Switch Hitting Record Edition
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this is the thread
>>150840208That's alot of HRs for a catcher
Jays
>>150840225for me, it's the omelette house
METS 2 GAME WIN STREAK
Why was Ohtani taken out after 5 no-hit innings?
>>150840246he's technically still rehabbing
Yankletics.
>>150840208I know I watched the entire season and went to a lot of Mariners games, but man it is kind of hard to conceive that he's hit that many homeruns. I remember watching the Griffey 56 seasons and was blown away then as well.>>150840233Omelette House? Where is that? Also, the best chicken and waffles I've ever had was at a place next to Circa. Absolutely amazing.
we're here>>150816566>>150816566
Joe Biden levels of retardation in AZ vs SF
This is the thread
This is just the beginning. See you Space Cowboys!
>>150840263
>>150840246I assume they're giving him just enough innings to be in form for the playoffs, then pulling him out regardless of the game situationprobably think theyre untouchable at the top of NLWest even though theyre only 2.5 ahead of the 'dres
>>150840271you guys are already out, can we haz campy?
>>150840271I want a chihuahua shirt so bad
>>150840271Gib campy
baseball and innocuous images
>>150840271Make Taco Bell cheap again
>>150840276Does El Paso have any white people left?
>at the current rate, the first wild card game would be Yankees/Strosplease let it happen, it would be so funny
Chikaner is spamming BBC porn in the other thread, further proving he’s a jeetBaseball
>>150840257There are 3 around town, but the original is over on Charleston Blvd. The corned beef hash is amazing and they whole place is covered in pictures of the celebrities that ate there. If you're hungover the "freshin' up" is sprite, oj, and nutmeg and it's very very helpful.
>>150840308oooooooo that looks sicklove a corned beef
>>150840296Jays vs Yankees ALDS is Manfred's desired matchup
>>150840299Fuck vtroonersBaseball
>>150840275This bodes well for the Mariners final series. All is falling into place.>>150840308Hell yeah, brother. I'll hit it next time.
SAFE
>>150840276>>150840278Fine, but you better treat him with respect
>>150840320Manfred's desired ALCS is Yankees-Astros and his desired NLCS is Dodgers-Mets, with the WS being Yankees-Dodgers again.
>>150840332
........................nuff said.
SneksSneksSneks
Why are there two threadsYou morons
Sneks Win
GG jints sneks win and take the season tie breaker
>gay giantslol
>>150840336>Yankgers againSurely nothing bad can happen.
>>150840361go post in the doggie doo thread
>>150840336Why would Manfred want the Astros over the Jays? Toronto is the 5th biggest market
>>150840208i remember some time in the first half when i predicted dumps would cool off and finish the season at 38. luckily no one else remembers and nothing lives forever on the internet. i would be so embarrassed!
Mickey Mantle set the record for most HR by a switch hitter in a season with Carl Yastrzemski playing in left field Cal Raleigh breaks the record for most HR by a switch hitter in a season with MIKE YASTRZEMSKI playing in left field>>150840363>>150840362>>150840349sea sneks are sneakin' up on 'em!
>>150840376canadians are only worth 60% of an american
>>150840246losing game with healthy ohtani > winning game with injured ohtani. that's the math, whether anyone agrees with it or not.
you know the YouTube baseball compilations with all the old clips that you guys have seen 100 times before?im watching that shit every night and almost crying from laughing at itthe joys of getting into the sport at age 30
>>150840402I always like the ones with the fans who are nice to each other.
>>150840402ping me when you jack off to morganna
>>150840336>Yankees-AstrosThat's the ALWC right NOW.
>>150840401hes probably not going to pitch deep in the post season too, they will convert a couple starters to long relievers to avoid this shitshow
Baskin Dave fucks ya
>>150840208my catcher :)
>>150840425this just looks ridiculous tbqhgood legs tho
BIG FLY OHTANI-SAN!
>5 hitless innings>hr>loss...>no hitter through 8.2>however many insurance runs>loss>...
seasneks sneakin up on ya....
>>150840464No nip should ever sign with this abortion org again
>two threadsfobeeki no tabawaka
>>150840454Morganna the Kissing Bandit is amazing. When I tell young sports fans about her, they are amazed by multiple parts of it. The fact that she could so easily get on the field or court of damn near any big sport and that the players all loved her, for clearly obvious reasons. Legendary. She should be in some type of fan Hall of Fame.
>>150840443torture
>>150840389>>150840469many are saying this
another great thwaack from ohtani
>>150840421bearieposter was unhinged
>>150840421i like the ones where all the fans and players have a good time and get along and are nice to each other!
well, they made a fun run at the end at least but i think it's over
>>150840454awful
>>150840495this is psychotic >>150840460
>>150840402I watch mid asian girls on booktube read BAP
>>150840502>filename
>>150840518he's gay and reading makes you retarded
>>150840464>>150840471both those gentlemen won a world series in their first year with the club. they should pressure the fo to sign real fucking relief pitchers next deadline instead of throwing cash at free agent relievers in the offseason (WHO UNIVERSALLY SUCK COCK THE FOLLOWING YEAR)
are the philthies about to blow it?
>>150840480>and was hit by a pitch in Milwaukee.they let a pitch invader have an at batting?
fweddie :3
>>150840480it was a simpler time
>>150840549>autocorre-ACKmeant at bat*
cam on call, score sam fackin rans
>Dave Roberts blows the game for the Dodgers>David Robertson blows the game for the Phillies
Phillies just letting the dodgers get their hopes up
tie ballgame!
>>150840578Kino
>>150840584kek
>>150840578
dodgerchads we're all in here >>150816566>>150816566
This is psychotic
memes aside ohtani is pretty fucking cool conceptually
>>150840595like pottery
>>150840583>>150840521>>150840492these posters are unhinged
>Copying and pasting posts from the other threadThis is unhinged
>doyer containment thread kekekekekekekekekekekekek
>doyerpacos in the other arguing with chikaner about hololive and blacked porn
>>150840530funny coz in this specific video she talks about how he has internalized homophobia coz he's a closeted gay man 'ini
>>150840644kek
this entire board is like a shambling corpse
Alright i'm done with /mlb/ for the day. You guys have fun with this thread splitting bs.
>>150840657hey i posted this in another thread, why is it here??
haha dodgers tied it and the brown cucks are seething
>>150840666
>>150840411hey i posted this in another thread, why is it here??
>>150840647can you use another flag fella please and ty
>>150840668
>>150840672hey i posted this in the other thread, why is it here??
>>150840658/nfl/ is alive and well, /mlb/ is just schizos.
MARCHAN DINGER
>intentional walkDOGGIE DOOS
KEK DOGGIE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
FUCK THE DODGERS LOOOOOOOL
I don't trust Estevez to save here
this game is a work, marks
hahahahahaha
BASKIN
doyerpacos kek
DOGGIEDOOS KEKKKKKKK
Or durant or whatever the fuck bis name is>>150840697
DOGGIE DOOM
why are you autists posting in 2 threads
>>150840690>>150840692>>150840694>>150840707>>150840702Has anyone ever laughed at this?
baseball and trusted western european ipblocks with no imagebans
>>150840718this is the thread for patriots, the other thread is for NLtifa
>expecting the Dodgers bullpen to get ONE out!
>>150840719Basically every time desu
>>150840690>>150840694>>150840707>>150840702haha, very funny guys, I chortled audibly!
>fat duncy
treinen is working for ice when he's not pitching. that's the only explanation
okay, now muncy thread really deserves to be deleted
the other thread is faster. bye
Dodgers bullpen is genuinely godawful for what they're paying these players
>be dodgers >defer $1B>lose
>>150840761kumar rocker
>>150840766
phillies win!
>>150840761Abandon cricket, baseball doesn't have enough brown people
kek thugtani breaking duran's shin
Final: GG Dodgers
Why are there 2 threads?
okay everyone, time for quick pitch!
>>150840783The real thread (this one) vs the troll cuckold thread (max muncy)
>>150840785wrong its eepy time. recap rundown in the morning.
>dodgers lose>but my padres aren't winning and taking advantage of it
>>150840783there is a mentally retarded /mlb/ poster who wants to be the center of attention at all times. it's very unfortunate
kek doyermexicans
>>150840719Yeah, I'm laughing right now
kek doggiedoosKEK
>>150840719Kek doggie doos
umpcam is the best thing to happen to baseball broadcasting
luzardo vs snell tomorrow to stop the sweep should be interesting
>>150840806Not when I punch one
>>150840806We need catchercam
>save us smellysamao kek
>>150840809feels like a low scoring game
>wild card>yankees v. asstros/bomboston>doyers v. mest/sp/ can't handle this...
Phillies bros how we feeling?
>>150840822Snell is awful every time I watch him and I will be watching. The Phils are also clearly the best team in baseball so idk why people think the dodgers really have a chance anyway.
wtf don't post lewd umbrellas
>>150840828how fucking retarded are you
>bbcCan’t tell if he’s shitposting or mindbroken at this point
>>150840828>obscureAnd here I thought Latin American relations was only one thing you know little about
>>150840847I'm just glad he dropped all the pretenses that he's some racially pure white guy
>>150840847All meBaseball
>>150840858no....NO!!!
Who has the best pitching rotation going into October?
>>150840860The entire board knows now because going into other gennys and gets constantly btfo. He’s barneyfag 2.0 when he accidentally reveals his foot fetishhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
>>150840829>yankees v. asstros/bombostonWin or lose, I will open a portal to Gensokyo.
>mfw I don’t have a waifu and I’m also not a shut in loser whose only hobby is trying to ruin /sp/
>>150840875
>he doesn't know them all
>>150840914hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
>>150840914china will start world war 3 for this advanced technology
>Yo de Argentina, retardoVan Lingle Mungo
this thread has scored more (You)s than the muncy thread
dodgers had to win then right?
I saw 187 banana slugs on a hike when I was in california a cuppa weeks ago
Kek he got triggered>precious medalsRoy Campanella
Are the brewers just a regular season meme team or are they actually good?
>>150840954>Chris Paul hits a huge 3
>>150840954>cal raleigh beating micky mantle's switch hitting home run record that has stood for almost 65 years is the 4th most important story according to em el bee dot com
>>150840967well in most seasons the brewers outperform their expected wins by playing good baseball, but this year they're actually leading the league in run differential. So that's to say, this year could be different. Still, I think they lack the slug to win in October but they definitely have a chance. (cope small ball fags, you absolutely need to hit homers to win in october)
>>150840967regular season meme team, if they weren't they wouldn't have given ueker cancer
>>150840986We love the nfc north here okay.
>>150840967small ball niggas rise up
>>150841011for me, it's long balls
late, but good game, phils (was watering lawn)
>gaysconsin uh kek department, call on line 1
>>150841047those guys water other people's lawns, son
I thought it was illegal to use water in California
>>150840976Ohtani having 5 shutout innings is the biggest news today. For someone to be elite in both batting and hitting at this level is once in a lifetime shit. We won't see a player like him ever again.
What’s a dogie soo ?
>>150841076DODGERS, baby
>>150841066Syndergaard mogged him
>>150841038this nigga landscapin' >>150841066his dh season last year was more impressive
imagine if the padres could win a game on a day the dodgers don't, now wouldn't that be something!
>treinenYOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD
>>150841119I can't believe the Dodgers are still leading, what the fuck happened to that division kek
>>150841123my Jays better not choke this year
Who is more vauable: a player who creates 150 runs on a team that scores 750 runs, or a player who creates 100 runs on a team that scores 580 runs?
>>150841123Tigers, Brewers, Mariners, Yankees, Dodgers, and Cubs will choke.Phillies vs Red Sox world series and everyone will be mad(because its two red teams)
Now that the dust has settled.Was it worth it?
>>150841123Mariners will be taking that #2 spot
>>150841140I don't think there is going to be any year in the contract that will make his contract worth it. Soto will probably get into the Hall of Fame and I'd still say it was not worth it.
The Muncy thread is DEAD!
>>150841136Nobody is scared of the Blue Jays in October
>>150841140Kay MINDFUCKED soto
>>150841140Yes of course; it’s not my money and Cohen can afford it. This is the result of a sport with no salary cap, it’s like bidding one dollar more in the price is right just to cuck the other billionaire across town.
FYI.Yanks will be winning any 3-game set in the postseason. It’d be funnier against Boston though since they’d get no hit by Fried and Gil.
>>150841165>-11 Fielding
>>150841123Mariners and Yankers ALCS
>>150841174>he thinks mariners are going down in the wildcardlmao
>you now remember when yankee fans staged an entire off broadway play in the stands over losing Juan Soto
Blue Jays and Tigers are good teams, but damn, I'm going to be pissed if the Yankees don't get to the World Series. The American League sucks balls this year.
that funky muncy
>>150841119hehehe... you would think it would eventually happen right
>>150841136Spoiler: they will choke
>>150841177please no... PLEASE GOD NO!!!
Why is there Doyarspam on in the catalog?
>>150841279such a mystery
>>150841284The muncy poster is unhinged, yes, but he wouldn't spam the catalog...................would he?
>>150841286the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
>>150841148Didn’t you forget to ask someone first?
Who is the best fucking player?
>>150841330I don't think the rags will be questioning much.
dont quote me on this
females with big asses are kinda gay. men have asses too
doyers blew another no hitter for entertainment purposes
>>150841136this team already reached their postseason apex lil bro
Recker had a point
Shohei Ohtani said that he'd be willing to play outfield for the Dodgers in the postseason:"I’ve been having various conversations with different people, and that topic has come up as well. That applies to the mound, and possibly even the outfield. If I end up going as a reliever, then depending on what follows, there could be situations where I also need to play defense in the outfield. So no matter what situation arises, I want to make sure I’m prepared to handle it."
Hotassly, Recker had a point
>>150841390errortani awaits us
>>150841400I really want to see it happen. Roberts has lost complete faith in the bullpen kek.
>Ohtani enters game in right field Wall Patrollers our response?
He worked himself into another jam!
>>150841408fucking kek
ohtani in right field is going to be how his bookie "accidentally" breaks his arm for failing to repay his debts
>right fieldit would obviously be left but hilarity will definitely ensue
>>150840831I don’t wanna see the Ewers in the postseason. Don’t trust our bullpen still
>>150840875phillies hands down even without wheeler
>>150841103I tried to throw a fucking fastball????
>>150841408I still have no clue whatsoever what he meant by "I patrol that wall".
trienen is a chud lmao
>>150841123You will have Seattle Pilots SEA vs MIL world series and you will ENJOY IT
>>150841658you really think either of them are getting past the DS?
>>150841668Brew Crew will OWN chicago and I can't imagine them being outplayed by SD in a five game series. M's have the floor of a shitter but the ceiling of a juggernaut and I have no doubt they'll demolish whoever they face in the Wild Card and Detroit doesn't have nearly the pitching depth to go toe to toe. + They've also historically been ace killers to Skubal specifically
>>150841689I'm so sorry anon
>>150841731
>>150841753>A DISGUSTING ACTsome cursed shit right there
I’ve had the feeling for a while now that there’s going to be a large event and Chicago will be in the center of all of it. I’m talking about something bigger than baseball
>>150841753stroriners?
We had a chance in these two games but the key hit didn't happened. Time to focus on nhl, cfb and nfl.
>St. Louis 3, Cincinnati 0And that's a Redbird winner.
my Metsies :)
Wtf Dodgers i went to sleep when Ohtani was cruising
>>150841140he's having a MVP-tier year it's the pitching that has ruined the 2025 Mets.
GM
Ngh...Fill me~
Man, Ohtani's swing is so fucking clean. He crushes those balls.
GM philliesisters we are eating GOOD
>>150840875Philly
the venezuelan man Marchan's on
>>150843047he really knows his way around a bat (pun intended)
>>150841140he's the nl mvp if you go objectively by the value added to the team
I'm glad we live in an era where the yankees are choke artists. I'm going through the past 50 world series and these scum have had their fill. constant repeats and wins. shove all 27 rings down your asshole bitch
>Week and a half left in the season>Every team has at least some level of fraud to them and vulnerable>The teams that make it to the world series will just be the ones peaking at the right timeSo how do (you) feel about your team heading into the playoffs or their push to make it?
>>150843400chcked! who hurt you??
I dont think we can win the division Padrebros
I thought he was a Mariners fan.
Ngh kek...vgh
>>150843501he's a pedophile, pedophiles love that team
>Mets win>Giants lose>Reds lose >Poodres lose >Dbacks win Weird that almost everything went the right way last night
>No team is going to get to 100 wins this season
>>150843575except my jaysies :)
I've changed my stance. Top 3 MVP votes minimum.
>>150843581i doubt they are winning 17 in a row to end the season
>>150843659they can afford a loss
>>150843429No one expected the Poos to even be in the playoff contention.
>>150843565How come you only used the meme name for us?>>150843702kys
>>150843689they are 89-62
>>150840246just got word he's going to prison
>>150843724because you're a laughing stalk
>>150843755But the Mest will be the first east coast team to host Hololive Night in 2026.
>>150843702Where were you when your team shat the bed last night?
cub em doe?
>>150843766if hololive 2026 will remove the curse that pride night 2025 got the mets, I'll fucking go.
>>150843805It won’t.
>>150843805Look what it did to the doyers kek
>>150843501This guy walks around in public but trannies choose to shoot at random chuds instead?
>>150843815if pride night is a negative, and hololive is a negative, then negative * negative = positive, right?
>>150843795Watching my oshis play Donkey Kong Country 2 because it was 4-0 Dodgers in the 5th at the time and assumed the Phillies weren't playing for anything since they're already the NL East champs.
Mr. Shildt, I don't feel so good...
tonight is chat gpt night at citi
>>150843805who's the cute boy in the blue hair? reminds me of my ex
>>150843834Next time do that when the Padres are playing
>>150843805Hololive Night 2026 will be a classic Padres @ Dodgers match up.
>>150843834It starts out incredibly gay and gets even gayer with each next word.
The Mets suck. If the Phillies hadn’t ripped the heart out of the Braves’ potential dynasty run in the first place, the Mets would be in third place in the NL East at best.
>>150843862Kill AI posters. Behead AI posters. Roundhouse kick an AI poster into the concrete. Slam dunk an AI poster into the trashcan. Crucify filthy AI posters. Defecate in an AI poster's food. Launch AI posters into the sun. Stir fry AI posters in a wok. Toss AI posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into an AI poster's gas tank. Judo throw AI posters into a wood chipper. Twist AI posters' heads off. Report AI posters to the IRS. Karate chop AI posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant AI posters. Trap AI posters in quicksand. Crush AI posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy AI posters in a vat of acid. Eat AI posters. Dissect AI posters. Exterminate AI posters in the gas chamber. Stomp AI posters' skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate AI posters in the oven. Lobotomize AI posters. Mandatory abortions for AI posters. Grind AI posters in the garbage disposal. Drown AI posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize AI posters with a ray gun. Kick old AI posters down the stairs. Feed AI posters to alligators. Slice AI posters with a katana.
>>150843531wtf I love dodgers now
>>150843895Phillies are shit and headed for a first round exit
>>150840208My Doggie Doos :/
>>150842375it looked suspect going into the season, too.
>>150843918We’ll see what happens but regardless of how it ultimately turns out, their season has been more fun to watch and a greater success.
>>150843400Ya seethe? 27, kiss em. Also, gm.>>150843862>ghiblislop
>>150843925montas signing was indefensible
>>150843834There is still seeding to play for retard
>>150843047not as aesthetic as ken griffey jr but yeah definitely more beautiful than judge's
gm mariner natio->>150841753nevermind BAD MORNING
I just got a new A2000 yesterday and started breaking it in. I’ve been using my old one since the mid 90s and it has served me all the way through Little League, Babe Ruth, and high school and currently still being used for old man wood bat baseball and beer league softball. I love baseball so much, bros.
>>150844118>old man wood bat baseballHow did you get into a league?t. Beer leaguer
>>150844194Got sexed in, you?
>>150844194Found a local one online and emailed about next season. A few days later a guy called me and said his team was short a player and asked if I wanted to play tomorrow to try it out so I did. Unlike beer league softball they are a little more picky about who they take. They want guys with at least high school experience.
>>150843422>that DIFFjays are 100 percent gonna get exposed bigly
>>150844284>no high school experienceBeer league it is for me then even with all the former college and single A guys there. Thanks.
>>150844299the lopsided losses stopped happening after august
>>150843047indeed, so clean
What is the greatest baseball movie of all time and why is it The Natural?>goodnight sweet prince
>>150844341If you know how to play you’d be fine. They just don’t want total hacks.
>>150844398There’s a great Ronald Reagan movie about Grover Cleveland Alexander called “The Winning Team” that I highly recommend. I also loved that movie 61* about the home run race between Mantle and Maris. Those are my two favorite baseball movies
>>150844398I liked Bull Durham
>>150844398i like everybody wants some and field of dreamsalso watching the natural costner is much better baseball player than redford
>>150844583Costner is an athlete, apparently he got pretty beat up filming bull durham since he insisted on actually catching.
Y’all ever see that pile of shit where the guy from Friends pitches for a minor league ball club with a chimpanzee playing first base?
>>150843422>Every team has at least some level of fraud to them and vulnerablelist the vulnerabilities of each team as you see them
>letting the genny devolve before 2pm EST
>>150844607Ed, but I was thinking of Rocketman staring Harland Williams when you mentioned it.
>>150844665We got morning baybaw soon don't worry.
>>150844666I never saw Rocketman but I saw Ed. Rocketman is better
>>150844665the thread is forefeit the second someone avatarfags as tranime
>now gonna have to deal with the gay retard spamming BBC pics I don't what's more pathetic that or the fact he uses Boorus to find pics to spam the place with
>first game of the day is flyover chicanos>last game of the day is coastal chicanosit's a spic sandwich
>>150844693Nobody cares but you cuckfreak. The fuck is wrong with you posting that shit?
>>150844701>NOOOOO DONT DESECRATE MY TRANIME WAIFU LIKE THAT AIEEEEdont avatarfag and it wont happensimple as
Woke up, counted the rings, downed a cuban cafe, and here I am.
>>150844709I don’t even watch anime much less post it. You posting nigger porn is just you being a sick fucking incel tranny
frog website
>>150844722Yeah I don’t mind trolling l, it’s you being a bbc tranny that makes me want to see you lined up in front of a wall where you belong
Frog website.
>>150844719nope, it's the nuclear weapon against tranime niggersit makes people much more angry than gore does
>>150844714Ooo I have not had a Cuban sandwich in a minute. Thanks for the lunch idea anon
>>150844747bbc is hot also frogs
>>150844762Fuck off nigcel
Why do mods allow rampant avatarfagging?
>>150844767>mets Checks out
>>150844791Because you touch yourself at night
>precious medals>ñ
>>150844791>says the gore and bbc spamming vpn userthe irony is palpable
>>150844795cope
>>150844818it's called self moderation
