the Kansass Shitty Queefs are 0-2 sub edition --- HEADLINES ---Sources: Burrow could need surgery for turf toeEagles quiet Chiefs' talk with scoreboard statementCowboys sign Clowney to boost depth, says Jones2-0 Cards know they must clean up 'sloppy ball'Extra-motivated Lions hang 52 on Johnson, BearsSteelers rookie rues key kickoff 'mistake' in lossMcDaniel not worried about job as Fins start 0-2Browns not mulling QB change despite struggles---Week 2--->CIN 31, JAX 27>DAL 40, NYG 37 (OT)>DET 52, CHI 21>PHI 20, KC 17>LAR 33, TEN 19>NE 33, MIA 27>SF 26, NO 21>BUF 30, NYJ 10>SEA 31, PIT 17>BAL 41, CLE 17>ARI 27, CAR 22>PHI 20, KC 17 (0-2 lol)>ATL 22, MIN 6Previous:>>150807824Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hg1C3VfbTKs&si=dibNAGcP_rPD0r6H
>>150809826My Rammies :)
reminder yanks don't know that silver is a metal KWAB
This was a good week 2
Tommy DeVito is a better QB than McSharty
>choofs>travshit kelshit>fatshit buttholes
HOL UP HOL UP
>Minnesomalians spent all week telling you he was elite
>GayGay McSharty
ATL might have something cooking. Penix extends plays and drives, Bijan does everything, London is a legit #1, the pass rush is decent, etc. They have to shake out the kinks and finish better, but they're a firm team
How did Penis Jr. do tonight?
Could be worse. Could be paying him $55M/yr to do this...
are Chiefs fans admitting that this team and Mahomes just look bad? They got totally outplayed both games. Rashee Rice ain't saving them.
Doesn’t count
>queefs/gnats next weekGood to know my schedule is clear that evening
the NFC North did not win a single playoff game last season after being the most winning division with 3 teams in the playoffs and they never mentally recovered
>>150809880pretty bad, I don't know what the game would have looked like if the Falcons couldn't run.
>hurr durr JJ sucks the vikings were missing>Harrison Smith>Ryan Kelly>Christian Darrisaw>Jordan Addison>Aaron Jones>Blake Cashman>Andrew Van Ginkel>Jeff Okudahthe missing o-linemen was clearly the most important factor, but this is still an insane amount of key pieces missing for the second week so it's insane to be harsh on JJ
>>150809886their LT that they said is going to be the best in the league and the steal of the draft had the flu please understand
>yeah, butkwapacktard
>>150809889At least the gophies are- oh….oh no…
>>150809889I don't even remember who we played against.
>>150809808What’s wrong with hyphenated names??
Which is the worst team in the NFL?Bears?Jets?Phins?Panthers?Saints?Titans?Browns?So many shitters in the league currently
Jared Goff MVP season
>>150809903https://uwbadgers.com/sports/football/stats/2025/-19-alabama/boxscore/16262>in b4 yeah, but
Who is this weeks KWABOTW?
>Tua lost to Maye>Williams lost to Goff>Ward lost to Stafford>Fields lost to Allen>Rattler lost to Jones>Lamar beat Flacco>Penix beat McCarthyMuch more even this week. I wonder how the ratio shakes out by the the of the season. Honestly it's probably random since wins aren't a QB stat
>>150809909bong coded
sex with that gilf from the clots sideline
>>150809900Hes shit.
Kangz'll win once we get everyone back and certainly go undefeated starting week 4.
>>150809913Browns are legit in 0-17 territory again
>>150809917Kelce
>>150809909It's a woman who thinks her name is more important that the traditions of marriage. It's a tell-tale sign that she is just waiting for the man to die or cheat or whatever so she can bleed him dry in court and then shed his last name like it was a bad coat of paint.
who still /ridingthefloat/ here?
>>150809886Definitely no owl this year.
>>150809917McFarty
your team has to pick and stick with one of these QBs for the next 3 seasons. who do you pick?>caleb>tua>fields>bryce>rattler
>>150809930Incel
>>150809923Nah, that's (You)
>>150809900>Smithdecent S but old>Kellygood OL so you get a pass>Darrisawlooking like a bust with all those injuries>Addisonboo fucking you have other WRs including 1 elite star>Jonescope, it's a passing league>cashmanwho?>ginkellel that sucks, next man UP>OKUDAHbait but I'll reply anyway
>there's a MNF game on at 10 fucking PMwtf?
>>150809917>>150809928Travis Swift needs to just be house husband and get out of the league
>>150809889Based.
DAILY REMINDER THE SAINTS ARE NOT THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE AND SPENSER RATTLER LOOKED NOT THAT BAD TODAY
I just know.With the Chiefs going 0-2 in last place and the broncos losing, the AFCW will be up for grabs tomorrow. Both teams will come out seriously motivated. Not to mention that both Pete and Jim hate each other. What better way to make a statement than taking the division by beating your rival.It will be a bloodbath. Bodies will stack like it’s Judgement Day. I can feel it.
>Bengals are 2-0Joe who?
>>150809938Do I get to pick Tua before he had all those concussions?
>>150809938Gimme the bryce young mysteryboxThe rest are objectively shit
>>150809927I think Dolphins are more likely to go 0-17 desu
>>150809948Raiders win
>>150809919>Penix
>>150809939faggot
>150809899They'll be calling John Morton a genius by the end of the season kek
>Everyone is saying Eagles are the new ChiefsThat means we win the owl again this season
Glass Joe just needs more protection.
>>150809930>bleed him dry in courtShe's already a billionaire, also her name is pretty important to be fair
>>150809880He's black, he plays qb, he had negative rushing yards. Make of that what you will
>>15080991332. Pants31. Titans30. Saints 29. Dolphins28. Jets27. Browns26. Bears
>>150809963Ugly chimp
>>150809919Hopefully there's more next year
MINISOMALIA IS AN ETERNAL CUCCKSHEDDDDFUCK MILLIE PHILLIE PHILLY
>>150809956Why are so many of these young black guys so faggy?
>>150809963I wouldn't be shocked if the Eagles won the NFC again but I don't think they will. Packers are a better team. Rams have a shot.
>>150809922Sex with her and both her sisters at the same time
>>150809956what the fuck is with his retarded hair?
>>150809938None of these shitters will win you anything. Young is the worst so pick him and reap the high draft picks
>>150809975He's Polynesian
>>150809966>also her name is pretty important to be fairShe could die tomorrow and no one would care. Shit, some trannies would probably start jumping up and down and clapping if their news source told them to do so.
>>150809974Don't ever say something as stupid as that.
>>150809976The NFC West will have at least two playoff teams. Their schedule is too soft.
>>150809975No father figures
>>150809938GODleb, this isn't even a question
>>150809950Joever
Kangz looked awful tonight and it makes me feel bad. I’m gonna head to bed and watch Harry Potter.
>>150809990Tua had a father
>>150809919mutthomo and rattler dont count, theyve been BLEACHED and mutthomo has fully cleansed his bloodline with a 5/10 white woman.
>>150809977>some rando rolls a grenade in the room and takes them all outLife would go on and no one would bat an eye.
Has it been long enough since 28-3 for Falcons fans to root for their team again?
>>150809970Turn your monitor on
>>1508099437pm for me, just perfect. Suck it
>>150809993Nigga how the fuck you gonna sleep AND watch a movie
>>150809927Browns defense ain’t that bad right?
we ridin’ the float tomorrow?
>le i just cain't no mo man went 3/11 and then got concussedMost of the time I forget he's even in the league. This definitely feels like his last stop as a starter. Wonder if he could've been worth something if he hadn't been drafted by Shitcago
Why is he wearing flipflops
>>150810000This will give them a shot in the ass for a few weeks until Bakie quiets them down again. >their QB looked like shit tonight, too tbqhwy
Where all my Browning chads at?
JJ was just stressed and tired cus he just had a kid.
>the falcons actually won oneSeasons back on. Fuck the somalians
>>150809969titans at least have a promising QB which I cant say about these other shitters.
>>150810011Shower shoes sportslet
This is a passing league, so if the Kangz don't change that god-awful scheme immediately, it's all over.
>>150810007I just turn it on and watch til I fall asleep. It’s extremely comfy
>>150810006>spiritually 2-0
>>150809948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLB5SLzvalcpeople keep focusing on the chiefs for obvious reasons. but as a seahawks fan this is the story line I'm paying attention to the most.
>>150809987>*clap*CUCCK*clap*CUCCK*clap*CUCCKKKKKKK
>>150810011It’s his culture CHUD
>>150809997>with a 5/10 white woman.
Danny Dimes is rawdogging this
>>150810000Apparently not.
>>150810017>titans at least have a promising QBlol anon buddy...
>>150810011doesn't want to put on a pair of socks just to go talk to some (((reporters))) who will be waiting for him to lose his shit and give them a clickbait soundbyte. Out of all of the tua shit, this I at least understand. He just wants to go home.
>>150810008They were actually doing fine against the Ravens until the offense started blowing it.
>>150810031Looks like a man>>150809977These are all men
It'll be funny if chiefs lose to the Giants
>>150810031Would without hesitation
>>150810014for such a fuckin' nice body, she has a horrible face.
This but it's KOC and Darnold
>>150810011He's been concussed so many times that he doesn't remember how to tie his shoes anymore
DON'T LOOK AT ME
>>150810038It would be absolutely hilarious
>>150809928>injure his own WR in week 1>drop a sure touchdown that turns into an INT in week 2Yeah he probably should have retired. The blowout super bowl loss was embarrassing but now he's just embarrassing himself even more.
>>150810044lol
>>150809826
>>150810045who?
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>150810022in the division
Falcons had a badass draft class
>Early 2024 season>Eagles pass too much>Won't run ball>Early 2025 season>Eagles run too much>Won't pass ballI hope Godert is back next week.
>>150810021Nice that is pretty comfy. I usually have a hard time falling asleep to shows and movies. I pass out to music pretty often though.
>>150810045Wtf is this
>>150809928Why is this decrepit fatass even still in the leagueHis legacy is cemented, he doesn't have anything more to prove and he can sit back and count his wife's billions
>>150810045What is happening here?
>>150810054Unironically would be better to just amputate the toe
>>150810053TayTay
>>150809938Tua so I can watch him die on the field and get a replacement sooner. If I can fully control the team, I’d take Fields and run the wishbone. We wouldn’t be good, but it would be fun to watch.
>>150810045wtf am I not looking at here??
>>150809977You mean him and his brothers.
>>150810011Bro this isn't even weird. If you spend hours wearing sweaty cleats you want to air your feet out sometimes so you don't get swamp foot
my hot take of the night is that the Bengals will be fine with Browning. i suspect they'll run the ball better and play better defense too. burrow is as good as there is in the NFL, but he runs his own empty setup a lot and it's really hard to run or pass block out of his schemes. he's fine taking hits, but of course it comes with risk.
That one didn't count. We still dem Kangz.
>>150810062>>150810066TayTay didn't want anyone to see her when leaving Arrowhead tonight
>>150810070>>150808875
>>150810045Was this when kelce beat her to a facking pulp?
>>150809938unironically, Rattlerthe rest are all bitches, permacrocks and bitch ass permacrocks
>>150810073> Bengals will be fine with Browning.That's what people said last year for a few games then he started to suck
>>150809975Unironically higher estrogen levels. Blacks have the highest rates of homosexuality. Also raised by single mothers so they learn womanly behavior.
>>150810077Wow that's pathetic Shouldn't have gone in the first place if she can't handle the heat
>>150810054
>>150809983>he's polyMahomesian
>>150810045Negative aura moment
>>150810053nfl was paying swift to be on tv the last 2 years, they stopped paying so now its all secrecy
>>150810068the fuck...?
>>150810041>surely the gay black man will run my offense just as well as Goof did, Ben Johnson said to himself as he took the Chicago job
>>150810054>>150810088Why did he have to attach his ugly face to this post
seriously, what went wrong?
>watch JJ McCarthy tape>bust>watch first half of Bears game>bust>watch second half of Bears game>oh shit he might be a journeyman backuo>post Bears game>media and /sp/ screaming that he's elite>Falcons game>confirmed bustAre you guys genuinely this bad at evaluation?
>>150810082>last yearthe year before thatglass joe survived 2024
>>150810082Look at the league now though>Blo Dix>JJ McSharty>Tuaand many moreBrowning can hang with most of these guys
>>150810045>THE WEDDING IS OFF
>>150810045Imagine what a sick weirdo you have to be to live like this.
>>150810098He'll be fine.
>>150810096They should have fired that fat nigga a long time ago
WTF makes you "injury prone"? Is it just bad genetics or bad diet or something?
>>150810045what if someone tossed a hand grenade in that room and it went off...what would happen?
>>150810073>i suspect they'll run the ball better and play better defense tooWhy wouldn’t they just do those better with Burrow? Losing your best player isn’t helping the rest of the team.
>>150810073The real question is if Browning is still dating the same thot from last year
>>150810096You can tell he thought that line was hard as fuck. What a fucking clown.
>>150810045She's gonna divorce him if they go 0-3
>>150810050>spend all offseason shitposting about how it's the Chorgers' year and they're finally gonna dab on the Chiefs and win the division>it might actually happenMan I really should have screenshotted some of those comments
>>150810038As a giants fan I want this to happen moreso cause it would be funny than to actually see my team win
>>150810045...couldn't they have just closed the doors? Wth? This feels too staged and performative for attention.
>>150810110A lack of moral character. God punishes bad people with injuries on the football field.
>>150810105If you say so. He has the occasional great throw but I hate his pocket presence.
>>150809938I'll have one Great White Hope, please.
My kangz are literally going to be fine. Mccarthy's hot wife just had a baby so his head wasn't in the game. I am going to advise ownership take up a strict no-children rule for rookies going forward tho
Why is everyone down on Jake Browning? He is actually pretty good and can win games. Dont forget he actually played well when he started last time
>>150810087>if she can't handle the heat>ifcunt doesn't even know ball...
>>150810096Nigga practiced that line in the mirror 2 dozen times
>>150810096They took the basement
>>150810098>Are kangz fags retardedYep
need to bring back shit quality broadcast without sfx
>>150809917Cowboys coach for that locker room videoBen Johnson for thinking he can turn Caleb into a game manager let alone a real qb(then getting a "fuck ben johnson" chant by people who used to cheer for him)Vikings fans for hyping up McSharty as the second coming of Brady after beating that same shitty Bears teamMahomes and Maauto, the Chiefs on general, what a fucking mess all of that is. Andy Reid must be ready to retire or die because it seems like he's not trying to motivate or control any of them anymore.
>>150810129The offensive line is currently dead or something. Everything will be max strength by week 4.
>>150810113Because the sets Burrow likes are horrible to run out of and he invites free rushers cuz he knows where to go with the ball. As for the defense, I think they'll know they need to play better which is just a gut feeling. But the offense they run with Browning will be more conventional and less Joe going empty and facing 7 rushers with 5 pass blockers.
>>150810127>denny.bsky.whateverThis is the hard hitting reporting we use as sources now?
>>150810098
>>150809992NahWith Browning they frowning
>>150810114Yeah, baby. Gonna be getting all kinds of closeups of these sweater puppies on national tv for several months.
>>150810110You can also get old.
>>150810139>vikes>packkino, what else would they use for the other 32 (30(?)) teams back then?
*drafts zero probowlers and goes 15-38 in your path*
>>150810045kek saving this for later
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>150810148why hasnt he married and impregnated her yet?
>>150810014>2-0feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>150810142He still looks uncomfortable in the pocket but I guess it can be fixed...? Seems like something fixable but the yips are usually one of the harder issues to resolve.
>>150810148Titties
>>150810162he just sucks at NFL football, it's not that deep
>>150810096Qrd??
>>150810148Nice.
Reminder: anti-white posts ( anti mahomes ie ) have no place here.
>>150810165Brother we're about to go 2-15
>>150810073Bengals will be fine with Browning as we saw today
Berds are 2-0
Lameme has 1 touchdown per 8 passes. What about your sorry excuse of a qb?
>Josh Allen>white
All the good guys won today
>>150810162Game Manager.
I expected a win, but dropping 52 and exposing Bussy Williams and Duh Burrs is just too good. Wions are vibing this week. Time for a well-earned cat nap.
>>150810143He threw for nearly 5,000 yards and 43 TD's last year on insane efficiency. And yet you're calling the "sets he likes to run" horrible? You're talking out of your ass and don't know ball. Sorry, a team doesn't magically become better and more well rounded when their MVP candidate All-Pro QB misses 3 months.
>>150810166>2nd start of his careergee, yeah, wonder what his problem is
>>150810177>3 picks>jags>only won because of a dropped pass anyway
>>150810178don't post AI you weirdo, you're making my team look like freaks
>>150810179Didn't blow a 16 point lead or whatever it was
Travis Swiftbros is this true?
>>150810179Doesn't need to statpad against bad teams so the media can continue pretending he's good
>>150810181Dem boys won
>>150810176Go to bed, Lamar. You're drunk
Vikings fans are like that retarded step child
>>150810181Go Bills
>>150810186If the Bengals can go .500 for the next 12 weeks, they would probably be estatic
Now that it’s rebuilding time for the Vikings, my Chiefs need to make the trade for Justin Jefferson!
So, based on what's happened thus far, it's basically looking likeBillsRavensColtsChargersRaidersPatriotsBengals/SteelersEaglesPackers49ersBuccsVikings LionsRams/Seahawks
>>150810192Told you guys...
why wasnt my boy kevin harlan calling any games this week?
>>150810192What is he sick of? They were winning
>>150810197Dont ever call me LaMeme ever again
>Sam Darnold vs the Falcons in 2024>22/28>347 Yards>5 TDS>0 Interceptions
>>150810192No T Swift actually let's her buff, black boyfriend Xavier pound his ass
>>150810189>Only won because they scored more pointsKeep on coping
>>150810179My Qb is undefeated
>>150810186Quite the opposite. I'm saying the sets he likes to run are horrible to *run* out of. He's the best QB in the NFL at presnap reads, and empty or 1 back shotgun sets are basically free completions for him. He takes a ton of hits but he knows where he's going and throws accurate balls. But Jake Browning isn't as smart and cannot run that kind of offense, so the Bengals will be more conventional.
>>150810210McSharty bros... I thought he was better than Darnold
>>150810208My unironic guess is he was saying he’s tired of Mahomes having to do everything and trying to motivate the offense
>>150810207(((CBS))) probably put him on dykeball playoff duty. Poor guy.
McCarthy might be even worse than Gayleb
>>150810207He called the Broncos/Colts game I think.
>>150810179My QB has a ring. And Lameme?
>>150810096Drafted all skill players and got scammed trying to buy beef for up front
>>150810202Sure they would, but that's not the argument. The argument is the Bengals will suddenly become more balanced and efficient across the board because their top 5 QB in the league just got hurt, and that's just stupid. Browning isn't bad but he isn't anywhere near Burrow.
>>150810200Bears fans are dying from a rare childhood cancer
>>150810210>in 2024>yeah, but
>>150810214Also, I think Jake Browning is better than several starters in the league. He throws great deep balls which works great with the Bengals receiver group
>>150810205chiefs will absolutely sneak into the playoffs via ref helpI guarantee it on my life
Since the Kangz are being disrespected for no reason, I'm not coming back until we win next weekend.
>>150810209Don't look at me nigger bird, I didn't name youThat's on your illiterate mother-agent
>>150810207He was BroncosColts
>>150810139you dont like hd negros mortal kombat posing on your screen and draftking spreads flashing at the bottom all game?
As usual, reminder Viqueerfans are Homer retards who would say a blind retard in a wheelchair will be a hall of fame QB if he was drafted by their ringless organization
>>150810144i noticed awhile back a ton of the cfb podcasters fled there, the fgts
>>150810207retard, again, stick to hockey, faggot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg7x-tlBJrs
Queefs are going 0-6 in the division
>>150810230I AM NOT A DIRTY BIRD FAGIM JUST A REALISTIC BENGALS FAG
>>150810209
>>150810228You are such a retard. They don’t need to “sneak” into the playoffs
>>150810229See you in 2 months when your bust QB wins another game
Wait, did the Stoolers really give up a TD on a kick return?
>>150810040>the horrible face
>>150809913Queefs
>>150810205You're overestimating the Niners. Their injuries are still a major problem.
>>150810205>vikingslol. The only real 100% locks are the Bills and Ravens right now.
>>150810214The Bengals sets aren't why he gets hurt: he never got hurt last year. His injuries are just freak accidents. He has been healthy more seasons than not in his NFL career and has always played in the same offense. You keep talking out of you ass.
LGTSS>Queefs>Viqueers>Shitcago>Stoolers
>>150810235>the cfb podcastersoh, ok...
>>150810212enjoy your perennial disappointment
>>150810190fuck off newfag
>>150810241>0-2>zero offensive weapons besides old man kelcemaybe prime mahomes could carry them to a division win but even he is quickly regressing
>>150810248Flag on retard
>>150810247>ok, but this one picture's anglestop watching porn.
>>150810239Realistically we won today without Burrow. We have a great team. We're going to the playoffs
>>150810205>ninerswhy do you NIGGERS rate the niners??!?!?!devante adams AND puka nacua had 100+ with a td today but yea WEAPONLESS TURDY is going above them lmfao
IGGLES FALSE STARTED ON THE TUSH PUSH TONIGHT AND THE REFS DID NOTHING
>>150810190Cardinals fans have always been weirdos
>>150810261Get the fuck out of my genny you fucking freak.
>>150810261Nah you fuck off, he's right about the ai slop posting. It's gay and nobody likes it other than the autist who insists on spamming it.
>People actually thought Mahomes was gonna win 7 Super Bowls in 10 years because the media hype
>>150810110Honestly, I'm not sure if most guys are actually injury prone so much as the league has a bunch of dudes who are highly injury resistant and everyone who isn't like that just seems injury prone by comparison. Not having a 90+ durability rating doesn't imply a physical flaw, it's just that you're missing something that would be really helpful if you did have it.Think of it like arms strength. If you can throw a ball 50 yards you actually have a pretty strong arm but it's still going to look like a noddle next to someone like Rodgers because he's in like the 99th percentile of arm strength. Similarly, Burrow might actually be way tougher than the average person but he just doesn't have the 99th percentile durability he needed to survive behind that shit-tier o-line for years. Maybe a Brett Favre or Eli Manning could have but those dudes are anomalous. Burrow's just a really good football player who isn't a physical freak and that comes with a downside.
>>150810253He gets hit a lot because of the shotgun empties and 1 back sets. They like to get receivers out rather than chip or protect. It is very clearly a Joe Burrow preference. It's where he's at his best, but it also leads to rando injuries like his toe. Not hating on it cuz it works for him, but it is risky. I'd bet a lot of money that Browning will take way fewer hits than Burrow per game.
>>150810271Good. Fuck the queefs.
>>150810263Yes I get that it’s been a whole two weeks and you hope their entire season is over but you need to get a grip. Good teams go 0-2 all the time, Ravens did it just last year. They get their weapons back by week 6. They’re not missing the playoffs.
>>150810263I fell for it but am legit surprised at how bad Mahomes has looked so far. Inaccurate, slow, seems like he is losing athleticism, I know last year wasn't great but he seems to be declining rapidly.
With the chiefs at the bottom of the division, raiders have the opportunity to do the funniest shit
I'm so fucking pumped for the Packers to play the Eagles
>>150810110If you're naturally more flexible, like hyper flexible, you're more likely to end up dislocating a shoulder or something
Ramsbros, you feeling nervous next week? I am.
>>150809879>black coachaaaaand it's gone.
>>150810263>prime mahomesyou mean prime mahomes with prime kelce and tyreek? yeah no shit.
>>150810267Seethe
>>150810285He singlehandedly scored a touchdown via smashing land dragons and then finished the game with a bomb TD. You are delusional
>>150810077she's calling off the engagement if they don't go back to the superbowl
>>150810260As a Bengals fan, I've endured a losing season or thirty. What's I'm not accustomed to is being 2-0. Joe will be back and Jake will do just fine in the meantime. The rest of our division isn't looking any better and the Chiefs are 0-2. Things could go differently this year
>>150810273>>150810277what a bunch of bitches
people wrote my wions off too early
>>150810295I'm so fucking LONELY
one of these is not like the others...
>>150810295>yeah, butkek
Mahomes looks washed at 29. Where's that retard always talking about age 29 Mahomes this and that
>>150810249My heckin chiefs are the only team with injuries
going to say it Browning unironically plays better than burrow, same for tyson bagent in chicago.Make them starters already
>>150810283I would agree if the weapon room was strong but he's missing what? Rashee Rice? Xavier Worthy? He did nothing notable today besides QB runs where there was 15+ yards of open space.
Statmutt seething kek
>>150810295the fuck is this cunt's problem?
>Kirk Cousins is elite!>Literal who Somalinigger is elite!>Sam Darnold MVP!>JJ McCarthy is a franchise QB based on uhhhh fuck all!Name a dumber fanbase than the Queens
>>150810110being constantly tackled by giant men
>>150810316KWAC (Kek What A Cuckold)
>wahhhhhhh muh weaponsyou know who didn't have shit to throw to for his first 6 years? Tom Brady
>>150810110its called not being a pussy. athletes are always hurt especially older ones, they play through it
>>150810314He won a super bowl when his only WR was rookie Rashee Rice, and went back to the super bowl when his only WR was rookie Xavier Worthy. Having them both on the field isn’t the best WR tandem in the NFL or anything, but it’s enough for Mahomes to do what he needs to do to compete
>>150810297
>>150810323It's only his second game. Kangz'll win when everyone is healthy.
>>150810287That's 2 months away
>>150810321Its just a thot. Calm down.
>>150810294It's definitely a large part of the equation but modern Mahomes just feels objectively worse. He still has his moments of brilliance but there's many more off-target throws and off target chucks.
>>150810297that bomb TD he got AFTER wildly missing open receivers and getting bailed out by the refs while also killing just enough clock to basically put it in garbage time? That was an empty calories TD.
>>150810271Lelce handed the Eagles a game losing interception, bro
>>150810271How about that phantom roughing the passer call on Cambell that turned what would have been a 4th and 13 from the queefs 25 into a 1st and 10 on the queefs 40 on their late TD drive? You got that clip?
>>150810295Top tier bimbo. She's probably really fun to be around
>>150810280Now you're just moving goalposts from 'they'll be better and more balanced on offense and play harder on defense without Burrow' to 'I bet Browning gets hit less than Burrow'. You aren't worth engaging with any further on this topic. A freak roll up on his legs and a hand hitting a defenders helmet on a pass aren't because Burrow likes playing in shotgun, they're just freak plays. Most QB's like operating out of the gun. You've just never played ball in your life so you don't understand that system isn't ever responsible for injuries. If you wanted to shit on the Bengals lack of O-line talent that'd be one thing but you haven't even brought that up. You're just a clown.
>>150810335Jfc Kelce is so washed
>>150810308Yeah, the Browns have at least one great side of the ball, while the others have zero.
>>150810344Any post that starts crying about refball can be safely discarded as cope
>You had your chance to apologize. Now I wont be forgiving.
Tom Brady made a bunch of white WR elite. Why can't Mahomes just find scrappy guys and lacrosse players who are white and win super bowls with them?
>>150810271Thank you based reffies
>>150810346why would he do that? that would ruin his argument.
>>150810295man oh manthese benGALS just hit different
>2025>using one razor for the twig and berries and another razor for your face instead of using one razor for both
>>150810337Keep coping, I look forward to watching the Queens waste half a decade on an obvious bust
>>150810271yeah man everything they do to make the tush push a viable play is illegal, the nfl doesn't give a fuck clearly
>>150810278Projecting from what is obviously an unsustainable period of success is so fucking retarded, at least when it coms to football. No one in the history of the sport has ever sustained their peak performance for like 15 years. Even Brady didn't and he was the best, most dedicated and luckiest bastard to ever do it. If you picked a point in Brady's early career you could have projected him to win like 12 super bowls by age 40. You always cycle down at some point.. Some guys cycle back up again but it's never just a continuous plateau with no variation. You can't just copypaste the first half of a career and assume the second half will be the same
who else /2-0/ here
>>150810335Why tf you throwing your hands up and shit? You're the reason the INT happened Travis.I wonder if Kelsey is well liked by the rest of the team.
>they're starting to turn on reidit's unironically over
>>150810368I'm 1-1 but at least my QB isn't out for 3 months
>>150810372Not sure. 1993, too, btw.
>>150810371>VILCIISIM
>>150810348No goal posts were moved. I'd suggest you improve at reading the English language before you engage with me further.
>>150810334I do think you're under evaluating how beastly Kelce was, the arguably GOAT tight end stepping down multiple skill levels has really hampered the offense
>>150810368Feels gud man
>>150810278Yeah the “media hype” of never doing worse than the AFCCG in his career and going to 5 super bowls in 7 years
>>150810368
>>150810368but at what cost?
>>150810335the interception isnt as bad as him wasting that second crying about it and not even trying to pursue
I never understood why Burrow cheated on his ex-girlfriend who was a bombshell for some ugly skinny bitch.
>>150810379not yet
>>150810385Kelce is nowhere near the GOAT tight end lmao. What a zoomer opinion
>>150810389>has to root for an American football team because of 1993
>>150810389remember when erin and matt flynn held hands for a team pic? i do. classic fudgepackers.
>>150810356>These eyes want to gain power over you
BERDS
>>150810366Pacebabbies are retarded underage faggots.
carson wentz time
>>150810385That’s definitely true, another issue is that we don’t have a run game. That all may mean that we don’t go to the super bowl but there’s no way the Chiefs miss or have to “sneak in” to the playoffs, it would be a huge shock if they didn’t win the division
ahem.... mahomo
>>150810395Fortunately my oline is better than the Bengals so less likely
>>150810302>the rest of our division isn't looking any betterthe ravens are literally multiple tiers above the bengals
>>150810402Why would they do that?
>>150810289Nope, Rams took care of business and started 2-0. Next week is important for potential seeding, but in terms of goal #1 (Win the division) LA has some cushion.
>>150810323Green Bay for thinking Jordana Loov is worth $55m guaranteed
>>150810397He's top 3 at least and I won't argue about it. Gronk was absolutely better at his prime but Kelce has a fair bit of longevity on him.
>>150810379Jake is my QB>Clowning with Browning
>>150810411Yeah but what about age 29
if jake browning balls out with the bengals loaded receiver corp, would that make Burrow's contract the worst in the NFL?
You may only reply to this post if your team already won their division.
what the fuck!
>>150809937>>150809937dem boys won so skip wins again
>>150810397Other GOAT tight ends such as Gronk and Shannon Sharpe disagree with your expertise
>>150810366This is some next level cope right here
>>150810420Kelce can't block for shit and that's half a tight end's job. I'll take a Tony Gonzalez or Gronk over a glorified WR
>>150810426Reporting in
>>150810376>they lost the most explosive player in the NFLWho? Tyreek?
>>150810384> i suspect they'll run the ball better and play better defense too.You said this in your initial comment, and other pointed out that's stupid and they'd just do that better with Burrow.>I'd suggest you improve at reading the English languageYou mean improve my reading comprehension? Lmao at you trying to sound smart and failing. Wow you really are stupid.
>>150810427>(((dov)))please refrain from posting this Christ-killer's tweets.
This is starting quarterback of the Bengals Jake Browning's wife. Say something nice about her.
>>150810410The running game did look pretty horrific today. I still remember seeing rookie Kareem Hunt and thinking that he'd be an all timer lmao.
>>150810432You mean 2 Tight End who could block like pro bowl tackles?
>>150810437He blocks fine, cry baby Chiefs haters just use this “c-can’t block!” cope because it’s not quantifiable as a stat so it’s the one thing they can claim without being proven wrong.
>>150810451Gross creature.
>>150810426
>MNF double headerwhich game will be the shit one?
>>150810451she could lose some weight
>>150810451I'd love if she sat on my face
>>150810414Lamar is a choke artist. Always has been
>>150810289hmm not as much as last week, but I still think there's a few kinks to be ironed out>running game has regressed a bit (however they did play against 2 teams with great d-lines)>special teams still has the occasional holesotherwise I'm looking forward to the next game, stafford finally looks like he's throwing to 2 different receivers in the same game
>>150810156Should've known he would suck because he looks extremely uppity
>>150810184How are you feeling about next week?
>>150810452He probably would have been if he stayed with the Chiefs, going to the Browns and suddenly becoming a backup when he was a top 5 rb in the league totally derailed his career
>>150810451ugly face, she does have boobs and what appears to be a vagina though. I can find 150 hotter chicks taking dick in my expansive porn collection.
>>150810441I said I expect them to run better cuz they'll use more conventional sets with Browning. I said the defense prediction was a gut feeling and not to be taken seriously. Taylor's offense will be much more traditional with Browning and this isn't even a stretch. What are you even arguing man? You know what, I don't even care lol.
>>150810422Browning Automatic
>>150810462lamar had literally nothing to do with the loss. they scored 40 points lmaolamar only chokes in the playoffs. which is irrelevant to the bengals since they won't get there
>>150810458Harbaugh games always have a high chance to turn into a slop fest
>>150810402As much as Aaron really really likes women, this is just standard locker room fake gayness, like whipping towels and slapping asses.
Kangbros we still /in the drivers seat/
>>150810451She's an unapologetic attention whore that wants random men pleasuring themselves while looking at her. That is apparently a good thing in our modern times I guess.
>>150810454>Travis Kelce's blocking grade, primarily tracked by Pro Football Focus (PFF) was a 46.9 in 2023You can't be the GOAT without being a complete player.
I love BBC
>>150810481The Ravens were the better team that night, the fact that they somehow lost is confusing to everyone. It’s a rare case of an actual spiritual victory, everyone came away from that game thinking the Ravens are better than the Bills
>>150810483
>>150810488Travis...Taylor...Patrick...Brittany...Andy...
>>150810488Hailee, what if Josh sees this?
>>150810473>ugly faceShe has a classic bimbo face. It's neither ugly or attractive. But all our dicks would rise to the occasion if we got one whiff of her pussy juice.
>>150810456>>150810459>>150810473She's a 10. Let's see a picture of your wife
>>150810437He's not a great blocker but I don't think it blocks him off from the GOAT conversation. IMO I think he's better than Gonzalez from his pure post-season success and I get the argument of Gronk over him but he is a really strong choice if you look at career success and production. It really depends on what you value as a tight end IMO, it's such a versatile position
>>150810487I didn’t know they could grade that. How low is that? I don’t know the scale
>>150810497If her body wasn't banging she's a 6
>>150810497walled tranny
>>150810451Does she have to take the whole thing off to piss or shit! Or both?
>>150810501You can go to Sweden and find more attractive clones of her just walking on a city
>>150810486Got a source on any of that, chief?
Giants beat the chiefs
No matter how bad my life gets, there is always solace that there are always 3-4 NFL teams that are entertainingly bad every season.
>>150810508imagine being the laundromat that does her laundry after an accident
>>150810454Nobody thinks Kelce is better than Gronk except fantasy football fags
>>150810512That would be a big enough upset that Veach would finally get off his ass and give up a haul for a star wide receiver overnight, so be careful what you wish for
>>150810501>getting offended that randos are calling another random persons wife midwhat level of cuckoldry is this
>>150810372Maybe we just didn't notice his antics so much back in the day since the Chiefs weren't the villains of the NFL yet but he seems like way more of an obnoxious bitch than he used to be. He wasn't a celebrity back then. I imagine dating the most famous woman in the world and becoming a globohomo shill goes to your head a bit. He thinks he's important now. Unfortunately for him his notoriety is coming at the ass end of his career and he just thinks he's still the shit even though he's fallen off. I imagine his teammates are mildly sick of his shit by now
>>150810481So the Ravens wouldn't have won if they'd scored more points? Interesting, I'm not sure we're playing the same sports. How many AFC Championships does Lamar have?
>>150810508This is written in the old bait style that made this site what it was and I appreciate it.
>>150810437Antonio Gates is better than Kelce too
>>150810497>>150810501I think Browning has a swagger that Joey B doesnt have because he has this sex crazed hottie at home begging for his dick day and night.
>>150810510we aren't muslim immigrants you hijab
>>150810524>boasting about losing in the super bowlgrim
>>150810501>>150810497Go to bed ugly wife of that quarter back.
>>150810513The Browns have outgained their opponents in yards like 2-1 and are still 0-2 and total dogshit. No matter how bad things may seem, remember they can always be so much worse.
>>150810518The argument is typically that Gronk had the highest peak but it was too short lived. It’s the same argument against Jamaal Charles, he was probably the peak of the position but he didn’t play long enough. Kelce’s peak lasted most of his career. It’s a more impressive career at the end of the day
>>150810510>>150810522That's what I thought
>>150810508Removing clothes to piss?
>>150810537>Browns gain a lot of yards against prevent defenses when the games are out of reachWOW
>>150810536hush incel
>>150810537That's what i'm saying. the way NFL teams stink it up is fucking incredible and a joy to watch. watching the jets and bears do it for 10 years has brought me lots of laughs
>>150810454lolwut, gronkowski singlehandedly made the bucs rungame not worst in the league in 2020. Never seen a guy like him be able to take two blocks on the move.
>>150810535Lamar can't even get tickets to the Super Bowl
Vicucks status?
>>150810538retard Gronk injured his back in college and played with a bad back. Imagine if he never injured his back
>>150810539Glad you agree with us. Don't be a simp cuckold defending a guy who doesn't even know you exist's wife
>>150810096>black gms>taking the norfpick one
>>150810552Joe Burrow will never return to the playoffs. If he ever plays another game at all. Bungles fans will continue to brag about losing the Super Bowl.
>It was 40-25 with less than 5 minutes to go in the 4th>They had a 99.1% win probability>They still lost the game
>>150810553Next year's our year
>>150810545The worst part is it isn't even that. They've moved the ball through 2 weeks but just can't stop doing Browns things. I don't care how bad you feel as a fan, I promise you you're nowhere near the apathy of Browns fans. You aren't even in the same stratosphere as us.
>>150810554NTA but "dude what if" does not matter in the GOAT argument
>>150810553Great defense but it feels like they're wasting their championship window waiting for JJ McCarthy to develop.
>>150810550Nobody said Kelce blocks as well as Gronk, it’s just a tiring cope that redditors always resort to in this conversation. But muh blocks! Yeah ok dude then Gronk is your GOAT, so be it. There’s more to the position though and Kelce was the better weapon
>>150810557>2 time NFL sportswriters executive of the year>2 time defending NFC North championship
>>150810554Like a vertebrae or what portion?
>>150810576Gronk injured a disc in college he had like 2 laminectomies in his NFL career
>>150810451
>>150810497>>150810501she is a gold digger wannabe thot, the only difference between her and some tiktok whore is that her source of income put a ring on her.
Asking honestly - not counting Josh Allen, who is the last QB to "develop"
>>150810565>There’s more to the position...than just catching amirite?
Why didn’t we keep Cam Bynum kangbros?
>>150810563>play entire career with a bad back>still the best everdurrp that's when you say damn if he never injured his back he would have played longer
>>150810451Not yet married, so no rules broken sweetie
>>150810586i mean maybe, but he's a practice squad nobody who managed to lock up a backup spot a couple years ago. and pretty sure they were dating when he was in college.
>>150810313Lots of backups looks good for short stints and then suck dick after a few games. Ryan Fitzpatrick made a career out of it.
>>150810591Probably Ryan Tannehill
>>150810582doctor said he had to get a backiotomy
>>150810592A tight end is primarily a pass catcher, they’re not linemen. Same as with running backs, it’s good to be able to block as well. But nobody would take some good ole boy blocking over a TE breaking Jerry Rice’s postseason records or whatever. Kelce’s just the better tool at the position
>>150810586>thinking all women aren't worthless gold digging attention whores
>>150810585Classic
>>150810582No the answer is spinal
>>150810497Why does she have just one big abdominal muscle?
>>150810565>and Kelce was the better weaponWhat but I am told Mahomes had nobody to throw to in his 2023 SB run?
>>150810597>i meango to bed, 5th grader. This board is 18+. Go steal your dad's hustler or something.
>>150810594I'm not arguing that Gronk isn't top 2, but what ifs don't move the needle for me. Brandon Roy isn't better than Michael Jordan.
>>150810558If Joe never returns to the Super Bowl he'll still die with a better record than Lamar
>>150810451>when they wear outfits that let me know there's no panties
>>150810565>There’s more to the position though and Kelce was the better weaponNo, no he wasn't lol, Kelce at no point in his career was ever as dominant as gronk. You could argue kelce was better route runner in his prime ( as was Hernandez ) but gronk physically was on a whole nother level. Watch tape zoomer
>>150809913The Bears will get it figured out eventually they have enough talent to make it to 5-6 wins at least. I actually like the Saints, they have good players, they're just getting outplayed in key moments. They're a team that will lose probably 10 games but have a lead in probably all of them and then only lose by a TD or less. I like Rattler I hope it works out for him. Panthers look cooked. They can't block anything. Titans are going to lose a lot of games. Not too much to be optimistic about. Browns, Jets, and Phins are in literal all time dumpster fire territory.
>>150810582they removed his brain and then put it back during one of his surgeries, according to a trusted source
>>150810617>w-well, at least i l-lost the s-super bowl!>OWIE MY TOE
>>150810608That’s where she stores his cum
>>150810555I'm literally Jake Browning and we're going to win next week
>>150810601Yeah I'm done talking to your down syndrome ass. A RB being able to block is not the same as a tight end being able to block. You're mentally retarded and grasping at straws
>>150810602where did I say that, faggot? I said she is. And she is. Keep crying for some stupid mid thot on the NFL thread, though. Dumb bitch.
How'd we do today fellow refGODS?
I was waging, what's the eye test say about McSharty?
>>150810609You were told he had a sub-par receiving room, which was very much true. You’re being disengenuous
>>150810591Jordan Love. Did you not see him play in 2021? He was pretty bad back then.
>>150810632Doesn't have the makings of an NFL QB
>>150810451>no panties, clearly wearing some padding to hide her cunt lips, wearing a full-cup bra to make her B's look like D's. Busted face hidden in shadow of hat.meh.
>>150810565A guy who does 2 things at an elite level is better than a guy who does one thing at an elite level, what's so confusing about it
>>150810585Still hilarious
>>150810628You’re actually mad because you lost so now you’re cussing and stomping your feet. Nobody said rb and te is the same position, try harder to misinterpret the post that blew you out.
>>150810488Aaron/Caleb...
JJ McCarthy sucks. He's a massive downgrade from Sam Darnold, who also sucked. I'm taking the Bengals comfortably next week over the Vikes. Tho I do think the Bengals D is bad enough to get McCarthy somewhat on track.
>>150810591Daniel Jones, Geno, Darnold
Stop bad mouthing mahomes
>>150810634WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MUHHH PACKIE FUCKING HALL OF FAMER QB! FUCK YOU! YOU ARE WRONG! HE IS A FUCKING FUTURE HALL OF FAMER! SO WHAT IF HE THROWS STUPID INTERCEPTIONS THAT MAKE THEM LOSE THE GAME! HE PASSES FOR TOUCHDOWNS IN THE PASSING NFL AND THAT MEANS HE IS GOOD! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>150810045>If they lose next week to the Gnats
>>150810487Gronk, Gates, Gonzalez and Graham couldn't block either
>>150810633>receiving room,>tight end is primarily a pass catcher,having thr goated pass catcher is not a sub par receiving room. most qbs dont even have one [uno] good guy to throw to.
>>150810632he sucks ass
>>150810655New
>>150810638>clearly wearing some padding to hide her cunt lipsI wish I had your eagle eye. I do not see this.
>>150810641Not that simple. Gronk’s peak was short-lived and he wasn’t as elite as a pass catcher as Kelce. Kelce had years of dominance and though he wasn’t as good at blocking he was the better receiver. His career outweighs Gronk’s
>>150810625>I JUS' CAIN'T
>>150810647>He's a massive downgrade from Sam DarnoldWow. Just a stellar analysis. Did you have to scan some tweets before coming to the conclusion that a QB who had full support all season and 4 more years of experience was better than a rookie (2nd year) QB with half of his offense-support missing. WHOA. You should write for espn with is mega brain power.
>>1508102650-2 you midwest retard
Bears bros, how many missed reads/cuckdowns/incomprehensible INTs are DEM BOYZ feasting on come Sunday?
>>150810656You can cry about it to try to detract from the Chiefs all you want, it’s not debable in the real world though and you’ll look like an idiot trying to pretend like the Chiefs didn’t have receiving issues in 2023
>>150810666you are a mad viqueens fan so I will take this one.
>>150810643You're mentally retarded if you think the responsibility of blocking is the same level for RB and TE. Yes I'm mad. I'm talking ball with a room temperature IQ mouthbreather.
>>150810376He's not wrong. Damien Williams and Tyreek Hill carried them to the first owl and the refs carried them to the others. Last year the refs let the OL hold/grab/chop all season long but then started calling pens in the owl and they've been washed since.The OL is legitimately dog shit outside of Creed. He's the only person who doesn't get blown off the line.
>>150810651Nobody is loosing to the giants dumbass. Wilson is washed as a baby’s butt.
>>150810666>but Jordan Addison was suspended for drunk drivingis that why he missed wide open Jalen Naylor?
>>150810601The only things Kelce has over Gronk is he's a bit more crafty of a route runner and his play style has lead to less injuries. When we're comparing both being healthy and on the field, Gronk is far superior.
>>150810680You wouldn’t be as mad if you knew how to read. I didn’t say they had equivalent blocking responsibilities. Literally never happened. I said blocking is not the primary responsibility of either position.
>>150810686>Nobody is loosing to the giants dumbass.The Giants will absolutely destroy Spencer Rattler and the Saints
>>150810676>He only has the GOAT tight end isss jus not fair!>He needs mo help!This is you.
>>150810045ty iggles for the continued queef melty on all levels
>>150810660>the guy who lead the league in TDs as a tight end and broke records is a worse receiver than a route runner babbyLmao even
>>150810601>people thought RJ Harvey was gonna be a good fantasy football pick>he sucks at pass blocking so JK Dobbins is RB1you're dumb
>>150810649Fun fact: the last time Patrick Mahomes threw for 30 or more touchdowns was 2022.And since Mahomesfags love to talk about pace I'll just point out that he's on pace for 15 whole touchdowns this year since he's putting up a scorching 1 TD per game right now
>>150810711If Kelce were on the Patriots and Gronk were on the Chiefs you’d be making the opposite argument. That’s the reality
>>150810700A tight end being able to block is much more important than a running back who can you retarded fuck. So why even bring up runningbacks? That's like talking about an outside linebacker who can't sack the QB and say "well corners have to be able to sack too ya know".
>>150810660
>>150810728Yeah I'm sure in 2019 when the Patriots were a power running team in the playoffs they'd prefer Kelce who can't block for shit over Gronk. The reality is you don't know what you're talking about
>>150810363This dude walks around with nut-face
>>150810739You’re wrong. Blocking is just as important for running backs, it’s literally more often their job to block than it is for TE’s. Which wasn’t even the point, it was just an attempt to illustrate through comparison, but you’re apparently very low IQ and need to be spoken to in exclusively literal terms.
>>1508106604 rings > 3 rings, bucko.
>Benny Nowinson
>>150810755Has nothing to do with the post you’re responding to
>>150810761I wonder how he feels about the "Fuck Ben Johnson" chant today. Pairs well with the burger.
>>150810761>TFW you thought you could fix the Bears
>>150810759Runningbacks block on an average of 25% of passing plays. A team averages 27-30 runs a game out of 60 offensive plays. It's factually wrong to say runningbacks blocking is more important than tight ends.
Walrus is starting to feel the weight of years.Mahomes and Kelce are both too rich and famous to be fully committed to taking yard-ape hits any longer.
>>150809928>>150810047I don't give a shit, I don't like either of them, but the int was as much on Mahomes if not more. The timing was off. The ball got there too early, before Kelce had enough time to see it.
>>150810924>SOON
>>150810397>>150810420>>150810432Travis Kelce is NOT a tight end. He lines up detached from the line more often than not, and he doesn't block. He's a WR, specifically a Big Slot.
Kelce isn't even better than Tony G. Dudes are so caught up in these madden era stats that they can't even evaluate film
>>150810631someone should make a montage of all the drops they do when players lob the ball to them. makes me laugh everytime
