previous >>150832892
Temujin please. It’s urgent
no threepeat?
let’s all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny shes sad about the raiders being dog water
The Kangz and Mccarthy will be fine. Once they realize they have the best WR in human history and everyone is healthy, they'll go undefeated and the dynasty will commence
>101 passing yardstap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
Mahomes is Jordan Love tier at this point (likely worse even)
@150837283
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGShttps://forms.gle/VfUSueZrExv41HzN7just fill out the form by rating how good you think each team is right now and I'll tally it up and post the rankings when there are enough results.
Malik Nabers is elitevid unrelated
>>150837283He's not wrong.Put Hurts on the Phins and lets see how that goes
taking this moment to once again remind everyone that the miami dolphins will have a better record at the end of the season than the chiefs
Why not just make it Friday Night Football? Give the players an extra day. The games suck and there is always injuries. Time to move on from TNF
>>150837273Shes a good kisser
>>150837283
So whats with the kiwi that's assblasted about the Bills?
My berds are one the most NFL teams of all time
>>150837306hear me out anon what if all the games were on sunday
>>150837277>everyone is healthyanon... healthy people do not take prep
>>150837296>current preliminary rankings have the seahawks as a top 10 teamjfc I hope yall are not actually that retarded, we need more votes to even this shit out
Which manlet QB is this, bros?
>>150837273We love and respect Jenny here.
>>150837324They do, thankfully. And once they're all back by week 4, the Kangz will be unstoppable.
>>150837328Kyler
>1-1ions
Brady will NEVER have the following over Mahomes:• Win MVP and Superbowl MVP in the same season• Never miss a championship round in 20s• Go to 5 Super Bowls in 20s• Win 2 league MVPs in 20s (Brady had 0 lol)• Be only player to go to 7 straight AFCCGs in 20s• Throw for 50 TDs in 20s• Throw for 5k yards in 20s• Have the single season record of most total yards of all time.• Have the most yards and TDs per game in NFL history• Set a new record in wins, TDs, and pass yards in 20s• Never miss playoffs in 20s• Have the 2nd most playoff wins, pass TDs, and Superbowl MVPs before your 30th birthday
0-17
Mahomes will NEVER have the following over Brady:• a playoff win lmao
>>150837353Brutal
>>150837306the NFL would love to but there are legal restrictions prevent them being played on fridays or saturdays in order to protect high school and college football
Travis Kelce will be apart of it
OHNONONONONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150837320I'm not "assblasted about the Bills" I simply made the victory thread too early. I should've known Harbaugh would blow the lead somehow then blame everyone but himself. Ravens are 1-1 I'm not down bad we'll see how the next two weeks go against the Wions and Chiefs. Not easy games whatsoever
>Lions LeapHeh green gay must be so jelly
holding jenny
>is the starter by week 5 in you're are path
>>150837394oh no no no no
>>150837296that link contains illegal CSAM, report it to google
I made this, what do you think guys?
Fire GrierFire McDanielTurn Tua into a CTE spokespersonHire Grudnen
BOLTS BILLS BROSHIP 2025see you in the broship bowl, bills bros!
>>150837394Quite the collage there trucy. Very impressed with your work
>>150837384>high schoolnobody gives a shit about this. They should use their muscle to squash these zoomers
>>150837392Its going to be Cardi Bi kek
>>150837404There are like a dozen issues that need to be solved with this team before we even get to QB.
>>150837394This guy already killed himself. Screenshot this post
>>150837392Man who's even big enough to do it?Every modern pop star feels so shallowTaylor Swift may have to be the default
>>150837411kino
>>150837439mr taylor swift won't be involved since his chiefs won't be kek
>>150837422Dubs confirms all white QB afccg
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
gyat dayum zach taylors retard sister has fattest, juiciest dumper on her. most certainly would
>>150837425yeah the NFL is way bigger and worth caring more about, that's precisely WHY they're protecting high school football or else it would be crushed. it's like why there's no NFL team in canada yet, they're protecting CFL teams by threatening to ban the NFL from the country if it tries expanding into canada because they know that even canadians care more about the NFL.
>>150837392Adele
>>150837449Kek plonked. Stink as
>>150837451josh allen isn't white you racist
>>150837439Cardi B
>>150837370>oklahoma qb>va tech vick jersey>pitbulllol wtf
>>150837462Stop posting it.
>>150837456>I wanna rizz the tizz
>>150837462this is AI
>>150837439should be chris stapleton
>>150837456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci9diGse-Js
>best Quarterback in the leag-ACK!
>>150837439fwiw mariah carey and metallica have never performed, but what I'm really worried about isn't swift, it's if they put BTS in there
>>150837462THIS IS NOT DERTOIT MAN! THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL!
>>150837462>you know remember when /sp/ worshipped favre
>>150837439Probably some K-pop shitters.
>you can't stop the mahom-ACK!
>>150837490I can see why you’re always wrong about quarterbacks You just don’t know ball whatsoever
>Josh Johnson learns his new teammates on his new team by loading up Madden and playing as that teamuhhh based?
>>150837454>0-2KWAB
>>150837411>Bengals could've had penei sewell but chose chase>giants also could've had rashawn slater but took fucking kaderius toney that same year>giants could've had alt, but chose nabers Being a Giants fan, I've learned that having a star receiver is awesome but doesn't mean much when the O line sucks.
The rapid decline in kelces game is something I didn’t see in Antonio gates, aside from nagging turf toeGates>Kelce all time TE
>>150837500RAX GRISSMANFUCK IT IM GOIN DEEP
I'm going to kill Kevin Patullo
>>150837456I had sex with 2 seperate retarded girls and both were stinky and made noises so weird it was hard to concentrate. Do not recommend.
>>150837507Mahomes threw the ball low and away. Need to put the ball on the numbers. Mahomes needs to take lessons from Lamar :)
>>150837505Jacksonian
>>150837527You need a padded room
>>150837499Since we've had to suffer seeing this in real time, the Kangz deserve to have a dynasty. I don't even care if everything is planned beforehand and is rigged in our favor for that to happen.
why don't YOU have a jewish gf?
>>150837517kill me first bro please take me out
>>150837498Mariah Carey's too oldMetallica's too rock
>>150837544i have a robot gf
>>150837544Why do people think she’s hot?
>>150837536Lamar won that game :) unlike Mahomes the last two weeks (0-2)>>150837538Ya seethe? :)
>>150837552She's under 200 pounds.
>owie my nose has a boo boo ;_;kwab
>>150837558Justin Tugger won that game, Lamar had little to do with it
>Chiefs = PanthersLOL
>>150837505shut your fucking nigger mouth when you have something to say about my quarterback
>>150837512>>giants also could've had rashawn slater but took fucking kaderius toney that same yearkek
>>150837505stay obsessed kiwi faggot, watch as he samefags and spams webms on his vpn
>>150837558remind the class how many super bowls lameme has played in
>>150837439Taylor is too big for the super bowl and has already declined it multiple times. They can’t afford herYou guys talking like “well I guess they’ll just HAVE to ask Taylor Swift and let her do it ugh” don’t know what you’re talking about. She’s the one not doing it
>>150837562jenny weighs over 600lbs thoufh
Woke up to take a piss and this guy still making fun of my chiefs :/
>>150837544Jews are highly insular: they'll only date other Jews, the exception being if you're famous and they can gold-dig/status climb off of you.
>>150837562it really is grim out here
>>150837552>>150837562and she's white
Imagine not having a win going into Week 3 keky
>>150837573How many Lamar Hunt trophies has Lamar Jackson won?
>>150837516>shaw
>>150837552Check out what she looks like without filters and shit making her face look weird https://youtu.be/E-oeWnKsY7AAlso her voice is very cute
>>150837575This, Super Bowl halftime show is for B+ list and washed up A-listers, notmodern A-list.
>>150837584>there are teams that are 0-2Holy kek my fucking sides AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>150837563so what you're saying is since the phins are destined to lose anyhow smash him in the face for fun? sounds good
>>150837456Is that really his sister?
>>150837558Buddy go look in the mirror. You’ve written OWEN TWO on your forehead. You were caught redhanded flag-hopping this morning in your usual efforts to maximize your anti-Chiefs posting. You are completely insane. The Chiefs have totally broken you.Padded room. If not for your own good, for the good of those around you.
Peyton Manning on halftime adjustments:>"I don't think I ever made a halftime adjustment in my entire 18-year career. It's the biggest myth in football, the halftime adjustment. You eat a couple of oranges & use the restroom."Based
>>150837592The SB halftime show is completely downriver of Micheal Jacksons
>>150837580>people don't want to marry scrubs whoa, crazy innit
>>150837544She's jewish?
>>150837600Namefield make ya seethe? :)
>>150837568
>>150837273Her show was pretty mid desu
>>150837605>1 and a half owls versus 7Ok Peyt
>>150837614No I mean a Jew won't marry a rich lawyer or doctor either unless they're Jewish. Has nothing to do with being a 'scrub': you have to be super famous for a Jewish chick to date out of race. They don't love, they're just leeches.
>>1508373921.Taylor swift 2. Sabrina/ Ariana3. Post Malone or Jelly RollIdk who it could be after that
When my team loses I lock myself in my room and blast Bullet for my Valentine
>>150837617Are you a lifelong Eagles fan now?
Post Quarterbacks with the same amount of wins as patti cuckatini this season I'll start :)
It's my birthday, so please say something nice about my Saints in order to make me feel better. Also, I know September 16th is a very common birthday, so if it's your birthday too, Happy Birthday.
>>150837634>Bullet for my Valentineholy based, what album?
>>150837620not her fault
>>150837642no shut the fuck up faggot bitch
what went wrong?
>>150837544>obvious signs of elective surger>raped as a child>jewish>proud of being bi-sexual (which doesn't exist)why WOULD you date this chick? Makes me lose respect for Herbert desu.
>>150837575Coldplay did it at 50They were the biggest band in the world at the timeFuck they probably still are
>>150837647Is this your gimmick now?
My panthers unironically just need more time, but my dolphins are a fucking joke
>>150837617they are right tho, you can be a philly fan and beat your chest bout your team but acting like jalen hurts is an allstat is moronic. there are 50 qbs who could win with the philly teams he's had
>girlfriend wouldn't give me a handy at the movies on the 6th datebros, should i get out?
>>150837629>No I mean a Jew won't marry a rich lawyer or doctor either unless they're Jewishthat's completely false
>you have to win games to win gamesnah my team cooked fr
>>150837462Here. Not the best vid, but it's from this week
>>150837592>>150837575You guys don't realize how many viewers they'd get for a Tay Tay halftime. They'll shatter viewers especially now and if she plays new music with her new album being out.
>>150837647You got the one from the cowboys eagles game?
>>150837654Talked into it by the publicist/fixer probably.
>>150837633if they're gonna have jelly roll it'd be better when the super bowl is in atlanta 2 years later
>>150837634Hearts Burst Into Fire
>>150837674Facts unc bro is cooked fr fr
>>150837669Why would she? Doing shit like that in public can get you arrested. She sounds smart, you sound pathetic. If she were smart she'd drop you rn.
>>150837665>having two teamsdie faggot
>>150837633sabrina is based but here songs don't have any oomph. they're not party songs and not good for the super bowl
>>150837505Why did Mahomies left tackle make him overthrow that receiver?
>>150837664man shut your bitch ass up anon
How are Chiefs fans doing knowing arrowhead stadium prices are through the roof thanks to a certain "tortured poet"
ohnonononono
>>150837563Why does the color of the visor mean his nose will be safer?
>>150837669give her a handy on the 7th date
>>150837647HOW CAN HE SLAP??!?!??
>>150837271
>>150837397That was so gay
>>150837693Pretty good
>>150837588would
>>150837642Happy Birthday, but I'm not saying shit about the Aints
>>150837674>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
>>150837600>You were caught redhanded flag-hopping this morning in your usual efforts to maximize your anti-Chiefs posting. You are completely insane.Holy schizo!
>>150837698Travis a lil bitch
>>150837293I like to think of it as Love being Mahomes-tier.
>>150837708>you open your closet and this is the first thing you seewhat do you do?
Mike McDaniel, new OC of the ______ after getting canned
>>150837600>You are completely insane.
>pee eff eff>see pee ohh eee>eee pee ayy
>>150837698>you must defeat Justin Herbert to have a chance
>>150837723welcome to Minnesota Mike McDaniel!
>>150837687bro she owes me for driving her to work every morning while her car got fixed we were sitting in the back for the demon slayer film and i brought a hoodie in 80 degree weather, my signals couldn't have been made more clear. we've fucked already so whats the problem??
>>150837688At least I’m not a bandwagoner and my teams are fucking shit
>>150837723the phins? kek
>>150837723UCLA Bruins
>>150837723Kennesaw State Owls
>>150837719Put it on
>>15083772349ers probably lol
Remember not to fap until the queefs are 0-3. Pray to Mr. Unlimited before bed.
>>150837392>>150837439it's gonna be a K-pop groupdunno who the big names are nowadays
>>150837743male
KWABOTY
>>150837734>my signals couldn't have been made more clear.Nigga if you've done all that for her you can't just express to her you think it'd be hot to get a hand job at a movie? I still think it's degenerate but you're just retarded. God, men like you are so fucking pathetic. Can't believe I waste my time on this website associating with losers like you.
BTS would be pretty cool
>>150837745nah kyle finally just hired an OC for the first time since mcdaniel left, klay kubiak. if he wanted to return he missed his boat.
>>150837715Yeah figured this was one of your flags too
>>150837643The Poison and Scream Aim and Fire. Their good stuff
>>150837370he looks small enough to ride on the back of that dog kek
My 2007 patriots could defeat any team in the league today
South Florida fag here, the local sports DJs said that Mike McDaniel is a “phenomenal” Offensive Coach, “one of the best in the NFL”
>>150837723We won't know til the season is over and we see the vacancies.
>>150837749>>150837760worst possible outcome pls no
>>150837772no they didn't shut your bitch ass up
>>150837772Oh he’s offensive alright
>>150837766
>>150837769They didn't even win an OwlBuncha bums
>>150837723Jasg
>>150837684Based song bro
MY TEARS DONT FALLTHEY CRASH AROUND ME
>>150837723Unironically >my Commanders after Kingsbury becomes a HC somewhere else
>>150837764based
week 3 and my team's season is already over. whens the draft
>>150837462What's worse this or Gary Anderson's missed field goal?
>>150837806HER CONSCIENCE CALLSTHE GUILTY TO COME HOME
He's gonna torch my 'vens isn't he?
>>150837819ZOOMENHANCE
.
>>150837759>Nigga if you've done all that for her you can't just express to her you think it'd be hot to get a hand job at a movie?NIGGA i DID, I guided her hand under my hoodie and spelled it out like a fuckin ouija board and she played me i hadn't jerked off in 5 days planning that moment and she completely ruined everything man. haven't spoke to that bitch since.
Metalcore and Scremo is gay poser shit
I don’t know anything about football or the NFL
>>150837760aren't they still doing government mandated military service or is that over
>>150837834Caleb...
>>150837834anyway go saints
>>150837772>le pre-snap motion manYou literally just don't bite on the motion and you win.I dunno why it took 2 years for the NFL to figure this out but they figured it out. It's over.
>>150837834Vpn off, Kiwi
>mcsharty out PUT ME IN COACH!!
>>150837588Yeah she looks better there. Why are bitches so unphotogenic these days
>>150837839Its over they could announce a comeback any day
Any more Week 2 performance charts to feed my autism?
>>150837806>>150837825Now the fucking song is stuck in my head
>>150837723Bucs after Grizzard becomes Miami's HC
Colin Cowherd said he would take CJ Stroud over Goff
>>150837830Your life is a joke
>>150837870get off the vpn
>>150837819jesus christ, just be seeing the lighter and darker area of the thumbail i can already tell what it is
>>150837876Duh. That’s not a hot take
>>150837809I think so too, I think this is the last year that Kliff is getting paid by Arizona
>>150837834Yeah I just post stats I found on PFF and people go nuts its hilarious bro
>>150837870this enrages and bewilders the zoomer, statfag, and fantasytard
>>150837642Happy Birthday, I thought your saints might be the worst team in the league and they're not.
>>150837894
>kiwibitch VPN hopping for attention again
>>150837544>fuck generic instagram thot>gain super powersSure?
>>150837834Then you're in the right place fren!
>>150837901>both wonnice. plus goof had a revenge game, jalen just played it safe.
the absolute state of the eastern US
>>150837901Has there ever been a 3x system babby like Goff? I mean first he was "carried" by McVay, then he was "carried" by Ben Johnson and now he's being "carried" again by John Morton?? It's not FUCKING fair bros
>>150837517Why
>>150837923>oakland raiders>undefeatedwhoever made this is retarded
>>150837894Based Hurts. As far as >black quarterbacks go, he’s one of the good ones.
>>150837544>he found a reverse succubus
>>150837876His daughter would rather take Stroud, too.
>>150837932crazy concept but hear me out: schemes no do matter, QBs are either good or they're not
>>150837945you are a tranny.
>>150837894>first read babby>checkdown babby
>>150837932He was carried by McVay, was the reason they lost the super bowl so traded to the Lions, where he was carried by Ben Johnson and still Goofed, and now he has John Morton and got blown out by the Packers. Unclear of John Morton will carry him.Nothing he’s done justifies your sarcastic presentation of these events. Yes, he’s a mid QB who has been carried, traded, and endured.
>>150837938Hows it feel waking up from that coma anon?
>>150837957Turn on your monitor
what went wrong with jalen?
Who .000 here? A toast to all winless frens
>>150837894>screenbabby
>>150837932The Bears aren't a real football team they don't count. They made McSharty look good too.
>>150837961>>150837975He was blitzed something like 70% of the time lol, the Chiefs defense was fucking great actually. That's exactly what you should do against the blitz.
knowing your teams season is done early is actually pretty based if you think about it. Imagine getting your hopes up lol couldn’t be me
>>150837974Winless chads we stay losing. My shitty panthers are on the way to a perfect season.
I have a feeling that the Bills are going to drop 50+ on the Phins
>>150837563He has to keep his nasal passages clear so he can smell Hailee's ass properly
>>150837885KK was getting HC offers last season and turned them down. If >our offense looks even half as good as it does, he's definitely going. Which will suck, I'm going to miss him
Why do you all fall victim so easily to recency bias and why are you all so eager to willfully ignore context? This is low iq behavior.
>>150837991It is actually the Chiefs who will go winless, thereby securing the first overall pick and guaranteeing a more robust dynasty in the long run :34d chess haha
>>150837973I think 90% of the QBs in the league could win the owl with that eagles team.
>>150837988My team has been horrible for years now, and people constantly get themselves hyped, to one degree or another. Why? Go in expecting nothing and spare yourself the disappointment.
>>150837991Based my friend enjoy your juicy draft pick ;)
>>150837932>statpadded against the Bears
>>150837600chiefsissies are mindbroken from two loses lmao
Is goff the ultimate line for good QB play?
>>150837984Nah bro you don’t play to win the game you play to stuff the stat sheet and lose
>>150838005All chess is 4 dimensional, time is a dimension.
Might've been a down week against the Packers but the Ekeler injury means he's RB1 nowBill ©roskey-Merritt is putting the league on notice
>>150838029Goff is a really good QB and has a nice arm. He's one of the last statues remaining in the league.
>>150838013>Why?Suffering builds character. Why even watch if you're gonna be a bitch about it?
>no football on tonight or tomorrowHow do you cope?
>>150837973That picture makes me wonder how will QB play be evaluated if he somehow manages to go the entire season without scoring a TD but ends up winning the Owl again.
>>150838015My shitty panthers’ front office will get the next Tom Brady or Payton Manning and then trade him for the 5th round draft pick in 2030
>>150837954Fentadelphians cycle between "Hurts is a top 3 QB" and "doing the bare minimum to win is all he has to" without stopping to think
>>150838037They lost Slater and now Mack? Oof
>>15083803364%, not 70% but I was close https://x.com/NextGenStats/status/1967386043956806020
>>150838047jerking off to tranny porn to pass the time
>>150838047Watch week 1 and 2 film for week 3 matchups
>>150838063go birds btw!
>>150838063chiefs fan btw
>>150838047I usually play Yu-Gi-Oh! or curate my porn collection.
>>150838047Im going to the lab watch tape ;) the grinds never stops
>>150838047Alien: Earth has been a godsend
>>150838035I hope so Kiwibro, now it's time for Bill to show what he's got
>>150838044>really goodChill. He’s serviceable
>>150838083I thought the first episode was pretty meh does it get better?
>>150838059>NOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN YOU ARE BLITZED 2/3 OF THE TIME YOU *HAVE* TO MEMECHUCK DEEP AAAHHHHHHH THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
Imagine being a millionaire athlete and waking up in Philadelphia, imagine having to pretend to like living in Philadelphia.
is this the bare minimum?
>>150838047Old movies. Viva Las Vegas (1964) and Rembrandt (1936) tonight, then later I’ll fall asleep to the Phillies
>>150838085Goff is good, he'll just have a complete meltdown 3 - 4 times a year that makes people forget his performance the other 13 games
>>150838085Goff is at least near if not firmly in the top 10.
>>150838083Based boomer
The unbridled Joy I feel whenever people seethe about my quarterback is incredible.
>>150838107>this one lucky play made up half of jalens 101 passing yardslmao
>>150837648Everything
>>150838125We can all have hot homer takes, it doesn’t make them reality. He’s nowhere close to top ten and would be lucky to be top 15.
>>150838138You can fully see his cock o.O
>>150838063Go Bills!
>have defensive minded head coach >have the most expensive defensive in the league >your defense sucks assi don't understand
>>150838150You're out of your fucking mind. There are not 15 QBs better than Goff. Btw I'm not even a Lions fan.
>your team>your thoughts so far in week 3>would you go ass to mouth within 4 months of a relationship
>>150838158Tomlin refuses to adapt to the league for better or worse. Steelers live in Tampa 2 and always will (until he's eventually fired/retires)
>>150838138Sheagle fans are NOT beating the gay allegations
>>150838158Minkah Fitzpatrick was the glue keeping that shitshow from falling apart but waaaahhh he wasn't getting enough picks so he had to go
>>150838176ChiefsWorriedYes
>>150838158Their defense rely too much on TJ Watt now
>>150838158>defensive-minded black head coaches
>>150838176>niners>mentally preparing for players to get injured like a weekly lotto drawingand fuck no never, assplay is disgusting
>>150838097>argument from the absurd
>>150837633The fucking state of music
>>150838175Yeah they never are.Mahomes Allen Lamar Burrow Herbert Hurts Baker Daniels Dak Love Purdy Stafford Stroud are inarguable. That’s 13. I didn’t say he wasn’t top 15, I said he’s be lucky to be. Maybe he is. But it’s close.
>>150838176Finsit’s overno question
>>150837695HE JUST CANINT
>>150838176>Panthers>i'm not surprised>no
>>150838176>PHI>it's 2023 all over again>nah that gross
>>150838202Damn nigga, you may have just changed my mind. When I see those names listed out like that, I can't argue.
>>150838202>dook poopskid>better than GoffLol
>>150837695i still can't believe that the Steelers made bustin look competent in week 1
>>150838176>your teamMy panthers >your thoughts so far in week 3Hope my panthers can get a w at home against a division rival >would you go ass to mouth within 4 months of a relationshipFuck no
>>150838224*watches you suspiciously*>>150838227100%
So Realistically Spencer Rattler is better than Caleb Williams and JJ McCarthy right ?
>>150837695real talk: how long until Justin converts to tight end because no one wants him as a QB anymore?
>>150838202Bruh
>>150838202>Dook Poopscoop
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>150837283He saved completely saved the Eagles, don't know where we would be if we didn't draft him. Just another mid team in the league riding the QB carousel. Prospect very few people liked and absolutely no one supported drafting in the 2nd round. The eagles would then proceed to immediately collapse into the worst eagles team ive watched in my life with Wentz completely falling apart. He stepped up to be the hero and we haven't missed the playoffs since. Our retarded reactionary fanbase were ready force the firing of the greatest GM in american sports.God bless Jalen Hurts.
>>150837954Is Lafleur actually a good coach?
what do all the wops in Jersey think of Daniel Jones now that he’s playing good in Indiana?
yikes
>>150838176>iggz>the offense looks as shitty through two weeks as it has the previous two seasons, i'll be fucking pissed if there isn't some improvement in week 3 at home vs the rams. howie needs to bring another TE and CB2.>maybe
>>150838234So far, yeah. Rattler has made some nice throws too.
>>150838258"Fucking nauseating"
>>150838257Yes, he is the best of the McVay coaching tree
>>150838250I mean how would you feel if you got 50 points dropped on you as a new HC by your old team
>>150838257Of course. His week to week adjustments on offence are up there with the best in the league. His sideline spazzes still crack me up thoughbeit
>>150837698you go?
>>150838199If you're blitzed on 2 out of every 3 drop backs, what would you do to counter it?
>>150838176NannersInjury bug is nasty but I really like what I've seen from the defense, rookies look great and are having an immediate impact. If the offense can play more than 3 snaps without exploding it could be a really scary team later in the year on both sides of the ballEw
>>150838266Uh oh...
>>150838257Yes. How is this even a question to you?
>>150838176ChiefsWe’re still winning the owlWould do it day 1 with Tay
>>150837708simp fans
>>150837749>having a K-pop group perform in Santa Clara for a Bills v Packers Super BowlThat’s too bizarre. They can’t do that
why the FUCK wasn't he flagged and fined?
>>150837809redskins you chud
>>150838237Why TE? It's more logical for RB
>>150838269Rattler has looked nice but no one watches the Saints so absolutely no one gives a shit
>>150838290Oh mama
>>150838250Stopping to have friendly chats after being completely assraped would be a really bad look to his team.
>>150838305ayyyyy ooohhhhhhhh cam on
>>150838272>McVay coaching treekek Lafleur got his first start in the league with Gary Kubiak and then Mike Shanahan with the Redskins. He didn't even call plays when he was with the Rams that why he left after one year and went to the Titans. He's absolutely not from the McVay tree that's an absurd reach
>>150838290>Travis gets to eat that ass anytime he wants
>>150838305Sickening. There's no place for this kind of extreme hateful conduct in the sport.
>>150838314>>150838314>no one watches the Saints so absolutely no one gives a shitThis is a blessing. I don't wan't anyone caring enough to shitpost nonstop about my shitty team.
>>150838047I went to sleep at 1:30am because of MNF. I'm good for a couple days
>>150837923But New York only has one team?
bros, how do I get a gf like this?
>>150838234People forget he was a potential first overall pick. And then insulted some egos at Oklahoma and got benched, then thrown out. So he had to stay in school to get his stock back up as much as possible.
>>150838331You mustve felt like shit watching Geno disasterclass
Musically, I don’t think K-pop is good at all. However its lyrics are oddly very safe and good natured which is weird in today’s music industry.
>>150837392>Jelly Roll>Shaboozey>Metallica
>>150838356>>Metallicawho?
>>150838345sunk cost fallacy, I had to stick through with watching the game.
>>150838330Absolutely nobody had any expectations for the Saints going into the season, the fact that they don't look like the worst team in the NFL is grounds for celebration
>>150838339>there are anons itt who wouldn’t put their mouths on that ass after 4 months of datingbunch of slack jawed faggots around here!
we're going to be okay
>>150838281Put in an extra TE and rip it deep towards whichever DB is blitzing :)
>>150838281Acting like that one game is representative of the average Hurts dropback when that's not what the conversation is about
>>150838309>Shroud throws a beautiful TD pass. Continues to miss wide open WRs the rest of the game.
>>150838339I'd eat that ass.
>>150838379>t. has intestinal parasites
>>150838326Do you also agree that McVay is from the Gruden tree?
>>150838176>ravens >harbaugh needs to be fired >licky'd my tranny sheilas balloon knot clean yesternight and washed down with a longneck
>>150838384>Trust the process
>>150838384my chiefs going to be okay too
>>150838386see >>150838107
For me, its the 1937 AFL Champion Los Angeles Bulldogs, the FIRST football team in history to excecute a perfect season
>>150838408kek good job outting yourself false flagging obsessed mutt
>>150838305It’s a restaurant nearby the stadium and where most of the players live. They like to eat there a lot since it’s the best restaurant in that area
>bears are 1.5 point favoritesis there any reason not to bet it all on Dallas?
>>150838384Last team that said this never made a Championship run and their star player constantly was injured. Id be careful with those words - could be a curse
>>150838418I'm just gonna say that their season was fraudulent
>>150838384Damn, JJ got quite the bussy
>>150838408>>150838410>>150838423>forgot to change to his US vpn namefucking kek
>>150838418The Brown have a perfect season and a fivepeat if you count AAFC records.
>>150838415See? It works, do it more.
>>150838438>1.5 favoritefucking how? This is a trap bet, it has to be.
>>150838176bengalstoenah probably not
We need to nerf NFL kickers and I'm not joking when I say that. It's getting way too easy to hit field goals from 60+ yards out. Kickers are still the same sort of athletes as 20 years ago but they shouldn't be able to make 70 yard FGs. Something is fucked and I don't know if they're juicing the balls or juicing the kickers or what.
>>150838438dallas games too stressful cant remember the last time these niggas won a game comfortably
>>150838402I think when people say someone is from the ____ tree in general you have to give credit to whoever they coached under for the longest. McVay was with Jay Gruden for 3 years and called plays two of those years iirc so yea you could credit him. It's not cut and dry for sure but that's how I see it
why does everyone shit on Caleb but no one shits on jayden?
I'm nervous commandie bros...like we're standing on the precipice of glory or disaster...
>>1508384521948 happened after 1937 anon
>>150838469Make the goal a square the ball has to go thru
>>150838479>2 gamespost last year
>>150838408>>150838410plonked out retard forgot to set his vpn posting on two devices kek
>>150838423hello sir, I would very much like to goon to this attractive older lady. Would you kindly provide her name for me to search for more of her content for my sexual gratification?
>>150838481Green bay is a legit team and that short week + travel didn't help at all, hoping that humbled them a bit. On to the Raiders this week after a 10 day rest
>>150838479Daniels didn't look like dogshit in 2 games. He was good in the first and okay in the second
>>150838452ah yes the AAFC, where Miami had its first ever pro sports team, the Seahawks
>>150838444>won all 8 league games>played 8 exhibition games, 2 against All-Star teams, won those>4 shutouts>swept the Bungles (kek)>only team in the league to make a profit that seasonTerrible trips are terrible
>>150838483But the Bulldogs didn't fivepeat
Limp Bizkit Super Bowl halftime show
>>150838495I have no idea who it is kek I just save those hag webms that someone posts in gamethreads
Special….you think your specialyou do
>>150838513I'm just gonna say that the reffies were the reason they won those games
>>150838508>Green bay is a legit team and that short week + travel didn't help at allthat's the only thing keeping my copium tank full right now. Hope the mini-bye helped them re-calibrate. At least we got this 2 games in 5 days shit out of the way early in the season
>>150838512It also had the 49ers
>>150838531I agree, hoping they play angry against the Raiders sunday after that showing against GB
>>150838528Stink as
Gilmore Stadium....SOVL....
Slipknot halftime show
>>150837695so if i'm understanding the quadrants right:>upper left: underperformed relative to their career but still did well>upper right: overperformed and did well>bottom right: overperformed but also didn't do enough to help the team>bottom left: active detriment to their team
>>150838481That loss sucked so bad, but once I put time between myself and it I'm more convinced that the Packers are just that legit. Plus, Daniels' injury seems to be minor, he's not even out for the Raiders game (yet). It should actually be an easy few weeks after this. Raiders, Bears, and Cowboys are unserious teams. I don't really believe in the Falcons; their defense looked good, but they were also going up against JJ. The Chargers are also looking good though, Herbie dragons might dice up the secondary. Other than the Chargers, the next serious game I see is the Chiefs October 27. And I'm assuming they HAVE to be good at that point.
the midnight halftime show
>>150838469There was at least like half a dozen or so doinks this week tho?
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYAAAAAASSS
>>150838176>jags>just bench lawrence alreadyno but I'll definitely eat out her armpits
>>150838548Oh we’ll be good, my 2025 NFC team. You just wait
Has Journey done the halftime show yet? They have like 3 or 4 songs everyone knows, they could make a decent show out of it.
>>150837695>Fields is so bad that he is literally 2 standard deviations away from the next worst performance this week
>>150838562WHERE ARE YOU? AND I'M SO SORRYI CANNOT SLEEP, I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHTI NEED SOMEBODY AND ALWAYSTHIS SICK, STRANGE DARKNESSCOMES CREEPING ON, SO HAUNTING EVERY TIMEAND AS I STARE, I COUNTEDTHE WEBS FROM ALL THE SPIDERSCATCHING THINGS AND EATING THEIR INSIDESLIKE INDECISION TO CALL YOUAND HEAR YOUR VOICE OF TREASONWILL YOU COME HOME AND STOP THIS PAIN TONIGHT?STOP THIS PAIN TONIGHT
>>150838534yeah I know, everyone knows that about the AAFC. that's why it's more interesting to post other more obscure trivia like it having the original baltimore colts and buffalo bills, as well as one of the many attempts to make a yankees football team which later became the dallas texans (not the ones that became the chiefs) and then the second baltimore colts.
>>150838567Man thats one sick ahh fetish
>>150838585What is Zeus thinking
>>150838567sours on the pits-uhhhh I mean tits
reffies
Out with the gf. This guys dog decided to join us. Feels weird that there's no football on today.
>>150838505balding malding tranny fucking fairy faggot is having a melty he fucked up his botposting kek
>>150837264Joe Burrow's career is over right?Even Coach Prime almost died years decades later from that injury
Is HandCreep still freaking the fuck out or what?
Best Uniforms in Football...? Well that would be the 1949 Los Angeles Rams duh
>>150838105its better than whatever shithole flyover hovel you are from
>>150838623who?
>>150838610
>>150838176EaglesPic related (though that's how it felt all of last year too, and things turned out ok)I can't imagine any girl actually wanting that, so I guess not
>>150838619Coach Primate
>>150838663ebin!
>>150838624that that guy jerking the other guy off
>>150838663and there, THERE it is
mina
>>150838569cringe
>>150838176>packers>is this what having an elite defense is like? it feels nice....>nah
>>150838684Mina? More like meh
>>150838610>>150838684Asian women deserve the world I love them so much.
>>150838438Yeah, the Cowboys fucking suck
>>150838619deion has a genetic disease, his leg tried to kill him
>>150838689shut up faggot
>>150838689>pretending the defense wasn't good last year KYS sneak
>>150838684
>>150838623Kek plonked. Stink as
>>150838677Just like me n ur mumUr mum has a nice cock btw
The vpn kiwi tranny could be any one of us..
>>150838700
If your team isn't /onthefloat/, get lost.Only fans of the Bears, Dolphins, Lions, 49ers, Bengals, Jaguars, Falcons, Raiders, Giants, Bills, and Chiefs are permitted to post in this Thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7auEg6XUOI
>>150838742How was he out of the league for a year?
>>150838758>immediately looks for the refkwab
>>150838712there's a difference between a good defense and an elite defense, bucko
>>150838749I hate this so much that I can't even ironically shitpost about it
>>150838769killyourselfc:
>>150837394Kek
>>150837394statmutt bothered someone enough that they made this. He won
>>150838766cursed by carolinai wish we had drafted him at green bay
>>150838776>C'MON RIDE THE FLOAT >HEY RIDE IT>C'MON RIDE THE FLOAT >HEY RIDE IT
>statmutt bothered someone enough that they made this. He won
>>150838766His intestines don't work right or something
>>150838749The Eagles are clearly on that float
>>150837394I never really thought about it or realized it before but Chiefs fans must absolutely fucking DESPISE the eagles huh? They’ve pretty much single handedly killed their dynasty at this point.
>>150838799We're winning on Sunday. The giants will be 0-3 and everyone in the league will shit their pants when mahomes throws for 5 touchdowns.
>>150838847>We
>>150837392Primus
Dilly Dilly
>>150838799were you jealous of the jewish kids who had nice clothes? perhaps they wore a montana chiefs jersey? kek obsessed plonked out tranny fucker
>>150838176>Saints>Too many penalties and defense cant stop a 3rd down>Its a nice porn fetish but disgusting to do in real life as well as health consequences and I have a low pain tolerance>>150838699I laughed when evil Charlie had the same birthday of Saint Floyd
fuck milly
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>>150838749>Bears, Dolphins, Lions, 49ers, Bengals, Jaguars, Falcons, Raiders, Giants, Bills, and Chiefs/onthefloat/ just means /outdaowl/scriptwriters are trying something different at least, I guess
>>150838868gooooo biiiiirds
>>150838176>Browns>I expected nothing and I am still disappointed>enjoy your monkeypox bro
>>150837642Happy birthday. Your team plays in the Superdome, which is cursed and haunted by the dead and suffering from katrina
