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reminder that it's never Caleb's fault
HELLO?
>>150803483This is true.
The bears are worse than last year
>>150803453DANNY DIMES
Saw the pomoranian thread and just put last months rent (I’m a month behind) on the falcons for tonight. If the falcons don’t win I’m probably getting evicted lol
>>150803539nah you are
>>150803453danny dimes bros are we back
AND FOR THE 1ST OVERALL PICK IN THE 2026 NFL DRAFT, THE KANSAS CITY QUEEFS SELECT
holy shit the Eagles are boring to watch. This is the most uneventful super team I have ever seen.
Patty Cuckitini
Lol if the Danny Dimes win against the Broncos, The whole Giants front office and coaches need to be fired for all their decisions.
>Josh Allen pulled in the 4th quarter again instead of statpadding like Lamar
Is it officially time to panic chiefsbros?
>>150803453
CULTS WIN
Still Ballin'
Colts about to be 2-0
MAAIIIIII RAMMIES :)))))
>0-2 teams
>>150803599They might be boring today but 50 yard touchdown runs from Saquon last year weren't boringThey also had incredible plays in the Owl like the dagger to Devonta and the DeJean pick six
>>150803594Arch Manning?
Mahomes is overrated
DANNY DOLLA BILL WITH THE 2-0 INFLATION
guys good news ross has hired me as the coach and gm of the phins and my first act is to make tua play defense and offense
Mahomes what the fuck was that
>>150803599Football at its highest level is boring as hell. Never forget that you run the ball up the middle because it's the shortest path to a touchdown.
Another great game of watching football and edging to Nikita Kinkago Eagles!
Mahbitch is scared out there
>mutt qb's HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>150803678I hope. Arch sucks ass.
>Penalty LOL
Good thing the chiefs are so Fucking pathetic and incompetent on offense because the crooked fucking refs are on their dick like always
I didn't see any fucking penalty.
KNOWN HOMOSEXUAL BRANDON PERNA ON SUICIDE WATCH.
Roughing the passer? Lol, NFL is wackHave to assume that was a make up call
bix nood lost KWAB
>bronkeks LOL
The apologies need to be as loud as the hate
The only one he should be mad at is himself
ONSIDES RECOVERY LET'S GO PANTHIES
OH SHIT PANTHERS GOT THE BALL BACK
bix nood muhfugga
KWAB DONKEYS
My cock is exploding today with the games.
Holy on-line holding
>jalen carried by a super roster to another win *tap tap tap*
>>150803903if only you knew how bad things really are...
>>150803877Everyone on the Giants need to be fired.Imagine if they had an actual OLINE with Danny and Saquon
>>150803453Rams up 2-0 baby!
Why does anyone even watch this shit any more?
>>150803877media hates White QBs, we all know this
Panthers about to pull off a 27 point comeback win on the road in Arizona
laugh at this nigga
>>150803905Pics?
>leverageRefs just made up on the spot
>Quinyon getting burnt 2x
>>150803955Bix NOOD.
>>150803785yikes
>>150803959Based Chiefs fan
>>150803944That QB sucks donkey dicks. Wait until they get Mahomes back
Mahomes cant throw the ball for shit anymore missing overthrowing wide open guys now
Fucking refs cost me so much money....
WHEN I SAY SOPHOMORE, YOU SAY SLUMP! READY?!SOPHOMORE!
Chiefs are cooked
Mutthomes is washed
Ah, so close panthers. You'll get em next time!
Brady has unironically called a good game today
REFFIES IN CONTROL
>>150803905Opens my mouth and kneels before you in my Cowboys jersey as I start rubbing my throbbing cock
>Blo Dix
/sp/… I GOT THAT FEELING AGAIN
Imagine a NFL game with no refs.
Chiefs lost to two super bowl teams early so what, see you in the post season.
>>150804028>refs cost me so much moneyand not fooball itself... yet there you are betting on this shit like a good goy.
>>150804081you should get that looked at by a doctor
Foursome with these billionaire football princesses PLEASE
Brady needs to be fired after today. His game calls keep getting worse and worse
>no one will remember my clots getting blatantly mugged on 2 different deep balls, including a would-be TD, with no flags>they'll just remember the (correct) leverage callWhatever, a win is a win
>>150804081My...no, OUR Colties.
>>150804113Found the asshurt queefs fan0-2, go prep your bull
>>150804105Betting only sucks if you suck at it
>>150804105It is what it is
Bo Nix is now 1-9 against teams above .500
This week's League MVP
>queefs are gonna start 1-5 before they get Rice back
>>150803933rams are THE league refbabby team
my reffies making a statement at the end of this game
Imagine what the Chiefs could have used that extra 20 million on if Travis had retired
>>150804150Wife won't let me prep the bull or be on the cleanup crew after a loss :(
motherfuckers
>>150804004Mahomes looks someone went in a videogame character customization screen and clicked "fully randomize"
>signing Clowney >the city of Dallas
>>150804150Not that guy but I'm Brady's bull and the one he trusts most with how well he did in his commentary and he's getting butt raped with the DOMINATOR for 12 hours straight tonight for how bad he was today
>>150804220>Daniel Jones with an olineIs he elite?
>choofs
Reffies looking ELITE in this Arizona/Carolina game
DAFUK IS THISBRING BACK THE FUCKING CHAINS
Miss me yet Gnats?!
>>150804256ron torbert in playoff form already
>Kelce's bum ass tipped int lost the game
Eagles will have a similar look to the Chiefs from last year. They will barely win games (Help from the refs) even against trash teams. They will get to the Superbowl or NFC Championship game and will get blown out.
>>150804281DangeRUSS had a much better performance
Eagles look beatable this year
>>150804247When he's not actively fearing for his life DJ is ELITE.
>>150804281Fire Schoen, Fire Daboll
>>150804081>>150804142D I M E S
>>150804268totally would
THE OH AND TOOKANSASCITYCHEEFS
OLD MAN CALAIS CAMPBELLwhat a beast
If your team is 0-2 you CANNOT post in this thread
>>150804241Take your gay fantasies back to plebbit faggot
0-2>0-20-2>0-20-2>0-20-2>0-20-2>0-20-2>0-20-2>0-20-2>0-20-2>0-20-2>0-20-2>0-2
Why did Goydell pull the plug on the queefs dynasty? Serious question. Was the rigging getting too obvious?
Choofs dynasty is dead and buried. Good riddance
Bills 2-0Chiefs 0-2How do you explain that?
>>150804294Our Defense will be elite very soon. Its already getting pretty good just two games in. We just need the offense to start clicking. Bills v Eagles, or Chargers v Eagels Superb Owl
>>150804268>that chainuh oh
>>150804308>Throwing a dumbass INT in overtime>Better performanceDespite the 450+ yards, he lost that game
>phins went 0-2 forcing ross to tard out or do something>chiefs lost againbased i'll take it
Mahomes is ASS
>>150804326this years darnold gonna go on a tear and then wilt under the pressure
>iggles don't play a real team until the Packers on November 10thbruh
>>150804268completely insane that this girl listens in on playcallingjust utterly ridiculousthis is worse than jerruh
>>150804370You sure?
We won the story.
The Eagles saved football... AGAIN.
what is >da flu meme from
How we feeling SKOLsisters? I hope McCarthy throws some dimes
Swiftie nation...what the HECK is this?
>>150804362swifty hype didn't convert into real dollars, no need to prop up those frauds anymore
Coltsbros…
>>150804294OR, alternate theory, they look sloppy like they did early last year because they're playing a lot of young players early and didn't play anyone in the preseasonthey'll round in to form midseason
>>150804349
mad at the tush push?
you can tell this was an average iggles game because I wanted the OC to hang himself 10 times but then we somehow won off of an awkward kneel down
Travpiss Lelce lost the game
Im not even mad just unlucky from kelce. He played well too besides thatWe'll be fine chiefs bros...
>>150804402Mahomes had a flu game against the Broncos a couple years ago and lost, and the weird ass flag-hopping Kiwi whose entire life is hating the Chiefs forced a meme out of it
I think the Kangz will win easily soon.
>>150804111>>150804268i will now watch your games
>>150804402chiefs fans making excuses for losing the super bowl said mahomes had the flu
da flu status?
LMAO WHO DID THEY JUST SHOW WALKING INTO THE STADIUM
Is it all over?
Just woke up from a 10 month comaAre the chiefs ass now? What happened??
Tom Brady is a fucking fraud and needs to be investigated
>>150804460Wrong retard
Penis Jr. finna put the league on notice
I didn't watch the Eagles game since I was driving what the fuck is that statline?
ngl my bucsies with my bakey would bootyblast every team that played today.
>>150804396You'll be gone in a year or two. This why you never bandwagon a team. Even Bahamafag is more respectable than your faggot ass.
>snf is atl minnyWTF
>>150804429Im not straight so no. Go Birds
>>150804444Digital confirmation
>>150803611And there it is...
Nice try, Pat. Maybe next time.
>>150804448>and the weird ass flag-hopping Kiwi whose entire life is hating the Chiefs forced a meme out of itWeird cope but okay.
>>150804448kek anon you ok you got the flu lil bro?
Burrows has turf toe
>Chiefs are 0-2
>>150804480based bakeybro
snf thread >>150804497>>150804497
>>150804483This. Fuck off you sand bulbasaur bandwagon dick-riding simp.
Nice to see the Choofs 0-2 kek.
does a game losing tipped INT give the ick?
seems like the same eagles hangover year where they went 7-0 or something like that but played like shit and then collapsed down the stretch.
>chefs same record as aintslol
We dynasty killers
>>150804503When will he come back?
he lost that game.
>>150804498Retired and he still can't stop winning. Dastardly.
Is Kelce giving anyone else the ick now? Like hes giving off loser vibes
The defense held the Eagles in check for over 3 quarters. They did their job while dealing with injuries on that side. Games are decided by a few plays and that Kelce non-catch and pick was the killer. I know he’s old but he has to be better. Mahomes is also just 50-50 now on the deep ball. I don’t know if he just doesn’t trust the left side of the o-line or its sloppy mechanics. Outside of that one long drive and a few big plays, we could get nothing consistent going offensively.I know we’re missing our top weapons but is there anything we can do better in the meantime besides getting healthy?I don’t know that Andy and Nagy are going to change it up a ton. Thankfully the Colts beat the Broncos. Let’s hope the Raiders beat the Chargers tomorrow. Let’s get this win against the Giants.
The Daniel Jones-led Colts are 2-0.A couple of weeks around the QB Whisperer Kevin O’Connell saved him.Colts out gained DEN 473 to 324Indiana Jones outgained Bo Nix 318 (316 pass/2 rush) pass to 226 (206 pass/20 rush)Only 3 QBs have thrown for 300+ yards vs Denver's defense since 2024- Jameis Winston: 497- Joe Burrow: 412- Daniel Jones: 316
>>150804380His defense giving up 15 penalties is the reason why it went into OT to begin with
>>150804499What?
>alright jalen, throw 3 yards behind scrimmagewhat was his plan here?
travshit kelshitfatshit buttholes
>>150804512Sand bulbasaur?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BLO DIXKEK
>>150804511kek nah football is over until thursday
>danny dimes looks like a god in indyDabol and co arent going to last the seasonAnd the indy gm should be fired for drafting a black qb megabust as well
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN it feels good to be 2-0!!!
>tush push will be banned next season not because anyone gets hurt doing it, but because KC was crying the lost to it today
>>150804533>Where's the flag?! I'm sick of this shit!KWAB
>>150804538Is he the chosen one for the Colts?
>>150804390Yea but she's hot so who cares
did aaron turn back into fraudgers
>>150804479It was a boring and ugly game. Really brutal and physical but also sloppy
>>150804547like an alolan sandshrew
>2-0
>>150804565unironically yes
2 road games, 2 wins. I'll fucking take it because it's gonna get ugly quick.
>>150804576always was
>>150804584>0-2
>>150804547isn't that krookadile? or maybe hippowdon going off of stats
>>150804584
reminder that the only reason that the choofs were vaguely in this game was a fraudulent RTP call
>>150804545Kill the other team with boredom
It's not a sophomore slump, he just blo's dix
>>150804554He's probably not anymore since Dimes looks like he's saving his job.Just like Shanahan and Lynch for Purdy panning out
People from Philadelphia are obnoxious, what’s worse is that their proud of that fact
Bahamanon status?
My hawkies (:
>Kelce injured Worthy>Kelce turned the ball overTime to retire.
>>150804584>>1508045890-2 :)
>>150804584Same
I expected us to get blown out, this wasn’t bad at all. We probably even would have won if it weren’t for Kelce.When we get Rice and Worthy back this will be a completely different team, especially now that Thonrton has proven himself as well
Kangs chads how we feeling
>>150804596happens literally every chiefs game
>naming your kid Jihad
rams bills owl
Don’t worry chiefs we will avenge you.
the couple hours between second block and sunday night football is the worstit's just retards spamming one liners until mommy tells them dinner is ready
>>150804538Jonathan Taylor had 215 yards today (165 rush/50 rec)
The Eagles Dynasty
So are the Colts actually good?
>>150804602
>>150804604complete denial.
>>150804636you already lost to the iggles lol
Aints WILL get that pick, no matter how many times they are forced to start Rattler to get it.
>>150804604gay and possibly dead by rope
Gonna get a fap in before the Sunday nighter
>>150804649Yes
>>150804636couldn’t do it two weeks ago lol
>white guyHe's a stud with a big arm and all the intangibles you look for in a QB>black guyuhhh he can "do it all"
>>150804636Based Dallas Texans bro
Yeah I'm thinking the Clots are based. A Danny Dimes playoff run would be kino and you know it.
>Falcons on prime time
>>150804666I've cranked my hog thrice since noonAMA
>>150804534Thats what happens when you change for a piece of pussy
>>150804689they are going to the playoffs. its irsays memorial season. shit they might even go to the owl. that team is legit
>"Jalen Hurts scores tush-push TD as Eagles win Super Bowl LIX rematch"
>>150804636retard
>>150804649they need their DB's healthy.
/sp/ is so much more enjoyable without queef fans
>>150804689This guy is my new favorite player
>>150804584>0-2When will the suffering end?
>>150804651we don’t post selfies here
>0-2
>>150804639Veach drafted CEH instead :)
>>150804689clots eliminate the queefs in the wildcard round. imagine
This season is very boring
>>150804658>>150804671>>150804706Tush push merchants
>>150804684Cringe delusional cucks
>>150803949Based
>>150804698I miss being young busting countless nuts each and every day
>letting kickers bring their on balls>55-60 yarders are now guaranteedThis was a retarded rule change
>>150804698What were you cranking it to?
>Keep your apologies, beg for my mercy.
tonight i remind them
>>150803678>Archkek
>>150804731are you retarded? we've had multiple kino games both weeks now
>>150804745>55-60 yarders are now guaranteedonly for good kickers
The problem is that Iggles fans are twice as trashy as queefs fans. It's like palpatine killing darth vader. Nobody wins.
>>150804736*AHEM*>poo peepoop
TRAVIS DUMP THE FEMOID AND GET YOUR WIZARD POWERS BACK
>>150804349Fuck you gonna do about it?
0-2 Chads report!
>>150804703>pussyuhhhhh
>>150804731This has been the best start in years
how dead is he? season ender?
Queef sissies I don't feel so good...
Eagles go 2-0 so of course some cowboys schizo is going to have an autistic melty. That’s just what spergs do though, they have autistic meltdowns
>choofs>0-2HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150804755>Nobody winswell the eagles win
>>150804767Glass Joe is shattered again.
>>150804727uh oh kelce has that wife beater look on his face again. will he kill taytay one day?
>>150803882What was he upset about?
>>150804755?? Chiefs fans aren’t trashy. You guys can hate the Chiefs without coming up with the weirdest head canon. The Chiefs fanbase is the Hallmark-ass heartland of white America.
>>150804762
>>150804721when george mccaskey is drawn and quartered in the center of soldier field
>>150804360Looking jacked big dog
The Chiefs D looked great
>>150804779
>>150804767ligament apparently
Falcons will win tonight
daily reminder the saints are NOT the worst team in the league.
>>150804448>Kiwi>xhe still thinks I'm not someone else...
Thinking Chinese for the last game today
Either Hurts doesn't trust his arm or doesn't trust his WRs (except for jump balls to Smith).Also, he won't throw over the middle.
>>150804783He’s a washed faggot
>>150804767several weeks is what reports say, seems like 4 weeks is average for this injury
>>150804799>Guaranteed American flag reply
>turned off the broncos-colts game when i saw the 60 yd fg miss>turns out there was a 15 yard penalty and the colts won on the rekick
>>150804767Couple of three weeks same injury as purdy
>Chiefs have lost their last 3 meetups against the Eagles
>>150804771does that mean we are getting gay porn and cheese pizza in the genny again
>>150804755Luke is Bills in this scenarioLando is BaltimoreHan is ChargersLeia is PackersEwoks are CardinalsBengals can be like the ugnaughts or somethingThis is irrefutable
>>150804808They did this shit last year too
Imagine being a pro football team and losing 3+ games in a row.
>>150804797no and this will be payback for '98
Burrs and Clots are in similar spots. Could be very competitive if they had a QB, and while the Bears are clinging to "b-but we used a high draft pick on him recently he MUST be good!" and watching Caleb singlehandedly lose games, Irsay ded so the Clots could move on from his pet pick
>>150804816nigga could you not have waited literally 5 seconds
>>150804808Nah, it's clearly their offensive gameplan as a whole. >dink and dunk>run the ball>if the defense gets caught throw deepI don't like it desu but at least they're running the ball, yet it's even more dink and dunk than Kellen Moore did.
eagles got way too cocky with the tush push and its going to force nfl officiating to crack down on them, even normalfags are noticing their false starts and lining up offside now. gg you played yourself
>>150804799We’re not doing this every night
>>150804808No Goedert hes the difference maker for this offense ive been saying this
>>150804784Don’t you remember the news story about the four homosexual chiefs fans who overdosed and died watching the Super Bowl during a Chiefs gay orgy/watch party and the guy whose house they died at just hung out with their dead bodies and butt raped the corpses for three days.
>>150804503That would be best case scenario. It sounds like he might have torn the ligaments in his foot, which is worse
>>150804815Oh, you got me good with that one muttlover. Have fun asking the aussie for pictures of his hand some more. I'll just keep posting my seethe weapons.
>>150804822kek
reminder that people from New York (state) are actual faggot redditor communist, by extension Toronto aswell
Dak has never had a better pair of receivers in his whole career. Dem Boyz going to fixing about to finally win da owl.
>>150804832you said that last yeareagles fans pretty much know it'll get banned next year but might as well use it
The fact that the bengals won the game somehow really pissed me off fuck this shitTrevor lawrence get a haircut faggot
>>150804819Bizarre accusation
>>150804829There was shit happening in the other games, though I'll definitely stick around for a few seconds after a kick now
>kangz
>>150804721>Poles is out after this year(yet another offset timeline for gm and coach)>Ben Johnsons scheme is useless without a goated o line(many such cases)its not looking good brev
>>150804837turf toe is ligament tears in the toe
>burrsStop talking about that joke of a franchise
>>150804717He's not just a meme player either he is legit. I miss him on my kangz.
>>150804850
>>150804853Told you they’d be 0-2
What is that chant? Sounds like "Dallas sucks!"
So Goff is good now yeah?
>>150804721bagent?
>>150804841Not interested retard
MY KANGZ ABOUT TO BE 2-0!
>>150804851i don't want the play banned i want the nfl to call illegal formation and false start
>poo peepoop>Eagles go 2-0 so of course some cowboys schizo is going to have an autistic melty. That’s just what spergs do though, they have autistic meltdowns
>>150804197u r mad lmoa
How did that revenge game go?
Who's winning the AFCW?
>Falcons vs VikingsI don't know which team I want to lose more
>>150804862key and peele tier celebration
How do you even fix my Bearsies bros? Bring in a new GM and trade everyone for picks? Is Ben Johnson staying for a 5 year rebuild?
>>150804850>barely beat the Chef Russ gnats at Jerryworld in OTlol lmao even
>>150804864spiritually or mathematically?
>>150804819We laugh at shootings not stabbings chuddie
>>150804874Nah. JJ and Drake Maye is who we should keep an eye on.
>>150804877Ok, retard. Enjoy your night of crying and watching old super bowl videos from a quarter of a decade ago.
>>150804893Kangz'll win as usual.
how are the chiefs 0-2 and the bills 2-0?
>>150804808It's the play calling
>>150804899nigually
>>150804906Not interested retard
>>150804903Maaaaan shut the fuck up
>>150804874always has been
How many more weeks until Ben's negro fatigue peeks and Tyson Bagent is deemed the starter of Da Bears?
>>150804910Because the Chiefs are bad and the Bills are good
This wouldnt have happened if Zac Taylor wasnt a moron and actually tried to build a decent O-line for Burrow
>>150804910The Chiefs unironically suck.
>>150804895shocked at how bad they look and how good the Lions O look without the supposed genius Johnson
>Not interested retard
>>150804874>good>now
>>150804874No
>>150804910because the bills played the jets and the chiefs played a division game and the defending champs
Chiefs are still going to win the owl.
>Cowboys schizo is back
>>150804934They almost beat the best team in the NFC without their starting receivers. You guys need to chill
>>150804910kelce took out their wr1. ffat old fuck needed to retire last year but no way his ego was gonna let him go after a super bowl humiliation
>>150804881my vikies :)
>>150804874beating up on the burrs does not make you good
>>150804951based retard
>is the starter by week 5 in you're are path
>>150804933Zac Taylor is the head coach, anon. The men you are mad at are Duke Tobin and Mike Brown.
>>150804910>hear all offseason that Mahomeboy is pissed>working on fundamentals, footwork, chemistry with receivers>laser sharp in camp, like a sniper >get to season>he's slow, plodding, and wildly inaccurate>overthrowing and undershooting receivers all over the place>entire offseason looks like it is in slow-moUnironically how do we filter through the offseason/camp lies?
>>150804899Yes
Le Epic Bills Mafia, I see this as a complete win.
>>150804895Bears just haven't had a great QB in my lifetime. Williams isn't as terrible as some predicted but he's not it.
>>150804890
MY WWWIIISSHHH FOORRR YOOUUUUU
>>150804910>mahomes just chucks the balls like a retard behind himself>bounces off of the receiverthis is how it always works in reality, mahomes and kelce just made it work for a few years.
>>150804584Rams on a crash course with the Eagles
>>150804955
>>150804969>Unironically how do we filter through the offseason/camp lies?Stop listening to Chief homers.
>>150804953why don't they go and sign or trade for a WRdumb fucks relying on the mutt to do everything
>>150804969>Unironically how do we filter through the offseason/camp lies?you just ignore it all
>>150804953nah that game was not that close.
>>150804910Chiefs got caught lackin against the Chargers, and everyone knew the Eagles would beat them again. Bills won their coin flip matchup against the Ravens, and everyone knew the Jets were fraudulent
>>150804982Yeah listen to mindbroken Chiefs haters instead, they’re always right haha
Solid showing by my Reffies today.
>>150804947the jets are a division game and the ravens were the hot team with the MVP Lamar Jackson.
>>150804969Nobody expected to go into the season without Worthy and Rice, and a washed Kelce.
Where's the anon that posted pic related in every thread?
>>150804914Nah. Goof is good when he's got perfect protection. Outside of that, he's awful like we saw against the Redskins
>>150804804Nice, what are you going to get?
>>150804952Just ignore him before he starts posting naked black men again
Chiefs will lose to the Giants and go 0-4Screencap this
>>150804969don't forget>Simmons the LT is playing like an all-pro in camp n' sheeit
>>150804965>looks like shit today
My KANGZ
>>150804999prety sure everyone expected rice to get suspended
>>150805000Doesn't count since I made that post before Worthy got injured and when we thought Rice would have a delayed suspension. Nice try though.
Anyone have the pic/gif of Kelce doing the bladerunner 2049 scream after his drop?
>>150804986Because Worthy will be back any week and they get Rice back by week 6. It’s not necessary to press the panic button just because people are trolling the Chiefs online. By mid-season they should be a top 3 team in the league and their record will straighten out
>>150804976Disgusting, retarded, repugnant, repulsive, hideous, heinous, atrocious, grotesque and subhuman
>>150805008Sorry, but the prophecy has already been decided by fate
>>150804853PUTTHE CONDITIONERDOWNLuxurious hair is for closers
Kangz'll win easily. Post as much Pro-Kang media as possible in preparation.
>>150804996reffies gave >us a win this week
>>150804874Goff has always been good, people cope cause he's a white pocket passer.
>>150804895we can start off by murderaping ryan poles for his infinite hubris
>>150805022Rice was originally expected to have a delayed suspension and it was only supposed to be 4 to 5 games. The league tried to suspend him for 12 games but the NFLPA dropped it to 6 games.
>>150805026Cope lmao
>>150805008While that would be unimaginably based we all know that’s not happening
*serves you four quarters of gourmet meals and then a fried turd*
>>150805036Temuqueen <3
>Patcuck Macuck with yet another garbage time meme chuck against the EaglesKek so pathetic
I'm not interested in hearing about how bad the Queefs OL is. Brady had Isiah Wynne at LT for years and was unstoppable
Eagles OC is trash. First real defense will expose >us. Hope the Dolphins fire McDaniels soon so we can hire im mid season as an OC.
>>150804782Taytay is getting beaten like a drum tonight
>>150804997AFCE games dont count as division games because only one team is ever good and the rest are bottom feeders of the whole league
>>150805031For the record, Quinyon was NOT at fault on the long TD catch. It was Reed that fucked up the zone and Q made a great hustle play to almost break it up anyway.
>>150805056literally only because of a phantom RTP too lol
>mahomo now has two straight losses to Burrow, Hurts and Brady on his resumeKEKEDUCKED
>>150805000Don’t need to!
>>150804895Trust the fucking process nigga, you just played two teams that went a combined 29-5 last year. Also, it would help if the fucking offensive line didn't feel the need to maul defensive linemen every snap.
>AFCW will be contested between the raiders and chargers, Pete Carroll vs Jim Harbaugh part 3KINO!
>>150805064>goal posts
CARDINALS WTF WAS THAT SHIT
>>150805040hunter made contact early and jags committed a blatant uncalled pi on 3rd down against higgins the prior drive
Based Jalen "I don't play for stats" Hurts
>>150804953This!My heckin Chieffies are the only team that ever plays with injuries.
im gay
>>150805050I have spoken what I have spoken0-4Don't shoot the messengerScreencap this too
>>150805076caleb's deep ball sucks dick and the defense is both fragile and shallow, also swift needs to get cut immediately.
>>150805000>>150805049The post was made assuming the Chiefs would have all their weapons since Rice's suspension was delayed.
>>150805095did you choose to make the ravens vikings game on sunday night football?
I hope the Bears, Dolphins, and Chiefs go winless.
Queefs are going 8-9 this season. Tyreek and OBJ can't save them.
>>150805092>Chris Jones literally can't stop flapping his big nigger lips
>>150805058Brady could actually play smart football and wasn't dependent on ref-enabled 20 second dropbacks where his receivers just ran a scramble drill until they inevitably got open
>>150805060Has any team ever done that?
>>150805095I knew it!
>>150804999DEY WAS INJURED N OLD N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!
Packers don't play a team with a chance of beating them until November. Scary fuckers, they should be renamed the Dahmers.
>>150805060I actually think he just played it super conservatively against the Chiefs defense which was great.
>>150805092fucking lol
>>150805123>which was greatThey very nearly lost
>>150805092not a good look mr. jones
>>150805095@grok is this real?
>>150805109*falcons
>>150805036>>150805054Women are always so quick to say I told you so and of they're ever wrong it's someone else's fault.>>150805103>Caleb's deep ball is an embodiment of Caleb himself
>>150805092KWABhttps://x.com/1slimeyreaper/status/1967368776627937408
>it's week 2 and the cowboys have already peakedLmao 4-15 is gonna hit this franchise like a freight truck
>>150805092kek
>>150805092>chimp joneshahahahahaha>>150805125No, but that I meant the Chiefs defense was great.
>fills in for russell wilson next week>is elite in your path>causes chiefs to go 0-3You're welcome. The real white man marches on >soon
>>150805145Ah yeah it definitely stepped up from week 1, their offense is still an issue though
>>150805139>cowboys loses in the owl with the worst record
>>150805095Too bad stating the obvious isn't bannable
>>150805128deeyyyy wuz false startin' n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeitkek, can't wait to read this cope all week. based mohammad posting some real bait for the muttlover(s)
>>150804388>He doesn't know
>gnast winless againLooks like John Mara is gonna have to suck off his prize winning horse again tonight
>>150805139The footage from the locker room was fucking bizarre. You’d think they won the auperbowl when all they did was squeak out a nail biter in OT against the freaking gnats
>Puka Nacuakek more like the puke nuke
>Eagles nearly lost to a weaponless Chiefs that didn't have their WR1 or WR2.Kek
I'm not entirely fond of black peopleThere I said it
>>150805119I see at least 4 packtard L's on this list.
>>150805139>4-15dem boyz got you seething
>>1508051692-0
>>150805092eagles are feeling themselves a little too muchthey could easily be 0-2 right now
>>150805169damn thats some brown cope
mahomes had people thinking Dhop was washed. he looks elite with lamar though. let that sink in.
At what point can we all just admit Joe Burrow is made of glass
>>150805107And the Eagles didn't have Goedert, much bigger impact than missing a couple replacement-level WRs.
>>150805111I'm so fucking tired of the Tyreek Rumors. That's just Tyreek's agent trying to make it happen. The Chiefs are a smart organization and they're not fucking their cap space next year and forfeiting multiple draft picks to get a guy who's already in decline, a team cancer, and might get suspended just lie Rice because he's also a scumbag. Tyreek might want to go back but the feeling is not mutual.
>>1508051771993.
>>150805180>If you lost the games you won, you will have a losing recordBrilliant insight
>>150805157you bastards!>>150805150Chiefs defense was fucking all over the field and was physically tough as shit. The Chiefs offense is absolutely pathetic. Their WRs are shit even with the ones they're missing, their RBs are a non factor, and their OL is average at best but sucks in run blocking and only is good at pass blocking because they hold. And now that Kelce is washed it's legitimately just Mahomes. The Chiefs GM is so fucking overrated and has built a shitty team that's carried by Mahomes and Reid.
>>1508051802-0
>>150805173woah, you need to take a chill pill buddy
>>150805092Chiefs win the game if not for Kelce being a major retard
>>150805180Yeah where do they get off. They’re just the 2-0 reigning champs.
>>150805119It’s a shame Burrow’s now out for at least a month. It would have been fun watching him fight the Packers defense
>>150805191New
mahomes is not in the same tier as lamar, burrow, and allen
>>150805190Yeah, the queefs have NEVER employed someone that looks the other way at another person's off-field behavior...
>>150805195I’m feeling bad for Mahomes honestly, same for Burrow. They both deserve better situations
The NFC might have 7 2-0 teams at Monday's end
>>150805202hmm i thought they didnt care about last year?
>>150804895Expect a comedy show and not a football game and youre good
>>150805211That’s nice dear. Try winning a ring sometime
>>150805092Based Hurts putting the chimp in his place.
>>150805211https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=718
>>150804895Virginia is the curse. You need a new owner. Nothing will change until that happens.
>>150805239Hurts is a chimp though
>>150805092>niggles vs chimps
>>150805250hurts is an honorary white
>>150805092reminder: the iggles' owl wins were against a 41 year old QB and an injury plagued team
>>150805248She ded.
>>150805250By that logic Mahomes is a chimp too
>>150805248Lol she dead and they worse
>>150805128In that last five minutes the refs>refused to give the Eagles a TD despite the fact that you could clearly see the ball across the goal line>gave the Chiefs a game-extending first down on 3rd and forever when a defender barely grazed Mahomes>used the new spotting tech for the first and only time to determine that the Eagles *didn't* make a first down when it sure fucking seemed like they did>allowed the usual blatant holding on every snapSo yeah...if Chiefsfags are looking for sympathy, look elsewhere. The refs were still giving them all the help they could. They're just so bad now they can't save them without making it blatantly obvious
>>150805169Guess your WR1 and WR2 aren't that good because they're too bitch made to play the game.
SHITPOSTING IS WHAT WE DO IT STARTS WITH US IT ENDS WITH US ITS ALL ABOUT OUR PROCESS THATS WHERE SUCCESS COMES FROMWE HAD ONE MISSION IN THIS THREAD: CALL OUT REFFIE BULLSHIT AND THATS WHAT WE DIDFLAGS ON PLAYS YEAH!SHIT TEAMS STINKING IT UP AGAINST EACH OTHERYEAH!FROGPOSTINGYEAH!POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR SNACKSYEAH!NOW GET YOUR SNACKS TOGETHER AND GET THOSE FAPS IN FALCONS KANGZS STARTS IN 20(CLAPPING AND HIGH 5S)
>>150805274and mahomes lost to a 43 year old QB
>>150805312eagles shouldnt talk about ref treatment when they have been cheating for years on the tush push
>>150805211Burrow? Is that the guy whose foot bussy just got torn?
>>150804444That's two in a row. Too busy thinking about the wedding plans.
>>150805338Not a cheat if it isn't banned.
>>150805321lol ur gay
>lions gave a game ball to Martha Ford for turning 100Kinda based ngl
>>150804783it dawned on him he's going home to a 40 year old roastie instead of a twelve year old boy
>>150805004everything
>>150805357False starts and illegal formations are banned
>>150805360THATS OUR PROCESS THATS OUR MINDSET ITS ALL ABOUT DOING WHAT WE DO AND NOTHING ELSE AND THATS WHERE THE DUBS COME FROM
>>150805374>outlived the Bears owner>outlived her shit husband>tried to fix the team>handed it over to someone else when she couldntShe's cool Happy birthday
>>150805414ur mindset is gay? lol
>NFC North is going to be a battle between Detroit and Green Bay again with a massive game on Thanksgiving >both teams know it's all about February not SeptemberAs it should be.
>>150805453Oh fuck Packers vs lions is thanksgiving!?I'm hard already
>>150805430>overthrew her son>Fired her Husband's drinking buddies>Promoted Queen Sheila who wanted to work for years but was told by the boys club she couldn'tLove Martha.
>>150805092>You don't even have 1 win
>>150805556kekKEK
>>150805274Based still count.
>>150805092Ok, hurts is officially black now
