Captain Miller edition./hoc/vious: >>150838388
>>150848302>>150848306we don't call those that here now
>>150848355COPEY!
list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'>chilly easter of 2022>4 naysh>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record>the yzerplan>losing in combat to a burrito>estonia >bud winning the draft lottery>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis>seizure meds>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud >admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud>canada/canadians>the jannies ignoring his reports>listing the things that cause him to bubble>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to >dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his >going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes>limited mobility >limited income >being condemned for supporting sean higgins>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him >unicycles >being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits >a hockey rink is not a beveled rectanglefeel free to add to the list
>>150848360what's up bro how are ya? well i'm heading to get some prescriptions for my dad and maybe some lunch
>>150848326Shut up chambers
>>150848392good, bro. hope you're doing alright too
>>150848366>26 itemsa lot of bubblin'
Happy birthday ovi!
>>150848366Bets on when this list will hit the character limit?
>>150848478It's also Mason Raymonds birthday!
Ovi celebrates his birthday with his loving family. Crosby celebrates his birthday alone
>list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>>150848355>>150848392CWAB
>>150848481shit team SHIT band.
McDavid has given a decade (of his prime too) to the Oilers. He absolutely owes them nothing at all and I hope he leaves. I genuinely believe that if you gave 31 other teams Draisaitl on an 8m contract, McDavid on a 12m, and 8 years of control during their peaks, you'd get at least two stanley cups.
>>150848591>t. shit anon
think it might be a fish sticks night
>SHITsticks night
>>150848711I hate women
>>150848711someone should show him my islanders games
muh debbies
>>150848780touch grass much?
>>150848711Reddit
>>150848826No
>>150848846>liminal spacesSave me niggerman
>>150848846looks super nice. what do their saunas look like? do they have onsen and hot tubs?
>>150848967>The 8,802-square-foot dry gym has a turf for speed and agility development, robotic resistance systems that adjusts the weight load and gives performance metrics, and squat racks with cameras to track movement and provide biomechanical analysis. The medical wing has everything - treatment rooms, aquatic therapy facilities, a recovery suite, sauna, and steam room.wish i was a mammoth
>>150848482definitely by bud2000, or bud2k if you will
>>150849068and I thought lifetime fitness was nice. I'd kill for a gym like that
this is my living room where ill be hosting /hoc/fest
>>150848630>he brought in his old junior coach to coach the team>he brought in his old agent to run the team>he made his best friend sign an 8 year deal
>>150849149Do you have an autism room?
>>150849149I'll bring pizza and ice cream to /hoc/fest
>>150848887>tusks upJen. KWAB even.
I have an autism room
all i know about mcdavid is he's trb's favourite player
I wish my company had free food and snacks
Which team will have the first ADHD room?
>>150849257>'ate paying attention>'ate wotchang the game>'ate concentrating on the puck>just luv scrolling me phone>simple as
>>150849257edmonton will have a special child room soon
>>150849257we don't post pics of trb unless they're ghiblified
>>150849257the calgary flames
>trb hates retards>becomes oneo the ironing
They can make chicken parm
Just got home from waging bros desu, thinking about chilling in /nfl/ for a while
bud + 1 = trb
>>150849592welcome back fren
Chicken and a baked potato
>>150849592For me it's /mlb/
>>150848711>believing hockey heights
>>150849644cope debrincat is every bit of 5'8" I've seen him in person
>>150849598the numbers have been calculated
>>150849644I wonder if irl I'm taller than marchand
>>150849667a couple of instagram roasties clocked him at 5'7
>>150849257Me
>>150849686I'm taller than that :)
>>150849709I bet you're a great hockey player :)
>>150849751I wish
>>150849763You're a great /hoc/ poster at least :)
>>150849782unlike trb
well I just hope everyone is being safe out there today, lots of strange things happening in the world, take care of yourselves anons
>>150849792unlike queers aka you who queer off about the same queer nonsane every day
>>150849836thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
>>150849836>nonsanemuch like trb
>>150849782Thanks fren :)
>the average height in the NHL is 6'1"
dang kids and their nonsane
The average height in /hoc/ is 6'8"
thread SUCKS
>>150849937just like trb on 04/17/2022
hehe nonsane
>>150849968please go away
>>150849983you will forever be the raped bitch courtesy of bud and his 1
>>150850011
trb's urge to rage post unicycles: risin'
>>150848837I think it's a twitter post though, if you look closely
>>150848591wtf floyd rules
>>150850112terrible what the cop did to him
>>150850102Cool poster
>>150849999Checked
>>150850102much better when these were treated as they are: exhibition games
are there any eurasian games this year
>mammies waving connor ingram
*waves to the mammies*
>>150850211We need more NHL players from Kazakhstan (and fewer from Belarus)
>>150850211Gary has given up on the Chinese market
>>150850349So have the Russians and the Chinese
>>150849805Thanks for the kind words. I had a great day and am optimistic about the future
Gary will never give up on /hoc/>and we shouldn't give up on him
>>150850397tfw spooky season is nearly here
>that crisp autumn air
>>150849931You mean penis size?
>>150850424I'm a woman
>>150850289His mental illness was too much
>>150850327They’re producing plenty of kids in Kazakhstan
Who is the team this year?
>>150850529oh you didn't know??
>>150850406I can’t wait to buy myself chocolate
>>150850548No???
>>150850548We don't quote Road Dogg here
>>150850383How kind of the Shanghai dragons to play a couple of exhibition games in Shanghai
>>150849931>>150850424>6 foot 8 inches Those are two different measurements BTW
>>150850573Mid-level CCP provincial cadre going to the game so he can observe Gerard Gallant and see what real leadership looks like
>>150850529Don't see the trend changing
>>150850559YOU ASS BETTA CAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL SOMEBOOOOOODDAAAAAAYYYYYY!
>>150850599Who should I call????
>>150850529Dallas finally.>Avs worse>Vegas worse>Oilers worseDallas will win because they're the last team in the west. Panthers have played too much hockey. Despite being the best team in a decade at least, injuries will hobble them this year.
>>150850623the road dogg jesse james, the badass billy gunn, the new! age! outlaws!
>>150850628Turn your monitor on Dylan.
>>150849999excellent post
>>150850640I don't know who that is.
>>150850635I don't know who that is?????
>>150850662no milly
>>150850628>Worstern conferenceLol
>>150850628Really? It feels like their door has shut. If anything Vegas seems stronger
>>150850678Atlantic division had 3 teams better than any team in the Pacific last year. Soon it'll be 5 teams as the Sens and Habs ascend.
>>150850415Fall is truly the best season
There’s retards in my town who are all outside in hoodies and jackets when it’s like 65-70 degrees out in the morning, brother in Christ it’s not that cold
Do you guys think Gary is going to ban smelling salts?
>>150850685Marner struggles in tight games, their D core is seriously lacking with Pietrangelo gone, and Adin Hill is a fraud.Dallas' core of Hintz/Rantanen/Heiskanen/Robertson/Johnston is quite young and will be good for awhile. Oettinger has the ability to be elite but he actually kind of sucks and might be their biggest obstacle. Also outside of Miro and Lindell they have some holes in their d core. That can be fixed though.
>>150850737Today some people showed up to work in sweaters
leastards have one (1) good team
i'm not wearing pants
>>150850778Correct. The Toronto Maple Leafs.
>>150850778Lol . The Toronto maple leafs would have won the 2025 western playoff bracket easily .
>>150850762Remember when you guaranteed that DeBoer was the guy kek.
>>150850792same
>>150850762Good post. Otter still hasn’t reached his peaked
>>150850792Boxers or briefs?
Anonymous NHL player talking about Macklin Celebrini via The Athletic's 2026 player poll:“He’s like a cross-breed of Sidney Crosby and Patrice Bergeron. I feel (Connor) Bedard needs help to be good. Celebrini, I feel it’s like he’s carrying his line, his team.”Celebrini got 24 votes for future face of the leagueBedard got 3 votes.
>>150850742
>>150850872Do bedard is confirmed for being a bust
>>150850872KWAB
>>150850872and one of those votes was from corey perry
>scoreless draw in Waterloo
>Matt Petgrave has reportedly signed a contract with the Indy Fuel of the ECHL.
>>150850966welcome back king
It is happy hour see you guys in a couple hours.
>>150851034PLEASE DRINK>responsibly
I'll have a bud1 on the rocks
>>150850913Is bussy really that good?
>>150851084Marners come out of there what do you think
>>150850102f
>>150851034I'm happy every hour here on /hoc/ :)
>>150851034be safe, angel. see you when you get home xo
>>150851104>that imagejust how I want to remember them
>>150851104what happened?
Thinking of watching soccer tonight
>>150851144very cultured of you
>>150851144man, that can't feel good
>>150851144Who's playing?
connor mcdavid is going into his 11th season btw>zero cups kwab
He doesnt even like hockey...
>>150851171I’m that deprived of sports >>150851174Couple MLS teams
>>150851202Oop I can neither confirm or deny that.
>>150851194He likes short shortshttps://youtu.be/UcvjXAtzaMU?list=RDUcvjXAtzaMU
>the city of Muskegon
>most dangerous draw in Cranberry Township >>150851213Do you know that hockey is on? It's only one game left on, but it's ice hockey and therefore better than soccer
reggies/mildkitties on the youtube tomorrow
>>150851269>ice hockey
I wanna be a Flamiac
>>150851327A flamiac is a flames maniac
>>150851306You could add QMJHL to the end of LGBT and I don't think anyone would notice
>>150851307What is the etymological definition of "hockey"?
>>150851112based same (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ
>>150851336Yes, I want to be a Flames maniac (flamiac)
>>150851342What is the hockey definition of "etymological"?
>>150851144lame
>>150851346
today at the gym I saw a guy inclining bench my 1rm (275) for reps. I wanna get stronger so bad. I wanna be able to bench 315
LGBTQMJHL+
>>150851306I hope they have a similar thing for the opening of WHL
>>150851414Hate to see an ad on such an iconic jersey.
>>150851361>et·y·mo·log·i·cal>Relating to the origin and historical development of words and their meanings.
Gary just sent me a message on telegram that TBS is going to have Jimmy Kimmel as color commentary this season
>>150851461whos that?
>>150851468Gary is the CEO of the Gary League
>>150851461>a grown adult man named jimmy
>>150851468He's the commissioner of the NHL but that's not important
>>150851480>>150851483I know Gary. I don't know Jimmy
>>150851483Don't call me Shirley
>>150851488He has a ride in Universal Studios Orlando
>>150851461more like jimmy muzzle am i right?
>>150851522what?
Found a name in my textbook
>>150851535I bet Stamkos was a shitty student
>>150848326>Miller destroys the canucks locker room within one season>Was a cancer on the 2019 Lightning that saw them win two straight after he fucks off>Rags trade for him for nothing>Name him captainPat Verbeek is going to trade for him in 2028 btw
>>150851543thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>150850872Celebrini looks like a kid who will be a leader.
celeweenie
>>150851543>>Miller destroys the canucks locker room within one seasonIt wasn't Miller. All Miller wanted was to create a winning culture in Vancouver and Pettersson simply couldn't handle any pressure. He just wanted to check in his $11.6m a year and have his seasons end in April for the next 8 years.
>Cucklini Celebrini
>>150851584okay chambers explain why the rags went to shit once Miller got traded
Calgary Flames
>>150851568>>150851578>>150851585>Cellentani
>>150851427
>>150851604how do I marry an italian tradwife?
Just ate a bunch of black beans and eggs, marner tomorrow will be an atrocity on the toilet
>>150850872This is what happens when you don't have a hockey boyfriend.
>>150851635celebrini has smith, who does bedard have sleepovers with?
>>150851593what's he listening to?
>>150851670He wears those so people passing in the hallways don't talk to him
>>150851670https://youtu.be/s1Z1Zrot-go?list=RDs1Z1Zrot-go
>>150851656nick foligno
>>150851656Minten. It was a blunder to let them be on different teams.
>>150851670>https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yphuus4PUTI&si=obddcod0MwnW21Xv&feature=xapp_share
>>150851715nice, but how do they look from the back??
>>150851723bud knows what you look like from the back
NHL starts soon bros desu
>>150851737:)
>>150851736Fucking eviscerated.
>>150851737>>150851743I can’t wait :)My team is shit but I’ll still have a great time
>>150851737All the prospect games were last weekend. Surely you watched at least your favorite team play, right?
>>150851762It's always a great time here on /hoc/ :)
>>150851763god no they arent ever going to make the team they shouldnt have even given those bums a jersey
>>150851763No I don’t give a fuck about the back up players for the second string for the AHL affiliate of my team
>>150851775No
Gary loves pepe. He calls him "that retarded frog thing"
>>150851775
>he said he doesn't watch ice hockey, and now /hoc/ doesn't know what he's doing here
>>150851794He calls me retarded too :)
>>150851794gary loves pepe as a broad concpet but hates frogposters. he calls them "those retards that post the frog pictures"
>>150851794Thank you Gary!!!!!!!!
>>150851809Gary doesn’t say that
Ovi scored more goals in his 30s than most players did in their entire career
>still calling it ice hockey
>Gary is prone to using the term "retard" at inappropriate moments
>IMG filenameexplains a lot
>>150851829What's a hockey? Is it a food? Is it the name of some dude?
>>150851837unfunny raped retard
For Me? For me, it’s the Stanley cup playoffs.
I don't know hockey, but I know /hoc/ is the key to a fun time
>>150851845I'm going to have to piggyback on this, and hate using that term but there you go
>>150851845That's only an American thing really. For Canadian and European fans the Presidents Trophy is actually more respected and viewed as the main prize of the NHL season.
>>150851896Chat is this true
presidents trophy means jack shit. what, you tryharded to win every game against the bottom 6 teams?
>>150851908Yes, Winnipeg is basking in a purely Canadian glow
>>150851908Yes they don't really know how sports work
>>150851896>Can't win a Stanley Cup so you have to pretend other trophies matter more
>>150851908grok listed all the european countries with presidential systems for me
>>150851943my asky :)
russian goalies are so good
>>150851943I really don't like seeing these on the jumbotron desu
>>150851945My team doesn't even have put up any Stanley Cup banners in the rafters, but each Presidents Trophy season hangs high with pride.
>>150851896>For Canadian and European fans the Presidents Trophy is actually more respected and viewed as the main prize of the NHL season.holy leaf cope
>>150851990if you dont care about the presidents trophy then dont start watching hockey for another 8 months.
McDavid with extension and $100k retained for Johnston and Harley
>>150852009hockey is still fun during the regular season, it just matters less than the playoffs
who wins the president's cup this year? i say vegas
>>150852024cope
im looking forward to /wjc/
>>150852044we all are
i wish musk would ban team accounts
im looking forward to misdirecting a TNF thread to here
>>150852082gonna be a shit game bills by 30
>>150852077>I hate looking at this >I must post it to /hoc/
Kaprizov will not re-sign with Wild till near trade deadline. He is weighing his options if they collapse.
>>150852122Cope he saw that on /r/hoc
LA bringing back the original crown (Still no purple/gold)
>>150852148>(Still no purple/gold)The black and purple was a good look.
>>150852148Well, some people like silver with onyx adornments
>>150852148I just realized the LA logo was a crown
I like it when the Kings play against the Golden Knights.Very medieval.
>old logo
>>150852251Medieval Times is abusive to the staff
>>150852251Silver and Gold helmets made the rivalry an instant classic. They should have a League policy that anytime these teams play, it's a Silver and Gold match
>>150851972Damn your team must be shit
>>150852258all i see is an angry monochrome pumpkin wearing a mask
>>150852251I don't think a group of kings ever fought against a group of knights
>>150852122stfu intern
>he says he doesn't think I stopped reading right there
>>150852290You don't say
>>150852135i get my hockey memes from facebook like a true 30+ boomer
>>150852325thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
Lost all my reddit karma because I told people to stop posting about jimmy kimmel in the conan obrien sub. They keep calling me fascist too.
>>150852337>talking about his imaginary friends againSad
these guys are going to do it again aren't they?
>>150852346We love you here at /hoc/ fren
>>150852353looks that way
>>150852350>imaginary unlike the rape you experienced on the chilly easter evening of 2022
>scorefull draw in Cranberry Township
>>150852353I think he's referring to the fact they are starting 0-0
>>150852353It's theirs to lose.
>>150852251Mitch Marner is my knight in shining armor.
I just got home had to cut off the bartender from serving me shots bc i had to drive. Her gimmick is to pour two shots and have you take them outside. One is for you as a bribe and the other is for her so she can drink off camera.
>>150852400did you get to hold her hand?
>>150852400That's cute. My gimmick is drinking until I pass out and shit myself
>>150852251good games, kings always show up
watching nxt trips came out to BOW DOWN TO THEBOW DOWN TO THE KINGoh your knees punk
>>150852413No but she probably would, she is an old lady. She believes everything she reads on Facebook and goes on chud rants all the time kek.
>>150852358Hey thanks pal
>more dangerous draw in PA
>>150852553>>150852447
>extra puck
>>150852595>>150852447
Thinking about the Flames
>>150852616Be careful not to let the dark thoughts linger too long.
>>150852616I too think about shit
>>150852648we call those marner
>>150852686Losers
My uncle was telling me he went to a bruins game in the 90s where they had an empty net goalie goal? Somehow the exiting goalie got the puck while going to the bench and slapped it wildly and scored
He's a piece of shit.
big kev is boycotting abc bros
>make fun of jews>get firedoh say can you see
>>150852714this webm is so old that the panthers were a joke
how come you never see a nhl player with adult braces
>>150852719Kevin Nash is the worst kind of woke, because he is only taking stances on issues on order to try and rehab his image. He knows his legacy is going to be "killed WCW and is a piece of shit human being in general", so now he pretends to be woke to seem like a good person.
>shoot outLame
>le woke
>>150852767
>>150852762they come from upper class families that can afford to pay for medical procedures
>le too smart for the world because I got my degree from /pol/
>>150852803We don't post selfies here.
>Same wojak chambers usesget the fuck out of here
>On December 16, 2014, the longest shootout in NHL history went to 20 rounds before Nick Bjugstad of the Florida Panthers scored to defeat the Washington Capitals; the previous record was 15 rounds.
>>150852829good thing I posted a picture of you
>>150852836Turn your monitor on.
gg, Waterloo
>>150852863why, so I can see your shitty comebacks better?
>>150852835The goalie in that shootout? Would go on to win the Stanley Cup twice with the Panthers ten years later.
>>150852897
>>150852835>>15085288812 rounds, not sure if that's a USHL record
>>150852927oh god i started listening to their podcast a few days ago
>>150852948What do they even talk about? They were funny back in the day kek.
>>150852980random shit, sometimes wrestling, sometimes they interview people. they are dumb as bricks but sometimes they are funny like you said and it fulfills my need to hear an australian woman talking while I fall asleep. they are loud too tho.
>>150853000checked, need a gary face on the other side
look at me im the retard who spams gifs and unrelated shit to /hoc/
>>150852766Was going to say the shooter was a worse kind of woke but I forgot his name and could only come up with "Allen Robinson" the guy from the Jaguars 10 years ago
>>150852712reminded me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxBSEAZYpk
>nooooo you can't just post a gif of a hockey puck in the hockey thread
>>150853000hey aren't you the guy who got raped by /hoc/'s lolcow?
>>150853012that wasn't a wrestletroon pic thoughbeit
>>150852995>fulfills my need to hear an australian woman talking while I fall asleepI feel that. I like to listen to Australian chuds talk about aliens, the Mysterious Universe podcast.
>>150853060I like stuff like that, I'll check it out sometime
FLAMES FLAMES FLAMES
>>150853087Sorry, we're all Canes Maniacs now
im no cock eater
>>150853114
>tyler breeze negative popkwab
I'm a Flamiac (Flames maniac)
camp starts tomorrow sharkies on sunday
>>150849539Connor will cook it up
>>150852762who's getting permanent work done while playing? teeth get fixed when in retirement.
>>150853294>>150852762https://youtu.be/i_aspy7itJs
>>150853332getting an implant while you're still playing a sport with a lot of face contact is certainly a choice. i wonder how common that actually is though.>instead of just using a partial, i'll have something screwed into my mouth that if broken is worse than losing a normal tooth
>>150853478No, they do that after the retire> In other news, someone found the gene that lets humans regrow teeth, making dentistry entirely pointless
>>150853505ya bubblin'?
oh so the raped bitch is just AI
>>150853505People will still be needed for tooth repair and replacement because a lot of bad shit can go wrong there, but it would be pretty cool if eventually that led to less extortionate costs.
>>150853012wow good job retard
bud1250 tomorrow
>>150853657>>150853657kwarb
>the double devils kiss with a booker tributebased
>>150853773ruled
>>150853800nxt is sovl. they need to get a decent men's division though. trick, oba, ethan, jevon, and ricky are all they have and should all be main roster bound soon.
>>150853540I'm the human chat gpt
>>150853849/hoc/ loves the PWHL. You're at home here sister :)
>>150853876true we love giulia here too
actually trannieswe LOVE LOVE LOVE Giulia
>>150853024based as fuck
why is Ingram chimping out on utah?>>150854011maybe on planet mulatto
>>150853849I play for the Frost :D
>>150853849can you tell me how to deal with my dad?
>>150854038what did he do/say? all i heard is that they're both working on finding him a new "home"
>>150854011remember when tiny got counter programmed by wrestlepalooza and caved and rescheduled his show to the morning KWAB
>>150854076kwab tiny r con keeps winning kwaboty
>>150851747>>150851827Fucking Zigger.
>>150854103ziggler's in tna now i think
>>150854159no milly?
>>150854197monitor on bozo
Huomenta but the opposite
>>150854222Good night fren. Sleep tight <3
>>150854211we don't sign our posts here
why was there so much calgary flames themed music in the 2000s
>>150854246Everyone loves the Flames
oh no snowbeltbros
>>150854227fine speech
I'm retarded - retard
slopdown was cancelled
you tell me
>>150854295but enough about me
>>150854255the flames suck
>>150854261>rangerswhat do players see for playing in Manhattan?
so you really DON'T know.
>>150854261>players would rather play in winnipeg instead of calgary
>>150854261dylan woncopey lost
>>150854418exactly the opposite though
>>150854420monitor on bozo
>>150854424>>150854418
>>150854424>>150854446the numbers don't lie
someone needs to have a talk with the man in the mirror
>>150854456true the stars have no milly KWAB
>>150854456
they don't let hogwheels around mirrors no more
>>150854487reset the counter
>>150854508i don't respect barn animals
>>150854525true like sashit
>acquitted of all chargeswho's gonna sign him?
>>150854543HV71
KWAB
>>150854458She's beautiful :)
maybe on planet opposite everything
>>150854543is he any good
watching wednesday this shit is silly, gonna switch up to alien earth before bed
>>150854543Avangard Omsk
I would eat the FUCK out of Evanka Osmaks pussy.
>>150854555Not a bad guess, but they're waiting for Lawrence Pilut to decide when and where he'll play. And Jönköping is the heart of the Swedish bible belt. There's many HV71 supporters that wouldn't want Cal Foote there, cleared of all charges or not. AND they just terminated Sean Day's contract before this season so their recent experience with North American defensemen aren't good.
swedes could be here he thought racistly
>>150854680interesting desu. i just googled shl and picked a random team.
>>150854586Lmao we are just microscopic shit with in some giant being and when that thing gets killed by someother super being we will all be snuffed out in an instant
>>150854697That's when we get incorporated into the superuniverse, where the dance music is 40% better.
>>15085471840x0=0
>>150854697just like my islanders
convinced it's >my team's year.
>>150854751so true fellow caniac
>>150854785>1-16please don't @ me again
>>150854789>1the dam has brokenthere's literally no stopping us now
>heh surely gary is about to reward me for 38 years of miserable mammoth fandom with a miracle season
>>150854820what
>Clayton Keller is already 31
>time fliesyou know what doesn't fly?trb
>>150854882he doesn't even walk kwab
>>150854882>>150854897
getting sick of the bell giving me rancid marners someone needs to call the health department
>>150854974we don't call those that her now
>>150854982We flush it down here nah
>>150854982dread it, run from it, marners arrive all the same
look at gary's big tent
>>150854990true yall have been the laffing stock of the league and sport for over 30 years
who is gary
we don't dread or run from anything here
there are zero active gary's in the nhl
>>150855002why is gary
in the 1980s gary sold my parents a condo with a faulty roof. he was going by gary berkowitz back then tho
we don't use peedub vernacular here
>>150855037>>150855011>>150854982We don't gatekeep here on /hoc/.
>>150855037cope yes we do
>saudi maniaKWABOTY signed sealed and delivered
wrestling isnt cool anymore
now watch the shawnfags scatter like roaches
>>150855002I can tell you who Gary is if you can tell me who trb is. Please
I just took an annoyingly sticky Marner.
just got back from the marnertorium myself
just about to head to the marnertorium myself
i already took a marner today but ima chill on the toilet after this smoke just incase
player poll with a huge sample size of those players willing to text their responses while on vacation
just took a biathlon ski jumping myself
in nevada they call a cleaveland steamer a vegas marner
>>150855602>Ducks have four Ass CoachesToo many cooks spoil the broth. I expect the Ducks to have an equally shitty season as their past 5-6 seasons or whatever.
Good morning, /hoc/.
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>>150855672Does he shit with that ass??
> "What excites me is that I don’t have to hear ‘Core Four’ anymore,”
GOON
>>150855672He needs to work on his rear delts
>>150855708somebody should shop this so he has a huge boner
>>150855705Cope Knies is replacing Marner
The "Scores" page on the NHL's website shows last season's records for every team except for Utah.Because I guess a name change is just too much for them to comprehend.
>>150855745Cope nobody can replace marnerjeet bussy.
>>150855708Mirin those thighs
we back
>>150855672holy guacamole!
>>150855645So much for an exciting season
think domi will get 102 pts this season?
>>150855712I’m not impressed with his upper body
>>150855779its crazy that this could have been the last /hoc/ post everwhat is wrong with americans
19 days until hockey is back
>>150856593/hoc/ would have died as it livedGay and retarded
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