>>150838388
Whenever I'm having a good day, /hoc/ makes it a GREAT day. When I'm feeling down, /hoc/ always cheers me up. Thanks guys!
>>150838406thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud 1248 days ago?
The worst part of training camp is seeing these obviously shit teams feign optimism
>>150838413lines in the grass kinda make it looks like it's raining.
My penguins ):
thus, mitch1
>>150838432Les habitants du quebec heaux l'hiver en les belle blanc et rhoux ile. Pour grey manc petite m'our. :)
>>150838473Takagi! <3
Thinking about my Carolina Hurricanes.
>>150838564Stop thinking and start shucking
>>150838564Don’t do it, fren. There are many reasons to keep living
>>150838564Who do you think will walk over them in the ECF this year?
Imagine being a fan of a team other than the Florida Panthers in the mid 2020s.
>>150838588Columbus desu
>>150838564Eat Rock Candy
>>150838598
>>150838598Okay im imagining it
>>150838598I hope all you bandwagon faggots drive off a cliff
Less than 2 months until hockey is back
God FUCKING dammit, I’m tired of this fucking bullshit, who the FUCK keeps SHITTING in my goddamn pants?!!!
>>150838633i'm the opposite of a bandwagon fan. i'm the horse driving it.i saw the writing on the wall in 2018 and dropped the Penguins for the Panthers.
>>150838668Sorry fren, I'll stop
>>150838673retard
>>150838673
>>150838673>I'm not a bandwagoner because I timed my bandwaggoning well If you had any soul you would have suffered through all those hopeless years with the pens
>>150838727>waste your free time being frustratedi'll call up Pope Leo and have you canonized as a martyr.
>>150838751Sorry but Bob has caller ID and doesn't pickup for bandwogoners
goy sportgoy threadgoy posters
>>150838786WASG
>>150838564We don’t eat cock here
>>150838805Explain flames posters
>>150838870Would you call the Ouroboros self-fellating? How disresectful
>>150838870Flamers ain't gay just confused
took a gamble with a risky fart and marnered my pants
>>150838901Flames are a human centipede
>watching junior ice hockey and dreaming of regular-season Gary Puck
aces are on
I'm a Flamiac and I'm retarded
>>150839027Thanks, I forgot they were on tonight
>>150839032Love oxymorons
>>150838954we don't call those that here now
>>150839057The Naming of the Duece is controversial to be sure
>>150838413/hoc/ is for frens :)
>>150839067the double decker transit bus that runs down the strip to downtown is called the deuce
>>150839079dually noted
>>150839067The crying of one Vegas simp does not make referrering to marners as marners controversial
>>1508391171993
love a good fish team
>>150839145same
one of you chucklefucks better be getting a box and sharing to the class how it is
>>150839222We aren't chucklefucks around here
>>150839222I wanna see more Ovi adverts on the telly, Gary>do you hear me, Gary? I'm serious, god damnit
So in the MLB today a player was awarded a home run despite there being fan interference also called on the play. Would that be like if there was a penalty review that found there to be goalie interference but the goal still counted?
>>150839237I saw, and it's one of a list of official errors and miscues, and fuck Rob Manfred so hard his teeth fall out Fuck
>>150839237No because the goalie is on a team unlike the fan who for rules sake has to be seen as a random impartial(lmao) element
>>150839222>chucklefucks
>>150839257So I guess if a fan threw a hotdog at a goalie and it exploded on his mask, all the fixings getting in his eyes and nose and mouth, and as it happened there was a shot on net that went in, would be more like the MLB situation
>giggleniggle
h o t t o g oyou can take me hot to goooo!
>>150839276
>>150839268
>>150839276throw a hot dog a dustin wolf and see what gary does
Kek it do really be like that though
Almost pre season time :)
>>150839452Wolf would save it
Fuck Baseball Season, GaryGet in here already >bring your pucks
>>150839288flames mentioned
>>150838413Thanks fren. Today was a better day for me as well. I’m optimistic about the future
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BPz-xlWZL9I
>/hoc/'s secret ingredients is healing and friendship
media day tomorrow
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gMH8fpxkzGU
>>150839692Hate it. Hate training camp.
>>150839678I can teach you how to make webms if you want
>>150838388/hoc/ tuah shit on that thang
>>150839718No soundhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EoJqaswC7vw
>>150839714why buddy
>>150839718please do
>>150839757it takes more effort than this genny deserves
>>150839763/hoc/ is in need of high quality oc
Truce of frienship
>I can make really good OC>BUT I'M NOT GONNA!!!!!!!You're Officially Dissinvited to /hoc/, congratulations
>>150839679I want to believe that every fren will make it
>>150839777checked for friendship
>>150839777Checked
how many times do I have to tell youthe 500th post can't be the linkyou have to wait until 500, THEN post your shit thread
>>150839777based
>>150839222I'd rather try mackinnon crunch
>>150839813this thread is the shit, go punch yourself in the dick right now
I don't like chatgpt's new personality. it asks too many questions during conversations
Honestly wouldn't it make sense for Red Wings to fire Yzerman this season and tank for McKenna? This so called "retooling" isn't even working.
>>150839777god wills itI'm inI'm sorry for all the times I called you guys samir and rajesh even though I knew it was a white person posting
>>150839826It's hungry for knowledge and human flesh
Huomenta but the opposite
>>150839831Forgiven
>>150839836It wants to know even more about how I'm trying to reconnect with my old man
thus, trb exposed himself as a fatass
>>150839845not you dumbass the canadians
>>150839846human psychology must be high on its list of priorities
suck shit samir eat cock randy eat dick dylan get raped trb
>>150839777what? fuck you
>Late Breaking News, /hoc/ is the same now, more than ever before
>>150839872based
>>150839883
>>150839883>>150839898>>150839838night, Schnookums...
>>150839883you know what normally I would tell you to fist fuck yourself to death and shut the fuck upbut in honor of the historic truce this evening I'm just going to bid you happy marijuana smoking and masturbating
>>150839898what's the lore of this image
>trb>uploads ghibli pic of mitch>does the same thing to himself when drunkkek cmtsu
>>150839910Happy Woden'sday to you and yours, lad... >this is gonna be the best season EVER
>>150839917xhe rb posted pics of xim/xerself but with an ai filter
>>150839921retard
>why is his head so big?
Happy Bud1en'sday to you and yours, lad...>I'm overweight. I'm wearing 36 and 38.
Kek. Im drunk. Somebody Gibli this picture of Mitch
>>150839973>>150840002uh o... someone (trb) bubblin' 'gain
You wear your heart on your sleeve, Mitch
OUR acies choked the game away KWAB first loss in 17 games. >:(
>colour blindthat explains the burrito delivering and no jet piloting
>>150840026Imagine driving a wrx in 2025 kwab
>>150839145'eadsbonus for fish mascot
>ai says average waiste size for an american man my age is over 40, so i guess I am not doing that bad.that's code for "i am an old fatass" kek
>>150840036I'm tried and could not, I'm sorry... that was a hard one>>150840050'eads
>>>I tried and could not[]
the alaska aces franchise folded a long time ago wtf are you talking about
>>150840084>I tried and could not(beat bud and mitch)
>>150840090lurk moar tranny btw tiny lost
No seriously how long till JT gets traded?
took 4 runny marners today (been eating a lot of chicken wings)
>>150840101041722 hours
I had a business idea that each of the minor league conferences would align themselves by selecting an animal for its conferences; and then we'd have a Bird Conference, and Fish Conference, Snake Con., Bear Con, Kitties and Doggoe Con, of course>maybe it's more fitting for a junior or youth league??
>>150840033sad they'll win the next won bro
>>150840156elimination game i hope so!
>>150839757First you need to yoink the media from its source. You can use yt-dlp for many websites https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/wiki/Installation. It's a terminal/command line application. Websites often try and prevent you from ripping media. In these cases you'll have run the video while watching the network tab of inspect element (right click >inspect element > network). This will help you isolate the video. Ideally you can find the url of the video itself and right click download it. Alternatively you can just use a website like this https://cobalt.tools/ https://www.mediamister.com/free-youtube-video-downloader to download the video. As far as I'm aware its safe lol. Super easy to use and auto mutes the videos. Once you have the video (if you have autism) you can use ffmpeg to shorten it to correct length, mute it, and compress it. https://ffmpeg.org/. You can do everything with ffmpeg. Is also a terminal application. Chatgpt is pretty good at writing ffmpeg commands for you. Online applications also work (for cutting videos) but tend to re-encoding files and increase their MB size. An option https://online-video-cutter.com/.mp4s/webms take up much less space than gifs. If you have a gif that's too large, convert it to an mp4/webm. ffmpeg can do this. So can websites like https://ezgif.com/gif-to-mp4.Fun websites to make shitty gifs:https://www.3dgifmaker.com/360Spinhttps://ezgif.com/makerhttps://makesweet.com/Edit photos with: gimp/photoshop/photopea
>>150840151business idea: bud1, mitch1
list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'>chilly easter of 2022>4 naysh>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record>the yzerplan>losing in combat to a burrito>estonia >bud winning the draft lottery>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis>seizure meds>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud >admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud>canada/canadians>the jannies ignoring his reports>listing the things that cause him to bubble>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to >dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his >going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes>limited mobility >limited income >being condemned for supporting sean higgins>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him >unicycles >being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits >a hockey rink is not a beveled rectanglefeel free to add to the list
>>150839831I forgive you. Sorry for spamming 4nations webms. >>150839845>>150839854Lmao
I'll bet there's not a single one of those zoomers from the WJC scandal who likes a good hairy beefy vagina. probably all little tasteless shavedpedos. absolutely disgusting and sad.
>>150839973An attack on one member of the huge head community is an attack on us all
>>150840223trb replying to xim/xerself again (yes, xhe is the one who spams 4naysh webms)
>trb's ai selfies get exposed>starts bubblin' and posting more ai-ified pics of mitchxhe just can't help but confirm it's xim/xer. just endless self inflicted KWABing
It's... christian
vancouver needs to stop using it's colonist city name and team name . I suggest they change the teams name to the χʷay̓χʷəy̓ Thunderbirds
>>150840743For me its haida gwaii
I'm 38 but wear a wig all the time and people think I'm only 20
>>150840755no they dont
>>150840743Crazy native names are always fun. There are a few here I wish got more play.
WRESTLEFAGS IN
>>150840922tellin' me "alice springs" ain't abbo?
>>150840210trb?
>>150840953the rajesh boys
>>150840953that's been your name for 1248/1249 days now
tbg aka the based guy
>>150840951It's shocking, right? That's Mparntwe, but that isn't as cool as Brisbane's secret name Meanjin.
it stood for the blinking guy
like strawGARY wineseeeeventeenthe cold april moonsaw everythangmy first taste of buuuudwoah bittersweetbut gay in my mindlike strawGARY wine
thus, tbg became trb
the first instance of trb being called a raped bitch >>119631894
>>150840994KWARB
Fucking retards.
>>150840994raped retard
FLAMESFLAMESFLAMESFLAMESFLAMESFLAMESFLAMES
>>150841002this is why i am confused. this is the only thing i know called trb. anyway, the replies of "the blinking guy" or "the based guy" don't really shed more light on this for me. i still don't know who tf they are referring to.
>>150841015nice try trb
>>150841015some people also called him tripping balls guy
>>150841022guess what they call him now
>>150841023The rad boy?
the ripe blueberry
you wanna be a big cop in a small town fuck off up the model village
the retarded bitchboywholosttobudandmitch
finna watch another episode of alien: earth tonight have you guys watched it? it's pretty good
>>150841049Toughest man in the world in the village
you ever fire a gun in the air whilst yelling "aaaargh?"
you wanna be a big marner in a small bowl fuck off up the yotes arena
>>150841064No mostly i yell alalalalallalalal
ranking of just the aesthetics of the logo nothing else
i sometimes still play 1.6 and source if you play during the daytime they usually have a few servers going with other autistic boomers
>>150841078totally dumb and wrong and gay with the exception of the dead wings being S and vegass being shit (sorry copey love u bby)
jack is a chud
>>150841078kinda just realized the sharks are zionist propaganda team they should go down a few levels
>>150841078must be a tier list of most gay fags kwab
>>150841095>upper middle class white men are chudsYeah no shit
>>150841078Florida is the worst logo in the league
>50 miles inland>sharks
>>150841125there are many leopard sharks in the bay and several other smaller species of sharks. sometimes great white sharks enter from the ocean too but otherwise stay on the coast.
>>150841114post rolex
>>150841125>jacksonville>jaguars
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctic1jq__u8
>>150841082Like once a year I do that and play Day of Defeat too.
>>150841153the VGK logo is like an unlicensed rip off age of empires mobile game logo. it is so shit and has absolutely no soul. Also Utah HC wtf.
>>150841173cope it rules
>>150841173Utah is so soulless that it wraps around to ultimate kino tier Yah you're right about knights
>>150841173cope gary spent a lot of time on that logo with the new paint set his parents bought him for hanukkah
>>150839816You just know that if Mackinnon was actually involved in the making of the cereal it would taste blander than cardboard yet be the most nutrient-dense, healthiest food on the planet.
sergio keeps trying to get me to play aoe2 and like no bro i haven't played it in 23 years if anything let's play brood war
so feed them then? i don't see the problem here
that counterstrike post gave me feels. thinking about people I used to talk to everyday 20 years ago on mIRC. fuck.
>>150841097That is a seven-pointed star, so they are Aussies. Fitting for sharks.
>>150841200didn't a shark eat one of your prime ministers?
:(that's one less team for carter "gummer" hart
>>150841205You'll never convict m--I mean, that mysterious unknown shark.
>>150841207so carolina or vegas then?
>>150841216hopefully vegas so that he has a better chance at winning the cup this upcoming season
>>150841207He needs to fuck off to Europe or the KHL for a couple of years. If he doesn't get signed to the NHL I unironically expect him to be the starter for Team Canada in the Spengler Cup.
>>150841221cope he might help the canes get out of their 1-16 ecf slump
>>150841078I was going to disagree but this is actually pretty accurate
>>150841230kek I think the only way for that to happen is to get rid of Rod (and his bod) and hire torts
holy SHIT how long has gary been in the tribe?
watching old conan o brien episodes before i pass out drunk
>>150841259After he got fucked over from the tonight show my wife and i went to one of his tour dates, it was cool.
>>150841259>>150841264Numales
>>150841259I like the one where he gets stoned in the taxi with his asian assistant
>>150841264>>150841272based
>>150841207My flames need a backup but would never sign farter shart because we have extremely high ethical standards and because hes shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_1DT1IH0RE
what was his fucking problem
for me it was the interrupter
just found out he's a podcaster nowmotherfucking grim
>>150841283just plain autism
>>150841283
>>150841298based
>>150841283hubris
>>150841295some of it is ok
phil kessel is a mother fucking chimp
phil kessel is a mother fucking champ
This shitter aint saving your leafs
phil is a shoot retard
>>150841377cope they have roy now
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII E IIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYSMARNERRRRRRRRRRR OH IWILL ALWAYS MARNER
>>150841397hockey thread outside of the general. come and reply to it
>>150841406dolly's song but the dumb crackhead bitch that made it popular drowned in a bathtub. her daughter did too a couple years later KWAB
>>150841426shan't be growing the game for free
>>150841426Nah
>>150841427based reference geterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtE1TmikgIQ
>>150841426This is your goat?
>>150841426>hockey thread outside of /hoc/
>>150841464KEK at that gif
>>150841464what was he chimping out about here
>>150841494Could be 1 of 20 legendary chokes
>>150841494more like what wasn't he chimping out about here?
>>150841508ugandan street food
I just realized it was Nashville who drafted that boy from Ram Ranch
>>150841464It must be exhausting to be a leafs fan. Like battered wife syndrome. There are many mediocre teams with chill fan bases that just blissfully go through cycles and wait for their time in the sun. Not the sabres though. Oh man.
>>150841427So did Dolores but cranberries are /hoc/ approved
An-other head hangs lo-wlyChild is slo-wly ta-kenAnd the vio-lence caused such si-lenceWhoarewe,mis-ta-ken?
Feeling really depressed. So many fellow Oiler fans saying how McDavid is gone, how we have ruined his career.It feels like the Oilers shouldn't even be allowed to have a NHL team because of their complete failure as an organization.I just don't know what to do.
>>150841883Brother you’ve made the Stanley Cup finals two years in a row. Just hang on and enjoy the ride because a decade from now the memory of these times might help you cope with the oilers version of Jim Benning managing your team
>>150841883Are you one of them bandwagoner fans? Or are you a lifelong oily boy? If you're a bandwagoner than just pick a new team, preferably my Flames. If you're a real fan then I'm sorry bud, like other anon said, you've had a good run and Oilers could still go on a run in the upcoming season. Least you got to enjoy Mcmeme in his prime for so long :)
>>150841883You have more important problems to be depressed about
>>150841918*then
>>150841926post foreskin
so what did YOU do with your offseason, /hoc/?me, I built my first PC
>>150841965drank 60-70 drinks per week
>>150841965>I built my first PCnice sounds fun :)I tried to go on a cool bike tour like I did last year but lost motivation midway and abandon it, contemplated why I succeeded last year and failed this year. Learned some stuff about myself in the process.
>>150841965got laid off, decided to stop paying my bills, went to Greece, house got foreclosed on, returned from Greece, currently working with attorney to get mortgage reinstated and go back to reality. looking for another job. thinking of killing myself for being fucking retarded and not wanting to work anymore in general.
>>150842013Damn I hope that all works out for you
>>150842035thanks me too bro
>>150841494>>150841464that was from game 7 against Tampa in 2022Holl set an obvious pick and got called for interference, wiping out what would have been a tying goal for the Leafshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sa-Znq09Bghere's Steve's initial reaction to the play, going from joy to bewilderment to furyhttps://youtu.be/7D6oELXaZDo?t=5338(1:28:58 if the start time doesn't work)after that, he was just SEEEEEETHING at the screen for the rest of the game, looking for any excuse to complainthe moment that a Tampa player whacked at a Leafs player after a whistle, he started screaming, "CALL IT, CALL IT" over and overhttps://youtu.be/7D6oELXaZDo?t=5587(1:33:07 start)
>>150842053based rain man
>>150842058nah, I made the webm and remembered vaguely what it was fromonly took a few minutes of googling to find it again
>>150842061i appreciate your honesty
>>150842013kek what a bitch
Morning marner was rough, like a pine cone going through my bussy
>>150842504Have you been eating enough fiber?
Good morning Flamiacs
wordle in 4perfect connections
cric send their regards hoccieshttps://youtu.be/jLBDqchND0s
tabla x
>>150843165Gay faggot retards we can't stop winning.
>>150843206Gay faggot retards have the Yzerscam, the >dabres and the Kitties' bitch thoughever
finna go with the penguin
>>150843335 Ok, Samir. >laffs
>>150843165Since when is Seattle in the sunbelt?
>>150843165>colorado, washington, st louis, seattle>sunbelt
>>150843430
20 days until hockey returns
>Preseason starting this weekendIt has been so long since /garypuck/ I'm finna bouta peep some of them gamess
I’m optimistic about today :DDD
FLAMES FLAMES FLAMES
>>150843593Hockey is coming back, Pekka. Have you seen any liiga yet?
>>15084359705:45 and the frenposting has already begun
gee randy, carter shart AND karil kriplezov?
>okay, there wasn't a "rape"....but they're still GUILTY of rape "culture"!!!There's no appeasing Reddiitors.There's no appeasing the media.They must be completely annhilated from Earth.
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>giving a shit about the opinions of reddit
>>150843957btw, this "rape culture" cop-out after yet another Rape Hoax gets defeated is the same playbook they use EVERY TIME.>Duke Lacrosse>Patrick Kane>Mattress Girl>UVA frat (Rolling Stone rape hoax)et al.I hate these demons and want them executed.
Happy birthday ovi!
>chucky wucky out until december with herniakwab
>>150844003>October and Novemberhockey for pussiesa whole bunch of hollow points put up by McDavid and Marner against hungover defensemen just wanting to get to the locker room to see which groupies texted them back
>>15084402084 games next season
which NHL team would Brock Samson root for
>>150844080my knighties
>>150843997Thanks :)
>>150844099Ovi would never use /hoc/. Maybe he’s posted on /pol/
>>150843165>bro’s It isn’t possessive, it is plural. It should be bros.
>>150844206You didn't seriously expect someone who believes in the flames to be smart, did you?
>>150844206newfag pls
faggots OUT
SAY HER NAME AND SHE APPEARS I BELIEVE IN TAKAGI
quenneville did nothing wrongkane did nothing wrongperry did nothing wrong
It's up.
>>150844339>rags
TAKAGI TAKAGI TAKAGI
that neet piece of shit is dead asleep
>>150839641would have been different if drury didn't stack team america with weak old >rags
first regular-season USHL games drop at 1630EST, Sioux City and Dubuque>1900EST Waterloo hosts Muskegon
>>150844535who would you have taken over krieder, miller and trocheck?
>>150844550thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud on 04/17/2022?
>>150844279But how will players have locker room sex to bond?
>>150844560Keep Miller, bring in Debrincat and Tage Thompson.
>>150844627both those guys suck tho
Shut the fuck up chambers
>>150844644Just like my Islanders
Thoughts?
>>150844644Krieder is ancient and Trocheck sucks.
>>150844659>dullass stors
>>150844659>laffs
if the NHL wasn't retarded we could have been watching season start in 2 days this weekend.
>scoreless draws in Finland
>>150844677Dallas should be between Colorado and Tampa
>>150844710If Gary had decent interns the league would start in September and be concluded by May at the latest
