Romford Pele edition
we're witnessing a slurper of the highest order here.
i want to see a 4-4-2 with nelli and gyok uptop
>>150831615Inter and Atalanta league phase games last year almost exactly.
>>150831615A normal away game so far this season. We looked the same against Man Utd and Liverpool
>>150831615there is some worrisome pattern emerging >vs shit teams absolute 3 goals plus destruction >vs semi competent defense and low blocksabsolutely nothing just like …. last season?
how do you have so many attacking players and play boring as fucking shit jesus christ
ive seen enougharteta out
>>150831615We witnessed this like 20 times last season. This ain't shit.
Also Rice is really being risked for the second half?
arsenull
>>150831653Too many hard working physical attackers and not enough technical creative attackers. Bad balance.
GYOKNUNEZ WHAT A GOAL!
>Jokeres
uhm lads didn't we spend like 60 million on a another left back this window? where is he?
What the fuck was that
rice fucking dogshit
come oooooon guys wtfffffff
i was wrong about madueke, this nigga is cooking!
madookie truly walcott regen
>>150831842yeah but no goals and assists anon. >We can’t draw >our first away game in the CL, need a win tonight.
>>150831842Cooking fucking what? Water?
Seriously, take an honest fucking look at yourself and tell me Madueke is doing anything differently to Martinelli. He could get a goal here and I still wouldn't be convinced because Martinelli would get the odd goal all the fucking time as well.
zubi shocking
No yellow for all that holding? Fucking ref
>>150831885i've seen madueke get past his man and lift his head upmaybe i'm brainwashed by watching martinelli being utter shite for 3 years
>>150831885We know. Madueke looks like Martinelli in form (post injury Martinelli)
Martinelli would be getting fucking lynched for that.
Everything is so fucking slow, lmao.
>>150831908>madueke get past his man and lift his head upYeah but then what? If anything that makes him fucking worse than Martinelli because Martinelli is having the same impact while being blind essentially. Madueke is getting past his man and looking around and getting to the same fucking end result as Martinelli.
>>150831900Yeah, nigga outdid the Arse blunder. What a gosh-dang melon.
>>150831932the eye test makes be believe madueke at least has a chance of producing a goal/assisti feel literally nothing when watching martinellihow many 1 on 1s has that nigga missed over the years? how many counters killed?
too easy losing balls
>TrossardCome on man just smash it in
>>150831932I feel like it's on Arteta and his system autism. Saka escapes it by virtue of being world class and the entire system being built around him.
Expect all away performances be like this
>Tosser for YokeresLMAO Legohead completely lost the fucking plot.
They wouldnt be playing like this vs Kairat
BOSSARD please save us>>150831959And yet Martinelli has also scored in those situations. Against the likes of Allison and Courtois even.Look, I'm not saying Madueke is a bad player. At all. I'm actually so fucking glad >we got him, even if I wholeheartedly disagree on the price, because Saka died 2 seconds into the season and >we've needed a second choice for 2 seasons straight now. But people keep pretending like Madueke is this revolutionary player and I'm getting sick of it lol.
>>150831982The system definitely doesn't help. There was a graphic in the Forest game that said over 60% of the attacking threat came from the right and less than 20% each from the left and middle.
>>150832026>BOSSARD please save usNever mind, guess I jinxed it. He's hurt his arm like that before too I think.
Foul Trossard, gets a free kick. Well done ref
>shartinelli
>>150832026well let me just say for the record i don't believe madueke is a revolutionary playeranyway>nelli on
SHARTINELLI CHADS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>150831999Trossard assists Martinelli. Seems like Legohead is the plot
GOATINELLI!!
MARTINELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SUCK MY FUCKING DICKS YOU CUNTSSUCK MY FUCKING COCKGOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI GOATINELLI
>Fartysmelli
Martinelli bros we are so back! Doubters in the mud.
I KNEEL
kek welpi kneelGABRIEL MARTINELLIFOUR MORE YEARS
we're so back martinellibros
>>150831999>>150832081>trossard and martinelli combine for goalbased retards
>>150832084See what I fucking mean? Martinelli does this all the time anon. All the fucking time. And yeah, I'm not saying you individually but people in general are sucking off Madueke like he's the second coming of Christ.
>B-b-b-but Madueke runs past players and has zero end product BTFO
Fartinsmelli my son, you just needed some conpetition
Kek cauliflower is an /arse/ lurker
>>150832097>just when I hit postLMAO@me
>>150832128>pictureBASED
thank god
If Fraudteta was smart, he'd sub in ALL the DM's and CB's he has available right fucking now.But we know he ain't and he won't and it will cost >us.
based gabi
So what minute is the equaliser going to be at?
NONO ERANOOOOO
>>150832184fuck you shiiiiiiiittttty
>>150832178And then YOU would complain that you hate how Arsenal under Arteta always fall back and defend when they take the lead.
NO ERA
>>150832134i just don't think he does this all the time is all. the stats confirm this, 8 goals where 6 was against utter shitters (depends on where you classify chelsea) last season.
>>150832191Brother, you've seen >us concede a jammy fucking dog shit goal after struggling like no one else to score just one goal. Would it really surprise you if >we conceded in this game?Also you really need to learn to distinguish between posters. Shitizen would never say something like without also insulting Martinelli and calling someone else a thug and saying all >our players are divers in the same post. Quite frankly, it's fucking insulting that you'd even mistake me for him.
>>150832199I don't have to make up fake reasons to hate the Arse under the Arte, my friend. Cone Artist gives me a plenty reasons (lmao).And fluking a result tonight IS NOT a reason to complain.
>early kick offoh for fucks sake
>>150832242you havent missed much, its been shit
Is that Stallone?
>>150832242>not saving games in your google calendar
Martinelli could have assisted to madookie for the easiest goal of all time but instead he shot it right at the goalkeeper
>>150832267do you lads seriously use a calendar regularly?
mosquera so good
>>150832277It's just a one time thing and I get a noti 1 day before games
Hope it's not too soon, but I really rate Mosquera's performance tonight.
>>150832232sorry anon I gave up distinguishing between the couple of Irish posters in here and in /epl/.Nothing you said is wrong but I don’t like hearing it so it is what it is.
>>150832256fair enough but i mostly just like having 2 hours with less of the bad thoughts. looks like i was a few minutes late for the only goal which is typical>>150832267didn't even consider that we'd be the early kick off i thought they reserved them for astana and apoel etc
>>150832297lol i've held my tongue praising him the past few games for the same reason
>FOULthetic ClubThey so shite, lmao.
yeeeeeees get the fuck IN
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>>150832232Bossard says no equaliser today bro so no need to fret.
sharteta master class give him credit la
BOSSARD
martinelli is.. le GOOD?!
BOSSARD!!!!Martinelli with the assist in return
fair play gabikeep shutting me up
AHAHAHHAHAHA COMEDY GOAL
Trossard -> MartinelliMartinelli -> TrossardFuck the new guys. Give us Kai, Ødegaard and Saka back and we can play some proper football.
>imagine missing BOTH goalsLMAO@me.
>>150832345maybe >we have been using him wrong all the time and he is just like Bossard, an extra deluxe super sub.
>>150832299Thankfully we don't have to worry about the equaliser any more, fingers crossed.Courtesy of one mister Gabriel fucking Martinelli.
shartinelli took get benched personally
>>150832353Last season didn't traumatize you enough?
>>150832277I work as a consultant so I use my calendar daily to know which clients to go and see and then when to do Teams meetings. I’d imagine if you work at one place you’d be less likely to use a calendar though.
if that wasn't a foul then why not book the player for diving
Every single match, this general proves that it knows absolutely nothing about football.
the classic sub the speedy cunt on when they're gassed
>fouling and diving the whole game and still getting spankedBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
What in the fuck was that guy's name? Jurassicpark?
Hincapie debut, nice. Have we agreed on a moniker when he fucks up ?
>>150832383he hasn't booked them once why start now
>>150832377How many games did those players play together last season? I guess 3.
>+6UH-OH lads, UH-fricking-OH.
>>150832411Hincrappie?
>>150832411Hincrappy
>>150832411Handicapie was the one I liked most.Is this Norgaard's debut as well btw?
>>150832424>>150832426hmmmm
I am preparing my martinelli and bossard apology form
Happy for Norgaard having his CL dream come true.
mosquera is so based. i mean this in the best way but he looks like there isn't anything going on in his head, 0 nerves just ball
>>150832411hincrapié pronounced with the ay
>>150832457he's locked in
I refuse to apologise to shartinelli
>>150832457sol campbell
>>150832457as soon as i saw his skull and face i just knew he was gonna be a no nonsense stud at the back
>>150832479that's your new starting LW, you better apologise
>>150832479I don't need to apologise. Never doubted.
>>150832479Never doubted him in the first place
huge win
Thank God that shite is over. Time to watch the Champions League
that was >our second hardest away fixture in the CL btw.
>>150832367His fluke season with xhaka made arteta overrate him.
easy time for martinz
Mosquera once again had a pretty fantastic game I'm happy to say. He'll probably get shifted to RB soon though, with the amount of time and knocks Timber has been getting.
>>150832522not too shabby, no nico williams but i guess no saka cancels that out and then arse have a much bigger bench to draw from
Clean sheet.
>>150832457We've come a long way from shitters like Gallas, Vermaelen, Sylvestre, Mustafi etc.
>>150832493his shoulder width alone tells you this guy is the real deal lol
>>150832553yup ideally mosquera is just as good at rb and plays tons of minutes there letting ben white and timber finally rest up to proper fitness instead of being used like dogs due to having no backup.oh btw, my hot take is that mosquera is better than saliba and will be rated like that soon >>150832610if you put just 1 of saliba, gabriel or raya in the 2007/08 pl team they win the league easily lol.
>>150832277>do you lads seriously use a calendar regularly?Yup mostly for doctor appointments because if you miss the appointment you get charged a no show fee and I ain't about to get kike'd out of $60 for a missed dental appointment
>>150832610>VermaelenSteady on.
>>150832493bring back phrenology but just for footballers
i mean someone has to be the antagonist in football, and this al qaeda footy that we're playing, i couldn't give two shits if it's not entertaining, as long as we keep scoring goals and having clean sheets, am INalso i felt this slight tingle in my tummy when shartinelli scored, it's like when shit guy is finally getting his arc, happy for him desu.
>>150832670luved martinelli since his goal against chelsea where kante did a slippy g.
Poor performanceGood win
>>150832654He fucking sucked. Fun player but a terrible CB.
CAM ON PEPE
>>150832656no rat face players for arsenal
partey to come on to enormous boos and then score the winner
Awesome performance and result considering the best defender, best attacker, the club captain and last seasons top scorer were all out and we had to utilise the squad which is strong, but has lot of new players still adjusting.Eze will have his breakthrough moment eventually (maybe against city), mosquera was solid, madueke was solid, hincapie looked solid and aggressive, norgaard had a couple of good moments in the short time he played and zubimendi was tidy 98% of the game.
how to say our year in your language
>villarepoo
>>150832782det er vårt år!
>>150832782in iraqi arabic هاي السنة سنتناin formal arabicانه عامنا
>>150832782é o nosso ano caralho
>>150832726Being booed, very rude.
>>150832708He was elite in the beginning but fell off hard before he was sold. The opposite career of Koscielny (who was horrible at the start but great in the end).Koscielny and Vermealen were pretty similar in playing style and quality.
which of our current player will play in mls first?
>Martinelli against tired legs
>>150832959Norgaard would be my bet. But if we’re talking people who started the game today, I’ll say Calafiori.
>>150832630I think he did play some minutes at RB during pre season but I can't remember really
>missed the gameHow was it overall? (Other than >we won)
>>150833016calafiori was absolute class today wasn't he thojust another testament to my superior ball knowledge when i kept shilling him even during his bad form/injuries.also the ref was such a donkey dog, he gave these basque cunts everything, only the eze tackle was missed by him but they should of had 2 yellows at least.gyochad was really unlucky honestly, his headers were just not hit how he wanted and it went a bit wide.
>>150833060classic arteta terroristballlots of possession but hardly any chancesbrings on martinelli and trossard to save the day at 70 mins
>>150833060Early game kept possession to figure out their press.Middle of the game we attacked the wings. Arteta played the depth card, subs Martinelli and Trossard scored goals.
>>150833083Gyökeres should also have had two 1 on 1s but bad passes sent him wide instead of through on goal.
How was passing to Gyok today?
>>150833446It was Gyok Tuah’s best link up game so far I think. Some better passes to him and he’d have scored.
>>150833446It was mid.
>>150833540So Artetasama is coming around to actually using a striker
Martinelli as a CF substitute > R9
>>150833573>Coming aroundLacazette, Jesus and Nketiah weren't strikers? Havertz got pushed there because Jesus was injured and Nketiah was worthless.
>>150833446gyok is looking more and more promising. he got taken out by big gabi and that cut looked nasty.
I've seen enough of gyokeres. He's a poacher not someone to pass the ball to outside the box and expect to create something. Can't run, looks uncoordinated, too heavy and out of breath after a few sprints. I don't know what the fuck they do over there in Portugal
Heh
Apologise.
Is it true sharteta was yelling at eze to hold the touchline??
>>150834048Arsenal are basically a Spanish side at the moment.
>>150833976Brothers from another mother
>rapey and pepe booed at the toiletLmao
business idea: sell shartinelli while he's worth a damn and go all in for yildiz
I like this goal.
Dortmund are the only team that match us in pecho frioness
>>150835215Arsenal conceding 4 goals would be a very rare site these days.
>>150833652>LacazetteWait was he still around when Arteta joined, him and Obama seem like a different reality
>>150832782Ons jaar
Fartismelli shoots like i fuck. Badly but it still goes in.
>>150835585Hit the ball low and hard and there's always a good chance it does go in.
I always love the green Bilbao shirt, because the first time I saw it was a gif of this attractive Basque girl flashing her beautiful, big tits while wearing it.
>>150835453he playedl oads in 21/22. got the nickname lackofbreath that season.
>>150834048Another major European honor for the cabinet
>>150835732
>>150834549
anyone noticed martinelli always plays well when he is in a weird color combo or unique color combo for arsenal kits?
We have not conceded more than two goals in any of our last 87 games across all competitions, since winning 4-3 against Luton back in December 2023
https://x.com/UzumakiTony1/status/1968019824728215788
There's something about Arsenal that simply attracts minorities, and I don't just think it's because of ethnic role models, all teams have black players. Arsenal down the years have been more iconic than most though with the likes of Ian Wright and Thierry Henry but I think it's more to do with the culture of Arsenal.Most of the other London clubs are more tribal, Arsenal have always been generic and have always in my time watching football had the most lifeless, passionless fans in English football, even in the height of football passion in the late 80's they were winning the odd title and it still got the name the Highbury library. This made Arsenal an attractive proposition for Indian, black and muslim supporters because of the nature of the club, the placid way of the support, and the upper class profile of the fanbase comparatively speaking, I mean for fuck sake could you imagine someone with a turban sitting in the Chicken Run at West Ham in the late 80's?It's the nature of the club that is the reason for this, and now 90% of ethnics support Arsenal which is why I would suggest that they have double the fanbase of anyone else in London.
>>150832670It was a very professional win, played like we just wanted to get out there with the 3 points and unscathed for the city game
>>150832782Nuestro año
I know it's the early days and it might just be a purple patch (do defenders have those?) but Mosquera looks absolutely elite. The fact that he doesn't seem to have any bozo genes at 21 is remarkable. Even Saliba still has them, and it took Gabriel 5 years to iron them out.
>fell asleep during the 9pm games >checked scores>missed absolute banger games ffs but apparently Tottenham lucked their way to a win again. Watched the webm of the goalie error and that was some shocking stuff, also how the fuck did Xavi escape a second yellow ?
>run onto through ball>shoot straight at the keeper>it happens to go in>"omg Shartinelli is back! Redemption arc! Kino! Genius substitution by Mikel! Eze better be watching over his shoulder"
>>150840862I watched the Real Madrid game and I wish I slept instead. I am sick and tired of the bigger teams getting extremely soft penalties in the CL.
>>150841363You won't be singing that tune when Max Divemong scams a pen to beat Kairat Almaty
>190 spends his entire day camped in the thread of a team he doesn't support on an Irish VPN fishing for (yous) that he never getsWhat a sad man.
>>150841441That's Kairat Almighty to you.
>>150840862Got gifted a goal yeah.
>>150841896tottenham has frank. frank is a world class coach to the point where he lifts the team several levels by presence alone.Spurs will do well aslong as hes there.
>>150841978They seem to be doing better than last season in the league. Look at Man Utd who continue to get worse.
>>150842006man utd hasnt had a proper midfielder since carrick lol. frank is tuchel level coach where he can adapt and play anything to high level, but he can also improve players alot. can easily see alot of high tier clubs go for him.
>>150842006>>150842020I like Frank but I have watched most of the Tottenham games and I honestly have to say they got away with it in their last two games. Even after their first goal vs the Hammers they were torn open quite a bit before the red card and yesterday it was the same with the difference that they should have had one or even two red cards.Still early days for Frank but the same Spursy core is still there and will be his undoing eventually.
now that the game is done, lets be real for a second here, that finish from gabi was subpar, straight into the keeper, he even got a slight hold of it but it went past him.could've easily kept off goal if there was a decent GK between the sticks.
>>150842801yeah but you make your own luck and this time it won >us the game, not like one goal undoes all the shit games he had over the past two years anyway but maybe it helps his confidence and >we finally have more than one super sub.
>>150842859agreed.now we just need odegaard to re learn how to play football and we walking this league+FA cup+UCL.
>>150842801It was a great place to shoot. Not too close for the goalkeeper to stick out the leg but not too far out so that the goalkeeper could reach it in time with his hands. Basically the same as hitting it between the glove and helm of a hockey goalkeeper.Are you new to football? Do you complain when someone hits it straight at a keeper/player and through the legs as well?
>>150842998I’m content with everyone except for Kai returning from injury in the next 1-2 weeks and then actually playing more than two games in a row without dying. >We have yet to see >our best team in Eze - Gyökeres - Saka followed by Rice - Ode (yes I still rate him over Nwaneri and it seems Arteta has no intentions to play Eze as a 10) and Zubi play a single game together, let alone a string of games to get a good flow going. And don’t get me started on Arteta basically killing off Timber too because White is a permacrock now (thanks to overplaying through injuries, just like Saka,Ode and Kai).
>>150842801Nah, as a keeper those shots are really fucking hard to stop. Low and hard from that range is killer. If he was closer the keeper starts off lower and is probably able to sweep with his leg. If he's farther away he's able to dive down quickly enough to smother it. The distance is just right for that shot to go through him. It's a good shot choice under those circumstances.
Fucking shoot the ball low and hard when one on one with the keeper, they can hardly ever get down quick enough to save it. I keep shouting at the television to these footballers but many don't listen.
>lets just ignore all the other evidence of Shartinelli being a shit finisher and instead choose to believe he expertly and instantaneously gauged the distance to the goalkeeper and selected the perfect shot type based on those circumstancesthis is why nobody likes Arsenal fans
>>150840836Gabriel is still a bozo. Idc what anyone says.
aint a tarquins supporter but it will be very very funny if Victim FC slip tonight and shitty disappears for a week after all this bollocks hes been chatting
