>Tuesday 16th September17:45 Athletic Bilbao v Arsenal20:00 Tottenham Hotspur v Villarreal>Wednesday 17th September20:00 Bayern Munich v Chelsea20:00 Liverpool v Atlético Madrid>Thursday 18th September 202520:00 Manchester City v Napoli20:00 Newcastle United v Barcelona
https://x.com/AmorimEra_/status/1967677575779815890?t=3DNOzvokSaCLrlrv8GdiXA&s=19>that 'Rasmus' pronounciation
CL has games at quarter to 6 now? Is that an advantage or disadvantage
yall see the news about international breaks next year>Starting next year, there will instead be an increased September break, with no October break and a regular November break.wish they had extended the october break and scrapped september. gonna be brutal next year watching 3 PL games then having 3 weeks off
>>150819180Just have it at the start of the season and time the transfer window for the first league game
>>150819091>17:45 Athletic Bilbao v Arsenal0-3>20:00 Tottenham Hotspur v Villarreal2-1>20:00 Bayern Munich v Chelsea3-1>20:00 Liverpool v Atlético Madrid1-0 (95+5 (P))>20:00 Manchester City v Napoli1-1>20:00 Newcastle United v Barcelona1-2
Amorim is based. He's baiting the board into sacking him and they won't do it. Such a hilarious situation. This club is the gift that keeps on giving. You think it can't get any lower but then it keeps happening.
>>150819269yeah i always kinda thought they should just do all the qualifying games in one period, i guess it'd take like a month or two, then smooth sailing club football the rest of the way, but they probably don't make as much money that way or whatever
wirtz has to be the single worst german league import ive ever seen in my life, cunt makes timo werner look like prime berbatov
>Meanwhile wirtz
>>150819386>who is Mustafi
It's embarrassing enough that Slotto is a chequebook manager, but it's even worse that he's a *bad* chequebook manager.
>>150819295The man wants to be sacked! Why won't they sack him??
>>150819955apparently some portuguese club is going to come in for him which would let him leave amicably
>>150819955Jim didnt sack 10,000 dinnerladies just to give some cunt fresh off the boat a fat severance package, he's going to shake him in to quitting like the lazy Johnny foreigner deserves
004LIL UZI WIRTZ
By the end, Amorim will be playing Maguire as a starting striker, and putting Mainoo in goal. Just anything he can think of to get the sack. But it will still be>INEOS fully backs Amorim
>>150819808>still spreading this meme when he won the league in his debut season without starting any new signings
>>150820655>Won a weak league>With Klopp's team>On the upcycle>With maximum refball>Still managed less points than Arsenal did in the two seasons before it
>>150821711Wirtz would have missed that btw
>>150820226Kek
realistically how many years until manure fully loses its big club status and goes to real shit
>>150824304Its 5am in Italy
>>150825289we have to suffer m8
>>150825289Bring him back
>>150819180Think they should have them more often but just one game each time
>>150819955It's who we are mate
>>150825289This is massively boosted by his statpadding against norwegian fishermen. Amorim’s win rate against English teams is 25%Most of which (5 out of 9 games) is against championship teams. Leicester twice. One being pic related
>>150819091>Bayern Munich v Chelsea>Barcelona v Newcastle It's over epl bros
>>150819955Sir Jim is waiting for the mighty Benfica to buy his contract
>>150827092And the Coventry semi final. Disgraceful game.
>>150827111Amorim wasn't in charge then.
>>150827111The Disgrace of Coventry counts under 10 Hag’s stats; Amorim’s record in domestic cups actually looks pretty close now that i put it down:>knocked out of league cup by spurs>beat arsenal on pens (lmao)>scam past leicester with last minute offside goal>lose to fulham on pens>lose to grimsby on pens
ole fresh from his besiktas stint surely cant do worse?
>Manchester United legend Paul Scholes believes the club messed up badly with their summer transfer strategy and lack the quality needed to fit manager Ruben Amorim's controversial 3-4-3 system.>The Old Trafford side have made their poorest start to a league season since 1992-93 with four points from the opening four games.>United's internal analysis concluded they would get greater improvement for their investment if they targeted the forward positions over the summer.>But despite spending £200m on Matheus Cunha, Bryan Mbeumo and Benjamin Sesko, so far they have only scored four Premier League goals - two of which were own goals.>Despite the growing external unease around Amorim, not helped by United's 3-0 derby defeat by Manchester City on Sunday, senior officials remain fully supportive of the Portuguese.>As was the case after last month's shock Carabao Cup exit at League Two Grimsby, they remain convinced Amorim is the right man to restore the club's fortunes and prefer to look at the long-term picture rather than be swayed by current results.LMAO
luke shaw was there when ten hag was aroundluke shaw was there when mourinho was aroundluke shaw was there when ole was aroundluke shaw was there when rangnick was aroundluke shaw was there when ten hag was aroundluke shaw was there when amorim was aroundinsane how long this dude has last and since no one is buying his 150kpw ass, he'll be there until 2 more years, outlasting possibly amorim and maybe even 1-2 more new managers.
>>150827262And he's shit
>>150819682world cup winner mustafi?
>>150827094Chelsea will beat Bayern 2-1Newcastle will lose 3-1
>>150827262Luke Shaw was there when van Gaal started. World record transfer fee for a teenager. Man U then broke their own record again by signing Martial (lol) a year laterThey were trying to build for the future, every Football Manager game around then would have had insane PA for Shaw and Martial so that they dominate football from 2015-2025Funny how things turn out
Did Mark Goldbridge cynically adopt a Manchester United fandom because he likes to play the algorithm and he knows they have the largest fanbase and would give him the most views?
>>150827326Oh damn that's what I wanted to type from the start somehow it's ten hag
>>150827350You mistook the bald dutch fraud for the haired dutch fraudI maintain that if utd had stuck with van gaal, or mourinho, or moyes, or ole, they would at least be a solid 7th place team by now
>>150827341why would the man who cynically adopted the pseudonym Mark Goldbridge do such a thing?
The only way the /mug/ era can get better is if Amorim gets fired in January and they bring in Gareth Southgate who does even worse
>>150819116Was just about to post thishttps://x.com/rapscorsese/status/1967670787483316309We've got the actual man united manager joining twitter spaces using a burner talking about his owners and transfers to social media fans
Was that actually Amorim? Surely he ain't that dumb.
>>150827746probably not but the "fake" elon musk soundalike going around talking about how great elon is turned out to be really him so its happened before
>>150819160they've had those for several years. it is better to play at that time because you can fly home that night and sleep in your own bed at a decent time and turn up your training facility the next morning.
>>150828017so true
>>150828017Is there a Fall Guys collab with the CL? Or is this just random?
>>150828033its just fan art
>>150828045Fair enough.
Wonder how far beyond United would be if there were fair rules across all clubs
Arsenal have the second-lowest XG from open play in the Premier League so far this season
>>1508281159 goals in the first 4 games proves xG doesn't mean anything
>>150828127>the average person is 5'10>but im 6ftokay AW
>>150828115Got posted and dismissed as Liverscum cope to deflect from talking about Wirtz yesterday
>>150828115They probably also have the most injuries so far. Forceful changes in the team usually have an effect on the quality of football being played.
>>150828115you have been posting this literally from the first week of the prem you boring cunt.it's not our fault the germans fleeced you off.
>The new owners must act quickly and decisively. If they do not, they will leave the support with no option but to actkek are these rangers ultras all talk, what are they going to do?
>>150828148>>150828149>>150828158Stay in your containment thread.
>Florian Wirtz on when he hopes to score his first goal for Liverpool: “It might take a few more games.”lmfaooooooo that's what you want to hear from such an expensive player
>>150828175I can't be contained.
People say Wirtz is a £100m flop but I don't think that's fair He cost £116m
Carlos Noom Quomah Baleba
>>150828148How's the job search going mate?
>>150828177lol did he actually say that?
What's everyone watching for the 8pm game? Spurs Villareal might be a bit of a slurper, might go for Halal v Prison FC
Next permanent yanited manager before new years eve odds:>Oliver Glasner: 7/2>Gareth southgate: 5/1>Mauricio Pochettino: 15/2>Zinedine Zidane: 15/2>Ole Gunnar Solksjaer: 15/2>Nuno: 15/2>Xavi: 9/1>Andoni Iraola: 12/1
>>150828186£116m is only the pro-Liverpool media number
>>150828186How much was Isak in the end? 120m? He's the PL record transfer now, right?
>>150828208Found it, he did, it was before the Burnley disasterclass as well https://twitter.com/AnfieldEdition/status/1965416387222143249
He's back. We're so back. Players rejoicing. Lefties seething.
>>150828264glasner is weird to me, if it was next summer the odds would make sense but i dont see him leaving palace in the next couple of months especially when they have basically done what he asked with guehi and that
>>150828298...Who is this?
>>150828297>>150828208>>150828177You gonna look on some job sites today mate? Not good for your mental health or your poor parents being sat on here obsessing over Wirtz for 16 hours a day
There is no defending Wirtz and it's on-topic so we get unhinged lashing-out instead You know it's genuinely making them seethe how fucking shite he is
>This does not slip lol! (He slipped haha, a banterous moment)>Istanbul>Crystanbul>Theatre of Dreams>Ole>Project Big Picture>European nights>Gegenpressing>Heavy Metal Football>AGUERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>Darwizzy>Starboy>Slobbo>Kloppo>Mentality monsters
>>150828309Chrissy Wilder
>>150828316Cope. Liverpool got scammed.
>>150828297dont think ive ever seen a player jlingz himself before thats hilariousi give it a month before the redshite pakis damnatio memoriae him
e-scouser liversissies are such strange individualsthey just WANT to be victims having a melty over a little bit of gentle banter about their expensive signing not starting wellwhat do they expect to be posted in /epl/ exactly
>>150828349Something that isn't literally the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over again.
>>150828360have you considered filtering posts out or doing something else
Mbappe, Bellingham, Rice, Neymar and Caicedo are the only 100m+ players who actually lived up to expectations
>>150828281Isak is the record PL transfer yeah £130m after add-ons (which is how every other club gets their transfer fees reported) Slot already said to not expect goals out of him so I'm not sure what they'll do with him, backup for Alisson?
>>150827262Luke Shaw has been the worst Manure player for ages, maybe ever. Despicable shitter.
I found out today that haaland has a baby that is almost a year old. That turbo autist is a father. Damn.
>>150828503Him and Maguire have been getting away with it because they bother when it comes to playing for England But Shaw's injury record is atrocious and clearly isn't completely legit, refusing to play through minor knocks or whatever. Mount's doing the same
>>150828377>Ekitike is playing well enough>Have to bench him for the other expensive player you bought this summer>Or put Ekitike on the wing where he won't perform>Or put Isak on the wing where he'll be angrySlot really is a genius when you think about it. Usually a manager will come in and have to make do with what they've got so they end up playing players out of position to try and get their "philosophy" or "preferred style of playing" "drilled" in. Slot has spent £500m to upset the apple cart and play players out of position instead. Just as well he has PGMOL to rescue him.
>>150828377Feels really weird to buy Isak for that much when Ekiteke had already hit the ground running but I guess they just wanted to be doubly sure that they had strikers because the striker market was looking awful. Was there any news on why Isak missed the game against Burnley btw? Is he injured already or is it because he didn't have a preseason with Liverpool?
you just know pissak is gonna flop bigly
>>150828360Problem there is anything not Slop Six / meme team gets completely ignored.
He just looks terminally soft, can't be like that in this league
>>150828631>116m for the german todd cantwell
>>150828372>Neymar>100m+ players who actually lived up to expectations>Neymar
>>150828829>Barcelona (2013–2017)Appearances: 186Goals: 105Assists: 76Total goal contributions: 181>PSG (2017–2023)Appearances: 173Goals: 118Assists: 79Total goal contributions: 197
>>150828264Why would they sack a three at the back manager just to employ another oneIraola is the obvious choice if they're not completely retarded, so it will be Southgate
>>150828829He was excellent for PSG wasn't he?>>150828372I thought Mbappe was a free transfer
>>150828631winning corners and advancing the play are bad things now?
>>150828927Neymar was excellent at both Barca and PSG. People overlook his contributions because of his lengthy injuries and his playboy lifestyle outside the sport but he was a seriously world class player in his prime with just under a goal contribution per game at Barca (0.97) and over at PSG (1.14). As for Mbappe he received a €150m signing on fee because of the free transfer. But that's basically the money they would've paid for his transfer.
@indykaila>We are going to break the biggest STORY for Manchester United. >The source is within #mufc. We were held back since Monday morning from breaking the story. >Please be ONLINE at 5pm. @ManUtd #mufc >FireworksAmorimbros...
>>150828856Makes me wonder how much Kane would have gotten if he had prime Messi and Suarez giving him tap ins in La Liga before moving to the only relevant UberEats™ team to statpad against cockle pickers.
>>150828995>We were held back since Monday morning from breaking the storyYesterday?
>>150828995>indy>man utd sourcesmake it a bit believable
I've noticed a giant reduction in emoji's used by Indy since I put him on notice, good to see his ego isn't so big that he can't change
>>150827243>freshHe was sacked for having terrible results with one of the biggest clubs in Turkey because he just isn’t a very good manager, when are people going to wake up and accept this? He seems like a pretty sweet guy honestly, but he is not a good football manager and never will be.
>>150828995>weFake it till you make it I guess
Bring back Big Ron
big fan of /epl/ pretending they werent twerking for amorim after xabi snubbed them
:)
>>150828995Left work early today, I’m so ready for this indie NUKEHope you guys have all had a good day in work / education / training
Floppian Wirtz was purchased by Liverpool Football Club for £130M Great British Pounds and has not registered a goal or assist in 4 games played.
>>150828965The thing I've heard people say about Neymar and PSG is that PSG signed him to win the CL and didn't so Neymar is a flop but that feels like such a ridiculous way to go about it. >As for Mbappe he received a €150m signing on feeOh damn, I knew he got a lot but I didn't realise it was that much.
>>150829287If you want, i can dig up my screenshots of redcafe posters ripping into Amorim when he was first linked with Liverpool (around the time he was rejected by Weet Ham)
haaland is a monster
>>150829289Has this always been a thing? Player of the Matchweek?
>>150829289I look like this
>>150829302That cant be true...
>>150829302What is Leverkusen's return policy?
>>150829302Wow they could have bought Cunha and Sesko for that money, instead of a midfielder. Imagine where they would be in the table then
>>150829330We need to be realistic here. We caught lightning in a bottle with Mo. Despite us being linked with big name and proven world class players every year none of them ever join us. We've obviously had world class players like Mo, Suarez, Xabi etc. But Mo was a flop at Chelsea so no one wanted him. Suarez was a punt because he was coming from the Eredivisie. No one wanted Xabi for some reason. Mo is the only one who stayed loyal. All of the others have jumped ship to what people would probably class as "bigger" clubs once people seen they weren't shit. They used us as a stepping stone. Suarez, Xabi, Torres, Owen, McManaman, Murphy, Baros, Coutinho, Can, and Wjinaldum, all left when a "big club" came in for them and the ones of those we signed who didn't come through our academy we only managed to sign because there was no competition for them from other clubs.This is all to say that our spine of Mo (31), VVD (32), and Alisson (31) are aging and I'm sorry but Mo and VVD haven't been at the level they should be for a club of our stature this season. That indicates to me that they're not the players they once were because they're aging. Alisson still has years left but Mo and VVD...who do you replace them with when FSG won't give any money and no one wants to join? We got publicly snubbed by Caicedo for fucking Chelsea. That's one of the lowest points I've experienced of being a Reds fan.Kloppo knows this too and that's why he's leaving. He knows he can't get anyone of the same calibre as prime Mo and prime VVD. That's before you even get into having to build a whole new midfield with no money! He's jumping ship too because he knows he can't compete anymore and doesn't want to tarnish his reputation.FFS we can't even attract a MANAGER! Amorim, RDZ, Thomas Frank, and Xabi have all snubbed us. We're finished I think.Call me what you like but you can't say I'm not realistic because every word I've just typed is 100% true.
I thought CL was twice a week, evidently it's three times
but can they do it on a cold, snowy night in bodø
>>150829302Shit club buys a shit player. Sounds right.
>>150829271This.
>Woltemade "My friends are here with me, so I get a lot of support. One of them is even moving in with me permanently. We're very good friends and have always joked that if I ever move abroad, we'll go there together. Neither of us has a girlfriend, so we're pretty free in that regard." what did he mean by this?
>>150829390Nein refunden
>>150829456all that time against burnley to break them down and they needed a hand ball not a good sign
>>150829411im happy they made it to the CL, very wholesome sidealso funny that us (spurs) are going there again so sooni think bodo beat city in january to be quite honest with you, they wont be up for it in the group stages
>>1508295741 point a game should keep them up
>>150829544FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
CL is baaaaack bois, what we watching tonight ?Reckon I’ll go with Arsenal, Spuds and Real simulcast.
>>150828888>Iraolaleave him alone
>bring back LVG as Director of Football>bring back Mou as manager>let them cookCould this fix Manure?
>>150829797they needed to sell Bruno, he's good but also can suck the life out of a team (missed penalty the most clear example)
Wirtz has 5 preassists this season
>>150829816he's the straw that stirs the drink
>>150829851Kek
>>150829851reckon this chap should work on running behind the ball first
>>150829679>onside trap
>>150829456>Time played against 10 men Probably has the same showing
So which game are we watching today?
Will liverpool be like real madrid in 2021/22 where they play like shit but still win everything?Or will their luck run out the moment they face a decent team? I believe arsenal couldnt beat them because slotball isnt countered by arteta's terroristball. So what could it be?
Chelsea are /our guys/
>>150830181sharteta played for a draw for some reason. this side is all hype and marketing, i reckon any side in the league could take them. the slip'll be on before december imo
>>150830181Arsenal couldn't beat them because they were missing Saka, Ødegaard and Saliba while Liverpool played their best team. Take Salah, Mac Allister and Van Dijk from Liverpool and I bet Arsenal would have a high chance of winning.
>>150830337Would be funny is moyes was the one who delivered their first loss thoughBut without branthwaite everton might struggle
>>150830260why are they so obsessed with spurssad really
>>150830375Moyes' record against the God Six is absolutely terrible.
>>150829239If you notice the majority of United managers since SAF have been dogshit and they only look partway decent because the refs carry them. The second that refball drops they get exposed and sacked.
>>150830459Yeah. The real reason why Man Utd dropped off is the introduction of VAR. It is harder to cheat (not impossible though)
>>150828995https://x.com/indykaila/status/1967981914783932632Exclusive ▪Secert operation called ‘International reset’ in play ▪Senior players expecting the sack news According to our sources that @ManUtd have secret plans to sack Ruben Amorim in the October international break or if the results don’t improve dr𝐚stic𝐚lly. There 𝐚re even secret documents outlining the next steps once that decision is made. It seems like certain senior players are already anticipating his exit, which adds a layer of tension to the squad.As exclusively revealed by us already, the club has a shortlist ready with names like Oliver Glasner and Andoni Iraola. The tensions are at boiling point in the boardroom.>Cunt can't even spell "Secret".
>>1508308152 more weeks trust the plan
>>150830155Close enough
>>150830880retarded at least look at what the red was
>>150830900This is cope beyond words. So, so sad. I'll pray for you.
>>150830926watch the spurs one and tell me those minutes with 10 men werent justified https://youtu.be/TUp9-zjHCaE?t=87you are the one coping if you say otherwise no idea about the others cba to check
>>150830958Justified or not they played against 10 men for 42 minutes which is the whole point. You don't need to get upset, CK. Those clubs listed are the only ones who've played against 10 men this season. Including clubs with 0 minutes would have been ruddy well redundant.
>>150830999it literally claims that it makes them darlings are you stupid?
>>150831014Tottenham aren't even first (a phrase I'm sure you've heard many times LOL) so I'm not sure why you're crying.
>>150831037think youre just low iq honestly consider this your last pity (You)
>>150831058we don't sign our posts here
>>150831531this is telling
fuck me arsenal have to be the most boring cunting team in the world
how many for TRENT™ today?
>>15083168960 minutes kek
Yeah arsenal are winning the CL
>At his pre-match news conference Slot pointed out that Liverpool's unprecedented spending was offset by more than £250m recouped in sales, having spent just £10m the previous summer.>"There is so much focus on our new signings, especially from pundits that favour some other clubs in the country that cannot stop talking about £450m," Slot said. "I repeat, £450m, £450m! But they forget about [nearly] £300m that we have sold [players] for. So, yes, if we want to strengthen the squad we need to spend that much money."Fucking lol. Literally going full>muh net spend
>Slot had said to Sky Sports: "As everybody knew, he didn’t have any team training at Newcastle, then went to the national team [and] only played there for 15 to 20 minutes">"We think, with a week where we play three games in seven days, this is the best lead-up for him to be available against Atletico Madrid">"Without a preseason and limited training at his previous club, also his recent underlying asthma diagnosis, we have to gradually bring him into the team"
>>150832573>underlying asthma diagnosisfunny how so many top athletes mysteriously have asthma...
>>150832573liverpool love an inhaler
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZDEA-pl8NkE?si=MXaroo8NatPFk1vK Mark Goldbridge is about to bum a man in a bedroom live on stream
Tottenham are the surprise team of the season
looking for the spurs game and lo and behold Brentford is playing villa without telling a soul
>>150832841>Mark Goldbridge is about tocouldn't care less what this twat is up to
>>150832897Got a response out of you though didn’t it
just say the trooth, he's a really good manager.
>>150832951Kuwait until the end of the season when he wins fuck all yet again
>>150832979:/he VILL win the treble and you VILL like it, yookay(get it)?
screaming
just found out there's no goals show anymoreabsolute woke nonsense
>>150833220why would there be something that doesn't show goals?
Why was the FBI director fired wearing a Liverpool tie? How deep does the scouse mafia conspiracy go?
>>150833261most things don't show goals
genuinely, what's wrong with him?
rate my cock
>>150833261yes yes very funny but now I have to flick through all the matches like some sort of cavemangame's GONE
>>150832951>Bilbao's entire squad was assembled for just £46.1 million
>indian>liverpoo customer
>>150833164Well this is awkward
>>150834250>>150833306Our club should distance itself from this fascist clown
>>150832842>18 shots between both sides>1 shot on target in total>only goal is an own goal>in the 4th minuteThe fuck is happening in that game?
>Benfica losing to a carrier bagSurely Amorim wouldn't abandon ship for those losers! Stay forever Ruben <3
>>150834803>the city of Bruno Lage
>>150819270>>17:45 Athletic Bilbao v Arsenal>0-3>>20:00 Tottenham Hotspur v Villarreal>2-1not bad predictions so far
LLOYDKELLYLLOYDKELLYLLOYDKELLY
>>150835079>bench player in england>phenomeno in shitaly
3' for TRENT™ kwab
>brentford villa are taking penalties in league cup
>palace millwall are taking penalties
This image is so funny LOL. Is English media forced to asslick Liverpool? Is it because they are afraid of their fans going on a murder/suicide rampage again?
APOLOGISE
>>150835220and brentford won
>>150835269was about to praise kelleher but it doesn't look like he played
>>150835252scouse sports is infamously and openly biased towards liverpool, its because the vast majority of pundits are ex-liverpool players
>>150835237and palace won
>>150835274>>150835300>exact same penaltieswhat the fuck
the match winning goal for spurs against villarreal if you missed it
>>150835421>black keepers
>>150835472I have in my logs dave saying something to the effect "black people can't be keepers because their takers" which I hope resulted in a three day ban
Shitspur having to rely on own goals to win at home against shitters. Frank won't be in a job come January.
>>150835421corridor of uncertainty chads can't stop winning
>>150835558seething
>>150835558another clean sheet and 3 points think ill take that one ;)
>>150835558youre just mad about partey getting booed AWwant to do your little MRA redpill routine again?
>>150835558No serious spurs fan thinks that was a good performance.
>they thought they could make it without me
>>150835421And that was the only thing worth of note in that game apparently.
Real looked like they were buzzing the three minutes Trent was out there
>>150835673it was a scrappy game lots of cards and fouls not amazing football by any means but entertaining enough
>>150835707you're wasting your time, he's not someone who watches the ebbs and flows of a match, doesn't appreciate the story unfolding before him, a simple webm will suffice though
Gayest post I've ever seen ^
>>150835707Hopefully they actually show those in the highlights. I could only see the last half of the Dortmund game, which honestly was more than enough. That was a wild match.
>>150835746if you dont understand the references just stay quiet no need to embarrass yourself
>>150835746that's not how you use an accent circonflexe pal, maybe get your tête examines hehe
cant be arsed to edit it down and take out the audio but wtf was this miss lmaohttps://x.com/SkyFootball/status/1968057362670887100
>>150836094>that grass flying upDone a Beckham v Turkey
Uh oh tranny alert
love how you can immediately tell when the liverpool paki gets on
>>150836094>15m for the french shola ameobi
>>150836186>sperg """humour"""
>>150832061Try 4 hahahaKWABNo refunds btw>>150832536Net spend is a fairly key metric though
>>150836304>Net spend is a fairly key metric thoughIs it fuck, it's absolute cope.
Man utd top goalscorers so far:>own goal - 2>bryan mbeumo - 2>bruno fernandes - 1>harry maguire - 1
>>150836341This. If you sold all of your senior side for $1B, it would matter if you bought 2 players for $150m combined. Losing valuable players doesn't change anything about your team.
>>150836341>using proceeds from sales to fund purchases is absolute cope according to ABLs
>>150836415>bruno fernandes - 1 (P)feel this is important context
>>150836626I think the problem is that Kloppo (presumably with help from "the gang") sold absolute dogshit using an FSG FFP workaround and Liverpool customers and pundits (ex-Liverpool players) acted like he had just sold off the 2010 Barca squad only to replace them with the threepeat Madrid squad at a fraction of the cost. In reality he sold off Port Vale tier players and broke transfer records to sign replacements.
>>150836890But net spend accounts for that still
>>150836922But it still means absolutely nothing. The only people who give a crud about net spend are the club owners and professional cope artists.
>>150836922Doesn't really have the same effect when it's the most successful club in English football bleating on about it as if they're the size of Luton.
>>150836890i don't really remember pundits acting like klopp sold off the 2010 barca squad. he did sell some shitters for good money though. i mean the whole "net spend" narrative with klopp revolves almost entirely around coutinho and how that more or less offset the purchases of van dijk and alisson
>>150836415Wirtz outscored by fucking Harry Maguire is the take away from this
>Manchester United would have to pay Ruben Amorim £12million if they sack the Portuguese coach within the first year of his contract at Old Trafford.>The United hierarchy continue to back Amorim and are refusing to panic despite the club’s worst start to a league season in 33 years.>United appointed Amorim on November 1 last year on a two-and-a-half-year deal worth £6.5m-a-season with the option of a 12-month extension, after agreeing to pay Sporting Lisbon £9.2m to buy him out of his contract in Portugal.>It’s understood that the 40-year-old would pocket £12m if he is axed before his first anniversary in the job, which is in less than seven weeks’ time.https://archive.is/ZXuWN#selection-1171.0-1185.150what a clause in his contract, explains a lot. amorin is a genius
Just seen Spud's CL draw, they're going to fluke their way to the knockouts aren't they?
>>150837154i posted a thread or two ago, it's the perfect gig. go there, clubs a disaster, get sacked and make a fuck ton of money, most people probably won't judge you too harshly cause the clubs a disaster, move to a better club and continue your careerand in the off chance you succeed you're a herowin win
>>150837026>he did sell some shitters for good money thoughYou now remember Brewster and baiting Sheff united with a sell on clause.
>>150837204that was a classic. ibe for 20m or whatever he was back then was good money too. and solanke for around that too back then felt like robbery, although solanke did end up having a good career so i guess i shouldn't call him a shitter
>>150837171its not bad yeah feels doable if the squad is managed well and injuries are avoided if you take the coefficient seriously arsenal got the best in england and newcastle by far the worst
There's something about Arsenal that simply attracts minorities, and I don't just think it's because of ethnic role models, all teams have black players. Arsenal down the years have been more iconic than most though with the likes of Ian Wright and Thierry Henry but I think it's more to do with the culture of Arsenal.Most of the other London clubs are more tribal, Arsenal have always been generic and have always in my time watching football had the most lifeless, passionless fans in English football, even in the height of football passion in the late 80's they were winning the odd title and it still got the name the Highbury library. This made Arsenal an attractive proposition for Indian, black and muslim supporters because of the nature of the club, the placid way of the support, and the upper class profile of the fanbase comparatively speaking, I mean for fuck sake could you imagine someone with a turban sitting in the Chicken Run at West Ham in the late 80's?It's the nature of the club that is the reason for this, and now 90% of ethnics support Arsenal which is why I would suggest that they have double the fanbase of anyone else in London.
>>150837204>>150837240im bored. going back to 15/16 aka when klopp took over just looking at all transfers out to see what other steals they had (fees off wikipedia and im not including the extras so most of these are higher)i'm not necessarily saying all of these guys are shitters just moreso their fee seems high for either their skill level or where they were at in their career (like fabinho for 40m to saudi is nuts he was basically finished when they sold him)>16-17benteke 27m feels pretty crazy in hindsightibe 15m>17-18sakho 24m (funny how much his career got fucked over cause of that fake doping thing)coutinho 105m>18-19solanke 19mdanny ward 12.5m (lol)>20-21brewster 18m>23-24fabinho 40m>24-25van den berg 20mcarvalho 20m>25-26quansah 30mdiaz 60mnunez 46.2mben doak 20mactually less sold off for good amounts during the klopp era than i thought. as i said earlier coutinho was really the decisive transfer in the klopp era, as we all know.
>>150837371im bored. going back to 15/16 aka when klopp took over just looking at all transfers out to see what other steals they had (fees off wikipedia and im not including the extras so most of these are higher)i'm not necessarily saying all of these guys are shitters just moreso their fee seems high for either their skill level or where they were at in their career (like fabinho for 40m to saudi is nuts he was basically finished when they sold him)>16-17benteke 27m feels pretty crazy in hindsightibe 15m>17-18sakho 24m (funny how much his career got fucked over cause of that fake doping thing)coutinho 105m>18-19solanke 19mdanny ward 12.5m (lol)>20-21brewster 18m>23-24fabinho 40m>24-25van den berg 20mcarvalho 20m>25-26quansah 30mdiaz 60mnunez 46.2mben doak 20mactually less sold off for good amounts during the klopp era than i thought. as i said earlier coutinho was really the decisive transfer in the klopp era, as we all know.
>>150837446. There's something about Arsenal that simply attracts minorities, and I don't just think it's because of ethnic role models, all teams have black players. Arsenal down the years have been more iconic than most though with the likes of Ian Wright and Thierry Henry but I think it's more to do with the culture of Arsenal.Most of the other London clubs are more tribal, Arsenal have always been generic and have always in my time watching football had the most lifeless, passionless fans in English football, even in the height of football passion in the late 80's they were winning the odd title and it still got the name the Highbury library. This made Arsenal an attractive proposition for Indian, black and muslim supporters because of the nature of the club, the placid way of the support, and the upper class profile of the fanbase comparatively speaking, I mean for fuck sake could you imagine someone with a turban sitting in the Chicken Run at West Ham in the late 80's?It's the nature of the club that is the reason for this, and now 90% of ethnics support Arsenal which is why I would suggest that they have double the fanbase of anyone else in London.
>>150837457>>150837470new schizo copy pasting messages? cool. thanks dude for your contribution.
>>150837154Wasn't it established before the season even started that Manchester United had the most difficult opening fixtures? >Arsenal>City>Chelsea Can't see why anybody would be spazzing out about not winning those games with the state of the club.
>>150837837think the grimsby disaster, plus last year, help contribute to the amorim is doomed narrative
HE NICKED THAT ONE IN KASH PATTEELLLL HE WINS IT FOR DA REDS
>>150839390So this Kash Patel, he's a PGMOL employee of some kind?
>my team good >your team bad
>>150840374Jokes on you. I don't have a team.
You now remember Villarreal battering Arsenal
>>150829239In fairness Beşiktaş has been an absolute shitshow since they last won the title when he took the job I thought that was a bad idea then>>150830815>if the results don’t improve dr𝐚stic𝐚lly.You might as well sack him now and get it over with
trust me send luke shaw to arab and United will improve again
>>150840827Send the entire team barring the frontline to saudi Arabia firesale
is this the end of emery at villa
>>150841161Harvey Elliott in one start already has more goals than the rest of the team combined. They should tough it out until January and sign more Liverpool reserve players
>>150841243a rare adequate Ireland post
backs to the wall boys we've got a bender
>mouyes to benficanoooo you're supposed to take amorim
>>150841294his friend? jordan henderson
damn, at least my boy sancho didn't catch a flak
>>150841294>ja, ve like to play together, und we like to suck each other's German sausages together, so juicy hahaWhat did Volt 'em Harder, mean by this?
Wonder if sky will select this question kek
it's never your faultit's never your faaaaaaaaaultalways the victimsit's never your fault
>Arsenal second againKeeeeek
Not defending Amorim but how many managers will United burn through before people realize the club is just inherently a humiliation ritual
>leicester and nufc's legend ayoze perez scored 22 goals in spain last season
>>150841451that's 13 more than best player in the world Yamine Jamal
>>150841451perez was always good especially when we had rondon up front
>Man Utd would have to pay Ruben Amorim £12m if they sack him within the first year of his contractAmorich.
>>150841528He was shite the whole time he was at Newcastle and the moment he hit a purple patch the club cashed in.
Man United need Mourinho back.
>>150841373kek
>>150841294>delap>woltemadeWhat's going on?
>>150841587Mourinho inherited a 99 points turkish team in Fenerbahce and left it with FIFTEEN less points (2 matches fewer though). I love him but this is inexcuseable
>>150841605maybe the big strong Americans were right....
>man united fans are in the mud so much they pulled a Dan James compilation
>>150841422Union Saint-Gilloise chads we stay winning
>>150841575perez wasn't consistent but the last consistent player before him was demba ba, will never understand why perez still gets slated when it took years for people to turn on almiron, or revere gutierrez who had almiron levels of output
>Mourinho to BenficaWas hoping for some Mou to West Ham KINO
>bruno lage was sacked because of the loss from Qarabag in CL>still sixth in portuguese league while still having 1 more game to playuhhhh?? seems like it's rui costa being a total nutcase
>>150831689One look at them and you just know that they dance around like lil nas in the showers after a game
REEEEEEEEEEF YOU'RE A WANKER YOU'RE A WANKER
need to come forward ladsi unironically shilled for Bayindir prior to City game but my god dude's basic is so fucking shit. you get him 1v1 and he'll pull the same exact 'immediately dive to the ground, making himself small' move and any half-decent striker will just chip above him. just fuck off and get lammens some start immediately.
>>150841729>couldn't beat 10 man Santa Clara at home
not really thread related, but i hope derby get relegated again this season
>Spurs struggling to score at home against literal who's United would've represented this country better in Europe. Spurs are so fucking shit.
>>150841818seething aw
>>150841818>amorim Unitedcome on now
>>150841818good morning aw pleasant as always
>>150841818>United would've represented this country better in Europe.*Bayern Munich have entered the chat**Galatasaray have entered the chat**EVEN COPENHAGEN HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT*
why this dude trying to force his gyokeres batchest meme so hard
>>150841824Better potential than Frank's Tottenham desu
>>150841818should have won the EL then innit
Thomas Frank needs to say mate more
>>150841729>lose to carrier bag>get given all your stuff in a carrier bag and told to fuck offp o t t e r y
>>150841407He should answer this question from your cropped-off parasocial mate and prejudice the case causing a mistrial That's what's best for everyone!
>>150842005>cropped-off parasocial mateScreenshotmong (a.k.a. Liversimp) cropped off the name because it's 'i love joe gomez'. Livercunts are poofs.
settling in nice and early for a Wirtz disasterclassI just hope Atletico don't snap the twink in half, I want to keep the little twat alive with the shit the league's going to pull on him
>>150842014Speaking of which, has Rapetey been to court yet?
>aston villa lost a penalty shootout to an inexperienced GK who lost his contact lenses
i wonder if >mouyes returning back to portugal is considered HUGE news there because it's his first portuguese job since he left porto in 2004, whether he returns as the hero that conquered europe and the world, or as a hasbeen
>"I'd love to fight there again," deceased boxing sensation Ricky Hatton wrote about Newcastle in his 2013 autobiography. "The venue and the support were incredible. Geordies are a bit like Scousers" Is this why Geordie Bastard and Eddie Howe won't slag off Liverpool - because they think they're Scouse?
>>150841832Tbf United didn't struggle to score against any of them. At least in one of the fixtures.
already looking forward to chelsea getting batteredyeah i said their name, im not scared
>>150842205dire gimmick lad
Not sure why it went unmentioned but Liverpool FC want it to be an arrestable offence to question the Scouse narrative over Hillsborough. You can read it all here on their official website https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpool-fc-statement-hillsborough-law
>>150842285Hmm I wonder if they'd like to make Heysel posting an arrestable offence also
>>150842285its literally their holocaust myththey love to believe theyre oppressed and need special protection they also have a fake identity as a third pillar which gives them a narrative to justify being parasites on the majorityits all adding up now i think about it
free my nigga duckenfield
>>150842285Can we question the circumstances surrounding Diogo Jota?
>protected by the FBI>protected by the PGMOL>protected by the premier league>protected by UEFA>refuses to take accountability >statistically highest chance of killing someone(their own or their opponents)
Remember when the Hillsborough inquest said that nobody was drunk at an FA Cup semi-final in the 80s
>>150842412lad it was the evertonians, everyone knows this
>#mufc announce record revenues of £666.5m in 2025 despite no Champions League football.>Operating losses fell to £18.4m from £69.3m, with £36.6m in exceptional costs linked to Erik ten Hag’s exit.>Matchday and commercial revenues both hit record highs, boosted by ticket sales and the Snapdragon deal.>Guidance for 2026: revenues of £640m–£660m and adjusted EBITDA of £180m–£200m
>>150841832*onana has left the chat*
>>150842412Always a good read>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-35473732
>>150842077you dont need lenses to see penalties tbft. specky 4 eyes
>>150842655How does the club manage to decline with these numbers man
just realised there are thursday champions league games what kind of woke shite is this
>>150842803not a new thing
>THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONS
>It will be so heckin kino and we can post oh no no no threads when the big Premier League club has an unexpected result in its European fixtures tonight
>That night in Istanbul
shut it wojak poster you nonce
>TORRES IS ONSIDE AND ALL ALONE HERE, HE COULDN'T COULD HE...HE HAAAAAAAAAAS!! CHELSEA GO TO MUNICH
You know when a club starts falling from grace and even the fans say "we need to get relegated so we can ditch the deadwood and rebuild"? That's the situation United are in, but because the PL won't let them get relegated they just keep adding deadwood to the deadwood.The only way out of it is to buy players with "moxy" who are looking to prove something. Generally with these players they have lower wages, which is something that also gives them an incentive to play better (they'll be rewarded with a bigger contract). In other words the kind of players clubs buy after they've been relegated and had a "reset".Instead, even when United identify this type of player, they overpay for them and put them on £300kpw from the get go. So they stay shit. Everyone else they get is some hasbeen looking for a final payday.If they'd left Mou in charge, accepted that they'd be shit for a few years while they rebuilt then they'd already be out of this situation. But because they need to placate the customers they've been shit for about 15 years and have not only shown no signs of improvement they're actually getting worse.No matter what period of history (since 1992) you look at, all you can really say is that they deserve it.
>FERNANDO TORREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>150842655We did it United bros!
now I'm sure that liverpool is going to win epl
>>150842822where was it last year then tough guy? And why did the commentary I was listening to seem to think it was a big deal to have CL on Thursday? Bit off a little more than you could chew did you?
>>150843072told you lads about e-scousers
The nonces of Windsor castle
>>15084265515 years ago United have 3x the commercial revenue of Liverpool, now in 2025 we overtake them Feels good bros
>>150843116Kick them out
loser cycling his vpns
>>150843072he has more than one
>paki is a liverpool customerwater is wet
>>150843135guess you're on your UK one now hehe
>>150843116
>>150843140he said that liverpool tie is his lucky tie
>Trent out for up to 8 weeks after injuring his thigh So boring if he misses the anfield game
does this paki ever shut the fuck up?
>>150843247Youre talking to yourself again dave
why is this paki still talking? watch him get on his germany vpn again
>>150843265meds
>>150843242>needs to rest for two whole months because he got an ouchie jogging around for a couple minutesfragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit
What do Britbongs on here thing about Brompton bicyles?
>>150843283we don't sign our posts here
>>150843265Believing everybody is the same person is legit a symptom of schizophrenia
>>150843291I thought to myself "nah, just let it go, no one is going to do this to you, besides it's not even really a name is it? But then they could just..." and I left it at that and didn't apply any of my usual counter measures, I wanted my post to stand as is and if I were to suffer humiliation to follow so be it
>>150843283Punkbros...
>>150843326Sovl
>>150843072>>150843140genuine question when did every liverpool fan become a poo or paki?
>>150843336if you will refer to this post >>150842304 and then consider that subcontinentals also identify with israel it will make sense
>>150843140>>150843072So this is why they've been trying so hard to get some matches played in the US now.
>>150843085>where was it last year then tough guy?>A big match to get started! By chance of the draw, AS Monaco’s 2024-2025 Champions League campaign will begin with a big game against FC Barcelona on Thursday, September 19 (kick-off 9 p.m.). So to get the league phase of the Centenary season off to the best possible start, the Rouge et Blanc will try to repeat their Joan Gamper Trophy win (an 0-3 victory) in front of their home crowd.190 youre a retard
>>150843434>posts the exception that's proves the rulenot only are you wrong your initial post revealed you to be a snotty prick (probably effeminate as well), shan't be having any further discourse with you
>>150843476>its not new>Prove it>proves it>youre still wrong blah blah blahgas yourself
>shan't be having any further discourse with you>calling anyone else effeminate
>>150843539He's an absolute tit.
>>150843522>Champions League on a Thursday night? The fixtures calendar has thrown that anomaly at us this week, with Manchester City, Newcastle United and Barcelona among the teams in action.>In the new format of the men's Champions League, one exclusive week per season has been set aside where matches will be played across Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday evenings.>No other games in Uefa competitions - Europa or Conference League - will be scheduled.>There will be no waiting around for the Champions League's exclusive week as it has been assigned to matchday one of the league phase - with games spread across 16-18 September.Source? The bbc, ever heard of it (and I know you have sissy). Now go support your local (you won't)
Canada is one of the best posters in /epl/ tbf (second only to me probably)
Anything else I need to teach you guys about your sport?
>>150842655>record revenues of £666.5m in 2025 despite no Champions League football
>>150843610Imagine being proud of that.
i dont know about you but when ever i read a liversissy post i imagine them bobbing their heads back and fourth and do a little giggle
>>150843564I have absolutely no idea what point you think youre making, there were Thursday games last year
Just need a Liverpool version of this now: https://youtube.com/watch?v=XZEfTVK2sFk
He's genuinely spent hours of his day going around the internet looking for pictures of Liverpool middle east groups to spamGenuinely sad life
>>150843662ya they wrote the article the other day for nothing bozo, you're the smartest boy in the land!
>>150843763do you think india is in the middle east?
>>150843775they wrote it for thickos like you who are too glued out of it to remember a year ago
>>150843793kek the basedrish flag in the stands completes it
running scared
>scroll thread>someone is having a schizoposting meltyNot surprising for this general but I gotta make an observation that the only big six club that can make jokes about the race of the fans of other clubs is Tottenham.
>>150843977It's Dave, upset as it's hitting home United don't have any European games kek
>>150841729Lage lost or tied retarded games in a retarded way left and right, and he has shitty favoritisms for his boomer players.he kept playing Di Maria no matter what or when when he spent half the season needing the bench.being 6th in the Portuguese league with Benfica is like being 15th in the PL with Liverpool/City/Arsenal.
>>150836999anyone who comments on spending, in any manner, should care about it.
After Covid, and including now the latest 3-0 loss to Man City, Manchester United have a goal difference of +1 over 156 games.This is on par with Fulham, Brentford and Crystal Palace over the same period.Below Brighton and Villa: +15, 21 respectively.Below Tottenham and Newcastle and Chelsea, around +60.Below Arsenal and Liverpool and Man City: around +200.Man U’s goal difference since covid is closer to West Ham’s at -41 than it is to any of the top 6.
>>150843072that does seem a bit of an unforced error
Imagine getting molested by a so called family member who supported Liverpool and then people expect you to be "fair" to Liverpool afterwards
>>150844097I thought it was because of his family trip to Liverpool as a boy where a couple of younger scouse girls pulled down his pants and said his willy looked like a button
>>150844097The main issue was that his mum sided with the molesting brother. That’s not really on imo
>>150844185Yeah but daves the shut in incel so she probably loved the other brother more and took his side
>>150844214What other brother? I've only seen his post about the Liverpool supporting one that raped him and then his mother left that brother all the inheritance.
I swear the story goes that dave and his brother were both man city fans, and it was that stunt by his older brother that put him off the team (and society) for good
>>150844246I have never seen that one
>>150844230>inheritancelad they saved up for months for that holiday to liverpool, don't think there's much there
>Interested to see the most expensive transfers from the summer>Harder than I thought to find a simple list>Never mind I've found one>Only interested in the top 10 and there's 50 so skip down to the bottom>Woltemade is 1st>Big questioning pear.jpg>It's been sorted in terms of "percentage of revenue" rather than what the player costThis is a new low for Liverpool.
Why is Liverpool exclusively supported by brown foreigns
>>150844354blody bitch your mother rape you liverpool
>>150844354it's not Liverpool''s fault that Poocastle decided to spend 50% of their revenue on a shitter who prior to 2025 had scored 6 goals in his entire career
>>150844503I'm not sure why you're getting angry at me. I didn't tell Slotto to set a new transfer record on a player with no goals or assists, but to his credit is 1st in *squints* runs ahead of the ball.
>>150844503yes sir im agreeing you will never walk alone sir rape
>It's literally been obsessing over liverpool for several hoursJesus christ get a fucking life.
>>150844524that's because you don't know ball
The davepaki is really struggling today :/
sir you will never rape alone
Absolute STATE of those 5.45 games
>>150844367Mercenary club with a chequebook manager
>>150844656yes im agree you sir ynwa next week anfield wrap shish kebap marinade sir
>>150844669How's the job search going mate? You HAVE been applying for jobs and not just searching for Asian Liverpool fans on google, haven't you?
>>150844604Putting in the hour equivalent of a work shift to fill up the thread with chatGPT level bait is indicative of severe retardation, like actual Anencephaly. The only crime is the fact we can’t filter him out. Report and move on.
>>150844749maybe if you didnt take all the call centre and retail jobs there would be fewer bored anons on here did you think about that saar
>>150844656They really are the undercard matches
>>150844801sent that cunt flying back to calcutta
>>150844354>It's been sorted in terms of "percentage of revenue" rather than what the player costthey will do anything to avoid total spending because they would have to accept they've spent as much as man city to win absolutely fuck all
