First for collingwood magpies
iggs
the semi finals, really
>[2nd] geelong (home) game is actually an away game that serves [8th] hawthorn (away) as a home gamejustify this shit
Thoughts? From the afl siteVICTORIAB: Lachie Ash, Jacob Weitering, Josh BattleHB: Josh Daicos, Darcy Moore, Bailey DaleC: Hugh McCluggage, Nick Daicos, Noah AndersonHF: Bailey Smith, Sam Darcy, Zak ButtersF: Jeremy Cameron, Ben King, Toby GreeneFoll: Max Gawn, Caleb Serong, Marcus Bontempelli (captain)I/C: Cam Rayner, Zach Merrett, Tom Stewart, Matt Rowell WESTERN AUSTRALIAB: Brandon Starcevich, Tom Barrass, Nathan BroadHB: Jordan Clark, Sam Taylor, Wil PowellC: Nic Martin, Patrick Cripps (captain), Stephen ConiglioHF: Charlie Cameron, Aaron Naughton, Shai BoltonF: Bobby Hill, Jesse Hogan, Mitch GeorgiadesFoll: Luke Jackson, Chad Warner, Liam BakerI/C: Trent Rivers, Cam Zurhaar, Reuben Ginbey, Tim English
>>150811484Richmond, Collingwood and Hawthorn are all bigger clubs than Geelong so deserve the home finals.
>>150811497>2nd>8thObjectively false
>>150811494>Lachie Ashfuck off
>>150811496Are those implants?
>>150811494>No Ah Cheegay
>>150811484i cannot. this final shrimply should be hosted at kardinia park
>>150811526Money supersedes everything else and there will be 50,000 more people attending Friday night at the MCG than would be able to at Kardinia.
>>150811494charlie cameron is a queenslanderorigin is dead on arrival if he suits up for wa
>>150811541yep plus he sucks
>3/4 of the "big 4" and dil's coddled token qld expansion market teamThis is rigged as fuck
>>150810548Swans.At least they made it to the grand final before embarassing themselves.
Why don't they just make it Victoria vs the rest of the country like the NRL does with NSW?
>>150811560That just makes the /vfl/ rumours true.
haha luke breust what a faggot bitch
>>150811560because no one cares about or wants to play for muh allies
>>150811551no shithis administration is awful and this is just another pile of shit for his legacy
haha hawkroach busted his acl lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_One
Hawthorn customers be like>ayo this xxpa is too hoppy i need to get a pale ale but my new rms hurt and i can't walk to the bar could you please get me a pot of a pale ale Penelope?
>>150811612imaging climaxing into that and seeing the macabre grotesque vessel of beezelbub and all his demons staring back at you as it consumes your life force for its spawn
>>150811628
bout to drop off a crows
>>150811628Crows customers be like "can't believe we lost to the 8th team on the ladder"
bit weird how >we are living rent free in your head mate, even >we have moved on from it
"A spectator has been charged and issued with a lifetime ban from the AFL after allegedly performing a Nazi salute during the semi-final clash between the Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns at the Gabba.The 39-year-old Pratten man was taken into custody on Saturday after his actions were reported by fellow fans, with police now investigating any links to far-right groups. "
Can't wait to buy a long sleeve WA jumper
i don't like this bullying of adelaide. it has been apparent for a while now that this year was going to be their bane 2019. unexpected rocketing up the ladder and finding themselves out of their depth in finals when the whips were cracking.they will be better for the experience. another two years and they will be serious contenders, assuming they don't implode again
>>150811744just hope they're not make by nike or you won't be buying any jumper
>>150811745>assuming they don't implode againWord is they're going after Clayton Oliver.
>>150811655good post
>>150811740This country is a joke.
in what world is a 30 year old zach merett worth two first rounders and mitch lewis kekprime lachie neale was like pick 6 and pick 20
>>150811551>This is rigged as fuckIn reality>three out of the four games played in the first finals round weren't played in Vic>crows had TWO home games against lower ranked teams and still lostcope
>>150811799Judd went for 3, 20 and Josh Kennedy.Merrett is in that ballpark.
>>150811810chris judd was 24 years oldzach merrett has 1-2 years of being good at absolute max
>>150811821>1-2 years of being good at absolute maxSounds just like the Judd trade then.
>>150811799I saw another one that was this year's first rounder, next year's first rounder and Cam Mckenzie who was taken with pick 7 just three years ago.The trades proposed by the talking heads are always pants on head retarded.
>>150811810LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>150811799he's worth whatever essington demand for himif roaches don't want to pay it they can go nahui
>>150811810lol. Judd was a 24 year old brownlow medallist and premiership captain about to enter his peak. Their value is not even in the same ballpark.
>melbourne is closer to brisbane than cairns isthat's crazy
zach merrett is like a 5 in a group of ugly women
>>150811875Judd was a charity captain (see Cousins getting up on the podium to accept the cup) who was getting sucked off by the media daily (see: X player runs under the kick from Judd | current day Nick Daicos) for free awards. He wasn't even the best mid at West Coast.Merrett is a 5 (soon to be 6) times club Best and Fairest winner. Judd barely managed 2.
>>150811901>Merrett is a 5 (soon to be 6) times club Best and Fairest winnerin a team full of banned drug cheats and duds lolits like that bloke that claims nick daicos anzac medals as some sort of achievement when its against essendon
>>150811799hawthorn will have to pay for merrett it is a trade that they've deliberately leaked to try and gain the initial trade upper hand but i feel like essendon are going to demand a kings ransom or just then keep merrett
essendon about to get luke balled lmao
>>150811904Merrett earned an Anzac Medal against the reigning premiers. Very impressive.
>>150811916Luke Ball was out of contract and had spent the last quarter of the Grand Final on the bench (probably costing his team the game). Ross Lyon then refused to trade him so he went via the draft.Merrett has 2 years left on his contract, got a pay rise last year, is (currently) captain of the club and Essendon want to keep him.
zerrett is a bitchbabby and no longer on my christmas card list
>>150811901This is some serious cope. He was one of the best players in the game from a premiership calibre team and was only 24. Merrett will be 30 next year and is a decent but not outstanding mid from a shit team.
sometimes i forget parish exists wonder if he wish he went to geelong all those years ago
There’ll be four fingers up my arsehole when I cumThere’ll be four fingers up my arsehole when I cumThere’ll be four fingers up my arseholeThere’ll be four fingers up my arseholeThere’ll be four fingers up my arsehole when I cum
>>150811946mcgrath over mccluggage lol
>>150811941Were you even alive during Judd's era?He had good acceleration for the first few steps so typically made a few flashy plays per game, but the dude couldn't kick.Cousins was 10x the player Judd was.
>>150811958you sound like the newfagprime judd would tear teams new arseholesyou sound like you only saw carlton judd
>>150811956the dodoro magnum opus
>>150811958Yes. I am a Brisbane Lions supporter that watched him carve up my team on multiple occasions. You talking him down now makes me think you never saw him play. He was light years better then than Merrett ever was and still was light years better when his game went more inside at Carlton even with a busted shoulder.
>>150811963He got all of Bruce's love until Cyril came along. Still couldn't kick.
>An amateur footballer sprayed fart gas in a fast food restaurant so he could make TikTok prank videos, a Perth court has heard.>Arhab Haque disguised himself with a beanie, face mask, and hood and sprayed the gas in Hungry Jacks in Redcliffe on three separate occasions, while recording on his mobile phone.
>>150811976>Arhab Haque>amateur footballerI wonder how many descriptions they went through before they settled on that one.
Half of Judd's reputation was based on his girlfriend wearing a slutty dress to the brownlow. Back then the women used to dress respectfully, then came Twiggy with a red dress cut open to her pubic hair and all the media went nuts over it.
>>150811986>Half of Judd's reputation was based on his girlfriend wearing a slutty dress to the brownlow.You mean the night he won his first Brownlow?
reckon bec has never had a single hair on her puss
>>150811991Do you know the year in which Chris Judd won his first Brownlow is the last time Essendon won a finals game. That was 21 years ago.
>>150811991Do you think people were talking about who won the medal? It was all about the dress.
The zach merrett situation highlights how retarded afl player movement is
more of an nadia bartel general desu
>>150812003Yes but you're acting as if the perception he was a good player was only created by his girlfriend's dress, which in itself is bullshit, but his reputation as a footballer was already high, he had just played a Brownlow winning season before she had put on that dress.
>Essendon is having a player exodus because they're trash and their good players know they'll be rebuilding for the next 5 yearsI'm sure this is stirring some mixed emotions in you but just because you're mad it doesn't mean your spuds are suddenly superstars.
>nooo you cant leave you signed a piece of paper >who cares if we promised you things would get better and they didnt>you must be miserable your entire afl career like david swallow
>>150811612Why do I want to put ping pong balls in her mouth?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Tarvydas_dress_of_Rebecca_TwigleyDoes that bitch that had her flat ass revealed at a catwalk have her own wiki page about the incident?
>>150812041The designer of that dress almost certainly wrote that wikipedia page.
>On the morning of 16 May 2014, Tarvydas was found dead on the street outside her apartment, where she is believed to have fallen from a 14th-floor balcony in unsuspicious circumstances.[1][17] She had reportedly failed to meet a deadline the preceding day for repayment of a $100,000 debt to ANZ Banking Group.[1] Tarvydas was to have made her Paris Fashion Week debut in July 2014.[18] Her funeral, at Karrakatta Cemetery, was open to the public, and attended by the Foreign Minister Julie Bishop and by the Lord Mayor of Perth, Lisa Scaffidi.[1] unfortunate
>>150812041how old is she there
>>150812041jen hawkins mentioned
I want to be bullied, degraded and humiliated by Abbie Chatfield
>>15081205221.
>>150812053You'll revv him.
>>150812050Guess that explains why she never updated the dress wikipedia page to say Rebecca Judd.
>>150812041>Twigley received more hits on Australian news website news.com.au than did the crowning of Miss Universe 2004, Jennifer Hawkins, surpassing all previous records for a single news day.[3]jhawkbros..........our response?
wtf were foids thinking with those hairstyles in the noughties
what would the reaction be if a man went to the aflw awards with a big bulge or half his nuts showing
>>150812073Hawkins would've received more hits for her wardrobe malfunction than being crowned Miss Universe.
>>150812017The media had been hyping him up due to his run fast playstyle (ignoring that he shanked the kicks). The umpires ultimately drank that koolaid and turned the brownlow into a joke of an award.Everyone previously had been winning with low to mid 20s, then Judd won with 30. People should've been talking about how great of a season it was, but ultimately his footballing performance couldn't back up the vote tally.So they focus on the slutty dress rather than confronting that he got charity votes.Judd's 2004 medal is seen the same as Cripps' 2024 medal with 45 votes.2000: 24 (Woewoedin)2001: 25 (Akermanis)2002: 25 (Black)2003: 22 (Ricciuto/Buckley/Goodes)2004: 30 (Judd)2005: 20 (Cousins)Lots of great names and deserved winners on that list, with one big notable fraud.
>>150812041actually quite a tame dress by today's standards. i remember how "raunchy" people said it was back in the day
>>150812075What is wrong with her hair? Looks good to me.
>>150812075much better than the shit going around now, at least there was more than one hairstyle back then , beyond just>long centre-parted and straightened
chris judd won a brownlow in his 2nd yearnick daicos cant do that
>>150812085From memory Judd was an elite kick and had explosive speed. His brownlow year was well deserved. Maybe his years at carlton post prime due to OP have sullied your memory of him.
are you watching fev and his younger daughter on the amazing race?
will ashcroft won a norm smith in his 2nd yearnick daicos cant do that
>>150812075>>150812091She has thin, flat hair. Not much you can do with it. It's why thick haired wog gfs are so much better than whiteoids.
Basedcos already has two moral brownlows with a third coming next monday.
>>150812112>Judd was an elite kickMedia myth.>and had explosive speedTrue.To put it in modern terms, think Dangerfield. Media image vs reality.Judd wasn't anywhere near as bullish as him, but 'burst from stoppage and shank kick' playstyle, with the media always saying uncharacteristic miskick from Judd there.
>>150812124Personally hoping for a Bailey Smith brownlow so can ask the Bulldogs supporters where Bont's is.
>>150812144was funny when she was crying that people posted her address after she gave her two bobs worth on the shooting
>>150812085>Lots of great names and deserved winners on that list, with one big notable fraud.You mean Woewodin?
>>150812159She's a truly awful human being.
>>150812144Who?>>150812159Why would you post someone's personal address? Kinda messed up in the head to think that's okay.
>>150812131Don't make me look up the stats.
>>150812170If you have a negative opinion of her, you literally hate all women and everything about them. To dislike any aspect of her is to hate all women completely (this is what she said).
>>150812170would still fuck the shit out of her. it would be the best 40 seconds of my life
its like sydney sweenymid as fuck with a grade tits
>>150812165Woewodin won his due to being the only player wearing white (colourful?) boots in the era of black boots only. That made him really stand out to the umpires.His win was completely unexpected, but pretty justifiable in hindsight.Melbourne were a pretty average team and he carried them to the Grand Final. Add in the memorable boots and you've got yourself a brownlow.His subsequent move to Collingwood and stinking it up did more to harm his reputation than the actual win in 2000.If you look at the modern game today, Woewodin might've had the biggest impact from all the players on that list. A real trendsetter.
>>150812112Your memory is shit. Judd was a terrible kick. Look up Greg Williams talking about Judd's kicking. He did, however, gouge a hell of an eyeball. In fact, he owns an apartment on Gouger St in Adelaide
if my memory serves me well, judd was a great tackle, or maybe that was just bruce fawning over him
>>150812206oh no no no
judds best was when channel 7 didnt even have the rights you retard
>>150812206Pressure point and chicken winging was the Judd specialty.
Swan > Ablett > Judd
>>150812206>Gougerpronounced like goo-djuh but I'll let you have it
>>150812223Fev got kicked from Carlton for pointing out that Judd was a dirty grub, kek.
harley reid must play state of origin
>>150812232Fev was an absolute star and you could tell he was hurt over leaving carlton he kicked 99 goals in the same season buddy kicked his 100.
>>150812206Crisp 12yo who wasn’t alive for pre OP Judd.
>>150812245No one ever remembers second place.
back shots in baccus marsh
how many years can butters do the whole taking your mum to the brownlow schtick before questions get asked about him being a massive poofter
>>150812293How many times has he actually taken her?
>>150812293It's an interesting discussion
ben jacobs you in mate?
judd at his peak is arguably the GOAT. absolutely insane to compare him to merrett.
GAJ > Judd
>>150812305Nah, let that zoomer Bombers supporter tell you who's a good player.
>>150812305they are absolutely delusional even if they were on the same level judd was 6 years younger when tradedbombers be lucky to get pick 20 and some c grade player
how many times are we going to see isaac smiths missed goal after the siren and tom hawkins goal after the siren this week
>>150812289more like backass marsh
I hope things get really ugly between Merrett and the Bombers.
im going to boo gaynor this week
>>150812322
I wanna fuck someone up real badly
>>150812293He's only taking Mumza because he doesn't want his 5 birds knowing about one another and fighting.
how bad was that blackfella that hawthorn subbed on latealmost cost them the game
sick of you racist shitbags
sick of you non-racist shitbags
i'm a victim
feel like eating asian pussy
>>150812341your a homophobic boong, izak
i'm black as a moonless night. give me an afl contract or i'll tell everyone you're racist
>>150812343this but latina arse
shitting for the 5th time today
geelong gerard tried to bait fages into denouncing sam mitchell and he did the opposite kek
zerrett is staying at the bombos. if not, then he's not playing in the afl anymore. simple as
>>150812362cope he's got you by the balls and you know it
good guys of the afl: dons, port, iggs, tiggsbad guys: everyone else
>>150812362You'll trade him.
>>150812375He can drive the Lambo down to Windy Hill for gamedays. Won't be playing at the MCG anymore.
rc give us your premiership prediction model mate
if a club kept me against my will id start doing big poos at the club and not flushing
dosn simply MUST hold merrett to contract, no matter the cost. if that means making him retire and losing him for nothing to get out of the contract then so be it, but he CANNOT get to the roaches with any kind of blessing or acceptance from dosn bigwigs, which would be given by accepting a trade.you CANNOT have your contracted captain wanting to join your arch enemy when your own club is on their knees. either he stays and helps right the ship the best he can or fuck him off and make an example of him.
you will take what you are offeredyou will not let him rot in the vfl to prove a "point"you will not let him ruin club culturestop posturing
>>150812395They'll trade him. There's no point in holding a 30 year old hostage as you start a rebuild. They're just trotting out the 'required player' stuff because they want to extract maximum value which is fair.
the Narrative is set.i hope you're ready for bane v cats again
>>150812405No chance the crippler riddler goes.
FUCK YOU WILL
Post dinner bloated diarrhoea.
Wish I was dead
>>150812433crisp finals tim membrey
wonder how long til we get an Eric Lindros situation on draft night>widely held no. 1 prospect says he refuses to move to x.>club from x with no. 1 picks said player anyway, who keeps his word and refuses to join them or have anything to do with them>club says player will not have a career in the afl unless he signs with them and he will be the centrepiece of their club turnaround>year long hold out begins>club finally trades player away for a king's ransomhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Lindros_trade
>>150812423>No chance we let Merrett go>No chance we let Ridley go*you are here*>There's no way we will trade Merrett for less than 2 first round picks and a player>There's no way we will Trade Ridley for less than 2 first round picks>Fuck this shit club, why would they bend over to appease Brisbane and Hawthorn?>I am so over this corrupt league >Who cares if Merrett and Ridley left? Merrett is overrated and Ridley is always injured>We did the right thing by trading Merrett and Ridley to ensure we can actually hit the rebuild right this time
>>150812412Imagine getting towelled up by an irishman who only started playing the game 2 years ago.
>>150812440image showing your hand in the QF lol
>>150812438Merrett's definitely gone. Ridley has too long a contract and is 4 years younger. He’s stuck.
trade them all desu
>>150812436it's gunna be some vicmetro pozztorian kid
monke poster is so based
>>150812449i donno jhf went pretty close
>>150812448its not a bad ideafull reset cant be any worse
>>150812436juh
dont let this detract from north melbourne trading pick 2 for pick 27
norf should be a destination club, no pressure to perform, can ask a ransom in the contract because no one else wants to be there, just have a comfy respectable career at a mediocre club who will appreciate you if you simply stick around
>merrett should stay and be a legend on the Essendon footy club>haven’t won a final since 2001Yeah cool, wonder if Dyson heppell is glad he stay around getting 20 touches a week off halfback and winning fuck all. That’s the issue with Essendon, their fans and past players still think they are relevant or have any kind of importance in modern footy. They are on the level of the western bulldogs, a nothing club
>>150812444They knew going into the qualifying final that Mullin was going to tag McCluggage. Probably didn't expect Mullin to shit on him that badly, but they knew that would be the match up.Now if they meet in the Grand Final McCluggage will have PTSD about it so expect him to perform even worse.
>>150812497you saw what punished dunkley did to rowellclug will have 45 and 2
Who has been sacked from >your club?https://www.afl.com.au/news/retirements-and-delistings
Are crows supporters really excited about getting Clayton Oliver? Think getting Straight Setted has headfucked them more than the camp desu.
>>150812507crows cuntheads should be excited that i dont execute all 70,000 of those scum subhuman freaks
will king keep may
fiddling with the bumhole
>>150812505Rowell is some plastic ginger. His best known trait is his tackling, aka. second to the ball/letting his opponent get the ball.Mullin is an Irish god who could easily be mistaken for a greek statue. Straight up doesn't let his opponent touch the ball. He had as many goals as McCluggage had touches at half time.
>>150812506>matt crouchfair enough really>>150812507big if true, but he does not fit at all in adelaide
Just farted and shit myself, lads.
>>150812494As a non Victorian id say the dogs are far more relevant and have won something in the past decade and have also gone close a few other times. Essendon have sucked for 20 years. Holding Merrett to his contract if he wants to leave is dumb because it will absolutely destroy all looker room cohesion and player confidence in the club. It will cause the players to resent the club and the management. Playing him in the VFL says youre willing to sacrifice your chances of winning on game day by withholding your best player purely for spite and pride. Likewise not trading him on if he wants to go and getting something for him purely for pride is also dumb. It tells the players that next year the club isnt taking winning seriously and that grudged and spite are far more important than having the best pieces on the field. It also sends a message to every other player that the club will not act in your best interests. You either play Merrett on field or trade him. If he is adamant he will no longer play for essendon then trade him. There is no room in footy for making your team worse due to prideful arrogance and guarantees another bottom 6 finish for essendon next year.
I might pull my pants down and jerk my cock soon myself
>>150812543Merrett being played in the VFL will bring the club together. They hate the dude now, so seeing him suffer in the 2s would fill the playing group with schadenfreude.
>>150812553WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS? NO ONE ON ALLAH'S GREEN EARTH WANTS TO KNOW THIS
>>150812543when allah promises hsgfs
not reading thatthree lines champ
>>1508125763+ lines is not that hard, I bet you don't even read books
>>150812560I wont buy the idea that suddenly everyone will hate the club captain. I'm sure he holds some degree of sway over the playing group and im sure has some friends and allies among the players. Even IF somehow there is unanimous distrust and dislike of Merrett then trade him. Move him on and get some value for him. Having a guy at your club who everyone hates is also bad. So either play him in the afl or trade him. Sacrificing winning potential for schadenfreude is the dumb reason the bummers haven't won a final in 20 years
>Heartbreaking reason Chloe Pink chose the dress she wore to glitzy AFL night>If I had my arms or chest out, I knew the comments would have been 10 times worse.shock horror no one wants to see fat cows
>>150812593Merrett cracked the sads because his buddy Stringer was traded. He's a wanker.
>vflkek, only prieemerships after 1990 count
>>150812605port power level
>>150812599
Only premierships before 1975 count
carn
Toby pink is smart tb h, a fat woman makes a better wife than a dumb bimbo
>>150812623She's a social media influencer. Being fat shamed on her wedding day got her 12,000 followers so now she does social media work.Would rather a Gen Z missus in a mini.
I wish the AFL was accepting of gay/bisexual players so we could see the husbands/boyfriends of players at the brownlow
>The NRL has announced their schedule for preliminary final weekend, opting not to hold a game on the Saturday to avoid a clash with the AFL Grand FinalKEK why would the biggest tv game be afraid of the little afl?
https://youtu.be/HM_eb0vVo0k?si=fWLbDv9tqE8TeoWj>>150812636Crisp
Toby doesn't have to worry about his missus doing a Nadia Bartel on him and being a coke whore who divorces him
>>150812641holy fuck KWABOTY
>>150812651are you allowed to keep someones name when you divorce
That dude who came out as bisexual set the lgbt community back years when it comes to an afl player coming out kek
>>150812659No, but Steven May
>>150812666imagine if steven married mayit was be an epic may may
>>150812660he's got a name mate Simon Prestigiacomo
https://youtu.be/TEJ7gSYUOek?si=9pvizZ4rolfYMJcw
>when you give your best player a 5yr contract
>>150812445Contracts don't matter anymore. They're all about securing more value in the event a player wants to leave. For the Bombers what's the sense it keep a guy who doesn't want to be there for four years? Is him going through the motions for top dollar going to help the rebuild?While there are some instances of disgruntled players being held until their contract expires it's almost always backfired and just ended up with the team getting less value than they would've. I a player wants to go, they generally get there and Bombers will never get more value for Ridley than they will now.
>>150812659Yea, my mum did
>>150812436The player will be barred from the AFL for two years for doing that and will have to work a real job. They'll just tell clubs they won't go there, like Sheezel did with West Coast or Wingard with GWS, and if the club actually drafts them they'll just spend their first three years requesting a trade unless the club changes their mind. NHL is different in roster sizes can only be 23 players max and when your team is 6 players on field (ice?) at a time one player can seriously change the strength of your team. With AFL you have a roster of 40 players and teams of 23 so rebuilding a strong team takes a long time. Just not worth wasting draft capital on someone that doesn't want to be there.
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2dNfiI_Nk
>>150812641They support all Australian sports and are comfortable with their position as a the leading game in the country. Not everything needs to be a dick measuring contest.Meanwhile the AFL announces the next year's fixture at 2am on a random Tuesday - the same time as the Socceroos just happen to be playing.
>>150812732Neck yourself faggot
>>150812740dickhead troll. blocked,
IFsomeone releasing fixture news "clashes" with your "sport"THENi dont think your "sport" is really a sport worth watching
>>150812436Literally already happened?>We will trade you to your choice of club if you play the rest of the season with us. Please.
>>150812659My mum did. She said it's been her name for most of her life so there's no point changing it back plus she likes having the same surname as her children. You can be a Sam, chop off your dick and legally change your name to Sally so I don't know why you would think divorced women can't keep a name if they choose to.
Second diarrhoea of the evening.
>>150812683nice
>>150812761real cuck behaviour desubut we all know nadia is doing it for clout only
>>150812732How has he still not improved his elocution or physical appearance
>>150812749>Leaves team because he wants to win flags>Loses two flags to the team he leftPoetic.
>>150812773Not to the team be left but imagine how he'd feel if they flagged a second time without him
>>150812773>makes millions of a media career that he never would have had in brisbanenot sure he is a loser tbqh
>>150812780he's not best 22 anyway, can't hit the side of a barn
>>150812787>ynr he had such a shit turnover in the dying 2 mins against Poort that cost Buckley his job>Omitted from the 2023 hip>Wants out, has his way>On track to missing a second hipHe will pass the curse onto another Sun next
>>150812780nice tatts and undercut you fucking bogan faggot
SOO is going to be a BUST
>>150812831trvkeafl was smart to get rid of it, no idea why they are bringing it back. classic dildo being the shittiest ceo in years
>>150812784>Get divorced and outed as a cheating scumbag>Could've comfortably retired as a multi-premiership player with a big tittied wife and lived the quiet life>Now need to do the media circus, trying to get coaching jobs at 55>No loving wife, stuck with instagram thotsHe blew it again.
>>150812803>>On track to missing a second hipHe'll get dropped by dimma in 2026?
>>150812841why do footy players marry ugly women
>>150812841>be 50>trade old haggard wife with fake tits in>fuck 20 year oldsbucks just stays winning
>>150812854ah yes, the chicago yankees
>>150812854Tania's tits are real.>Having wider hips than your gfJesus christ.
[spoiler]Caroline Wilson is the most erotic afl personality.[/spoiler]
>>150812784>makes millions of a media career that he never would have had in brisbaneYeah, not like Browny, Lynch or Voss had lucrative media careers after playing for Brisbane.
>>150812780Did Noble leave or was he pushed out? Decent player but his poor kicking will hold him back from every being elite for his position.
>>150812853Ugly wife, happy life.
>browny>ay browny!>OI BROWNY!I call him brownie because he's my mate and when you're mates you have nicknames for each other!
>>150812884
>>150812920based dazn sperger trying to ban nicknames
>>150812916He left because he's a fuckhead whining bitch
>>150812920Literally everyone calls him Browny, retard. I think even when that faggot media company was trying to make them act more professional with no nicknames everyone still called him Browny. I don't recall hearing "Jonathan".
>>150812934Doesn't make it any less plebocratic
would ask which member of the commentary team are you, but it's clearly that 4'9 mark howard midget
Is it legal to open a store in your suburban garage?
>>150812982no, unless the council allows a zoning exception (which they would not have allowed)
>>150812982betcha they are just renting as well
>>150812982bet they don't even offer direct to boot service
generally about time banejeet would put his 2 cents in
>>150812982>do you have a toilet?>*points to gutter*
Bane?
>>150813078I'm still wondering why West Coast would fire a man before making him coach a game
left footers oughta be strung up from behind posts
love arse so fucking much
No one cares about this season any more
>>150813102>Fire you ahhh yeah can you come in next week and finish up what you were working on we are doing you a favour by letting you do this btw.
>>150813124I am invested in the bummer melts
>>150813135Tfw the Merrett trade bell rings
>>150813124Supporters of four clubs do. I'm a Lions member and was ready to write this season off but I'm excited again.
>>150812919this
zerrett is fucking BASED
Do you blokes ever wonder what sex feels like
Try not to think about it
>dil went to perth for the aflw derby to give the medal kek wtf
>>150813161yeah when i was a virgin 15 year old
I’m so dang hungry
bit disrespectful that aflw is even played during the finals tbqh
>>150813167this but 29 year old
>>150813161on occasion
cripps, zerrett, butters, lachie, petraca will all look good in the blue and gold next seasonLucky we still got the cap space unlike geelong lol. We got some farms down south as well and some nice audi's.
I've had sex a few times and it feels fucking horrible, not sure what the big deal is.
>>150813196Getting arse fucked by some bloke isn't the same as hetero sex.
>>150813196What’s your problem
>>150813217I know, it feels a million times better
>>150813230So true.
>the bloke who hates absolutely everything also hates the feeling of sexbreaking news
My tummy just made a weird sound
>>150813249Crisp me
>you’ve done 200mg of amphetamines today, are you going to be able to sleep tonight?!>yeah I’ll be just fine
bolt onsyay ornay?
fuck up iggsboomer
>>150813316Nay. The percentage of fakes that look good has to be sub 1%.
>>150812982>Aussie reno is putting some chipboard crap in the bathroomIndians mogging you white cunts.>>150813047>GutterStreet.
>>150813316look better in clothesI'm on the fence
>>150813316Nope. Flat > bolts.Only exception is mastectomy patients. They're dealing with loss, so they can get implants to the same or smaller size than the original. Flat girls with insecurity issues need to harden up.
>>150813316I’d love to feel them, to they feel legit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czBvLB-DwYis this you?
>>150813316nay. impregnation will give an adequate, natural increase
feel sorry for gays. seems like such a grim lifestyle.
>>150813415i was reading some sociology journal article a while back for uni, it argued that gays can basically live a life of unrepentant short-sighted hedonism because they never have to worry about families of any responsibilities of that kind, just always live in the moment and live to chase whatever pleasures them
>>150813161had it a few timesreckon having a clean getaway after a shit is better tbqhwy
flat is perfect
>>150813464I don't mind the small tit-fat ass combo desu even if I am more of a big naturals fan.
Take to /s/ or /lgbt/ or /hm/ fella's.
The closest straight guys will come to good sex is when they're on the toilet constipated, struggling for 30 minutes to overcome the girthiest bit of shit before pushing to a point of no return where you can't suck it back in for relief and need to breathe deep and push, push, push until it finally gets pushed out, leaving the straight man a burning, light headed mess.
Gross out anon sucks cock literally.
>>150813464imagine chowing down on that behind
not sure why they've waited til a historically weak wa side to bring back soo
>>150813581nig nat and sandilands palming down to fyfe, pridGOD and cripps then kicking forward to franklin or JK on the lead with gov, taylor and rance mopping up anything coming the other way would have been too much for vfl house
>>150813316Yes obviously idk
>>150813581cos there are a record number of WA customers with nothing good to follow
>>150813686perf is really primed for a rugby expansion
>>150813715Many are saying this
>>150813348>jeet reno is copping a big fine for a couple of shitty bunnings shelving covered in bags of nonsense indians aren't mogging any cunt.
my favourite reno is jean reno, guaranteed kino whatever he's in
>>150813415>sex whenever you want>get to date your bros>have an entire supportive communityI'm actually jealous
>>150813948I'm not.
>>150814102[Thumbs up emoji]
>>150814217GO AWAY GAY!!!!!!!
how do i dignitymaxx?
>>150814339start with hoow you talk and treat others, then move to clothes/fashion and food, then music/tv shows/etc, then lifestyle
>>150814339Firstly you are doing it wrong. Already it's not about dignity it's about purification. You are trying to purify your soul in front of god to ensure your soul is divine enough to reach heaven not act in a dignified manner in front of others for some vein one-upppance on degenerates.In fact I'd say a lot of degenerates have more dignity than some self proclaimed dignified people.Just read the bible in particular the 2nd testament. Jesus literally minister's on how to behave so that your soul will be secure in heaven. He talks about a lot of the stuff I discussed above like "first shall come last" the poor man that lives a pious life will be first into heaven and the rich man that leads of a life of excess will be last into heaven“Indeed, when Gentiles, who do not have the law, do by nature things required by the law… they show that the requirements of the law are written on their hearts.”I.e. if you look into your heart and know a certain behaviour or habit etc... is wrong and you don't do it you will enter heaven without even having to call Jesus Lord.but if you want to purify your soul just pick out your biggest vice and begin to wean yourself off it i.e. porn, alcohol, drugs, smoking, vaping, internet“The Son of Man came eating and drinking… But wisdom is proved right by her deeds.”then your behaviour will regulate because you wont be consumed by these things"Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’”aka treat people with respect
>>150814339>>150814479then maybe you can work on your body now that you have free'd your mind and start working out, exercisingthen grooming etc... the life shit job, saving up for clothes, car, house etc...“So I saw that there is nothing better than that a man should rejoice in his work…”attract a girl start a family“And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee…”Notice god never said a one world nation though...
yap yap yap
>>150814500rail against it for all I care you know it's the truth
got scammed by spooky bihari man
nvm cancelled the order
>>150814479>>150814495based and christpilled
that poo getting beheading in america was pretty funny
I adjure all you evil spirits, in the name of the spotless Lamb of God, Jesus ofNazareth to depart from here. I cast you out, every unclean spirit, every phantom,every encroachment of the devil. Yield then to God! You are vanquished in yourcitadel, all you vile demons. The most Sovereign Queen of Heaven, the gloriousand ever Virgin Mary, through her immaculate purity drives you out; before hercountenance you must flee. Give way, you evil spirits, to the Queen of Heaven. Sheis destined by Almighty God to crush your head with her heel.
you know what was funnieremu war 1932
>>150814669Screenshot?
OH SHIITTTT!!!!!!!
https://pastebin.com/UGbXVQih
its not like they gonna laser out this >>150814808
>>150814878What continent is this? Africa and South America don't have the little tagnut.
>>150814878ah so that's why it's raining poo outside
poo a shit
What was the promised price?
>>150815557The price for Australia's politicians to betray the citizens of the country?
>>150815984That too.
micktranny and the indian vpn
>>150814923>based geography retard
Good morning alf
>>150819426Patriot
>>150819426>>150819486Like father like son
How goes it fellas
>>150819589Yep. Both incredibly based men.
Ollie Dempsey not being AA is farcical
So the crows ditched the national anthem power stance and went for the power tongue instead. Why do they have to be silly during the anthem?
>>150819426the bigboomers aren't going to like this one bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhsfn9IyiLQ
Petracca is going to the crows
rankine better watch his mouth then
Cats "superstar" De Goey set for Dusty-like impact
Baz and Max finna rape shithawk plodders
do youse guys have tickets for the footy?
>>150823528based ginni
supposedly prelim finals week is>best weekend of footy>most pure weekend of footyis this hard facts or fox footy cope?
>>150821911This is the AFL writing about their own sport. Fuck, journalism is beyond shit in this country, no wonder it's dying.
>>150823635>prelims crowds mostly filled with fans>granny crowd mostly filled with corposthey might be onto somethingbut it's still cope coz they can't show the GF live kek
holy shit
>>150823896got me
>>150824289next year kane will be there>>150824317yeah same. go frankston btw
>>150824335carn the dolphins
>4 vic teams in the prelimrigged shit
>interstate seethedelicious
and what i said is false, how?
Redman wants out of the bummers too
I’m so anxious
>>150824733About life, or the footy?
>>150824889i dont want to talk about it
>>150824889I have nothing to be anxious about but it’s always there
>>150819426This has riled up some of the women at work kek>what is Gary ablett getting involved in American politics for? Particularly for a guy straight out of a handmaids tale
>>150825050low t
>>150824910>>150825050Go for a walk, that's always good
who?
>>150825340lmao
Can we please stop using the same thread over 2 days? It triggers my autism.In order to get back on track, we need to use this thread for the whole night and only make a new one tomorrow morning. Please, this is very important to me
>>150825340used to play for west coast i think
>>150825507we should use one thread every day created at exactly midnight AEST
>>150825176where do you work that women are going through gary ablett's instagram story and getting upset about it?
Shut the fuck up threadsperg
>>150825581A government body
God I love when women let me do whatever the fuck I want to them
>>150825862Wish my misso did
>>150825507Just make it hit bump limit, you dumb retard.
>>150824438>>4 vic teams in the prelim>rigged shitMeanwhile in reality >3 out of the 4 first finals matches weren't in Victoria >crows lost two home games against the lowest possible ranked teamsCope
>>150826455>i/s state teams to knock out other i/s teams so that vic teams remainyes
fucking hate rich cunts
>>150826624How rich?
Boycott afl
>>150826688This.
>>150826685rich enough
last for essendon
>>150826800
bit early for ladder predictions isn't it
>>150826891
>>150826856>>150826913chol and jiath
Funny how the crows had the healthiest injury list all season with barely any outs and then most of the team got a nasty flu when the finals came around kek
>>150826934pozztorian bioweapon
>>150826994an indian?
>>150827115Nah it wasn't micksperg, he lives in Canberra and doesn't follow footy.
>>150826492>i/s state teams to knock out other i/s teams so that vic teams remainBut that wasn't the case, only one finals match in the first week was an all interstate match up (freo v suns)Once again, cope
>>150826934>people get sick in winterBREAKING NEWS EVERYONE
i'm gonna win the lotto tonight. you aren't gonna know but i'm going to be mega rich tomorrowi will be a professional shitposter
>>150827140>being disingenuous/obtuse with the fixturing
>>150827191cool
>>150827191GIWTWM
Do you blokes even give a shit about footy
>>150827238I haven't for a few years now tbph
>>150827238It's an interesting discussion.
>>150827228>disingenuous >(you) claim interstate teams were disadvantaged when they had more opportunities than Vic teams>crows had TWO home gamesLol, lmao
Ball sports are for fucking retards
>>150825639>government stooges think straight white men with families deserve to be publicly shotsounds about right
>>150827267I won't deny that the Crows shit the bed, that's not the point of contention. Nor did I claim that they were at a "disadvantage" (which is your word, whatever you mean by that).
>North Melbourne captain Jy Simpkin exploring bombshell move away from North
the coward known as zach merrett
>>150827283simpkin is too cute for his "tough guy" tattoos
>>150827283confirmed captains leaving: allenlikely: merrett, simpkinbad year for captains
The Assassination of Essendon Bombers by the Coward Zach Merrett
>>150827295merrett is never playing for essendon again
>>150827291i wouldn't say he's cute but i agree
>>150814479>>150814495Wow, genuinely good advice in alf. Been listening to Christan radio and it’s good too. If christcucks weren’t slaves to Israel I could get on board.
>>150827295The one thing all those captains have in common is the come from clubs that have been shit for years.
zerrett should be shown the door at dosn but that doesn't mean trade himhe wants to carry on like he does then bench him for the duration of his contract
>>150827301Anyone suggesting otherwise is just a Bummers supporter in denial.
>>150827311im an essendon supporter and im telling you i never want to see that coward in the red and black ever again
>>150827306and they're all cowards for wanting to leave
>>150827304I find Christian radio generally terrible, and I say that as a Christian, but if you find that you benefit from it then go right ahead, it's good that you're going into such avenues at all.
do you know who else left his club? the coward robert walls
>>150827335this but oscar allen
>>150827324Eh, it's been suggested for a while that Oscar Allen wanted to stay but Eagles were only offering him unders so he was basically pushed out to get pick 2. I think if Eagles were offering contract terms closer to what Brisbane is offering he would've stayed but it makes no sense for a rebuilding team to spend up on a key forward that will be on the decline when they're actually competitive again, so I get why they'd prefer pick 2.
>>150827343yeah that's my understandingbit depressing though if you want to stay but the club wants you to leave because they value a new high pick more
why does he wear the wig?a cricket goat and still so insecure
>>150827346Yeah, it's funny how loyalty only goes one way and no one blames a club when they push a player out after years of service, even if they want to stay, but should a player decide he wants to leave after years in a team with no improvement he's suddenly a low down dog.
>>150827355I remember through the mid/late 00s, you could see that he was balding and that he got plugs shortly thereafter. He must've lost more hair or that the plugs didn't keep. That's a sad rug.
>>150827343>>150827346>>150827356it's not that the club offered him like a 4 year contract on good money but he wanted a 5 or 6 year contractit's the fact that he can't stay on the park for more than 8-10 games a seasonhe's played 40 something games over 4 years with one season he was completely missedthe club simply wasn't going to offer him a long term contract when he couldn't get his body righthe wanted a longer contract and forced this mexican stand off the club didn't budge so yeah he was forced to look to other clubs who would give him a 5 or six year contractif he was playing 20 games a season consistently the club would have given him a 5 or 6 year contractIf he wants to play for the eagles he can just take the 4 year contract it's still on the table for him to sign
>>150827343was it even unders? he's a good forward but has spent more than half his career in operating theatres and the recovery room. iggs are also well stocked for tall forwards.bane are just desperate for a full forward and need to spend the daniher money so making a big money offer for allen is fine for them
>>150827365>was it even unders?Compared to market value established by Brisbane and Hawthorn, yes.
>>150827372no it's the length of contract that is the disputed fact we have cap space we can match the per annum offer or whatever we just wont make it long term it's 4 years max he wants a longer term contract so he's walkinggood luck to him and brisbane I hope they can get his body right
>>150827377>We'll be paying you 20% less than the competition is offering because we don't trust your bodySplit hair all you like; that's unders.>good luck to him and brisbane I hope they can get his body rightAgreed.
There's an abbo thread on /s/. Just thought you ought to know. I threw up a bit.
>>150827395Thanks
>>150827395fucking kek i'll have to check it outlove me some gins
>>150827325Today was a discussion about the importance of prayer. They offered a free book on how to pray, its benefits, and referenced some scripture where Jesus woke up ‘long before dawn, found a solitary place, and prayed’ or something like that. Then they played some calming music. Good stuff
Whether Collingwood, Brisbane, Geelong or Hawthorn wins the 2025 premiership, it will mean 60 per cent of all premierships in the past 25 seasons (since 2001) have been won by those clubs.That is unusual, especially when the AFL’s No.1 competitive priority is equalisation. So many of its structural decisions - from the draft, to free agency compensation, to the fixture - are based around the desire to make everyone competitive as quickly as possible.But in just under two weeks’ time, we’ll either see Geelong gaining a fifth flag in 19 seasons, Collingwood claiming a third in 16 seasons, Hawthorn handling a fifth in 18 seasons, or Brisbane boasting of a fifth in 25 seasons.At least one of Geelong, Hawthorn, Brisbane or Collingwood has made a preliminary final in every season since 2006.Yet this is also the first time all four clubs have played finals in the same season - not just in the AFL era, but EVER.Periods of dominance by a few clubs aren’t exactly uncommon. For example, between 1975 and 2000, Essendon, Carlton, Hawthorn and North Melbourne won 20 of the 26 flags on offer - a whopping 77% of all premierships, a much higher rate than the Pies/Lions/Cats/Hawks quartet.You can tweak the rules as much as you like, but the AFL cannot legislate against bad decisions (North Melbourne), or an obsession with the past (Essendon), or both (Carlton).
>>150827395thanks i dont think ive ever seen abo pussy just tits
>>150827414That actually sounds really good; we must have access to different stations. The Christian stations I get are just Evangelical dross, self-help "sermons (ted-talks) disguised as theology between blocks of "Jesus is my boyfriend" music.
>>150827384It's not like if say he stays on the park for 4 years and is productive we wont extend the contract for another 2 years.He want's long term security but it comes with significant risk for the club since his body has precedent to breaking down every season basically.This risk the eagles weren't willing to take but it seems Brisbane is.It is what it is.But it's not like the eagles are forcing him out they offered him a contract on good money and he rejected that offer because he thinks he can get a better one elsewhere.
stop posting so many lines cunts
eat myarseholeread the linesyou slack cuntfucking dickheadwanker prick cunt
>>150827418>, it will mean 60 per cent of all premierships in the past 25 seasons (since 2001) have been won by those clubs.How are those clubs specifically so successful? Collingwood I get, they're the biggest club in the game and second wealthiest but the others are seemingly just well managed. Strangely that 25 seasons includes 10 or so seasons where Brisbane was an absolute basketcase that was drowning in debt, couldn't retain players and lost more games over the same period than a Demons team that legitimately conspired to lose games on purpose.
brisbane was putrid for 15 yearsthere is really no excuse for some of these other clubs
Also the reason Allen got a hiding from iggs fans is because he was entertaining contract offers mid season from rival clubs whilst he was the captain.Even zerret had the smarts not to do that because of how bad the optics would look and he's still getting vilified by dosn supporters.Me personally I don't have a problem with it as long as Sam Mitchell doesn't mind us talking to W.A. players he has and trying to lure them home.
every club talks to contracted playersit just doesnt get out
>>150827463Also mitchel had talked to barrass the year before and lured him to Hawthorne so it wasn't like this was some run of mill thing again their was precedent for this.
>>150827458Sam Mitchell strikes me as the kind of guy that will be completely fine with his club approaching other club's players in season or after but will have an absolute fit when another club does it to Hawks' players.
when you think about it a player will always have a contract unless they are delisted
collingwoodhawthorngeelongbrisbanethe new big 4
monitoring a new bigfooty autist - Rouel_14 - a user who posts exclusively in the match attendance threads and gets more excited about crowd figures than anything else in footy.
>>150827483reminds me of the guy that used to post a weekly thread for tips and crowd predictionswould through an absolute fit if someone got in first
>>150827481Who are the minnows?
>>150827477that's exactly my point
>>150827505essendon is one
>>150827513So is carlton. North and St Kilda probably round it out.
>>150827513
Group of australianised high maintenance Asian girls next to me on the train
sydney need more laughing at than they are currently receiving desu lads
>high maintenance >trainlol
fuck rip nigga you got dunked on
>>150827481>big 4 is just who is good in current yearLol
>>150827585see>>150827418
>tfw bad team
victoria's machete ban is racist to luamon lual
>>150827535shiiiiiiit id love to be spat on and degraded by a woman like that
fiending for some massage parlour pussy
you can feel it can't you
Soup, schniztel, and fruit for dinner
no one asked cunt
>>150827661phwoar check out this bloatmaxxer
>>150827658The red wine?
Draper has confirmed he'll be going to Brisbane
>>150827684Nah, three small courses. It helps me eat slower (as I eat too fast generally), and it has helped me lose weight too.
>>150827682how lazy are cunts in this cuntry that these can be viable products to sell
>>150827682what sort of fuckhead spastic cunt buys thisi feel like standing there all day and obliterating the jaw of first dumb fuck who grabs one
Anon has confirmed he'll be fucking your Mum.
>>150827689
>>150827705I've lost 13kgs since late June
>>150827711Good on ya
>>150827718Thanks mate
going from 30% to 17% bodyfat was easy. can't seem to get to 15% or below though.
>>150827682>$6>for two frozen toastiesYou've got be fucking kidding me. People seriously too lazy to make a fucking jaffle? It's already tailor made for easy meal and it's cheap. Don't do this.
need a chocolate gf
convinced a large number of people complaining about the cost of living waste money like no tomorrow buying lazy disgusting undignified overpriced waste of money shit like >>150827682 regularly
>>150827754they're not even jaffles you still have to put it in the device and make it yourself hahah. it's a fucking sandwich.
if i was a single mum with a fat spastic neet son id buy him shit like that
>>150827779So what is this supposed to be? Even if you just took white bread, stuck a slice of cheese on it and some ham and froze it for like $10 you could make 6 sandwiches, then freeze them for when you want jaffles. This product has no right to exist.
if i was a single mum with a fat spastic neet son i'd starve him to make him not fat, start dragging him to work with me til he eventually is hired then teach him what women like so he can get a gf and be happier than me
>>150827775fucking this
>>150827682these are good as
>>150827795thats single dad thinking not mum
>>150827793people are lazy fucking retards mate
>>150827793its an interesting discussionlike a room of suits has thought this up as a way to make moneywhat do they know that we dont
>>150827703Beavos dad
has everyone forgot that snoop dog is performing at the grand final
>>150827799>$15/kg for fucking celerywho the fuck buys this shit?
>>150827819see >>150827775
Crumbed snags for dinnner, eating like a poor cunt is honestly so based
>son dont forget your toastie is in the freezer
the europeans are right to criticise us anglos about our beyond shit food and food culture
IFsomeone fuckhead sits in front of me with a wizard hat blocking my view of the gameTHENmy fist is going through the back of their skull
>>150827841I'm a tall guy with a beanie that's longer than most. How do you feel about sitting behind me?
>>150827844lets find out champ
new>>150827854>>150827854>>150827854
>>150827856fucking DUMBASS
