Surprise Jags Edition>NewsChargers LB Mack avoids season-ending elbow injury, expected back in a few weeksMailata calls narrative Eagles beat Chiefs due to tush push 'rubbish'Sean McVay says he tore his plantar fascia during Rams’ victory over TitansBills' Bosa finally healthy, 'feeling as good as I have my entire career'Dolphins' McDaniel views short week to prepare for Bills after loss as 'blessing'DT Ed Oliver (ankle) has been ruled out for Thursday's game against the Dolphins, per head coach Sean McDermott.P.S. Go Rams!
Have there been any good heems yet this season?
>>150844566>Dolphins' McDaniel views short week to prepare for Bills after loss as 'blessing'I'm postin it.>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
>>150844576man shut your bitch ass up
>>150844566>Surprise Jags EditionFor me, its the Jags, the best team in the league!
best white qbs in the league are a cuck and a redditor with broken toes
Josh Allen is going down tomorrow*. He will no longer be the only qb in the nfl. Save this post.
What ethnicity is Josh Allen?
>>150844606aryan
>>150844576Macks elbow bending backwards was not pretty to watch
America :/
Dare I say 16-1
>>150844606
Go Bills
>>150844624The packers and rams are the only competition on this list. Everybody else is fodder. Burrow is gone and Steelers are already in post season form.
>>150844594Lmao looks like somebody is thoroughly bothered. You know you don’t have to be here right?
>>150844624They could easily start 1-3
These generals are moving too fast. I can't keep up anymore bros.
>>150844645You can handle that pal
>>150844566THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS FOR PROTECTING BIG MAC ATTACK!
>>150844645gamethreads are way way faster but I like them because you know there will be an end and can relax after.
Travis Kelce seriously needs a stylist 24/7 we cant trust this nibba to dress himself
>>150844672
wions
>>150844672WTF is that dumb wigger wearing? holy shit he's a giant faggot and Taylor is his beard
>>150844695Taylor is a man though.
>>150844624They are going to lose at least one of their next four games.
>>150844624Please let us win week 4
>wins the superbowl in you're path
after 2 weeks, /nfl/ general is no longer allowed to say the following:>BIG GENO / any statements hyping up geno or the raiders>”my nigga kyler” followed by any positivity around the cardinals>tua turndaballova (in poor taste at this point)>doubtful statements about the 49ers defense>chiefs 0-3 start
>chiefs fans are now "hoping to win games in the futureKEK they really are going to have a worse record than the phins at the end of this year holy shit.
>>150844736What of the Chiefs lose this weekend? Are you going to hold back the avalanche of 0-3 posts on your own?
>>150844672simp
>>150844736Wilson will out preform Mahomes but the refs will make sure that the Chiefs don't start 0-3
>>150844736>>tua turndaballova (in poor taste at this point)it is tua beatbyhisdaddyallova now anon>Galu Tagovailoa was a power-lifter who played defensive line.>At 5-foot-9, he isn't a towering presence. And as a lefty, he was a rarity in his Hawaiian family. That bugged him until his son came along. When a young Tua Tagovailoa didn't deviate from the dominant genes in the family, dad stepped in.>"You know," Galu Tagovailoa said well over a decade later, "I switched him to a left hander. But he's actually a right hander.">To this day, Alabama's true freshman quarterback does everything but throw a football with his right arm. Dad just wanted another lefty to throw the ball when son was about three or four.>It stuck.>"It just became fluent and he just grew into it," Galu Tagovailoa told AL.com. "That's the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left."----->Back in 2018, during his time as a player for the Alabama Crimson Tide, Tua Tagovailoa shocked many when he openly disclosed in an ESPN interview that he had been disciplined by his father using a rather unconventional approach.>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.>Tua’s dad on the other hand had a blast confirming the awful behavior. He said, “I was tough. He can go 15-for-15 with four touchdowns, but when he throws a pick, it’s the worst game. It’s the worst game”.
>>150844736the chiefs will lose to the offensive POWERHOUSE called the New York Football Giants™
>>150844755>sean mcvay
>>150844754Based and accurate take, they should fire that dumb nigger Nick Wright and hire you instead with you Based football Knowledge
>>150844755this image really showcases how bad the nfl isIt should be nothing but 50+ year old angry white guys who yell so loud the microphone distorts between plays
>>150844769Who raped you?
>>150844755Why is Sean Payton so high? He has looked like dogshit since Drew Brees stopped dragging him to relevancy. He should be down in tier 3 at best.
>>150844763
>>150844695
>>150844754>he didn't get the rules updatekek no the refs are now trolling the chiefs, its joever for them, the check didn't clear.Never forget, what they give you they can take away.
>>150844755They are not firing Brian Callahan. I mean, they’re a retarded poverty franchise, so they might, but firing your head coach after or during your QB’s rookie season is basement-pilled.
Nice to see Baker getting that Popeye’s money. Can’t wait to see him in the owl this season
>>150844769This nigga is so mad
>>150844792>why is he dressed like a schoolboy how did he make it out the house like thi- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STRIPEtaylor swift is a man and pounds him with his cock daily what the fuck that is the only answer at this point
>Top 3 teams in football are white fanbasesbased
Can't wait to see him in this bussy this season.
>>150844809Ravens??
>>150844809>white fanbasesthose aren't allowed in the nfl anymore
>>150844820Based
>>150844820You’re right. Everyone must ride the float.
>>150844828Please let me off the float...
>>150844809>Bills>Chargers>PackersYeah I'm thinking pretty Based
>>150844820Phillies, Bills, Packers
>>150844809Are you one of those foreign bots that are trying to pit us against each other?
>>150844672taylor's team probably dresses him now for coordination
>>150844848>Bills
>>150844846>chargers
>>150844848>Phillies>precious medals
>chargers
the chargers run game kinda sucks
I still have faith in Caleb
>jewtube suggests something related to the phins for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k0syHj86UY>so far its 7 minutes of making excuses for tyreek hill and how he deserves to end his career in a good way and he's so great and....and "people" wonder why I don't watch sports media anymore. Tried for a month this preseason and it just is insufferable.
>>150844882Yeah, they need to fee Najee more and Hampton needs a little bit more work, I don't know how much they can do without slater DESU
>>150844850Cool it with the anti semitic remarks
>>150844769I mean I can't be any worse than Wright since I correctly picked the Chiefs losing in weeks 1 and 2
>>150844690God I love her feet so much
>>150844854I can’t imagine a more patronizing set of circumstances to find myself in, having some industry fashion lady and female assistants tell me how I need to dress when I hang out with my girlfriend. >I’ve been working with Taylor for 12 years, so something you’ll need to learn about her is…
>>150844908>>I’ve been working with Taylor for 12 years, so something you’ll need to learn about her is you have to jerk her off at least once a day or she gets cranky. Also these buttplugs must be charged EVERY DAY.
>>150844898Sorry
>>150844884Me too. He looked more comfortable and decisive in the offense last week.
>>150844888Tyreek deserves better than Miami. It's a shit franchise and they have the gayest fans in the NFL
>>150844874
Why doesn't a team just try to get REALLY good at 2pts to the point where they're automatic?
>>150844908it's just part of celebrity and being a brand, just like mahomes had to wear his hair the same way forever until he could make a shift. being a public figure worth fuck you money means you no longer pick out and buy your own clothes anymore. i know kelce is a shoe hypebeast, it will be funny to see when he breaks the rules
>>150844856hola sanchez
>>150844940Tyreek is a broken faggot who has spent his time in miami beating his wife and fucking fat influencers after breaking their leg, he "deserves" to be in a cage and was overpaid instead.
>>150844954Nah I think the guy that killed that child was indian.
>>150844957The only thing that is broken is your bussy you crybaby bitch. Tyreek would make the pro bowl on any other team. Tua is so fucking garbage that he makes hall of famers look like bums.
>>150844976>nooooo you can't criticize my heckin blackarinoooooHe's washed and he isn't worth a 3rd rounder that is why the phins got no serious offers on him 2 years in a row. Reality hurts I know it but you're going to need to cope
>>150844832Only once you’re mathematically eliminated. Then you get dragged behind the float like some sort of multiracially gay Roman triumph.
this bussy hurts
>>150844856What an asshole
>>150844954>>150844980kek you're such a seething little brown faggot. I don't think you've ever posted anything about football in any of these threads. You're always crying about something.
>>150844987>multiracially gay Roman triumphSo just a regular Roman triumph
Mahomes is 0-3 vs Jalen Carter
rome status: fallen
>>150844992He got MINDFUCKED by soccerfags and Psychogang. Do not reply to chiknigger
>>150844989Shut up bitch! *Slaps you and disappears*Better luck next, big guy.
>>150844999>another seething brownistanian shows upDid you guys finish praying to mecca at the same time?Post tea.
People get so upset about this guy they've made him the first "Despite the win..." QB in NFL history
>>150844856kek
>>150845009man shut your bitch ass up anon
>>150845020HOW CAN HE SLAP??!?
>>150845012BUT THE YARDS ANON THE YARDS
>>150844736The 69ers defense only had to play the shithawks and aints calm down
>>150844940Tyreek deserves prison to be desu
kek /mlb/ spics here toomutthomes is 0-2your race lost
>>150845032BUT HE RUN MANY YARDS FAST 2 YEARS AGO ANON! THAT MEAN HE BEAT WOMEN OK!
>>150845020i nearly died laughing as how hard kelce sold that slap, he may have a career in pro wrestling
>>150845032>t. white cuck
@grok how many wins do the Kansas City Chiefs have this season?
>>150845043the full bit is funnier because you realize its a response, people keep thinking it was unprompted. >>150844682
Who is trading for Kirk? Bengals? Redskins who
>>150845049>they are currently twinsies with the miami dolphins specificallythanks grok!>>150845055anon too soon wtf
For every IF man who gets credit for things he hasn't done there's a BUT man who doesn't get credit for the things he has done"IF man" QBs>herbert>burrow>lamar"BUT man" QBs>hurts>purdy>goffInteresting how that divides along conference lines tbdesu
>cutting zadarius smith so you can continue paying marcus davenport to play 11 snaps a yearWhy does the loins GM think d linemen are optional? Is he retarded?
>>150845055Kirko is going back to Minnesota
>>150845065>GOOFlmao
>>150845059Who is trading for *Kirk cousins*. Not neck spaghetti forgetti alreadi giant gums norman Osborn haircut man
>tfw no water bottle pony tail gf
It's actually kind of surprising how few accolades he has. And the fact that the voters don't give him those flowers will probably create a loop that keeps him out of the Hall of Fame >We didn't give him the accolades because he's so good and other linemen deserve the praise>He didn't get any accolades, so he's not worthy of the hall
>>150845065>hurtsKill yourself FentadelphianBaker is the BUT man of the NFC
>>150844903total botan love
>>150845074whoa bro wtf
>>150844998By right, I could have you thrown from the tarpeian rock for this.
>>150845074>forgetti alreadiYou haven’t.
fraid the day has come /sp/the phins heard you talking shit so you are all signed to the rosterYou're starting vs the bills tomorrow.
>>150845081>few accolades>5 all-pro selections, 6 pro bowls
>>150845065tua is a junior if man, if he had a brain and a coach and just one more weapon please I swear he only needs one more cmon please
>>150845088Come on
Reminder that the Vikings could have maximized the present AND preserved the future by resigning Darnold for chump change and letting JJ McCarthy continue to sit and learn. It was a win-win situation but they fucked it up and now their championship caliber roster and contention window is completely ruined.
>>150844797Wtf I thought he was a Cane's guy
>>150845093no one that actually likes the phins says this or has said this for years. The last of the tuastans are dead from concussions. Most will admit if pressed he never should've been drafted as he was already concussed and broken.This doesn't even bring up the abuse ptsd.
>>150845081He's a serial drug cheat. If the league actually tested properly like they used to he'd still get pinged. Voters don't forget that stuff
>>150845100>harassing wagies about sportswhat in the african american?
>>150845091Jason Kelce had that in the last 5 years of his career, and Lane is far better than he ever was
>>150845112that's still nontrivial for a lineman name 5
>>150845105If the league actually tested properly half the league would be out tomorrow pending investigation.>Including staff and training coaches etc.
How has Josh Allen never thrown for 450 even once?
>>150845086>cucked by their slaves in their homes>cucked by the Christians in the west>cucked by Muslims in the east>mogged by the Mongols territorially>mogged by China technologically >mogged by Greece culturally Poor little Romans can't stop losing
I don't give a shit that it's anime or avatarfagging or even that it's detoilet I just hate that it's feet, that shit is disgusting
>>150845122doesn't need to.Why do you have to come up with accolades that don't matter for people that don't need them? Brown behavior.
>>150845099Darnold was a free agent and took a 100 million 3 year deal what are you talking about
>>150845123>now exist as a tourist trap in a nation of brownoids that claim to be "italian"romanbros...
>>150845122That's pretty arbitrary as a number. Why not 400 or 500. I'm guessing his max was close to 450 same with ravens and jags
>>150845134Compared to most starting QB money that is chump change. I'm not gonna look it up but I'd say 33 mil per year is around 18th in terms of starting QBs right now right around the Baker Mayfield mark
>>150845112also jason kelce was a great center, better than saturday and like many a good player totally wasted on philly fans
>>150845147It's because russ just threw 450 in a loss and they wanted to make the giants look good as a cope
>>150845147https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/most-total-yards-in-a-game-josh-allenhe's had 4 games over 400 and one 424 according to thisit is also silly, dude doesn't need statzI hate the motherfucker and hate the bills as a phins fan but he's the best QB in the league to me. If he had the kind of ref help the chiefs have had year after year up until this year he'd be on superb owl 4-5.
>>150845134He took a team friendly deal that's a two year contract in reality. https://overthecap.com/player/sam-darnold/6888I think JJ is good and the Vikings were right but other teams screwed up.
>>150845163>I think JJ is goodwhy? He obviously fucking sucks.
FUCK josh allen in his tush push, phins are going to ruin him tomorrow. LETS GO DOLPHINS, BIG CURSE ENERGY! WOOOOOOOO
>>150845159>>150845162Yeah like I said it's cherry picked. Allen or Lamar are probably the best this year so far. Hurts and baker are close. That's just to me. Mahommes is having his trouble in threes period. He will come alive as it gets colder. A wild card is mac Jones. What happens if mac Jones keeps winning and getting hot.
>>150845134That's the definition of chump change in 2025. Especially for a guy playing like a top 10 QB.
>>150845147Fun fact, Norm Van Brocklin has held the single game passing record since 1951, with 554 yards, when he and the LA Rams beat the NY Yanks.
>>150845163>I think JJ is good and the Vikings were rightI'm sorry about your mental disability.
>>150845100The funny thing is this is from when baker was living in California, he had to get a 2nd job to be able to afford his apartment. The funny part is this was from before they were "dating." He's talking to one of his friends about the script preview for the 2023 season he just saw and how bad it is so they're joking about it, having a fake conversation about it in a sardonic way.
>>150845181I didn't have fun reading that so actually it isn't a fun fact it's just a fact
>>150845170Natural thrower. Very young. He's got the right mindset. Accurate, hard worker. He's going to take a year to put it all together. Health will be his only issue
>>150845188Fuck off Doug and stay outta the tanning bed.
>>150845186Why would he need a 2nd job? Didn't Cleveland pay him like 20+ million? How bad did he fuck up his finances?
>>150845178Allen has shown me that despite my loathing of his team that he is basically plug n play. You could put that dude anywhere and he's going to ball out. He's a tough fuck and I hate him kekUnlike Brady I'd actually welcome him in Miami though. He has the exact kind of energy I wish the team did. They need to toughen the fuck up top to bottom.
>>150845187You eat marmite on toast. Nothing is ever fun for you.
>>150845216shut your bitch ass up
>>150845153He doesn't sniff the Hall of Fame if he plays in just about anywhere else.
>>150844989Caleb is that you?
>>150845220Baker wouldn't have fucked up the threepeat if he was the Chiefs quarterback. Mahomo is a disappointment.
>>150845188>Natural throwerKek what? His throwing motion is dogshit
>>150845180Not when the kangz had to pay a bunch of other players
>>150845220Literally me when I see 'ynthia
>>150845226>the Eagles are the only reason Kelve was goodThey nearly wasted his entire career
>>150845238yeah we get it you like dudes
>>150845226retard
Find a pic with more talent
In honor of Patrick Mahomes turning 30 years old todaySay 30 things you like about him
>>150845226whatever bro, go argue with eagles fans, i just like lineman play related shit and you seem to just hate on the eagles
>>150845239>>150845243You're right. Howard Mudd and Jeff Stoutland did nothing except teach a 6th round pick how to play football. Next you'll tell me is Jordan Mailata would be an all pro if he was drafted by the Giants
>>150845249seething desert tranny
>>150845255>by the GiantsWhy not bring up an actual competent team instead?
Drake Maye going to put this league on notice and show you fools how a White man plays ball
>>150845249His wifeHis new haircutHis performance in last year’s SBSomebody else do the last 27
>>150845264
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGShttps://forms.gle/VfUSueZrExv41HzN7just rate every team on a scale of 0 to 10 for how good you think they are right now. when there are enough votes I'll post the rankings of how each team was rated on average.
>>150845249He might be the worst QB we've ever seen past the age of 29
Just a reminder that the sports media are biased retards.Goff:9,204 passing yards (1st)67 touchdowns (3rd)69.7 comp % (1st)104.4 rating (2nd)27-7 record (1st)
>>150845163They would have needed to at least guarantee him $50 million for one year. You can spread it out over 3 years to average down if you want, but they weren’t going to sit jj for 2-3 years for him to ride out half of his rookie deal without taking any snaps
>>150844736Upset week
Patrick Mahomes when his #1 TE in NFL history is washed
>>150845249>0-2
Patty Cuckitini
>>150845273>His wife
>>150845122Because they bench him in the 4th quarter instead of statpadding unlike Lamar.
>>150845282Goff and Baker played on stacked teams
>>150845311Yjk
>>150845311Can't tell if this is better or worse than an spade.
>>150845323worse but better but worse
mad at the tush push?
>>1508451981. He only got like half of that2. That's only like 3 months worth of rent in California3. NFL season is over 4 months not including pre season and training campHe tried to live at the stadium like he did back in Cleveland but they wouldn't let him because they have to share ot with the Chargers
>>150845317Lions are eternally injured like the Rams
>>150845336*pushes your tush in*
When are teams going to give up on their white QBs? It’s been years since they’ve won a superbowl
>>150845336We call it the Anus Advance™ now
>>150845357coward
Vikings really moved on from a QB that won them 14 games. Now they'll be lucky to win 6 this year. Championship window is being wasted.
>>150845357>February 2025 was years agoRetard
My shitty panthers are playing on Sunday at home at Bank of America Stadium desu!
>>150845273if he really loved his wife he wouldn't buy her third rate plastic surgery
What a shit QB. Not elite at all. Squeelers were such hacks.
What did he do?
>>150845377hell yeah bro they are gonna win probably not but lets gooo
>>150845389This is patient zero for the "Fuck it, someone's open down there" disease
If I was a GM I'd simply draft and sign the good players instead of the bad ones
>>150845395nothing major, just crashed his Lamborghini going like 120 mph and almost killed a few peopleoh and he fled the sceneoh and the judge said it was clear his remorse was insincereChiefs players are retarded
>>150845377What did you think when you saw Bryce Young throw it into the stands on 4th and goal against the Jags? I saw the replay and couldn't fucking believe it kek
>>150845282When I saw the image I thought something was fuckie that Goof wasn't on there.Nice job shutting their lying jew mouths, anon.
>>150845395>Rice's suspension came as a result of his conviction for causing a "multi-vehicle chain-reaction collision" in March of last year, according to NFL.com.>Rice pleaded guilty to two third-degree felony charges of collision involving serious bodily injury and racing on a highway causing bodily injury.>The Chiefs wideout was sentenced to 30 days in jail as a result of those charges.>Rice was the driver of a Lamborghini Urus that was going 119 mph on the North Central Expressway in Dallas when he made "multiple aggressive maneuvers around traffic" before crashing into other vehicles, according to prosecutors. Rice did not check on those vehicles involved in the crash and decided to flee the scene on foot.
Just finished my bath and skin care and now im gonna watch Mahomie highlights
Alright let's settle this shit once and for allhttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewEVYjyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewEVYjyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewEVYjyp
>>150845395Personal responsibility isn’t important when you’re 0-2.
>>150845435socioeconomic 0-2 please understand
>>150845433le racism xD
>>150845343Anon I lived in California and even if he only got 10 million I assure you that is more than enough to pay 4 months rent. Unless he had it invested and didn't want to sell off assets it sounds like he might have just done some stupid shit with his Cleveland money.
>>150845410You literally dont know shit
>>150845410So, the Howie Roseman methodology?
>>150845122these is just a list of teams with shit run game
>>150845427>multiple felony convictions for causing severe bodily injury to multple people>sentenced to only 30 days in jail>probably out in less than 3 weeksRemember this next time they tell you the American justice system is racist.
>/nfl/ is totally straight broNa, I'm thinking y'all ZESTY
>>150845469Oh it is racist alright. Just not in the way it should be.
>>150845479why did you vote 12 times lil bro?
>>150845479I knew /nfl/ was gay when a bunch of anons last night said they wouldnt eat ass
>>150845469Black people still get longer sentences on average when compared to whites with similar records.
>>150845482This! It's so hard being white. :(
>>150845491>>150845496>>150845497kek shit bait
>>150845479Look, he may best my Chieffies, but he's still a cutie.
Gotta be honest with you guys, I thought molly quim and joy taylor were the same person.
fuck the chiefshttps://www.fox4news.com/news/chiefs-support-rashee-rice-deemed-cruel-victims-attorney
>>150845516all those vapid dumb whores might as well be the same "person"generic beige networkslop
>>150845504>immediately replies to shit baitYou'll be alright after a few more summers, kiddo
>>150845516That was the same for me for a while.
>>150845497It really is. I have no rhythm, I have no style, no body thinks I'm cool, girls don't talk to me, not even gay men talk to me and I heard they'll fuck anything, my oenis is small, I only listen to lame music like Coldplay and John Mayer, my favorite movie is Guardians of the Galaxy, I want to kill myself, and so on. Oh and my penis is like really really small.
>>150845525no you will
>>150845516They're both bogged to shit and have that peanut butter skin so it's easy to confuse the two. Absolutely goblina
>>150845528At least >we have anonymity on teh interwebz xD
I can't believe the Dolhiks are doing so bad. Tua low key could be the most accurate passer in the league and they got him at a fuxking steal compared other qbs in that caliber.
>>150844624I see 13-4 or 12-5 desu, considering we've already blown a game once it's bound to happen at least one more time again >>150844635never, EVER count a Steelers-Ravens game a win regardless of who's at QB or how bad they have looked
>>150845536Daisy Taylor is more passable than Molly
Avenged Sevenfold halftime show
>>150845555whoops 4 5s isn't 7fold
>>150845559You just knew
>>150845516it really ain't worth trying to catalog all these hoes, let the simps manage it
>>150845571watch your girl
>>150845545Shut up drunky
>>150845555Fitting. Avenged Sevenfold is Maroon 5 for fake tough guys and lanklets, it's all fag music.
>>150844755swap Sean Peyton with Mike Tomlin, there is no way he shouldn't be in the same tier as John Harbaugh they're basically the same person
>>150845249Fine, I'll start...gonna take me 30 minutes though...
>>150845582man shut your bitch ass up
>>150845592
>>150845583What is music for real tough guys then?
>>150845602
>>150845536>Day after Jalen Carter spits on DakStephen A:>It’s never acceptable to spit on another man. Molly:>Or woman!How has this show survived with this complete airhead for so long?
>>150845604Maroon 5
>>150845602• Most flu's of all time
>>150845604FFDP Go Chiefs
>>150845609
>>150845604mozart.
What team is leading in rushing yards, defensive turnovers, and is top 5 in offensive yards?
>>150845614
>>150845604Phil Collins Michael Jackson Fleetwood Mac
>>150845617
>>150845624Browns
>>150845630
>>150845638Shut up!
>>150845638No
>>150845641
>>150845614Lol what the fuck what's that?
>>150845247>the curse of Caleb
>>150845604field recordings
>>150845642>>150845650What? So you're telling me the Browns aren't one of the best teams in the league?
>>150845625This play is the result of a qb who is either garbage or expecting to be bailed out by refs.
>>150845651
>>150845624not the chiefs kek
My berds are FRISKY
>>150845247IS THAT THE 2 NEW MUTTQBS???
>>150845665my personal favorite, for obvious reasons...
>>150844624You know how I know you're gay?
>>150845675
>mmmm hell yeah boy I'm gonna concuss myself so good tomorrow
>>150845685
>>150845685kek what a gay blown out bitch
>>150845692
>>150845624ill take cleveland for 200 alex
>>150845702
>>150845624the jags>>150845709
>>150845719
>>150845713>>150845282
>>150845721I've lost count, so I'm just gonna say this is 30. I'm bored.
>>150845719Bingo
>>150845725ok, one more.
>>150845734
>>150845734Kino moment
>>150845707No and not how that joke works.
>why do they post mean webms about me it isn't my fault the refs don't like me anymore reid just wont send the check I don't understand we sent the check before just send it again man that is why we had the commercial deals to fund the ref fund come on bro wtf send the check
>>150845741She’s right. Every time a Chiefs player gets tackled or physically obstructed in any form, they should be penalized and charged with unnecessary roughness. Double the consequences if said player is Travis Kelce or Patrick Mahomes. Anyone who tackles Travis Kelce or Patrick Mahomes should be suspended indefinitely.
>>150845424I don’t remember my exact thoughts but it was probably along the lines of >manlets >when will they learn
>>150845761Gayest post of 2025
shut your bitch ass up /sp/
>chicanos are melting down since their brown mongrel representative is choking this yearhehe
Imagine
>>1508457891993.
>>150845778he’s right you know
>>150845786LIVELAUGHFLAG
Post mancaves
>>150845793saw that movie, kinda sucked.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VG2aJyIFrA
Why did the Patriots get rid of Josh Uche? He's been the Eagles best defender for two weeks in a row now
>>150845803you know it brother
>>150845610Lots of women enjoy having a man spit in their face/mouth
>>150845809
>>150845819this, gtd that whore went home to whatever dick she was sucking that night and told him to "spit in my mouth like jalen did to dak!"
>everyone mad that the Eagles false started on some push plays>Nobody is allowed to mention that on every push play the Chiefs were offsides
>>150845834shut up. SHUT UP!
>>150845834I still remember that time they lost to the lions and they were screaming about being penalized multiple time for being lined up 3 yards offsides.
>>150845834the refs are there for the chiefs to win duhhh stupid
>>150845834>>Nobody is allowed to mention that on every push play the Chiefs were offsidesActually, (((nick wrong))) just spent a whole segment on it, but it was ok because dey had daaa fluuuuuuuuu.
white bois, our response?
is he retarded?
>>150845810Dated sfx but still looks good
>>150845866And when Brou asked him point blank if the Chiefs were in the neutral zone he deflected that he had footage of plays from other games where it was the Eagles who were offsides.
>>150845872CJGJ thinks Baker is cute?
>>150845878yeah, saying it sucked was a bit much. i'll retract that and say it was lame. Hits hard though seeing those folks, inaccurately, get vaporized.
>>150845872
>>150845872he's so important the defending champs let him go
>>150845861Goodell and Scott getting badgered by reporters the week before the Superbowl about the officiating bias the Chiefs get, and as a result panicking so hard they pull the plug on the script and give the game to Philly as (((proof the league isn't rigged))) will never not be eternal kek bait
They should make a rule. Call it The Great War rule, where if a player intrudes on the neutral-zone, they get sniped or shelled by artillery.
based stephen is here for 5 more years
>>150845892Threads is better just because of the longer perspective of it but both movies are from that era where they just tried to scare the shit out of everyone rather than fix anything.you know vs now where we try to anger everyone rather than fix anything.go football!
>>150845872(((dov)))why are people still posting this n****r-lover's posts?
is tom right?
>>15084591340 million a year and has never said a word worth a fuck, incredible. Tua numbers right there.
>>150845892I mean if you're in the fireball i'm pretty sure you're getting vaporized
>>150845913>act like a retard>get paid $40,000,000 a yearwhere the FUCK is my paycheck then?
>>150845925Not terrible, but LAC ranked a little high there huh?
>>150845913this fuckin' faggot is what mlk would have been as a sportscaster, loud, annoying, full of shit with a shady past, and reading what some jewish producer put him front of him that day.
>>150845925How much did the saudis pay him to make that list though?>>150845937I know it is fucking unfair I've been acting like a dumbass for free this whole time.
>>150845794?
do sportscasters have jewish handlers as well?
>>150845934yes, but you don't see people's skeletons like xrays, that was just an effect that had to use at that time in film. it looks silly now.
>>150845934yeah maybe YOU would, bitchI just wouldn't look at the explosion.
>>150845671F R I S K Y
>>150845908After a third straight title the story is diminishing returns and gets boring both ways so playing and losing the third is the exact perfect spot to end it anyway
>>150845944based wristlet
>>150845934fun fact, to wipe out central florida, you just need to hit tampa with at least a 6-megaton warhead. the prevailing west to east winds from the gulf of mexico will blanket the entire central florida area with 2-3 Gy of radiation which is the amount that results in a slow and painful death taking about 2 weeks
>>150845949Yeah, keep playing stupid, retard. Even in /nfl/, people know the reference.
Penis Jr.
>>150845956iirc back in the 50s they were doing nuke tests on sailors (lol) where they were detonated nukes next to ships in the middle of the ocean but not close enough to be in lethal range. One of the sailors said he was looking at his arm and could see his bones, just like an xrayCould be bullshit though
Coach Primate
Parlay bros.... is this our week?
>>150845979It wasn't until the late 50s that the navy weapons research labs started using proper lead shielding. I knew a man who worked for them and told me all kinds of shit from the 60s they were up to. Funny enough he died in his mid 80s of old age not cancer or anything kek
>>150845979lower yield, maybe. I dunno. Don't wanna know.
>>150845925should be packers at 1 and bills at 2, rest seems fine
>>150845988>should be packers at 1kek, not with manlover at the helm
>>150845925Rams should be above Commies and Clots
I legitimately feel like people are "sleeping" on the bills. That team isn't the best but Josh Allen is a fucking beast. I hate the dude but he's barely talked about beyond joking about him.
>>150845741Patrick could learn a thing or two how to get tackled proper by Jalen Carter because his wife knows how to handle Carter well in bed.
>>150845966Additionally Travis Kelce has like 1-2 years left and all the swifties are gonna leave with him. It makes sense they transition the narrative to Josh or Lamar, but it was pretty clear they were going for the threepeat-GOAT ending, but the way they reacted to feeling all the heat from fans, players, and press is comedy gold. If memory serves, the first several Philly drives had failed third down conversations but were kept alive by late flags on the chiefs for tick-tack calls they ALWAYS got away with.>Reminder: the Chiefs are 3-0 in owls when they receive 0 holding penalties and are 0-2 in owls when receiving 1 or more holding penalties I actually think Mahomes was a pretty good player, but given that he's never played without 17 men on the field, we'll never know how good he actually could have been. Maybe this season will give us an idea>>150845968
>>150846010is carter the name of the family dog?
>>150846005Everyone knows Josh is good. He is consistently ranked in the top 3.
>>150846020kek got em stink asplonked m9>>150846025>top 3That is what I'm talking about. He's the best QB in the league right now kekI don't say this from a place of being a fan of the bills, can't stand those assholes fuck that team and their shitty fanbase.People are legitimately listing mahomes above him with 0 irony come the fuck on.
I believe those red berds, jags and seagulls will be elite this season
Jordan Love is a top 10 QB in the league and has top 5 potential
>>150846036nah
>>150846036Ball knower
>>150846038It's ok to be fearful
>>150846029Because Mahomes has literally the best start to a career of any player ever and every time the chiefs look like they're having a down year they mysteriously make the AFCCG or Super Bowl.It will take the Chiefs not making the playoffs (highly unlikely) or losing in the divisional round for people to actually start ranking people above Mahomes.
>>150846037>top 10 QBat throwing game-losing interceptions>potentialkek
>>150846036>seagullsYou mean the Ospreys?
>>150845925>Colts still rent-free in his mindNo team has played better so far
>>150846048>Because Mahomes has literally the best start to a career of any player everKEK
>>150845983I think Javonte 2+ tds has a better chance than relying on dak to throw one to pickens
(You)
>>150846056Anon the colts beat a corpse of a dolphin and barely beat the broncos calm down over there.
>>150846048Biggest ref baby of all time
>>150846037Don’t worry. You can tell >>150846049 is a spiteful Vikings fan because they have a complete and total inability to assess the QB position. It’s a tradition that spans half a century for them.
I predicted that the Clots would start 2-0 in pick em
>>150846076>brings up the Kangz out of nowhere.kek. seethin'.>d-don't worry!
>>150846060Maybe. Gonna mull it over but the Bears secondary legitimately couldn't do shit against the Wions and Pickens caught a TD last week. I'm surprised the Bears are viewed by Vegas as basically 50-50 to win. I know Dem Boyz can be prone to fuck ups but the Bears have looked completely doghshit since the first half of week 1
He’s right you know
i j-just want to watch a good football game and everyone to do well and have fun...
>>150846112Dolphins will beat the bills.
>>150845809Ever heard of a broom, mop, and vacuum cleaner?
>>150846121If that happens then the Chiefs will lose to the Giants
>>150846121I know but I don't have to be happy about it. I just wanted mcdaniels and grier fired man....LET ME OFF THE FLOAT
>>150846058I'm not a Chiefs fan and I actually think the Mahomes cock sucking is one of the most annoying things in the NFL and I also hate that the entire general has become centered around him. It is still true though, the guy is a lock for the HoF before he is even 30 and has the potential of playing for another 6-8 years.I don't think Mahomes played well this year or last year, but yet they still made the SB. No one is gonna write them off anymore because they somehow find a way to win.For what its worth, if they start 0-3 and Mahomes is still passing like ass and leading the team in rushes then I think it is actual panic time.
>>150846058The most interesting aspect of this season is literally whether or not the league is going to stick with its decision to pull the rug out from under the Chiefs or not. Like I get it. Everyone from Andy Reed, to Scott Green, to Goodell himself were getting grilled on camera the week of the Superbowl. They had to do something to cover their tracks, but whether or not that's going to carry over into this season or not is gonna be interesting. Do they move on to a Allen / Jackson centric narrative cuz the Chiefs are too visible, or do they ride the Swifties until Kelce retires?
>>150846136>yet they still made the SB
>>150846149See >>150846144
Giants aren’t going to beat the Chiefs because too many people think it will happen
>>150846144>Do they move on to a Allen / Jackson centric narrative cuz the Chiefs are too visible, or do they ride the Swifties until Kelce retires?They will do what ever they think will make them more money.
>>150846136I think he can easily play for another decade.
>>150846144>but whether or not that's going to carry over into this season or not is gonna be interesting.It already has, they aren't just helping them, they are outright ignoring and mocking them. Week 1 was hilarious.
>>150846157See: >>>/lgbt/
>>150846098Called it. You can sense the inadequacy through their spiteful coping words.
>>150846158Memorize this name: Jaylen Royals.
>>150846171kek plonked
>>150846173>c-called it!kwapackturd. keep seethin' about my Kangz.
>>150846158But if they do lose it's gonna be some funny shit. Could see some all time player crashouts
>>150846159I mean that's the Goodell MO. He doubled the revenue of the league in his first 8 years. He went on record when he was inducted in like 2008 saying the league is a entertainment product first and a competitive activity second. Question is:Which makes more money? Riding Swifties until Kelce retires and having to immediately try and pivot the narrative, or, begin moving the narrative early so that when the swifites leave, the fan base will already have been moving on
>>150846201I dunno. Maybe you should write a blog about it.
why do chuds mald over the birds?
>>150846170I agree, but it's only been 2 weeks. The Chiefs feel like the gun someone uses to commit a murder. The item is too hot, you gotta dump it in a river and move on because there's no way to sneak it passed people with how much scrutiny is on it
>>150845181That is a very fun fact
>>150846201Backing the phins and making a tua comeback story would make them billions but no one would fucking believe it after an owl or two since tua is too brain mushed to make it work.
>>150846168Stop letting Brady fool you. Every other QB who has played that long has looked pretty or at least had a significant drop in performance to the point that they were game managers at best or an active liability at worst.Also Mahomes is highly reliant on mobility and that will not exist when he is 38 years old.
>>150846048Chiefs will be the 5 seed and lose in the divisional round. This is the year. The only reason they won’t lose in the WC is because they’ll get to play the AFCS.
>>150846210>Discuss the NFL?? In MY NFL general?????????
>>150846213People generally don't like retards
>>150846214>The Chiefs feel like the gun someone uses to commit a murder. The item is too hot,kekthrow mahomes in the smelter we can't let people check the serial numbers
>>150845181weird how a stafford or goff or the like never had a chance to pass it.
>>150846231yet look who's in office
So sad
Hey buddy, that's hate speech
>>150846218Fitzpatrick would've had a couple good years if the phins didn't bail on him. Miss that bearded beast.
>>150846237Trip on bitchknees
>>150846213>CarolinaKek
>>150846213>florida isn't the patriots kek fuck off with this
>>150846213Nobody hates the broncos because we are america's team
>>150846232Call DPI 6 seconds after a Josh Allen INT and people will think it's an outrageous call. Call it 6 seconds after a Mahomes INT and people are gonna get antisemitic. That's just the NFL in 2025
>CAAAARDINALhttps://youtu.be/DmJrYX2YryU?si=eDMJ8weZgkx6rJtc
>>150846289Such a cute lil bird
>>150846218who raped you?
>>150846311ur mum lel
>>150846239I hate women so much
>muh pace
>>150846323damn you plonked him
>>150846325Astrology is real though
>>150846217Cant invest all that money in a dude who's one stiff breeze away from a CTE suicide
>>150846343>he thinks tuas concussions are realget a load of this mark everyone
>>150846343>suicidemurder/suicide*
>>150846235They’ve both thrown 520 yard games. It is weird that the record comes from that far back when it wasn’t even a passing league.
>>150846323>he took my mom's 14 inch womencockI've been there bro
>>150846368Plonked
>>150846368not the flu :(
>>150846368Have you guys noticed that Lamar has been refusing to pass to him so far this year? Do you think he’s still mad?
Have you guys noticed that Caleb has been showing his bussy to everyone so far this year? Do you think he's still gay?
>>150846311?It's just the truth. Name a 40 year old QB who has actually looked good. It is just Brady.
>>150846359It's fun how team identities can transcend decades and ownership groups. If you told someone the Rams held this record, they'd guess it was the McVay era or the Greatest Show on Turf. Nope, it's a pre-Fearsome Foursome record.
>>150846430Me.
>>150846440Flacco you're not elite anymore.
>>150846443*pushes your tush*
>>150846430Drew Brees
>>150846443He's right
>YOU EVER HAVE YOUR TUSH PUSHED IN ESSE?
>mahomes turned 30happy birthday son!
They really need to make a new name for the play. Tush push is gay as hell.
>>150846213browns hate white people especially east coast white people.
>>150846491I know it is stupid but I legitimately just do not like the word "tush"
>>150846491The anal advance
>>150846491The scroat shove
>>150846491>The Backdoor Philly Special
>>1508464912 yard taint tactic
>>150846491The Bussy Bowl Over
>>150846491i honestly forgot what they used on the broadcasts before they all just started saying "tush push"
>>150846497>not sliding belly firstcoward
Someone do a welfare check on Bahamas dolphin guy
>>150846491humiliation ritual
>>150846549They tried to push "Brotherly Shove" for a while but nobody was saying that shit.
>>150846507This is the best one
They always pick the worst atchyups for TND BD Nobody want as to see thit shri
>>150846573ass advance maybe
>>150846557No need, he's probably still collecting them.
>Jalen sama.... you have defeated me once again. i kneel
>>150846557Someone was shitposting with a vpn as him but it was cruel since we all know he's dead.
>>150846570Ahhh, that's right. hahahaha
>>150845872>Faker GayfieldKekkers
The only three straight the chiefs have is losses
>>150846581based day drinker
>>150846620damn that was cold i don't even have a mahomie for this one bro
>>150846622I just poured my first of the day, in fact. Cheers everyone!
What will the didoe cope be when the Chiefs are backing the aaAFCFCF
>>150846549They called it a fucking QB sneak because that's all it is.
>>150846636try that one again
>>150846641Do you just not know what the fuck a qb sneak is?
>>150846629I feel this way about my porn collection. I always have a video in mind to play during meeting as work but I have to search through so much stuff. Luckily I'm in the process of cheating and properly sorting my collection.
>>150846461Drew Brees was absolutely a liability in his last year on the team, though the pathetic part is he was still better than Carr and Rattler and Jameis and all these other shit ass QBs.
>>150846491No, Tush Push is the perfect name for it because it IS gay as fuck and an inherently retarded play because it is impossible to reliably officiate.
Why doesnt every team do the tush push? Is there something special about the eagles iol?
>>150846732SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>150846732you need a strong tall qb. wouldn't work with someone like murray
>>150846681A QB sneak is a QB run from under center through the A gap. Is that not what the play is?
>>150846641>QB sneaknot much of a "sneak" if everyone knows it's coming
>>150846732The eggles practiced it extensively. The other teams would need to do so as well. Additionally, your o-line has to be good.
>>150846756You will never silence me
>>150846732they signed a deal that makes it so that only they are allowed to do it. all of the other teams are limited to only doing it once per game, with the threat of public execution if they exceed that limit
>>150846761Line makes sure a loss isn't possible and sexy flexy thighs makes sure it's always a positive to some extent
Nick is still seething at the push lol
>>150846814This is a wild amount of seethe that just so happens to come up on double days after his team loses to the Eagles.
>>150846688"liability" scoring 30+ a game? His deep ball was toast he couldn't push it past 45 yards but he was absolutely not a liability and this was at 41 years old not 40
New>>150676498>>150676498>>150676498
reminder that the reminder that the butt fuck ws 2 votes away from being banned and will 100% be gone next season. Enjoy it while you can
>>150846762A "sneak" implies you're actually doing some sort of tomfoolery to make people think something else is going to happen. The tush push is a very obvious play that is telegraphed from space.
>>150846732They try and it is not as effective as them. That is an argument in favor of the play.However, the Chiefs game has shined a light on something that has been happening for literal years since they started to use it:On nearly every attempt someone on their line jumps AND OR the center is not lined up correctly. Officials find it difficult to call because everyone is so close to one another (on both sides of the ball) and are basically touching before it is snapped. The play begins for both the offense and defense before the snap even happens because the only way to stop it is to get as low as possibly as quickly as possible. This basically leads to situations where you can really only tell a penalty happened on slow motion replay, yet it is every fucking time they do it.tl;dr - eagles are really good at it, but when done 'properly' the play results in uncalled penalties (sometimes on both sides of the ball) and it is too much of a headache. It is over after this year.
>>150846837>2900 yards>24 TDs
>>150846732Not everyone can handle the colon crush
>>150846874in 11.5 gamesLook at Peyton Manning's 2015 and compare how cooked he was
>>150846839You dirty dawg
>>150846839kek plonked me again stink as
>>150846898Why 11.5 games?
>>150846916You're being intentionally retarded. You said no QB has looked good except Brady at 40. Brees absolutely was still a good QB at 40 and 41. Not my problem you have tik tok brain and can't remember things that happened 5 years ago
>>150846966I asked you why you are using an 11.5 game stretch
>>150846859Didnt they already vote to keep it in this past offseason?>>150846878This is a good one as well
Drew Brees is one of the most underrated quarterbacks. The guy was a beast and one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.
>>150846999it barely survived the ban vote. They got 22 yeses but needed 24. It's gone next season
>>150846999Yeah, it BARELY survived but now everyone is talking about how badly officiated the play is and people are honestly just speaking the ban into existence. Every talking head has said it is gonna happen now.
WAAAAAHit's no fairthe chiefs don't get a chance for a turnover because of the tush push
>>150847004No one underrates Brees if you have a serious discussion, he just happened to play along the greatest quarterback of all time which overshadowed him. It is the same for plenty who played during Brady's very long era.
>>150847065>Every talking head has said it is gonna happen now.How many of them get a vote? Nick Wright and Adam Schefter don't decide shit. Nobody knows how a revote will turn out
New
>>150846761>Murray too based to push tushMY qb
>>150847035The interesting thing is the teams that voted "no" don't play the Eagles this season (except the lions), which brings in a possibility of next vote the teams that don't play the eagles next season going "well we don't play them, so let's screw over our rivals" and switching their vote to no.
