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Moments that matter edition
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>when it turns out we have a great poomunity and it’s just one coomer shitting up threads
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/150754548/deleted/deleted/page/1/
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>chatty
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>>150800817
chatty, is this real?
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Carn Bulldogs do a thing!!
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>beavis
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Morning fellas, reminder that Walsh did nothing wrong
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>drinks from toilets
>accidentally headbuts people
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>wins matches
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How funny will it be when Reynolds comes back for the GF and they LOSE. I would literally poo my pants from laughter.
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Walsh will be playing fullback in the Ashes
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>>150804264
Haha, actually I don't get the jokey can you explain it to me?
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Walsh should be. If he's suspended for more than two games they'll have to bring another fb
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Michael Chamas is reporting that Reece Walsh will escape with a a fine for his head but, justice!!!
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>>150799351
Sharks
Panthers

Brisbane
Sharks

Sharks
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Still don't know what Hudson Young got binned for
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instigating biffers is a naughty no no
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>>150807075
Starting a fight and acting American
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That last 15mins from Walsh might be the best 15mins weve seen from a player all season
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Forgot to post this for the anon who asked for the link to the fat Italian milf with huge fake tits who I got a happy ending massage with prostate stimulation from on Friday.
https://www.locanto.com.au/sunshinecoast/ID_3470533733/Massage-Erotic-and-sensual-Nude-slide-G-spot-massage-Noosa-38.html

She's basing herself on the Sunny Coast for at least a few months, then going back to Sydney.
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>>150775849
The jinx
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>trusting an amerifat on any topic that isn't what jew dick tastes like
lol
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>>150809905
Best 15 minutes since Cleary in the 2023 Grandfinal
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SB paying $4.50 for the rif to win the comp
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>melbourne brisbane gf
I couldn't think of a single match-up more disappointing across any other in the entire comp.
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>>150810324
Storm Pedref
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>The Broncos have suffered a finals blow with utility Billy Walters suffering damage to his ACL in Sunday’s epic qualifying final victory over the Raiders.
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What's Jetayas mad Monday outfit?
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>>150810324
As long as the BroncGODs are in it I am happy.
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>>150810324
Would be a kino raiders-broncs grandfinal now..
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>>150810324
Penrith/Melbourne again would be worse
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Willison, Mam, and Reno are reportedly all ready to be back for the Broncs in the prelim. Haas is fine, no injury to his ankle just bruised. Walters is out with an acl which is a big problem. Carrigan suspended for one match with Reece copping a fine.
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>>150810932
I reckon we see Ezra back next game
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Really glad to hear spoonasslel have appointed heavyweight coach, Justin Holbrook for 2026.
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We all saw how Holbrook got the Roosters attack firing against the Sharks
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Chatty who is your favourite NRLW player?
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I thought the holbrook thing was just fox sports bloggers making shit up to fill their daily article quota a few weeks ago lol
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>>150811184
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>>150811245
I could get behind this
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>>150811245
What Chinese cartoon is this from?
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>>150810915
nah...
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Disliking the BroncGODs is a mental illness.
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Is it mad Monday for teams that didn’t make the finals today or last Monday?
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Traditionally you have your Mad Monday as soon as your season is over
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>>150811524
It's mad Monday for Poosters and Warriors
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>>150811355
The one on the left is the monkey from Speed Racer
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NRLW mad Monday tonight ladies
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might go to town tonight lads>>150811864
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>>150800817
Kek. KEK
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Now that the dust has settled, should wahs customers be happy with what we achieved this season?
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The team will have to take a lot of lessons from the way they lost heaps of games towards the end of the season, especially home games. They're competitive so that's something and they could be top4 with a little improvement
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I wouldn't say be happy, I'd be pissed off and motivated for next year if my team dropped off like that
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If broncos get knocked out in the first round of finals it causes an existential crisis that echoes across the entire rugby league sphere for the next 6 months
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>>150812009
I think the injuries really killed our team, not that we fell off through lack of effort or whatever. Metcalfe is lowkey elite and his injury (in particular) killed us
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>>150812040
Just had a look at the last few games from rd20 on only beat bottom three teams and lost every game, sometimes closer than others, against decent teams. Very bad form going into the finals for whatever reasons, it's not really a surprise they lost
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>>150812040

Metcalf has never made it through a full season and no reason to think he will next year either.
We badly need a backup half and tannah boyd just aint it.
Best bet metcalf injured early in the season so recovers around finals time, that just leaves us needing somebody who can play decent in the halves which we currently dont have. Our entire next season rests on us replacing tannah boyd with somebody better, fuck it maybe just take the plunge on jett cleary, he doesnt need to be as good as nathan clearly, just good enough we can still win while metcalfe is inevitably missing for a chunk of the season.
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>>150812072
definitely agree that tannah aint it. people forget how much boyd shat his pants before halasima scored that amazing try.
pretty much agree with all of your comment actually
is it time to blood in jett cleary? fuck it if he isnt nrl standard yet, he'll rise to the occasion
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This whole season has been a big battle of attrition - don't think the warriors are the only top 8 team that had a tough time with injuries
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It's a weird year, honestly there's no elite team aside from Penrith despite their slow start they've been winning well and not letting in soft tries. Yesterday was a good game, really good, but a lot of defensive errors leading to tries. Melbourne are winning but were expected to do it easier and they've had some lapses like losing two in a row and they aren't as scary at home now as they usually are.
Canberra and Canterbury don't have finals experience and will both be tested hard this week
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>>150812139

yeah but look at the storm, huges is out, they can bring in wishart or peasant or whatever.
broncos-lose reynolds and mam can bring in hunt and walters
Bulldogs self imploded but have sexton as a backup whos arguably better than galvin.
warriors-lose metcalf and we only have tannah boyd.
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I suppose I'm sort of saying that Auckland shouldn't feel too bad getting knocked out by Penrith because Penrith are very good and the Warriors shouldn't have expectations for a gf considering their late season form was in the dunny
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>>150812308
This is true

Also Manly had Turbo out a lot and also Jake, and they were finishing strongly.
And of course Souths would be better with some of their actual first graders. So there's at least two teams that should improve next year then there's also Parramatta and possibly the Tigers. You can see there's going to be a lot more pressure next year for the top8 realistically
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The real surprise was Easts not turning up against Cronulla. They were absolutely bodied through the middle, maybe it's a styles thing.
btw we welcomed two kittens here yesterday, black tortie and silver tabby bi colour (pink nose version)
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cute
from the same litter i assume?
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Yeah same litter. They were telling me they're both males but I'm 99% sure the tortie is a girl, doesn't matter they're both getting desexed anyway. These are housecats, they will be trained to kill moths and wasps and to lookout for mice and so on
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>>150811245
>>150811355
Ryomen Sakuna, King of Curses (female)
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>>150812370
Tortoiseshells can only be women, unless he is a genetic FREAK, in which case you should consider placing him in a breeding program.
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>The genes for orange and black fur are both carried on the X chromosome.
>A male tortoiseshell cat has a chromosomal abnormality, a XXY karyotype, similar to Klinefelter syndrome in humans.
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>his cat is a xhe/xer
im so sorry irish
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I checked and I think female and that's right there's some crazy 0.0001% chance it's male but yeah the vet can tell us because the missus doesn't trust my expertise and wants to call it Walter. The tabby is called Bruce
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Yeah it's a meme, the wife doesn't accept the sex and has chosen the wrong gendered name lol. My life
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Wayne Beavis died, F.

He was one of the prominent early player managers when player managers became a thing in the 90s
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>>150812391
>King of Curses
>reminded us to always take the poo
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>Hooper reportedly told police, "You got me... I'm blind," before returning a breathalyser result suggesting he was five times over the legal limit.
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Walsh before Hudson got in his face was his regular hot cold self but after Huddy Wuddy pissed him off and the spray the pooder customers gave him as he walked to the sheds got him seething and after that he decided to ruin the pooders and their customers day
a pissed off Walsh is a good Walsh take note other peems
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>be on good money in the age of 24hr taxi service where everyone has a mobile phone with ride apps and etc
>know that if you are caught you will be in serious trouble with work
>do it anyway
>get caught
It has to be full blown addiction like he must be one of those alcos who gets up early for breakfast beers. Hope he sorts himself out he seems like a decent sort of bloke really
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yeah bit of a trvke unfortunately
if hes not angry then he spends most of the game looking at himself on the big screen
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really need the Bulldogs to go full grub this weekend. cop the suspensions, do whatever you need to do to bury the panthers.
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Hi senpai
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Good coaches will encourage all their players to flatter Walsh and keep telling him how great it is he is not scared to try things.
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>>150812558
How are footy journalists bigger degenerates than footy players.
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>>150812439
>>150802419
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>>150812937
I did wonder what that was about at the time. Hope Butt-head is ok
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>>150812558
Probably didn't want to cop a gobful from the missus when someone had to pick the car up the next day, or pour over the credit card invoices and the uber bills, so in his infinite manoid wisdom he decided sneaking the car home and smashing into half a dozen parked cars on the way was the smart option to get away with a night on the tiles.
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>>150812917
Less collegial support and oversight. Footy players have to also be physically fit, most degenerate activities are harmful to your physical health in some way or other and also there's less solitude in team sports so fewer opportunities to indulge. Journos are notoriously hard living
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Yeah but journos don't have groupies throwing themselves at them (discounting the woman who home invaded Kenty) nor participate in team gangbangs
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>>150813159
Makes sense. It's still inexcusable behaviour though. This is why you need mates and you need to be a good mate and watch out for each other, his mates let him down here
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That we know of
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the only 100% method of prevention is to not drink in the first place
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On the plus side, now that he's been banned from driving he can go out drinking every night and not have to worry about what to do with the car (or being sober for work). My mate became an alco when he lost his licence for accumulated demerits.
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My favourite kind of drunk driver are the ones who think if they just drive the entire way home at 40ks then no one will notice they're drunk
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>>150813163
The subtext is that Rugby League plaWrs are notorious degenerates, so the fact that Rugby League journos are worse is extraordinary
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It's up!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15099033/Jana-Hocking-NRL-Sam-Burgess.html
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up the fucking broncgods cunt
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Based sexpat haven't seen you round lately
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was just in aus at a mates wedding
got to watch the bronx with the boys before leaving earlier today
absolute scenes
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>>150813765
I understand. Thing is though that journalists are notoriously one of the most degenerate professions there is even amongst writers in general journos are like in their own conference of degeneracy
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>>150813765
inb4 Buzz and the stripper
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I only just realised all 4 teams who went to Vegas this year made the top 8
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>>150817823
Based noticer
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Bulldogs
Dragons
Knights
Cowboys

Confirmed top 8 next year
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Is it true that the golden point in finals is endless and they don't switch sides? If so, what would Nine have done before they started counting up on their clock?
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>>150819337
Yes
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The second period of golden point in finals is endless. It's so fucking stupid I hate it so much it's unreal
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The second period of golden point in finals is endless. It's so fucking kino I love it so much it's unreal
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I much prefer extra time over golden point
droppies to win arent very kino when they happen a few times a weekend
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>>150819337
Why do you need a clock in an invite time scenario?
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>>150819723
>We will never have a penalty goal kick off to decide a finals game.
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>golden point is so kino can't wait to see it in a gf
>ben hunt
>oh no now we need to have ordinary extra time
>but make it five each way so it's shit
>then endless golden point until someone fucking dies
retards or union loyalists are behind this shit
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>Journos are notoriously hard living

Rothy is the picture of health
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>6 months suspension, no fine
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>Nine clubs have submitted full formal applications for consideration for inclusion in an expanded 14-team @Betfred #SuperLeague in 2026
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>>150813251
Do people still make getting on the piss their entire personality these days, or has that kinda died off?
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>>150822719
giants logo goes hard, rest are boring
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Patty Carrigan has taken the plea. OUT of the Preliminary
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Clive Churchillist confirmed
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How can he win the CC if he's not in the GF?
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I've all but accepted that Penrith are making the Grand Final. Probably winning the cunt too
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Only highlight from Tiffs story today is her saying NRL players have no game
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dumb bitch. you don't need game if girls slide into your dms, or just approach you in person salivating over your tiny fob cock
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she thinks she's still the prize even when talking to players lol
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Why did they bother with the shoot? Might as well do this
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>>150824579
Tiff said that. She says that it must work for them (sending flexing videos) because she obviously isn't the first woman they've used it on. She just thinks it's funny/quirky.
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yes, and she's a dumb bitch for not realising "game" is irrelevant to footy players.
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She did realise it though
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no she didn't. she wouldn't have posted it otherwise. you are gay for defending her.
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Golden Point is ultimate midwit filter.

I want to see two team of the world's most elite professional athletes in one the most heavy contact sports played today, pushed to thier absolute limits with everything on the line. When you think about, its the closest you will ever actually get to witnessing gladiators fight to the an 'end' in a arena. At a professional level, actual fighting will always have timelimits, points and judges. And being team sport make it all the more thrilling.
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Should each NRL team have its own witch doctor?
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t. projecting midwit
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>project midwit
excellent working title for the end all golden points campaign
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economy not so good in cabramatta
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Factcheck: I watched the entire story and am telling you what she actually said in full. You are reacting to a headline post like an American facebook customer. She said NRL players don't have game and are a bit quirky in the messaging. You agree with her and say they don't have game because they don't need it. She agrees with you and says that the quirky messaging must work for them (with zoomers in tiktok DMS) but as a sophisticated New Zealand intellectual it she finds cheerfully bemusing and strange.
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she's not going to fuck you la
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>>150826851
>Kava isn't a performance enhancing dru-
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you are wrong. you are in damage control. and you are gay. you are very likely dumber than tiff.
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We need to drug test the chocolate necklaces
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Irish is right that 5 minute halves in extra time doesn't allow pressure or game strategy to build, or a proper right of reply to prove that your defence is also worthy to win the game should you score early. I'd be okay with golden point after 20mins of extra time if it's still failed to split them in a finals game.
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Question, if someone sent you a topless video of themselves covered in massage oil as an opening message would you consider that person suave or strange?
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I think thats just respecting her time really, no fucking around just straight to the point - are we fucking or not?
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>doubling down on your stupidity
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>>150826851
island magic is real

https://www.skysports.com/rugby-union/news/15176/9946610/waisake-naholo-says-traditional-medicine-cured-broken-leg
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>>150826845
To award victory with the energy (orgasmic) culination of one final epic play is the true virtue of golden point. You just need to make sure the experience of the orgasm is worth it by enough foreplay and edging (extra time) to build it up to a worthy explosion.
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By opening message do you mean from a perfect stranger or have we met before and if so what was the nature of the interaction?
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Was going to offer Tiff a job on my YouTube & Tiktok (I have 6 times the followers she has with an annual revenue on excess of $12 million) but she seems too low IQ after her recent story. I might employ the high IQ anons in this thread instead.
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>irish proxy janny poofter desperately tries to fit in on the sex/dating talk hoping no one notices he's a pathetic virgin
KEK
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anon trying to act like an nrl player is some random cunt from the interwebz lol
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>>150827148
But then you're forcing her to leap into "I don't usually do this" territory of something slutty, instead of walking her step by step down a path of seduction. Doesn't give her the plausible option to pull back, and therefore forces her to either ghost or cheapen herself as too easy.
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he really doesn't understand the aura of professional athletes. this is some pathetic simping
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>>150827162
Only meet at work or not at all. Only really known through media (professional and social). I know footy players who used to cold message (female) journalists and other athletes, but started with arranging coffee dates or coordinating which club they were heading to that night.
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which player was it?
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I’d assume it’s a catfish and go from there
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>>150827159
droppies have lost all their magic for me
anyone know (Irish im looking at you) how many games were decided by golden point this season?
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reckon its time to send tiff the deep fake of SJ lol
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>>150827189
I know the aura. I've seen groupies throw themselves at footy players at nightclubs and take them to the toilets minutes after meeting them. Beyond mere mortals etc. but not everyone is a big groupie slut, and they would chase plenty of women who weren't so forward or being passed around between players (and many of the players were more shy than to partake in groupie forwardness and would want to talk with women rather than be grinded on and led to an alleyway).
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you don't know the aura. you are a sheltered simp. you've never touched a woman.
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>>150827207
It’s on the Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Rugby_League_golden_point_games?wprov=sfti1
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>>150827202
But you know it's not a catfish because it's their official account. It is them. They've made an advance on you. Are you a hoe bag, or not that type of girl?
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I’d assume their account has been hacked
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You now it's actually him because your bestie hooked up with the same player in the same way last week, now he's noticed your profile and hit you up. Wwyd?
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Block
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>>150827219
>11 games so far this season
too many imo
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>>150827251
but what if sleeping with you makes him love you?
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Your sexhaving girlfriends are all bullying you as a prude. Do you reach for the tub of chocolate icecream and eat it straight from the container with a desert spoon crying? Or open up your insta/tiktok DMs and reply to his teammates who he's now flicked you to?
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There’s no love before marriage, it’s lust and if there’s a pregnancy he’s under no obligation and you will only give yourself a bad name amongst people who actually believe in marriage therefore harming your reputation with regards to prospective marriage to and with decent people
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This thread is currently more homosexual than when the guy from /afl/ comes in to post gay porn
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https://youtu.be/a136H5K3OKw?
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Jarryd Hayne got a girl from Instagram pregnant, then he married her, she stuck by him loyal while he was in prison losing all his money to crypto scams and the court trials to clear his name, and now they are happily playing PS5 together with multiple kids.
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>>150827252
Yeah it’s not special whereas when extra time was brought in and only existed in finals (and only to avoid the need of a replay, (stupid reason)) it was special and noteworthy
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If we had a preseason/mid-week cup I’d allow those games to be decided by golden point and penalty shootouts. It’s simply not necessary during regular season games
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This was the spirit of the age (2000s) prior to social media. I was there (not that night). I saw it happen (not as a toilet voyeur, but you couldn't go out in Sydney without bumping into Candice and a group of footy players, or go out with footy players and not be mobbed by groupies).
https://www.thekennel.net.au/forum/index.php?threads/candices-tears-for-sonny-bill.25265/
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It was the Easter long weekend and the star forward had helped his team trounce the Rabbitohs the night before.

Bulldogs players, including Williams, Willie Mason, Ben Roberts and Reni Matua, decided they would have some late afternoon beers at one of their favourite haunts - the Clovelly Hotel, which was already packedwith drinkers escaping the rain.

As word spread that the party-loving crew were settling in for a session at the Cloey, the usual hangers-on arrived.

Among them were members of the Bra Boys gang and a few Bulldogs fans, but what the locals noticed most of all were the young women who attached themselves to the group. Said one: "At first it was just the boys, but after a while, the girls started arriving and the night got pretty wild.''

And by the end of the night, the reputation of one of those young women would be in tatters, and Williams was at the beginning of one of the worst weeks of his life.

"I got the first text message about 10pm,'' says one local who was at the pub.

"It said Candice Falzon had followed Sonny Bill into the toilets upstairs at the pub and everyone knew about it. The next message I got was an ... um ... action shot.''

The grainy mobile phone photograph, which showed Falzon and Williams inside the toilet cubicle, was soon being widely circulated and when it was published on The Daily Telegraph's website, it attracted a record number of hits.

While it was a humiliating turnof events for Williams, 21, it was devastating for Falzon, 22.
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Falzon has dated a number of football players. Among her former flames are fringe Wallaby Matt Henjak, NRL player Braith Anasta and Sydney FC player David Carney.

She was also recently photographed kissing Little Britain star David Walliams on a Sydney beach and was earlier rumoured to have been dating tennis ace Marcos Baghdatis and actor Daniel MacPherson.

And after the tacky toilet tryst with Williams, it emerged she had been seen early Sunday morning at a nightclub in Kings Cross with Bulldog Ben Roberts (who bares a remarkable resemblance to his mate, Williams).

Witnesses said the pair had been "dancing and kissing near the bar ... it was all very much out in the open'' until they left at 3am.
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Williams would not comment on the story during the week, but he was said by friends to feel humiliated by the fact the incident had been made so public.

His relationship with his girlfriend, fellow Kiwi Genna Shaw, was said to be in serious trouble - to the point where a source said he had spent all Wednesday morning buying up copies of newspapers in his area in a futile attempt to stop her learning of it.
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All the players would have steady girlfriends who they'd send home for a "boys night" drinking, then be awash with different groupies
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Think Tiff needs to start going to church tbqh
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>Victor the Molester
K E K
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>>150827485
She's on her knees every night
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Kane Evans just put out a video saying he's lost his home and business and he's now an alcoholic so he put out that go fund me to travel and drink more
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sounds based to me
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Millie and Adam had their baby. A girl named Gigi
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Lil Davie is a simp cu ck…..
(Dont watch or follow cric outside of Boxing Day test)
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>>150827863
You're allowed to say cuck here, you weak gutted dog
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https://www.9news.com.au/national/charged-nrl-star-brandon-smith-victor-radley-nrl-text-messages/cf8f0035-d012-402a-ab13-1e573806866b

This Brandon Smith story. I knew the AFP/border force/customs can search your phone when you're coming back from overseas (that's bullshit btw), but how the fuck could they lawfully search this guys phone after a domestic flight?
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>>150827936
One on the right is a bit fat and average face, but nice big titties. I would allow her to fuck me.
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tell me none of you here have mullets
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Has anyone figured out yet why raiders weren't able to close the game when broncos were down 2 men
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>>150827978
i had a mullet about 8 years ago
before the left tried to take it and make it a socialist icon
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LE FUGGEN LEFT XD
LE RIGHT WING CHUDS XDXD
LE FUGGEN MUH DIRECTION
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>>150828021
Is that why you cut it?
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>>150828026
nah, just moved on to a shaved head
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>>150828025
this fag just got a npc update
never an original thought
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Correct. That direction brain fag is an NPC. As are you.
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>>150827936
>>150827938
Agreed, shame she has mental issues.
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>>150828006
They did close it, Twink power reopened it.
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>>150828068
Really? Is she right wing? Or left wing?
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James Tamou spotted in England. Super League on the cards?
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Hate how sometimes when you cook bacon there's like a 3 second window between being undercooked and turning into boot leather
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imagine struggling to cook bacon. fucking lol
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can't get it wrong if you microwave it
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just eat it "raw" idiot. it's already been cooked
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>>150827938
Your post seems to imply you don't know who she is, which is very strange as a member of this poommunity
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>can't even spell poomunity correctly
nice one, newcunt
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I can struggle to do lots of things
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Think a sufficient punishment for both the Roosters and Rabbitohs is to merge the two clubs. Can't have drugs in our game
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Ezra, Willison, Reno AND Cobbo will be fit to play in a fortnight!
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*gets almost full squad back*
*loses*
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That recovery time is Monkey Magic.
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>>150828344
this but unironically we've been doing fine without them
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>>150828076
She's convinced herself (or been convinced) that she's Indigenous.
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wait the police can go through your phone and share with everyone whats on it?
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They're gonna find all my screenshots of failed wonder picks in pokemon tcg pocket
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Starting to think Andre Tate is an AI. Never seen him irl and he’s very smooth bodied and his accent sounds like a computer voice. I like him reckon we could be friends even though he’d naturally be a storm supporter and he’s a bit of a mad cunt
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Been using an out of date dan murphys screenshot to price match coopers pale ale at Liquorland for $54.95
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>BREAKING; Roosters management are currently examining the legalities and salary cap implications around terminating the contract of Victor Radley @9NewsSyd @NRLonNine

Turns out uncle Nick wasn't fucking around
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another victim of the hedonistic lifestyle thats got the world in a vicegrip
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>another victim of the hedonistic lifestyle thats got the world in a vicegrip
>>
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>>150838667
chatty has just confirmed you were mocking me
you need to apologise
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>>150831213
Real Irish is not a misogynist !!!
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>>150838474
Uncle Nick probably leaked the text messages cause he already wanted to get rid of Radley
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>>150838927
Irish called me the hard R n-word one time for calling him woke
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Is "90% of my brain has leaked out of my head due to head injuries" a valid legal defence
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>>150828565
they wouldve had enough evidence already to seize the phone
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>>150838963
He didn't call you a whore or a slut did he
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>>150839839
not that I can recall but maybe, i was in a state of shock after all
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Any website where I can see stats about referees?
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>>150840193
naw, we dont really do stats in aussie
just rely on the ol' intuition
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No fried day noight footy
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>>150840193
https://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/referees/all.html
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test
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So for the team of the year centre I've got Critter and daylight. Maybe Shibasaki, Best, Staggs, Burton, or likely Holmes
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>best
Barely played all season

>burton
Doesn't even play centre

>staggs & holmes
Decent options

>tranny critta
Correct he should one of the centres of the year

>shibasaki
Half correct he should be the other but it’s definitely not “daylight” between him and tranny critta
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Ok Best out, Burton is a 5/8th, and three nominations so far for two spots
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sorry 4 noms
>staggs
>crichton
>holmes
>shibasaki
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Farnsworth is probably the other one
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5/8ths I've got three so far.
>burton
>luai
>luke brooks
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>>150841471
added, I keep forgetting Redcliffe are nrl now
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Some thinking music
https://youtu.be/ct-qa6SjRZo?
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Liking Tiffs pigtails
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its a cute pic
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evens i drink halfbottle odds i drink whole bottle
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>>150841842
trips and i take 3 of these lads with it
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>>150841875
what are they?
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>>150842055
xanax
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anyone wondering what evidence the police had to actually start investigating Brandon smith?
all the evidence ive seen so far could only have been collected after they took the phone, so how did they even catch on to the betting issue?
wonder if he was under surveillance for something else
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He's a peewee and a footy player there's probably like an 85% chance he's involved in illegal activity so following him's a safe bet
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>>150842087
the fact that hes a kiwi working in australia illegally
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>>150842087
the dealers probably snitched
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Odds start a roid cycle, committing myself to the hedonistic bachelor lifestyle by potentially ruining the chance of ever being able to have kids

Evens delay the roid cycle and hold out for a waifu for another year
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>>150842201
seek christ
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>>150842179
yeah true

I was watching chammas cover the texts for the inside info charge earlier and its pretty blatantly illegal - the first lot of texts were defendable but the second lot (to that dealer in gold coast) are so problematic
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chammas is the dealer
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>Smith is due to appear on Thursday at Southport Magistrates Court, where he will plead not not guilty to unlawfully supplying a dangerous drug and using or disclosing inside knowledge for betting.
crazy that hes pleading not guilty to both, seems pretty clear to me
also pretty crazy that giving a mate a dealers number is the same criminal offence as actually being a dealer
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>24 posts in 24 hours

oh no no no no
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>>150842217
I have sought Christ on this issue and concluded as repentance for my sinful past I am not to have a family.
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well done jawn, you beat someone with no trades left.
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Chucky passed away on Monday lads, he had an aggressive tumour on his face for the past few months and hadn't eaten since Saturday so I did what I had to do.

It would have been his 8th birthday today.

Hug ya puppers.
>>
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>>150842367
sorry to hear that mate, hope youre alright
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>>150842367
That's rough bro.
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> so I did what I had to do.

What did you do?
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>>150842367
:(
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>>150842087
They arrested the dealer and searched his phone, then saw who he was dealing to in the messages. Seems they all would have got away with it if they voice called eachother like adults instead of texting like autistic zoomers and leaving a gigantic evidence trail.
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>>150842297
He went a little beyond that in the full text exchanges
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How does xitter know I follow nrl and put nrl player posts in my feed when I literally only use xitter for anime porn
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Other cookies and browser fingerprints from NRL and rugby league media sites, google mainly
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I have all that shit blocked in browser though
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Forced AI meme is forced. Won’t be acknowledging it again
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>focus on one bit of the slop it drools out
I accept your concession
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Reagan Campbell-Gillard has signed with the Broncos
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>>150842367
sorry for your loss m8 *hugs*
Vale Chucky
F
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>>150843078
London Broncos?
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based chatty causing him to turn his VPN off twice in a row
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>>150843095
Denver Broncos
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early bump
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>early bump
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>no Fried Night Footy this week
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Excluding the original "Conquers Expansion," I really think "The Mountain Royals" is my favourite AOE2 expansion.
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>>150800817
Never forget
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4 ME it’s Age of Mythology
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Danika looking grim this morning on TODAY
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>>150850251
age of mythology isnt great for competitive games but was a fun single player game
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>>150850251
For you
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planning to strategically get myself banned and all posts deleted, so i can keep bumping the spoonasslel thread, lads
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>That thread is still up
Joggins my noggins
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>>150851400
This thread is this thread. Not that thread. That thread is that thread
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>>150851373
If you need a guide >>150800817
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The betting texts from the cheese seem pretty innocuous. Doubt they'll be able to get something to stick for that.
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Imagine the shitstorm had he scored first kek
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>>150841875
I'll roll for you bro
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billy walters out for nine months with knee surgery.

see you next year, billy!
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Smith granted bail but ordered to not contact Radley or the gold coast dealer
>>
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Guys I think Tiffy tits has genuinely lost the plot
>>
Patrician Brothers Blacktown or Keebra Park, who ya got?
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She lost the plot a long time ago.
FACT: she's living life on easy mode.
FACT: she fucked it up all on her own
FACT: she will easily be financially successful again at some point, purely due to being hot
>>
yeah this latest cope is nuclear level
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wood fired pizza from a local Italian restaurant for $45 per pizza tonight lads
portion size not big enough for an adult male, so will be buying 3.
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how many oppressed people have nrl players in their dms?
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???
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What's up with the Tiff drama now?
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>>150854569
Based fatass
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>>150854952
dont think I could explain it to you if I tried
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Saturday feels so far away
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It is my American friend. It’s not only that Saturday is far away but Saturday NIGHT is even further away!!
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>BREAKING: Victor Radley has SURVIVED THE AXE at the Roosters.

>In stunning developments today, the Roosters have issued him a 10-match suspension, without pay and a $30,000 donation to be made to the St Vincent’s Hospital (for cancer research).
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inb4 they count international and trail games
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>>150855189
feel like that's a great result for Radley
sure its without pay, but I bet they just mean his match fees - he'll still get his base salary through that period
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As a Roosters fan I think Nick Politis has taken the cowardly way out. He PROMISED us he'd sack anyone involved with drugs and he's not followed through

#PolitisOUT
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOu9BcdDUpp/
fuck I hate reporters
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>no Thursd night footy
>no Fried Night Footy
>only a couple games over two days

The darkness is creeping back in …
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>>150855567
>Not watching NFL for nearly year round football
Ngmi champ
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>>150855515
just can't hate Cheese
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>>150855238
>trail games
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>>150855669
any good youtube vids about how to learn this sport?
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so the real story is the roosters couldn't just end Radley's contract without paying him out right?
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Test
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>>150855818
Yeah something is off
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Back to normal?
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>>150855719
I'm sure YouTube has a "rules explained" vid but I don't know any in particular.
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>>150855719
>>150856316
https://youtu.be/6JPPzTnUZz4
They did this in the lead up to Vegas 2024
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It's up!
https://youtu.be/7bCERXSh8Bg
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>>150855742
Real story is boomer Nick doesn't know 90% of Sydney is on coke and just wanted to own the bunnies with an epic putdown when Trell got caught on camera
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>>150854952
Complaining that her 10x labour productivity only gets her the same pay as an uggo
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>>150856608
Yeah that's a good one. The vids I see are usually explaining the other sport as compared to the American version though. Rugby to Football or Cricket to Baseball.
This one is fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddwp1HyEFRE
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>>150857159
>the game starts with a kickoff
Not like that anymore :-(
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>Reminder two Super League games at 5am
Hull FC v Catalans Dragons
Hull KR v Warrington Wolves
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That's not a very working class friendly time slot
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>>150857340
Top 6 seems all set unless Trinity massively fuck up
>>
Doing a poo



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