Good morning alf
Make/post a variant for your team
curnow to geelongflanders to essendonpetracca to hawthornmerrett to north
>>150850684Petracca and possibly Merrett both to crows
test
good morning dickheads. all courier drivers must hang.
Bit early isnt it, Josh?
>>150850978Ive considered quitting my office job to just be a courier driver a bunch of times. Seems comfy desu.
>>150851017probably is, tho its fucken exasperating waiting on a parcel and they don't turn up. then again i've had the doorbell ring at 10pm and later and some jeet in a hivis standing there with a parcel. right now the company has refunded me already and said I can keep the box if ramesh pulls his finger out and drops it off
>office cuck>courier cucklmao state of wageslaves in 2025
jimmy bartels been cancalled lads
>>150851163What did Nadia do this time?
dont really want fartel at poort desu as a poort customer
CIGARETTES, AND LEGAL SPEEDTHATS ALL I NEED
the coward known as zach merrett
football tonight
>>150851904Whose playing?
>>150851904this is simply not true
>>150852010i don't want to talk about it
I disagree with everyone about everything
>>150852075this is simply not true
steven may have been told to find a new club
>>150852125Please come to port adelaide
Iggs to finish 18th again in 2026, dees to finish 17th
i refuse to let you go
>>150852356Crisp Voss to Curnow
you can run but you cant hide
whats your favorite circa suvive song
malthouse's attackers in court today.
>>150852819that whole thing is sus
>Marcus Windhager has agreed to a new four-year deal at St Kilda
marcass kwabhager
odds on them being sudos?
if they arent white the court usually obstructs their racet. knower
favrouite jim carey movi?
gma cenno is finally trying to move me on from the online reporting stuff sadly, anyone have any advice trying to choose a provider? how do i make them leave me alone/bother me as little as possible? i'd rather keep doing it online but i don't think they're letting me
>>150853067dont be poor
>>150850051get weird american psycho vibes from this mincerlike his entire persona is a total facade
>>150853116reckon you might be a clost homosexual
>>150853067sign up for a tafe course or do the self employment assistance program. if you want to get tricky you can take your tafe enrolment in personally and then once you're out of the job network loop just go back to tafe and cancel the course and get your money back kek.
i genuinely feel bad for you losers. you really think its worth getting qualifications or a job and working and paying taxes. lol damn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSeoEcOGEvg
>>150853205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
You blokes are a bunch of deadset fuckin' ripper legends
jimmy kimmel did nothing wrong
Jimmy Barnes should perform at the grand final
Steven King enacting a No Dickheads Policy.
>>150851124even being an AFL player sounds wageslavey as fuck these days, and most players arent earning enough to not have to earn a crust after they retire too.
Steven May fuck off now 2bh
I think, unfortunately, Zach Merrett and Jy Simpkin are setting a very bad precedent for our league. If those two trades are allowed to happen, then the taboo around captains breaking contracts will be lifted and club loyalty will slowly be eroded. In the same year Travis Boak and Nat Fyfe retire, 2 great players who never won premiershipe mind you, we will see 2 captains betray their clubs and lead us into a new era of glory hunting spuds.Argubly the 2 most talked about players this year were Jack Ginnivan and Bailey Smith, 2 young superstars who went after money and success at new clubs and will now play in a prelim. The salary caps will be raised soon and we will becomre like the NBA where one club players become unicorns and massive trades happen every single year. We may soon have fans of players instead of fans of clubs like in merica.Sad stuff.
>>150853187I did that when I was like 26 (20 years ago) and ended up getting a fucking degree and office job
>>150854045But clubs also dont hold any power like nba clubs where they can trade players at will without their consent
just had a job network appointment with an absolute muzzie smokeshowcould see her arse cheeks clapping through her muzzie dresswas fucking mesmerisinghopefully another crusade kicks off and i can nab one as my spoils of war
who is your favourite genius, jimmy bartel or jimmy kimmel?
>>150854104Instead of shitposting here, why don't you get a job?
>>150853631fuck himantifa just declared a terrorist org tooget fucked hahahaha
>muh politicstalk about football
>>150854188hate working and have more than enough squirrelled away in crypto
>MAGA nutter kills MAGA nutter and it's left-wingers who get cancelled and firedMake it make sense
>>150854203do you have any opinions or hot takes on football then?
>>150854245yes i've been posting them throughout this thread
>>150854045>Jack Ginnivan and Bailey Smith, 2 young superstars who went after moneyBoth were unwanted by their previous teams and effectively kicked out.
>>150854249so continue doing thatnot sure why you think whingeposting is any better than offtopicposting
>>150854272i'm on topic, but it's interesting you admitted to breaking board/site rules
>>150854193based culture warrior
>>150854045merrett is one thing but simpkin isn't some gun player who's going to transform a club kek he's getting pushed out of the midfield by 18yos
>>150854285that didn't happen
rulespoof is a fucking cancer on the general
>>150854346meant politics btw
>>150854045The goat captain Scott Pendlebury warned us ages agohttps://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/collingwood-captain-scott-pendlebury-says-afl-player-contracts-are-now-worthless/news-story/c39a1acd839c026155ef830263f96475?utm_source=chatgpt.com>“The only thing contracts are good for are home loans when you go to the bank because anyone can get out of them whenever they want,” Pendlebury said.>“I think it’s the end of contracts, they don’t mean anything any more.”
AFL captaincy is just a media role (see darcy moore), same goes for the head coach really
>>150854394So true
>michael walters (fred) retiresseems he'd been around since 2005
>>150854381what do you think of the backlash in the afl community to gaj making posts about the assassination of charlie kirk?
>>150854394So true>Houston signs a 5 year deal with Port>Requests a trade a year laterHe almost went to the Dees too, would have been funny if he went to them and suddenly had to be part of a rebuild
>>150854494Who cares, teams are tonight!
>>150854431Is he related to Sonny Walters?
nah it's great clubs are forced to pay guys like simpkin a millo a year because uhh equalisation yeah that's it and think of the poor battlers it'd be really hard for a cashed up young bloke to move from inner melbourne to inner perth like going to mogadishu!!! can't have trades against their will.
lol
cannot stop farting
steven may have to find a new club
go pies
Why don't you guys just get a beautiful girlfriend?
>>150854664i prefer a beautiful boyfriend
>>150854664i'm holding out for a latina but there's not many about
>>150854693Probably plenty in America that wouldn't mind coming down here.
>>150854664I'd have to move overseas to find a beautiful woman. They no longer exist in Australia, it seems.
Feels like I've been getting stabbed in the guts for days now.
>>150854704Plenty of beautiful halfies around the place. They just come with cultural baggage.
>>150854708whats his name
>>150854722Jamal
>>150854712Their cultural backgrounds are not beautiful, nor their languages.
baby spider just crawled all over my leg, it was fast, i hope there isn't a huge nest somewhere nearby because im in fucking bed
>>150854740don't worry about it
>>150854704Theyre so dumb and boring too, go to the UK or Ireland and they can actually hold an interesting conversation and have a pleasant personality
>>150854549
american politics is my personality
>>150854756Agreed, on all parts.
>>150854756UK and Ireland lasses are literally our women with a different accent and much worse diets
>>150854777t. the mong in here gloating when he thought the shooter was a groyper
>>150854664>>150854704>>150854712>>150854756>>150854780>move overseas>women aren't interested in you because of your boring personality and lack of good qualities>blame women for not liking you>move to another country and repeat the same cycle all over again
>>150854792>much worse dietsdoubt
>>150854802>Move overseas>Women like you because you're white (hopefully) and have an Australian passport (hopefully)>They fight over you so they can have your halfwhite children back in AustraliaIt just works.
>>150854804Our women do wine, theirs do Guinness.
>>150850051Which AFLW player is this?
>>150854835Don't know the exact name, but rumoured to take a lot of cock.
>>150854756USA too, far more interesting to talk to in general
>>150854835Lily-Rose Williamson
>>150854777>>150854796samefag
>>150850051>Steven May told to find new club>Western Bulldogs aren't interestedThat's the strangest thing about this to me. Why wouldn't they be interested? They're a good key defender away from having a team that can be extremely competitive come finals and they already missed out on Silvagni. Are they that worried over their culture after Jamarra they're gonna pass up the chance to fix their major deficiency?
I am a hideous human being. Without a conscience. Uncaring. Couldn't give a damn about anybody.
>>150854257Dogs definitely wanted to keep Smith but Geelong approached him after he did his ACL and he never seriously considered going back to the Dogs. He just devoted his rehab to getting fit for his new club.
ugle hagan to essendon straight swap for merrett
>>150854804have you ever been? the quality of the food in general over there is much lower than here to begin with. and then most of them rarely eat anything that isn't deep fried.
>>150854858Crisp average Australian
>>150854884Yes, I have family in the UK, their diets are generally crap, but marginally better than here. There isn't so much a stigma about trying to eat healthily over there either.
>>150854862>You want to play in the midfield?>Nah, fuck off to the wing, thx.Sure they did.
>>150854895>We played a player in a role we thought benefits him by utilising his strengths>Same role he spends time doing at his new club>That means we don't want him and are pushing him out
I had a hang nail, I pulled it off and it bled a bit and it kinda hurt. Needed to spend a month in a psych ward to recover from this abject trauma.
Fred again is so fucking over hyped trashTalentless hack
>>150854907>Hang nail is the same as a knee reconstructionBailey Smith's injury was more like a porn actor who got hit with erectile dysfunction. His entire career was in jeopardy.
>>150854891must be middle class
>>150854912ACLs aren't career-ending any more, and haven't been a dire issue since the mid 00s. It's just another 'big' injury that takes time to heal.>his entire career was in jeopardywaah ablooabloo, happens all the time. You don't see Angus Brayshaw being a melodramatic narcissist shit going in and out of mental health facilities though he has permanently debilitating head/brain injuries and forced to retire young.
>>150854925>ACLs aren't career-ending any moreTell that to Daniel Menzel.
>he still buys the acl psych ward storyKEK, he was in (drug) rehab for a cocaine addiction
Had a gander at the script accidentally left on Dillo's deskHawks upset the Cats in a thriller, Watson and Ginni do their shithead thingPies win by four but an injured FWD gives Bobby a free finals pass
>>150854928>four reconstructions 10+ years ago is the same as one reconstruction this yearACL treatment gets better every year. It's disingenuous to compare Menzel to Sniff. Sniff was never at risk of having his career end. He's an egotistical whiny sook who couldn't cope with having to struggle just once in his life ever.
>>150854934hhmph... i thought i was bobby's free pass...
no bob
>>150854936It's also a matter of trusting your body.>Heavy fall and break your arm>Get kicked in the face and break your cheekThose things heal and there's not really a trust issue.>Do your ACL>Worry your knee will snap each time you change directionThis destroys self confidence and will always be in the back of mind.
I wonder who told steven may to look elsewhere since King is still with geelong during finals. mustve been the board or one of the other coaches. its a great decision btw steven may go and get fucked now
>>150854954That may have been the case 15+ years ago, but ACL treatment has improved a lot since then, and it is not so much a lingering anxiety these days. Unfortunately the mentality toward the injury hasn't changed with the advances in treatments.
>>150854962it was gawn gawn is a locker room tumour just like merrett
Adelaide's all about culcha, they wouldn't want Gawn (they have ROB contracted anyway). I could see him at Poort though.
in west heidelberg born and raised
>>150854962Yeah I think May is completely unlikeable, a cockhead. Glad Melksham walloped him.
>>150855001trip on Jake
>>150854962Naive to think that just because King is still an assistant coach with Geelong for one, possibly two more games, that he has no influence over anything happening there right now. He would have met with the current coaches and list managers to sound out what he wants from the list next year.
>The latest AFL survey data indicates that Western Bulldogs have the most supporters within the LGBTQ+ community
>>150855027source
broke up with me girlfriend and she keeps texting me
>>150855034nonei made it up
>>150855040was all a bit silly, wasn't it?
>>150855060
*has a conversation with himself*
>>150855027>>150855034>>150855040Seems fair enough. Who wouldn't go gay for Bont?
l o o moom
finna burger with the lot, $16 tho, getting up there
i know what ur up to
i'm such a fucken fuckhead spastic fucken stupid fucken dumb cunt fucks sake
>>150855194Don't be so hard on yourself.
Will all four teams tonight be unchanged?
>looking at insta fan pages about draft prospects>look through the likes of some posts>half the time the player they're talking about likes the postkek
Ad astra, infintum
all gassed no greats
>>150855215Honest question, lads.Is this attractive?
>>150855215nick daicos is out with a bleeding vagina
>>150855237Nick doesn't miss games when he menstruates.
>>150855216strange how players go from open and accessible for a yarn or shitpost with then they get drafted and it's a closed shop until they get delisted and turn up at bush or state leagueused to be able to just go and have a yarn with harley reid at bendigo and nobody would bat an eye. bet you can't even get near him now if you go to perth and an interview would be five figures
>>150855243they get indoctrinated to toe the party line very earlyprobably their first week at the club
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-18/afl-player-movement-merrett-curnow-simpkin-paul-roos-analysis/105784732>The disparity between the AFL's best and worst teams could potentially increase next season with the captains of three of the four worst-performing from the 2025 home and away season already having their eyes set on joining better-placed rivals. Eagles skipper Oscar Allen has already departed as a free agent, while his Bombers and Kangaroos counterparts, Zach Merrett and Jy Simpkin, are both trying to do the same.>The talent gap is one that worries former Sydney premiership coach Paul Roos, who believes the introduction of free agency in 2012 has led to the power disparity between the AFL's best and worst teams.>The AFL's player movement has resembled what fans might see in the English Premier League, where established clubs like Liverpool, Chelsea or Arsenal routinely pick off smaller, less powerful clubs for their best players, ensuring the table more or less looks the same year after year.>Roos is the latest in a growing number of prominent AFL voices — a group which also includes ex-Collingwood president Eddie McGuire — to suggest the AFL should change its trade rules to give the clubs some more power back.>"I think it's time that players are contracted to the league and they can be traded anywhere, any time, any place because it has gone way too far in the players' favour," Roos said.Imagine is this backfires and free agency gets scrapped completely kekOverpaid shitters whose performance tanks on long contracts could get sent to North Melbourne as punishment by their clubs' president. I would be 10x more invested in AFL is this became the case.
>>150855243>>150855251this and they don't want to get in trouble with the club (or media in general), plus all the media trainingdulls them down a lot
>>150855255merrett and simpkin arent free agentsvery odd article
Is JUH dead?
>>150855270Just his career.
>>150855255why dont they mention man u has the most money and constantly brings in the best players and are always shitbrisbane was a rabble and turned it around there is no excuse
>>150855270>>150855273Off to Sydney/Iggs. They'll turn him around.
>>150855215mandy muse? what happened to her face?
>>150855299For every Jesse Hogan there's like three Dayle Garletts. Some people just can't turn it around, I suspect Jamarra might be in that category and being vindicated after his actions and getting to continue to play AFL is just gonna make him think he's bulletproof.
>>150855299>Sydneymeant Swan Districts
>>150855305She turned 30. In fact this made me go and check what her age actually is and coincidentally today is her birthday. She's now 31.
>>150855235it's one of those thing guys pretend to be attractive just so they can fit in with their fellow straight man i guess
>>150855340t. faggot speculating on the behaviour of normal men
Crying on the train again.
>>150855327Would have thought she was 40.
>>150855348if thinking that is actually attractive makes you normal, then i am not normal.
>>150855366>then i am not normalYeah, we know.
Thinking it’s time to give my knob another beating.
>>150855371why are you seething
>>150855215Something about that face...
>rent is going up AGAINjust make it stop
>>150855381Just buy a house lmao
>>150855381My caravan needs new tyres. You'll understand when you're older.
>>150855215Howe in for Parker is the only change.
>>150855379No one is mad, drama queen.
>>150850978luv me reimu lads
>>150855381maybe you should have not moved out of your parents house like some hero
Turns out the photographer was sneaking dick picks of Bailey Smith, kek. What a fucking creeper.
>>150855299>Off to Sydney/IggsThat grand final matchup hasn't happened for 19 years m8
>>150855381*imports another 600,000 Indians
>>150855381>interests rates go up>rent gets raised>interests rates go down>rent gets raisedStarting to think the system is rigged lads. >>150855389kekFigures that the generation who turned their back on God cannot fathom helping out their fellow man. I genuinely think rent should be going down if you're a good tennant, I mean think about it. If you piss off, they have to pay an agent more money to put listings up and hold inspections then risk having some fuckhead in whose gonna smoke indoors and scratch up the floorboards. A clean renting record should be bargaining power.
kingys on
The going get tough, the tough get debt, don't pay attention, pay the rentNext of kins pay for your sins, a little faith should keep us safe
>>150855381i'm going back to vietnam. can basically stay in a resort for a month for less than a weeks rent here.
>>150855420>I genuinely think rent should be going down if you're a good tennant, I mean think about it. If you piss off, they have to pay an agent more money to put listings up and hold inspections then risk having some fuckhead in whose gonna smoke indoors and scratch up the floorboards. A clean renting record should be bargaining power.That genuinely used to be the case. We had a society where a good and reliable tenant was valued but that's over because if the tenant goes there is an endless stream of new migrants to replace them and the competition is so fierce they can like charge more than they were charging the previous tenant with a raise that has to be proportional to what they were previously paying. Everything and everyone has become disposable.
>>150855434>i'm going back to vietnamYou're part of the problem, ricepicker.
>>150855381shut up racist
i always find getting 3day banned for replying to off topic threads to be amusing, can't even be mad because you did nothing wrong.
i'm never owning a house unless i win lotto - and even that might not be enough. there have been some pitiful low jackpots and 6-7 winners.imagine winning division 1 and only getting $450k
>>150855454>only getting $450kWhile it might feel like something of a slap in the face when people can potentially win millions for the same division $450k would be life changing for me right now.
>>150855457>450k would be life changing for me right now.same. i'm buying a sports car, a fuckload of drugs and going on a flat out bender until i cark it
>>150855454its better to play mon&wed lotto, tickets are cheaper and you guaranteed 1 million div 1
>>150855446if i leave that's one more house available for our indian friends :)
crazy how it's always rich retirees who win the lotto. i guess you need excess money to not mind disposing of it without much concern
>>150855457yeah thats like 10 years of newstart
>>150855477How much does newstart for a single man with full entitlements actually pay annually?
it's probably easier to get wealthy today than any other time in history
Immigration is worse for men than it is for women desuWe all say that rapes are going to skyrocket, import the third world, become the third world etc. but most violent sex crimes happen within the same racethe real problem is economic and romantic competitionlocal mens egos busted from lower job prospects, no money, good looking women go for wealthy migrants, whole generation of aussie men get the rifle out of dad's shedgood going WEF
>>150855475Why do you think Vegas is dying? Gambling can only exist en masse in a society with disposable income. People are struggling to pay their rent and debating whether to pay their gas bill or buy food now. There's nothing left over to gamble with.
i just wish i listened to bitcoin schizo all of those years ago
>>150855475yeah this old wog across the road from me won it in the 90s, about 5 years later he was dead. his wife lived another 10 years or so after though.
>>150855485Name six (6) ways to get wealthy today
>>150855485Zoomers are armed with far more knowledge than their ancestors wereWe know how to accumulate wealth, it's just a matter of if you want to put your mind and body through that spiritual suffering
>>150855492you would have sold it for a meagre profit
>>150855486>but most violent sex crimes happen within the same raceABS and AIC do not keep the statistics of sex offender's race but a look at the US or the UK over the last 25 years will tell you that's absolute bullshit.
>>150855500>Zoomers are armed with far more knowledge than their ancestors werefar less wisdom though
>>150855492I regret it every day but I never would have held it long enough to truly capitalise from it. That's my cope anyway.
>>150855498if annie knight can do it anyone can
>>150855492i still dont know how to buy bit coin or any other computer money
>>150855492>had $10,000 to splash on BTC in July of 2017>got cold feet because I thought the news reporting on it meant the bubble was about to burst >that much would be worth $600k today
>>150855500kek zoomers are just ai puppets
>>150855517Being a 6/10 or higher woman and being open to degeneracy is a way to print money but it's not an option for men. At least not twink men with giant cocks anyway.
How the fuck it BTC worth 176k now? What the actual fuck?
>>150855518just make a coinspot account, but it's probably too late now.
cant wait to watch ablett and buddy tomorrow night
>>150855528Based time-traveller
>>150855522how do women even do it, i would feel really bad making men stumble with my slut pics online.
>>150855534I'm not even going to attempt to rationalise the inner workings of a woman's mind. It is incomprehensible even to them.
>>150855534you have a part in your brain that feels emotionthese women make money of making men believe they are in a relationship
>Have $70k worth of bitcoin sitting in my coinbase account>can't cash it out because of the new digital ID lawsFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>150855540>can't cash it out because of the new digital ID lawsHow are those preventing you from cashing it out?
>>150855545you cant use the internet if you are under 16
>>150855540didn't you need to upload a pic of your drivers license when making an account?
>>150855498you could literally get wealthy as a janitor if you know how to manage your burn rate, compound what you make and exercise discipline over a long period of time.
>>150855555
>>150855545I made my account years ago and it won't accept my passport information to loginactually kikedbtw, everyone I know who has gotten rich from Bitcoin has been a Gen X-eryoung people are not getting anything from the crypto jew
cant put on weightcant make money
>>150855492you will say this again in 10 years when it's 1MM per BTC
>get a physical labour jobit's full of angry schizo boomers and imports>get an office jobit's full of annoying gen z's that act like they're still in hs
why would curnow want to go to geelong?perfect little geelong would never talk to a contracted player would they?
>>150855564SO true
>get a wfh job
>>150855568Try and stay on topic m8
monke poster is my favourite poster
What's for dinner? I'm a poorfag so it's scrambled eggs on toast for me.
Honestly, if I had a million dollars, I would just lie in bed all day and send girls on sugar daddy dating money to come and ride on my pole
>>150855579was going to have soup and a chicken vegetable medley but dadberg wants to waste money and get pub slop
>>150855583become a pornographer
if I had a million dollars i would buy a modest house 1-2 hours outside of the city with a minimal amount of furniture and just chill and maybe wagecuck 3 days a week.
does anyone want to go to pub with me in brisbane and watch the grand final together
>>150855299>>150855316thisi think taking juh away from his deadshit gang friends would work for a while but not forever
>>150855594me? property down the otways coast somewhere.
>>150855564>it's full of annoying gen z's that act like they're still in hsthis is less of a gen z problem and more of a woman problem
Fuck, Im so horny that a photo of Felicitu Ward sent me on a porn binge
>no footy tonightfuark>>150855568to be fair he's actually from there iirc i sympathise with that more than the sniffer
>>150855612what would happen if swimmers didnt shave
>>150855620>no footy tonight>only three more games for the entire yearWhat the fuck am I gonna do in three weeks?
>>150855616true they make up most of the annoying chatter.honestly women shouldn't even be allowed to work other than basic general care/house keeping jobs.
>>150855623trade week is entertaining, and i like the draft as well but the gap from that to preseason games is what kills me
>>150855623NFL m8
any perth bros looking to save some money should check out crazy dons in kelmscott. random stuff but so fucking cheap.
so how about that Gout Gout huh
>>150855623there is footy on tonight?
>>150855630nta but based, whos your team
browdy smuth nooo!
pretty funny seeing a vapid whore in tammy hembrow get used and spit out like she has done to many men
>>150855644MY Titans Just wish the Dazn app wasn't so fucking shit
>>150855621No idea mate
>tfw bengals
>>150855678My condolences
>seppo shite>full of blacks>slower and more rigid than rugby>ads galore>unironically wearing helmets to play a ball sportcannnot fathom how nfl is popular
>>150855682Same to you, Titansbro
i thought they were talking about cats
they want you dead
>>150855675>>150855678my steelers would booty blast both these shit teams
>started following port when they were reigning premiers>started following tennesse when they had just made the 2020 AFC ChampionshipThink I might be cursing teams lads
gloryhunting never pays off. hope you learned your lesson
>>150855717I wasn't even trying to back the winners, just an adelaide boy who is friends with a titans fan.
Woah oh ohCock in my hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN23lFKfpck
fingers finding their way to my bumhole again
>>150855579lamb đuveč
https://youtu.be/8xNxp-_q724?
>Former Collingwood and North Melbourne utility Jaidyn Stephenson wants to end his brief retirement to play in the AFL next year.>The 2018 rising star winner retired in October last year at the age of 25 – and with a season left on his Kangaroos contract – after losing his passion for the game, at least in part from North Melbourne’s bulk defeats in his four years at the club.lol. lmao. kek. haha.
>>150855739>twiple m
>>150855743only willing to return to play for collingwood, hawthorn, geelong or bane no doubt
>>150855743post the webm
>>150855627I support Brisbane. Draft will be boring because it will probably just be Annable, a speculative third rounder and rookie upgrades. Ridley trade will probably be one of those trades that goes through on the last Friday after 4pm.
suck me off next station
what are his strengths?
huh
4chan is dead again kinda
yeah wtf is going on
>>150855826How so?
>>150855579just had piece of fried chicken and some rice>>150855760this is my land
Gout Gout in 11 mins lads
go norfies
Did the mods/janitors get doxxed again?
What's wrong? Passchads can run rampant in here without passless peasants shitposting? Let's discuss FOOTO fellow passers
there's always huit-tschanne as a backup btw
kek seething
we are so back
Dang Gout^2 finished 4th in the 200m semifinal, may not make the final
The tradie who lives next to me who is only a few years older than me I reckon, probably early 30s, he has a really hot wife and they just had their first kid, a little boy. I should have been a tradie. Working in an office sucks
>rulesperg is a passpleblollmao
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ8faEJpFqI I’ve been falling asleep to these vids for the past two months
>>150856022What they don't tell youhttps://metro.co.uk/2023/10/16/police-hunting-thieves-who-stole-40000-worth-of-portable-toilets-19673297/
>>150856073wtf is wingo doing i like to fall asleep to less intense vids desu
I’m about to binge eat and not be hungry
>>150856068Sam "the cuck" Mitchell
10 sweet biscuits and three glasses of milk down the hatch
>>150856179>i like to fall asleep to less intense vids desubeen watching these latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-0f4NfQ60
last for essendon
>Iggs offer 4 years, 900k/per for Brandon StarcevichTell me why they deserve priority picks again? They do it to themselves.
>>150856299I ate half a pack of biscuits earlier and just feel like eating the rest now.
>>150856649What do they intend to trade for him?
>>150855568>Born in the Geelong area>Lived there his entire child and teen life>Still goes there every week to surfDunno. Something about farmland, right?
>>150855743Mal Michael?
>>150856693Mal Michael didn't sit out an entire year. If I had to guess Stephenson had 'lost the passion' for the game until he had to work a real job for a year and realised how fucking awful it is compared to being a professional football player.
>>150856014From the Australian media:>Gout Gout has raced to a hugely credible fourth place in his 200m semifinal, missing out on a spot in the final at the World Athletics Championships in Tokyo.From the World Athletics Championship webpage:>20.36>18th overall (top 8 qualify)>0.38 seconds from qualifying>0.85 seconds from the fastest qualifierGout2 got blown the fuck out.Only cope is he didn't have a wind whilst the wildcard qualifiers had a +1.0 wind.
>>150856763He's 17 so it's a commendable effort and he's a long way from peaking but something tells me he'll be a bust that the media hypes into a huge frenzy every few years, gets everyone hopeful and collectively supporting him and then he has a consistent career of falling short in big moments.
>>150856806It's pretty simple to tell if he'll be good or not.Man? Bust.Woman? Gold medallist.Just the way with Aussie track.
>>150856818He's not exactly Australian though so there's a possibility he bucks the historical trend.
>>150856876>He's not exactly Australian though>Gout was born in Ipswich, QueenslandYou better be abo, m8.
>>150856954>You better be abo, m8.No, I'm Australian.
>>150856974Then don't be talking shit about Gout "True Blue" Gout.
>>150856684Curnow is going to Adelaide along with Merrett and Petracca
>>150857055Good?Don't really see how he fits into Geelong, how they could possibly trade for him or that this drama is all happening 1-2 days out from the Prelim.Unless of course he does end up there, then it's been a masterstroke from the MackAttack.
>>150856660knowing the list management terrorist known as mathew clarke probably pick 1 and owies and then we'll trade 2 for owies
>When you play in Melbourne
COCK up my BUMHOLEITS PRELIM DAY
>>150856649>lost gaff, darling, barrass, mcgovern, sneed, allen and ryan recently with kelly now on a reduced salary. reid's still on his rookie contract too. that would be more than half their cap. money HAS to go somewhere and it's likely most free agents/trade targets have told em to kick rocks
could not be less excited for these two shit games which will probably be absolute blowouts all of these teams are frauds who have choked away easy games
We have a bit of fun in here
>>150857279funny thing is he was referring to sydney
>>150860970Cats and Bane win. Cats blow out Bane in the GF. Cap it.
>>150856068>the farm landso close.
dig, dog hawkrogers
>>150856068>sam mitchell and his wifesam "the cuck" mitchell
Good morning alf. Footy today
>>150862937Mornin' sunshine
Just heard an interview with Jessica Hull and she speaks like an actual child. Tiny little voice.
>>150863174she weighs 40kg, if that.
>>15086318840kg? My wife could crush her
IF you are the talk of the town during preliminary final week despite not having won a final for over two decades...THEN you are the biggest club in the land.
would you rather be stabbed with a sharp knife or sliced with a rusty box cutter
>1997You telling me Huddo has had the same haircut for almost 30 years?
>>150857279funny thing is he was referring to australia
Will you blokes watch the footy tonight or nah
might go down to the local indian pub to wach it
>>150863218crisp Tommahawk
>>150862924Is this bloke a player? Kind of looks like a downey
>>150864273that's bailey smith when he hasn't been taking his medication
>making fun of people with a disabilityAbsolutely reprehensible, you should be ashamed of yourselves
>>150864328we didn't even mention you though
>>150864339Who am I?
>>150864392wouldn't you like to know
>>150864392you are Angus Brayshaw, mate. And we miss you very much.
>>150864452Not funny
>>150864536the fuck it is'nt lmao
nearly 11am and you are posting on 4chan
>>150864637where are you posting?
>>150864715this isn't about me
What is the ideal time to be posting on 4chan?
>>150864744yes it is
Randwick R2N8
good morning sirplease be doing to the needful sirthank you for redeeming sir
>>150864328this. leave the iggs alone.
iggs
>>150865794yes you are!YES YOU ARE!
>Geelong v Hawthorn PredictionsCats are going to blitz the Hawks and play what should be a 25 goal game, but set shot inaccuracies will make the game look closer than it actually was.>Final Score: Geelong 15.18 108 | Hawthorn 14.8 92>
>>150865794this
Might get drunk
>>150864858Kek gottem
>>150867228not really relevant to us though.
>>150867228america is proper cucked atm
international rules is back (in 2027)time to whip those m*cks back into shape
>>150867228Should have been suspended for being a shit comedian.Now his existence is justified to piss off Kirk supporters. >>150863999Huddo is an immortal elf, we already agreed on this.
>>150866335i really hope at least one of these prelims is a good game finals been meh so far
>>150867228i'm literally shaking right now
>>150867580You mean WA v Vic?Yeah interNATIONAL rules is back.>Vic are going to get pies thrown at them
>>150865710What the fuck are they even doing with the draft?Fucking woosh.>betting that cartlon would finish higher than hawksAnyone not smoking crack would know this was a bad trade deal.
>>150867631no, that's next year
you just get the feeling the cowardly cam rayner will pull off another acting masterclass tomorrow
>>150867668mathew clarke needs to be flogged in public
>>150857149What the actual fuck is he smoking ay. Sick of it.
>>150867724this but nick daicos on saturday
>>150867730We're not going to be competitive until the 30s at this rate.
>>150867690Yeah but the emphasis on it being international, not interstate.Fuck Australia.
>>150867730he has FIVE (5) first round picks to work with this yearhe could quite literally tank the club for the next decade if he fucks this up (he will)
4th espresso
not going to engage in any political shitflinging within 3 days of a finalpredicting the cats to have a relatively comfortable victory tonight after a tight first 2.5 quarters
bawling my fucking eyes out lads
>>150868474how many of your commiepoof antifa mates have been rounded up?
>>150868474i'm going to miss kimmel live toowe're living through dark scary days
>>150868545why would they have been rounded up
dolphins subreddit in shambles
>>150868712Thanks
>>150868695for sport
>>150868547>>150868570other mens' penises have entered her vagina before
>>150868695heckin terrorisms
there goes my hero
>>150868765Only her husband's
*mogs you*
>>150868958drug addict nonce
>dates hag with kids>called a noncehuh?
>>150869017enough about you though
>>150869110enough about your step-father though
he's not me retard iykwim haha
>>150869161alri josh
>discussing american slop in my glorious /afl/brown behaviour
>>150869199but enough about "culture war" politics
my personality is american politics
who you got in the newcastle cup
>>150869217based leftie in here gloating when kirk got killed
>>150869268enough about your asio handler though
this was my immediate take btwhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150721281/#q150722147
i don't give a fuck about some dead youtuber, let alone an american
not clicking that
>>150869340here
hawks are over $2 for the win tonight. that means you can double your money. easiest bet you will ever make.
i bet there are some cat and hawk fans shitting themselves right now
>>150869408but they might lose
>>150869425how so
>>150869435This could happen should the opposing team scores more points than Hawthorn
>>150869435geelong could beat them
tonight will be a pyrrhic victory for one of the teams
>>150869446>>150869450>could
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOYJbhm7n5A
sam "the cuck" mitchell
zach merrett the hawk
remember when my club was a destination club
caleb serong will finish top 3 in the brownlow this year
>>150869470Well "Will" day certainly isn't there now is he
I love spying on people
top 3 outside of the top 10aka 13th
>>150869509nah top 3 will be something like naicos dawson anderson rowellserong will be 6th or some shithe can win one if he figures out how to beat tags though
nick winning it when he never even left 3rd gear all season will be a total meme
>>150869509don't know who that is
>>150869514omg that is illegal
Might rev up the ol' model and tell youse who's winning on the weekendSo we can make a FAKKEN MULTIIIII
i used to sometimes like to tailgate total strangers when walking on the footpath behind them at night lolback then you could have like that before around 2020
>>150869608have fun*
>>150869608*stabs you*
>>150869608you never did this to blacks or abbos
when i was a teenager i had long hair like a faggot and one night i was walking around and i was propositioned by an indian male, once he realised i was male he politely wished a good night and left without fuss
cool story bro
WOOO FOOTY TONIGHT LET'S GO
>>150869713>he relaxed
apparently we are almost at 30mil people, when the fuck did this happen?!i remember not that long ago our pop was only 20mil
didn't take my medication yesterday or today, might get on the piss later and see what happens
>bike ride for an hour and a half up hill>stop and sit down at part for a few minutes >some boomer rides past on his mobility scooter and shames me for resting "what are you taking a rest or something? ha!"why they be like this
weird how everyone who thinks kirk deserved it for being a racist sexist homophobe also support palestine
was about to go for a walk since it's a nice day but school is finishing soon and i don't want to be walking near all of these stupid kids walking home
>>150869760no but bailey smith may
what are you a pedophobe?
entire room is filled with piss, shit, vomit and empty beer cans. is there a game on tonight?
>Being worried about kidsHoly kek
I hate being around hs girls because they always flirt with me and try to entice me to commit sex crimes
>>150869772no i just hate kids these days, they are so mean.
>>150869760if you wait longer you'll have to put up with tradies though
to drink or not to drink
I've been an alcoholic since I was 15
gadonbot why bless this general of all places?
>>150869803 looks like jared leto
>>150869760i moved to be near a bunch of schools recently and the hordes all come out at 3pmthey take up space but aren't that annoying in my experience and vanish after like 30mins
all the parents at the school near me get to the school like an hour before pickup and fight for parking spaces where they just sit in their car for half an hour and then stand waiting at the gate for half an hourshit's weird
same idk what other countries are like but i feel school pickups in australia are especially intense for no reason
>>150869840>>150869866my mum works for one of those companies that supplies ushering staff for stadium events and stuff (ie the footy) and one of her gigs is coordinating the car park for pick up time at a local grammar school. Her shift is three hours and I seriously have no idea what the fuck she does for most of that time
>>150869876i used to live near a private girls school and they had a drive through pickup thing and a staff woman would call out the names of the kids on a bullhorn for whichever car was in line first
>>150869884yeah I'm pretty sure that's exactly what she does. I mean... what the fuck, right? she spends three hours there (presumably doing nothing for the first two) and then that. Imagine being the unlucky cunt whose mum is last in line. kekI went to a Catholic school (so it's halfway to private school bs) and most parents that were picking up just parked on the street outside the gate and waited for their kid to rock up, and it was all hunky dory. Of course I walked home so it was irrelevant to me
i hate dogs
and by dogs i mean little weak faggots who don't want to fight me
>>150869910mashallah brother
>>150869870Is it possible that she will watch the AFL Grand Final (or has before)?
is there a reason why muzis hate dogs but obsess over cats
>>150869921she's defo a hawks fan
>>150869929I love anyone who love dogs
is there a reason why white women love dogs but hate men from their own race
retard hours
>go to sp catalog for the first time in a long time>google translate pop up(pops up)i sometimes forget how brown this board is outside of this general
>>150869943South America was a mistake
love living in toorak
I woke up at 3pm
>>150869754Fuark what hill was that
Painted the rims on my fourby, they look like utter shit kek
>>150869754should have followed him home and took a photo of his electric car and put it up on car sales
>>150869967hey Gil.
just ate a works burger and five dollars worth of chips and half of my partners sons pluto pup
>>150869760Plus all the fuckhead tradies driving around the schools half pissed and looking to pick up a schoolgirl
>>150869990>partners sons
>>150869995this only happens in your fantasies
>>150870013Prove it
WHERE'S THE NEW FUCKING THREAD
>>150870031calm down Gil.
>>150869995this is more common than you thinkregards, my lil sis
my sister is 13 and she says tradies give her the ick
>>150870047Women don’t know what they like
>>150870047she meant lick
>>150870048>13>womenassalam salaikum
new>>150870051>>150870051>>150870051
>>150869754why can't zoomies into banter?
