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First of all: Football
It's their historical sport, for over 80+ years, but
1. Make them lose their national brand to American brand, yes NIKE WILL EQUIP GERMANY BY 2027
2. Make the NT as dogshit as possible, compiling humiliation rituals and humiliation rituals
BOOM, German fans start to leave.

Then: Basketball.
Take a likeable, talented, German looking poster cuteboy like Franz Wagner you put on every German Basketball NT posters, pair him up with "Le assimilated proud immigrant" Dennis Schroeder, and then pair them with Le "big, tall, retarded lad" like Daniel that incel chuds will claim because >he looks just like me... Make them win a shitload of Competition like the World Cup, European Cup, and you get to Rally the Entire country behind them.

Three: Gridiron
The NFL is trying hard to get in Europe, through UK, but GERMANY, out of all countries is also actively participating promoting the sport there.

What does this mean?
All the young German purebred stock, the best and most talented ones, they're watch the DBB and be like
>Ach ja, I want to like meine Idol Franz
So they play Basketball, and ditch Football
The immigrants? They're looking at Schroeder, who's married with a white German woman, and are like
>Wallah, if I defend Germany, AfD will like me and get an Inga gf

So yeah, we're witnessing a shift in German sport culture. The death of German Football, and the Birth of German Basketball, and one day, German Handegg.
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Why doesn't France invent some sports that our youf can get into
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>>150817560
7-1 killed german football
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Germany has enjoyed handegg for some time, back in the 90s with NFL Europe Frankfurt and Rhein were pretty popular, to the point where those two in the European League of Football could draw over 20k to games. My theory is it's something to do with the Berlin Wall but it doesn't really matter.
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>>150817560
German youth is very americanized, especially in places with US bases.
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>>150817560
I have to say we really like American Football
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>>150817683
Elaborate
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I think it's because America is basically German, so its proven that they like that American stuff because they had a huge part in creating it
It's not a psyop more like an already tested market
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I unironically believe this. I hate all these new eggball and hoopjump fans so much you don't even know.
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>>150819175
You do not. You watch 2 games a year and then join when other people that also watch 2 games a year try to act like they are knowledgeable about the sport. I know one person that actuall knows his stuff. The others are posers. Imagine posing about eggball ... pathetic.
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>>150817560
Schröder is not an immigrant, you moron.
Also you're 1000% gay for Franz
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All worthwhile if Operation German Handegg succeeds
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>>150833366
Hopefully not, this would be a bigger shame than anything in our history
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>>150833295
Basketball and ice hockey are salvageable in my opinion. Just don’t be an NBA fan. NHL is okay, I suppose
MLB and baseball are the void zone, but NFL can fuck off



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