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Have there been any good heems yet this season?

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>>150844566
>Dolphins' McDaniel views short week to prepare for Bills after loss as 'blessing'
I'm postin it.
>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005

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>>150844576
man shut your bitch ass up

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>>150844566
>Surprise Jags Edition
For me, its the Jags, the best team in the league!

best white qbs in the league are a cuck and a redditor with broken toes

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Josh Allen is going down tomorrow*. He will no longer be the only qb in the nfl. Save this post.

What ethnicity is Josh Allen?

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>>150844606
aryan

>>150844576
Macks elbow bending backwards was not pretty to watch

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America :/

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Dare I say 16-1

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>>150844606

Go Bills

>>150844624
The packers and rams are the only competition on this list. Everybody else is fodder. Burrow is gone and Steelers are already in post season form.

>>150844594
Lmao looks like somebody is thoroughly bothered. You know you don’t have to be here right?

>>150844624
They could easily start 1-3

These generals are moving too fast. I can't keep up anymore bros.

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>>150844645
You can handle that pal

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>>150844566
THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS FOR PROTECTING BIG MAC ATTACK!

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>>150844645
gamethreads are way way faster but I like them because you know there will be an end and can relax after.

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Travis Kelce seriously needs a stylist 24/7 we cant trust this nibba to dress himself

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>>150844672

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wions

>>150844672
WTF is that dumb wigger wearing? holy shit he's a giant faggot and Taylor is his beard

>>150844695
Taylor is a man though.

>>150844624
They are going to lose at least one of their next four games.

>>150844624
Please let us win week 4

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>wins the superbowl in you're path

after 2 weeks, /nfl/ general is no longer allowed to say the following:

>BIG GENO / any statements hyping up geno or the raiders
>”my nigga kyler” followed by any positivity around the cardinals
>tua turndaballova (in poor taste at this point)
>doubtful statements about the 49ers defense
>chiefs 0-3 start

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>chiefs fans are now "hoping to win games in the future
KEK they really are going to have a worse record than the phins at the end of this year holy shit.

>>150844736
What of the Chiefs lose this weekend? Are you going to hold back the avalanche of 0-3 posts on your own?

>>150844672
simp

>>150844736
Wilson will out preform Mahomes but the refs will make sure that the Chiefs don't start 0-3

>>150844736
>>tua turndaballova (in poor taste at this point)
it is tua beatbyhisdaddyallova now anon

>Galu Tagovailoa was a power-lifter who played defensive line.

>At 5-foot-9, he isn't a towering presence. And as a lefty, he was a rarity in his Hawaiian family. That bugged him until his son came along. When a young Tua Tagovailoa didn't deviate from the dominant genes in the family, dad stepped in.

>"You know," Galu Tagovailoa said well over a decade later, "I switched him to a left hander. But he's actually a right hander."

>To this day, Alabama's true freshman quarterback does everything but throw a football with his right arm. Dad just wanted another lefty to throw the ball when son was about three or four.

>It stuck.

>"It just became fluent and he just grew into it," Galu Tagovailoa told AL.com. "That's the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left."

-----

>Back in 2018, during his time as a player for the Alabama Crimson Tide, Tua Tagovailoa shocked many when he openly disclosed in an ESPN interview that he had been disciplined by his father using a rather unconventional approach.

>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.

>Tua’s dad on the other hand had a blast confirming the awful behavior. He said, “I was tough. He can go 15-for-15 with four touchdowns, but when he throws a pick, it’s the worst game. It’s the worst game”.

>>150844736
the chiefs will lose to the offensive POWERHOUSE called the New York Football Giants™

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>>150844755
>sean mcvay

>>150844754
Based and accurate take, they should fire that dumb nigger Nick Wright and hire you instead with you Based football Knowledge

>>150844755
this image really showcases how bad the nfl is
It should be nothing but 50+ year old angry white guys who yell so loud the microphone distorts between plays

>>150844769
Who raped you?

>>150844755
Why is Sean Payton so high? He has looked like dogshit since Drew Brees stopped dragging him to relevancy. He should be down in tier 3 at best.

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>>150844763

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>>150844695

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>>150844754
>he didn't get the rules update
kek no the refs are now trolling the chiefs, its joever for them, the check didn't clear.
Never forget, what they give you they can take away.

>>150844755
They are not firing Brian Callahan. I mean, they’re a retarded poverty franchise, so they might, but firing your head coach after or during your QB’s rookie season is basement-pilled.

Nice to see Baker getting that Popeye’s money. Can’t wait to see him in the owl this season

>>150844769
This nigga is so mad

>>150844792
>why is he dressed like a schoolboy how did he make it out the house like thi- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STRIPE
taylor swift is a man and pounds him with his cock daily what the fuck that is the only answer at this point

>Top 3 teams in football are white fanbases
based

Can't wait to see him in this bussy this season.

>>150844809
Ravens??

>>150844809
>white fanbases
those aren't allowed in the nfl anymore

>>150844820
Based

>>150844820
You’re right. Everyone must ride the float.

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>>150844828
Please let me off the float...

>>150844809
>Bills
>Chargers
>Packers

Yeah I'm thinking pretty Based

>>150844820
Phillies, Bills, Packers

>>150844809
Are you one of those foreign bots that are trying to pit us against each other?

>>150844672
taylor's team probably dresses him now for coordination

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>>150844848
>Bills

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>>150844846
>chargers

>>150844848
>Phillies
>precious medals

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>chargers

the chargers run game kinda sucks

I still have faith in Caleb

>jewtube suggests something related to the phins for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k0syHj86UY
>so far its 7 minutes of making excuses for tyreek hill and how he deserves to end his career in a good way and he's so great and
....and "people" wonder why I don't watch sports media anymore. Tried for a month this preseason and it just is insufferable.

>>150844882
Yeah, they need to fee Najee more and Hampton needs a little bit more work, I don't know how much they can do without slater DESU

>>150844850
Cool it with the anti semitic remarks

>>150844769
I mean I can't be any worse than Wright since I correctly picked the Chiefs losing in weeks 1 and 2

>>150844690
God I love her feet so much

>>150844854
I can’t imagine a more patronizing set of circumstances to find myself in, having some industry fashion lady and female assistants tell me how I need to dress when I hang out with my girlfriend.
>I’ve been working with Taylor for 12 years, so something you’ll need to learn about her is…

>>150844908
>>I’ve been working with Taylor for 12 years, so something you’ll need to learn about her is you have to jerk her off at least once a day or she gets cranky. Also these buttplugs must be charged EVERY DAY.

>>150844898
Sorry

>>150844884
Me too. He looked more comfortable and decisive in the offense last week.

>>150844888
Tyreek deserves better than Miami. It's a shit franchise and they have the gayest fans in the NFL

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>>150844874

Why doesn't a team just try to get REALLY good at 2pts to the point where they're automatic?

>>150844908
it's just part of celebrity and being a brand, just like mahomes had to wear his hair the same way forever until he could make a shift. being a public figure worth fuck you money means you no longer pick out and buy your own clothes anymore. i know kelce is a shoe hypebeast, it will be funny to see when he breaks the rules

>>150844856
hola sanchez

>>150844940
Tyreek is a broken faggot who has spent his time in miami beating his wife and fucking fat influencers after breaking their leg, he "deserves" to be in a cage and was overpaid instead.

>>150844954
Nah I think the guy that killed that child was indian.

>>150844957
The only thing that is broken is your bussy you crybaby bitch. Tyreek would make the pro bowl on any other team. Tua is so fucking garbage that he makes hall of famers look like bums.

>>150844976
>nooooo you can't criticize my heckin blackarinooooo
He's washed and he isn't worth a 3rd rounder that is why the phins got no serious offers on him 2 years in a row. Reality hurts I know it but you're going to need to cope

>>150844832
Only once you’re mathematically eliminated. Then you get dragged behind the float like some sort of multiracially gay Roman triumph.

this bussy hurts

>>150844856
What an asshole

>>150844954
>>150844980
kek you're such a seething little brown faggot. I don't think you've ever posted anything about football in any of these threads. You're always crying about something.

>>150844987
>multiracially gay Roman triumph
So just a regular Roman triumph

Mahomes is 0-3 vs Jalen Carter

rome status: fallen

>>150844992
He got MINDFUCKED by soccerfags and Psychogang. Do not reply to chiknigger

>>150844989
Shut up bitch!
*Slaps you and disappears*
Better luck next, big guy.

>>150844999
>another seething brownistanian shows up
Did you guys finish praying to mecca at the same time?
Post tea.

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People get so upset about this guy they've made him the first "Despite the win..." QB in NFL history

>>150844856
kek

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>>150845009
man shut your bitch ass up anon

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>>150845020
HOW CAN HE SLAP??!?

>>150845012
BUT THE YARDS ANON THE YARDS

>>150844736
The 69ers defense only had to play the shithawks and aints calm down

>>150844940
Tyreek deserves prison to be desu

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kek /mlb/ spics here too
mutthomes is 0-2
your race lost

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>>150845032
BUT HE RUN MANY YARDS FAST 2 YEARS AGO ANON! THAT MEAN HE BEAT WOMEN OK!

>>150845020
i nearly died laughing as how hard kelce sold that slap, he may have a career in pro wrestling

>>150845032
>t. white cuck

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@grok how many wins do the Kansas City Chiefs have this season?

>>150845043
the full bit is funnier because you realize its a response, people keep thinking it was unprompted. >>150844682

Who is trading for Kirk? Bengals? Redskins who

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>>150845049
>they are currently twinsies with the miami dolphins specifically
thanks grok!
>>150845055
anon too soon wtf

For every IF man who gets credit for things he hasn't done there's a BUT man who doesn't get credit for the things he has done

"IF man" QBs
>herbert
>burrow
>lamar

"BUT man" QBs
>hurts
>purdy
>goff

Interesting how that divides along conference lines tbdesu

>cutting zadarius smith so you can continue paying marcus davenport to play 11 snaps a year
Why does the loins GM think d linemen are optional? Is he retarded?

>>150845055
Kirko is going back to Minnesota

>>150845065
>GOOF
lmao

>>150845059
Who is trading for *Kirk cousins*. Not neck spaghetti forgetti alreadi giant gums norman Osborn haircut man

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>tfw no water bottle pony tail gf

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It's actually kind of surprising how few accolades he has. And the fact that the voters don't give him those flowers will probably create a loop that keeps him out of the Hall of Fame
>We didn't give him the accolades because he's so good and other linemen deserve the praise
>He didn't get any accolades, so he's not worthy of the hall

>>150845065
>hurts
Kill yourself Fentadelphian
Baker is the BUT man of the NFC

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>>150844903
total botan love

>>150845074
whoa bro wtf

>>150844998
By right, I could have you thrown from the tarpeian rock for this.

>>150845074
>forgetti alreadi
You haven’t.

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fraid the day has come /sp/
the phins heard you talking shit so you are all signed to the roster
You're starting vs the bills tomorrow.

>>150845081
>few accolades
>5 all-pro selections, 6 pro bowls

>>150845065
tua is a junior if man, if he had a brain and a coach and just one more weapon please I swear he only needs one more cmon please

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>>150845088
Come on

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Reminder that the Vikings could have maximized the present AND preserved the future by resigning Darnold for chump change and letting JJ McCarthy continue to sit and learn. It was a win-win situation but they fucked it up and now their championship caliber roster and contention window is completely ruined.

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>>150844797
Wtf I thought he was a Cane's guy

>>150845093
no one that actually likes the phins says this or has said this for years. The last of the tuastans are dead from concussions. Most will admit if pressed he never should've been drafted as he was already concussed and broken.
This doesn't even bring up the abuse ptsd.

>>150845081
He's a serial drug cheat. If the league actually tested properly like they used to he'd still get pinged. Voters don't forget that stuff

>>150845100
>harassing wagies about sports
what in the african american?

>>150845091
Jason Kelce had that in the last 5 years of his career, and Lane is far better than he ever was

>>150845112
that's still nontrivial for a lineman name 5

>>150845105
If the league actually tested properly half the league would be out tomorrow pending investigation.
>Including staff and training coaches etc.

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How has Josh Allen never thrown for 450 even once?

>>150845086
>cucked by their slaves in their homes
>cucked by the Christians in the west
>cucked by Muslims in the east
>mogged by the Mongols territorially
>mogged by China technologically
>mogged by Greece culturally
Poor little Romans can't stop losing

I don't give a shit that it's anime or avatarfagging or even that it's detoilet I just hate that it's feet, that shit is disgusting

>>150845122
doesn't need to.
Why do you have to come up with accolades that don't matter for people that don't need them? Brown behavior.

>>150845099
Darnold was a free agent and took a 100 million 3 year deal what are you talking about

>>150845123
>now exist as a tourist trap in a nation of brownoids that claim to be "italian"
romanbros...

>>150845122
That's pretty arbitrary as a number. Why not 400 or 500. I'm guessing his max was close to 450 same with ravens and jags

>>150845134
Compared to most starting QB money that is chump change. I'm not gonna look it up but I'd say 33 mil per year is around 18th in terms of starting QBs right now right around the Baker Mayfield mark

>>150845112
also jason kelce was a great center, better than saturday and like many a good player totally wasted on philly fans

>>150845147
It's because russ just threw 450 in a loss and they wanted to make the giants look good as a cope

>>150845147
https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/most-total-yards-in-a-game-josh-allen
he's had 4 games over 400 and one 424 according to this
it is also silly, dude doesn't need statz
I hate the motherfucker and hate the bills as a phins fan but he's the best QB in the league to me. If he had the kind of ref help the chiefs have had year after year up until this year he'd be on superb owl 4-5.

>>150845134
He took a team friendly deal that's a two year contract in reality.
https://overthecap.com/player/sam-darnold/6888

I think JJ is good and the Vikings were right but other teams screwed up.

>>150845163
>I think JJ is good
why? He obviously fucking sucks.

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FUCK josh allen in his tush push, phins are going to ruin him tomorrow. LETS GO DOLPHINS, BIG CURSE ENERGY! WOOOOOOOO

>>150845159
>>150845162
Yeah like I said it's cherry picked. Allen or Lamar are probably the best this year so far. Hurts and baker are close. That's just to me. Mahommes is having his trouble in threes period. He will come alive as it gets colder.
A wild card is mac Jones. What happens if mac Jones keeps winning and getting hot.

>>150845134
That's the definition of chump change in 2025. Especially for a guy playing like a top 10 QB.

>>150845147
Fun fact, Norm Van Brocklin has held the single game passing record since 1951, with 554 yards, when he and the LA Rams beat the NY Yanks.

>>150845163
>I think JJ is good and the Vikings were right
I'm sorry about your mental disability.

>>150845100
The funny thing is this is from when baker was living in California, he had to get a 2nd job to be able to afford his apartment. The funny part is this was from before they were "dating." He's talking to one of his friends about the script preview for the 2023 season he just saw and how bad it is so they're joking about it, having a fake conversation about it in a sardonic way.

>>150845181
I didn't have fun reading that so actually it isn't a fun fact it's just a fact

>>150845170
Natural thrower. Very young. He's got the right mindset. Accurate, hard worker. He's going to take a year to put it all together. Health will be his only issue

>>150845188
Fuck off Doug and stay outta the tanning bed.

>>150845186
Why would he need a 2nd job? Didn't Cleveland pay him like 20+ million? How bad did he fuck up his finances?

>>150845178
Allen has shown me that despite my loathing of his team that he is basically plug n play. You could put that dude anywhere and he's going to ball out. He's a tough fuck and I hate him kek
Unlike Brady I'd actually welcome him in Miami though. He has the exact kind of energy I wish the team did. They need to toughen the fuck up top to bottom.

>>150845187
You eat marmite on toast. Nothing is ever fun for you.

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>>150845216
shut your bitch ass up

>>150845153
He doesn't sniff the Hall of Fame if he plays in just about anywhere else.

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>>150844989
Caleb is that you?

>>150845220
Baker wouldn't have fucked up the threepeat if he was the Chiefs quarterback. Mahomo is a disappointment.

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>>150845188
>Natural thrower
Kek what? His throwing motion is dogshit

>>150845180
Not when the kangz had to pay a bunch of other players

>>150845220
Literally me when I see 'ynthia

>>150845226
>the Eagles are the only reason Kelve was good
They nearly wasted his entire career

>>150845238
yeah we get it you like dudes

>>150845226
retard

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Find a pic with more talent

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In honor of Patrick Mahomes turning 30 years old today

Say 30 things you like about him

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>>150845226
whatever bro, go argue with eagles fans, i just like lineman play related shit and you seem to just hate on the eagles

>>150845239
>>150845243
You're right. Howard Mudd and Jeff Stoutland did nothing except teach a 6th round pick how to play football. Next you'll tell me is Jordan Mailata would be an all pro if he was drafted by the Giants

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>>150845249
seething desert tranny

>>150845255
>by the Giants
Why not bring up an actual competent team instead?

Drake Maye going to put this league on notice and show you fools how a White man plays ball

>>150845249
His wife
His new haircut
His performance in last year’s SB
Somebody else do the last 27

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>>150845264

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OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS

https://forms.gle/VfUSueZrExv41HzN7

just rate every team on a scale of 0 to 10 for how good you think they are right now. when there are enough votes I'll post the rankings of how each team was rated on average.

>>150845249
He might be the worst QB we've ever seen past the age of 29

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Just a reminder that the sports media are biased retards.

Goff:
9,204 passing yards (1st)
67 touchdowns (3rd)
69.7 comp % (1st)
104.4 rating (2nd)
27-7 record (1st)

>>150845163
They would have needed to at least guarantee him $50 million for one year. You can spread it out over 3 years to average down if you want, but they weren’t going to sit jj for 2-3 years for him to ride out half of his rookie deal without taking any snaps

>>150844736
Upset week

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Patrick Mahomes when his #1 TE in NFL history is washed

>>150845249
>0-2

Patty Cuckitini

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>>150845273
>His wife

>>150845122
Because they bench him in the 4th quarter instead of statpadding unlike Lamar.

>>150845282
Goff and Baker played on stacked teams

>>150845311
Yjk

>>150845311
Can't tell if this is better or worse than an spade.

>>150845323
worse but better but worse

mad at the tush push?

>>150845198
1. He only got like half of that
2. That's only like 3 months worth of rent in California
3. NFL season is over 4 months not including pre season and training camp

He tried to live at the stadium like he did back in Cleveland but they wouldn't let him because they have to share ot with the Chargers

>>150845317
Lions are eternally injured like the Rams

>>150845336
*pushes your tush in*

When are teams going to give up on their white QBs? It’s been years since they’ve won a superbowl

>>150845336
We call it the Anus Advance™ now

>>150845357
coward

Vikings really moved on from a QB that won them 14 games. Now they'll be lucky to win 6 this year. Championship window is being wasted.

>>150845357
>February 2025 was years ago
Retard

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My shitty panthers are playing on Sunday at home at Bank of America Stadium desu!

>>150845273
if he really loved his wife he wouldn't buy her third rate plastic surgery

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What a shit QB. Not elite at all. Squeelers were such hacks.

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What did he do?

>>150845377
hell yeah bro they are gonna win probably not but lets gooo

>>150845389
This is patient zero for the "Fuck it, someone's open down there" disease

If I was a GM I'd simply draft and sign the good players instead of the bad ones

>>150845395
nothing major, just crashed his Lamborghini going like 120 mph and almost killed a few people
oh and he fled the scene
oh and the judge said it was clear his remorse was insincere
Chiefs players are retarded

>>150845377
What did you think when you saw Bryce Young throw it into the stands on 4th and goal against the Jags? I saw the replay and couldn't fucking believe it kek

>>150845282
When I saw the image I thought something was fuckie that Goof wasn't on there.

Nice job shutting their lying jew mouths, anon.

>>150845395
>Rice's suspension came as a result of his conviction for causing a "multi-vehicle chain-reaction collision" in March of last year, according to NFL.com.

>Rice pleaded guilty to two third-degree felony charges of collision involving serious bodily injury and racing on a highway causing bodily injury.

>The Chiefs wideout was sentenced to 30 days in jail as a result of those charges.

>Rice was the driver of a Lamborghini Urus that was going 119 mph on the North Central Expressway in Dallas when he made "multiple aggressive maneuvers around traffic" before crashing into other vehicles, according to prosecutors. Rice did not check on those vehicles involved in the crash and decided to flee the scene on foot.

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Just finished my bath and skin care and now im gonna watch Mahomie highlights

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Alright let's settle this shit once and for all

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>>150845395
Personal responsibility isn’t important when you’re 0-2.

>>150845435
socioeconomic 0-2 please understand

>>150845433
le racism xD

>>150845343
Anon I lived in California and even if he only got 10 million I assure you that is more than enough to pay 4 months rent. Unless he had it invested and didn't want to sell off assets it sounds like he might have just done some stupid shit with his Cleveland money.

>>150845410
You literally dont know shit

>>150845410
So, the Howie Roseman methodology?

>>150845122
these is just a list of teams with shit run game

>>150845427
>multiple felony convictions for causing severe bodily injury to multple people
>sentenced to only 30 days in jail
>probably out in less than 3 weeks
Remember this next time they tell you the American justice system is racist.

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>/nfl/ is totally straight bro

Na, I'm thinking y'all ZESTY

>>150845469
Oh it is racist alright. Just not in the way it should be.

>>150845479
why did you vote 12 times lil bro?

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>>150845479
I knew /nfl/ was gay when a bunch of anons last night said they wouldnt eat ass

>>150845469
Black people still get longer sentences on average when compared to whites with similar records.

>>150845482
This! It's so hard being white. :(

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>>150845497
kek shit bait

>>150845479
Look, he may best my Chieffies, but he's still a cutie.

Gotta be honest with you guys, I thought molly quim and joy taylor were the same person.

fuck the chiefs
https://www.fox4news.com/news/chiefs-support-rashee-rice-deemed-cruel-victims-attorney

>>150845516
all those vapid dumb whores might as well be the same "person"
generic beige networkslop

>>150845504
>immediately replies to shit bait
You'll be alright after a few more summers, kiddo

>>150845516
That was the same for me for a while.

>>150845497
It really is. I have no rhythm, I have no style, no body thinks I'm cool, girls don't talk to me, not even gay men talk to me and I heard they'll fuck anything, my oenis is small, I only listen to lame music like Coldplay and John Mayer, my favorite movie is Guardians of the Galaxy, I want to kill myself, and so on. Oh and my penis is like really really small.

>>150845525
no you will

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>>150845516
They're both bogged to shit and have that peanut butter skin so it's easy to confuse the two. Absolutely goblina

>>150845528
At least >we have anonymity on teh interwebz xD

I can't believe the Dolhiks are doing so bad. Tua low key could be the most accurate passer in the league and they got him at a fuxking steal compared other qbs in that caliber.

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>>150844624
I see 13-4 or 12-5 desu, considering we've already blown a game once it's bound to happen at least one more time again

>>150844635
never, EVER count a Steelers-Ravens game a win regardless of who's at QB or how bad they have looked

>>150845536
Daisy Taylor is more passable than Molly

Avenged Sevenfold halftime show

>>150845555
whoops 4 5s isn't 7fold

>>150845559
You just knew

>>150845516
it really ain't worth trying to catalog all these hoes, let the simps manage it

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>>150845571
watch your girl

>>150845545
Shut up drunky

>>150845555
Fitting. Avenged Sevenfold is Maroon 5 for fake tough guys and lanklets, it's all fag music.

>>150844755
swap Sean Peyton with Mike Tomlin, there is no way he shouldn't be in the same tier as John Harbaugh they're basically the same person

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>>150845249
Fine, I'll start...gonna take me 30 minutes though...

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>>150845582
man shut your bitch ass up

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>>150845583
What is music for real tough guys then?

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>>150845536
>Day after Jalen Carter spits on Dak
Stephen A:
>It’s never acceptable to spit on another man.
Molly:
>Or woman!
How has this show survived with this complete airhead for so long?

>>150845604
Maroon 5

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>>150845602
• Most flu's of all time

>>150845604
FFDP
Go Chiefs

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>>150845609

>>150845604
mozart.

What team is leading in rushing yards, defensive turnovers, and is top 5 in offensive yards?

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>>150845604
Phil Collins
Michael Jackson
Fleetwood Mac

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>>150845624
Browns

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>>150845638
Shut up!

>>150845638
No

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>>150845614
Lol what the fuck what's that?

>>150845247
>the curse of Caleb

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>>150845641

>>150845604
field recordings

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>>150845650
What? So you're telling me the Browns aren't one of the best teams in the league?

>>150845625
This play is the result of a qb who is either garbage or expecting to be bailed out by refs.

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>>150845624
not the chiefs kek

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My berds are FRISKY

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>>150845247
IS THAT THE 2 NEW MUTTQBS???

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>>150845665
my personal favorite, for obvious reasons...

>>150844624
You know how I know you're gay?

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>>150845675

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>mmmm hell yeah boy I'm gonna concuss myself so good tomorrow

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>>150845685
kek what a gay blown out bitch

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>>150845624
ill take cleveland for 200 alex

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>>150845624
the jags
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>>150845721
I've lost count, so I'm just gonna say this is 30. I'm bored.

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>>150845719
Bingo

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>>150845725
ok, one more.