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LETS GO DOLPHINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
MVP
Gayders gonna get BTFO
>>150817556
>>150817558pretty sure pete has won more head-to-head games against jim
Pound for pound toughest player in the NFL
Jalon got ya Quakin'
>>150817557>put struggling QB in semi-competently-constructed roster>instantly eliteThe takeaway is that QB is literally the last thing you need to worry about in a rebuild
>>150817566regular season god. to be seen if he can put it all together in the playoffs
the chiefs staring 0-2 is honestly the best thing that could happen to them. the entire nfl has declared them dead, when they come back to win the sb it is gonna be so fucking good. you fags are gonna cry.
>>150817576>fuck it, smitty down there somewhere
Max Kellerman debased himself and ruined his prestigious reputation. Sad.
>>150817573>living in the past
I'm comfortable saying Daniel Jones has surpassed Andrew Luck, but he'll have to win at least one ring to be in the Peyton discussion.
Forgot to post this yesterday but RAMS WIN
Coach HEEM makin ya sleepy
>>150817581>to be seenNigga this is like his 8th year, we’ve seen it, he can’t
>>150817578pizza hut hairline
>>150817580i still don't understand his turnaround. he couldn't throw with anticipation or would routinely miss short passes in NY
Silent benching
Incoming 3 TD 0 Int 300+ yard game
>choofs loose to the toosh poosh>everyone throws up their hands and admits it will now be bannedIncredible to see the league blatantly changing rules for them. People criticize Allen for having rules changed "for him" but they are just improvements (no one liked the OT rules in the playoffs, you fags). Meanwhile KC is getting a totally legit and legal play banned because they cannot stop it even though every other team that tries it fails.
>>150817548And the earth becomes my throneI adapt to the unknownUnder wandering stars I've grownBy myself but not aloneI ask no oneAnd my ties are severed cleanThe less I have the more I gainOff the beaten path I reignRover wandererNomad vagabondCall me what you will
>>150817590Why? He was basically the same on the broadcast as he's always been.
>>150817580more like you take Barkley and Jones out of NY and suddenly they look elite and competent respectively. It is an indictment of the NYG if anything.
>>150817615Mans looking like a mustard bottle lmaooooo
>>150817580TE actually but yeah just build up the run game then slot in the QB
Reminder: Jason Kelce was crying when he was defending the tush push to the NFL owners.
>>150817548Daniel Jones is Stafford tier. He’s a really good qb that checks all the boxes. Fantasy football leagues have been calling me crazy. He’s legit good. Like a Jeff George.
>>150817597it took peyton like 9 seasons to finally make it to an owl
>>150817631more like carson heinz
>>150817556• Most wins of all time among all players• More passing TDs than anyone else• More passing yards than anyone else• Most passing completions of all time• Most Pro Bowl appearances by a single player• Most division titles by a single player• Most consecutive playoff appearances• Most consecutive Conference Championship appearances• Most consecutive playoff victories• Most playoff wins of all time among all players• Most playoff completions of all time• Most playoff passing yards of all time• Most playoff passing TDs of all time• Most passing yards in a single playoff game• Most playoff Game Winning Drives of all time• Most playoff 4th quarter comebacks of all time• Most Super Bowl appearances• Has more Super Bowl victories than any single franchise• Most Super Bowl MVPs of all time• Most Super Bowl TDs of all time• Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl• Oldest player to lead the league in passing yards• Oldest player to be named 1st team All-Pro• Oldest player to win MVP• Oldest player to win the AFCCG• Oldest player to win the NFCCG• Oldest player to win a Super Bowl• Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP• At the age of 44, broke the record for most completions in a single season• At the age of 45, broke the record for most completions in a single season
>>150817615He looks stinky
>>150817580either that or they played against the dolphins and broncos
>>150817586Teams typically have down years following a Superbowl loss, it's called the Superbowl hangover. Mahomes had his worst season following the Tampa Superbowl loss when he lost to the Bengals in overtime in the AFCCG. That's the only season he didn't play in a Superbowl or win MVP which is absurd how high the standards are for him. Fans saying they're finished this season is fine because statistically speaking they're right, but the hot take artist like Colin Cowherd arguing the dynasty is over should not be taken seriously. Chiefs will be back in the Superbowl in a year or two from now.
>>150817646>• Only quarterback to cause an old starstruck dumbass to cost his team a first round draft pick trying to get him
>>150817650broncos have a good defensefins are finished
Mahomes has lost 3 (three) consecutive games to the Eagles and none of them have been played in Philadelphia.
why is he so fucking disgusting looking
>>150817650All I heard after week 1 was how the Bronkeks had a top-2 defense, Dimes would’ve hung 30+ on them if the refs actually called DPI
Kangbros reddit is saying that JJ is totally not benched and that he’s still the future who should I believe?
MAAAAIIIIII RAMMIES :))))))))))))
>>150817654chiefs will be in the AFCCG this year and most likely the SB. if you think otherwise you're coping. Their floor is the AFCCG.
>>150817659Floridian
>>150817661this bitch smokes menthols 100%
>>150817576fukken underthrown
>some QBs are great at deep balls>no one talks about banning dragons>some QBs are great game managers>no one talks about banning smart decisions & RPOs>some QBs are elite outside the pocket>no one talks about banning running QBs & PA boots>exactly 1 QB is elite at QB sneaks>"NOOOOOO THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR, BAN THIS SHIT NOW!!!"This is a fake and gay conversation and you will never convince me otherwise.
>>150817580well yeah for the most part. If you go in the first then you definitely have nfl talent. It's just a matter of getting it in the right situation, ignoring character issues and inuries
>>150817669that is an ac monkey he's no floridian don't fool yourself
>>150817654>That's the only season he didn't play in a Superbowl or win MVPLol no it isn't.
>>150817670strong walmart parking lot energy
>>150817677>still won’t shut the fuck up about le tushy pushy after the NFL already voted to keep itMove on
>>150817658Mahomes didn't have his WR1 or WR2 for the last 2 matchups and the Chiefs have so much haters that the Superbowl crowds are always against them. We already booty blast the Eagles when we were healthy. It's not like the Bengals where Burrow was 3-0 against us while we were fully loaded. That was a spooky time for the Chiefs dynasty.
>we
>>150817661tite
>>150817673it's just a memechuck to counter an all out blitz.
Patty Cuckitini
>>150817685lamar, tyreek, antonio brown, kodak black, desantis, florida just cranks out the worst "people"
Ban the fucking tush push
>>150817688Nigga we had a rules expert bitch about it live on the air, Schefter's ass is bitching about it and we've got multiple Queefs pussies crying about it ITT.
Tom Brady, Dean Blandino... Everyone around the NFL is calling it. Tush push should be BANNED.
oof
>>150817718>Tom Brady
>>150817700usually you aim for back corner endzone, this is totally jameis tier
>>150817708they're infighting.>>150817711none of those "people" you listed are floridians kek
>>150817718Noooooo not thee heckin Dean Blandinorino!
>the NFCW hasn't lost a game except to itselffake and gay
>>150817655Trying to get Brady the right move though. They just didn't complete the processAnd Brady made the right choice choosing Tampa over Miami. Not 100% he wins an owl in Miami. He might have won multiples if he went to SF though
IT'S A NEW ERA
there are actual games to talk about now so why are you still spamming Mahomes shit? just kill yourself already
>>150817686>2018 Won MVP>2019 Won Superbowl>2020 Lost Superbowl>2021 >2022 Won Superbowl>2023 Won Superbowl>2024 Lost SuperbowlLike I said, the worst season of Mahomes career was in 2021 when he lost in overtime of AFC championship game. It is the only season he didn't win MVP or play in a Superbowl. This is proof that the superbowl hangover is real. Mahomes standards are absurdly high, that losing in overtime of AFCCG is the worst he's done.>>150817667>Their floor is the AFCCG.We'll see. I hope so.
>>150817661You don't let Jones go and choose not to sign Rodgers for cheap to give up on your rookie in 2 games.
Told you all JJ was a bust. Cheaters never prevail
>>150817733they've been beating up on nobodies
Wionsbros...I'm not feeling so good. The Bears are ass and the Viqueers are obviously ass. But the West looks strong...were going to have to fight hard for a wild card
>>150817726qb sneak =/= "tush push" hope this helps>>150817735No, no it isn't. Brady and Billy B have no business in the stadium let alone on the team. Fuck the patriots 100% forever for life this isn't a joke or a meme.
>>150817730this, real floridians are retirees from the northeast
Carson Wentz WILL lead my KANGZ to a super bowl victory this season.
>>150817726Brady's trick was just 0 hesitation. Every other QB (other than Jalen) waits a split second for something to develop. No trust in their guys. Brady and Hurts had implicit trust in their lines and pushed forward with them. That is why they are so effective.Watch Allen do them. The guy pauses for like half a second and by then it is too late. He is a terrible sneaker even though he is way stronger than Brady.
>>150817749>window closedit would have to have been open in the first place, nobody outside of detroit ever drank that koolaid
>>150817677This. It's just sour grapes.
>>150817728jameis would throw an INT or foomble, but god DAMN it would be kino
>>150817744Agreed. The only way he works in Minnesota is if KOC hires Conner Stallions kek. He sucks without him.
>>150817748extremely gayit must be stopped
>>150817754bad rabbi go back to your ac den
>>150817758Allen goes too high
>>150817580Sic em Flaccie
Zach Wilson is the hottest commodity in football. He could guide the Bengals for the next 3 months.
if the tush push is fine and everyone else needs to just GIT GUD FAGET then let the defense do it too. banning it on only one side of the ball is sniffing own farts behavior
>>150817722No you don't understand. It's not fair he has the GOAT TE and a good offensive coach. He also needs a 2000 yard WR1 and a star RB and also a offensive guru as OC.
Prevent defense prevents you from winning
>>150817778I'm sure they had a lot of frustrations that needed expressing. Thankfully, Brittany & Taylor were eager to provide relief while Patricia and Kelsey watched
>>150817580I try to explain this to people regarding the phins regularly who the fuck cares who is QB if the line hasn't defended a qb in over 20 years. That said the colts aren't anywhere near as good as people are acting like, the phins just suck that bad.
>>150817631
>>150817748Steelers aren't nobodies. They would have won if they didn't make those mistakes on ST
>>150817772Hurts literally goes over the top thoughhis lined-up-in-the-neutral-zone offensive line takes the defensive line's legs out and then there's no one to stop the runningbacks and tight ends from pushing """the pile"""
>>150817801kek based this got me
>>150817711Look at Mar A Lago at WPlace if you haven't yet
>>150817733NFCW is what the media pretends the NFCN is
>>150817645>>150817801
>>150817738This. If my qb was as pathetically exposed as Mahomes I would shut the fuck up.
>>150817793Being the Giants also prevents you from winning
>>150817802>Steelers aren't nobodies.
>>150817812like i said, swamp creatures and old people from the northeast
>>150817814really drills in what a negative hangtime underthrow it was
>>150817617>Why? He was basically the same on the broadcast as he's always been.During the conference he shit on boxing and said the sport is dead and the only one who can save it is Dana White and the executives writing his paychecks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9XW245KmAU
>BREAKING NEWS:>BOTH TUA TAGOVAILOA AND PATRICK MAHOMES HAVE REPORTEDLY COME DOWN WITH THE FLU
>>150817825They unironically outplayed the Seahawks yesterday. 2 costly mistakes on ST cost them the game.
>Calcaterra in charge of blockingThis should have been a TD, on the first play of the game.
>>150817817the media pretends the NFCN is a steaming pile of shit? I must of missed that segment
The NFC North is in shambles
>>150817814Tua tier underthrow. That safety had no right being in a position to make a play on that ball.
>>150817849The Lions beat up the Zesty Bears while getting exposed to the Packers. Chill.
>>150817827why is he always crying
>>150817847Howie needs to draft a TE in the 1st round.
so are the NFCN or NFCW making it to the NFCE championsh--I mean NFC championship this year?
former first round pick by the giants winning a ring somewhere else:2020: JPP2021: OBJ2022: toney2023: toney again2024: saquon2025: daniel jones???
>>150817856he's not crying you're crying he's got the flu ok?
>>150817833but is he wrong?
>>150817856Brittany wouldn't let him prep the bull mastiff
>>150817855you be trying to steal my name with that kind of reading comprehension smdh
>>150817831>>150817854Not really. It could have been much worse. It was a good throw, especially for a 55 yarder.
>>150817872Hand schizo is NOT going to like this.
>>150817863Send Dexter Lawrence to my steelies please thanks
>>150817873A lot of talk when my Rammies knock your meme team out of the playoffs
>i have the flu as well
>>150817858>>150817847and a corner.
FACT: the packers are the only 2-0 team in the league whose opponents are all undefeated against everyone else
>>150817889they can find a corner in later rounds honestly, I want a top tier TE to run block and pass catch.
>>150817874It was a half step underthrown which gave the safety a chance to punch it out. Obviously the throw could have been worse but it also could have been better
do you think travis is jealous?
>>150817904He is marrying a billionaire, why would he care?
>>150817904Chris brown then beat the breaks off the bitch in front of the all female crowd who proceeded to throw more money at the abusive monkey.
>>150817904yeah, of her
>>150817869>but is he wrong?Max wasn't wrong about it being a good thing if boxing turned into the NFL or UFC but the person who he arguing could do this was Dana White. Dana White is not a commissioner like Rodger Goodell, Dana White's analogy is a team owner like Jerry Jones or Vince McMahon.
>>150817904Prudest dance in 2025
>>150817752>Brady and Billy B have no business in the stadium let alone on the teamEven if they helped you win the super bowl?
>>150817904>>150817911https://allhiphop.com/rumors/chris-brown-meet-n-greet-goes-viral-after-2000-underwear-moment/>A woman reportedly paid Chris Brown $2,000 at a meet-and-greet just so he could pull off her underwear, sparking viral debates about money, relationships and priorities.
>>150817904Who cares? Why do so many people here want this thread to be /tmz/?
>>150817911Yeah probably
>>150817911I bet you're fun at parties "mmmm actually Chris Brown knocked some sense I to a dumb bitch
>>150817917jim irsay would have saved boxing
>>150817922ESPECIALLY if they helped the team win a superb owl holy shit that would be even fucking worse. That is actually the worst thing that could happen holy fuck.>Drought of playoff wins let alone owl visits, ended by fucking billy b or bradyholy shit fuck the pats.
Mac Jones redemption arc is finally here. I have been vindicated
>Dov Kleimanposting this guy's tweets here should be an automatic 3 day ban
>>150817801kek
>>150817933>a dumb bitchkek yes it was just once>fun at partieskek yes I am at a lot of parties talking about chris brownTo be clear since you're a simpleminded predditor:>If you're the type of woman to date chris brown you deserve to be beaten.I will still laugh at it though. Same goes for Tyreek Hill.Go Phins!
>>150817942It's more of an indictment of Purdy than anything else.
why did they get rid of Sam darnold though?
>>150817944Complaining like this should be a ban as well
>>150817950they really killed that franchise dead with the rename, that team could go undefeated and I wouldn't count it as legitimate at this point.
>>150817950what team is that?
>Dov Kleimanposting this guy's tweets here should be an automatic janny position
why did they draft Tyler Shough in the 2nd round?
>>150817942vindicated by him playing like ass and the offense moving way more dysfunctionally with him?
>>150817911You jelly BAWB
>>150817948Mac and Purdy are both top 15qbs in the league. Mac Jones was sabotaged by Bill Belichick because Bill was angry and Kraft and wanted to torpedo the franchise. Mac Jones is the must unjustly vilified QB in the league
>>150817962complaining about complaining should also be a ban
what team is that?
>>150817973see >>150817947 kek
>>150817936Literally Sonny Liston
>>150817974angry at*
>they really killed that franchise dead with the rename, that team could go undefeated and I wouldn't count it as legitimate at this point.
>>150817975so complaining about complaining is out but complaining about complaining about complaining is in? just trying to understand before I go complaining about complaining about complaining about complaining
>>15081797749ers or Seahawks
>>150817992kwab no
>Your team and that's literally you
>>150817950i'm not even joking when i say i liked "the washington football team" more than what it is now
>>150817977the 2016 49ers when they were doing the kneeling shit with colon krapondick
>>150818004Holy shitImagine how mentally ill you have to be to draw this
>>150817991that isn't me this is me>>150818006It is kind of a good name jokes aside though it was too close to WTF
cowpacos bros..
>>150818006Of course it is better.Commanders is "We can't afford to pay the NFL so we had to make up a fake name for the movie"-tier.Washington Football Team felt like it had a chance to be cool if they could have rebranded around it.
>>150817940>would rather go ringless for eternity than accept help from a hated rivalThis a deep-seeded, pure form of hatred that leaves no room for compromise or forgiveness. I respect it
>>150818004vai fare una passeggiata
>>150817542Do you have any vintage sports memorabilia/clothes for YOUR team? Prove how far back your fandom goes!
Why isn't /nfl/ bullying the Bengals?
>>150817977Bears/Steelers when you insult their QB
>>150818015>thoughtcrime>speaking truth into reality
>>150818023I legitimately had a northerner in a patriots hat scream cursewords at me at a supermarket down here once because of my phins hat and I told him to go fuck himself or I'd rape his wife and a guy in the distance cheered.It was some "and then everybody clapped" tier shit kek
is he right?
>>150818027we're mourning
>>150818025I have a Derrick Henry Titans jersey
>>150818025I own literally 0 sports memorabilia, clothes, jerseys, or anything.My dad has a Steelers collection with a bunch of old shit from the 70s and 80s along with stuff from the 90s.
>>150817977>>150817991>I literally cannot stop thinking about reddit
>>150818027they're already getting what they deserve
>>150818035Yeah
>>150818035It is safe to say that if doesn't show genuine improvement this season then yeah, it is time to give up on him as a major talent.
>>150818035we knew this 2 years ago
>Orc>King
>>150818035it's not all on him but he's part of the problem and QBs will always get the lions share of the blame (unless you're an media darling AFC quarterback)
>>150818015>this cast of goblins is complaining about other racesthe irony is palpable
>J.J. McCarthy expected to miss 2-4 weeks.>fragile qbs
has there ever been a QB carried as long as hurts? going on 4 years now
>>150818027theyre already cursed, they go 0-2 every year when this guys healthy, and theyve had two complete season derailments from this guys injuries. At this point they need to just call it on the Burrow experiment, it led to a lucky superbowl appearance and thats as far as itll ever go. The Bengals could trade him for a metric fuckload of draft picks and build a team.
>>150818015He posted here
>>150818004oh boy bitchknees isn't going to like this, or actually he might like it too much
After the game, Coen was asked about the exchange. While he did not acknowledge Lawrence waving him off, Coen downplayed the situation."It was just one throw. I was pissed. It is what it is. That's emotion. It's not personal, ever. That's just kinda me getting worked up.I was very pleased with [Lawrence's] competitive nature. The way he stayed calm on the sidelines. He's pretty even-keel, which is good for me. I need that."
>>150818060Dak Prescott
>>150818054Both are true.Hurts is a mediocre QB who benefits from a generational run game, defense, and oline and a play that is going to end after this season.However, Chris Jones is a seething bitch.
>>150818060tomb
>>150818060DEI MVP Josh Allen
>>150818015"A broken clock is right twice a day"
>>150818057Mow my lawn or you're going back
>>150818054cannot wait for everyone to turn on hurts after he holds the eagles up for a half billion dollar extension
>>150818019the whole reason they chose commanders was because dan snyder was malding that someone outjewed him.normally when a team announces their name change that's AFTER they went through all the bs to figure out what to change it to. but they had to announce a name change without that figured out because they were losing sponsor money, and some retard who saw that immediately went and trademarked all the names that anyone might have liked.the whole idea was that since snyder didn't trademark them first he'd have to buy it from that retard, getting a nice little paycheck. but he underestimated just how stupid and petty snyder is. he literally went NO FUCK YOU I WILL PICK A STUPID GAY RETARD NAME INSTEAD OUT OF SPITE BEFORE PAYING YOU A FUCKING DIMEthe real issue is that they didn't change it again when snyder got shitcanned
>>150818057mow my lawn AND you're going back
>>150818060Jordan Love
>>150818015DUDE KIRK LMAO
>>150818015>long jean shortskek why do they insist on wearing that shit or is it because they're so short the shorts look big on them
>>150818061>metric fuckload of draft picks and build a teamThe question is does any team want him. He might be the best pocket passer in the league but he's fragile. The best ability is availability. When you're in your 20s you have super human healing, this only gets worse as you age so what's he going to be like in his 30s.
>leaf>finally get into football>no leaf team>pick buffalo bills to support because of proximity>realize I can't get silence of the lambs out of my headFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKNO IT DOESN'T PUT THE FUCKING LOTION ON THE SKIN!!!
we may have lost but we have the best hot wives in the league
>>150818078Hurts is white he wouldn’t do that. He makes enough money from commercials and sponsorships anyway to even care.
>>150818060Ah yes, THE 2021 Eagles.
>>150818027we're laughing. they finally got what they wanted by going 2-0, but they forgot that the monkey paw exacts a price.
>>150818079the real issue is whats the god damned point of being a billionaire if fedex can control all your business decisions by withholding a few million dollars.
>>150818015This is the same as 49ers and Raiders fans here
>>150818078>"Money is nice, championships are better."
>>150818091I want to suck on boobies just once in my life bros
Would you rather be the 0-2 Giants or the 0-2 Chiefs right now?
>>150818091Who is picrel
>>150818088Canada could get a team but the CFL will never allow that.
>>150818060did you already forget about kirk cousins? I don't blame you
>>150818091ugly ass inbred looking troll nosed hagshit taste in women
>>150818104so he will be playing for below league average the rest of his career? or is he a liar?must choose one
>>150818111Wowy wow what a hard fucking question
>>150818108you already sucked your mom's.
>>150818113Which is a shame because on midwesterners watch it -_-
I can't wait for Carson Wentz to win Comeback Player of the Year this season in Minnesota. All hail Ginger Jesus, he has returned. Let's get an amen and hope for 2017 Wentz revival.
>>150818108Go to a strip club
>>150818090>Jake Browning is actually pretty fucking goodlmao i can't believe people think this. all because he beat a couple shit teams and had tee higgins bail him out of one of the worst throws i've ever seen in my life. how quickly they forget him shitting his pants every single time a competent defense was on the other side of the field.
>>150817726why are smoothbrains out there claiming that a qb sneak is equivalent to tush push?
>>150818111Jeefs, but not by much.
>>150818091You guys really do love prepping the bull
>>150818091the fuck is this?
>>150818128I'm feeling good if I were the Giants
>>150818091why block the shades?
>>150818111Giants. At least they have a good starting QB
>>150818132i think its time roseman admited he drafted hurts because they knew wentz was a bum
>>150818132nah it's gonna be hutch or cmc in that order
>>150818149botched boobjob
>>150818149A nipple
It's actually really funny, how people are so upset over a 1-yard game that they are about to put Jalen hurts in the same conversation as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bob Gibson by changing the rules to weaken him
>>150818149>anime gooner outs himselfkek
>>150818133In most usa strip clubs you can't touch girls since we're faggots, in other countries you can finger them and get happy endings in the VIP rooms.
>>150818133They let you do that there? My dad and uncle took me to one once but it was so awkward that i just sat at the bar and watched the 9ers game.
>>150818151Is that George Lucas?
>>150818150there is a certain zen in knowing your season is over before it starts, yeah.
>>150817948Purdy set the franchise record for passing yards, has more playoff wins than Lamar Jackson, walked off the field with the lead in the Super Bowl, and just last week led the game-winning drive on the road in Seattle with what we now know was a pretty severe injury and without Kittle OR Jennings. Mac Jones beat the fucking Saints. He had a very good game but let's not go fucking crazy hereThis is nothing but good news for the Niners. You want your backup to be competent. Now they don't have to rush Purdy back or worry about forfeiting games in his absence. It's exactly why Shanahan brought Jones in and it's not a dichotomous choice. Having 2 guys who can win games just means you have insurance.
>>150818138because they've watched less football games than trey lance has played
>MASTAH MASTAH TEACH ME HOW TO WIN SUPERBOWL?
>>150818151lmao
>>150818160Wilt Chamberlain, Shaquille O'Neal, Allen Iverson, James Harden...
>>150818149milk blisters. extremely common. usually not so symetrical
>>150818149given how symmetrical it is, Im guessing its a piercing
If Bengals make it to the playoffs without Burrow he's banned from GOAT debates since they missed the playoffs last season with a healthy Burrow.
>>150818176are you trying to tell me you think purdy is anything more than slightly above average
Only respond to this post if your team is without significant injuries since week 1
>>150818187if Burrow is out for the season they are cooked. They won't go 0-15 or w/e but they're not gonna make any noise in the post season without Burrow.
>>1508181402 weeks of shit snf in a row. What a time to be alive.
>>150818158i know it's a nipple. I'm asking what the circle of bumps around the nipple are
>>150818192TRVKE
>>150818166american strip clubs are weird. i went to one where i could feel up the strippers all i wanted if i paid for a dance, but they couldn't go topless
>>150818202Those are common
>>150818137Jake Browning got that Dawg in him bruhMy Bengies finna steal a playoff spot
@150818195Mahomes hasn't had an elite WR1 since Tyreek left in 2021 and the Chiefs have been dealing with injuries and suspensions. It's bullshit.
Is AJB injured or something?
>>150818192there's literally not a single person on the planet that puts Burrow in any GOAT debates what are you talking about
With them, you lose.
>>150818220Physically? No. Mentally? Yes.
>>150818220He tried to fuck Jalen’s wife but failed it’s pretty well documented at this point. Skip Bayless referenced it without saying it outright.
>>150818015Charlie Kirk also leaned left before he died
the play JJ got injured
>>150818218And now they can get him for a 3rd rounder if they want a beat up version of him kek
>going to a strip clubDo people really do this? Sounds depressing as hell.
>>150818015They killed him because he spoke the truth
kinda funny to think that not that long ago the titans had aj brown and derrick henry and won FUCKING NOTHING
trade aj brown to the titans for ljarius sneed
do you think we'll see a 70 yard field goal within your life time
>>150818246aj brown was a nobody until jalen hurts was throwing him dimes.
>>150818124I would. Whats the difference between 40 million and 50 million when youre already set for life and can afford anything you want? You make more on the back end of having the personal brand of a Hall of Fame QB with multiple super bowls.
GODleb has actually been playing well but non-ballknowers wouldn't recognize that.
>>150818227I'm just arguing if a team looks better without you then you are perma-banned from GOAT debates.
>>150818229i'd drink that beer if you get my drift
>>150818220He looked a lot better this week than last, he was moving smoothly. They tried a couple deep shots to him but the Chiefs were blitzing a ridiculous amount so the game plan became just taking quick throws. Brown led the team in targets, iirc.
>>150818248we already saw one from cam little
>>150818220my boy Patullingz just needs moar time...
>>150818241i did when I was 21 and got tricked paying into paying $700 to go into the champagne room with a stripper implying we'd fuck but she just ended up getting drunk and complaining about her boyfriend
>>150817656>>150817660broncos had a "good" defense because they won against nothing but shitters last year, literally the only playoff team they managed to beat were the bucswith that being said I'm not sold on DJ and the colts yet, gotta see how they fair against the rams first
>>150818218Kelce was operating at a WR1 level, as soon as he starts declining Mahomeboy falls off, curious.
more like toe burrow amirite?
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>>150818255this argument only works if you actually believe the bengals make the playoffs last year with jake browning over joe burrow.
>>150818241>Do people really do this? Sounds depressing as hell.There's an unspoken rule that you have to go to stripclubs with friends/coworkers. If you go to a stripclub alone it's just weird and cringe. Same rule applies to movie theaters. I don't make the rules.
>>150818241My Uncle goes to one particular strip club a lot. He says he does it for the buffet and says it is the best in town.I assumed it was just like saying "I read hustler for the articles" but then I saw him posting on facebook with all the leftovers he brought home and he gave me a burger from the place once and it was actually pretty good for some random buffet burger.
the real problem with the push is that siriani is too much of a simpleton to make proper use of it. defenses put 10 guys on the line and the eagles run right into it 99% of the time instead of just pitching to barkley or doing bootleg run te pass option. it would generate a ton of big plays at mid field and it would stop teams from putting 10 on the line and make the push play more effective when they run it for real.but siriani is a retard so he'll just keep running it twice to convert 3rd and 1. the league will ban it and he'll he unemployed in 2 years
>>150818252AJ Browns was making Ryan Tannehill look like a first ballot HoFer.
>>150818218Travis Kelce is and always has been a WR
>>150818241Last time I went, I got jerked off by a stripper with massive fake tits. It was a good time.
>>150818270>Kelce was operating at a WR1 level, as soon as he starts declining Mahomeboy falls off, curious.No no you see. Kelce is the GOAT TE and way better than Gronk but also Mahomes had no help ever since Tyreek left and it was all Mahomes and it's just a mere coincidence that Mahomes starts to decline as Kelce declines.
>>150818248we literally saw one in the preseason.
>>150818282he busts out those plays against teams that actually have a chance at stopping it, see the bucs.
>>150818280strip clubs tend to have good food. Better than your average sports bar. I don't know why this is.
Only respond to this if your team was based enough to NOT have a moment of silence for Charlie KirkThere's no reason his death deserved more acknowledgement than any others killed by political violence
>>150818274Why the fuck would anyone spend money on this when it has happened for years and ross gives 0 fucks kek
WENTZ IS MAKING HISTORY
top 5 current head coaches, go
>>150817677They banned picking a guy up by the beltloops and thrusting him forward in like 1908. This is basically that. That’s my argument against it. Or, get this, plug the middle and stop it.
>>150818276The roster is practically identical to what it was last season. Also, Burrow kept playing like shit early in games last season and had to play hero ball to catch up in garbage time once the defenses eased up on him since the game was over. His stats were fraudulent.
>>150818253i dont know what the difference is but every single QB before and since brady took the money and hurt the team. i will believe hurts is different when he signs an extension for league average.
>>150818295>preseasonI sleep
>>150818307big carlson heinz puttin in work
ok smart assess do you think we'll see an 80 yard field goal in your life time?
>>150817977>us 12It's the Seahawks
>>150818302I don't know, >my team didn't have a home game this week. I doubt they would have done it though.
>>150818307>Immaculate Grid
>>150818176you're acting like that same niners team didn't get to the owl with jimmy fucking g under center before the team and the entire fanbase turned on himthe same shit is gonna happen to purdy too, just watch
>>150818325Didn't there used to be a guy that had half a foot that was stupid good at kicking?
>>1508183081. Reid2. McVay3. Harbaugh4. KOC5. ShannahanHM Lefleur
>>150818238AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY COLD WATER BATHS ARE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT THIS
>>150818332Why are you like this
>>150818301they probably don't have to make as much
>>150818015>Long jean shortsIt's da culcha, wey
>>150818332>t. his grid is not immaculate
>>150818285>>150818270>>150818293Even if I conceded your low IQ argument that Kelce is a makeshift WR1 which he isn't, Mahomes essentially has no weapons now that Kelce is showing his age. Every QB needs at least one elite WR to win even Brady. Brady didn't have 4 consecutive seasons in a row with WR3s and WR4s, not even in his 20s.
>>150818338yeah that guy on the saints from the 70s or something but he's been passed a while ago
>>150818307reminder: wentz pissed jim irsay so much when he phoned it in during the last game of the season against the jags where they needed to win to make the playoffs that irsay started using again which led to his recent deathwentz LITERALLY has blood on his hands
>>150818354>he saves being immaculate for his funko pop collection
>>150818090Jacksonville was a home game and the first game was in Cleveland, 10 minute flight from home. Might as well been two home games.
2 hours until Bakey.
>>150818325probably. retards running the WWNFL are going to keep changing rules to make it easier. i wouldnt be surprised if they let teams attempt an 80 yarder with no defense for 2 points after a TD, or maybe as a way to retain possession instead of onsides kicks.
>guys guys I'm tired of this my grid is indeed immaculate next question.
>>150818087If I'm the Vikings I roll the dice on that. McCarthy's still on a rookie deal and Jefferson + Burrow could be as good as any combo in the league. And if Burrow gets hurt then you're starting McCarthy, which is what you're already doing now. It's risky and you'd be mortgaging your future but for fuck's sake, you have zero super bowls and a really fucking good team with an A++ receiver right now that is being held back by not having an elite qb. If an MVP caliber qb in his late 20's becomes available I think you have to take that swing, injury prone or not
I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs
>>150818312>The roster is practically identical to what it was last season.al golden > lou anarumo, shemar stewart > sam hubbard, demetrius knight > germaine pratt>Burrow kept playing like shit early in games last season and had to play hero ball to catch up in garbage time once the defenses eased up on him since the game was over.couldn't have made it more obvious you're talking out of your ass. the eagles and week 12 steelers games were the only ones that were blowout garbage time losses. every other game was either a bengals blowout win or was close for all 60 minutes.
>>150818358>lines up detached from the line majority of the time>doesn't block>leads the team in targetsHow is he not a WR?
>>150818365say it to my face, fuckboy
>>150818344cold showers and baths are fun. I love taking cold showers. It gets your adrenaline pumping.
>>150818383boobies
>>150818383its mostly the naked who will be nice to you if you give them money
Stop questioning the grid
>>150818381>Jefferson + BurrowLOL what. Bengals aren't just going to gift you Burrow for FREE. You would have to give up Jefferson in exchange for Burrow and some draft picks.
>>150818364Good riddance. Based Wentz.
>>150818211Joe Burrow hurt on the sideline is so common for Browning now, it’s just another day at the office for him at this point.
>shit you know what you're right that grid? Immaculate.
>>150818358>Every QB needs at least one elite WR to win even BradyBrady's first three owls?
Texans bros, how are we feeling?
>>150818358>NO KELCE DOESNT COUNT IGNORE THAT HE HAS NO HELPok bud
>>150818383A place to see boobs in person if you didnt have them at home.Internet kinda made it redundant
>>150818389Kelce will never be a deep threat. WRs have that option.
>>150818405won by vinny
>>150817286This is so obviously a tranny. Look at the broad shoulders, chiseled jawline, and furrowed brow bone. You guys are falling bait to such a non-passing troon and its not even funny
Reminder that the vikes traded darnold
Reminder racism has no place here
>>150818414based retard
>>150818337>you're acting like that same niners team didn't get to the owl with jimmy fucking g under centerIt wasn't the same team. At all.
>>150818364>that irsay started using again which led to his recent deathusing what?
Protect your QB at all costs. This season is fucking cursed already
>>150818415Not a tranny, just too much makeup and jewelry and fucked up eyebrowsMoney doesn't buy taste
>>150818406CJ looks LOCKED IN
>>150818417he was all columns no rows, needed to be done
>packer and lions each get 4 free squares from playing the bears and vikingsHow is this allowed?
>>150818087you cant trade dead money in the NFL. every team wants him
>>150818415holy shit you are obsessed
>>150818432Zesty
>>150818434>Bills get 6 free squares from playing the Patriots, Dolphins and Jets.How is this allowed?
>>150818432are zoomers really bringing back these Fred Durst shorts?
If my panthers played the way they played for the 4th quarter against the cardinals they’d be 1-1 right now fr fr
>>150818399This doesn’t make any sense. The Bengals have 2 star WRs. Why would they want to add a 3rd to the payroll, no matter how good he is? They would want a treasure chest of picks (5 1sts?), and potentially some personnel, but Jefferson is one of the few that doesn’t make sense.
HE'S FUCKING BACK
>>150818409>>150818405>Brady's first three owls?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Brown#NFL_career_statistics
>>150818415>being so mindbroken from porn you can’t distinguish a woman with masculine traits from a troonDear God we are so fucked as a country
>frogs
>>150818434compensation for having to live in shitholes like wisconsin and michigan. same idea for buffalo
>>150818358reminder he threw to fucking vrabel in his 2nd owl
Weirdly the magic bird rivalry of the NFL
>>150818446>Fred Durstwho?
>>150818451>Troy Brown>elitelmfao
>>150818445>Eagles get 6 free squares by playing the Giants, Cowboys, and CommiesSeems pretty common in the NFL
>>150818406I would feel better if the Texans can make some fakkin tuddies instead of relying entirely on Kaimi as their crutch. At least the defense won't disappoint
>>150818466Fuck I'm getting old
>>150818450for the active players, I'm pretty sure this is against their contract and the team wouldn't owe them any money if they get injured during this gay event
>>150818450oh so THIS is how CMC is gonna get his career ending injury, gotcha
>>150818265I'm choosing to believe this one
>>150818383most people are fat and ugly, so a stripper is way more appealing than what they have at home, and the only access most men get to semi-attractive women is at the strip club.
>>150818432tired of this gay ass pregame ritual. I just want a QB who walks in with a t-shirt and some shorts. He has to get changed immediately after arriving anyways.
>>150818451Idk, I'd much rather have HoF TE GOAT TE Kelce than Troy Brown, but that's just me.
>>150818438I don’t think they’re completely fucked either if the defense steps up and plays at a top tier level, but that’s asking a lot and Stewart got injured last game too so there’s gonna be minimal pass rush and our secondary is dogshit. Browning can drive the offense well, sometimes even better than Burrow, but they’re gonna need to implement a better running scheme with Chase Brown, Perine and Brooks, but the coaches are fucking dumb and will probably just go along ‘business as usual’ vanilla offense. They severely underutilize their star players.
>>150818492Couldn't be me, my wife is hot
>>150818432>jortslol based
Hey /sp/ hows your grid?
>>150818492>t. fuggo
>>150818484https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-owners-vote-to-permit-players-to-participate-in-2028-summer-olympics-flag-football>A maximum of one player from each team will be allowed to participate and each club's designated international player is also permitted to take part for his country.
>>150818496>retard doesnt understand karmic rituals that satanists performI remember being this naïve
>>150818412What a retarded argument. I don't even know where to start.
>>150818383t. straightest yank zoomer
>>150818450>taking place in saudi arabiahow can i get in contact with a saudi magnate? i need to make sure they are aware of how much power they have. they can offer a big enough bag to eliminate the wild card and move the superbowl to dubai this season.
Nobody cares about your fucking grid
>>150818502She really is
>>150818492remember when hooters used to have all the braindead hot chicks before they all went to OF?
>>150818450wow, did the FTX thing really ruin his financials that much?
Bro got benched
>>150818519>t. demmaculate grid.
Who's the retard of the week? My vote goes to Mike Tomlin
>>150818502loved her labor day sale. My balls are still empty
>>150818510well shit. still, it would be hilarious if someone gets a season ending injury playing flag football in Saudi Arabia
>>150818510>olympicsare there even 10 pros from any country besides the US and canada?
>>150818529The Vikings fanbase
God I wish she owned my chargies..
>>150818496It’s a very metro thing people started getting into paying attention to. I get wearing jeans and a shirt like you said. Since it’s an important business day, I even understand someone wearing a suit. Getting paid by retarded fashion brands and headphone companies to wear ugly shit is as straight as the Vikings cheerleaders.
>>150818529That Stooler rookie that just walked away from a live ball in the endzone
>>150818529Broncos specials teams
>>150818499>>150818469Troy Brown got 1,200 yards during the early 2000s. Meanwhile in the modern offensive friendly era no Chiefs WR has gotten more than 980 yards since 2021 on a team with Andy Reid who doesn't know how to run the ball. If he's bad WTF does that say about the Chiefs WRs? This myth that Mahomes had a lot of weapons is bullshit and it needs to END. He's had the worst WR corps in the last 4 seasons.
>>150818541Him too
>>150818539I bet she enjoys facesitting and gentle femdom
All SNF and MNF games should start at 7pm est >but muh 4pm games Oh no you you might miss the first half of the first quarter
my grid is not immaculate
>>150818539how do you sexually satisfy a thick billionaire mommy?
>>150818539I wish she owned me
>>150818539this is a tranny. NFL started with Taylor Swift, now they are slowly (and subtly) inserting them into actual facets of the gameDumb normalcattle like you clearly cant see it
>>150818550>>150818554>>150818557reverse missionary breeding
>>150818561I want to squeeze her arms
>>150818560t. tranny spotting expert
What do rich old ladies smell like bros
>>150818547Troy Brown All-Pros (1st or 2nd team) with Tom Brady: 0Travis Kelce All-Pros (1st or 2nd team) with Patrick Mahomes: 5Troy Brown Pro-Bowl appearances: 1Travis Kelce Pro-Bowl appearances: 10
>>150818534there's literally dozens of nations that have a "pro" team they just suck ass compared to us. there was even a world cup every 4 years, except for when they had to pause because there was a war between USA and France over who should get to organize the whole thing. no surprise, USA won.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFAF_World_Championship
We need to go back to CBS being for the AFC and FOX being for the NFC
>>150818529Not even the biggest retard on his team. Kaleb Johnson has that honor
>>150818575Troy is a WRKelce is a TEstop comparing them.
Two leave, one stay (Tua, McDaniel, Grier)
>>150818572Federal Reserve Notes
>>150818432Why do rich, mostly black athletes dress like shit? They have to know they look fucked, right?
>>150818539Nice thighs
>>150818560You need clinical psychiatric help
bakey make ya shakey
>>150818432>jortsLmao
>>150818580Yeah I liked the distinction. It's too mixed now. Only time you'd see a team on the other channel was the two road interconference games a year
>>150818547>Troy Brown is a better weapon than KelceAre you really trying to argue this? Be for real.
What vidya would you reccomend for the 2nd monitor while the Raiders are being destroyed?
>>150818586tua stays, but is taken advantage of due to his destroyed brain and is convinced to cancel his contract early
>>150818580while we're at it keep the draft in new york and the pro bowl in hawaii, 16 regular season games and 12 playoff teams. also move the chargers back to sandy eggo where they belong
>>150818602vidya is gay as hell, and I trippost on weekends from san fran bath houses
>>150818602Rimworld
>>150818586Tua.Nobody is picking up that contract
How many times do you say the n word on here per day?
>>150818561The fuck is this outfit kek
>>150817659His grandfather was a silverback gorilla
>>150818602inscryption
>>150818539actual male
>>150818585explain in your own words the difference between a WR and a receiving TE
>>150818561I think I have that outfit unlocked in Street Fighter 6 world tour kek
>Made RG3 look like the future biggest star of the NFL>Matt Ryan = 'owl >Made Jimmy G look like an All-Pro>Trey Lance....ok not everyone>Makes 7th Rd Pick Purdy look like a legit starter>Mac fucking Jones wins Is Kyle Shanahan the true QB whisperer?
>>150818616niners? hardly ever, nobody gives a shit about those choking hospital frauds
I wanna see the Tush Push banned purely because I hate Eagles fans
I hecking love science.
>>150818634Brian Hoyer for a month too
>>150818638based
>>150818590hypebeast fashion is retarded by design. if rich people wear it, others will buy it. it's the power of selling status
>Vikings would be 2-0 if they paid Darnold>McSharty has had one decent quarter of football out of eight. >that's somehow still better than Gayleb
>>150818634Yeah, he's pretty amazing.
>>150817659>makes whitoids seetheBased Lamar
>>150818634ah yes reaching their true potential of never winning a ring, how fantastic
>>150818634>>150818642>>150818650How does he keep doing it?
>>150818090This. Next week Bengals go 3-0
>>150818529Giants defense playing prevent when they didnt have to. or the Giants o-line that got 5 penalties in one drive
>>150818337The Garropolo comparisons are so facetious. Purdy is the anti-JimmyJimmy came to the Niners and got a $100 mil contract before he'd even taken a snap. He didn't have to earn shit. He didn't have to secure his position, he was just handed it. And he took it for granted. He was well known for being unavailable during offseasons, not doing anything more than he had to and when he got hurt he'd pull a kawhi and just leave the team hanging until he was good and fucking ready. Any minor injury a lot of qbs would ay through would sideline him for weeks The coaching staff was 100% sick of his shit by the end and could not wait to show hi the door. Brock had to earn everything and was given nothing. He tkaes none of it for granted. He does all the extra shit you want qbs to do. He plays hurt. The coaches love him. And he's getting banged up in part because of shit-tier o-line that would have killed Garoppolo two seasons ago.Just to illustrate the difference, go back to that NFCCG against the Eagles in Purdy's rookie year. The Niners ran out of qbs because Jimmy was nursing some three month old injury and didn't even suit up, so by the end of the game Brock was in there taking snaps with a torn ligament in his throwing arm. Jimmy was making $10 mil that year and Brock was making like $100k. So one guy was making 100 times more than the other but didn't even think about suiting up because of an injury that had already had months to heal but the guy making nothing who got injured an hour ago and had no guarantees he'd ever start again went back in the game because the team needed him to. One guy was a selfish cunt who took $100+ mil and still complained and one guy was willing to do anything for a team that hadn't even offered him the full time job yet. 2 completely different people. Don't talk to me about Jimmy G.
>>150818649this bitch doesn't just smoke menthols she smokes newports
>>150818634Trey Lance defeated him
>>150818657that's a whole lot of words for "checkdown goes brrrrr"
Staring QBs injured and in doubt for at least one game>Burrows>Purdy >McCarthy>Daniels>FieldsWhat a blood bath
>>150818432Wtf has happened to my beloved national football leaquyof
>>150818668>I'm going to last the whole season!
I told you all that Mac Jones was elite. You don't even need Fraud Turdy anymore.
>>150818034I once saw a guy at my grocery store that unironically looked EXACTLY like a gigachad memeI nearly broke down crying and pissing my pants out of fear and inadequacy right then and thereNothing to do with football I just y'all should know that dude is 100% real and walks among us
>>>150818659>bl@ck QBs
>>150818649>Vikings would be 2-0 if they paid DarnoldTrue but they'd never win an owl>McSharty has had one decent quarter of football out of eight.Yep not unusual for a first year starter>that's somehow still better than GaylebCaleb will eventually be a good starter it just won't be for the Bears. Just like Goff and Baker left and played better for another team.
>>150818649Does she has a second arm?
>>150818677if he's elite then why did he play like shit?
>>150818682kek based
>>150818634I mean if Purdy didn't pan out he would've gotten fired
>>150818657Tl;dr crapaolo > turdy
>>150818649whomst?
>>150818710Magali Vazquez
>>150818674Kyler?
>>150818728wat
>>150818649>notices bulge OWO what's this?
>>150818728>Filename
uh, is someone going to make a new thread?
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>>150818768No. Football is over forever. Goodbye everyone
>>150818776>>150818776>>150818776
>>150818752settle down bitchknees
>>150818628>explain in your own words the difference between a WR and a receiving TEI will but first explain to me why WRs make nearly 3 times as much as TEs?
>>150817586Just proves last year was a fluke and the refs were the reason why they won
