>>150807616
40 days until Gane fights.
First for Finland
did they ever explain this
why didn’t pereira simply heem ankalaev with his patented instaheem left hook?
>>150817968Afraid are Chama!™ was never good
>>150817968he was busy defending the takedown that never came
>>150817983You didnt hear ? Sycko stew already got hus getback
MMA, Mixed Martial Arms
>>150818016Iskender special and a fanta cheers
I CANT HEEM
Fear Pooptan was never good, i do.
missed mammal arse
Merab beat the shit out of Umar
>>150817997Iskender special and a fanta for the special boy
Crawdaddy absolutely BODIED that piglet freak!!!
Minge marauding alphamale>>150818081Finally I'm recognized for my merits
>>150818100topuria is in many ways in mcgregors shadow
>>150818100toporia would have to jump to 170 and beat winner of jdm vs islam for this fight to happen
AGPoatan greased his bacon bussy. Magodaddy porked it.
>>150818134Kek because he's so short
>>150818100Zamn AGPuria was really tryna fling xer hips on crawdaddy’s BBC
Najavo sterling now that's an interesting looking man. dont mind if i do
Crawford disrespected Ilia by walking out to Spanish Flea which is Topuria's song
>>150818321No one watched that crap b
>>150818321Shut yo bitch ass up
We will be back
>>150818341why are they covered in poop?
UFC but, instead of mixed martial arts, its debating metaphysics
>>150818373'Cacos are a peculiar breed
>>150818341shhhhhhh
The losses made Golk stronger
>>150818413This but the fighting nerds
Does Lopes with a full training camp have what it takes to defeat Volk 2.0
I ain't gonna sugar coat it.
You ain’t seen nothing yet
Caioing a Silva on the Ruffy
Has anyone here ever been cast into a lake of fire? Thankfully my name is recorded within the book of life, so I never will, but I'd imagine it's extremely painful.
ive seen it all
I've seen minge gargle my heemjuice
>>150818559Plenty of people have had sex pal.
>>150818564Gargling is still fairly intense
>>150818587But enough about what you do to dementia dingleberries
>>150818603Good morning spammy
Got word that Ken Shamrock has a cameo in "Smashing Machine" starring Dwayne Johnson as Mark Kerr and Bas Rutten as himself.
Anyone else notice when the camera went to a weird angle during the maintenance event Spooky
>>150818672Tito Ortiz owns all those fags
>>150818603>>150818637>>150818672OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH>>>/int/214907839>>>/int/214907839>>>/int/214907839
>>150818741Imagine her head game
>>150818741I actually had sex with this woman
shut the fuck up
>>150818760thats what men look like in cambodia actually
>>150818760How was her head game
>>150818775I was eunuchized I fear
>>150818760I fucked her first actually
>>150818100Why bother with TKO when the UFC Is clearly already the boxing contender league?
Fluffy is outCosta says he's stepping in
>>150818815>Costa says he's stepping inNot gonna happen
>enters your nan's nursing home>she's at the bar wearing a durag>immediately shoot for a doubleNothing personal, love
>>150818838Back on the disassociatives?
Charlie Is saving england, finally the bongs are waking the fuck up spain next
mike malott is saving burlington make burlington great again
>>150818842It's the only way I can train.Hey Chimaev, I'm coming for you.
>>150818877Jajajjaja you have french in you, you fucked either way lol
>>150818146Hey let's keep it halal. Be humble.
>>150818891You are an honest to god sad sack of shit. Respectfully>>150818882Unfathomably based dangerously so
I miss the fighting nerds
>>150818891i dont identify with my french side
>>150818937Do you think he can beat the kevin holland ?
MMA DiscrepancyHow come fighter A lost to fighter C when he beat Fighter B whom Fighter C lost to?
>>150818050>CHARMONNN
>>150818877uhhh....
>>150818979I believe every fight is different unless its a fighter i hate
>>150818490>>150818536You literally have sex with teenage boys from Grindr.
>>150818815Doesn’t matter. All middlepiggies are simply waiting to be porked, pozzed and prolapsed by zatdaddy
>>150819002WTF??? LETS GO PROPER MIKE
>>150818962canadians cannot lose>>150819002my life is a lie
If Imavov isn't french and Mokaev isn't Bong, then Mike Malott is AMERICAN
Fluffy out Allen in Costurd still a bum
>>150818551have you seen anything like this before?
>>150819047Grim
>>150819047Are Raineri has this one in the bag
Bright Thoughts Dark Deeds
>>150819047Told you retards they're shafting Imavov. If RDR gets a stoppage, they'll say "he stopped a guy that Imavov couldn't stop!" This is bad... Brazzas, we might be looking at a strickgape rematch...
>>150819047oof
>>150819047How are Allen and Vettori still signed?
>>150819077This is great for imavov, you’re retarded
>>150819047allen has the makings of an elite fighter but hes mentally retarded
What's next for Jamahal "Sweet Dreams" Hill?
>>150819106lol these bitches were so condescending no more paying mexican escorts to be ring girls daner
>>150819106How many tacos a day to Gastelummaxx?
>>150819119She's a good foot taller than him
I've been described as "An Adonis" and I've been told I "look like a model" multiple times.
>>150819141*tap tap*
>>150819106Big fat kid at the pool energy
>>150819099I do remember him tuning fluffy up on the feet but the whole time I knew was going to lose anyway
>mighty mouse reading diego lopes vs jean silva tale of the tape"pretty much identical other than height and reach"umm yea dude that's how weight classes work. this is yalls goat?
>>150819106>that one getting the ick from watching jean silva
I got that, I got that, I got that milk money
>>150818100what's McGregor got to do with anything?dude's winning streak ended 9 YEARS ago lol
>>150819240>ducked a bodybuilder Not my GOAT
>>150819096We wish. The fact they're giving him Allen to heem, when Imavov couldn't, is the issue here.
>>150819520Factual post sadly.
Imavoving really loud must be the beans
https://youtube.com/shorts/3vxGHPCuDCU?si=vhAah2ccDgCtep37
>>150819520Allen wasn’t a title shot worthy win for imavov or fluffy. Even if RDR finishes him (which he probably won’t) I still don’t think it will be enough
>>150819643Well think again, dumbass!
>>150819654Great argument, you changed my mind
>>150819674Duuuurrrt!
Mfw after I make a horrendous post like that
the fact of the matter is imavov just isnt a guy people want to see in a title fight
>>150819712But he is the most deserving guy.
Are we pretending the Reddit rob didn’t expose RDR as complete ass? It’s fluffy who is the somewhat interesting fight for Khamzat stylistically. I guess the UFC can get RDR a meme hype title shot if he blows out Allen but it’s even harder to justify now
>>150819734nope, he fought a stationary target in his last fight and shit the bed. rdr will finish allen and get the title fight when khamzat returns next october. in the meantime imavov should rematch strickland
We can make Kayla bigger.
>>150819805phat or mussel
>>150819837Phat
>>150819805Nunes is fooked. The 135lb division retires with Kayla
>>150819922She could crack walnuts between those
>>150819379he's saying that he's not a money fight in the same way conor was
>>150817935
>>150819983
>>150819119>>150819106why would you expect her to be impressed by some dumpy manlets SMC when there is plenty of BBC to go around?
>>150820030Kys
What if Merab is actually a quick shot who ejaculates 10 seconds in to sex and all of his endurance is in fighting and that's it
>>150820111I accept your concession
>>150819837muscle to enhance her feminine contoursJustin Gaethje
>>150820129That's not her
>>150820192I fucked her buddy I think I'd know
>takes a drag from cigarette>blows smoke in your faceWhat do you do?
>>150820384inhale it and blow it back in your face
>>150820384Take the cigarette off your mouth and eat it.
>>150820384square up fool
>>150820129need a woman like this to manhandle me in a loving way, like alexa grasso probably would
>>150820704
I’m a 34 yr old prospect. Got a problem with that? I’ll heem my through you all until Dana signs the contract.
Me to boxing haters
>>150820728no anti persistent. mamacita
>>150818871I will NEVER understand how anyone finds her attractive.
>>150819053Yeah you could tell JDM was like "Im gonna break your wonk nose" and Belal was like "yeah you gonna break my wonk nose"what a matchup this was
You got caught, I got dominated.
I'm a fake humble boy
threads have been kind of slow as of lately where the hell are you fucks
>>150820839there's lots of things you don't understand
>>150820993up ya bum ya fag
>>150820839That’s because you’re a homosexual.
>>150820839get your T levels checked playa
JOE ROGAN- FRUIT LOOP.
>>150821073That boy is sweeter than cherry pie
>>150820839Well, does the wolf bother to ponder the thoughts of a sheep?
>>150820839Joining in to tell you you're gay familia
I'm an ugly freak.
Just found out I'm chopped and also unc
>>150821465azumarill is a heemer
>>150821476I like Wingul and peliper and kingler
>fighter loses onceyeah, he was never that good.
>>150821465You literally have sex with men.
>>150817925I like this thread.
>>150818871>boomer waisted bottoms
>>150819017>>150819002
>fighter loses twiceyeah he was never good
>fighter loses thriceyeah he was never
>>150820737Referees need to live in fear. Bad calls should be overturned. Refs NEED to be beat down and humbled. It's what they deserve.
I think Caulo Posta
whos costa fighting if rdr is fighting allen? he said top 5 so that leaves:1 Dricus Du Plessis just fought but maybe2 Nassourdine Imavov just fought3 Sean Strickland banned infinitely 4 Reinier de Ridder booked5 Israel Adesanyaits jizzy?
>>150821784based. someone needs to do this to goddard
>>150821967Probably Pissy.
>>150822016fuck you
Clitia Toepiglet would get submitted by Islam round 1 bitch
https://youtube.com/shorts/LjhP-xAbZgU?si=-cU_mHBJrsnz_eAx
>give me back my belt
oh yeah i'm jerking ofto what you might ask? well, miesha tate's leaked nudes
we will prevail
>>150821967Just feed him to Fluffy when he heals up, not like Costa is ever in a rush to fight.
I miss Paulo Costa before Adesanya fraud checked and ass raped him
good God it's only Monday
>>150823125Good googily-moogily nigga! 1 more day until contender series kino
*stands base*
>>150823184You have autogynephilia.
>>150818907based
>>150819099He's pretty good but gets overly aggressive. He's a top fighter though, no idea why people give him so much shit
>>150820384tell you not to do it againif you do it again, I walk away and think less of you. might give you a piece of my mind
Aaron "Top Fighter" Pico
>>150819047Brendan will find a way to lose
Paul Craig
>>150818100Notice how he didnt mention khabib. Levels.
https://youtu.be/u2_AydCiyiUtriple H on kill tony!
>>150823612Out.
>>150823228One of many problems.
>>150823620No. We love wrestling here.
>>150823766Kys!
>>150823766We, bappa?
You can't just say stuff like that man
Khabib destroying all of Barboza's, Conor's, Poirier's and Gaethje's hype back to back is supreme kino
draining abscess compilation
*spews vitriol everywhere*
>>150819047>cousin told me he saw Fluffy at his chiropractor a few weeks ago>now thisWell shit
will the paramount era be any different?
Nah fuck that, you literally admitted you liked watching 18th century cooking with the Townsends!
>>150824496Townsends was based but he lived long enough to become cringe.
>>150824472The same satanic demonic group just a different board room, you’ll be happy to know there will be an increased amount of evil adverts for you to consume, unless you upgrade the package, which will be obsolete and increase in price shortly after. Juden hinter juden.
>>150824630It was curtains for him the moment he turned on Trump I fear.
>>150824655For me it was all the "Lunch of a Blah Blah in the 18th century"
>>150824676I loved that series man
>>150824636what the fuck kinda ads does a streaming service show anyway? i thought ads were a tv channel thing.i was hoping to see a few changes since espn is a sports channel and so they probably had some rules ufc had to follow, and now with paramount i assumed it would be a bit more laxi think the new heads will be a bit different. iirc paramount is the streaming network for boomer magas so they might be more agreeable with dana.at the very least i hope that real press will be allowed back in to the ufc, watching dana get pressed at the boxing event was satisfying
I'm a negative creep! I'm a negative creep! I'm a negative creep, and I'm stoned!!
>>150824472It will be like the Reebok era but worse.
I'm pressed fr
>>150817925MEMBERS ONLY, how the FUCK are we supposed to watch MMA Breakdowns
daner hasnt spoken at a press conference in like a month
>>150824956there's a big wwe event with lesnar this weekend, should be kino
joe pyfer wake up
>>150825213bro stop, no one watches wwe, that shit is gay
>>150825233it's literally lesnar vs cena you stupid nigger
>>150825217pyfer is going to sleep Abus.. hes actually pretty good...>>150825237no one ggives a damn, u can bring back the rock too and bautista. wrestling is too cringe, even as a child it was gay
>>150825271fuck you
>"When you work a work and find yourself marking a mark"What did he mean by this ?
>>150825237godzilla mogs both those faggots
>>150824956wtf we just had a 2 week break between walker vs wang wing wang and the Imavov Borralho fight. Why are they pulling this shit again? It's supposed to only stop around the holidays
>>150825233no you're gay
DREAM BELIEVEAND MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>150825681woah he threw two spinning elbows in warm up woah
>>150825514Last year of the ESPN deal, theyre being asshole and not giving them cards bc of it
>>150817925Future Welterweight Champion
torteen seconds
Sex with Jose Aldo
Good morning, heil Hitler
>>150826459bro got shot like 5 days ago
BLACK JAG ULBERG
Following the Canelo vs Crawford build up and surrounding commentary really made it obvious how culturally white MMA is compared to boxing. Not a value judgement. Just very different cultures.
im making a brendan schaub skyrim follower mod and quest. i will return one day with the completed product
>>150826829brendan schaub is a leader, not a follower
>>150826459I went to a public toilet last night and on the way out I read the shit people carved on the door and the biggest , most intricate one said ''HEIL HITLER, NIGGER 88'' Not an interesting response but I just wanted to tell somebody (or 20)
>>150826897Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>150826974i see /heem/'s still as lame as ever.
>>150826897>I went to a public toilet last nightThe one with the hole in the wall?
>>150827071shopping centre underground parking, got into the car and realised I was about to piss all over myself so had a run over. luckily I made it.
>>150827071Hey mate can you please impersonating me
plowing dana... just pounding away. creampie dana. thrust it in thrust it out. creampie dana. let it flow let it flow...chills...
Hey man, ah leave me alone, you knowHey man, well Henry, get off the phone, I gottaHey man, I gotta straighten my faceThis mellow black chick just put my spine out of placeHey man, my school day's insaneHey man, my work's down the drainHey man, well she's a total blam-blamShe said she had to squeeze it but she, then she
Yall done just killed the thread
>>150827130Why do MENA have terrible chins / punch resistance
No love
>>150827165Yeah best skills in a losing and getting heemed contest
>>150827152Your claim is bs unless hamdy gets heemed
>>150827121>>150827130>>150827178name a single good MENA MMA fighter.
>>150827190JDM, italians were blacked and impregnated by the moors so they carry the black blood inside, watch true romance.
>>150827120Yes but did it have a hole in the wall?
>>150827190Fuck off nigger, try that shit with those brazza lovers in the youtube comments section
i don't know what mena is
>>150827200JDM's family is from northern italy the moors didn't reach that far
>>150827212that thing that happens to old ladies
why didn't reinier want to spend the hotel room together with costa
>>150827200>>150827217kek, that's bait bro, don't respond to that. >>150827206MENAs are the most powerful youtube and IG shit commenters, good keyboard warriors.they have good kickboxers, or, they HAD, till Rico showed up and flushed the whole continent. Sadiq Sukmadiq
>>150827212Here this explains ithttps://youtu.be/tsIEAipTNbE?t=54>>150827217>Giacomo Della Maddalena was born on 10 September 1996 in Perth, Western Australia, into a family of Australian and Italian descent as one of his grandfathers is from Sardinia>SardiniaThat's not northern italy, champ.
>>150827257
JDM is a throwback to what Italian's used to be before the moors destroyed the worlds greatest Empire. You are going to witness that when he destorys islam and then beats mackacheav.
Who's to say the Moor blood that flows inside JDM isn't the deciding factor for his fighting skills, it's a fair assessment after all, you need that killer instinct in the ring.
>>150823612Cuck Omalley looking rough.
>>150827289>posts a northern italian/germanic from trent (from austrian land)I am afraid that's not real Italy, Vettori is for the Germans to claim, he event loathes Jews in deep German fashion.
>>150827344okay brownboi
>>150827348Glad we agree, cunt.
Any Ben Askren updates?
>>150827289Been to Italy over 100 times and you're a braindamaged larper if you believe any of that.
>>150827390He can jog and talk normally.
MMA Crusades
>>150827412They are getting imported, it's different now, you'll grow up when you find out who is importing them, even in the states they are importing the Haitians.
>>150827427I know exactly who is importing them and which politicians have sold out to them because of a global child sex trafficking blackmail operation.
>>150827348Who is that semen demon, who is this harpie in delight, who is this breeding sow, who is this succubus, Hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>150827427>>150827412>>150827405>>150827399>>150827357>>150827344>>150827289This is an MMA thread. Let's keep the discussion focused on MMA. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll have to.....
>>150827456*tanks that shit, drops you with a right hook and fumble to get a finish over you*
if /heem/ was an MMA thread it'd be called /mma/ not /heem/
>>150827469Factual post.
>>150827469based and correctpilled
>>150827469your right where are the street fight webm
>>150827604see>>150827456
>>150827608
>>150827619
>>150827619>>150827633Heh.. that shut him up
>>150827633:)
>>150827608>Let's keep the discussion focused on MMACan't even let my 4 year old watch UFC some months without seeing two dudes kissing each other after the fights. This just isn't right.
Finland thougheverbeit thawlts and players
>>150827665Right? Imagine getting heemed by Santos. How pathetic. Jan sucks. We both agree on that.
>>150827722
I just put the entire thread in their place. Feels good to know who wears the pants itt
>>150827770I literally just got up and am in my boxers
Had beans yesterday in honor of Diego Lopes and let me tell you they don't half make you schaub
>>150827633Huuuuge fan of check hook heems
>Stop heemin, and get some skill... STOP. HEEMING. GET SOME SKILL.
>>150827777You're just living the life these days. I bet you'll be front row at UFC Finland with your arm around a Nafri demon
Jon Jones, Candace Owens, Derrick Lewis when will the welsh end their onslaught>>150827824There's a sri lankan qt I have my scope zoomed in on I have a feeling yoga makes for a good heem
>>150827839Omg omg (Going to pretend I didn't read that)
>>150827850She's really fit and seems frustrated by her unhappy marriage well be that as it may did you enjoy Lopes/Silva?
>>150827867Fair enough, buy a lounge scraper at least if you go ahead with it.That was two men fighting for their lives, heckin lived it! And just after I said the UFC is just athletes tip tapping eachother. We're back
>>150827882Tongue*
Alexa's Grasshole
>>150827976She's married I'm not marrying anyone ya fewl>>150827942Nami
Dating not marrying*>>150827882>>150827885What's the scraper for?
>>150827985Scraping
Jungle fever is a real thing mang.
>>150826974Hey mate could you stop impersonating me please?
>>150827985After ya kissah ya fool
The only tongue scraper I need? Kayla Harrison's clit.
>>150828046Only intelligent post itt
One fighter from the main event of UFC 317 is fighting again this year. Can you guess which one? The one who got knocked out or the one who sustained no damage?
Brutal handjob from kayla
>>150828501Come on bro...
>>150828476That's not how bbq works the wood should burn up good and then the smoldering remains should be spread and then the grill placed above them where the meat sizzles fuck is this shit
Raja won.
Ilia Topuria goes into boxing and knocks out Crawford, establishing himself as the greatest combat sports athlete of all time.
>>150828651And then you woke up
>>150828670And then I heem you stiff
>>150828510He's right that's what you are
>who the fuck is colitis tilapia
>>150828702Yeah keep talking online. Never gonna say that to a black man's face.
>>150828743You're gosh darned right
Look who I met yesterday
>>150828781haha it's funny cause he's doing a gay little dance, jon jones would never do that...
Robert Redford just got heemed
>>150829007Cheers UNC news
>>150819106I actually have the same upper body as gastelum except I also have monter calves and quads
cereal "whole" grain
>>150829007What was that ginger ninja still doing alive
>>150828906Jon did our President's dance. That's how a real man behaves not this silly tiktok shit.
>>150829158whose dance was he doing after he humiliated gayne
>>150829109Don't do it OGane
>page 3 Its over
Why don't WMMA look like this?
>>150829109Tbf OG never would have thought that manlet was a fucking trained fighter few people would have been able to win that night against the chill manlet
Boogyir
Dana White's Crying Sessions
>>150829358She could never even make it into lightweight
Dana and the Fertita brothers bought out Moe Green the godfather of Vegas
>still got them revved
>>150819106Happy that he won again but he was supposed to win, don't too excited Gastalum but it will burst even more if when/if you get put on your Bum next fight
>>150819953Between what?
>>150819837That's a funny way to spell Musul
I think I don't have any boys anymore
Max is going to end up like BJ penn if he keeps getting heemed
Dana White's Casting Couch
>>150829358how to get gf like this
>>150829522>gf
>>150829506Put it into a AI as picture prompt and report back Hurry
Ilia Topuria fought 3 fighters out of their prime refused to defend his title and is now talking about a boxing match with someone who doesn't know he exists
Ilia came in like the one punch man and molly whopped your bitch ass boys
>>150829503>How he just submits to being heems and lies down Cinematic
Ilia and merab would rape and pillage all of Dagestan on horseback if they wanted and no one could stop them
>>150829522Be a petite female about to go through a sexual reawakening I fear
>>150829503Goddard really loved Max smdh
>>150829527>>150829606
>>150829462Her ham hocks
>>150829503Early one more hit to the head and that would have sparked the dawg in max to sweep the leg Goddard blows it yet again
Kodytender Steelies tonight
Kody Steer
>>150829548In many ways shartles retired Topiglet
Kody Queer
Ngl as a Topuria Chad those teep kicks up the middle were starting to concern me until my boy heemed his bitch ass Garth will be yet another highlight reel for the scrapbook
>>150829655Gaethje will win in actuality.Hopefully this should lay to rest any doubt.
>>150829593Lmfao imagine Roman dolidze being ya best non manlet fighter
>shamilsmdh absolute bum name sounds jewish too
Name a better "sit down lil bro" moment
>>150829538>doesn't know he existsyou are falling for the manufactured hype man expect boxing match between them in 2 years
>>150829647Now that's just uncalled for
Ilia would beat the shit out of Crawford and Canelo
>>150829715Nobody and I mean NOBODY gives a fuck about clitia Topiglet, sadly
>>150829715The hap is just angry about the time UFC called him 2 Chainz on the titantron
>>150829675>Lights under the couch How fucking tacky and gay probably have those gay led strips in their rooms too fucking poofters
>>150829744would be cool to see some high level boxer make a ufc debut but they're too chicken shit
>>150829709
>>150829757Tell me about it, everyone is gay but me I fear
Tobussy really tried to duck the division so he could twerk on crawdaddy’s BBC lmao
Yeah so Ilia Topuria would absolutely get KO'd by Jake Paul
>>150829772Forgot Ilia heemed this bum too dude is probably at a bar thinking of the day he once shared a cage with the goat
>>150829772Any other fight where he looks scared like this?
Janman applications are open what are the implications of this for the brazza daddy division
>>150829830What's the vig
Reminder that Kai Asakura asked to be released from his contract after he realized he cannot compete with the likes of Tim "40 years old" Elliott.
>>150829804Kek
>>150829832The fans
>>150829839He'll probably make more money heeming bums in asia
>>150829804Ilia had to wrestle fuck Zalal he was legit terrified of striking with him
NoonecaresaboutTopuriabros...
>>150829869It's official. MMA vs Boxing. Topuria vs Crawford. Book it dana.
>>150829869Topuria buys bots to follow his instagram accountThis is a known fact, he's been caught doing this. He might have one if the most botted accounts on the platform
Heemorrhoids got me in the deep walders again b, there was blood in my schaub and im walkin tenderly about the gaff like Usman walks around the cage
Instagram Topuria vs Youtube Makhachev who wins?
>>150829880Hi Ali how the weather in tel Aviv
I don't like the British poster. Can we track him down and murder him?
>>150829881As resident doctor eat a entire clove of garlic and you should be good maybe wash it down with a pint of Stella
5 million of Ilia Topuria's instagram followers are confirmed botsNobody give a fuck about Clitia Tilapia
This is me btw
Bro is HIM and you are seething
>>150829897KWABOTY they actually tried to memoryhole this lmao
>>150829522Gunpoint
This sudden surge of 1 million followers in two days is surely completely organicNo way he paid for 1 million bots so he can say he has more followers than Olivera before fighting him
MMA Followers
>>150829897oh no no no topussybros we got caught!
muslims are seething about followers now kek
Technocratic Ilia simply knows ball
Brendan Allen is tailor made to beat Reinier de Reddit. RDR's career is now over, Fluffy is a duck, Imavov has no chance of stopping even 1 shot from Khamzat, and the entire division is permaheemed.Should the UFC force Khamzat to go up to 205 just to make 185 more interesting? The division is worse than HW now.
Is that horrible man talking about me? I've barely posted today. If he is it's probably not even justified as usual. He's not smart enough to think that a British flag doesn't belong to a single anon
>>150829949Yeah when I thought about the matchup I realised that Allen might actually win
Nothing wrong with buying jeet bots
>>150829949Because you posted this Khamzat is now going to lose an incredibly stupid and illogical fight to Imavov on his first title defense
>>150829949Aaron Pico
Why is Diego talking shit, it was far from an easy fight for you, be honest. You can be confident but don't lie. It's one you could even lose in the rematch you mongrel
>Gerald Shartinmart is fighting Kyle DookusBased meme fight.
I bought Ilia's fake followers
>>150829880Even weirder than that is when you try and research his allegedly wealthy wife's business and nothing turns up but interviews alluding to it
>>150830004Kek that boy hasn't been cut? I'm genuinely shocked. What is the fucking criteria? Does the UFC just make thee decisions arbitrarily. Decent guys have been cut after losing twice and not even badly. Gerald is not even good
Allen has an uncanny ability to make the guy defeating him look like absolute shit Fluffy and imavov’s stock went down for a bit after those fights
I'm hearing rumors that Ilia Topuria has bought fake instagram followers. If this is true it'll shock the mma world, the UFC might have to step in and even strip him of his belt. This is bad.
>Costa ducked RDRMassive story loss for people who thought we were going to get a new and better Costa.>>150830035Allen is so good yet so bad at the same time. He's this generation's Bobby Reddit.
>>150830019GM3 is actually really good you fucking dumbass
>>150829897>>150829924nice crops loser
>>150829942Dude has a insanely rock hard bod
>>150829924Wouldn't it make absolute sense for him to accumulate more followers during the height of UFC marketing and promotional material leading into his main event? Aren't you fucking retarded?
Has anyone here ever shit blood before? I haven't thank goodness, but it must be awful.
>>150830060Because you just said so? That's not how it works
>>150830095Kill yourself dumbfuck!
>>150830101Why would I do that? Come and try and kill me yourself
>>150830081Lmao this piggy is seething!
>>150830111Good morning spammy.
>>150830095This is a dangerous woman
Dirty diaper Tyla has entered the thread unchanged I fear
havent had booze in ten months and bought a 12 pack but didnt open any last night, inshallah.
>>150830136Crack one of those cold boys open man not drinking cold turkey is weird af
>Topiggy did NOT buy fake followers >I did NOT get fired from Walmart for sucking off an old Mexican man
Please stop tormenting Sneed's sad lonely bum life.
>>150830095Heem is an abby martin general
Who revved spams?
>>150830136Nice of you to buy that 12 pack since you can now gift it to somebody else. Inshallah
Terence Crawford on fighting Topuria:>He’s nowhere near the level of Conor McGregor. Don’t ever compare him to Conor. He’s here… and Conor is way up here
>>150830187spammysneed was revved and raped by xer dead daddy dickdowns, autogynephilia, zoophilia, incontinence, toxic epidermal necrosis and scabies, sadly
>>150830187We suspect childhood abuse
>>150830210in terms of draw, that is true. ilia's fanbase is largely third worlders who don't pay for content
>>150830210I’ve been telling people but they don’t listen. Prime Conor smokes Poopuria
>>150830095Post her fat Armenian bamhole
>>150830216Yeah that certainly tracks. Poor guy.
>>150830226He’s talking about drawing power
>>150830228Hahaha just imagine
>>150830226Who smokes prime Conor?
>>150830226..in the cocaine competition.
I THINK MERAB DVALISHVILI IS THE BEST FIGHTER ON THE PLANET
>>150830245Conor drew more because he was the better fighter. Goes hand in hand>>150830248Khabib still, alas. That’s it tho
I whooped your ass after a weekend of cocaine.
>>150830261
You really think im just going to sit here and let you select the dairy free alternative for my coffee Jon?
>>150830261>KhabibThere are numerous aspects of fights that are often overlooked by cazzies.For example, the Conor/Khabib fight.Many people think that Khabib bested Conor that day.Many people are wrong.Let's take stock of the events.What did Khabib win?>The fightOkay, now what did Conor win?>the standup of the fight>the third round of the fight>the overcoming adversity of the fight by fighting with a broken foot>the minimising damage taken of the fight, came out unheemed>the honour of the fight by Khabib chimping out and his teammates attacking poor defenceless Conor>the money of the fight>the family of the fight by having a big titted non-towel to return to after the fight>the promo buildup of the fight by heeming the bus and ray borg and gave rose PTSD with the dolly while Khabib stayed inside>the twitter war of the fight by verbally 10-8ing Khabib with the towel and goat comments>the nobility of the fight by putting over Khabib as a big star due to khabib beating him>the humility of the fight by not being rude afterwards, even when Khabib chimped out, and solely said "good knock. Looking forward to the rematch">the banter of the press conference of the fight by having a drink of Proper 12 with Dana while Redditbib refused to drink because muh relijin>the world war of the fight by driving Russians into a frenzy with his comments about Putin and the chechensSo you see, after all of these things, can you really say that Khabib won? I think that all of these things add to Conor winning the story of the fight, and thus, pretty much winning him the fight.
>>150830292Hey pussy are you still lactose intolerant?
>>150830284This was essentially Diego Lopes vs Jean Silva
>>150830294>>big titted non-towelLel
Yer woif is a towel mate!
>>150830292Cashew is pretty nice actually
>>150827344Based and ganepilled
>>150830324Jesus Christ he's going to fucking murder asspisstranny
Topuria saying he’d knock Crawford out… while being an MMA knock-off Canelo… the same Canelo who couldn’t knock him out…Can someone explain his thought process
>>150830344Pillowpoofs can't heem, Topuria is a heem machine
>>150830344He saw a 38 year old with some belts and got an immediate boner
post gane flirting with those girls like a toddler would
How Toporio vs crapford would play out.
>>150830367Kek, I remember when pillowshitters were crying after this
>>150830367ilia doesn't even throw body kicks let alone head kicks
>>150830401"Bud" will never see it coming.
>>150830361Kek
Do any of yous watch kb
uh crawfordbros..
Heeminder Crawford's first martial art was wrestling and he also does jiujitsu
>>150830435he was an olympic prospect for wrestling
>muh credentialsbiggest meme ever
Biggest meme ever?
This is how we do /box/nigs
>>150830435mma fighter beat up boxing goat
spong fell hard
>biggest meme everBut enough about gspiggy
>>150830463Dafuq is this
>>150830463K1 bros...
>>150830420Holy shit…
Me to boxing poofs;
>>150830485You literally have sex with men.
What's this physique called?
this is illegal in the sport of boxing
>>150830503Very early stoppage in hindsight
>>150830500double champ
>>150830500Fit
>>150830503beltran doesnt have the attention to detail or reaction time to be a ref fucking goober
>>150830420
>>150830498You're such a fucking loser spammy, I could hurt you so badly.
>>150830547You literally have autogynephilia, a sexual fetish in which the individual becomes aroused by the thought of themselves as the opposite gender.
>>150830558I could LITERALLY beat you to death with my bear hands.
>>150830535hands that koed cro cop
>>150830558>>150830568Since when do you too know each other
Bear hands? Like those hairy men?
Salt Papi used to reign supreme in this world.... His dominion unchallenged... Until one fateful day... When the name Tony Ferguson.. Echoed through time..
Fucking bitch
new>>150830605
>>150829622Oh that's rude. Naughty
