150805964All races are invalid in accordance with FIA rules except Canada.
>>150805964Nah. Better not to think about it.
>>150805964Shit year for Ferrari
>>150805964>24 race season>5 races in the last 3 months
>>150806078>Shit year for FerrariThey're regularly finishing on the podium.It's not that bad, as long as you can look beyond the 100M wasted and what could have been with a second driver.
>>150806078>>150806182He was blitzing this race too lol
>>150805354savedd
>>150806181The drivers need their summer vacations, anon.Besides, you can't let them race in the summer heat. What if they all suffer heat strokes?These are sensitive young men, please don't demand too much og them.
vro i the whole liter...vroooooooooooooooo........
>>150803087>muh Bushidoreminder that Bushido was made up in the 1880s to con tourists and now the country actually believes it's own bullshit
>>150806265sleep tight anon :)(feeling good mon - rastafarian accent)
>>150806265That's okay, water is good for you
>>150805964Far too many goblin wins this year
>>150806347im not even tired(second litre is on duty, i bought stella too)
>>150806399kek he reminds me of tim walz retarded son in this pic
>>150806182>regularly finishing on the podium.5 podiums in 16 races doesn't qualify as regular anymore though. it's more like chuck is le occasional podium man this season
>>150805964Besides actually going to see the race at the Red Bull Ring, Hulk podium and Lando crashing himself out at Canada have been the only real highlights.
>>150806457>Tell Oscar to let me through!!!!
>>150806523What does qualify as regular then? Max has 7. Is that enough to be regular? If not, then the only regular podium finishers are the McLaren shitters.
>>150803087>I suffered so everyone else has to suffer too, or they're lazyRemove boomers
>>150806670should be close to 50% at least. max was a podium regular until austria when he had a streak of no podium finishes. so yes only the papaya bottoms could be considered regular podium finishers this year
>>150806654
>>150805964Great year for Willy.
>>150806875one willy*
>>150806788>only the papaya bottoms could be considered regular podium finishers this yearToo grim for me.
We are are so Baku
>>150806973
cadillac = brawn GP 2trust me bros
Checo you are the world champion
>>150807130>GP 2GP2 engine
oooh so max really isnt the bialogical father of kelly's first born
>>150807706Why do you think she's called Penelope Kvyat?
>>150807706
>>150807750Once upon a time in the western world, a couple who had children out of wedlock would always have the mother's surname instead of the father's just incase there was a separation. A lot has changed over the years.
>>150807823m9 that isn't Kelly's surname either
>>150807840Hence is why im in tard jail.
Old vrooms.
>>150807706>>150807823>>150807873
>>150807885Squints have to look at pictures this way? No wonder Yuki is struggling
>>150794986Can barely reach the pedals.
>>150807750Is Penelopes real father... A... You know...?
im eating the whole sosage
i think he's right because he talks a bit about an ancient F1 season that i didn't watch
>>150809472
>>150809481This is silly, Lewis clearly isn't in the top 5 drivers right now. Oscar makes a good case for number 5 position, his overtakes this season have been outstanding, regardless of the overpoweredness of the car
>>150809481>jorj over chuck>old man hamilton and old man alonso in the top 5 driverslmao what is this listAnd as much as I don't like Norris he's just as good as Russell
>>150809481>jorj > chuck>shamilton>demon hell>jackoff villeneuve>top 5 of their grid
tell me how to sosage
>>150809481>guy who's losing the wdc to 2 cuckstomer drivers in the top 3you can't reason with pozfags
gn
>>150809731>>150809778jorg is fasteryall madHOES mad HOES MAD HOES MAD
>>150810051jorj is a slow cunt and has no racecraft. his teammates? latifi, shamilton, fakegimi
>>150810146>pace: 0>racecraft: 0>car development: 0>dindunuffin: 10000000
>>150810146>ftxheh
>>150810146wheres the shitposter that has the 3 minute long webm of jorg heems
>>150794986To compensate his smallness.
>>150803087Elite European drivers (and elite European anyone) work 50% less and achieve 50% more. Yes Max is an autist, but he literally spends his life "playing", which would be looked upon as unserious in an Asian shithole. All of the shitty Asian drivers in F1 get fired sooner than later. This woman is literally taking pride in being a retarded smooth brain slave and a whore.
>>150803087yjk she's full of shit
>>150810842makes you wonder what happened to that great country she grew up in
iwasa to eff juan when?
>>150810938The same thing that happened to every other country on this planet.
>>150810981of course, the manlet epidemic
sexophia
>>150811145good wood revivial she should be in a cute flowery dress with a scarf on her head and wearing heels
>>150811145holy filters, batman
>>150811145
>>150811349not a filter
>>150811145is this the bitch that used to complain about being ''poor'' because she didnt have the money to pay for a full racing season? like she even bitched about the dad of a kid who sold his classic ferrari to pay for his son's career
>>150811425women have unlimited ability to spend money
>>150805240!!!
narb is winning this week
>>150812176max is winning this weekend tho
>>150812176if winning means getting fucked then yes
if by winning you mean he's going to get fifth place behind lando, oscar, max and charles then sure it's his week
capping you fagswatch your backi will screen shot u
>>150812277start with screen shotting those dubs
>xe doesn't realize that red bull's latest upgrades have made it almost as fast as the mclarens and now max is going to utterly dominate again
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
Yukis job this season is to DNF oscar once Max catches up on pointsTrust the planArigatou Kamikaze Goku
Lucky Strike BAR* Honda*Bang Alba Racing
>>150812277
>>150812287Yes. I will piss on his grave and shart on his gravestone once he's dead.
>>150812329Seems a tad too far m8
>>150811425She even had a sugardaddy(gercollector)
There's another Max in the US junior series who's doing well. I wonder if he's going to go race in Europe
>>150812380not planning on it at the moment, too much of a commitment
>>150812390If he wins NXT he should go do F2
>>150812333Nah, he'll probably get buried in the UK, it's a short flight from here.
>>150805964McLaren domination is somehow worse than RB wins lel
>>150812515Because both drivers are gay poofter cucks. Max is a Chad and Poorez was a charmingly lazy and inept beaner.
>>150812531poorez was the best medshitter
>>150805964I would rather get anally raped by a horse than endure another season like this ever again
>>150805964Yeah no we need two month gaps between every race because we should be thinking about the teams being with their "families" even though most of them are single.
Does le.. GFORCE rape your body that hard compared to normal sports
HellooooooRace week
Get up. It's time for work.
Meanwhile in Japan
>>150812750Formula ArmouredIs the one with the cannon allowed to shoot at the opponent?
>>150812750>>150812778blue shell homing armor rounds1 per match (can only use if in last place)
>>150805964>jorg won in canadai don't remember thatdid it actually happen?
jorj is the special k of formula one drivers
>>150812828No, he had a penal
penal in the anus
>>150810981how on earth did she get away with that
>>150812984nothing wrong with throwing your heart out to the crowd
>>150812750since they aren't going to exact revenge for 1945, that looks like the best use for any japanese military vehicle
>kills your chances of p5 and replaces it with a dnf
Migu
>>150812750twisted metal style races when?
Huh? Wasn't Leclerc supposed to be a great qualifier?
>>150813211>amxno teammate>museoteammate eats clag paste before each quali>gabbohas had two utter shitter teammates, whereas only chuck's this year teammate is an utter shitter
>>150813211there was 40 qualy sessions so far?
>>150813238I wish I could say Sainz is shit as well because he scored so little points compared to Albon but I won't betray my principles of having actually watched the races.
How do you guys cope with watching a bunch of immensely successful 20-something year olds?Hella afraid yall will absolutely dog me for this but out of curiosity anyone else struggle with this. I love f1 and lots of other Motorsport but as a 22 year old sometimes it can feel like “oh f**k, these mf’s are already successful,” meanwhile idk wtf I’m doing. So I ask, for the rest of you that watch f1 and other Motorsport, does it bother anyone else? You know, the fact that we’re watching a bunch of people who are basically children (early to late 20’s a few in their 30’s) with their lives already figured out. Please don’t dog me out, curious if anyone else experiences this thought or if I’m just a insecure tweaker
>>150813242>there was 40 qualy sessions so far?24 in 2024, 16 this year.
>>150813276>How do you guys cope with watching a bunch of immensely successful 20-something year olds?You'll get past it once you hit 30. The things you now think matter in life ... really don't. And people rarely ever get money or success because they actually earn it.
>>15081327695% of drivers are nepobabies with rich parents that are part of the wealthy 1% of the human population. There was never any opportunity for you or most everyone else, stop wasting energy thinking about it, it doesn't matter.
Post :- Age- Location- Best SeasonIll start32Illinois, USA2007
>>150813412Bronze AgeIn my bedAutumn
good night
>>150813412Oud brokkelUr mumThe first, all series get worse after
>>15081341250Loli Bitch IslandSummer
Its school week for Alba
>>150813211alonso got shit on by ocon, though
>>150813565Alonso is old, anon. Geriatric.You have to concentrate on the small achievements, not point out the failings that naturally come with advanced age.
wish alba would shit on me, bro
fun fact: ocon has only ever outscored one of his teammates (kwablonso)
>>150811145>>150811364>>150811381TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>Ferrari team boss Fred Vasseur remains “convinced” that Lewis Hamilton will get back to his best at Ferrari sooner rather than later, admitting the squad might have “underestimated” the changes the Briton has experienced so far this year.LMAO holy cope for the shitter by 'Rarri
>>150813910Vasseur was a mistake.
>>150813276That's easy, I just look down on the younger generations and belittle contemporary youth culture without making any attempt whatsoever to understand it.
>>150813967>without making any attempt whatsoever to understand it.Its not worth trying to understand. Youths are retarded
>>150813276What do you mean? I spend my free time exactly like successful 20-something year old does: playing vidya with frens.
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/formula-1-and-pottery-barn-kids-and-pottery-barn-teen-unveil-first-home.5SS8ZIpnteKAwxiip9J7U1Just when you think F1 cant get any gayer.>Made using premium quality and sustainable materials, the Formula 1 for Pottery Barn Kids collection will feature bedding, rugs, decor and accessories which will transform the bedrooms and playrooms of young fans into imaginative, race-ready spaces to further ignite their passion for speed.>Available around the world in all Pottery Barn locations, the ranges feature a striking palette of racing red, jet black, crisp white and sleek metallic accents throughout, with iconic chequered patterns and textured embroidery as well as high-quality graphic prints.
>>150814009>Pottery Barn Kids collectionSounds Epsteiney.
>>150813910vasseur is pozzed in the head
>>150813910>just two more weeksdruk fred was a mistake
>>150813910It was working out well with Sainz in 2024, 2 race wins, why fuck with it? Vasseur needs a slap for messing with a good pairing
>>150814009>no red f40-esque bed
>>150814215>It was working out well with Sainz in 2024Sainz was never even remotely as bad as Hamilton.
>>150814244I wasn't being sarcastic, Sainz was doing great, 2 wins to Charles's 3. Now Hamilton is heading for an entire season without a podium. What an expensive fuck up considering Hamilton is on €80 million salary at Ferrari
>>150814265Neither was I. Sainz was decent, Hamilton is trash. They may have been expecting him to be an improvement to last year initially, but to still hold on to him is madness.
>>150814215marketing, poois brings moneysaar is literally who compared to pooiswho couldn't predicted that poois would be this bad this year
>>150813957>>150814175>>150814201Elkann probably hired him
>>150814290>who couldn't predicted that poois would be this bad this year/f1/ predicted it. Reddit predicted to opposite. Ferrari listened to reddit.
>>150814290>marketing, poois brings moneyNot enough to offset what he is doing to their image as a fraud team. Poois fans cant even afford Rarri merch
>>150814290There are over 1.5 billion future Canadians that they could market Sainz to
>>150814215>gets exposed by AlbonoWe got too proudy
Sex with teenagers
>>150814305of legal age
>>150814311You are legal, Alba.
Who is pushing this Sainz return to Ferrari talk?
>>150814311>>150814351No human being is illegal!
>>150814368Yep, crisp.
saar is the most JUSTed driver on the grid right nowhe got kicked out from fucking Ferrari and replaced by washed up pooishe thought other top team would sign him (redbull or merc) but both ignored him and he had to settle down for williams where he gets beaten on daily basics by thailadyJUST
>>150814351I am not Alba! :(
Cunts better quash my convictions now
>>150813276By having a decently good job, a nice house with garage and garden, my own family and good friends around.
>>150813301this, but unironically
Why people are so seething about mclaren dominance here? It's not even rbr 2023 level or ferrari 2004. They will fall back next year for sureI mean, I don't like fat Brown he's nowhere around the word sympathy but Ron Dennis has done things much worse.
>>150814572>rbr 2023 level>ferrari 2004You're confusing driver performance with car dominance.When your car is good enough to make shitters like Norris (or Hamilton or Button) serious contenders for the championshit, that means something is really out-of-balance.
>>150814368Don't deadOpen inside
>>150814606>this will make me a faster racing driver
>>150814605Wonderful sentiment.
>>150814572the rbr was pure shit, though
>>150813957Wasn't it pretty much confirmed Fred was against the $100 million dei hire?
>>150814215I don't think anyone was actually expecting hamilton to literally be complete and utter shitPlan was for him to get the occasional podium, maybe a win or two, to look "iconic" and sell tons of merch to casual fans
>>150813412Over 18France2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2007
>actually participating in the data gatheringngmi
>>150814572Main problem is McLaren dominates with two drivers that aren't in the top 3 of the grid, and that they don't actually fight on track or off.Mclaren's neutering of the title fight (idk if it's micromanaging or if their drivers are just both pushovers) is unironically worse than Merc or Ferrari telling Bottas/Rubens to let their teammate through. At least you could say they were ruthless and had a reason to admire or hate them; the only reason to hate McLaren is exactly because there's nothing to love or hate about them
>>150814848>the only reason to hate McLaren is exactly because there's nothing to love or hate about themIn my head this sentence made senseThe only reason to hate McLaren is that there is nothing to love or hate about them, is better I guess
>>150814714So pure even Poorez took the 2nd in the WDC
>>150813910bald fraud>>150814175too much sun directly on his exposed skll
>>150814930>too much sun directly on his exposed skllfried like an egg
>>150813412FUCKYOUGLOWIE
>>150814848idk PS3 seems like a solid performer with some autism levels people like. He could be more certain about mclaren in terms of "papaya rules". My guess he just wants to take the title before taking all the insides out loud
>6am race
>>150815205more like 13:00
Comfy 7pm start time.
>>150815355crisp sandgroper
>6pm raceComfy
>>150813276>How do you guys cope with watching a bunch of immensely successful 20-something year olds?Tbh professional athletes and the like are so far removed from my life I don't bother comparing myself to them.
>>150812750someone post the JAV Grand Prix gif where the “medical car” pulls up to the scene of the “accident”
>>150815205It's 15:00 you bum>>150815435Hi Charles
>>150815477Hi Mazepin
There's a race?
multiple actually
>>150814773>Wasn't it pretty much confirmed Fred was against the $100 million dei hire?I didn't say that he was the only mistake.
>>150815536name five
>>150814848>worse than Merc [...] telling BottasNo. It's an exact repeat of that. Norris and Hamilton are both maximally-untalented shitters and Piastri and Bottas are both cucks with no self-esteem.
>>150815629Italian Italian AmericanAmericanAmerican
>>150815629DarlingtonMartinsvilleRichmondBristolDover
>>150815536Grand PrixSprintEndurance Time trialJackie ChaAWWW FUCK
I fucking hate max verstappen
>>150815816For >>150815629Sorry I am not very good with computers
>>150815825Yes. You've made that clear by now.You also don't need to repeat that you love to suck Hamilton's cock. Everybody knows that already as well.
>>150815825calm down
garlic bread
>>150815937NICK NO
>>150815653>>150815659
>2025 ends in two weeks Races for this feel?
>>1508159802025 Azerbaijan Grand Prix
>>150815980Motul Grand Prix of Japan
>>150815980anon....what do you know?
ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSRHACCE CHWEEEEEEK Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>150815980>>150816076Time can not be stopped
>>150816152https://youtu.be/7wfYIMyS_dI?si=cKPZ25wLQcK8M23G
>>150816121i want to slaughter these """""people""""" with the utmost of brutality
>RBR 2026 teammateHow's Is-ACK going to manage?
>>150816182sweet can't wait til he's branded a bust and fuck up when amx takes him to the cleanersfuckheads rbr never learn
>>150816182Isackbros, we got too cocky...
>>150816200It's new regs anon... And blame Newey for being the autist to orient his design to the fastest way only
>>150816200Perez was the king of the shit pile wasn't he.
>>150816217>orient his design to the fastest way onlyBut he didn't design the McLaren.
>>150816238Then that's because Newey is pure shit
>>150816182pookibros...
>>150816241Who designed the McLarens?
>>150816182Its over. RIP Isacc
>>150816258if this season was real, poonoda would be gone after summer break
It is not over, norris can still easily win the championship
>>150816182>next year's RB will be abysmal>Max stops giving a fuck and just throws the season before leaving for another team>this will make it look as if Hadjar was beating him on merit>Hadjar becomes RB next "real deal", i.e. Ricciardo 2.0>goes on to massively underperform from 27 onward when RB comes back
https://x.com/formularacers_/status/1967646373190439258>Esteban Ocon warns against Sprint Races:>"We live in a consumer world where we seek out content more often. We watch a Netflix series and don't want to wait between seasons.>"At the same time, sometimes it's important to wait patiently and enjoy the GP.">@Automoto_it
>>150816182>rb is sacrificing rookie careers to atone for all the slurper seasons they generated
>>150816428Who becomes RB golden boy then? Lindblad? Who's the youngest F2 winner Colnaghi? Who's the currently going for back-to-back rookie titles. Coronel who's looking menacing in ginetta juniors before his F4 campaign in 2026?
>>150816541Lindblad is RB's next big guy. Pepe Marti goes after him.
>>150816587Feel like it's going to be a switcharoo like 10 years ago when everyone thought Kvyat was it. then it was someone else
>>150816152What about russian time?
>>150816668In CSSR, time stops you.
What thing(s) that David Crofty says on commentary that gets you most annoyed?For me:>the ol’ switcharoo>[tortured analogy]>to be fair
Charlie Leclerc has a foot fetish
>>150816668sadly it struck 12 for them
>>150814572McLel are the new incarnation of the great satan
>>150816709>Jenna OrtegaShe and her costart recently played with their pussies in a youtube vid:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6PSHa6RU3UF1-related because all those zoomer drivers have no interest in pussies at all.
>>150816182>nice career you got there kid, would be shame if someone ruined it
AMX could never be this based I'm afraid
>>150816691>Lando Norris>Lewis Hamilton>through goes >the team from Woking
>>150816787I heard this in his voice in my head so I'm annoyed
which driver do you think had the hardest time lerning english?>can't say yugi
>>150816871Hamilton.
Tell me your fondest memory of the following drivers:>Felipe Massa>Adrian Sutil>Nico Rosberg>Nick Heidfeld>Fabienne Wohlwend>Rubens Barrichello
if there was some italiano with a "fagliano" surname would they abbreviate it as "fag"
winning wdc 2008 at home in interlagosglassing some pooffirst podium in melbournecrashing into medical car doorbig breasts in red swimsuitraving about tenga penis masturbator that gamui gave him
>>150816901NIPPLES
>>150816925
>>150816925I went to school with a bloke whose surname was "Fagg". Obviously he was constantly ridiculed for it. Just looked him up on LinkedIn and found him, he hasn't changed his name out of shame
>>150816901I remember seeing a rumor about Massa that he used to have sex before his races. That's why his starts were so good
>>150816957Reminder that the Aston Martin TP is unironically named Mike Crack
>>150816901>Felipe MassaHim winning the 2008 championship.>Adrian SutilHim winning the 2012 TV Total Stockcar event.>Nico RosbergHim winning the 2016 championship>Nick HeidfeldHim winning .. .erm ... the 1997 German F3 championship, I guess? Not that I have any memory of that.>Fabienne WohlwendHer getting posted on /f1/.>Rubens BarrichelloHis home race win + tearful podium.
>>150816450wtf I love the ratboy now
Is Fabienne Wohlwend able to do this?
No but she can build one hell of a gorilla nest
>>150816957hope you tried to make him an actual fagg by beating him with a bundle of sticks, wrestling his pants off and brutally fucking him up his arse hole then burning him with cigarettes
>>150816901Nick Heidfeld was the best german driver in F1 2007-2011
>>150817046oops, wrong file
>>150816991>Fabienne Wohlwend>Her getting posted on /f1/.It’s strange how /f1/ has collectively memory holed that video of her walking naked by the river
>>150817082i got 3 dayer for posting it last time
>>150817104Thank you for your service
>>150817104>3 dayerYour boner lasted three days?Impressive.
>>150817121should have seen the colour - it was dark purple by the endmy knob was full african black
Wohlwend’s boobs aren’t even that big so I don’t know why you’re all so obsessed over her
>>150812152Good evening
I think goblando sucks
Formula One
is
a
>>150815435
>>150814387His signing was the most corporate and gay move ever. I'd say that Sainz and Lewis are about on par these days, bringing in a washed up nearly 40 old driver that they know won't deliver is so retarded
>max so bored with f1 he's officially doing side quests with endurance racing>also serving as like half the team at rbf1>"I can go do other stuff" is probably in his contract so that he stays at rbThey might as well just rename the team "verstappen redbull" or something. Nigga IS the team, and they know it.
>>150813697I still don't get why they replaced Kmag for Ocon. They're about at the same skill level
Albon is probably going to replace Max if he leaves in 2027.
>>150817304Team will probably become boring as fuck like McLaren or Mercedes once he leaves. Rookies are all lame as hell
>>150817157Because size doesn't matter at all.It's about shape. And texture.
>>150817304Lmao, I've got a vpn set to LA (I use it purely for obfuscation), and it's somehow changed my flag to India.
>>150817328>we are back in the cursed Albono timeline
>>150817328nah, redbull is done with albon
>>150817354SIR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE VPN
>>150817354>the US of A>somehow changed my flag to India.See you in Valhalla, brother.
so what is the formula?
>>150817444For me, it's Legends
>>150817074she can practice spins on a Pole iykwim
Its out>It's outhttps://youtu.be/afApBUNidQw>https://youtu.be/afApBUNidQw
>>150816450Consoom, consoom. Destroy everything that exist. Total ontological destruction
>>150816182should've sandbagged and played the long game HAHAHAH
>>150817605Lawson is out once the next twink comes around my man
>>150817373Apparently the Thais want him back
>>150817457ikwym
>>150815474What's the name of that video? Just now I realize I've never seen it outside of here
>>150817644fuck them, they need to shut the fuck up and enjoy free money
>>150816182RB 1-2 WCC OU LA RÉEMIGRATION
>>150817171Good evening
!!
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwL311ONXyM
>>150817747
>>150816691Not specifically Crofty, bur British commenting in general:>roight 'and soide
>>150817692SDMS-993No, I'm not, it's just google is not banned here yet.
>>150817804It only sounds like "oi" if you don't know how to pronounce "o" (like Americans, who turn it into "ah") - most English people pronounce the long i sound like "aye", completely distinct from "oi"
>>150816691>And he's gaining, GAINING, will he have a LOOK? JUST not CLOSE enough for a LUNGE into turn one (the car was 0.9 secs behind at the DRS detection point before the pit straight and the TV director had shown the last three laps of the car trying to overtake and we saw the car was not even remotely close to get alongside when it was 0.4 secs behind at the detection point)
>>150802114This is not true
I hate Crofty but his commentary at AD21 for everything after Brundle said “AND IT’S ENDING - WOW!” was incredible
>>150817910TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>150817878I was exaggerating, but I do visibly cringe when they say it
This is the Formula
>>150817943yep
>>150817943nah she's too tall
>>150817943Man, she got way too skinny.
>>150817956oh apparently she's only 5'8"she looks taller
>>150817943Her husband is heavily invested in the Audi (Sauber) F1 project>>150817961This video is from Covid lockdowns.She’s had a kid since then and she’s had an Anri Okita-tier weight gain
>>150816957was his first name richard [crying-with-laughter emoji]
>>150817943I prefer the sister
>>150817444For me, it's Cyber
>>150817444Copy we are checking
>>150818212 An now Sophia puts other people things (money included) on her mouth, and other orifices. How funny.
>>150818212Why is she so racist?
>>150818334Its natural to Bavarians after being exposed to roaches
max's half exposed buttcrack swimsuit
>>150818212Why do all Hamilton fanboys look the same?
Japanese Guy on Bike Yelling "SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX".mp3
>>150818212>underrepresented How brownoids and foids think they can get into anything when are simply not good enough to get in.
>>150800809I don't believe a single word here
>>150803087These people were the ones who made japan an utopia, so much that the current young generation grew fucking weak because they never encountered any real problems, and now they are getting raped by immigration and tourism and dont have the force to fight back because again, they were raised as weaklings.
I bet Sopha has a prisitine asshole because she is always ready to get assfucked
>>150805964Bring back 2023, if a car is gonna dominate the grid then at least put a good driver in there so we can break some records on the regular
do you own a ferrari?
>>150818681the car was pure shit, though
>>150813211>AlonsoHis teammate is Stroll, who he is currently losing to>RussellHis teammate is fake gimi, who fucking sucks>VerstappenHis teammates are in the 2nd red bull
>>150818720I bought a FerrariI bought a Ferrari (I'm only joking, yeah)Yeah, yeahYeah, yeahYeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeahBut I'm as happy as can be
>>150816182He had a good runGood night sweet prince
>>150817910okay maybe it's only days old since anon keeps eating it
>>150818377explain
>>150818745Proud of you, neighbor. Take good care of it.
>>150818720I have a 250gto
>>150818720my mom and dad said i can't own a car until i sweep the floors... it's been 25 years and i still haven't swept the floors.
>>150818720I pre-ordered the 2029 Ferrari Hamilton (only available in Black)
>>150818720Yes. Black F50
>>150819125I once owned a black F-150
>>150819177>I once owned a black [...]wtf dude?
i am officially relenting
>>150817209>>150817223>>150817238>>150817264Formula one is a dog
>>150816182RIP mini ratto>>150817943fuck kill marry>>150818411the last good looking mclel
>>150819346>fuck kill marryWho the fuck are kill and marry even?
>>150818961get them a red vacuum for christmas, slap a ferrari sticker on it
>>150819177>tfw own a black F-150it broke down though(fix ot rgain dony)
>>150816182Remember when yukifags thought he was actually going to amount to be something? Hadjar should purposely sabotage the rest of his season to stay away from rbr.
>>150819358>killwho knows>marryKate Easton. 7 hours searching in Paint
>>150819367>thing that reads "Ferrari", is noisy and sucksThey'll think it's Lewis Hamilton!
>>150819381>Kate Easton.>AZnude: 23 Photos, 8 Videos, 25.9K ViewsVery cute tits. Definitely deserves more views. But apparently she doesn't get any good roles in non-trash films.
actually a cool livery
>>150819376of course he should, abdul
we relent
no new threads until gaza is free
>>150819873F1 will be dead long before Gaza is free.
>>150819873>Texas GP next month>before the race starts, all engines are turned off>a large screen displays Charlie Kirk with the date of his birth and death >moment of silence for a minute Liberty Media would do this. Skip Texas/US GP and move to the next country please.
>>150820449Just let Mexico take back Texas. Then let Bernie take back F1. Problem solved.
do it or i make it zesty
>>150820777>777Ollie!! bread for trips of truth!!
>>150820777>zestyIs it time for the 24 hours of lemons again already?
Hadjarbros... We lost BIGly..
i dont want to bake
>>150820874Good. Never do it again.
>>150820874relenters never prosper
>>150820874DOITWE LOVE YOUR BAKES!!!!!
if no one bakes ill bake a skibidi toilet edition
i lied. imagine baking for free KWAB. couldn't bee me
>>150821143just do it
>>150821163>>150821163>>150821163>>150821163>>150821163gayboi thread :3
yeah nah, see yall in #8104
guess i'll just wait until wednesday to post gimi
Welp, fuck that shitGood night lads
*sigh*baking real one
migrate to real new>>150821300>>150821300>>150821300>>150821300>>150821300>>150821300
