CIN: Burrow out 3 months with toe injuryMIN: McCarthy out 2-4 weeks with ankle injuryWAS: Daniels questionable with knee sprainDAL: Signed Jadeveon Clowney
SEXO
Mike McDaniel, welcome to Philadelphia
>>150818776Her /fa/ game is on point. Gonna be hilarious when she puts the NFL on notice by winning the division. The future is female
Making out with temujin while she jerks me off wearing nothing but high heels while watching the Raiders tonight.
I can't stop thinking about the Panthers tranny cheerleader
Conspiracy time>The NFL is not ordering the referees to stringently call tush push plays because they want the discourse to get so bad that everyone is happy when it gets banned. The NFL might also be waiting until a key playoff game to start strictly enforcing false starts, but NOT defensive offsides/encroachment for a similar reason
give one reason why the raiders dont win tonight
>>150818776What's this style called? Business sexual?
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame KOC, we can blame McCarthy, we can blame our special teams coaches, we can blame our non-existing run defense, we can blame our injured linemen, we can blame Kwesi, we can praise atlanta's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. playcalling, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in KOC and the team, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping the Packers getting another Super Bowl for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mnug/?#KOC-IN or #KOC-OUT?
KEK sure dude JJ lays an egg and now he's magically injured just long enough to see whether Wentz still has gas in the tank lmao
>>150818804They're the Raiders
>>150818794Based Chiefs fan
>>150818807I would have won if the Vikings cheer guys didn't give me head
rams finna boutta miss da playoffs
>>150818776So is she single, asking for a friend.
>>150818793Why are you wearing high heels while making out with a girl?
>>150818812dios mio
>>150818807Not reading all that but maybe you guys just suck?m and normally get by with playing against shit teams like the falcons.
>>150818776wtf I love the colts now
>>150818812Looks like my wife's. Go Chiefs
Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately. Thank you Jerry.
>>150818818head this bussy
>>150818776Based girl boss
which team would he be an upgrade for their o-line?
>>150818836Fuck Jerruh, should've traded him out the NFC dumbfuck owner
>>150818812Cute kid. I would definitely take advantage of the mom's desperation and live in her house rent free for a couple of months.
>>150818819what is what the average swedish woman will look like in 150 years
Patty Cuckitini
>>150818823Because I'm really short and a need a lift so she can reach my penis cause she's 6 feet tall. I also stand on a stool. Go Seahawks.
>>150818806office siren, sexy corpcore
*notices bulge* OwO what's this?
>>150818844>gassed after 1 snapLMAO
>>150818847cuck behavior
>>150818806Underrated rhetorical question
>>150818845Jerry is the curse of every team outside Green Bay this year.
>>150818859behave this bussy
>>150818856Wow, it's real
if the raiders win tonight they'll technically be the 1 seed, and if not then the colts will. what a timeline we're in.
if I had a franchise qb, I'd make sure to give him bottom 10 lines to protect him every year
which game should I watch tonight?
>>150818776is it appropriate to slap the coaches bum after scoring a td?
I'm happy that Danny Dimes/Indiana Jones is doing well. I don't know how sustainable it is, but they could absolutely contented for the AFC South. Giants are going to be horrible for a long time, but it's pretty much background noise to me at this point. Fuck this team.
why is no one celebrating with her ;_;
>>150818867Saar, I do not think your posts are being the on topic.please do the needful
>>150818859I just follow the laws of nature. I swoop in when women are their emotional low point, take as much as I can get away with, and then sliver away without making a commitment.
>>150818786
>>150818881which coach keeps their own personal bum on the sideline?
>>150818886Because she didn't do jackshit for the game?
>>150818880silksong
>>150818886she's too hot to be on the sideline, she might get confused with the water girls... I'm sure you know what they do.
>>150818810
>>150818810bro plz stop
>>150818886>literally the perfect opportunity to feel up her mommy milkers while hugging her>no one does itlegit makes me mad
>>150818894it’d be way easy to just say you’re brown
>>150818909no, water they doing?
>>150818925*sigh*Someone post the pasta
>>150818886They don't want to say the wrong thing and get fired. She hasn't been involved long enough to build a rapport with the staff.
>>150818812mogs me
what if the chiefs lose in metlife next week?
>>150818895God she looks like a gigabitch dommy mommy yes please
>>150818874This man will bring the Chiefs to an 0-3 record and you will kneel
>>150818895I really need a boss bitch mommy dom in my life
>>150818881Only cause the coach can't score a touchdown without being on the gameday roster and none of the current coaches are on the active rosters or even the practice squad.
CJ GONNA DUNK ON YA
This is somehow a real headline
>>150818944>>150818942Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
>>150818942>>150818944
Still plenty of hope left in the season as a Panthers fan
>>150818951Kek’d
>>150818940For the 3rd straight week in a row, all the other 31 fanbases would win bigly.
>>150818953wash it then
>>150818909Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
>>150818946Is that the dude from Deftones?
what's she signaling here?
>>150818884Designated manufactured feel good story of the year but fuck it I vibe with it
>>150818971sex? sex.
>>150818966Poor guy, he doesn't deserve to bullied like that.
>>150818948>chiefs look like shit >ravens probably have a choke gene>burrow kill>eagles might be back to 2023 with inexperienced OC>packers limited postseason experienceif he can't get it done this year then when is it gonna happen?
>>150818971The size of penis she prefers
>>150818953a super bowl :(
>>150818984Eternal laughing stock
>>150818895this dude is really who yall are obsessing over now?
>>150818992aren't there 2 other sisters? are they involved with the team?
>>150818956based, fuck fairweathers
>>150818990I'm in>>150818998She's a billionaire which makes her more attractive
>>150818999>The wet hair lookhnngh
>>150818992Looks like she's cosplaying as Violet from the Willy Wonka movie.
Does Carlie do drugs?
>>150819012She didn't used to do drugs but she started recently in honor of her father.
>>150818895Does she think she's a coach or something?
what did we do to deserve this?
>>150818992>>150818998>>150818999>”waaaaaaaaghhhhhhh!! I NEED ONE OF THOSE HEADSETS TOOOOO!!!! I NEED TO BE ON THE SIDELINE SO PEOPLE NOTICE MEEEEEEE!!!! I NEED TO SEEM LIKE IM IMPORTANT TOOO!!!!!”
>>150819021she's just observing the different jobs everyone does and how they do them
>>150819022oooooooh nooooooo not JJ, gosh darn it, oh well
>>150819022At least Jefferson hasn't torn his ACL or something yet!
why did they get rid of Sam Darnold though?
>>150819022
>>150819022letting Darnold walk
I've had Ride the Float stuck in my head all day today
>>150818966That's one of my favorite videos ever.
>>150818886dumb bitch thinks she's on the team
>>150819022if you mean we as in /sp/ vikings fans, then it's because of outright cheering with glee all of the lions injuries last year
>>150819030calm down cubbie, she's taken, no cougar sex for you
degen bros what do you think
there are 2 games on tonight so there will be 2 slaps
>>150819052I'd cash out
>>150819035Sam Darnold was demanding starter money and they were hoping that JJ would be good enough.
okay, this is nuts
>>150819043i mute ads to prevent this exact scenario
>>150818856Due to periods and vagina discharge women grow up being insecure about the inside of their panties and when they start having sex for the first time they typically toss their panties away from the bed just in case they are stained/dirty. They have no clue how much men like dirty pantie and that it's catnip for us. Only the more experienced girls know this.
Tomlin should've challenged it, there was no evidence the guy even touched the ball, but I think he did it to punish him because boy was that stupid.
>>150819056top kek
>>150818886She cuteCan she step on me please
>>150819070yum
>>150819063Interesting that everyone except Lamar will be a First Ballot Hall of Famers
>>150818886Imagine if a player thought "who let this fan on to the field" and tried to get security to remove her.
>>150819056>Saw it work in the eagles cowboys game>Decide he could get away with it too
>>150818901alright (you) tardis it appropriate to slap this coach's ass, finger pussy & suck on her tits after scoring a touchdown?
>>150819048>cheer for lions injuries all year>still lose to the lionsAt least it was funny
>>150819056what's funnier is that they bunched his dumbass and almost fought his coaches and needed a dozen teammates to corral him
>>150819078Dan Marino got in the hall of fame and Lamar is way better than that bum.
>>150818992The parasite billionaire cast is so whacked out and so corrupt and on so many prescription drugs that sometimes it makes me hope the entire western world just gets giga raped by nogs and jeets in the coming years.
>>150819052get a load of mr moneybags over here
>>150819076make a danny dimes name this year
>>150819070OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>chuddiest website on the internet>reception of the clots girlboss is mostly positive even hereShe’s bringing everyone together brehs
>>150819086>Daboll already losing the locker room
>>150819052cash out and but yourself a cup noodles
>>150819101Im mean she's kinda cute
>>150819101>clots girlbossshe's really not a girl boss though, she's just a woman who happens to be the boss. actually she's likely less intrusive than her father it helps she's a milf though ngl
>>150819097He had a single good game and people are losing their minds.>>1508190933 billionaires owning more wealth than the bottom 50% combined never gets discussed since they keep distracting you sheeple with culture war bullshit. Trans playing sports isn't the reason you will never afford a house which cost half a million in most usa cities.
>>150819101It's because we already have zero respect for owners and she hasn't really done or said anything that stupid yet.
will the real #17 please stand up
>>150819067It's a scoring play the refs automatically review a scoring play
>>150818998That bitch has crazy eyes. Don't stick it in crazy.
>>150818895>clots losing badly>she gets fed up with Steichen’s playcalling and fires him on the spot and takes over as interim HC>they winWhat would the /nflel/ reaction be
>>150819126I am OFFICIALLY, on behalf of the great people of /nfl/, changing Danny Dimes to Danny Dollars!IT HATH BEEN DECREED.
>>150819135
>>150818810Counterpoint: the Chargers are the Chargers
>>150818971It's how wide her snatch can get.
>>150819135>sirianni is no longer the worst coach in the NFL
>>150819136He's Indiana Jones now.
>Billionaire NFL ownersBillionaire guys aren't the real issue keep fighting over culture wars you sheep, you will own nothing and will be HAPPY.
>>150819144reminder wins ARE a coaching stat
>Joe Burrow
travis kelce is a billionaire
>>150819147True and they ARE a QB stat
>>150819043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPz16LHTtpohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Awey7AbXT0
>game is at 7 not 8:30they need to do this more
>>150819127Turnovers too and I think that counted as one. Regardless they could have actually penalized him for throwing the flag when he wasn't allowed too.
>>150819135Extreme bullying of the people who spent their entire lives on football only to be outcoached by a woman.
>>150819151Mo’ money, mo’ problems.
Lamar good
You now remember that the Cleveland Browns paid Deshaun Watson $230,000,000
>>150819135For me, it's clowning Harrison Buttker into retirement
>>150819163surely they didn't fully guarantee it right?... r-right?
>>150819163>get paid a quarter of a billion to not play footballman that pisses me off, I'd take like 10 grand to not play for the browns where's my check haslam you fuck?
>>150819151>travis kelce is a billionaireTaylor Swift's handlers most likely made him sign 500 papers worth of prenups. Her wealth doesn't belong to him. But once he knocks her up he might be able to beg his children for the inherited money assuming he's a good father.
>>150819146The bottom half of any group don't own shit. When I started out I didn't have shit and didn't for quite awhile. I'm surprised they have as much as the top one.
>>150819162I feel bad for the Titans. Derrick Henry, AJ Brown and Mike Vrabel all won while they wallow in the mud.
>>150819176Go watch Moneyball
>>150819162how the fuck are the chiefs up there, they looked like shit or am I reading this chart wrong.
>>150819153It's the 90s, Colin.
>the phins will beat the bills because the curse on the phins is that strong>mcdaniel and grier will not be fired this seasonhelp me please..
>>150819162Thats gotta be the hardest chart to understand in history
>we need a vet to sit behind our young qb that he can learn from and is durable enough to come in if JJ does get hurt.>I know just the guy
>>150819181>Jonah HillI'm not watching anything with that misogynistic pig in it.
>>150819162PFF?
>>150819162Who let the Giants into the top right quadrant?
guys the dolphins expect me to start thursday as qb please I need an oline quick
>>150819168Fully guaranteed
>>150819199Dem Parsonless Boys
>>150819198>mfw I'm trying to hide my suicidal depression
>>150818844Do you have the video of his air jerking off another barstool employee?
>>150819198Owning a restaurant gotta be one of the dumbest business idea
>>150819206well they signed me as a guard so you'd better get some good painkillers
>>150819162
>>150819206Here you go famalam, your oline.
>>150819223fug, well at least i'm over 6' so I can throw overtop all these manlets in the nfl now. Try to give me like half a second pls
>>150819219So is this a bad pass or not?
>>150819011oh my god who fucking gives a shit either accept it or get a hair transplant the tech is there to reverse it forever you faggot
>>150819221Yeah, I bet it shuts down in less than 5 years
>>150819101I mean it's cute she wants to larp like she's on the team but as soon as they start losing people will turn on her and call her a disruptive distraction, which to be fair she probably is
>>150819162>thro pix goodhi a retard
bungles fans fighting each other after joey got injured yesterday much funnier with sound:>>>/wsg/5974103
>>150819052I'm on the over in that one.I'm on Raiders +3.5 too
>>150818776>WAS: Daniels questionable with knee sprainThis is all a joke right? This can't be happening again Washington bros
>>150819219>gives up on chasing down the DB after like 2 secondsCooked, no heart
>>150819230It was a good pass. Kelce is just completely washed and needs to get the fuck out.
>>150819235CHUD FIGHT
>>150819235Love a good drunk Boomer
>>150819221their restaurant is criticality acclaimed
>>150819234that isn't what the chart says
>>150818776So where does Burrow get traded? It’s gonna happen.
>>150819235based you know that shit hurt
>>150819135I would green text the teams meme name and post >male coaches. It'd be funny to find out she's actually been studying football all her life but her dad never listened to her because she's his child, a woman and he was a drug addict who didn't give a fuck about anything.
KWAB stick you having guys stick their hands up your ass queer boy
>>150819255traded to the bradyskneeville bussies
>>150819235WHOOOAAAAAAAA WE'RE HALFWAY THEEEERE
>>150819235OOOOOOOO LIVING ON A PRAYER
>>150819246>Boomer *fight
>>150819235>white people
>>150819251ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fucking fuck that ugly bitch that pathetic food holy shit sloppy job mossad
Women shouldn't be allowed on the field. That includes the cheerleaders
>>150819271this, male cheerleaders only moving forward
>>150819251Gross
>>150819271very gay and zestpilled
I keep hearing about these alleged Eagles fans who are happy about the Eagles offense through two weeks, but I can't find them. Can you help me find Eagles fans that aren't saying things like>2-0, but the offense has to be betterbut are saying things like>Fuck yeah 101 yards 0TD lets go baybee
mnf gamethread >>150819189
>>150819235>melanated woman “security” personnel to the rescue All cities are full of trash but Cincinnati is especially shit because of its DEI infestation. Also, boomers always act way tougher than they are.
>>150819230it's a bad drop
>>150819264STREET LIGHT PEOPLE LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>150819235They put up a better fight than Burrow's O Line sign them to a 10 day
>>150819275MASSA MASSA WHAT YOU SAYIN
>Brock Bowers will be a game time decision
>>150819235Ohio: The Webm
>>150819271This. Women belong in the locker rooms
>>150819271I disagree. All coaches should be cute girls and the winning team should have sex with the losing team's coaching staff.
>>150819283no.
>>150819260>choofs fans in charge of speaking english
>>150819281nobody's been blown away by the passing offense through two weeks
>>150819052What does any of this even mean?
>>150819260I cast a delayed reflect spell.
>>150819285The first thing I saw when I arrived in America back on vacation was a loud fat black woman yelling at people to get in line
>>150819315That he's brown and going to lose money.
>>150819309Yeah we know. Eagles fans will be the first to tell you that Kevin Patullo needs to put his players in better positions. Overall the offense has been in pure "Just enough" mode.
>>150819255Kangz
>>150819315Hes betting on buccaneers to win the game on +120 odds (if you bet 100 you could win 120)Hes also betting on the game to hit over 42,5 points both teams total
>>150819086>corral himMaking him sound a farm animal, anon
>>150819322Winter is coming dome babies
this is tua
>>150819170>Have fun out there gettin' tackled, bitches! CHA-CHING
>GO BIRDS! FUCK ICE! AND FREE PALESTINE!
>>150819315Moneyline means you're betting on which team wins, the +120 or whatever are the odds and determines your bayout based on your wager if you win, over 42.5 means you're betting both teams will combine for 43 or more points, but most importantly it demonstrates why poor people stay poor.
this is not tua
>>150819347Yeah I guess so
That’s why he's been playing poorly; he practices with a basketball.
>>150818895She literally looks like middle aged Jordon Hudson. Why is /nfl/ sweating this.
Imagine if Wentz goes godmode and wins every game. Please god let it happen.
>>150819371kek
This is tua.
>>150819251>Katz in NYCDoesn't get anymore jewish than that.
This is not tua.
Mahomie is looking prime
>>150819356Genuinely surprised he can score a girl like that
>tua has a tulpa
>>150819219caught Travis daydreaming about going home to picrel after the game
This is tuaThank you for coming to my TED talk.
I still can't believe that the NFL didn't help the Browns get out of the Watson contract when that video of him dancing without his giant cast thing surfaced after his surgery. It was the perfect moment to bail out the Browns and the NFL didn't take it
>>150819399>I'm surprised that a rich athlete can score a good looking womanYou think they give a fuck about the peanut oil chronicles? They get their hooks in him and they live lavishly for the rest of their lives.
>>150819414Let them take their medicineIt's a good lesson for the other teams, too
tuas
>>150819407Was it worth it, Travis?
>>150819396amazing what the man can do with a few good holds and a couple blocks to the back
>>150819382Yeah he used to look like slightly chubby russ with wavy hair.
>>150819414The nfl probably warned them about him and the Browns decided to make a Browns decision.
McCarthy will have played in 2/23 available games and sucked dick in 1.75 of them he played in
Me? Who am I rooting for? Well if you asked me who was I rooting for tonight, I’d say that well for me, the team I’m rooting for, well it’s gotta be the Texans.
>>150819420The thing is that girls who look that good and move in those circles are going to marry into money anyway, they can usually afford to be choosey. Tying the knot with an ugly pervert seems beneath her just based on the photo, but maybe she’s a little off irl
>>150819427>Travis: Just for the smell alone, little nigga.
Reminder that you should only bread 5'9+ women to generate athletic children
>>150819396primate
>>150819366You can be the 1% of winning bettors if you are even slightly above 100 IQ.I have a 24.33% ROI on my bets since Sept. 1. At $100 units. 49-33 (59.76%). 19.94 units up.Literally all you need to do is learn the scenarios that hit at a >55% rate. For instance home underdogs and prime time underdogs both hit at around 57%. There is a team playing tonight that satisfies both of those scenarios, thus making the percentage even higher Food for thought.
>>150819326>>150819339>>150819366So he's betting $2 to win $4.40 and does that include his $2 bet he would get back if he wins or is it an additional $4.40 making his total money to $6.40? I'll never gamble because it's confusing to me. My parents play slots and I have no idea about how any of the money lines work and whatever.
>>150819437I'm rooting for you to lose becasue I want to discourage teams from hiring Shanahan coordinators.
>>150819448>For instance home underdogsSorry, home *division underdogs
>>150819414Why would they want to bail out the Browns tho? Where's the incentive? They made their bed they can sleep in it.
>>150819462
>>150819373Paul Skenes uses a football to warm up maybe CJ should use a baseball
>>150819451Think of it as that money is gone. You burned the $2 and if you win they give you $4.40
>>150819448Raiders?
>>150819451My winnings will be $4.40, so I’d profit $2.40. t. That anon who gambled on tonight’s game.
>>150819451Thats the total money he'll have on the websiteHe bet 2 to make a profit of $2,40 (4,40 total)
Thomas of Arabia
>>150819389Yea no shit
>>150819471Retard
>>150819482If travis kelce was featured on this bullshit i'd unironicallt attend
>>150819445based
>>150819468James Brown "Bad mother" starts playing
You guys, are you already hype for Berlin game?
>Panthers claw their way back in the game>somehow recover the onside kick>get immense refball in their favor>spill spaghetti and lose
>>150819491lel
>>150819448but doesn't a single loss wipe out your gains from multiple wins (assuming each bet is the same amount)?
>>150819505>Falcons and ColtsLame. I'll watch it, but I'm not hyped.
>>150819445>>150819499anyone who has sex with a tall girl knows it feels awful. When they are in doggy position your dick doesn't align up with theirs. They are also too big to ragdoll like you do with smaller girls. A small girl is like a fleshlight, you can carry them around and do whatever you want with them. Tall girls aren't as flexible as well.
>>150819315I need the buccs to win and for a combined score of more than 42 from both teams. I need at least 6 tuddies during the game. >o/u is the most degenerate aspect of sports betting
>>150819506could be wors...
>>150819503kek>>150819499>tfw 6'3 so this will never happen to mei hate it so much
>>150819493>playing parlaysthis is a much bigger cry for help than constantly posting about your cig breaks and posting at 3 am local time for you. get some help my man.
>>150819526>anyone who has sex with a tall girl knows it feels awful. When they are in doggy position your dick doesn't align up with theirs.uh anon
>>150819506That onside kick was fucking basedOnside kick is the most based play in football and the new rule about having to announce it is cuck shit
>>150819526I used to fuck a girl who was 6'0" without heelsWhen she put the heels on we could fuck with us both standing straight up. I'd thrust by lifting my body with my calves. Shit was tight
>>150819493Based
>>150819448if your strategy hasn't gotten you banned or bet limited it's a losing strategy btw
>>150819526>When they are in doggy position your dick doesn't align up with theirs.
>>150819445I had a 5'11 GF and I'm 6'3 and I used to joke how'd we'd be set for life with our athlete son
>Short QBsBrees only overcame the deficiency by being the most accurate QB of all time.
>>150819527I need 6 Tuddies and 6 extra points I should say
>>150819526>When they are in doggy position your dick doesn't align up with theirs
>>150819524My nigga even if the Carolina Buttfarts played I'd go and hang out in the fanzone.Absolutely hype.
>>150819448Yeah but just because they hit at 57% doesn't mean you won't have a long stretch where they don't hit. You could end up losing 10 or 20 times in a row because each game is unique and the last one not hitting doesn't increase the odds of the next one winning. You're probably better off if you're making individual bets though, the real way they reel retards in are with parlays. Dropping $5-$20 a week each if not more. You can make money with it but you gotta play it safe but your luck can always turn.
>>150819526>your dick doesn't align up with theirs.
>>150819554Hilarious post, thanks for sharing. I even feel like I was there
>>150819554>i hadWhat happened anon?
>>150819544>and the new rule about having to announce it is cuck shit100% that shit is gay as fuck
>Black Q-ACK
Can’t wait for my Ravens to go 16-1 just to lose to KC in round 2 when we decide to give Henry 3 carries, we fumble twice, Mahomes completes a pass with his left foot, and Mark Andrews drops another TD
Putting 40 on the browns is one thing, bills was fun though, desu. I'm hopeful we dun get refballed against chiefs but lieons should be good game unless ravens beat themselves again
just got dumped by a woman I wasn't even dating, im truly a pioneer
>>150819577that is a male
>>150819445The funny thing is, Taylor’s dad played center in college, so their future children will be linemen.
>>150819544you have to announce it AND you have to be losing in order to even try it now. completely stupid. it was rare enough as it was
>>150819566I'm not trying to be a dick, I would also be hype if that was the only game I was reasonably able to attend this year. I just wish they would would give you a better match up. I hope you have a good time at the game bro.
In all honesty, why isn't Burrow Mr. Made Of Glass in terms of reputation at this point? Every single season he gets hurt and misses games.
no threepeat?
>>150819583I keep telling people this is the golden age of QBs and the densest talent pool at the position of all time and /pol/tard Brady stans refuse to hear it because they know it makes Mahomes look good
>joebaumsworld
>>150819576I'm just reminiscing about the good ol' days Anon>>150819577Misunderstanding and she straight up blocked me everywhere. She was also a bit crazy (aren't we all) so it wasn't necessarily an unexpected occurrence desu
the colts' punter is just stealing money at this point
>>150819609We were having a nice thread fuck you dude
>>150819418I'll take this over >>150818819
>>150819583>MUH STATS>Can't get within sniffing distance of a Superb OwlChoke artist
>>150818776>2-0How does she do it bros?
>>150819603Whats even the point of KR|PRs now? Wasted space desu its only offence matters
>>150819623>t. no immaculate grid
If you had Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley on the same team you'd win like all the super bowls.
Why did Eagles DT Ty Robinson shoot Kirk Cousins?
>>150819603>you have to be losing to do an onside kick If the wining team does an onside kick and they recover it successfully, just give them a 10 yard penal for unsportsmanlike or some shit
>>150819631Shane Steichen is a QB whisperer
fuck...
No gaybread?
>>150819636When exactly did the Giants get cursed? It all went to shit in the 2013 season it seems. What caused it?
>>150819641The guy on the left looks evil i hate the vibes he brings
Toe Burrow
>>150819626Marino never won one either still went 1st round HOF had elite career.
>>150819632If they got rid of kickoffs boomers would have a melty.
New Colts owner must have fucked each player into playing well. Based whore owner daughter of a drug addict
>>150819650Don't say mean things about Hall Of Famer Troy Aikman.
>>15081952253% winrate is how much you need to beat the vig (juice). 55% is what you need for good ROI. Let's analyze the game in picrel.The spread is how many points a team will win or lose by. So we have >Chargers -3.5>Raiders +3.5This means that the Chargers need to win by 4 or more points to win the bet. (the .5 is there to prevent a push). The numbers you see below that>-105>-115This means that if you take Chargers -3.5, then you would need to bet $105 to win $100 (and yes, you get your initial stake back as well). If you take Raiders, you need to bet $115 to win $100.The reason you need to hit at 53% is to overcome that $5 or $15 tax the bookie is giving you to broker the wager.You could also do moneyline. This means that you're just picking a straight up winner.>Chargers -190 means bet $190 to win $100>Raiders +160 means bet $100 to win $160.>>150819473You're on it
>>150819655Kek, kekaroo even
>>150819414The NFL would NEVER help the Browns after giving Watson a garunteed contract. That pissed the owners off way too much.
>>150819650>The guy on the leftholy fuck sometimes i forget you really are just the guy that cleans up after the princes shit on the imported only fans models.
>>150819655>joe turftoe
>>150819661Did we ever find out what killed Irsay? Did he OD?
>>150819668sorry forgot the picrel
>>150819655And there it is
Joe Burr-ACK
>>150819681This is EXACTLY the sort of game the Chargers would lose and have their season derailed by after a promising start. I know that team too well at this point.
>>150819679He had 2 overdoses and was taking Ketamine on prescription
>>150819658And now Dan Marino is a punchlineNot unlike Lameme
>>150819655No reason in Current Year we still have turf no excuses it ruins sports. D:
>>150819655It's toever
>>150819695You can get a prescription for ketamine?
>>150819685He was screwed from the beginning. Imagine if he had Sewell Amon-Ra St. Brown
I have some ketamine in my lab, I could give you some. We use it on the mice.
>>150819644The Giants made a deal with the devil to win the owl in the 2011 season. In exchange for the owl they ruined the franchise and started the chain of events that led to the BLM shit in football.
>>150819628Kind of hate this retarded monkey. Why can't he be a nice, respectful young white man like Amon-Ra?
>>150819701When you have that much money you can get whatever tf you want
>>150819701neigh
>>150819701>Yes, ketamine can be prescribed by a licensed medical professional, typically for anesthesia, treatment-resistant depression, and certain types of chronic pain. It is a Schedule III controlled substance due to its potential for abuse and dependence, so its use is carefully regulated. He's rich, I'm sure it was easy to get it
>baker mayfield vs nick chubb with dan orlovsky and louis riddick in the booth while the browns are 0-2i think a couple additional hours of sleep is more preferable, see you guys for chorgers-raiders
>>150819583No one’s ever denied that Lameme is an elite statpadderYou’ll disappear in January just like your QB
>>150819716Bleh. It still takes up a quarter of the stadium in M&T|Ravens its gross
>>150819414You don't think somebody mentioned to ownership the possibility of Watson getting injured longterm? Or just, y'know, coming up with a pretext not to play? They knew the risks very well and still decided to set that awful, awful precedent. Refusing to bail the Browns out is the right thing to do
>>150819707nothing would change. the offense he wants to run is hell for his oline and he never gives up on plays
>>150819569>Yeah but just because they hit at 57% doesn't mean you won't have a long stretch where they don't hit.The trends that you want to find are longterm trends. Multiple decades. If you hit 55%, then you will be losing 45% and you have to be okay with that. You have to stick to the system or it doesn't work. This is longterm betting strategy. Not get rich quick. And yes, there will be bad stretches. I went 3-5 yesterday, but I'm still at 59% since Sept 1.You have to be able to handle the losses without emotion. This is why you need a unit system (2% of bankroll), so that you're not over-leveraging yourself (similar to buying stocks).
That's a touchdown nigga
>>150819735S'long as steelers lose I dun mind browns winning until they go to Maryland. :@
>>150819747I could have been greedy, say, take Creed Humphrey in the second round
>>150819544One of the few based things the Saints ever did was that surprise onside kick in the Owl
>>150819606I get very befuddled when I see people still rating the Bengals as if the window didn't slam shut the millisecond Glass Joe Reddit got the bag.Is paying 3 players a third of the salary cap supposed to make the team better or something? I don't get it.
>>150819499i want tall white women to pin me down and fuck me against my will while they constantly call me racist names. is this too much to ask for?
>>150819526That's not a chick with a dick, that's a dude with tits Erin
Burrow is gonna have so much stinky gay sex with Kid Cudi now
>>150819779Cool broSee you next week when the Bengals go 3-0
what the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>150819799what in the israel?
>>150819799>(((getzenberg)))They're going to try to claim Josh Allen now, aren't they? Or is his nose a sacrifice to Saturn?
>>150819631Queen of Refball
>>150819799Oi vey he's now Josiah Allenstein
Fuck you antisemites
>>150819823he literally married a jew, had a jewish wedding, and their kids will be jewish
Oy Vey it's anudda shoah!
>>150819823>>150819825>>150819841they just can't have a strong black man in the nfl holy hell
>>150819799It's a lot like 9/11 when you think about it. Bin Laden punched the US two times in the nose and once in the Pentagon but it only made us stronger. They may have bloodied our nose but we responded by starving their children.
>>150819841A Chuppa right? I dun remember :3
>>150819841>>150819799Wait so Allen is some surname Jew paid to change into?
>>150819251Saggy tits
>>150819796Enjoy winning your super bowl against an injured vikes team lil bro
>>150819888I will
>>150819526>When they are in doggy position your dick doesn't align up with theirs.huh..
>>150819907stop supporting the bengals. theyre destroying burrow with o-line malpractice
>>150819914Dono't be a bigot please.
Who's the whiter black qb, Russ or Josh? Josh likes marvel movies but Russ likes watching black guys fuck his wife.
>>150819935Mahomes.
>>150819935Josh?
>>150819932Burrow does it to himself.
>>150819935Baker.
>>150819949Allen. We refer to black qbs by their 1st name like Randall, Lamar, Cam, etc.
>>150819932>stop supporting your teamNo. I'm not a fairweather faggot like the black people who pretend to care about the Ravens.
>>150819445>kinda stinky down there>kinda stinky down there>kinda stinky down there>kinda stinky down there>really stinky down there>kinda stinky down there>oh god did something die in here!?!>kinda stinky down there
>>150819935Hurts
>>150819960the bengals havent had a good o-line since 2015. The best line burrow had with the bengals ended up ranked 27th
>>150819932You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
>>150818819This is cultural appropriation and is NOT ok>>150819418>tattoos Disgusting
>>150819960this seems like an indictment on PFF grading more than anything
>>150819945>>150819985>last nameBoth are white
>>150819976>We
>>150819990Hot bod, beat face
>>150819979your team is destroying the best chance you have at a title just so they can penny pinch and save 5 million
>>150820005Post a picture of your wife
jake browning is going to lose to a terrible vikings team
Dan Campbell going for it on 4th and goal when the lions were already up by like 20+ was a mortal kombat finisher and I fucking love it
>>150820022Sorry she's all mine. You'll have to jerk off to the butterface.
>>150819997it's not just PFF. Browning gets pressured and sacked at a lower rate, his pressure/sack ratio is better and his time to pressure is higher. The OL isn't just choosing to play better in front of Browning.
>>150820005Okay but what about the chick?
>>1508200330% chance
>>150818794to be fair everyone in the nfl is on roids and the only time i've fucked a tranny has been during one of my cycles
>>150820010Yeah I hate it and I want a new owner. But I will not stop being a Bengals fan until they move.
>>150820046Browning doesnt audible out of Zacs calls like burrow does. But browning was pressured 30% which is still bad
>>150820033
>>150820043That's what I thought
>>150820055Being a fan is not supporting them when they're maliciously awful. It's one thing to stand with a team when they go 3-14, it's another entirely when they've spent decades being shit on purpose
>>150820055the owner is the team, bro. youre supporting mike brown and the blackburn family
>>150819005>based, fuck fairweathersborn a bungles fan...will die a bungles fan. but doesn't everyone have a second, other conference team they root for when your team is done and out? playoffs are boring otherwise. Go Giants (once Cincy is done for the year)
>>150820067thats why I said burrow does it to himself.
>>150820090It's the same thingNow fuck off and go cheer for your Queefs, they've still got a season or two left before you move on to your next bandwagon
>>150820073>he's always leaning in morekek
>>150820090>>150820091>NOOO STOP WATCHING YOUR TEAM no
How the FUCK is he still employed an starting
>>150820090o-line has been their number 1 issue for almost a decade, specifically the guard spots, and they treat like the 5th priority every fucking season. They admitted they dont believe in over paying for guards
>>150820073You thought you'd have to jerk off to a butterface? You do know there are lots of pictures of pretty girls on line.
>>150820106apparently they did it to *check notes* make you mad at an nfl level
>>150820116>cheating on your wife with pornbruh wtf
>>150820096Grew up a redskins|detroit fan in 80s and 90s because of my dad, desu. Meow i'm a ravens fan
>>150820099but browning still had a 30% pressure rate. Still bad. Burrow had a 44% rate. BOTH sub par. Its a bad o-line
>>150820091>I don't give a shit if it's worth a hundred million. My Dad's name stays on the building. Fuck you>Indoor practice facility? Ever hear of the Freezer Bowl? This is an advantage, get out there and play fucking pussies. I'll buy you some kerosene heaters, best I can do>GUARANTEED MONEY? I'm supposed to pay some nigger to sit in a jail cell? How about noHe's based
>>150820131Watching porn isn't cheating (if you are a man, a married woman watching porn is 100% cheating).
>>150819995>noooooo! The heckin tatterinos aren't traderino!
>>150818807Hargrave is totally ass at run defense>t. 49ers fan
>>150819362My beautiful and talented wife is so passionate about the important things
>>150820150some of its based admittedly. But when the super bowl window is open, you make compromises
>>150820151Nah man unless you're watching it with her or her knowledge its fucked up I'm sorry, you're supposed to bust nuts in here not to pornhub.
>>150820104 Keep giving Mike Brown money and power, surely he'll learn his lesson like the Halas family, or the Haslam's, or the Khan family, or the Rooney's, or the Davis family etc. take it from me, a fan of a team that bullied it's owner into selling the team after destroying it
>>150820171Cuck mentality. Asking your wife if you can watch porn makes you a woman.
>>150820118>*check notes*
>>150820100 >Being a fan of the 2020 Eagles is the same as being a fan of the Cleveland browns
>>150820197Nah I'm not saying it like that, it is just if you're marrying (which is a religious ceremony) you're bonding with them they should be "good enough" to beat off to at the very least so unless you guys are cool with it or you're watching it with them it is lame, if you don't get that I'm sorry you're degenerate.
>>150820212It worked I see
>>150819960actually makes sense. burreux literally thinks hes the 2nd coming of montana and since he's been coddled with the best receiving duo in the league his whole NFL career and the best collegiate receiving core of ALL TIME he always thinks he can and should be the hero and get it to his guys no matter what how bad the play is breaking down. the backup just wants to play on schedule and throw it to the guy his quarterback coach told him to.joe reddit's oline isn't good enough for the style of play he wants to employ, but its also his fault for never adapting.
>>150820214>>150820214You're only right because you decided to use the Browns as your example
>>150820250>but its also his fault for never adapting.zac taylor is most likely a pushover
>>150820264Mike Brown wouldn't hire anything else
>>150820250#cause racism
Remember Temujin is a woman!
>>150820171Can't watch pornhub in my state lmao
>>150820292...and my wife!
pornhub? its all about eporner
>>150820299What pro-Israel shithole state do you live in?
>>150820091>the owner is the team, bro. youre supporting mike brown and the blackburn family>stream illegally every sunday, dont buy tickets, dont buy merch. will piss on his grave one day. but still...Who Dey?
I goon to memories of sex
>>150820318>He thinks NOT watching porn is pro-JewishRetard
>>150820248>muh dead kike on a stickShouldn't you be kissing black men's feet church boy?
>>150820318Great glorious state of in Diana
>>150820318Literally every state is pro-Israel
>>150820341Fr
New thread >>150676498>>150676498>>150676498
>>150820164Which he did, at least on the first two points. But he held out for a highly respectable amount of time and, despite the razzing they take here, Cincinnati has a real playoff team under Taylor for the first time since the 1980s
>>150819163>The Browns discarded their former #1 overall pick so they could offer Watson the most guaranteed money in NFL history >he played part of one season before being given up on as a wash due to a combination of injuries, rust, laziness and the fact that he was PR nightmare because he liked to coerce masseurs into fingering his assholeI still cant believe this is a real thing that actually happened
>>150820350This is still funny.
>>150820351the compromise of overpaying for guards. He still refused to do that
>>150820150>He's basedking fucking nepo baby. spends the least since he's got 'revenue sharing' welfare. and the only based thing he ever did, not changing the stadium named after his dad...guess what?
>>150819206I could be a punter
>>150820408Fr
>>150820408I am a punter. And an alcoholic.
Literally crying and shaking rn
>>150820350>week 2>it's still up
>goof is completely 80% of his passes>goof completed 72% of his passes last seasonI'm so proud of my white boy Goof
>>150820368I can things were going too well for the Browns which is illegal and requires divine interventionThe factory must stay running
>>150820378Again, shitposting aside, I don't think that's fair. Orlando Brown Jr., Ted Karras, Amarius Mims. They're trying, it just hasn't worked out yet
>>150820471
>>150820299kek yeah florida doesn't like that shit either which is super hilarious given the owners
>>150820466It'll be okay JJ. Just use these few weeks to meditate on not being shit at football.
>>150820478and you ignored the guards kek just like mike
>>150820386Mike Brown doesn't owe you an apology for being born rich
>>150820339Good job missing the point of the post (marriage is a religious ceremony, if you're not getting married to a woman you would get a "civil union" if you're going to get married, be married) but I get you wouldn't understand that being a degenerate predator. My connection to God requires 0 book or temple controlled by man. The only man who held sway over me died many years ago.
>>150820491We wuz supposed to finally not be fucked. WE wuz supposed to win for once.
>>150820498Admittedly there is room for improvement in those two spots
>instead of one perfectly timed start we get one that starts too early and one that starts too latefire whoever came up with this shit
>>150820510yes and my point is its been a problem since 2016. Alex Cappa for 2022 was the only time it was decent, but volson was on the other side SHITTING it up
im not posting in that racist thread.
>>150820500>Mike Brown doesn't owe you an apology for being born richdidn't ask for one..just pointing out he is infact a nepobaby. that not true? or you just 'born on third' as well and feel like a fraud?
>>150820350still made me laugh.
>>150820484
If Carson Wentz does well, do you bench your 1st round pick prodigy young QB?
>>150820527Fuckin' hated seeing Cappa go. Terrible move
>>150820443Hi matt
>>150820508You were going to start JJ McCarthy at QB and you honestly expected to not be shit?
>>150820561cappa fell off after his week 18 injury against baltimore. Turned into a shitter as bad as volson
>>150820584Absolutely. Look at all the games he's won before then.
>>150820484>Always insanely good or complete dogshitEither way entertainingBased goof
>>150820559They benched him anyway.
>>150820555Checked and kekked
JJ McSharty is the worst QB of his first round class. Keky
>>150820601I mean after the point of recovery.
>>150820596You mean the Michigan defense and rbs won? Even Michigan fans on /sp/ the year they won the natty were saying he was a 3-5th round pick.
>>150819445>first 4 girls all 5'2" >>all differnt heightsnigga what? also claiming Gaga
>>150820559Nah Wince is too much of a heroballing retard even if he does well you already know it's not sustainable
>>150820506Hey now, we don't tease people about their assburgers here
>>150820665Yeah "we" do.
>>150820622Yeah, remember that stretch where Mahomes made 5 consecutive super bowls? Because I sure as fuck don't
>>150820634>>150820652I just can't take it anymore bros.
>>150820671Oh
>>150820714>>150820714>>150820714>>150820714
>>150820717I love you fellow asspie bro
>>150820695>>150820717fraid so>>150820730fraid no
>>150820730Anon, I...
>>150818956Pffft. I'm a bears fan. I've been watching them suck for over 40 years. That's longer than your shitty panthers have even existed. Your meme is meaningless to me.
>>150819219How long til Tay gets the ick?
